@@chessplayer2666 the world gets better the more you use it, that's why it got weaker after 10 years and only stopped for 2 secs, and in part 6 it got back to 5, of jotaro used it regularly he could reach 10 or even 20 or hell maybe there's no limit since Dio was still improving over 11 seconds
Hermit purple, literally a stand that you can grapple on buildings with, has a D in range although it can match up the range of hierophant green, which has an A in range.
I think range is supposed to represent how far the stand can reach with little effort. Like technically Star Platinum has infinite range but it may as well be a light breeze outside of it's 2-3m range. H. Green can stretch out 20m no issue but Joseph needs to really focus with Purple to get there.
The Sun isn’t real. It’s just a replica. It doesn’t give the same wavelengths like the real sun. Imagine the candles that are all around DIO’s mansion. Add up all the fire and there ya go. You’ve got the “sun”
...too bad he forgot when learn to stop time..and why jotaro dont just use star plantinum to shoot bullet instead with A prescion ?even dio bring a knife
@@saharudin3159 because dio can stop time so the bullets will just stop, the reason why the knives from dio are effective is because jotaro couldn't move much while dio can freely move. And star finger is your finger, dio can just grab it with his A in speed and snap it off.
You reckon people overrate themselfs apart from the fact they know he is strong and punches in their heads he is easy to win until they know he has super human strenght and can punch trought a wall for example
I remember being tired af while watching JoJo I was watching that scene when a possessed Kakyoin fought Jotaro in the clinic when the colors changed and I literally thought I randomly turned colorblind and it was the most paranoid state I was in.
@@stevepensando2593 I swear I didn't part skip, I was aware that the colors changes in scenes from time to time but the transition is so smooth that I sometimes don't even notice it, I just felt extremely drowsy at the time.
part 3: “my stand shoots fire” part 6: “My stand’s ability is to use gravity to dilate time and accelerate it, until the universe reaches a point where it becomes a singularity and resets. During this process, all living organisms cannot keep up with the acceleration.”
Their stats are the same in speed and power but confirmed that the world is slightly faster and stronger, but DIO said he had the superior precision when its B and star platinums is A
@@cankafal6930 that was jotaro holding back because just after dio got scar on his face from impact themselves Sp better stats Za warduo longer timestop>
1:54 BTW, those are scuba tanks. Purely esthetic, I suppose, referencing not only the fact that Dio survived for over a century at the bottom of the ocean but also the title of the most famous song by heavy metal band DIO, Holy Diver
His Stand's name is Tenor Sax, and an odd name out as well, because it's named after a musical instrument (tenor saxophone); instead of music albums, songs, singers, or bands (like in the case of Cream, which is also an odd name out, as most of the Part 3 Stands are named after Major Arcana or Egyptian gods).
@@joevincent1987 That's because Hol Horse controls his bullets, and they're some kind of remote-controlled stand and all remote-controlled stands have E in precision.
Silver Chariot, literally pierced coins in the same place in the air. Wow. Yeah, let’s give him a B in precision. Emperor moved the bulled out of the way from Silver Chariot’s rapier to prevent it from the bullet being cut in half? Wow! Oh, the stats? Oh, sorry I’m drunk so I’ll give it a E.
I'm guessing Silver Chariot has a B in precision because they already established Star Platinum to be the extremely precise stand (like how he was able to draw that fly and how he was able to remove the flesh bud safely from Kakyoin). Besides, B is still considered as above average so having a B in precision is still pretty damn impressive to go along with an A in speed. As for the Emperor, it has an E in precision because Hol Horse has to manually control the bullets. The Emperor dodging Silver Chariot's rapier and all the other crazy aimbot shit that it was able to do was thanks to Hol Horse himself, NOT the Emperor.
I think the Stand stats are not for the Stand power but rather the physical manifestation of the Stands themselves. The physical manifestation of Boingo's Stand is just a book, so it can only do things other books can, i.e. nothing.
@@malhekai I see the meaning as "How well can the user control it?" Stands whose powers are dangerous to everyone around them are E rank, while stands whose powers can be controlled on an extremely precise level are A rank. Baby Face is a good piece of evidence for this, as its "Varies" ranking would only make sense if it referred to Baby Face's obedience. Edit: forgot to make my point, Boingo has no control over Toth's predictions, so that's why it's an E.
Nobody: *Indonesian subtitle* : 0:00 Star Platinum: an Thanos but having a wear gloves 0:04 Magician’s Red: fire character angry birds 0:08 Hierophant Green: emerald alien 0:11 Tower of Gray: Johnny’s room is mess until the fly came in 0:15 Silver Chariot: Gray of Knight Steel 0:18 Dark Blue Moon: Indosiar’s Mascot Fish 0:21 Strength: black ship coffee 0:25 Ebony Devil: an doll 0:28 Yellow Temperance: slime toy 0:31 Emperor: an pistol but when wanna shot, always avoid and go to another random people Haha how unlucky 0:35 Hanged Man: an mirror ninja 0:38 Empress: kung fu ni*oof*a 0:41 Wheel of Fortune: kars, kars when he back from space and turns into a cars 0:44 Justice: smell’s good 0:48 The Lovers: Crab rave but jojo version 0:52 The Sun: Matahari Departement Store Indonesia 0:55 Death 13: lingsir wengi but very creepy 0:58 Judgement: rewatch aladin again 1:01 High of Priestess: Colgate’s adsense 1:05 Divine Geb: imagine when you in toilet and meet this 1:08 Divine Khnum: jerky face 1:11 Divine Anubis (Chaka): stupid sword 1:15 Divine Anubis (Khan): oh no that sword again 1:19 Divine Bastet: an technology 1:22 Divine Seth: shadow people 1:26 Divine Osiris: teenage mutant ninja turtle, but it jojo 1:29 Divine Thoth: reading book is windows world (how about your online school learning?) 1:32 Divine Horus: ice angry birds 1:36 Divine Atum: when you see a button 1:39 Cream: vaniila ice cream 1:43 The Fool: YOU STUPID DOGE! 1:45 Tenore Sax: this guy is died and useless, just keep it nothing happened. I don’t know what i say but it nothing 1:50 Hermit Purple: old granpa 1:53 The World: i like his stand, but not the user 1:56 Star Platinum alternate color: an Indonesian green giant 2:00 The World Greatest High: Holy Diver but it reversed
LOL ALL I SAW IS: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLL TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stat wheel from top moving clockwise Top: Power, measures physical strength of the Stand Upper Right: Speed, self explanatory but Variable with Stands like Red Hot Chili Pepper Lower Right: Range, measures the general distance from the user a Stand can still effectively work. Other Stats fall off quickly outside normal range Bottom: Persistence/Durability, Strange case, sometimes the amount of punishment the Stand can take or the frequency at which a Stand’s active ability can be used Lower Left: Precision, the maximum accuracy of a Stand’s movements Upper Left: Potential, measuring how much more powerful a Stand can become. Lowers as user becomes more experienced. Scoring A: A few kilometers in range, Lightspeed movement, Shattering strength, Pinpoint accuracy, Passive ability, all with room for improvement B: Spammable ability, visible and survivable strikes, Several meter range, few months of experience, above average precision C: Ability on cooldown, dodgeable strikes that still draw blood, practiced in use, only a few feet away, normal precision, D: Human level ability with a Stand attached to the body, a year or two of use E: Likely non combatant (Pearl Jam), many years of use, ability used sparingly. Null: Stand does not have any of the respective stat due to its ability (Chocolate Disco, Dragon’s Dream)
First half: tarot cards
Second half: Egyptian gods
Out of nowhere: *cream*
🅱️anilla Ice ma Nigga
Vanilla ice cream(¿
Part 8: *I Am A Rock, Fun Fun Fun, Soft and Wet, California King Bed, Vitamin C, Nut King Call*
Vanilla Ice was ahead of his time and named his stand whatever the hell he wanted to 😂
@@nyetasgard8795 DoggyStyle
"gun with aimbot"
precision: *E*
Precision E should mean: "I can only really turn the ability on or off.
lol
OHOHO, THOSE THINGS ON MY BACK ARE SIMPLY MY STONE MASKS. Actually, they are the souls of those that *stand* in my way
Stolen from the subtitles
@@Bruh-ed5dg but it's true. It is a gun with aimbot because the bullets never miss because the bullets always hits the targets.
Cream, the stand that is a literal void that erases anything it touches from existence and cannot be damaged while doing so.
Power B, Durability C
stats make no sense
I think stand stats don't include specific powers. Like if Cream just got into a punching fight it would be pretty meh.
I think they made the stats like that is to make dio look more menacing and the strongest stsbd
@@qxxersa3025 Quite literally SP has better stats than The World
@@MeloAvis yet za warudo could stop time longer, has more range and was better and stronger than SP in their stand rush
1:02 That one scares me a lot.
Same along with 1:22
@@anaig9599 that looks like a guy with onion head
👁 👁
👄
a x e t a l e c h a r a
colgate
Stand name: Star Platinum
Ability: So it’s the same type of stand as star platinum
Not realy is 2 seconds and za warudo is 9 seconds homie
@@chessplayer2666 *Eyes of Heaven Jotaro wants to know your location*
@Will Reply He can do 5, but Dio said that if he practiced he could do it for hours, but only because he's a vampire.
@@chessplayer2666 the world gets better the more you use it, that's why it got weaker after 10 years and only stopped for 2 secs, and in part 6 it got back to 5, of jotaro used it regularly he could reach 10 or even 20 or hell maybe there's no limit since Dio was still improving over 11 seconds
@@PeachDragon_ jotaro is a human so maybe 10s but not much than that
Its like choosing a character in a street fighter game
Stand master:Urien
Stand name: Aegis reflector
PICK YOUR CHARACTER OR MAKE IT!
Dude my favourite fighter is a literal fly
Stand Master: Ovo
Stand Name: Premium Crowns
@@ii_ixq997 xd
0:51 the user could easilly kill dio
Lol nice one
Actually no, it's not the real sun it's an illusion
@@aleriv2791 what then why was it hot
@@caustic8455 it's a different wavelength of light
It's like how dio isnt affected by candles
@@aleriv2791 o ok
Hermit purple, literally a stand that you can grapple on buildings with, has a D in range although it can match up the range of hierophant green, which has an A in range.
LMFAO, stats are so fucking inaccurate
I think range is supposed to represent how far the stand can reach with little effort. Like technically Star Platinum has infinite range but it may as well be a light breeze outside of it's 2-3m range. H. Green can stretch out 20m no issue but Joseph needs to really focus with Purple to get there.
Technically Hermit Purple still stuck to his hand while reaching but Hierophant Green didn't need to
because hermit purple is literally 0m away from its user when its doing that spiderman shit
@@FinalJimothyye i agree but why doesnt it have E in range then? Diver down has E in range and can stay away
Black/purple The World looks dope as hell
He looks straight from a boss fight holy shit
*Za Warudo
Black/purple Za Warudo is Za Warudo Galactic
He looks like a Sonic "Original" character.
Why He is black and purple
Part 3 Stand names: Tarot cards and Egyptian Gods (except Vanilla Ice, Cream)
Part 4+ Stand names: *Araki's playlist*
xD
Part 5: moody blues, sticky fingers, golden experience, sounds like a gay band
@@Cringemoment4045 bruuuuh
Listening to Kira Queen on radio.....
Part 7 : band
Cream: can erase anything on its path
Destruction: B
Stand stats consider only regular attacks, otherwise za hando and Cream would probably have an A in destructive power
@@tylerthegamer1917 yellow temperance: infinity damage. Power: D
@@pupirkapupirishkov1690 I wanna see it break a wall by punch
0:51 “how did DIO hire this guy ?”
Me: don’t know
He hire him by night ^^
I think Because it wasn’t a real sun
The Sun isn’t real. It’s just a replica. It doesn’t give the same wavelengths like the real sun. Imagine the candles that are all around DIO’s mansion. Add up all the fire and there ya go. You’ve got the “sun”
The sun just make lightt and hot not the UV like the real sun
I like to imagine that the user instantly got charmed by dio and started blushing. ^_^
Star Platinum range: C
STAAAR FINGEEERS!
...too bad he forgot when learn to stop time..and why jotaro dont just use star plantinum to shoot bullet instead with A prescion ?even dio bring a knife
@@saharudin3159 In the part 4 jotaro use Star Platinum for shooting at the rat
?
@@saharudin3159 because dio can stop time so the bullets will just stop, the reason why the knives from dio are effective is because jotaro couldn't move much while dio can freely move. And star finger is your finger, dio can just grab it with his A in speed and snap it off.
Za warudo: B Precision, B Potencial
Star platinum: A precision, A potencial
Logic
1:49 turn on subtitles
Lmao wtf joseph
What is it i cant see the subs
Actually there is everything in subtitles at 0:00
That is true.
@@kerai7711 Press c on your keyboard or click on captions
The scariest part about some powerful stands isn’t the power...
*It’s that they have an A in development potential.*
Stands after seeing Kochi's Act 1,2 3 and Johnny's Tusk 1 2 3,4,5.
Stands: This isn't even my final form!
@@shirole6473 waitwaitwaitwaitwait TUSK ACT 5???
@@phobotico2219 It's so strong it can even beat GER
I love how araki just made star platinum all As and the enemies is like Es and Ds, but the enemies are like "yea there's no way he can't beat me!"
The stats are false, the stands are actually pretty damn strong
@@Kira-pv4xq then why we have stats ?
The thing is the enemies always use tricks ands traps to fight jotaro
You reckon people overrate themselfs apart from the fact they know he is strong and punches in their heads he is easy to win until they know he has super human strenght and can punch trought a wall for example
I remember being tired af while watching JoJo I was watching that scene when a possessed Kakyoin fought Jotaro in the clinic when the colors changed and I literally thought I randomly turned colorblind and it was the most paranoid state I was in.
Me too hahaha
Part skipper confirmed
@@stevepensando2593 no dignity
@@stevepensando2593 I swear I didn't part skip, I was aware that the colors changes in scenes from time to time but the transition is so smooth that I sometimes don't even notice it, I just felt extremely drowsy at the time.
@Resortofthat I didn't like my own comment I swear
part 3: “my stand shoots fire”
part 6: “My stand’s ability is to use gravity to dilate time and accelerate it, until the universe reaches a point where it becomes a singularity and resets. During this process, all living organisms cannot keep up with the acceleration.”
part 7: my stand tells me im lucky. it doesn't make me lucky, it just tells me i am.
@@marvil9205 wtf is that really exist? xD i'm still at part 6
@@richardpangaribuan1 Ye. It's He-yaa or something. I forgot.
Part 7: if i put you under something flat you will now become swiss cheese
Part 7: Everything i touch and Everything those things touch turns into dinosaurs!!!
0:08
The most accurate stand, it never misses
*Indeed*
*precision C*
Cream: void of literal nothingness
Stand stats: *gives B in destructive power*
Emperor's a gun with literal aimbot
Precision: E
Seems legit
@@SwiftyEmpire stats are given only by psychal strength
The destructive power refers to physical strength my guy
@@SwiftyEmpire also not aimbot anyways more like silent aim aka magnetic bullets but even more than that he can control the bullets at ease
0:39 when your manifestation of your soul is literally a cancer
The user is a woman too. Hmm...
a cancer with tits and a 4 pack
@@5uperM What's bad with she being a woman?
@@HOWZERGOD What are you talking about?
@@scottchaison1001 the stand has tits and a 4 pack
cool
I thinks its also a reference to the song “holy diver” by the artist dio.
Oh yeah
Mhm, probably.
*i never watched JoJo and i don't even know what is going on.*
@@theextremelysimp8562 LOL you just got some spoilers.
*watch jojo it's the best thing in the entire existence*
Lamo no tw accesories create the time stop without them Dio not time ice ok?
“The World exceeds Star Platinum’s speed and power.”
Stand Stats: *I beg to differ.*
Their stats are the same in speed and power but confirmed that the world is slightly faster and stronger, but DIO said he had the superior precision when its B and star platinums is A
@@cankafal6930 that was jotaro holding back because just after dio got scar on his face from impact themselves
Sp better stats
Za warduo longer timestop>
1:54 BTW, those are scuba tanks.
Purely esthetic, I suppose, referencing not only the fact that Dio survived for over a century at the bottom of the ocean but also the title of the most famous song by heavy metal band DIO, Holy Diver
nobody asked but ok (I was retarded child 2 years ago but I will accept humiliation)
@@wizley8676 so?
@@nodbynobdy HMM
These are to swim freely through stopped time
@@wizley8676 caption asked so
Wheel of Fortune, literally a car, Speed: D
Also Kakyoin, Star Platinum has a C in range with 2-3m, while The World also has a C in range, but has 10m.
@@RealisticFar K N I. F. E
@@RealisticFar Knifes: Am i a joke to you
It means the stand, not objects that the stand throws.
@@RealisticFar the bullet was literally the stand not just a projectile
Bwaaaaaa
全て紹介し終えた後の「キュフォア〜ン」って音好き
[STAND NAME]
Kujo Jotaro
[STAND MASTER]
Star Platinum
Seems legit
*hol up*
@@Muhaimin-ot3ns
*Horse*
@@Scazoid *hol horse*
Wrong video bud.
I was getting used to the SFX and beat and then all of a sudden
1:45 *T H I S M A N I S N A M E D K E N N Y G !*
His Stand's name is Tenor Sax, and an odd name out as well, because it's named after a musical instrument (tenor saxophone); instead of music albums, songs, singers, or bands (like in the case of Cream, which is also an odd name out, as most of the Part 3 Stands are named after Major Arcana or Egyptian gods).
*K E N I J I*
@@jemimafajutagana5475 Tenore Sax
KrissyBoi Billy Jean
@@jemimafajutagana5475 so what can that stand do?
0:11 there you have it, the most op stand of jojo
Everyone is gangsta until a charger, ship, a gun,the sun, a book. Becomes a stand
Plot armor platinum
Range: infinite
Power: infinite
Speed:infinite
Durability:infinite
Growth potential:infinite
Precision: infinite
Part 3 Stae Platinum ( Plot Platinum )
C Tier Range
A Tier Growth Potential
S Tier Strength
S Tier Durability
Underrated comment
hotel: trivago
Growth potential: infinite+
Later in stone ocean and gets fucking nerf.
1:53 Tanks with oxygen, cuz he's Holy Diver
Spot on
Yeah that’s correct
Nice one dude
But most of people from here do not know what ,,Holy Diver" is
pls dont like this anymore this comments at 69 likes
he got them tanks at his back because dio was in the ocean for 100 years
Aokaoaka GG sub nya
Without subtitles this video is not same
Cream Power: B
Yeah sure
@Philoid Wong the stats dont make sense k?
@Insubstantial Croquembouche stand stats are araki's way of "nerfing" it
@Hope Bagel No, he broke Chariot's armor, remember?
Emperor: dodges Silver Chariot(unarmored)’s slice that can cut a bullet by 2 inches
Precision:E
@@joevincent1987 That's because Hol Horse controls his bullets, and they're some kind of remote-controlled stand and all remote-controlled stands have E in precision.
A gun Stand that has bad precision?
*WHAT IS THIS, GUN FOR STORM TROOPER??!!!*
I thought the same i was hoping that he gonna be A Precision and A Speed.
@@gabrielcorreia981 i guess the aimbot precision doesn't count coz it doesn't require User's precision
The Emperor can't aim itself can it?
@@zahar027 That's not really what precision means when it comes to Stand Stats.
Strom trooper 💀
Therapist:"Rodan with a human body isn't real he can't hurt you!"
Rodan with human body: 0:04
Silver Chariot, literally pierced coins in the same place in the air. Wow. Yeah, let’s give him a B in precision.
Emperor moved the bulled out of the way from Silver Chariot’s rapier to prevent it from the bullet being cut in half? Wow! Oh, the stats? Oh, sorry I’m drunk so I’ll give it a E.
I'm guessing Silver Chariot has a B in precision because they already established Star Platinum to be the extremely precise stand (like how he was able to draw that fly and how he was able to remove the flesh bud safely from Kakyoin). Besides, B is still considered as above average so having a B in precision is still pretty damn impressive to go along with an A in speed.
As for the Emperor, it has an E in precision because Hol Horse has to manually control the bullets. The Emperor dodging Silver Chariot's rapier and all the other crazy aimbot shit that it was able to do was thanks to Hol Horse himself, NOT the Emperor.
Dude shut up it was hol horses precision with guns not the stand itself
2:00
thanos zawarudo
thanos zawarudo
Enrico Pucci: DIO,I have one question to ask.
DIO:Yes What is it Pucci?
Enrico Pucci:..What did the path to heaven cost you?
DIO:Everything
Thanos zawarudo : *snaps finger*
Time : Mr jotaro i don't feel so good
@มิวสยาม ออฟไลน์ The Galaxy or Za Galaxy*
rohan died in endgame
Retro Gamez dude wtf you spoiled it
I CANT LMFAOOOO THE CAPTIONS ON THIS VID
@X4TERUMI What are you talking about? The Stands are very great. And Stardust Crusaders is great.
@X4TERUMI Oh, I'm sorry for the misundertood.
Lmao
Just enable Indonesia subtitles and wait for empress while having it on
1:35 Ok the subtitles Got me LOL
Nice a Indonesia subtitle 🗿
Why does boingo have E in precision with a 100% precise stand?
Sei lá, mano, mó fita.
I think the Stand stats are not for the Stand power but rather the physical manifestation of the Stands themselves. The physical manifestation of Boingo's Stand is just a book, so it can only do things other books can, i.e. nothing.
@@malhekai I see the meaning as "How well can the user control it?" Stands whose powers are dangerous to everyone around them are E rank, while stands whose powers can be controlled on an extremely precise level are A rank. Baby Face is a good piece of evidence for this, as its "Varies" ranking would only make sense if it referred to Baby Face's obedience.
Edit: forgot to make my point, Boingo has no control over Toth's predictions, so that's why it's an E.
@@malhekai Then how do you explain Hol Horse stand?
GamesSongsRemake he literally killed himself with it
The person who make the subtitles is a true prodigy heavily-trained well-prepared absolute genius.
Emperor: B - range, E - Precision
*Visible confusion*
Orang indo yg ngeliat ini tertawa melihat subtitle nya wkwkwk
Emperor: Has an E in precision
Emperor: *Dodges the blade of Silver Chariot*
The emperor has an E in precision because it has to be controlled by Hol Horse.
TURN ON THE DAMN SUBTITLES
DO IT
Your next line is something along the lines of thanking me.
Thank you man, i was about to change video before reading your comment
“Thank you-“
*NANI?!*
"Thanks a bunc-"
*MASAKA*
Thanks man
*N-NAAAANNIIIIIIIII?*
Than-
*ZAAAHH WARUDO*
za warudo: *growth potential B*
also za warudo: *can increase it's time stop with training*
I like how the the tarot cards stands even stopped being somewhat creative and included a color. At some point it just became the name of the card
1:53 To the captioner: Its an oxygen tank i believe
But why?
@@idonttakejokes5649sadly Araki designed The World not me so i cannot answer that. I also wanted to know why
But...he don't use a mask
@@tgnm9615 because he was underwater for 100 years partskipper
@@starscratcher dont accuse anyone to be a part skipper.
Nobody:
*Indonesian subtitle* :
0:00 Star Platinum: an Thanos but having a wear gloves
0:04 Magician’s Red: fire character angry birds
0:08 Hierophant Green: emerald alien
0:11 Tower of Gray: Johnny’s room is mess until the fly came in
0:15 Silver Chariot: Gray of Knight Steel
0:18 Dark Blue Moon: Indosiar’s Mascot Fish
0:21 Strength: black ship coffee
0:25 Ebony Devil: an doll
0:28 Yellow Temperance: slime toy
0:31 Emperor: an pistol but when wanna shot, always avoid and go to another random people
Haha how unlucky
0:35 Hanged Man: an mirror ninja
0:38 Empress: kung fu ni*oof*a
0:41 Wheel of Fortune: kars, kars when he back from space and turns into a cars
0:44 Justice: smell’s good
0:48 The Lovers: Crab rave but jojo version
0:52 The Sun: Matahari Departement Store Indonesia
0:55 Death 13: lingsir wengi but very creepy
0:58 Judgement: rewatch aladin again
1:01 High of Priestess: Colgate’s adsense
1:05 Divine Geb: imagine when you in toilet and meet this
1:08 Divine Khnum: jerky face
1:11 Divine Anubis (Chaka): stupid sword
1:15 Divine Anubis (Khan): oh no that sword again
1:19 Divine Bastet: an technology
1:22 Divine Seth: shadow people
1:26 Divine Osiris: teenage mutant ninja turtle, but it jojo
1:29 Divine Thoth: reading book is windows world (how about your online school learning?)
1:32 Divine Horus: ice angry birds
1:36 Divine Atum: when you see a button
1:39 Cream: vaniila ice cream
1:43 The Fool: YOU STUPID DOGE!
1:45 Tenore Sax: this guy is died and useless, just keep it nothing happened. I don’t know what i say but it nothing
1:50 Hermit Purple: old granpa
1:53 The World: i like his stand, but not the user
1:56 Star Platinum alternate color: an Indonesian green giant
2:00 The World Greatest High: Holy Diver but it reversed
Wkkkkkkwkwkwweke
Ngakak njir terutama bau mmk Ama Buto ijo
@@lukaslieberio8047 AOWKOWKWKWKWWO
Hierophant Green: Ben10
Buto ijo
Njir NICE SUBTITELS
These subtitles make my day
Emperor: Precision E
Cream: Power B
Tower of Grey: Power E
I mean yeah. Tower of gray is the most weird one, its can massacare an entire building Power: E. Also Geb can rip out human head Power: C
This is 10 times more entertaining with captions on
Imagine if kars had a stand lol, he'd be worse than Dio.
lol
Bro people should read the novel where Kars ge-... I can't spoils any further.
@@JV-km9xk Not canon sadly
@@RixonX man i wished eyes of heaven gave us that,but no,its always gotta be Kono dia da!
0:37 turn on Indonesia subtitles
Can i change that subtitle in 1:22
Imagine how joseph's feel if this stand attack him?
"NAAAAAIIIISEEE, i can use hamon again."
He used hamon in old age also, hermit purple is basically a ham dtand
No it would be like Nice i have both hands
0:58 Turn On Caption
LOL ALL I SAW IS: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLL TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TPS Galaxy Gaming I mean... how could you not see that...?
HAIL 2 YOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Its what avdol said "Hell 2 U"
@@marioventura8758 no
Indonesian subtitles are very good
The World
A
A
C
A
B
B
Jotaro: lol ez trash
A rat with a gun: DAMN THIS SHIT IS HARD
It just goes to show that there's no such thing as an op stand that can defeat everything, every single stand has its weaknesses and strengths
I love how the captions are roasting most of the stands
Stand: seems useless.
Araki: Someone get this man durability.
Stand: seems OP.
Araki: Someone take this mans potential and precision.
I love that I watch everything with closed captions and had I not, I would have missed such a fucking GEM. *chefs kiss*
Vanilla Ice has a stand named cream.He knew what he was doing Lmao.
Vanilla Ice Cream!
Im from Indonesia and i use subtitle and just see the sub it say " Thanos pakai dua sarung tangan" it mean Thanos Using two glove 😂😂😂
Awowkwowk
Terbukti Colgate
@Fadhil Arkhan 🤣🤣🤣
Magician red Angry bird jing
Dark blue moon ikan indosiar
Ikan Indosiar
I liked the part where it went TUNN tudik tutiu
Is that kaguya luna profile picture?
2:00 no is the word is za warudo
thank you thank you
It always gave me chills how when The World pops out the stand user name shows slowly like:
D
I
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Stand name: Strength
Power: B
Hmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
1:01 facts
When you realized the whole Chucky Franchise is a JoJo Reference.
Every 5 minutes the stardust crusaders: *there is an enemy stsnd user.*
Stardust crusaders in a nut shell
anubis was twice showed since hes user has been changed twice and showed twice.
am i right?
Yes.
Brr
I just opened subtitles. Worth it
Man's really having fun with those subtitles
"Has sword. Yeah. I miss that."
Better not watch Part 5.
Ugh I don't remember sword stand users in part 5
@@JohnyMiko Only Soft Machine
"A gun with aimbot"
Me: sits quietly* noted
Star Platinum, growth potential: E
Then explain Star Platinum: The World.
after the world it became E.
I love how hamon is literally ditched just to make the anime longer
I love how you're supposed to watch this with subtitles
when you turn on captions its a new alternate universe
HAIL TO UUUUU
2:00 So TW has a B in precision, and SP has an A. Bruh Moment
What's wrong with that?
The SFX really enhances the power and feel of the Stands
They better bring this eyecatch style back in SBR
The CC just really makes it better
Stat wheel from top moving clockwise
Top: Power, measures physical strength of the Stand
Upper Right: Speed, self explanatory but Variable with Stands like Red Hot Chili Pepper
Lower Right: Range, measures the general distance from the user a Stand can still effectively work. Other Stats fall off quickly outside normal range
Bottom: Persistence/Durability, Strange case, sometimes the amount of punishment the Stand can take or the frequency at which a Stand’s active ability can be used
Lower Left: Precision, the maximum accuracy of a Stand’s movements
Upper Left: Potential, measuring how much more powerful a Stand can become. Lowers as user becomes more experienced.
Scoring
A: A few kilometers in range, Lightspeed movement, Shattering strength, Pinpoint accuracy, Passive ability, all with room for improvement
B: Spammable ability, visible and survivable strikes, Several meter range, few months of experience, above average precision
C: Ability on cooldown, dodgeable strikes that still draw blood, practiced in use, only a few feet away, normal precision,
D: Human level ability with a Stand attached to the body, a year or two of use
E: Likely non combatant (Pearl Jam), many years of use, ability used sparingly.
Null: Stand does not have any of the respective stat due to its ability (Chocolate Disco, Dragon’s Dream)
YES! thanks for this 🙏
Lmao shut, A doesnt mean lightspeed movement, few stands have light speed movement
Even with A speed
Lets be honest
Za warudo and star platinum are the two most badass looking stands
For me is death 13 and dark blue moon.
I love the Captions.
Love how the Japanese translation for the world's stand master is in English
DIO
Getting a strong Inception vibe from the sound effect.
Turn on the captions. Idk who wrote them but thank you.
The subtitles helped a lot
Damn i love the subtitles
Everyone In Jojo: Only a Stand user Can See Other Stands.
Strength: Are You Sure About That?
Let m reach 1k subs So i can upload jojo shitposts Don’t forget Yellow Temperance
The Emperor: *e in precision*