TH-cam RANDOMLY DECIDED TO GIVE ME MONETIZATION FOR THIS! Ignore the thing at the beginning. I have edited it out but it might take awhile for the changes to actually go through. Thank the fickle TH-cam gods tho.
[Some time later...] Guard A: Hey, does the court mage's husband look... Familiar to you? Guard B: Yes, but I don't get paid enough to risk becoming one of her "test subjects" by calling them out on it, and neither do you!
calling her out for it? I was thinking of contacting the Inquisition. no amount of influence from the king will save them from the power of the church. not even the emperor can deny them.
Because then they're gonna send the liches, the zanuka, the gustrag three and that one scorpion that always latches you when you're running to extraction after you
Honestly, life at court with a pretty sorceress? Sounds like a sweet deal. (Until an adventuring party inevitably barges in and destroys the whole enterprise)
Me, a Super Soldier hurled through realities by a teleporter malfunction: "Court mage where the hell am I?" Her: "Are you even human?" Me: "Barely, they amped me up to kill 8' Blue alien monsters!"
I just watched the Christmas one that was made it two days ago and all of a sudden with no notification of this one is up The Patreon button looks mighty fine right about now I’m going to click it
This is really good. Well done. I love that the listener isn't a crying coward (sorry if I offended someone with that comment) as is depicted in many similar stories. I hope you will do a sequel to this. I love the scenario and where it is going.
This series will always hold a special place for me. First time I heard Nyan and got to experience the worldbuilding combined with a voice to kill for. Always come back to this series for a listen.
Yes, I AM fairly strong and healthy, however I'm also quite old little fledgling! 🐅 *humanoid sabertooth looks at yandere with emotionless, unfazed, dead-eyed gaze, then stretches and goes back to catnapping*
I'm not really a fan of Yandere archetypes, but I must say your depiction was actually quite tame compared to different audios from others (of course, when thinking about the situation the listener's in). It was really enjoyable to listen to that roleplay. Thanks for the Video Nyan. You did well on the audio. ^^
I know yt doesn't like you making yandere vids for some reason but its nice that we got this one. Just a thought, but ya think we could get one of these every once in a while?
Did you know? The Battle of Iwo Jima was a major in which the United States Marine Corps and Navy landed on and eventually captured the island of Iwo Jima from the Imperial Japanese Army during World War II.
WTF is wrong with TH-cam? it's like yandere videos are pr0n or something... ridiculous. I've seen varios ASMRtists say the same: "can't monetize yandere videos"... like, what a world.
You sound just like cinder (rwby) it's awesome. If ever your wondering if you should do a video playing the character. DO IT. Great video by the way, keep it up.
😺 *humanoid sabertooth halts purring & sleep, then open left eye slightly, lifts head to look around, flexes toes, appendages, limbs, and claws, then attempts returning to sleep* 🐅 I think you might call it an "ancient" tribal pride? 🐯 But I wouldn't recommend immortality, I must assure you that it gets quite dull. 😖 *humanoid sabertooth lets out unnaturally deep baritone yawn-roar, then goes back to sleep, whereupon unnaturally deep baritone purring resumes* 😴
Her: Talking about how she'll kill anybody that's close to me because she wants me all to herself Me: Not paying attention My mind: *AWIMBAWE, AWIMBAWE AWIMBAWE, AWIMBAWE, AWIMBAWE*
“Secret to eternal life” Oh for gods sake everyone’s like “I would love to live forever” And then they’re like “hurr durr everyone I know and love is dead and I’m here alone on a floating rock for all eternity”
Me: I’m a dwarf. I don’t care what they say I’m a dwarf. Her: “you seem to be quite tall with larger muscle mass than the average human.” Me: how the actual frick am I tall if I’m 4’3 Though the strength part checks out.
Part 1 -
This Video.
Part 2 -
th-cam.com/video/gFsAlOmThqc/w-d-xo.html
Part 3 -
th-cam.com/video/R2ChfD06mv0/w-d-xo.html
Thanks bud
Her: "What do you think a woman would want from someone like you?"
Me: "... you need me to reach the beakers on the high shelves, don't you?"
If she ever claims to be anything but short
Ayyyyyyyy
As a man who is 6'6" I can totally relate to this comment.
*banjo riff* Ha ha! Now here's Roy!
“Have you ever heard of the High Shelves?”
"Normally I would inject my specimens with a sort of... magic element."
So thats what the kids are calling it nowadays?
10/10 joke of the comments section.
'You guys got more of that magic element?'
: / huh?
EYO I think I’ve seen you before-
She says Magic i say Heroin
"You're quite tall, and-"
*"OI LASS, Y' GIT YER EYE'S CHECKED LETLY?! I'MMUH DWORF!"*
username checks out
Same bro
"I've never seen one like you"
Im a Frog a Captain Frog
Captain reporting for duty
Hello captain I’m a turtle I think
-just a turtle
Oh snap captain frog all units attention
Im a *fricking* *RABBIT* !!!!!!!
And I can eat everything + constant hunger.
Hello Capt.
TH-cam RANDOMLY DECIDED TO GIVE ME MONETIZATION FOR THIS! Ignore the thing at the beginning. I have edited it out but it might take awhile for the changes to actually go through. Thank the fickle TH-cam gods tho.
Nice!
TH-cam realized that yanderes are a legit commodity!
Yay! :D
NOICE
I will watch it again I guess!
[Some time later...]
Guard A: Hey, does the court mage's husband look... Familiar to you?
Guard B: Yes, but I don't get paid enough to risk becoming one of her "test subjects" by calling them out on it, and neither do you!
Guard A:you have an extremely good point. Wanna go for a drink later?
Guard B;sure.
"Do you think you'll get your own squad?"
calling her out for it? I was thinking of contacting the Inquisition. no amount of influence from the king will save them from the power of the church. not even the emperor can deny them.
I also can turn into a few things like a crybaby, a chicken or even invisible
😂😂😂
I am become *MILK*
I am toilet paper
I am become a Deity
I am Elvis Presley
Is she gonna use her dark magic to kidnapped me, if so might i’m gonna let her.
I swore you died atleast twice
Oh God my guy run
Nooooooooooooooooo!! HOOOOW? Its a random video HOW??
@@xs2368 I was being sarcastic
@@KarmxR6 I think so was he
2:53
Her: "Are you even human? "
Me: (Sarcastically) No not human at all
Her: "That's exactly what a synth would say"
Tall? Muscular? Strong? Quiet?
It's confirmed: the test subject is the Doom Slayer
"Because its yandere, its not monetised"
Me: whats wrong with grineer/ corpus genocide?
Change of plans, ignore your previous objective. Leave *none* alive.
I see you play warframe too
Because then they're gonna send the liches, the zanuka, the gustrag three and that one scorpion that always latches you when you're running to extraction after you
@@jellythejellyfish7035 I fucking hate those things
Ah mass genocide the perfect relaxant
She: you're quite tall
Me being 5'3: are you sure about that?
My headcannon is that people are very short in her world.
Bro I would be considered a giant
I'm 5'4 I'm taller than u
How old are you?
@@lancecabalida603 bout to 18 years old (im actually taller than my dad, so I dont think i'll get much taller Xd)
Always good to see Dark Sakura helping, whether in ASMR or storytelling.
She ain't that bad
Honestly, life at court with a pretty sorceress? Sounds like a sweet deal. (Until an adventuring party inevitably barges in and destroys the whole enterprise)
Protagonist
Her: you seem pretty strong
Me: and like that immersion broken if only
I can open a jar of pickle.
@@usagipoutine he is too dangerous to keep alive!
@@usagipoutine oh yea?
Well i can go up 2 stairs at a time!
Beat that tough guy!
@@hamz5791 I go 3 stairs at the time !
@@usagipoutine I CAN DO 4
Me, a Super Soldier hurled through realities by a teleporter malfunction: "Court mage where the hell am I?"
Her: "Are you even human?"
Me: "Barely, they amped me up to kill 8' Blue alien monsters!"
Damn, the Jarl sure picked an interesting court mage
Yea I’m heading off to windhelm I’m not staying there
Im so confused, why arent more people courting me if the fucking dragon born Kaizeel los Ruth
Evil Mage Turns Yandere for me I’m flattered
Lol
“Fine. Don’t speak.”
“Fine. Keep your secrets.”
Same energy
I just watched the Christmas one that was made it two days ago and all of a sudden with no notification of this one is up
The Patreon button looks mighty fine right about now
I’m going to click it
I post twice a week. It can be hard to keep up with sometimes but I’m glad you appreciate my effort. 🥺
"What corner of this fine earth did you come from"
"Straya m8, scarnon lass"
I didn't come the this earth I came from a other realm
1:35 "What corner of this fine Earth did you come from?"
I came from the side that's round.
Jeanyus
flat earthers:
YT didn't monetize your yandere vids? this is a crime.
TH-cam will probably secretly force ads on anyway.
How DARE THEY "Blood boiling noises intensify"
She once said TH-cam wasnt monetising this channel anymore
A hate crime. The Yandere Apreciation Association will not stand for this!
Her: your pretty strong.
Me: lady I look like a short hispanic shaggy.
To be fair Shaggy IS the strongest being in the universe
This is really good. Well done. I love that the listener isn't a crying coward (sorry if I offended someone with that comment) as is depicted in many similar stories. I hope you will do a sequel to this. I love the scenario and where it is going.
This series will always hold a special place for me.
First time I heard Nyan and got to experience the worldbuilding combined with a voice to kill for.
Always come back to this series for a listen.
Yandere isn't seen as profitable by youtube? I think I'd rather be the judge of that Susan.
"Good,good" she is Palpatine confirmed
As long as there is cuddling involved, I'm on board
I just want affection
I just wanna be happy
You're not on board, you're a cucumber
I love that jamaican rap song about you .
@@joshfoster7420 why was this so funny
What, "turns" yandere? Did she fill out a membership form or something?
Yes she did
The contract of loove~
Yea, it's rather annoying, you need to get it notarized at a bank and everything
@@incipimitusiterum4261 even then you need to wait like a week after
@@sanchir5960 Then their is the fee's
I love this, great job. I love yanderes and love the psycho beauty from fate in the image
"you're pretty tall and your muscle mass is more than an average human."
Me being 5'7" and weighing 134 pounds...
Yup, that’s a shiver-inducing voice right there
You know I’m not surprised, theres like a new yandere every day so this is normal. Thanks for the upload Nyan.
*Sips tea in 6'7"*
Yes, I AM fairly strong and healthy, however I'm also quite old little fledgling! 🐅 *humanoid sabertooth looks at yandere with emotionless, unfazed, dead-eyed gaze, then stretches and goes back to catnapping*
I'm not really a fan of Yandere archetypes, but I must say your depiction was actually quite tame compared to different audios from others (of course, when thinking about the situation the listener's in). It was really enjoyable to listen to that roleplay.
Thanks for the Video Nyan. You did well on the audio. ^^
That credits music is almost as relaxing as the asmr itself.
“They are no longer recognizeable as humans”
I wasn’t in the first place
Her: "my my my they seem to have woken up"
me: "yO WHATS UP BRO HOWS IT GOING WHAT THE FUCK IS uP"
Court Mage: I can't imagine why the thought of me keeping you as a pet bothers you
Me: "references title of video" 😳😳😳😳
I know yt doesn't like you making yandere vids for some reason but its nice that we got this one. Just a thought, but ya think we could get one of these every once in a while?
“Are you even human?”
Me, a cuddle gremlin: M-maybe…
I don't know why but It makes me feel special knowing someone would do something evil or something to be with me😂
😂😭 i know
You make me feel special~
(I’m sorry but lik-)
@@manju3_939 wait really?
@@randomuser4824 maybe...ok yeah
@@manju3_939 thank you that makes me feel special knowing that I make you feel special❤️
Evil Mage: How did they capture you?
Me: Steak mage; only when there is so much steak at large.
Same but it was the souls of a whole village that was the bait
Manslayer
@@ZeroOmega-vg8nq I say back to the mage, “also I am a Reaper Doomsday Device”
The Mage: OH SHIT!!!!!!!
@@daswordofgork9823 report the reliquary as soon as possible. We'll spellcast ok?
@@ZeroOmega-vg8nq COUNT DRACULA!!!
Oi Josuke! Where are we!? Is this the work of an enemy stand user!?
This is definitely not an enemy stand user's work, you are just L O N E L Y
@@Bijirin yes, i am!
We all are
Ffs literally every corner of the internet
We are legion, expect us
OI JOSUKE
Given the choice of superpowers or death
*Chugs the whole flask*
Hopefully those Super powers are useful.
This is Mystic before his death..... He died of poison later that day, -80s out to with jazz horn plays us out of the credits
TH-cam may not like yandere, but I do.
Edit: that ending melody is catchy.
We need a part 2 of this where we get to start our new life with her
"I've never seen one quite like you"
I am a fucking angel, have some respect.
Her:What fine corner of the earth did you come from.
Me:"pushes up glasses'' Well actually the earth is round so it has no corners.
Did you know?
The Battle of Iwo Jima was a major in which the United States Marine Corps and Navy landed on and eventually captured the island of Iwo Jima from the Imperial Japanese Army during World War II.
To be fair, Dark Sakura would do this if any version of Emiya Shirou entered the picture.
Stinks it isn't monetized. Appreciated
Her:are you even human me :nope and immortality sucks I should know from experience
"Very healthy. Very strong."
Welp, immersion ruined.
WTF is wrong with TH-cam? it's like yandere videos are pr0n or something... ridiculous. I've seen varios ASMRtists say the same: "can't monetize yandere videos"... like, what a world.
You sound just like cinder (rwby) it's awesome. If ever your wondering if you should do a video playing the character. DO IT.
Great video by the way, keep it up.
(Casts misty step to get out of the cage)
I cast ice knife at ninth level
Then inflict wounds
Me a random merchent walking around: *whistling tunes*
Evil mage: i choose you
I've never seen anyone like you~
"Wait you can see past my weed smoke?"
nice
My god this art is amazing i wish this was a manga
Adding this to my playlist don’t mind me
Woke up exactly at 0.21 definitely my most greatest achievements
The fact giorno giovanna is not here makes this experience a 4/10
Why is it when yanderes get any kind of power, they can rule world? I guess we should be happy that they're happy
Hope this story continues 😸
Oh also, as always, I love this bumper music. I would love to know where you found it.
"You're surprisingly tall"
Me:I'm 5'2 -_-
I feel u, a nice 5’ 6” for me😭
awee dammit im 4’11
I am 5'11
UnZiP PaNtS ( worst joke ever)
😺 *humanoid sabertooth halts purring & sleep, then open left eye slightly, lifts head to look around, flexes toes, appendages, limbs, and claws, then attempts returning to sleep* 🐅 I think you might call it an "ancient" tribal pride? 🐯 But I wouldn't recommend immortality, I must assure you that it gets quite dull. 😖 *humanoid sabertooth lets out unnaturally deep baritone yawn-roar, then goes back to sleep, whereupon unnaturally deep baritone purring resumes* 😴
Mage: "Play nice with the guards."
Me: "Could I not just... kill them? I'm still quite pissed about them jumping me while I was asleep."
Her: Talking about how she'll kill anybody that's close to me because she wants me all to herself
Me: Not paying attention
My mind: *AWIMBAWE, AWIMBAWE AWIMBAWE, AWIMBAWE, AWIMBAWE*
Ya know... wouldn't mind listening to a part 2 :)
I can't stop staring at the art due to the thighs and man do I realize that I'm a fucking degenerate
“AAAAAAAAH!!!! I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!” - Chowder.
Nice reference 🙂
I just feel flattered by the attention
(Chuckles) I’m in danger
“Secret to eternal life”
Oh for gods sake everyone’s like “I would love to live forever”
And then they’re like “hurr durr everyone I know and love is dead and I’m here alone on a floating rock for all eternity”
You sound tired.... Remember to sleep well! Dont go hollow!
I'll let you do anything you want to me
*rips the cage open* "So imma leave now, peace."
Her: what corner of this fine earth did you come from?
Me: new Hampshire
Her:are u even human
Me:no I’m a starfish
Her: what fine corner of the earth did you come from?
Me: here's a hint: we have guns, beer, and cheeseburgers. cheeseburgers.
Not monetizing yandere vids is a crime punishable by death or lifetime imprisonment
Me: I’m a dwarf. I don’t care what they say I’m a dwarf.
Her: “you seem to be quite tall with larger muscle mass than the average human.”
Me: how the actual frick am I tall if I’m 4’3
Though the strength part checks out.
Now this is epic
What did you do with obama?
@@Polarweebqc38 i ate him
Lady im already immortal
Cheater!
@@Polarweebqc38 i did no such thing
@@Polarweebqc38 You didn't know that if you put in the Konami code makes you immortal?
Omg as a fan of yndere and i saw sakura's pic OMG I LOVE IT
Nyan:what corner of this fine earth did you come from
Me:HELL
wow. You were the original Raiden Shogun
OH LORD IMMA A LOVER TO A MAGEEEEEEE PLZ DONT KILL ME
That’s just fantastic
Why are the auto generated cc so good wtf?
How can you not know how to be immortal? Just cast Clone forehead
Pizza, mozzarella~ Pizza, mozzarella~ Rella rella rella rella Rella rella rella rella Rella rella rella rella Pizza, mozzarella~
Lady please, the constitution has enough rights for all of us.
Her: look at those eyes
Me: they are mine don’t even try it
Thanks for this love !
Stay safe 💟🌹
YOROKOBE SHOUNEN! THATS THE WOMAN WHO STOLE MY HEART!