King’s Mage Turns Yandere For You //F4M//

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  • @NyanTalesASMR
    @NyanTalesASMR  3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Part 1 -
    This Video.
    Part 2 -
    th-cam.com/video/gFsAlOmThqc/w-d-xo.html
    Part 3 -
    th-cam.com/video/R2ChfD06mv0/w-d-xo.html

  • @brainydragonva
    @brainydragonva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Her: "What do you think a woman would want from someone like you?"
    Me: "... you need me to reach the beakers on the high shelves, don't you?"

    • @uwu8725
      @uwu8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      If she ever claims to be anything but short

    • @boi-august5959
      @boi-august5959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ayyyyyyyy

    • @mercerholt8299
      @mercerholt8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As a man who is 6'6" I can totally relate to this comment.

    • @BuriedFlame
      @BuriedFlame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *banjo riff* Ha ha! Now here's Roy!

    • @primethread
      @primethread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Have you ever heard of the High Shelves?”

  • @FilthyVA
    @FilthyVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    "Normally I would inject my specimens with a sort of... magic element."
    So thats what the kids are calling it nowadays?

    • @digitbit3180
      @digitbit3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      10/10 joke of the comments section.

    • @ashaxe9962
      @ashaxe9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      'You guys got more of that magic element?'

    • @malkim3804
      @malkim3804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      : / huh?

    • @Thanadeez
      @Thanadeez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EYO I think I’ve seen you before-

    • @aguy5356
      @aguy5356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She says Magic i say Heroin

  • @pupper9474
    @pupper9474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "You're quite tall, and-"
    *"OI LASS, Y' GIT YER EYE'S CHECKED LETLY?! I'MMUH DWORF!"*

    • @plantpog1986
      @plantpog1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      username checks out

    • @fork8575
      @fork8575 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same bro

  • @captainfrog7349
    @captainfrog7349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "I've never seen one like you"
    Im a Frog a Captain Frog

    • @savagegundam8276
      @savagegundam8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Captain reporting for duty

    • @justaturtle140
      @justaturtle140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hello captain I’m a turtle I think
      -just a turtle

    • @Yes-ev4ly
      @Yes-ev4ly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh snap captain frog all units attention

    • @usagipoutine
      @usagipoutine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im a *fricking* *RABBIT* !!!!!!!
      And I can eat everything + constant hunger.

    • @usagipoutine
      @usagipoutine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello Capt.

  • @NyanTalesASMR
    @NyanTalesASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    TH-cam RANDOMLY DECIDED TO GIVE ME MONETIZATION FOR THIS! Ignore the thing at the beginning. I have edited it out but it might take awhile for the changes to actually go through. Thank the fickle TH-cam gods tho.

  • @georges2842
    @georges2842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    [Some time later...]
    Guard A: Hey, does the court mage's husband look... Familiar to you?
    Guard B: Yes, but I don't get paid enough to risk becoming one of her "test subjects" by calling them out on it, and neither do you!

    • @bluebellgarden4593
      @bluebellgarden4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Guard A:you have an extremely good point. Wanna go for a drink later?
      Guard B;sure.

    • @necromanta4852
      @necromanta4852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Do you think you'll get your own squad?"

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      calling her out for it? I was thinking of contacting the Inquisition. no amount of influence from the king will save them from the power of the church. not even the emperor can deny them.

  • @mrmosley9628
    @mrmosley9628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I also can turn into a few things like a crybaby, a chicken or even invisible

  • @LeIouch.
    @LeIouch. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Is she gonna use her dark magic to kidnapped me, if so might i’m gonna let her.

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I swore you died atleast twice

    • @KarmxR6
      @KarmxR6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh God my guy run

    • @xs2368
      @xs2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nooooooooooooooooo!! HOOOOW? Its a random video HOW??

    • @KarmxR6
      @KarmxR6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xs2368 I was being sarcastic

    • @karmabhutia1012
      @karmabhutia1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KarmxR6 I think so was he

  • @commissarlegion1413
    @commissarlegion1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:53
    Her: "Are you even human? "
    Me: (Sarcastically) No not human at all
    Her: "That's exactly what a synth would say"

  • @sebastiancabrales-pruett9674
    @sebastiancabrales-pruett9674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tall? Muscular? Strong? Quiet?
    It's confirmed: the test subject is the Doom Slayer

  • @IronMaidenPilot
    @IronMaidenPilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "Because its yandere, its not monetised"
    Me: whats wrong with grineer/ corpus genocide?

    • @eltroshow1506
      @eltroshow1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Change of plans, ignore your previous objective. Leave *none* alive.

    • @floppa2879
      @floppa2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I see you play warframe too

    • @jellythejellyfish7035
      @jellythejellyfish7035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because then they're gonna send the liches, the zanuka, the gustrag three and that one scorpion that always latches you when you're running to extraction after you

    • @floppa2879
      @floppa2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jellythejellyfish7035 I fucking hate those things

    • @omegaguardian0496
      @omegaguardian0496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah mass genocide the perfect relaxant

  • @tademun7805
    @tademun7805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    She: you're quite tall
    Me being 5'3: are you sure about that?

    • @brainydragonva
      @brainydragonva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      My headcannon is that people are very short in her world.

    • @deemogame3719
      @deemogame3719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bro I would be considered a giant

    • @tyz8874
      @tyz8874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm 5'4 I'm taller than u

    • @lancecabalida603
      @lancecabalida603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How old are you?

    • @tademun7805
      @tademun7805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lancecabalida603 bout to 18 years old (im actually taller than my dad, so I dont think i'll get much taller Xd)

  • @contemptordreadnought752
    @contemptordreadnought752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Always good to see Dark Sakura helping, whether in ASMR or storytelling.

  • @alicev5496
    @alicev5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Honestly, life at court with a pretty sorceress? Sounds like a sweet deal. (Until an adventuring party inevitably barges in and destroys the whole enterprise)

  • @adammorgue3687
    @adammorgue3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Her: you seem pretty strong
    Me: and like that immersion broken if only

    • @usagipoutine
      @usagipoutine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can open a jar of pickle.

    • @Johnswag-eh7ht
      @Johnswag-eh7ht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@usagipoutine he is too dangerous to keep alive!

    • @hamz5791
      @hamz5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@usagipoutine oh yea?
      Well i can go up 2 stairs at a time!
      Beat that tough guy!

    • @usagipoutine
      @usagipoutine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hamz5791 I go 3 stairs at the time !

    • @adityasahu2103
      @adityasahu2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@usagipoutine I CAN DO 4

  • @sorrenblitz805
    @sorrenblitz805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me, a Super Soldier hurled through realities by a teleporter malfunction: "Court mage where the hell am I?"
    Her: "Are you even human?"
    Me: "Barely, they amped me up to kill 8' Blue alien monsters!"

  • @Vault_69
    @Vault_69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Damn, the Jarl sure picked an interesting court mage

    • @tngabe4224
      @tngabe4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yea I’m heading off to windhelm I’m not staying there

    • @SupaSillyThyme
      @SupaSillyThyme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im so confused, why arent more people courting me if the fucking dragon born Kaizeel los Ruth

  • @FlaglerAmerica
    @FlaglerAmerica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Evil Mage Turns Yandere for me I’m flattered

  • @mastercobaltmusic
    @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Fine. Don’t speak.”
    “Fine. Keep your secrets.”
    Same energy

  • @God-of-canine
    @God-of-canine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I just watched the Christmas one that was made it two days ago and all of a sudden with no notification of this one is up
    The Patreon button looks mighty fine right about now
    I’m going to click it

    • @NyanTalesASMR
      @NyanTalesASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I post twice a week. It can be hard to keep up with sometimes but I’m glad you appreciate my effort. 🥺

  • @methylphenidate1270
    @methylphenidate1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "What corner of this fine earth did you come from"
    "Straya m8, scarnon lass"

    • @zaBeheaded
      @zaBeheaded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't come the this earth I came from a other realm

  • @NovasTelesto
    @NovasTelesto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:35 "What corner of this fine Earth did you come from?"
    I came from the side that's round.

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    YT didn't monetize your yandere vids? this is a crime.

    • @mirastian5366
      @mirastian5366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TH-cam will probably secretly force ads on anyway.

    • @timfangrad5173
      @timfangrad5173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How DARE THEY "Blood boiling noises intensify"

    • @cringeivore3769
      @cringeivore3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She once said TH-cam wasnt monetising this channel anymore

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A hate crime. The Yandere Apreciation Association will not stand for this!

  • @danialdirty5656
    @danialdirty5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Her: your pretty strong.
    Me: lady I look like a short hispanic shaggy.

    • @juubi249
      @juubi249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair Shaggy IS the strongest being in the universe

  • @rickmcqueen9760
    @rickmcqueen9760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is really good. Well done. I love that the listener isn't a crying coward (sorry if I offended someone with that comment) as is depicted in many similar stories. I hope you will do a sequel to this. I love the scenario and where it is going.

  • @noxlumine
    @noxlumine ปีที่แล้ว

    This series will always hold a special place for me.
    First time I heard Nyan and got to experience the worldbuilding combined with a voice to kill for.
    Always come back to this series for a listen.

  • @cylusonsteam
    @cylusonsteam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Yandere isn't seen as profitable by youtube? I think I'd rather be the judge of that Susan.

  • @Felix-gv1ij
    @Felix-gv1ij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Good,good" she is Palpatine confirmed

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As long as there is cuddling involved, I'm on board

    • @savagegundam8276
      @savagegundam8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just want affection

    • @deemogame3719
      @deemogame3719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just wanna be happy

    • @joshfoster7420
      @joshfoster7420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're not on board, you're a cucumber

    • @kriegsman7585
      @kriegsman7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love that jamaican rap song about you .

    • @elitesquad1681
      @elitesquad1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joshfoster7420 why was this so funny

  • @apieceoftapeva2558
    @apieceoftapeva2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    What, "turns" yandere? Did she fill out a membership form or something?

    • @tweetthechicken3870
      @tweetthechicken3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes she did

    • @thecaynic7265
      @thecaynic7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The contract of loove~

    • @incipimitusiterum4261
      @incipimitusiterum4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yea, it's rather annoying, you need to get it notarized at a bank and everything

    • @sanchir5960
      @sanchir5960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@incipimitusiterum4261 even then you need to wait like a week after

    • @hunterdidsomething8437
      @hunterdidsomething8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sanchir5960 Then their is the fee's

  • @Mist_Hashira_Muichiro
    @Mist_Hashira_Muichiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this, great job. I love yanderes and love the psycho beauty from fate in the image

  • @lukespurlock3534
    @lukespurlock3534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "you're pretty tall and your muscle mass is more than an average human."
    Me being 5'7" and weighing 134 pounds...

  • @dawnofhavoc11235
    @dawnofhavoc11235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yup, that’s a shiver-inducing voice right there

  • @kamuihineragi4243
    @kamuihineragi4243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know I’m not surprised, theres like a new yandere every day so this is normal. Thanks for the upload Nyan.

  • @LordKefka
    @LordKefka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *Sips tea in 6'7"*

  • @alphalazerwerecat7720
    @alphalazerwerecat7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes, I AM fairly strong and healthy, however I'm also quite old little fledgling! 🐅 *humanoid sabertooth looks at yandere with emotionless, unfazed, dead-eyed gaze, then stretches and goes back to catnapping*

  • @finalbio1406
    @finalbio1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not really a fan of Yandere archetypes, but I must say your depiction was actually quite tame compared to different audios from others (of course, when thinking about the situation the listener's in). It was really enjoyable to listen to that roleplay.
    Thanks for the Video Nyan. You did well on the audio. ^^

  • @sempitraum5541
    @sempitraum5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That credits music is almost as relaxing as the asmr itself.

  • @mastercobaltmusic
    @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “They are no longer recognizeable as humans”
    I wasn’t in the first place

  • @methylphenidate1270
    @methylphenidate1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her: "my my my they seem to have woken up"
    me: "yO WHATS UP BRO HOWS IT GOING WHAT THE FUCK IS uP"

  • @timfangrad5173
    @timfangrad5173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Court Mage: I can't imagine why the thought of me keeping you as a pet bothers you
    Me: "references title of video" 😳😳😳😳

  • @colestrawn4304
    @colestrawn4304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I know yt doesn't like you making yandere vids for some reason but its nice that we got this one. Just a thought, but ya think we could get one of these every once in a while?

  • @lorech.8326
    @lorech.8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Are you even human?”
    Me, a cuddle gremlin: M-maybe…

  • @randomuser4824
    @randomuser4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I don't know why but It makes me feel special knowing someone would do something evil or something to be with me😂

    • @zombiehunterrayv3646
      @zombiehunterrayv3646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😭 i know

    • @manju3_939
      @manju3_939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You make me feel special~
      (I’m sorry but lik-)

    • @randomuser4824
      @randomuser4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@manju3_939 wait really?

    • @manju3_939
      @manju3_939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randomuser4824 maybe...ok yeah

    • @randomuser4824
      @randomuser4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manju3_939 thank you that makes me feel special knowing that I make you feel special❤️

  • @daswordofgork9823
    @daswordofgork9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Evil Mage: How did they capture you?
    Me: Steak mage; only when there is so much steak at large.

    • @zaBeheaded
      @zaBeheaded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same but it was the souls of a whole village that was the bait

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Manslayer

    • @daswordofgork9823
      @daswordofgork9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZeroOmega-vg8nq I say back to the mage, “also I am a Reaper Doomsday Device”
      The Mage: OH SHIT!!!!!!!

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daswordofgork9823 report the reliquary as soon as possible. We'll spellcast ok?

    • @daswordofgork9823
      @daswordofgork9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZeroOmega-vg8nq COUNT DRACULA!!!

  • @okuyasunijimura3482
    @okuyasunijimura3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Oi Josuke! Where are we!? Is this the work of an enemy stand user!?

    • @Bijirin
      @Bijirin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is definitely not an enemy stand user's work, you are just L O N E L Y

    • @aoiurazata4815
      @aoiurazata4815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Bijirin yes, i am!

    • @johnnyboy949
      @johnnyboy949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We all are

    • @afro117icarus5
      @afro117icarus5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ffs literally every corner of the internet
      We are legion, expect us

    • @datboigokumi6048
      @datboigokumi6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OI JOSUKE

  • @mysticostritch
    @mysticostritch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Given the choice of superpowers or death
    *Chugs the whole flask*

    • @Disheartthorn
      @Disheartthorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hopefully those Super powers are useful.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is Mystic before his death..... He died of poison later that day, -80s out to with jazz horn plays us out of the credits

  • @saver_spenta_mainyu
    @saver_spenta_mainyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    TH-cam may not like yandere, but I do.
    Edit: that ending melody is catchy.

  • @timfangrad5173
    @timfangrad5173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need a part 2 of this where we get to start our new life with her

  • @IudexGundyr325
    @IudexGundyr325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I've never seen one quite like you"
    I am a fucking angel, have some respect.

  • @jessejames7950
    @jessejames7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Her:What fine corner of the earth did you come from.
    Me:"pushes up glasses'' Well actually the earth is round so it has no corners.

  • @kingdomofprussia8232
    @kingdomofprussia8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you know?
    The Battle of Iwo Jima was a major in which the United States Marine Corps and Navy landed on and eventually captured the island of Iwo Jima from the Imperial Japanese Army during World War II.

  • @jesterlefae3940
    @jesterlefae3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be fair, Dark Sakura would do this if any version of Emiya Shirou entered the picture.

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stinks it isn't monetized. Appreciated

  • @zaBeheaded
    @zaBeheaded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her:are you even human me :nope and immortality sucks I should know from experience

  • @pupper9474
    @pupper9474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Very healthy. Very strong."
    Welp, immersion ruined.

  • @ben_sisko2149
    @ben_sisko2149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    WTF is wrong with TH-cam? it's like yandere videos are pr0n or something... ridiculous. I've seen varios ASMRtists say the same: "can't monetize yandere videos"... like, what a world.

  • @lightningprince2134
    @lightningprince2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You sound just like cinder (rwby) it's awesome. If ever your wondering if you should do a video playing the character. DO IT.
    Great video by the way, keep it up.

  • @hutao7917
    @hutao7917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (Casts misty step to get out of the cage)
    I cast ice knife at ninth level
    Then inflict wounds

  • @onepunch6702
    @onepunch6702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me a random merchent walking around: *whistling tunes*
    Evil mage: i choose you

  • @otacon4548
    @otacon4548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've never seen anyone like you~
    "Wait you can see past my weed smoke?"

  • @juggernut1418
    @juggernut1418 ปีที่แล้ว

    My god this art is amazing i wish this was a manga

  • @adegenerateweeb8403
    @adegenerateweeb8403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Adding this to my playlist don’t mind me

  • @mepu9057
    @mepu9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woke up exactly at 0.21 definitely my most greatest achievements

  • @AJOlaks
    @AJOlaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact giorno giovanna is not here makes this experience a 4/10

  • @empherialseraphim1797
    @empherialseraphim1797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is it when yanderes get any kind of power, they can rule world? I guess we should be happy that they're happy

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hope this story continues 😸

  • @rickmcqueen9760
    @rickmcqueen9760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh also, as always, I love this bumper music. I would love to know where you found it.

  • @yuiopy8977
    @yuiopy8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You're surprisingly tall"
    Me:I'm 5'2 -_-

  • @alphalazerwerecat7720
    @alphalazerwerecat7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😺 *humanoid sabertooth halts purring & sleep, then open left eye slightly, lifts head to look around, flexes toes, appendages, limbs, and claws, then attempts returning to sleep* 🐅 I think you might call it an "ancient" tribal pride? 🐯 But I wouldn't recommend immortality, I must assure you that it gets quite dull. 😖 *humanoid sabertooth lets out unnaturally deep baritone yawn-roar, then goes back to sleep, whereupon unnaturally deep baritone purring resumes* 😴

  • @MarkATorres1989
    @MarkATorres1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mage: "Play nice with the guards."
    Me: "Could I not just... kill them? I'm still quite pissed about them jumping me while I was asleep."

  • @ToasterBath
    @ToasterBath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her: Talking about how she'll kill anybody that's close to me because she wants me all to herself
    Me: Not paying attention
    My mind: *AWIMBAWE, AWIMBAWE AWIMBAWE, AWIMBAWE, AWIMBAWE*

  • @ricegod7812
    @ricegod7812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ya know... wouldn't mind listening to a part 2 :)

  • @breadbreadonthefloor
    @breadbreadonthefloor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't stop staring at the art due to the thighs and man do I realize that I'm a fucking degenerate

  • @Doc_Animator_N
    @Doc_Animator_N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “AAAAAAAAH!!!! I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!” - Chowder.

  • @mysticostritch
    @mysticostritch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just feel flattered by the attention

  • @hutao7917
    @hutao7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    (Chuckles) I’m in danger

  • @oliverwithers9736
    @oliverwithers9736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Secret to eternal life”
    Oh for gods sake everyone’s like “I would love to live forever”
    And then they’re like “hurr durr everyone I know and love is dead and I’m here alone on a floating rock for all eternity”

  • @Ratsdontsnitch01
    @Ratsdontsnitch01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You sound tired.... Remember to sleep well! Dont go hollow!
    I'll let you do anything you want to me

  • @bosteezyy
    @bosteezyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *rips the cage open* "So imma leave now, peace."

  • @basicstreet8027
    @basicstreet8027 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her: what corner of this fine earth did you come from?
    Me: new Hampshire

  • @NariiClipzz
    @NariiClipzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her:are u even human
    Me:no I’m a starfish

  • @claytwinton7528
    @claytwinton7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her: what fine corner of the earth did you come from?
    Me: here's a hint: we have guns, beer, and cheeseburgers. cheeseburgers.

  • @hutao7917
    @hutao7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not monetizing yandere vids is a crime punishable by death or lifetime imprisonment

  • @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic
    @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me: I’m a dwarf. I don’t care what they say I’m a dwarf.
    Her: “you seem to be quite tall with larger muscle mass than the average human.”
    Me: how the actual frick am I tall if I’m 4’3
    Though the strength part checks out.

  • @PlastisinNightmare
    @PlastisinNightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now this is epic

  • @thebiggestcartifanever
    @thebiggestcartifanever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lady im already immortal

  • @aoiaudio8726
    @aoiaudio8726 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg as a fan of yndere and i saw sakura's pic OMG I LOVE IT

  • @aarondayapera3204
    @aarondayapera3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nyan:what corner of this fine earth did you come from
    Me:HELL

  • @Sandalphon
    @Sandalphon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow. You were the original Raiden Shogun

  • @sethyolo4282
    @sethyolo4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OH LORD IMMA A LOVER TO A MAGEEEEEEE PLZ DONT KILL ME

  • @percenthalo055
    @percenthalo055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That’s just fantastic

  • @Tidepod_Prince
    @Tidepod_Prince 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why are the auto generated cc so good wtf?

  • @carp1436
    @carp1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How can you not know how to be immortal? Just cast Clone forehead

  • @femboysaucedealer2556
    @femboysaucedealer2556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pizza, mozzarella~ Pizza, mozzarella~ Rella rella rella rella Rella rella rella rella Rella rella rella rella Pizza, mozzarella~

  • @BarneyFromBlackMesa
    @BarneyFromBlackMesa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lady please, the constitution has enough rights for all of us.

  • @The_Digital_Ghost
    @The_Digital_Ghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her: look at those eyes
    Me: they are mine don’t even try it

  • @ashishbhatnagar465
    @ashishbhatnagar465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for this love !
    Stay safe 💟🌹

  • @speedwagoncult5549
    @speedwagoncult5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    YOROKOBE SHOUNEN! THATS THE WOMAN WHO STOLE MY HEART!