Pun: a joke exploiting word meaning. Bandit: robber or outlaw Pundit: expert in a subject. *Become the feared Double Pundit from the far realm* Extra points if you become 'The Double Barreled Double Pundit From The Far Realm'
@@IchigoMait I’m not a damn idiot. My last comment was an entire joke. It shouldn’t have been taken literally. I even threw in a Star Wars meme for those that get it. I wanted it short and simple to get around. If I really wanted to waste my time with actually being more logically then I would be writing a lot more than I’d like to for just a simple joke I wanted to make. “Oh no our polar ice caps are melting. Oh no now the sea level is rising. OH NO the coasts are getting flooded and submerged by the sea.” “Oh no I live in the hood. My life can literally end in a second if I’m not careful enough.” “Oh no I’ve got the flu and my immune system sucks and my parents don’t want me to get vaccinated. I’m likely dead.” You see what I mean? There is a plethora of things I could have said in my comment. Some more likely than others. But still I wanted it short and simple. It’s a quick joke not a school assignment elaborating about what can kill you in this world.
Demon: So, You’re finally awake. My mind: *So, You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.*
Damn you stormcloaks, skyrim was fine until you came along. empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could have stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. You and me, we shouldn't be here. It's these stormcloaks the empire wants
@@zenithkai8008 she wouldn’t hear the gunfire. The a-10 warthog cannon fire travels faster than the speed of sound so that if you hear it you weren’t the target
I forgot but there was an anime where that was a problem the only thing translated was the verbal language. So he couldn’t read shit, but he could speak every language by speaking English
Me:Wakes up Prisoner:you there finally awake Me:were am i Prisoner: you were trying to cross the border walked right in to that imperial ambush Me:oh no
Her: "I don't know who you are, or where you're from" Me: "Lady, you brought me here and call me untrustworthy. Pretty harsh words from a kidnapper." *Fabulous trifecta of snapping*
I'd definitely like to see a part 2. Either we get summoned again, she accidentally "reverse summons " herself to us, or we find a way to summon her to us. Though wed start as friends, over time we get closer.
Demon: “ I don’t know who you are, you could could be dangerous” Me: “ Oh... that depends on the context; me by myself no... me in the middle of transporting this live nuke that’s now beeping... yes”
You know I'm imagining that there can be a part 2 where this time she summons us with a teacher present but we play it off like we never met to avoid suspicion and when they are gone we start talking like friends should.
Her: what can you do human Me: well we are really good at destroying ecosystems, environment, and planets and going to war with anything and everything
special skills include destructive behavior, violent rage, tons of attention giving and possibly a little psychopathic tendency to fight whatever i feel like fighting.
Don't forget the ability to pour tons of resources and efforts into incredible technological advancements. Which we immediately figure out how to gurt other humans with I'll prove it, bring me an assortment of random objects and I'll weaponise it for you
I like this one too. It's kind of cool how you have the same scenario for both but the main character / storyteller it's so different from the other one. Once again, great stuff!
Her: I don't know you, you could be dangerous. Me: *Thinks of the things humans put in there bodies and the diseases we deal with* Nooo me? dangerous pffft no way.
"WHOMST HAS SUMMONED M- ...Oh, it's another demon bound to be annoyingly insulting and rude, great, what do you want?" "Actually I'm just gonna go, I'm returning to my world, toodles"
"What can you do human?" Well, the only interesting thing worth saying is that, if the situation calls for it, I temporarily lose the ability to feel pain and get a massive boost in physical capabilities which cannot be measured because the change is so spontaneous and dissipates as quickly as it appears.
"What if I do say I want to be your friend and I can't figure out how to bring you back?" Ah, that's simple. I can leave my summoning sign somewhere you wish, and you can Summon me whenever thy wishes.
"I am not risking my entire (magical) career for some... accident." Well, if I had a penny for every time I've heard that, I'd have one penny. Which isn't a lot, but still it's happened once.
You might knock us humans for not being able to do anything impressive individually, but as a group we can make enough nukes to sterilize the planet of macroscopic life, so don't mess with us.
Wait wait, if she doesn’t know what a human is and lived for what appears to be a long time, doesn’t that mean that humans are an unknown species in this world, making her the first mage to summon one
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Part 1 -
This video.
Part 2 -
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"I don't know you, you could be dangerous..."
Only if your species is deathly allergic to dad jokes and puns...
noice
And Double Barreled Shotguns
Doom is eternal
Pun: a joke exploiting word meaning.
Bandit: robber or outlaw
Pundit: expert in a subject.
*Become the feared Double Pundit from the far realm*
Extra points if you become 'The Double Barreled Double Pundit From The Far Realm'
@@kronksstronkstonks6360 So... Basically you are wishing for me to become the double subject matter expert on illegal wordplay??
I'll do it!!
Isekai finally happens.
"I'm gonna send you back"
"Oh god no. No. NOOOOO!"
Reminds me of that scene in ice age 2 when Scrat went to heaven but was sent back.
No I don't want to go to brizil
I should have brought a knife so i can well.....
Carving
“You don’t even know what it’s like here”
Me: “And you don’t even know what it’s like THERE”
Man i aint going back, just let me out in the wild if you dont want me
Ya there’s this virus in my world that’s killing everyone. Not just the men, but the women and children too.
We are forced to study and work to death our entire life without happiness and are killing our planet you can't get worse
@@IchigoMait I’m not a damn idiot. My last comment was an entire joke. It shouldn’t have been taken literally. I even threw in a Star Wars meme for those that get it. I wanted it short and simple to get around. If I really wanted to waste my time with actually being more logically then I would be writing a lot more than I’d like to for just a simple joke I wanted to make. “Oh no our polar ice caps are melting. Oh no now the sea level is rising. OH NO the coasts are getting flooded and submerged by the sea.”
“Oh no I live in the hood. My life can literally end in a second if I’m not careful enough.”
“Oh no I’ve got the flu and my immune system sucks and my parents don’t want me to get vaccinated. I’m likely dead.”
You see what I mean? There is a plethora of things I could have said in my comment. Some more likely than others. But still I wanted it short and simple. It’s a quick joke not a school assignment elaborating about what can kill you in this world.
@@elitechaz8440 some people just dont get it sometimes
“My name is Monika, just Monika”
*Vietnam flashback*
I’m having PTSD from hearing that name.
So...
WHY DID SHE SAY THAT NAME?!
(Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice reference)
Flash back while hearing natsukis neck snap
bloodfang mh Natsuki is best girl
It's like saying Beatle juice 3 time🤣
oh. my. fucking. god!
Monika: All you know this could be a dying world.
Me: My world is a dying world.
Always has been-
The Lord of Sadness himself replies to my comment i feel honored. Your Majesty
@@Aragund omegalul
Weee killing it
Demon: what can you do human?
The doom guy: i'll show you ( load shotgun )
Doom guy might be a demon Slayer but it's better to be a thot Slayer
He might be both
"I was trying to summon a minotaur."
*Makes sense actually. Im Mentally running in circles so much it simply MUST be labyrinthine.*
Well I am a lot like a minotaur.
I get lost very easily
I'm full of bullsh*t does that count
@@kriegsman7585 Sammmeeeee
*insert Just Monika joke here*
😁😁😁
*JUST MONIKA*
Monika's brains and beauty
I got PTSD when I heard that
@@tristanherlihy5471 that’s a lyric from why did I say okie dokie
Demon: So, You’re finally awake.
My mind: *So, You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.*
Damn you stormcloaks, skyrim was fine until you came along. empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could have stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. You and me, we shouldn't be here. It's these stormcloaks the empire wants
What's wrong with him, huh?
@@jibbdaorange3831 There is no escaping Skyrim is there?
Goddammit, _TOOOOOOOOOODD!_
@@jibbdaorange3831 watch your tongue, you're speaking to the true high king of skyrim!
"so, what are you?"
Me: "....an a-10 warthog"
her: "never heard of your kind before"
Me: "then perish"
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT
*Halo theme intensifies*
@@zenithkai8008 she wouldn’t hear the gunfire. The a-10 warthog cannon fire travels faster than the speed of sound so that if you hear it you weren’t the target
@@datboigokumi6048 Wrong kind of Warthog but I can respect the dedication.
Nyan: "My name is Monika. Just Monika."
Me: "Okie doki, Just Monika."
Is that a pun on that being her full name?
@@WDinATX Yesh. Also a reference to another Monika whom I’m sure many of us know.
@@emmabedlammakes sense, just asking to make sure.
Who is this other Minika?
@@emmabedlam monika: indeed
Almost weird how we both speak the same modern language while still living across the universe and not knowing of each others existence before this
Real time translation through magic
@@noahy0191 gunna say that seems like something youd put on a summoning circle by default
I forgot but there was an anime where that was a problem the only thing translated was the verbal language. So he couldn’t read shit, but he could speak every language by speaking English
@@fishfishrun1207 Rising of the Shield hero?
probably some weird bible shit goin on.
Fun fact: The world's longest barbecue lasted 3.3 days.
I almost see you on every video i watch
Isn’t that a bit long
Depends on if you're goin for a record or not
Borglars for daaaaayyysssss
Mexicans: "are you challenging me"
"What can you do"
*Slowly unholsters the glock from my jacket.*
and show our doom t-shirt
"Muffled heavy metal can be heard in the sarcophagus in the distance"
*proceeds to put on doom helmet*
*Takes out BFG* you were saying
@@krellesama rip and tear?
Me: "Wakes up in a new world"
Nyan: "So you're finally awake"
Me: "Who are you and what's your name?"
Nyan: Me? Im monika JUST monika"
Me: *Oh shi-*
Ah shit, here we go again.
Me: "Wakes up in a new world"
Nyan: "So you're finally awake! Do you feel that smell?"
Me: "Oh… Why can't I smell? Apchhi!"
Me:Wakes up
Prisoner:you there finally awake
Me:were am i
Prisoner: you were trying to cross the border walked right in to that imperial ambush
Me:oh no
Monika just monika
@@lukepavia392 jump of joy,you get to steal infinite cheese later
"What can you do Human?"
*colonizes and claims this realm in the name of her Majesty*
Shut up
HELL YEAH
Demon "why don't you wanna go back?"
Me "Tyranid invasion on my world... this is much safer"
for the emperor
Nom
Knowing how that usually ends there isnt a planet to go back to
Well this was one of the More moderate daemons I have encountered after I slipped into the imperial webway on body oil. Man I gotta get the mop
Demon "why don't you wanna go back?"
Me "Israel is constantly trying to assassinate me. This is much safer. We will build gulags here."
"You could be dangerous for all I know."
You have *no* idea.
"Loads shotgun with genocidal intent"
Brother?
Her: "I don't know who you are, or where you're from"
Me: "Lady, you brought me here and call me untrustworthy. Pretty harsh words from a kidnapper." *Fabulous trifecta of snapping*
Lol, that's something Ash from evil dead world say!
Right off the bat I get a skyrim feeling... "Finally you're awake"
Ah yes I see your a man of culture as well
Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?
@@hansmercredi3636 it takes 2 wipes to notice it only took 1
@DIO wait a damn minute
I'd definitely like to see a part 2.
Either we get summoned again, she accidentally "reverse summons " herself to us, or we find a way to summon her to us.
Though wed start as friends, over time we get closer.
she:Lets figure out how to send you back to your world. Me remembering everything at 2020: IM oneegaing you dont do it please!!!
Demon: “ I don’t know who you are, you could could be dangerous”
Me: “ Oh... that depends on the context; me by myself no... me in the middle of transporting this live nuke that’s now beeping... yes”
A haiku about summoning. Ahem:
A chance to start fresh
Away from my old burdens
A tempting offer
That’s describing a deal with the devil not summoning
@@MoonKnight6969 i would still take it
"You've gotta be useful for something"
Well I'm really good at eating chocolate.
Same!
Im also good at lazing around and playing games
Humans are good at killing anything that Human or not
@@alialzaabi3436 shhh dont tell em
@@alialzaabi3436 it’s true. I have had many of my gang members destroy other gang as if they never existed
I'm good at pissing on everything everyone else holds dear. I mean that figuratively and litterally.
Hearing the words "just Monika" still give me chills.
Me, a Hema student: It's finally happening
*pulls rapier.*
Same
*I have waited my while life for this day."*
*para bellum the demons and heretics*
Grabs bearded axe. Time to go a-viking in another world.
It's time. *goes Super Saiyan*
You know I'm imagining that there can be a part 2 where this time she summons us with a teacher present but we play it off like we never met to avoid suspicion and when they are gone we start talking like friends should.
“My name is Monika, just Monika”
DDLC fans: *HEAVY BREATHING*
Me in my mind: *Now, that's a lot of damage*
"You don't even know what it's like here."
Me and Truck-kun had an agreement, you are not taking this away from me!
When I heard Monika it literally made me remember game
My Brain:*DDLC flashbacks
Her: you could be dangerous
Me: oh, looks who's talking
I mean to be fair, I might have covid.
NO, NO LET GO OF ME, I NEED TO TELL HER THAT I GOT THAT DDLC REFFRENCE
''I'm just Monika''
me: JUST MONIKA, JUST MONIKA!!!!
"This could be some dying world."
"Just like mine!"
So this demon lass really is going off about her arcane prowess and skill to the failed spell's resulting summon, huh? Typical wizard, man. I love it.
“What are you getting at?”
Charm her charm her charm her charm her charm
“Uhhhhhhh I can be your friend?”
Nailed it
Listener and Monica should make a summoner pact. Let her summon them at will, and then be the friend/snuggle-on-call.
“Demon summons you to another world”
Why does that sound so familiar?
When did you ass get a smart phone
You tell me why
"Never heard of your kind before, can't be very impressive can you?"
*Ummmmm. What?*
I read the comment before I saw your name and started dying of laughter, also they're screwed aren't they?
Her: what can you do human
Me: well we are really good at destroying ecosystems, environment, and planets and going to war with anything and everything
Yep.... That's pretty much it.
That's still a pretty nice skill set
No no hes got a point
100% accurate
Im a planet killer
The screen effects in the last few videos have been really good
_Ayy this world is dope, yo bro call the Doom slayer_
_"Ight bro will do"_
keep up the fire
But the doom slayer will kill all the demons that I WAS going to use as slaves
“You’ve gotta be useful for something!” Me: destruction!!! (Caresses nuke)
"now this is epic"
- Obama.
Demon Summons me the a another world time for an adventure
JUST M O N I K A
"You've gotta be useful for something."
Me, who has no real talent or practical skill: "Oh I don't think so"
God approves
Thank you god, very cool
*doubt*
I dont
Man I hope she doesn't summon the person again while they're taking a shower LOL.😂
And that's if their lucky, there are much worse things to be doing when you get summoned.
legit calls me a dangerous being, you summoned me what can I do? I was probably drinking my coffee and eating a bagel
Demon: So, You’re finally awake.
Me:Damnit. I gotta stop walking into imperial ambushes while trying to cross the border, this is the 5th time.
0:00
*Skyrim intensifies*
special skills include destructive behavior, violent rage, tons of attention giving and possibly a little psychopathic tendency to fight whatever i feel like fighting.
Don't forget the ability to pour tons of resources and efforts into incredible technological advancements.
Which we immediately figure out how to gurt other humans with
I'll prove it, bring me an assortment of random objects and I'll weaponise it for you
@@torakrestagh yeah that too
A dream isn’t something you do for others... it’s something you do for yourself.
I like this one too. It's kind of cool how you have the same scenario for both but the main character / storyteller it's so different from the other one. Once again, great stuff!
0:00 We were trying to cross the border, I see.
Her: I don't know you, you could be dangerous.
Me: *Thinks of the things humans put in there bodies and the diseases we deal with* Nooo me? dangerous pffft no way.
Welp summoned to another world
I Have to see if they have water bowls anywhere
Have a great day everyone *blub* *blub*
They probably do, who knows
@@PlastisinNightmare maybe it's magic
Chicken comrade
"This could be some dying world"
Haha, so is mine!
I just discovered my love for isekai summon roleplays
I won't lie this is definitely me after I open a Black Book
"WHOMST HAS SUMMONED M- ...Oh, it's another demon bound to be annoyingly insulting and rude, great, what do you want?"
"Actually I'm just gonna go, I'm returning to my world, toodles"
*The Doom Slayer has entered the chat*
Mini
*Another Doom Slayer has entered the chat*
0:01 Dammit! Again? Trying to cross the border, huh?
"What can you do human?"
Well, the only interesting thing worth saying is that, if the situation calls for it, I temporarily lose the ability to feel pain and get a massive boost in physical capabilities which cannot be measured because the change is so spontaneous and dissipates as quickly as it appears.
I wish these Audios never ended, they’re always so interesting
"What if I do say I want to be your friend and I can't figure out how to bring you back?"
Ah, that's simple. I can leave my summoning sign somewhere you wish, and you can Summon me whenever thy wishes.
her: My name is monika
me: Hej hej monika hej på dig monika
her: please stop
you have been summoned to another world: PRAISE THE SUN!!! \[T]/
I don't mind being summoned to another world, sounds great if you ask me!
Also i really like the overlay in this, it really suits the audio very well
Definitely needs a sequel
What she said: “Just Monica”
What I heard: “Just Monika”
Me: “HOW DID SHE GET HERE? SHE GOT DEDEDELETED!”
This is epic.
She do be Keter.
@@turt18 Euclid, not Keter
@@scpfoundation2549 Ok ur the Foundation
the o5 council approves of this asmr video, there will be no further communication.
The cultists broke into my shower again.
her:lets figure out where your from i will send you back
me:PLS NO IM BEGGING YOU!!!
I would actually watch like some kind of series like this. Good story, 10/10 ^^
Whomst has awaken the ancien-
Wait, where is my shotgun? and why I am in a circle?
Part 2 when👏🏿👏🏿
Cliff hangers man making u want a second part
Her: so what can you do
Me: I got a gun🤷🏽♂️
Oh I love it
6:32
The biggest grin grew across my face upon realization of the reference I swear
"I am not risking my entire (magical) career for some... accident." Well, if I had a penny for every time I've heard that, I'd have one penny.
Which isn't a lot, but still it's happened once.
Oh boy, now *I* get to be isekai'd
definitely would love pt 2
Well, now I kinda want a part 2, where she is desperately trying to summon her new friend again.
Or maybe even a series? Anyways, great video!
“Can you do anything impressive?”
Me: I can make people question their existence to the point where they don’t want to exist anymore
You’re being summoned to another world.....
Being summoned to another world as a blade of the darkmoon...
I really loved this one, i hope it gets more episodes!
Hey you you're finally awake. Fell right through that portal, unlike the minotaur or elf I wanted instead.
Hug 🫂 the black demon is so cute 🥰
She is the most gentle demon among those I have seen :p for gentle asmr trackers like me, I like this!
This is great I hope you continue this
4:15 "You sound like my mother."
“Me when I woke up”
“Oh shit where the fuck “sees her “WELLL I should stay here
You might knock us humans for not being able to do anything impressive individually, but as a group we can make enough nukes to sterilize the planet of macroscopic life, so don't mess with us.
Please part 2
“What can you humans do?” Well when we work together which doesn’t happen often we can accomplish a lot
Wait wait, if she doesn’t know what a human is and lived for what appears to be a long time, doesn’t that mean that humans are an unknown species in this world, making her the first mage to summon one