The Obligatory Star Wars Rip Off

A long time ago in 2000, VHS was a dying king, Darth Vader had just invented C-3PO, and a burgeoning Internet promised young filmmakers sure-fire success by riding the plaid coattails of George Lucas.
As I type this from my Hollywood Hills hot tub, 10 years and a three picture deal later, I can finally tell you ITS ALL TRUE.
So, pop open some Coppola wine, put down that Puglish book for a minute, and witness our rise to power sans conflagration.