The great quotes of: Brok - God of War (2018)

This is a video of my favorite and what I think are the great quotes of Brok the video game God of War 2018. The quotes are in no particular order, no best to worst, just random mostly. Please like, comment and subscribe. If you don’t like it, I respect that. I hope you enjoy it.
Quotes:
1. 0:15
Atreus: She have a name?
Dwarf: I dunno. Rude bastard ain’t ever asked mine so I ain’t ever asked hers. HAAA!!
2. 0:25
Atreus: We found the materials! But they’re so weird… How do you build a pierce armour out of something so… so…
Brok: Nunya?
Atreus: Nunya?
Brok: None ‘ya fuckin’ business. Trade secret.We got our ways…
3. 0:40
Brok: Have fun splittin’ heads
4. 0:45
Brok: Say… you’re not gonna believe me but uh… that axe you got, uh? It was me what made her - me and my brother. Was one of our best. So don’t let nobody else go work on her except for us two. (the elephant slaps him with her tail) AAACH! You gotta handle her special or she’ll wreck beyond fixin’. I can enhance her for you right now if it so pleases you son of bitch.
5. 1:14
Brok: Come on in, then.So much for peace & quiet…
6. 1:20
Atreus: You must like the heat, Brok…
Brok: Heat’s damned useful in my line o’ work. Even makes space itself more pliable. Take those magic doors you love so much - ‘round here they’ll go right to one another, no proddin’ from ol’ Brok. Go up yonder and wake some up, you’ll see - gettin’ around Muspel’s a cinch… Long as you don’t end up cooked.
7. 1:42
Brok: That was our brand my brother and me, before we split. I got half of it right here - see? Look, you want upgrade her or not?
Kratos: Very well. I expect an improvement.
Atreus: So where’s the other half of the brand?
Brok: Oh, my dumb brother’s got it. But I got all the talent. Look!
8. 2:12
Brok: That there’s quality material. Rate you’re going might last a day?
9. 2:20
Atreus: Brok! We just came back from another realm and we met your brother. Wait - not in that order.
Brok: Did you let seed-sop put hand to your blade? Do you do know he lost his talent, right? Just up and left him one day- tried taking me down with him. Did he botch up our girl?
Kratos: Quite the opposite…
Brok: Hm… well, even a blind pig farts up a truffle now and again. But do you know what really counts? Consistency. And I got that comin’ outta ALLA my parts.
Kratos: What did you do?
Brok: It’s better.
10. 3:13
Atreus: Oh, almost forgot - Brok, this is our new friend Mimir!
Brok & Mimir: We’ve met.
Atreus: Oh! Why didn’t you say so?
Brok & Mimir: He knows why. I know why? YOU know why!
11. 3:26
Brok: If it isn't the bearded beefer and his sac-seed! Have I got something for you two…
Atreus: Brok? But how did you -
Brok: None of yer fuckin’ business. Now get in here. I got something for ya! And don’t go makin’ pigeyes at my spot… I saw it first!
12. 3:45
Brok: I’m sure your winning smile’s armour enough… but why take chances?
13. 3:51
Brok: Alright, what’dja break? Sorry you wasted my time
14. 3:59
Brok: Y’see?! See what my touch brung?
Kratos: Adequate!
Brok: “Adequate” he says…! You know what’s adequate? That footwork. You step in shit?
15. 4:13
Atreus: Hey Brok, we found something interesting.
Brok: Didja now? Well colour me interested. Týr woulda been pleased as peaches knowin’ these offerins were bein’ turnt to armour.
Atreus: Did you know him? What was he like?
Brok: Never you mind, boy. Týr’s dead. Best not to dig up the past.
16. 4:31
Atreus: Brok…
Brok: Fuck else you need…?
Atreus: How come you brother’s got half your brand?
Brok: ‘Cause I ain’t in a workin’ relationship with that foot-licker no more. I wasn’t about to let him use it without me and he likewise- only thing to do we split the brand, fifty-fifty down the middle. Guess that was the last thing we saw eye to eye on. What, you want a hug? Hit the road!
17. 4:57
Brok: Say, what’s with you two? All clammed up and scowlin’… it’s like you finally noticed everything smells like shit
Mimir: Oh, don’t worry. I’m sure they’ll be back to yelling at each other momentarily
Brok: Mm. Well. Have fun shuttin’ up then
18. 5:13
Atreus: Can’t you and Sindri just patch things up? Whatever happened couldn’t be all that bad. You’re family
Brok: Now don’t be lecturin’ me about family. I ain’t the one what forgot what our name stood for. What we made - the weapons we made - were legendary, across nine realms, for more years’n I can count. You just don’t know throw that away on account of one bade-
Atreus: One bad what?
Brok: One bad nuthin’. Ain’t you got somewhere to be?
19. 5:41
Brok: Be extry careful out there, you two. The roads are teeming with more than usual complement of dead assholes lately.
Atreus: We noticed. An idea where they’re coming from
Brok: Maybe they ran outta rooms in Hel. Or could be Odin stirring up trouble again. Or maybe they all got lost. Why don’t you ask one while he’s chewin’ your face off?
Atreus: Uh… we’ll just be careful
Brok: Thought so
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[@viruscure4677]

I love you brok.....
I really miss you 😢😢

[@rayneadriana1251]

“rude bastard ain’t ever ask my name so I ain’t ever ask hers” about a literal animal is hilarious

[@maximumsohangame]

Brok the absolute fucking legend! 🫡

[@roachdoggjr99]

Fuckle is probably my favourite Brokism

[@crystalblade1074]

One of the greatest isms

[@sakaiclips]

I was thinking of a compilation of Brok’s best lines myself

[@kiryuknightly9411]

I’m gonna miss Brok, he and Sindri other than mimir are like the duo uncles but awesome to Atreus

[@JuanGonzalez-nz4ni]

3:27 this is my favorite line for brok this made me laugh

[@guardianprime437]

Quotes continued:
20. 6:09
Atreus: It was nice meeting you, Brok. I’ll be thinking of a name for your beast.
Brok: How ‘bout I name her “fucking gratitude”? Hey! Fucking Gratitude - come over here! I like it! Hey watch your ‘hinds in there! That place can bust you up real good
21. 6:26
Atreus: Brok! Brok…!! Brok!!!
Brok: WHAT?! I’m on the fuckin’ break. You don’t hear me screechin’ at you whenever you’re twiddling your short and curlies.
22. 6:40
Brok: Catch! The pile of flocks there - with that Key of Yggdrasil, you can open a magic door to the branches of the World Tree - a shortcut ‘tween the realms. If y’ever see ‘em out in the world, use it to get back to me quick. But it’s only one-way - straight back here and nowhere else. Whatever you do, never, never, EVER, never, ever, ever, ever, ever throw yourself over the edge of the path… lest you want death.
23. 7:12
Kratos: You had a way around the black breath all along?
Brok: Now don’t go thinkin’ I coulda gotten you past it, you big sack o’ meat. I got ways around most everything, especially up here. Time was my folk had the run o’ this joint. Improved the design of the Jötnar traps and built work-arounds ta boots. Why ya think they’re so devious? Oh, that reminds me- watch out for traps.
24. 7:37
Brok: See you boys rain afoul of some Travellers. Or them Travellers ran afoul of you, more like…
Atreus: Who are they? What do they want?
Brok: Dunno! BOY you ask a lot a questions
25. 7:50
Brok: Say, you didn’t happen to run yerself afoul of a scuffly fella, bout yeah high, doesn’t feel pain, sounds drunk but’s probably just slow?
Kratos: (growls angrily)
Brok: Hey, how d’ya think I feel about it? If I wanted Aesir business, I’d have set up shop outside a brothel. Or a fighting pit. Or a fighting brothel
26. 8:10
Brok: Wouldn’t wanna be on the receiving end of those
27. 8:15
Brok: Say, where’s the little turd?
Kratos: He has fallen ill.
Brok: No… What happened? Aesir?
Kratos: No. The fault is mine… and my responsibility to make it right.
Brok: We all gotta take responsibility sometimes, huh? Say, what can I do to help him? I can do things. You want me to tag along?
Kratos: No. You work here… is enough.
Brok: All right.
28. 8:53
Brok: Se how that treats you. And don’t be letting that spit-fister of a brother of mine lay hands on it again…
29. 9:01
Atreus: Brok, what do you know about the Serpent in the late?
Brok: I know he’s too dam big…!
30. 9:07
Brok: So… you stickin’ around for grains of wisdom?
31. 9:13
Brok: What’d you find?
Kratos: Your Alchemist.
Atreus: I’m sorry, Brok. The hand is all we could find, still wearing the ring. There was a Soul Eater inside, and, well… it must have buried away the rest of you.
Brok: S’pose you’ll still be wanting’ some compensation, huh?
Kratos: Naturally.
Brok: “Naturally,” he says. Mjonefr uxi…
32. 9:33
Kratos: Leave him, boy.
Brok: Oh fer… you already soiled my solitude, so ya may as well join me.
Kratos: We are not hungry.
Brok: Good. That’s not what I was offerin’.
Atreus: Saw your brother again!
Brok: Congratulations. And I’m sure you let him go and roger my axe good and plenty again. Let’s see the damage… Little canker-throat wouldn’t know proper weight and balance if it were dangling off his chut.
33. 10:13
Brok: I’ll take a closer look at this here ring. Maybe Andvari left a bit of magic inside ‘fore he croaked.
Atreus: Dwarves can do that?
Brok: Sure. Dwarves and magic jewels is like flies and pig lips. Supple ones.
34. 10:27
Brok: What about all his stuff?
Atreus: Uh… huh?
Brok: Andvari had a workshop here with all sorts a posh doo-dads and ornatery tools. And one beaut of a hammer! He make mention if it still in there?
Atreus: Ohh… you’re upsetting him
Brok: …Yer point?
35. 10:47
Brok: Always a pleasure. Now fuck right along. What realm you gents shakin’ off? Lemme guess… Alfheim?
Atreus: How’d you guess?
Brok: I’d know that smell anywhere. Used to spend my fair share of time there but, uh, I ain’t allowed anymore on account of the, uh, incident.
Atreus: What happened?
Brok: Welllll, ain’t too sure your daddy’s gonna like me talking about it on account of all the swearin’ and stealin’ and fuckin’ involved.
Atreus: What?!?
Brok: Don’t judge me- you’re the one came in all reekin’ of Elf! Stirs up a man’s memories. Go on now- I got things that ain’t gonna hammer themselves…
36. 11:25
Brok: You made it! Better get home to your boy already! Don’t worry, kids are tough. When I was his age I cut my own head clean off, and I’m none the worse for wear
37. 11:37
Brok: Say the word, kid. Knock ‘em dead. With arrows
38. 11:44
Brok: ‘Times he gets so wrapped up in his work, Sindri hasn’t the sense to sip or sup. And if he does remember, good luck getting him to cook his own meat. Guess I got all the stomach in the family, along with the smarts.
Atreus: You miss him.
Brok: What? That spit-fister? Whatta you know…
Atreus: I just mean-
Brok: Hey, do you mind? Trying to concentrate here. Already on a break from my break…
39. 12:10
Brok: Been putzing around Niflheim, have we?
Atreus: How can you tell?
Brok: I’d recognise Ivaldi’s stench o’failure anywhere. Plus, you still got some mist on yer shoes
40. 12:22
Brok: Y’mow, bein’ small like us- that’s natural armour. Less to hit
41. 12:30
Atreus: Hey! Where’s the beast of burden?
Brok: What do you mean? I ate her. Crapped bits of ‘er out just a while ago.
Atreus: What is wrong with you?
Brok: What? Her milk run dry.
Atreus: She was your friend!
Brok: Then she’ll be happy I’m so well fed. Shit-bricks, boy, you got a real sentimental streak, know that? Don’t get yourself confused out there. I’m gettin’ back to it…
42. 12:54
Brok: Hey, word is someone put down that loudmouth Magni. Wouldn’t know anything about that, wouldja?
Atreus: Would that be a good thing or a bad thing?
Brok: Bad thing for you when his daddy finds out. But one less Aesir fartin’ around suits me just fine. In fact, next pgrade is on the house
Atreus: Really?
Brok: No
43. 13:15
Brok: Is it a weapon? Armour? Or likewise an instrument of war of which I’m a master at shapin’? No? Then forget it. Even if I wanted to make such an insignificant gewgaw, I’m liable to chink my tools working on something so delicate and ladylike.
Sindri: Then shingle it. Pattern weld the item with skap slag. Keep the layers thin, alternate the overlay.
Brok: Okay, smart guy. And where d’ya propose to find a lump of quality skap slag? Last time I saw one, I could still get rigid down south. Shut your mouth. Is that…? Where did you…?
Sindri: I had to get my hands dirty.
Brok: Well, don’t just stand there-- let’s do this!
Sindri: What? You? You’re fine with working on something that’s not a weapon?
Brok: Ah hell… why not? What? I can grow too…
44. 14:16
Atreus: You better not be fighting with your brother again
Brok: Tsk… just cause he’s gotten a little less annoying over the years, doesn’t mean I ain’t got a customer base of my own to keep happy
Atreus: Oh yeah? Who’s that?
Brok: Well, you came back here, didn’t ya?
45. 14:32
Brok: On quit yer grinning. It’s downright unsettlin’ hrmm.
Atreus: It’s just nice to see you together. But… now the rune on your brand looks different.
Broke: Yeah, price of uh… reforging something what broke.
Atreus: I knew it. You two love each other.
Brok: Oh, cut it out, princess. You’re gonna get me all weepy.
46. 14:54
Sindri: Just discussing the weather. Bit of a cold snap lately.
Brok: What he means is Fimbulwinter’s upon us, boys! The winter to end all winters! I can feel it in my scrote!
Atreus: Yeah, we… We heard.
Sindri: So, if you’re heading home… try to keep moving, and also, to not die.
Brok: Or if you’re not heading home… same advice.
47. 15:17
Brok: By Lady Sif’s soft, perfect sloshers! You done did it!
Sindri: Sorry. We had to see this.
Mimir: Oh-no, no, no. Fine, damn it, FINE.
Kratos: Watch the head ‘til we return.
Sindri: I can do this. No… No, I can’t.
Brok: Okay? Boy, do I have plans for you.
Mimir: Do hurry back! Please?!
Brok: Don’t flatter yourself, goat-boy.