Robot F*cker Dating Sim
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
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today i played monster prom, the dlc "monster prom second term" the last video was a Monster f*cker dating simulator, this one is essentially a Robot F*cker Dating Simulator. or the
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“Now I know how incels on Reddit feel”
Truly saddening, everyone deserves a hot robot boyfriend :(
I lack any charisma
Don't have any emotions besides neutral
And my phone has basically replaced my right hand
I think i would make a good robot boyfriend
@Yes , i agree Totally not a a Fake TH-cam link
@@pokeymaster9415 I'll test that.
@@theoneandonly3945 ...and?
@@snkybrki What?
The heartbreak I felt watching him get rejected by Calculester... I've never felt so alone in all of my life.
HE GOT REJECTED BY FUCKING
JACKSEPTICEYE?????
it brings me great pride to know that I managed to get Calculester to go to prom with me but Kwite didn't
i hate how the youtube comment section is now, this literally spoiled the video for and I didn’t even click the comment section 😢 I kinda assumed he would be rejected but it still sucks
Ugh spoilers 😒
He's pretty easy to romance after first couple of times
The sad thing is that he only needed 1 more fun, like he only needed 1 more boldness with Damien
I want to burn this game because of that fact.
He also keeps triggering secret endings which would guarantee him a date. And then failing them 😔
The ice cube trick does actually work. I’ve been doing it for a while just in case I forget to water my plants. It provides water for a prolonged time and doesn’t harm the plant
No because as somebody who cares for a bunch of plants, I heard it’s bad to do that, if anything it can actually also kill them because they don’t like large changes in temperature 🥲 correct me if I’m wrong
Don't water your plants with ice cubes, it can shock the plant because of the extreme temperature change
@@latteistrash that could be the case, if so then I didn’t know that. I just do it every once and a while, never daily or every other day to make sure they still stay a comfy temp. Thanks for the info tho!
@@knitt_whitt okay! Yeah, I just know in general it’s not good to do since I’m heavily in love with my plants and I don’t ever want to do something wrong for myself in fear of killing them lol
Just don’t do this for orchids - their roots are delicate little drama queens
The demo for the third game is out I'm pretty sure and I can't wait to see the new characters that will be in it
HOLY FLIP RLY??
@@Fionacle bro I just looked and yeah, its legit
Kwite: this foot hammock... MMM! Absolutely goated
Me who thought Kwite was a floating hoodie without a lower half: HOW MANY OTHER LIES HAVE I BEEN TOLD BY THE COUNCIL?!
@The Royalty Shorts 🅥 don't care
@Yes , i agree didn't ask
Don’t worry, he just has advanced prosthetics
@@PlasmaAsthmaOG m.th-cam.com/video/SIWrVppYPKw/w-d-xo.html
Finally it's here
i wanna be that foot hammock 🤤
My first finished run with this game was actually the Calculester secret ending. My heart broke when our boy kwite got rejected keep your head up bro😔👊
Robobro has a secret ending?????!!
@@RedCloudfield two of them. in one you help him discover the meaning of life and in the other he fucks you in a virtual reality
@@RedCloudfield yeah! in the first trimester/ original game, you have to help Calculester desegregate the school from roboracism (racism against robots and them not being accepted as true monsters similarly to the actual thing) and disguise him and soon enough the school with be desegregated with the secret ending. It’s the reason Calculester is even a student actually in the DLC!
@@axololzarthollow i swear every day i learn of a new secret ending in this game like, how much actual content is in just the first one+dlc???? If i recall correctly there is also the narrator secret ending and the ending with the cat from the store, i love this xD
Same here! I was playing multiplayer with my friends too and they were all screaming
nvm, thought y’all were talking about the orgy ending 🤔
Every time I watch Kwote play games, I get a huge rush of bi panic.
Is he bi? I'm new to the channel
@@hukihuki4135 I think so.
I’m pretty sure he’s pan
He’s openly bi
same
This continues to show dating sims rule the internet.
this is proof that humanity is a scourge upon this world.
also where is mark zuckerburg hes the og robot wtf game dev
don't diss monster prom man
This is proof humanity is the best possible species to rule this planet.
Im giving kwite the ending he needs, he gon get that calussy
Humans are a fascinating species. They can look at anything and think:
*Yeah I can tap that.*
and maybe at the end of the day, that might be a good thing.
THE PAIN OF GETTING REJECTED BY CALCULESTER
This was a really good video!!!
If you are taking suggestions, you should totally play Dialtown
*_YES_*
YES HE NEEDS TO
he did guys!!
@@siviouu YEA I SAW IT AKSJ
I can't stop thinking about Kwite, Kwote and Kwate all day every day
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Kwite themed schizo posting
Uhh… get a therapist???
@@starvilious nah he’s just schizo
Get out of my head before I do what I know is best for you.
Get out of my head before I listen to everything she said to me.
Get out of my head before I show you how much I love you.
Get out of my head before I finish writing this poem.
But a poem is never actually finished.
It just stops moving.
@@hazyhope._. what can I do, what can I say?
Choose your weapon, time to play
Forget about the second day!
We could be friends with a kiss and flow,
Choose your weapon time to go
Military fashion show
fun fact: most of my art actually consists of kwite, hes really simple.
do you post it somewhere??
@@ghoul_lvr i usually do in the fan art section of the discord ! my username isn’t the same tho lol
Calculester, Zoe and Mossman gotta be my favorite characters in the monster prom franchise, can't wait for you to play monster camp
Kwite really gettin flustered over a robot huh.. maybe he isn't human after all?
hey now don't go assuming one can't enjoy an attractive robot
Finally a dating SIM I can relate 🙃🙃🙃
SAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEE
"all your creative endeavors should all be kwite fanart"
oh god
i brought my green and light blue markers to school today just to draw little kwite blobs (like dream blobs, but kwite) and some kwite plush fanart lmao
you've hacked my brain and i'm scared
man, i love fucking robots
Meh..... Toasters are more of my type
Same.
just like me fr💯/j
I prefer blenders tbh
Same
This game gave me a better idea of morality than my father
From Undertale to robots, I feel like this is his way of saying of saying he wants that technussy
This is my ideal dating sim tbh
Because as teens we were just like the characters in the game.... monsters
But only on the inside
15:08 dude put his priorities straight when he got the new ability to change his expressions more
We used to make fun of plankton for fucking a computer.
look at us now...
THE MOAN AT THE VERY BEGINNING SCARED ME, THAT'S JACK 😭
Kwite has no game even when he's playing a game to work up game to ask a computer to prom
It is true that kwite is a professional at shenanigan production
I have a problem. No matter what. Every time I see Damian. I simp.
That demon could set ME on fire and I'd still just be like "I may be literally burning, but he's the one that's hot"
If you want to actually know, yes using ice cubes is good for a plant.
If you put 2 ice cubes on Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday for specific plants it’s better because you aren’t risking drowning the plant
I remember being in chat and just watching everyone go crazy about Calc lol it was so great
I’ve wanted to get into Monster Prom so bad for so long but I get so overwhelmed by the amount of content-
If you're taking suggestions for more dating sims: Dialtown
the protagonist is a green cryptid, kinda like you h
I can’t tell whether I like Kwite playing Dating Sims or FNF more.
dammit the thumbnail got me
U can't resist the new
PLATINUMROBOOBS4000XSERIES
(limited for the First 30 customers)
Edit: already sold out
Sad how most of those Choice Games have it all set up for only 1 to 3 paths. You sometimes get into Scenarios where both speech options make total sense, but then the Developer fucks everything up by making the MC braindead, that mostly being the reason behind me not playing that kind of stuff and instead just watching it or straight up ignoring.
4:10
Jacksepticeye Voiced
the Robot, Nice, I was
not Expecting that!
The way i just watched jacksepticeye play this and getting to ask calculester to prom 💀
Yes kwote it is alright to put in an ice cube in with your plants because it keeps the overflow of messy water at a minimum it also gives the soil and roots time to properly take in the water and allows you to put the correct amount of water to keep it alive so if your lazy like me you can put two ice cubes in with your plant once a week just don't let the soil get too cold for long periods of time pr your plant will stop germinating
Keep up the good work my man
Kwote just playing this game:
The chat:
R O B U S S Y
😂😂
kwite playing monster prom brings me great joy
Finally! A Dating sim for me!
why am I crying by the end of this video like I wanted Kwite to date Cal so bad bro
as someone who does plant stuff, yes the ice cube thing works
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
I just got this on my notifications and the title is cursed which means it will be a good vid and may the 4th be with you
(Edit)
What a sad ending and my cringe comment
@The Game Shorts 🅥 this is a scam btw
Same bro lmfao
i still can't believe i was the one who told him the answers relate to his stats (back in the last stream) and thus saved his playthrough
Ima cry with this green worm because I really liked the robot🥲
The "robussy", "vendussy" and "pastussy" comments killed me 💀💀
4:04 oh yeah I’ve landed in the right channel all right
First time watching a video on this channel and I'm in love
kwite will forever be alone
Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean... Daddy?- I mean...
I’m only here bc my CAI is down and I’m going insane
Always great when this man uploads- WHAT THE
bro is it me or did I see something in the LIVEstream say “who wants to hear Kwite moan” 💀💀💀
I love the cover so much
I got this game a bit back and used to play it a lot until I tried to get Damien's Sun Ending and the game fucked me over
both options, for the very last decision I'd have to make to get the ending, both had stats that I was tied in
21 in one stat and 21 in the other, but when I selected one, it told me that stat was lower than the other, so I missed out on the ending and haven't played the game since because of how upset it made me lmao
Welp, i geus that exits
As per my last email, Eldritch Beings are something I like.
It seems like we have failed to get that calcussy.
This Thumbnail is material for a rule 😏💀
this is why you just date scott and live your best life w puppy boi
Kwite gets rejected with a 98% chance in game like almost always
I wanna see how it would go in real life bro
originally i got this notification while i was in class, its only now im remembering "oh right. that happened"
Cal uses Smarts and Fun also maybe some charm, I don’t really remember
The heartbreak... I FELT THAT.
Love the title
I imagine dating pathfinder from apex might be similar, both overly nice goofy robots
Deep down we all know that Ultrakill has the best robots
Ah finally found this
Now I feel bad cause for some reason I always got Calculester to love me every I played :(
Although I don’t understand why Cal rejected you your smarts were off the charts!
As a person in creation of a eldritch abomination/horror.... U would never want to date one. Mainly because your mind would go insane looking at them. (well depends on the eldritch. Example chuthlu)
that was fun but ultimately depressing...
Well…at least you have Springtrap
Having vrchat, I agree completely about what he said.
listen i have a hell of a time with monster prom it's ridiculously hard for some reason
computer dude really said 'no' ... Now i feel alone wow
I will deny ever watching this video
Finally, another hit of kwite
Kwite is truly cursed
CLANKERS
Kwite would look good with the Narrator.
I cant believe kwite had the TWO secret endings of calculester begin and fucked up both of em.
I see the thumbnail and I'm like: 👁️_👁️
You wouldn’t put a seed in a computer would you? Oh wait every lonely person does that already.
I was eating ravioli while watching this video
FINALLY A DATING SIM FOR ME
this is our technological advancements
kwite. i am BEGGING you to play dialtown.
No one fucking talks about the Interdimensional Prince and this upsets me
calculeste is….awooga…
MORE HIMBO ROBOTS
wooo love your Vids Kwite
This robot has very fnf hex personality
This is the game for me
damn thought this was ultrakill gameplay
Watch the video before reading this..
REJECTED REJECTED
YE YOU JUST GOT REJECTED
R E J E C T E D
REJECTED!
R E J E C T E D
REJECTED!