All of Dave's stories revolve around him thinking he can get away with something until he pushes his luck too far and pays the price. He's like a tragic Greek hero.
I met Dave back in ISIS camp. He could never figure out how to wire the bomb-vests correctly, but he could make some sick beats. The CIA trainers thought he was so cool that they let him join Newgrounds.
I wish Dave would just give Boyfriend more and more fake names... I'd love to see the fanbase lose their shit arguing about which fake name is the most real one.
I think about the crazy taxi one so often. Just a sitcom scenario it was structured perfectly 😭 Dave has a knack for telling stories and for exaggerating just the right amount to make it even funnier. Always a treat when he tells one
I love that Dave somewhat predicted Lyle’s character of the nugget eating CEO in smiling friends in asking “Lyle have you ever had way too much nugget in your damn throat” 😂😂😂
people with actual mental disabilities aren't even that naive, i have no idea how dave reached the conclusion that a hot girl would actually be waiting for him
Can you make a "Best of Cory interrupting people" and it can just be a huge compilation of Cory refusing to let people interject on his rambling monologues
I feel bad for Dave, a fanbase like his must require a lorekeeper. If i was him i'd just take a day and write down all of the list of lore that'll never actually be in the game but will be things people will ask and if he ever felt like revealing it then he could.
Never once had I thought breaking something would get me something new. The only exception was when a old “friend” broke my DS and they got me a 3DS that christmas
Cause this is a reupload. The person who made the og is very mentally ill. Im not joking or exaggerating. He went nuts, and youtube nuked his channel. He's back and uploaded SOME of his comps, but he is still spouting nonsense and gets really aggressive if you ask for specific comps he might have.
Just realized at 15:35 theres a no more heroes clip with stufff fillin the screen and they use that same screen for fnf but yknow in their own way kinda cool not a no more heroes fan but thats cool
Is it weird that I didn't think Phantomarcade and Dave were the same person..... I have had YEARS to realise this. FNF DEV! NUGGS! HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS 😭😭😭
i love this friggin rascal; i'll never forget when we met at his funeral. that dong old rascal there man, he drowned himself in habanero sauce when he found out about minecraft steve in minecraft
Anyone know if the BJ's story is in this comp (Dave says "well, I didn't want to assume just because they were black" and if it is, a time stamp... It's important I clip and send it to someone
Ok. The sucking off story Dave should have know better. He should have seen this OBVIOUS risk by 50 Miles! AND WHATS WORST THE MESSAGE WAS COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE A GIRL ON FIRST THOUGHT!?!?! COME ON!!!
All of Dave's stories revolve around him thinking he can get away with something until he pushes his luck too far and pays the price. He's like a tragic Greek hero.
I just catch that running theme with him
The biggest wettest nugget dip was him flying too close to the sun, so he had to get his wings fried.
@@KingMB_XJ_Official 🔥🔥🔥✍️
Read this while listening to his mcdonalds nugget story. It really is true
He's like Hitler but worse
Dave not believing that Bilbo Baggins is the name of the Hobbit, and then Zach gaslighting him into mispronouncing Golúm is the funniest shit ever
Also forgetting what dildos are called lmao
“Lyle…🧔🏻♂️…
you ever have too much nugget 🍗 in your damn throat? 🫦”
We have all been there
The fact that we've had a Lyle emoji this whole time.
@@thatfunkadeus🧔🏻 ♂️
6:56
The fucking emojis lmfao
I'm glad that Dave was right that Minecraft Steve would never make it in.
So glad he hasnt killed himself
@@munkimoto2294 this didn't age well...
@@hecticscone?
@@ultraspinalki11 the wood chipper incident
I tweeted at him the moment the news went live and he blocked me and unblocked me within the hour
“You guys are wrong and stupid”
Says the creator of Brick Fight
Brick fight is Dave's true passion project, he just makes FNF to pay the bills.
@@KingMB_XJ_Official Yeah it's like Toby Fox making Undertale when Deltarune is the real endgame.
I just realized, the guy in Dave’s McDonald’s story didn’t get his shift covered because he got Dave fired 😂
Lol
Karma.
the Haben-gyro Nugget Incident truly was a conflict with no winners
I met Dave back in ISIS camp. He could never figure out how to wire the bomb-vests correctly, but he could make some sick beats. The CIA trainers thought he was so cool that they let him join Newgrounds.
This is a nice lil visual you’ve given me
I like thinking the CIA is just based in the Newgrounds office basement.
This is the deep state the news media would cover
I love that thing Dave does where he goes "Hmmmmm~" and the sound he makes while doing it. its weirdly weird. reminds me of that Unt-fortnite cola kid
Reminds me of a Beedle from Wind Waker
Every time I watch that Cola kid video it genuinely brightens my day. Cutest shit ever.
it's like the skeksies in dark crystal, it's very catchy.
I always imagine him jutting his lip out like homestar runner when he does that
Dave is the glutton of seven deadly oney plays sins.
This whole thing is just Dave eating, jizzing and shitting and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I wish Dave would just give Boyfriend more and more fake names... I'd love to see the fanbase lose their shit arguing about which fake name is the most real one.
Larry the Lemon tree
Tommy Trousers
Backhat Brad
Splundy McMahon
Gummibopoop da Dammibopad
I love all his stories basically boil down to
- Does something incredibly stupid or selfish or both
- Pays the price of it justifiably 😅
He lives a very cartoony life
I think about the crazy taxi one so often. Just a sitcom scenario it was structured perfectly 😭 Dave has a knack for telling stories and for exaggerating just the right amount to make it even funnier. Always a treat when he tells one
That crazy taxi story needs to be a Friday night funkin level
Hearing his story of his uncle in the psuedorgalia is the worst of these kinds
@@shmellington-vi1ik I hope the funkin money can help the poor buy a new ps2
Can we talk about how amazing of a story teller Dave is?
“You ever have too much nugget in your damn throat?” Sticks with me to this day
I love that Dave somewhat predicted Lyle’s character of the nugget eating CEO in smiling friends in asking “Lyle have you ever had way too much nugget in your damn throat” 😂😂😂
I swear half the Smiling Friends jokes were derived from Oneyplays
Dave tells a tragic story.
Everyone: You deserved that!
I like how Dave and fnf fans are as far from similar as they possibly could be, also he must’ve been pissed when steve was added to smash lol
hot take but dave is certifiably just as if not MORE insane than cory, he's just wittier about it
Taking a picture of depressed Suburban Knights Link guy is what cements that fact
Dave’s story about wanting to get sucked off in an arcade is so funny because obviously a dude made that post 😂
How could that NOT have been his first thought? He immediately was like this is definitely a hot chick
@@trailerparkrat467 I know it’s so funny, DAVE ITS NEVER GOING TO BE A HOT CHICK
people with actual mental disabilities aren't even that naive, i have no idea how dave reached the conclusion that a hot girl would actually be waiting for him
I like Dave he's pretty cool and chill
13:37 Dave slave
19:05 link addiction
27:20 Dave crazy taxi story
45:32 the Legend
17:50 link
“I remember working there and using my first paycheck to get Bioshock: Infinite, and being disappointed 😢”
I assumed this was a compliation before PA got involved in FNF, so hearing Oney say it outloud genuinely shocked me.
Involved? It's his game xd
I barely even know who he or FNF is so i only know him as the nugget guy
Can you make a "Best of Cory interrupting people" and it can just be a huge compilation of Cory refusing to let people interject on his rambling monologues
I feel bad for Dave, a fanbase like his must require a lorekeeper. If i was him i'd just take a day and write down all of the list of lore that'll never actually be in the game but will be things people will ask and if he ever felt like revealing it then he could.
I remember when dave came out on stage and said "friday night funkin will now be gay" and the audience boo'd him off stage
it already is though
Dave is really funny, too bad his game has the worst possible fanbase
Don’t worry the oneyplays fan base is not that far off from the bottom either
@@thefunniestfella9366nah bro we def at the top
im surprised the fans of that game haven't tried to cancel him yet
@@hecticscone fr
@@hecticscone pretty sure they did try before
6:57 "You ever have to much nugget in your damn throat"?
At 18:17 there’s a ray or something that got bit in half lmao
Never once had I thought breaking something would get me something new. The only exception was when a old “friend” broke my DS and they got me a 3DS that christmas
Dave makes me freak out on a friday afternoon
Why the fuck did i get flashbanged by a stingray
Wtf is with the subliminal messaging in this video??
I caught a stingray and a Mickey Mouse for like 1 frame
Cause this is a reupload. The person who made the og is very mentally ill. Im not joking or exaggerating. He went nuts, and youtube nuked his channel. He's back and uploaded SOME of his comps, but he is still spouting nonsense and gets really aggressive if you ask for specific comps he might have.
@@sillycookie who is him?
@@amogusofficialchannelhe goes by Funny Cat Gaming now
just a part of the oneyplays experience
@@amogusofficialchannelthe Otto Heckel guy
Every story he tells about his childhood just convinces me more and more that he's Greg Heffley in real life
To be fair, McDonald's habanero sauce is damn good.
why's there a ripped apart stingray at 18:16
oh my god dude you saw that too? it looks like some fat guy came by and took a bite of it and it died and washed up on a beach somewhere
oh sorry, that was my lunch pic
Bc the guy who originally made this video is a schizo, no joke
@@itskelpothe fat guy went in the water to bite it and *then* it washes up?
@@puhskinti9358 yeah dude rumor has it word on the street dawg
Hearing dave slams the idea of steve being in smash has aged like wine
really enjoyed the deadanimal at 18:17
This compilation was uploaded a long time ago and someone deleted it I’m glad to see it back on the TH-cam’s I love Dave’s scannning
I swear there was a Dave bit where he said “yeah I’m thinking that’s not true at all maybe” and I can’t for the life of me remember where it’s from
I fucking found it, it was in one of the slightly artistics
You all laughing, a man spliced together a 50:52 video of Dave cool funni moments, and you all laughing
It wan’t me bwoss! It was Chris, he was laffin bwoss i swears it!
This compilation made me realize how dave goes "*wheeze* HAa..". in response to everything
15:15 me when i see travis touchdown
Why is there a stingray
He’s so cool you’d never think he was the type to use all the money for crack and haroine
dave's voice is very relaxing
why does he never show up anymore? i miss him
He played Fortnite, Roblox, and Banban a couple months ago.
@@KingMB_XJ_Official its mostly fnf stuff
15:34 omg fnf transition originated here
dave is my second favorite boy
Whos numba 1
@@InLainSight corey holds a special place in my heart and in my prostate
personally dave gets my goonstick goin but to each thier moan@@etasjo
why the dead stingray
27:20 gotta be in my top 3 OneyPlays stories. "its about to get crazy!" In Chris's weird old man voice LOL
Guys no one tell him that Steve made it in
Nice stingrays
“Theres a coomer in there” is now my favorite oneyplays line ever
Dave is such a rascal.
Honestly if I got caught with porn stuff like that when I was a kid I would have probably eaten the paper if I got caught
Just realized at 15:35 theres a no more heroes clip with stufff fillin the screen and they use that same screen for fnf but yknow in their own way kinda cool not a no more heroes fan but thats cool
Was the fucking nugget story the inspiration for that shit in Smiling Friends?
No
3:48 Chris does a Cory here
Dave is ducking hilarious, I’d Have totally fired him too
Dave's inflection in his voice makes everything he says hilarious
If Dave only knew that the Super Smash bros guys were watching the whole time and taking notes
11:17 stingray secret
Is it weird that I didn't think Phantomarcade and Dave were the same person..... I have had YEARS to realise this.
FNF DEV! NUGGS! HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS 😭😭😭
My fucking EYES hurt now... STOP IT
I just found out carfentanil is called super mario so that guy might no have been asking for shrooms
33:50 i read a dojin about that
17:17 Zelda cosplayer
He's getting sleepy from the lack of soy.
“What is this the legend of fucking up”
😂😂😂😂 SENT ME
Let it out Davey...
Isn't that the guy who made Super Meat Boy?
No that’s Edmund McMillan, the binding of Isaac guy
Karma for Dave, totally deserved that for breaking his PS1 and not getting a PS2.
i love this friggin rascal; i'll never forget when we met at his funeral. that dong old rascal there man, he drowned himself in habanero sauce when he found out about minecraft steve in minecraft
i clicked back on this video and the first thing i heard was "...trying to get jeff to impregnate" i'm good
Anyone else being recommended The Prince of Egypt by TH-cam?
why is there a random frame of a stingray?
why are there frames of dead sea animals
Why are there random. frames of stingrays????
I love Dave, so chill lol
Otto? Or Notto?
u mean funny cat gaming?
@@samfitzz3 wait whaaaaa?!?
Change your name to CunnyFatGaming
Dave is basically a sane Cory
adam sandler adam saleh johnny cash dave dave and bill nye in a snigle video thats epic
do u have the best of infantilism comp?
Anyone know if the BJ's story is in this comp (Dave says "well, I didn't want to assume just because they were black" and if it is, a time stamp... It's important I clip and send it to someone
Yes its back :>
I had no idea Dave made fnf I thought he was just some funny guy that would come on
So is Dave the gay lover?
thanks mr fortnite man
Ok. The sucking off story Dave should have know better. He should have seen this OBVIOUS risk by 50 Miles! AND WHATS WORST THE MESSAGE WAS COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE A GIRL ON FIRST THOUGHT!?!?! COME ON!!!
15:45
i wanna take dave to golden corral
Comment tribute
I love Evan and I don’t care what anyone says
15:33 hmmmm
40:23
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Dec,2,23 Saturday
May 13 24 Monday
July 20 24 Saturday
We need best of Dave 2.0
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