Ok so my dad is a bridge designer and he had a zoom meeting with his crew and they were talking about one of the bridges he was going to build. I walked in his room cause I thought I left something and guess what he said. “This should be enough...........I think”
This entire series has just been "Maybe that'll work" "Yeeeesss!!! No!!!!" "What if we removed support?" "90+ Percent!" "(Insert outdated reference here)" "(Insert smart sounding words here)" And finally "I don't want to build a hydraulic bridge" He must be a terrifying bridge builder.
Got my credit card today it high balance from @darkfee7 on telegram I can vouch for him,he sell banks logs,fullz,and he also give tutorial online on how to cashout using any method💯
Me: There's no way that ramps supported by Springs in the middle of a river can get a car across. Poly Bridge 2: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move.
It's so funny how he thinks he is skimping on stuff each level, bit then you look at the leaderboards and see people use literally $2,000 on a $27,000 budget.
I think the reason that the bridge fell apart in the "semi slope" level was because it wasn't supported from the middle where there wasn't any metal it was just a big gap of wood.
5:35 dune buggy man realizes the infinite loop he has been dragged into when he landed where he started and only knew how to move how to move forward with the only escape being to land on the platform that he will now just infinitely go in circles around
Who remembers the OG days when Captainsauce just started being a youtuber, Captainsauce has come so far and become the best youtuber ever, he is better than mr beast, dude perfect and pewdipie combined ( if they were all good)
15:28 What you just built there is a muscle. And yes, it does work exactly as you thought it wud. Its one of the best ways to save on budget in this game as a muscle of material is tons stronger than a single triangle. Not even just double the strength either; it can be as much as quadruple the strength in some situations.
Here a meme to start of the video: When you need to adjust your balls but you can’t because everyone’s watching: *im sorry little one* (Play SCP containment breach NOW!!!)
The unity remake is good too. SCP-169 even gets a couple mentions, which is good because 169 is one of the most underrated SCPs out there. It is overshadowed by SCP-3000. And 3000 is like an ant compared to 169. 169 could SWALLOW 3000 WHOLE. 169 is a aquatic SCP that’s back was mistaken for a chain of islands. But then they discovered that it is actually a aquatic life form “GARGANTUAN” in size it is CURRENTLY NOT CONTAINED. Due to no site on earth big enough to contain it. It is the largest organic SCP ON EARTH. The only SCPs larger than it reside in space or are non organic. Here is the link: scp-wiki.net/scp-169
Dislike DOES NOT mean hate. It just means that someone didn’t enjoy the video. And the dislike button is just as important as the like button. Both positive and negative feedback are needed to get accurate results. And besides don’t you think it would be suspicious if it was ALL just likes? I would. And I’m the kind of person who rarely hits the like button, I only press it if I really like the video or want to show major support. As such my “Watch Later” playlist is like 3 times the size of my “Liked Videos” playlist. This concludes my short essay on the importance of the dislike button. - Tyler.
This may not be a TABS video, but here's a suggestion:Dread gravity. 4 harpooners 4 gunslingers 4 taekwondo And 4 dynamite throwers in this formation:H is harpooner, G is gunslinger, T is taekwondo, and D Is dynamite thrower.X is the middle of the circle. D THTGTHT DG GD THTGTHT D
i love this guy. and this series. he always finds a way to make me laugh. whether its his reaction to failing, or a goofy joke when something goes wrong. Captainsauce, you deserve the world
Why is it always like this: Im watching this on my phone while doing random shit with my PC. First cap's bridge is working perfectly fine. Then i look at my PC screen for 2 seconds. And suddenly BOOM cap's bridge has fallen to the water in those 2 seconds
18:02 "Guess who's about to make the dumb idea even dumber?"
I relate to this on a personal level
Same
Same
Same
beans
yea same
Car: exists
Cap: quack quack your safety is whack
Ethan kozoll how*
69 likes!
@@nigelbaddock thats now 70
Nigel Baddock nice
@@k1llallhumanz208 Bridges are people too man!
Fun fact: the monopoly man's name is Rich Uncle Pennybags. And he was originally in a game called Rich Uncle about the stock market.
That fact was very fun
I just read a book about that
The way i always knew it, bearing in mind i grew up playing the funfair edition of the game in primary school it was Uncle Pennyworth
Who asked?
@@s.dragos3486 and who asked for u to comment
14:23
CaptainSauce:I would be very mad if my bridge falls down,and I would be happy if I succeed
The bridge:"Falls down"
Him:"smiles"
Smile though the pain
*Me: *shows support**
*Cap: Keep showing support*
**SUPPORT INTENSIFIES**
If you have liked, commented and subscribe. Then there is only one support left: SHARE.
yes
@@goodvibes7580 if you actually did that...
You are the smartest support guy alive
How did you get the stars without *bold*
@@xflamingbeast9432 I didnt, everything is bold
Ok so my dad is a bridge designer and he had a zoom meeting with his crew and they were talking about one of the bridges he was going to build. I walked in his room cause I thought I left something and guess what he said.
“This should be enough...........I think”
Oh no. Did you show him these videos?
tell him you love him and he's the best dad in the world. he deserves it
Sosig
Plot twist: captainsauce is a parttimer bridge designer and your dad had zoom meeting with him
uuuuuhh… let's hope that Poly Bridge doesn't exist. otherwise we're are ALL in danger.
I not only love the fact that in the intro he not only MISSED the jump but so PERFECTLY screwed the bridge up XD
This entire series has just been
"Maybe that'll work"
"Yeeeesss!!! No!!!!"
"What if we removed support?"
"90+ Percent!"
"(Insert outdated reference here)"
"(Insert smart sounding words here)"
And finally
"I don't want to build a hydraulic bridge"
He must be a terrifying bridge builder.
I can imagine him talking to his boss
correct
* insert a failing intro*
@@dlsn5atleast its not the ali a intro
Got my credit card today it high balance from @darkfee7 on telegram I can vouch for him,he sell banks logs,fullz,and he also give tutorial online on how to cashout using any method💯
Me: There's no way that ramps supported by Springs in the middle of a river can get a car across.
Poly Bridge 2: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move.
@Felygame04 because i can
@SuperStarSandwich a lot of people...
"We just got to change the ejection angle"
-Captainsauce, June 20th 2020
Welcome to the O.O.C.C
*Captainsauce, architect, June 20th 2020.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy dude that’s my birthday, June 10th, but it’s not the day this video was posted on, June 20th.
Kitty Cat Gaming, Oof.
Why do comments like these get so many likes I don't understand
DONT get me wrong I still like it.
"As long as the bridge doesn't break he'll make it"
-The Captain 2020
I'm like isent that the point
*HM YES THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*
Final last words
We would have won if we didnt lose
Hm yes this bridge here is made of bridge
elastic bridges he sure sounds like he knows what he’s doing
^
He's not a bridge biologist. Cut him some slack
Yhea probble
@@tayloryork8185 biology is about water plants fungas and animals but ok
Edit your right
@@samchindedza2012 r/wooosh
"Yeah, I want to sound like I know what I'm talking about,"
*Captain Sauce 2020*
polybridge: [exists]
Cap: *snap snap my entire bridge is crap*
tap tap tap now there’s a truck swimming laps
Hmmm yes
*crack crack* The bridge is as durable as a broken rack
The way he said "93.8%!" was just so childishly adorable I loved it so much!
It's so funny how he thinks he is skimping on stuff each level, bit then you look at the leaderboards and see people use literally $2,000 on a $27,000 budget.
One on a other video had FUCKING 0 and finished it
How is that even possible
@@EMI-kv9kf glitches
bring back clone drone in the danger zone
Yes Godzilla I've been saying that all the time it got updated and a big one since he played
HELL YEAH
Yes!!!!!!!!
YES
godzilla gaming yes
I chocked on myself a dozen times that’s how funny this dude is
You're getting close to two million subs I'm so excited
"don't screw with me, I know you got an entire truck full of lube...." 😀 "But I'm not open for business!" -CaptainSauce 2020
“These stunt doubles are going to earn their money today.”
Famous last words of captainsauce
To be honest the battle cats are the stunt drivers, rip for my sweet cats. #BringbackBattlecats
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Mr Man check it out on the App Store it’s a great game
Cap: Puts on his smarties pants hat on
The bridge: Almost works
Me: *Confused screaming*
I was about to call my friend on discord then you posted this they can wait
Kooked Beyond Belief I used discord to scream at my friend that Cap posted
I was about to do the same thing!!
Discord stinks
Same
"i feel like that was close" Captainsauce's famous last words
They should rename this to “Flip simulator”
*Flip Simulator 2020
*Simulator of flipping cars over 2030 archives
1:19
Wow Cap, you made a beautiful inspirational poem
“Like these levels I am unpredictable” i think the dump truck with rocket boosters was the unpredictable 😂
Nobody:
The people driving over these bridges: _runnin in the 90s_
17:55
When the buggy hit the ramp and fell in the water, I died. I have no clue why I thought it was so funny, but I did.
10:16 That "wooood" really worked
No one-
Captain-I have complete and total faith in WOooOOoOooD
I've been watching for 2 years and captainsauce comedy never seems to fail
18:21 is a SUPER EPIC GAMER MOMENT!!!!!!
Captainsauce: TRUCK GO FASTER. At the same time: TAXI GO SLOWER
When I saw that there was a submarine. I was expecting a war vessel. I wanted warships
@Kyle Shim no we got beatles reference
I think the reason that the bridge fell apart in the "semi slope" level was because it wasn't supported from the middle where there wasn't any metal it was just a big gap of wood.
5:35
dune buggy man realizes the infinite loop he has been dragged into when he landed where he started and only knew how to move how to move forward with the only escape being to land on the platform that he will now just infinitely go in circles around
"The levels keep getting harder but I have to pass them with style."
...and a spring in your ... step
"I have complete and total faith in woooood"
Can we switch your stress with my grades?
100% technically isn’t 90% Cap
oh...
True
He wanted 90% or less, so 100% is the max figure
Every bridge builder knows that slinkies are the best material
Imagine if they changed it so that you only have a certain amount of lives before you have to replay the entire world
cap would go mad
He would literally go insane
18:37
CaptainSauce: 100% stress!
Me: Very stressed indeed.
3:30 Is no one talking about him saying its an elephant when its clearly a hairless snuffy
0:00 is when the video starts
Correct
Wow I didn’t know
omg i accidentally started at 2:34 thanks for your help
No way
r/technicallythetruth
Omg that last bridge was the absolute best. 😂 I was wiping tears from my eyes by the end. Who know slinkies could be so versatile? Lol
I LOVE THAT HE INTERACTS WITH THE AUDIENCE AND DOESN'T OVER DO IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*One section of road fails*
CaptainSauce: “Alright, redesign the whole thin!”
🤦♂️
Captainsuace: *calls excavator a tractor*
Everyone: *angry*
I was really hoping someone else would point it out.
Armageddon 5125 yeah I was mad a little bit lol
KJ Kustoms: *calls front loader an excavator*
Everyone: *angry*
somebody else: calls a tractor a excavator
everyone: angry
Captain SuAcE
Best part of my day June 20th, 2020 Captain Sauce and Poly Bridge
*REMINDER:* saying "early" doesn't make you cool
True
4th reply🤩
Very true im goona sub to you
Yes that is true i met people who say first
9:45 A Bridge That Looks 3D Congratulations to Sauce
Who remembers the OG days when Captainsauce just started being a youtuber, Captainsauce has come so far and become the best youtuber ever, he is better than mr beast, dude perfect and pewdipie combined ( if they were all good)
5:44 I love how the car ended up rite back where it started prty much heh
THE FEDS ARE COMING
Day 71 of asking Sauce to bring back Battle Cats
Ur a lot farther than me I’ve been along for 16
only 71?
71? Those are rookie Numbers
@@ilikerice2454 you don't even have enough comments to ask 71 times lmao
I'm on friggin day 112
15:28 What you just built there is a muscle. And yes, it does work exactly as you thought it wud. Its one of the best ways to save on budget in this game as a muscle of material is tons stronger than a single triangle. Not even just double the strength either; it can be as much as quadruple the strength in some situations.
Here a meme to start of the video:
When you need to adjust your balls but you can’t because everyone’s watching: *im sorry little one*
(Play SCP containment breach NOW!!!)
What are you addicted to scp?
@@pearasolalipdreedips seems
Wth is this comment?
The unity remake is good too. SCP-169 even gets a couple mentions, which is good because 169 is one of the most underrated SCPs out there. It is overshadowed by SCP-3000. And 3000 is like an ant compared to 169. 169 could SWALLOW 3000 WHOLE. 169 is a aquatic SCP that’s back was mistaken for a chain of islands. But then they discovered that it is actually a aquatic life form “GARGANTUAN” in size it is CURRENTLY NOT CONTAINED. Due to no site on earth big enough to contain it. It is the largest organic SCP ON EARTH. The only SCPs larger than it reside in space or are non organic. Here is the link: scp-wiki.net/scp-169
Tyler Jester thank you
Keep doing you CaptainSauce
It’s been like 2 seconds and already a dislike? Someone must really hate him.....
Dislike DOES NOT mean hate. It just means that someone didn’t enjoy the video. And the dislike button is just as important as the like button. Both positive and negative feedback are needed to get accurate results. And besides don’t you think it would be suspicious if it was ALL just likes? I would. And I’m the kind of person who rarely hits the like button, I only press it if I really like the video or want to show major support. As such my “Watch Later” playlist is like 3 times the size of my “Liked Videos” playlist. This concludes my short essay on the importance of the dislike button.
- Tyler.
@@tylerjester507 ******* ****h
This may not be a TABS video, but here's a suggestion:Dread gravity.
4 harpooners
4 gunslingers
4 taekwondo
And 4 dynamite throwers in this formation:H is harpooner, G is gunslinger, T is taekwondo, and D Is dynamite thrower.X is the middle of the circle.
D
THTGTHT
DG GD
THTGTHT
D
My teachers looking at my grades 18:30
Captainsauce is a Canadian and American badass to me and always laughs every video
I found out how to get thru the secret door in tabs, you fly in the river next to the door and you can see a room behind the door. Than you fly in
@Nicholas Coleman refresh your page I added how to get in
Help I can’t stop watching old poly bridge videos. HELP
Ah i fell into a rabbit hole huh
Cap: It is difficult to swim in a car and monocle.
Me: Mandela effects are hard to understand. (Moply man does not have a monocle.)
Me: wakes up expecting a good video from cap
Cap: having a seizure because of polybridge 10:48
1:05 MONOPOLY MAN has NO MONICLE
Mandela effect
@@MVRshark replying to a 3 year old comment is crazy 💀
@@SEVERED.L1MBS Replying to a reply on a comment from 3 years ago is crazy 💀
I just love it when you make fun of the levels🤣
What does he always get scared 💀 when it's close to breaking
12:03
*_STRESSING IN THE 90'S_*
Day who knows what asking sauce of battle cats
I know I really want it back
Nope tabs is better i hate battle cats
Weston Rieger no
I would like to see more battle cats
Battle cats is so repetitive
I love these videos!!
0:50 *H*LL F*CKING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
You show just the right amount of game and commentary. Thanks
Yeet
Yote
i love this guy. and this series. he always finds a way to make me laugh. whether its his reaction to failing, or a goofy joke when something goes wrong. Captainsauce, you deserve the world
noice
7:26 captain sauce: is it not completely semetricle? Thats conserning.
Me: dude you didnt select those peices.
captainsauce: it weighs a ton
me:A TON
CaptainSauce should have already get an Oscar Award because his commentary is over the top.
"I have complete and total faith in wooooOOOOOed"
-Cap 2020
Loving poly bridge 2!
Can you bring back budget cuts 2? It still wasn’t finished, and I think you might like the next part.
chris would be proud
i got the perfect idea capitan sauce in tabs."one punch man vs one punch man" please like so capitan sauce can see this
Why is it always like this:
Im watching this on my phone while doing random shit with my PC.
First cap's bridge is working perfectly fine.
Then i look at my PC screen for 2 seconds. And suddenly BOOM cap's bridge has fallen to the water in those 2 seconds
7:10: my back after sitting in a chair for 8 hours of hell in school
Cap: It hasn't pulled itself apart yet!
Car: I have decided that I want to die
He’s In the clear, water
I like you introduction 😂
If you didn't know you could hover the mouse over the vehicle to see how much it weighs and the speed
Why is it so cozzy and relaxing when im watching a captainsauce video.
Please do more Spirit Saga, Fishing Food, or Infinite Overtime
I'm sure this vid will get 250 k views by 12:00 PM tommorow
Just want to say thank you Captain Sauce for doing what you do.
"And that was the end of the world."
- Captiansauce 2020
Yay!another greatvideo
Clone Drone has been updated for a while now. Just finished watching your clone drone videos, now I want more.
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time every time I see a bridge collapse I laugh so hard I cry
I am looking forward to seeing more engineering marvels with the sauce captain