Minecraft But I Must Perish

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  • Today I must find ways to die. But apparently I solve every level in an unintended way.
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  • @PCHSwS
    @PCHSwS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +303

    I like how 80% of the levels could be completed by crafting a boat and suffocating in a block xD

    • @snaketail114
      @snaketail114 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I like how 100% of them can be completed with fall damage

    • @PCHSwS
      @PCHSwS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@snaketail114 didn't see the barrier blocks?

    • @snaketail114
      @snaketail114 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@PCHSwS Oh I did, but they are 5 blocks high, meaning that you simply need to build a staircase three high then crouch jump off of it to fall 3.5 blocks which is enough to take damage

    • @PCHSwS
      @PCHSwS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@snaketail114 haha, nice!

    • @feierlord
      @feierlord 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@snaketail114 level 2 can also be completed with fall damage if you escape the map

  • @ZyraZain8243
    @ZyraZain8243 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    The reason the stonecutter won't deal damage is cuz Villagers would never survive that

  • @hannahoxley1049
    @hannahoxley1049 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +302

    Also for the one where you died to sand - They made it so it deletes the sand if you try to suffocate but you bypassed it because you were on 1 hp

    • @toastr1255
      @toastr1255 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Yeah, I think the intended method for that level is in fact to brew a potion of harming. I didn't think so at first because you have no glistering melons, but it turns out you can make one from a potion of poison and a fermented spider eye

    • @Abhay0505
      @Abhay0505 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Dude he could have crafted the tnt this entire time and used a gold pressure plate 🙄

    • @hannahoxley1049
      @hannahoxley1049 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Abhay0505 That's what I did haha

    • @samueljacobson470
      @samueljacobson470 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I think he figured that out with the gravel one

    • @hannahoxley1049
      @hannahoxley1049 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@samueljacobson470 Yeah I hadn't reached that part yet, glad he did

  • @ElaineQheart
    @ElaineQheart 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +192

    This map isn't supposed to be hard, so there often are multiple solutions. I was planning on making a harder version 2, maybe even version 3.

    • @Flanneryschickens
      @Flanneryschickens 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      It's a very cool map! I like the multiple solutions and I hope you make harder versions 🎉

    • @schwazernebe
      @schwazernebe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      is the button on the redstone map the intended way? and if you redo such a part, make it consistent with the vex please :) or atleast be able to spawn multiple of them

    • @HARU11211
      @HARU11211 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      good map still even when full of multiple solutions the concept is good

    • @greenbirdmusic7495
      @greenbirdmusic7495 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      iirc there is a command that can be used to prevent fall damage, so if you do make a new one, i advise using that to prevent that solution instead (and maybe tell the player the first time the command is active so they know)

    • @ElaineQheart
      @ElaineQheart 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@greenbirdmusic7495 Trueee, maybe I'll use it for my next map; but it only works in 1.21, I made the map in 1.20.4

  • @ThegameLander77
    @ThegameLander77 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    32:27
    cap:but then i had a very good idea. i used F5. see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective and i was able to see the top of the maze which i couldn't see before.

  • @MinerBat
    @MinerBat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    i think in the second one the intended solution was to get wool from the sheep to get 2 blocks, enough to hold in the larger mobs and use cramming that way

    • @Emily--Rose
      @Emily--Rose 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Actually, striders drop string on death, two of them and one sheep is enough for two total wool, plus the chest is fall damage. Since later levels put the barrier ceiling when they don’t want you to die of fall damage, there being no barrier on that level means the fall damage was the intended method.

    • @toastr1255
      @toastr1255 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@Emily--Rose I think there are intentionally multiple methods in that level

    • @ifroad33
      @ifroad33 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The cramming would be hard with the bats, no?

    • @hivoltage6300
      @hivoltage6300 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Emily--Roseit’s also possible that the creator didn’t realize that u can die of fall damage, so they didn’t add the barriers. There also could have been multiple intended solutions.

    • @LloydTheZephyrian
      @LloydTheZephyrian 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hivoltage6300 I mean, a lot of the levels have barriers to stop fall damage cheese.

  • @RedBlockss
    @RedBlockss 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love it because this is the exact same stuff I do in a math exam. My teacher wants me to solve a problem a certain way, but screw them, I'll be done in a few lines, nice to see chat not whining about it either

  • @tusharanand6301
    @tusharanand6301 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    The Vex forgor 💀

  • @Milenakos
    @Milenakos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    this is what happens if you dont playtest your maps kids

    • @pogmothoin227
      @pogmothoin227 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Why do that when Mr Cheeserson gets paid to?

  • @nigellanghirt241
    @nigellanghirt241 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    I love when u do Maps. Way easier to follow than the multiple series at one time.

    • @meddlecat
      @meddlecat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

    • @hihi9434
      @hihi9434 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So just watch one series at a time lol

    • @brankin421
      @brankin421 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I only agree when the video is less than an hour.

  • @shelymarks952
    @shelymarks952 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    This explains the stream title of “die then vault” 😂😂

  • @samueljacobson470
    @samueljacobson470 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Not sure if its been said before, but irl "stone cutters" are a little like diamond grinding wheels, they dont spin but oscillate/vibrate back and forth very fast and wouldnt cut you if you touch them

    • @79GOLDENBOY
      @79GOLDENBOY 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You are so close to being smart. You are right about stonecutters being relatively safe to soft stuff like flesh. The thing you described is a Sawzall stonecutters have a spinning blade

  • @noone_193
    @noone_193 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Im pretty sure you can just craft a boat and ride it under a block in all of the rooms

  • @wolfguy423
    @wolfguy423 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Id like to see a version of this that requires more thought and planning. more puzzle-y i guess.

  • @meburningslime
    @meburningslime 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Anyone else finally getting recommended our good 'ol cap in the algorithm?

  • @LewisEthridge_95
    @LewisEthridge_95 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "an escape room but I must die"
    that's my vibe every day ... because I am horribly depressed lol 😢

  • @tayachothman5615
    @tayachothman5615 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's funny how the levels keeps getting easier and simpler the more you progress

  • @uxiii9537
    @uxiii9537 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In every room you had 9 planks you could have just suffocated using a boat

  • @J19_vlogger74
    @J19_vlogger74 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:13 Well, that was a short "forever" LOL.

  • @adicsbtw
    @adicsbtw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    21:14
    the mapmaker is probably using teams. If you and another entity are on the same team, that entity will never target you (there might be a toggle to enable and disable that behaviour, I forget)
    I feel like this could be a fun map to speedrun
    trying to find the fastest ways to die in each level seems like a fun routing challenge

    • @nigel7976
      @nigel7976 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Could also just be a player-made golem which doesn’t attack players anyway

    • @adicsbtw
      @adicsbtw 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nigel7976 oh, I didn't know that was a feature. Good to know

  • @trev_og_music
    @trev_og_music 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I walked away from the video and when I came back I was like Cap, why you letting yourself drown 😂

  • @Helper2010
    @Helper2010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:26 When pigs fly...

  • @CoolJosh3k
    @CoolJosh3k 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I expect the saw still isn’t “fixed” because of something making 2 collision detection boxes for a single block an issue in the code.

  • @PrazgreenStudios
    @PrazgreenStudios 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    wait, you could have crafted a boat and glitched outside of the wall as long as it is maximum 2 blocks thick. From there, you can die anywhere you need

  • @blaketesch7400
    @blaketesch7400 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for a great video guys

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how it ends up solution being get poisoned and suffocate

  • @WillBedard
    @WillBedard 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Captain sparklez's videos are the kind of videos you like before watching them because you know before watching them that thgey'll be good

  • @Lauralink100
    @Lauralink100 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    holly frick he's so close to 1M subs

  • @Abhay0505
    @Abhay0505 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Let's goo another minecraft map. 😊

  • @colateraldmg437
    @colateraldmg437 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    20:52 if an iron gollum is made with iron blocks rather than spawned it and it won't attack the player

  • @feierlord
    @feierlord 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    there is likely over 100 solutions in total between all of these levels

  • @Shiawei0119
    @Shiawei0119 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Best Friend Forever

  • @Hi_Brien
    @Hi_Brien 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ahhh... you can just ride a boat under some blacks for so many of these

  • @Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale
    @Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jardoon Cheeserson!

  • @Doughnut445
    @Doughnut445 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    wheewhoowheewhoo another map!

  • @meganb.2249
    @meganb.2249 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    17:17 Zoidberg Jardon

  • @ComputerSchool101
    @ComputerSchool101 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The middle command block on the last level spawned a bat. Now you know!

  • @tokyowwww
    @tokyowwww 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you throw items on the ground they get duped lol. You could break a lot of these by doing that.

  • @_M_643
    @_M_643 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Almost every level can be completed by placing 3 blocks and a slab then dying from fall damage.

  • @NateTmi
    @NateTmi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think it said nope because u can't take all the damage from sand alone. Given how fast it pushed u out, I don't think it would let u take more then half a heart of damage. I can't test this but I still think it.

  • @SandfromMinecraft
    @SandfromMinecraft 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Nope

  • @hannahoxley1049
    @hannahoxley1049 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I haven't watched the video yet, but I personally cheesed it with a boat for nearly every level so I hope Jardoon Cheeserson didn't!

    • @yonatan2009
      @yonatan2009 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also

  • @ComputerSchool101
    @ComputerSchool101 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I played and beat this the other day!

  • @parthsureka9689
    @parthsureka9689 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    But berries do you hurt you without any growth. Don't they? Was it changed sometime?

  • @omydahomie69
    @omydahomie69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The first one I was screaming at him because he could’ve made it so much quicker all cap had to do was use the wall to make it a parkour then he would’ve died quicker because he would’ve had a higher fall

    • @79GOLDENBOY
      @79GOLDENBOY 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can you please explain how we possibly could have made it a higher fall cuz it honestly seems like you have no idea what you're talking about

    • @79GOLDENBOY
      @79GOLDENBOY 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like how would making it parkour increase the height

  • @pixlo9689
    @pixlo9689 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this is one of the worst designed puzzle maps ive ever seen lmao

  • @youlikejazz253
    @youlikejazz253 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Poor youtube compression with the bedrock

  • @addisong3060
    @addisong3060 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This video is pretty good

  • @xbizi
    @xbizi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I had to do a double take when i heard cap say “die” at the beginning of the video. The algorithm has censored my boy for too long, freedom pf speech is now yours🫡

    • @Dragoninja26
      @Dragoninja26 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      me too, does anyone know since when it's ok to say things like that again? Haven't watched him in a while, is this a change to the whole system or just a Jardon change? In any case it's a pleasant surprise

  • @thedreadfulduo4827
    @thedreadfulduo4827 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    #2 or just make a boat and glitch into the bedrock walls

  • @quirkyrose3868
    @quirkyrose3868 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Couldnt you have just put a pressure plate on the barrier above the lamp on the redstone level

  • @thedisgruntled8226
    @thedisgruntled8226 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mans out here promoting his $400 headset 😭

  • @thepuglover5450
    @thepuglover5450 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro I can’t wait for Daddy Ken to talk to the Captain on the SDMP

  • @Abhay0505
    @Abhay0505 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This map wasn't that great, it was wayy too easy, make it a bit difficult so there's no way to cheese it.

  • @Michael.Nietzsche.Macucows
    @Michael.Nietzsche.Macucows 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pov: dazai simulator

  • @anonymusdennis
    @anonymusdennis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    all you needed is 1 trapdoor there was a map where you had to do that
    Why
    😅

  • @MinorLG
    @MinorLG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I could have sworn I'd seen you play one of these maps before.

  • @79GOLDENBOY
    @79GOLDENBOY 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Iron Golems you make will never attack you no matter how much you hit them and any of the levels were you have enough wood to craft a boat could have been easily beaten with suffocation it astonishes me how a Minecraft TH-camr can I have little to no knowledge of the game