Lawyers, what's the best way you've seen someone bomb a court case?
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That French accent was… 𝑀𝒶𝑔𝓃𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒𝓃𝓉
Magnifique!
@@hugocomicsans3083𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓺𝓾𝓮
How do you type cursive?
@@cecillewolters1995Online generators or keyboards that have fonts
Look up cursive font generator should be a website where you type in text and it turns it into cursive then you do the ol’ reliable ctrl c ctrl v
Story 16: "No hablo inglés" followed by "gracias señor" is gold comedy timing! 🤣
I mean, you can understand a language without speaking it...
Last story: Napoleon is purported to have said, "Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake."
i think that is originally by Sun Tzu...
@@ericb3157I bet you got that from a source called youtube comments
@@ericb3157 No, actually. I looked it up, and while there is a source claiming that it's a quote from Sun Tzu's The Art of War, it doesn't include any specifics in where exactly that's quoted, meanwhile there are multiple specific examples from the era that state Napoleon said this quote, in multiple settings even. Seems it was one of his favourites.
Sat on the jury of a trial where a guy was accused of molesting his daughters. His wife took the stand for the prosecution and "accidentaly" revealed he was or had been under another investigation. Instant mistrial. The guy was looking quite guilty and to this day i beleive she knew what she was doing.
I had an older relative who in his 20s had a small kitchen fire (damaged some cabinet covers) in an apartment they were renting, and that led to a small court case as each side blamed the other (tenant and owner). The lawyer for the apartments was quite confident and put up a bunch of large posters of floor plans and clearly had some big rationale to present on why it was the tenants fault.
His first questions was “so, Mr. (Name)….is this a floor plan of your apartment?” To which my relative said “No….that looks the layout of one of the other one bedroom floor plans, but mine is completely different.”
That took a lot of the air out of his argument, as he tried to work around the fact that he based his theory on the wrong floor plan and the kitchen layout was very different. and my relative won the case.
Yeah I thought the fact that a 1 bedroom apartment is completely different from let’s say an efficiency or even a 2 bedroom was common sense
Hey Barry, how you doing
Oh I'm great Jason, how are you?
Lawyer: what the fuc...
Barry: I may be going to prison but that's no reason to be rude.
Contrary to how the movies make it look big time drug dealers don't typically hold completely innocent people accountable for things like what was portrayed in the story. Like, Jason didn't know Barry was a king pin, and Barry knows he was going down either way and it wouldn't have helped either party if Jason lied about knowing him.... As a client.
@@Helladamnleet If anything, saying hi could have actually helped him. He could complain about ineffective council and potentially gotten a better lawyer
just a note. You cannot know when a puerto rican is actually puertorican. We'll be looking asian, from the USA, african, it's a mixed raced. You know that someone is puertorican when you show them a trash cans and they say 'safacón', because we're the only ones to call trash cans that way.
The Amtrack line was gold, though😂
Pretty is what y'all look like.
Genetic diversity is attractive. Science!
@@JoshSweetvale aw, thanks!
@Angie...... in my experience I can usually tell when my first reaction to them speaking to me in Spanish (I understand and speak a little) is asking them to please slow down. 😅😰😖
I've been to multiple courthouses across my state and have never once been patted down. Like an airport, you out your stuff in the bin for the xray and walk through the metal detector. Even if the detector beeps (belt buckle, in my case), you just get a pass over with the handheld detector to verify what set it off. All the security guards I've ever dealt with have been super chill.
I have to assume the “Hi Barry” was deliberate to trigger the knee-jerk cordial reply 😅
Or the defendant really didn’t give an f at that point
The defendant had probably figured that the lawyer had completely failed convince anyone that he didn't know the motel owner, so why not.
Most courts just have a metal detector, so you're unlikely to get patted-down. Your bags go through an X-ray scanner. My wife accidentally forgot to leave her taser in the car once, so we ditched it in the bushes outside the courthouse and we picked it up when leaving
Most courthouses will allow you to surrender any such weapons with the sheriffs at the front door and then pick them up later so you didn't necessarily even need to hide it in the bushes.
Some courtrooms might pat you down, but I think most just have a metal detector.
Reminds me of a local guy who came to the test for his drivers license, by driving his dad's BMW. The newspaper article said that not only didn't get to take the test, but he needed to pay a colossal fee and was faced with charges.
The answer is - no you don't get patted down before going in to court (unless you were brought there from the jail via the police). You go through a metal detector, which will usually catch weapons like guns or knives, but little plastic baggies of drugs wouldn't set it off.
I really enjoy this channel. Might I recommend a quick outro, so we know a video is about to end, if we're listening passively? I love to listen while gaming.
That would also stop the "other videos" overlay from covering up the text of the last story.
Napoleon was NOT French. He was born is Corsica, which was NOT part of France at the time of his birth.
Your French accent was FANTASTIQUE MON AMI. I approve.
Keep rockin, love the factual stories and your way of expressing them! 👌
Every time I've gone to court, I've just had to go through a metal detector. No patdown, just a wand if the walk-through detector goes off.
4:55 Classic Judge Judy dumb and dumber moment. There was no calculator in there ma'am.
5:33 🎵 Train on the water, boat on a track! 🎵
The accent… incredible. We’ll done, my man.🎉❤
I've been to court and they definitely do not pat you down. You do have to walk through a metal detector though, so you have to/should take everything out of your pockets. But I have no clue why someone would take an illegal substance into court.
You may or may not be patted down.
Usually they don't, but you never know. Most gunpowder doesn't set off metal detectors (even if bullets do) and these days you can 3D-print derringers.
One of these days a victim, their relative, or a perp out on bail will do something drastic.
And then there's ceramic knives for the athletic.
Security is always adjustable.
Was the first guy a member of PETA or something 😂
Warning for people sensitive to animal death:
First story is about chickens. Skip forward to 1:05 if you don’t want to hear it.
I didn’t want to hear it so I’m not sure what all it entails or how it ends. Just thought I’d put it out there in case someone else is more sensitive about those things! 💗
Here’s another historical one. If you watch The Fat Electrician, you’ll recognize this one
Cassius Clay was an abolitionist.
After giving a speech, there was an assassination attempt on his life. His Bowie knife’s sheath catches the assassin’s bullet, he draws said knife and starts rearranging his assailant’s face. Eventually, the assassin’s goons collect enough of their marbles back to pull Cassius off him before the Assassin was about to have his “facial features shoved up his ass”
So the assassin takes him to court for “General Mayhem” as he figured that the first slice Cassius made them even.
Cassius, meanwhile, calls on his cousin. His cousin’s entire argument was basically “I’m sorry, I thought this was America”
And the judge ruled in Cassius’ favor!
Story 13 :
I am not sure but
I think when the contract was pulled out the opposing county could state that the lawyer had kept that piece of information from the court and had wasted the time of the court's valuable time . Which might get him in the trouble for not bringing the contract before hand
first story, fun fact; the farmer wasn't dropping live chickens. there's a reason the phrase "running around like a headless chicken' exists. farmer probably wasn't a psycho and was just letting the body 'cool off' on the ground after a normal butcher. google if you want more info, i am not going into details here.
TLDR: Chickens evolved to have dead ones be a distraction for predators.
Their nervous system can go on automatic, even without a head.
...now imagine if Dinosaurs could do that too. Specifically Theropods and Raptors.
Zombie dinosaurs!
They do not pat you down unless you set off a metal detector
Hi grate video 😊
why does your french accent sound like Lumière from beauty and the beast 😂😂
after these cases I am wondering why they don't have concessions stands outside the courtrooms "POPCORN! GET YOUR HOT BUTTERED POPCORN HERE!!!"
Not a lawyer, an expert witness. But the answer is asking a question that he didn’t know the answer to.
2:02 A true warrior.
For the fourth story the Second Court of Appeals is New York, Connecitcut and Vermont. This court is where thre US government has their civil cases, specifically the Southern New York District (Which covers the Five bouroughs and the three counties to their North.) So when we say its big time, its big time. Also the Court of Appeals is basically the last step before the US Supreme Court. If it gets here, their decision is final unless you think its a Consitutional question.
I’ve heard story 16 a few times & I’m only recently realizing the guy the judge thought couldn’t understand has the opposite problem, he can’t speak English
I went to check Google Translate(not the best but it helped a little for guessing) & sure enough he’s saying “I do not speak English”
Story 15 kind of a win.
As someone with a French background (French ancestry), I liked the accent.
Your french accent sounds like glass joe when he does his viva la france tell in the remaster.
The first one oh my god
I mean mestizo is accurate to how some of us be lookin
Why do you keep saying you have a discord server link when there is no link in the description?
I'm shy
for god's sake man.... disclaimer please before that first story.... it hit me hard before i could stop the video and close it.
Hi berry
Hi Jason how are you
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I enjoyed the accent. :)
There are only three letters in the name Ney. How do you manage to get it wrong in different ways?
The accent was decent to my white American ears
Great accent
𝑀𝒶𝑔𝓃𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒𝓃𝓉 French accent!
Why fire the teacher?
What video game is that?
Superflight
Where tf is the discord link?
For future reference, "hablo" is pronounced "ablo". In Spanish, you don't pronounce the H at the beginning of words.
0:57 what? is your gender "I brutally kill chickens" or something???
So youll try asian lady accent, french guy accent, but still afraid to do black guy voice hmmm might as well just do them all bro stop dodging bullets
Yeah, but nobody gets mad over fake French or Asian accents. No one wants to be called a racist or upset anyone, so he’s being respectful so he doesn’t offend anyone who is sensitive or will just use it as a means to claim racism. Just let the man be. Lol 😆🙂☺️
It's also because 'black guy' accents vary.
You can go from Jamaican to full New Yorker indistinguishable from white folks to stereotypical California rapper.
Not all white folks are rednecks and not all black folks are LA criminals.
...I'm saying you aught to be able to do a redneck acce(ya)nt, and an LA accent, and definitely a Carribean one!