“Vanilla Shake tastes like Vanilla” “Chocolate Shake tastes like Chocolate” “Shamrock Shake tastes like Shamrock” *Modern problems require modern solutions*
Thank you for typing out the funny part of the video it means a lot to me when I read jokes I have already laughed and everyone else has seen and I would like to thank you typing this out and spending time it's even funnier when it's typed out in the TH-cam comment sections
The Shamrock shake is actually mint flavor,just in case anyone was wondering Edit:I know theres people in the comments saying it tastes like shamrock not mint,I haven't had a shamrock shake in a few years so the taste might have changed
"Vanilla shakes taste like vanilla" "Chocolate shakes taste like chocolate" "So what's the shamrock shake taste like?" Honestly at that point she was just asking for it to be "shamrock"
@ McDonald’s has been infamous for price gouging in the last few years. Nowadays a Jr. Cheeseburger will run you $3, and a Quarter Pounder combo will run you $11
xtra cobra. SHAMROCK ☘️ I love you and I love you so very happy you are my love and love you love my baby love you love love you I love you and I love you so bye love love and hug love love and sweet love and kisses and hugs 🤗 I have my mom in love 🥰 was my love 😍 is my love 😍 you have to love you I hope I have you my baby
One time i said “can i have a plain cheese burger” they said “Just cheese” i said “yes” they said “ok” and a few minutes later they give it to me and there was bun and a peice OF CHEESE 😂 (true story)
i’m rewatching smosh vids because i’ll miss them while they find another company but I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT SHAYNE USED A BURGER PATTY FOR THE CHICKEN SANDWICH JEHDHSHSBWBWK
My Life Portrayed By McDonald's! 0:16 = When I finally get a job and I'm smart 0:30 = Gordon Ramsey looking at me when I make bad food 1:02 = Me in quarantine 1:29 = Learning how to speak Gibberish 1:48 = My friend being gay for 15 seconds 2:08 = Me in quarantine after 5 months 2:32 = My friend being retard for 18 seconds 3:02 = STILL QUARANTINE, i'm lovin' it. 3:32 = Quarantine Forever
Before the video.. Can we order 20 cheeseburgers, some ice cream cones, a bottom bun, 3 jars of mayo, a patty and a bucket of chicken flavoured water. 18/09/22 Edit: Thx for the likes! Never got 100 before. "What does the Shamrock shake taste like?" "Yea uh... *sH@mR¤ccK*
callumlol99 you work at mcdonalds well your telling a lie it never works also they Pay you low money sssoooo....move to other place that they Pay well...
Every kids Ever Every computer Ever Every house Ever Every mirror Ever Every TV Ever Every food Ever Every beach Ever Every light Ever Every t-shirt Ever Every song Ever Smosh can you do this one by one by one all this can you do it please please PLEASE PLEASE 💝💕💓💖💞💟💗❤ 😎🙌🙌
Nobody gonna talk about how the soft serve was actually working for the girl who paid the 1 dollar.
The cream machine always works in the Mcdonalds I go to
It’s was in the trash
Kirbzy it’s almost never broken it just takes hours to clean
It actually came from the Dairy Queen across the street
@@osvaldocanchola9247 🤔🤔
"Is pennywise their mascot?"
Want a burger Georgie?
😂😂😂
69th like. Nice
What about a Patrick sandwich
Georgie: No WeIrD cLoWn
Hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Keith is a trooper for taking a bite of that "Mcchicken sandwich".
Matt Barker he has commitment
I want 5 of them
My cousin would eat the whole thing bc he loves mayo soooo much
Quote unquote
@@noname-fy6yq saaaame
"What can I get for a dollar?"
"The whole establishment."
Value
@@ratneshshirodkar4598 *Value*
Oke
Vilu
Value
0:56 He should've screamed "One spicy mc chicken!" And then made it himself.
No ir wrong
no it wrong hes cashiers
Blue_ Gamer 1000 You have clearly never been to mcdonalds. The cashiers legit make it themselves as well
GameShock No 😂😂😂 there are chefs and cashiers
SYe
1 Spicy McChicken:
-top bun
- *beef* patty
-3 bottles of mayo
-bottom bun
Love it Most favourite item 10/10
Must be very spicy
Can I get 800780
YoU fOrGoT tHe LetTuCe
What kinda bread
It would have been better if he said *light* mayo
You can tell Shane is almost bursting out laughing when he is dropping Mayo on the chicken
true
hinata
That’s not Mayo that’s beef patty
I was imagining I was Shane And it almost made me burst out laughing
That wasn’t chicken
"ONE SPICY McCHICKEN SANDWICH!!"
"Coming"
*whips out beef patty*
"ONE SPICY MCBEEF SANDWICH, that doesn't even exist, so you're paying, but you're getting air"
I respect Keith for eating all that mayonnaise
IKR! Some of us find mayo disgusting!
I love mayo
I would’ve eaten Ketchup
i would have cried
Mayo is great!
*Tf do you mean "Cold ass fries?" I burn my tongue literally every time*
Ikr
That's Burger King my guy
Yeah think he means hot ass fries
Welp you have one of the fresh ones I or we get some soggy cold ass fries. This is why I like burgerking
Ikr
“What’s the flavour?”
“Green”
yep
That is what is said.
Im your first like
Pretty sure it's actually like mint... Been a while but do I remember that right?
5th
Anyone: what can I get for a dollar
McDonald’s: the whole company
V a l u e
In my country, McDonald's is much more expensive than in the US...
“One spicy Mchicken sandwich”- Puts beef on the bread 😂
Just add that chicken flavor and your good to go.
Yep
That's how Mcdonald work
*You forgot your mayonnaise.*
Stonks
The way she said "value" really
Killed me 😂
V A L U E
VaLuE
V_A_L_U_E
*_V A L U E_*
V~A~L~U~E 😐
Legend says she is still trying to find out what shamrock tastes like
Salty GAMING but not all tales are true~
She did find out lmao
Salty GAMING *Shamrock*
mint
McNormie
Oh my goodness when Keith started piling things on the tray for $1, his face was so freaking funny 😂😂😂
“One spicy McChicken sandwich”
*puts beef*
*yes*
and the wrapping says cheeseburger
Please enter a name. It’s funny because as I read this comment it happened in the video
What’s the difference?
Lel
“Vanilla Shake tastes like Vanilla”
“Chocolate Shake tastes like Chocolate”
“Shamrock Shake tastes like Shamrock”
*Modern problems require modern solutions*
*_is ded_*
Mama
Thank you for typing out the funny part of the video it means a lot to me when I read jokes I have already laughed and everyone else has seen and I would like to thank you typing this out and spending time it's even funnier when it's typed out in the TH-cam comment sections
@@jpg3430 Seems sarcastic...
It tastes like a place in Ireland
Man: Is the soft serve working?
Employee: You must be new
Me: *D E A D A S S*
well thats fresh
I don't get it
I'm assuming because the ice cream machine is ALWAYS "down".. at least where we live.
rialvey yeah it is
Kshitij Goswami because the soft serve never works
Me: Watching every McDonald’s ever.
Also Me: Gets an ad of Burger King.
👁👄👁
Wait... that's illegal!
The Shamrock shake is actually mint flavor,just in case anyone was wondering
Edit:I know theres people in the comments saying it tastes like shamrock not mint,I haven't had a shamrock shake in a few years so the taste might have changed
ChiiboBits :D Thanks!
We know
You sure it doesn’t taste like shamrock?
ChiiboBits :D i thought jt was shamrock
@Jaden Davison wt frick
Vanilla- tastes like vanilla
Chocolate- tastes like chocolate
Shamrock-tastes like shamrock
Mans got a point
Uhmm I think it's mint
Who's man's is this?
@@SonicfanTheNightfury5099 You are right
Mr Oof nnn
Sabrina Ocampo n
Me: no sauce thanks
McDonalds employee: ok
Also McDonalds employee: we need to enlighten this heathen *gives me twenty sauces*
At my location it always works
Sara Cornwell At my location you can barely get a ketchup packet.
Olivia: Hey? What can I get for a dollar?
2024: Fucking nothing.
"Sorry, our ice cream machine is broken."
Lizzy Troy *YES*
Lizzy Troy then why did you put the ice cream on the burgers?
Da fuk u mean that its broken aight leme get that ice cream *B O N E L E S S*
Is their McFlurry machine broken?
Lizzy Troy L
“One spicy mcchicken”
*puts beef*
*puts three bottles of mayonnaise*
Alan Zhu wanna like but also wanna keep it at 111
U call that a spicy mcchicken
No no no u got it all wrong he dips it in chicken flavour afterwards
U forgot the bread
Girl : “ vanilla taste likes vanilla
chocolate taste like chocolate”
Lady : “ shamrock taste like shamrock “
Durrrrrrrr burger
Galaxy Turkey ok lmao 😂 😂
What can I get for $1? A LOT
What can I get for £1? A small coke
You must be new…
This is a filet o fish
0:43 great,now she made all the prices higher
* 0:47
Who else likes to rewatch these vids when they're bored
Suprême bot omg yeah I always watch them when I’m bored
I do
When you’re bored ya might wanna learn grammar if you don’t know it
Twistedkarma 21 he used proper grammar, he just used the wrong ‘there’
I've probably watched every smash video ever 50 times
"Is the soft serve working?"
"You must be new."
...I almost lost it 🤣
McNormie Deluxe
Customer: What can I get for a dollar?
Worker: **dude puts literally everything from the menu on the tray**
Really? That happened? Didn't notice! Thanks for explaining
Demon you can not be the same person that
Omg. Does no one get their jokes? THATS THE FREAKIN JOKE!
Isla Woods
No it’s just the $1 Cheeseburgers and McChickens.
Worker dude AKA keith
"Vanilla shakes taste like vanilla" "Chocolate shakes taste like chocolate" "So what's the shamrock shake taste like?"
Honestly at that point she was just asking for it to be "shamrock"
1:47 "shamrock", he said it so perfectly I felt like I was in a McDonalds for a sec
It's a She
You are the one
@@ImRaquib but the actor is a boy
@@ImRaquib maybe he meant keith saying"shamrock *smol gasp*"
1:35 below the $5 option on the sign it says 8,431 calories
Accurate
I thought wtf
Michael Butler almost a week’s worth of food in one burger. Pretty good deal
Ooooof
have u been to McDonald's it says that at every McDonald's
"Can I get some cold ass fries?"
Sure thing
“Yeaaaa”
*y e a h*
“Yeah.”
"Hell yeah"
Auto captions truly are a masterpiece some times, “(mumbling)” “(Still mumbling……..)”
1:42
girl: is that everything?
shayne: shes a riot.
wtf
How???
How does the read more work??
hayden12 slade wtf
you deaf or something he obviously says "shes alright"
he protec
he attac
but most importantly
*he orders big mac*
Have a good day
Your food will be ready soon!
Just get your number here, and we'll call you when your food is ready. Thank you!
Isn’t that from DanTDM
Customer: can I have one mc chicken.
Worker: 3 dirty socks and one toenail.
costumer: can I get a ice cream cone?
every mcdonalds: our ice cream machine broken...
Same
As someone that has worked the McDonald's drive-thru, I can tell you that we can't understand you either.
P3PGirl you look like your 9
Omar Amer I’m 16. Also you’re not your
so thats y i never get the right dipping sauce
I asked for milk. I got coke. Just what I want for breakfast
P3PGirl degrees
“Can I have a salad?”
“Sure!”
“ *What type of meat?* “
“Can I have 10 chicken nuggets?”
“Sure!”
“ *What type of fries?* “
Is this the krusty krab
*IS THIS A SUBWAY REFERENCE?*
Erdenesaikhan Surkhiisaikhan no this is my mom
Just a salad
0:29 Olivia: hey what can I get for a dollar?
Keith: pulls out everything
VALUE!
There's nothing like being constipated and struggling to poop while watching Shayne pour mayo on a "burger"
Tell me if i'm wrong but that spicy mc chicken looks like it could use more mayo
UG Is1 yes it does
You’re absolutely correct
So much more. That is just a speck of mayo in there.
Its not nearly enough mayo
Yep
1:09 when a bird sees me
They take a big shit on you?
🐦
▫️
◽
◻️
⬜
😡
@@TheUnavator cool
More like when dad finds the sock
Me as a bird with IBS problems
I love the dollar Menu one
RAY HALGRIMSON c
Same
Yeah. Hillarious
I know for a fact, I’m not the only one who feels the man’s pain when he eats a burger with just mayo
According to this video, how to make a spicey McChicken
- Bottom bun
- Beef patty
- 3 bottles of mayo
- Top bun
RR Matunafish mc chickAAaN
xXMatunafishXx you forgot chicken flavoring
xXMatunafishXx mayo is on top of patty
7675747557 bottles of mayo
1:15 Best Photoshop ever 😆
looks fake af
@@independentquebec3500 r/wooooosh
@@blueoptimalpokemonsm4055 r/woosh you didnt get my comment
@zackington lol photoshop is fake
@@independentquebec3500 that's not how it works buddy
Netflix : are you still watching ?
Someone’s daughter : 3:35
P
Lol
Coom mouth lol
More like 2:19
Damn, the segment with the $1 did not age well
What happened?
@ McDonald’s has been infamous for price gouging in the last few years. Nowadays a Jr. Cheeseburger will run you $3, and a Quarter Pounder combo will run you $11
@@Azikiel2602ah. Ok. Thank you for the explanation
Yep...
girl: “what does the shamrock taste like”
guy: shamrock
girl:” no whats the flavor”
guy:” green”
🤣🤣😂
Lol
xtra cobra. SHAMROCK ☘️ I love you and I love you so very happy you are my love and love you love my baby love you love love you I love you and I love you so bye love love and hug love love and sweet love and kisses and hugs 🤗 I have my mom in love 🥰 was my love 😍 is my love 😍 you have to love you I hope I have you my baby
That wasn’t me it was somebody else
@@_jakeng_1086 No, it's Keith dressed as a girl
Me:can I have ice cream
Worker: the ice cream machine is broken
Me: ITS NEVER WORKED ONCE
Peanut Butt Exactly
Peanut Butt understandable have a great day
You spelled Mexican wrong
One time i said “can i have a plain cheese burger” they said “Just cheese” i said “yes” they said “ok” and a few minutes later they give it to me and there was bun and a peice OF CHEESE 😂 (true story)
Yup that totally happened
i mean ... hes right
You spelled cheese* wrong
And then everyone clapped
@@Jack90210 sorry I fixed it
“McCHICKEN sand which!”
*proceeds to put beef patty* 😂
Get a pool, take all the water out, now you have a deadpool
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
dehydrated pool
You watch him too, the part when he licked his own toung and tasted it,
i’m rewatching smosh vids because i’ll miss them while they find another company but I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT SHAYNE USED A BURGER PATTY FOR THE CHICKEN SANDWICH JEHDHSHSBWBWK
Miss Jess what do you mean until they find a new company?
@@annabella._s4650 Smosh was run by a company in secret the whole time, called Defy Media. However recently they shut down.
@@Nadestraight they are still posting though
@@muhammadfarrukh8653 yes, but they're back to being a low budget group of friends rather than a company with funding behind them.
That’s the joke
The $1 thing is inaccurate, the soft serve never works, who are they kidding?
Banter FTW right my good sir
So you mean you've tried it
That woman was the chosen one
I've NEVER been told that it's not working. Neither has anyone I know been told that. ((:
Broken Emotions MSP actually i have
2:04 the face LOL
please make a dairy queen version because I work there and I wanna see how accurate y'all can be
"sorry were out of shcezuan sauce" is realistic
Sorry, our ice cream machine is broken.
f*cking true dude!!!
Ain't that the truth! Smh
shay mac searched this comment.
shay mac ice cream broke
shay mac lmao
The what can I get for a dollar joke aged like milk
I cannot believe you didn't make a scene about their ice cream machine being broken. I'm in awe.
chanman0916 They madeva reference to it with the "Is the soft serve working?" "You must be new."
They did mention it.
Your right they did. Don't know how I missed that!
Noah: One spicy mc chicken
Shayne: puts beef in the burger
One time I order a McChicken but it had no chicken in it, makes sense
one time my uncle ordered a burger but they gave him no buns
I got a Mc chicken with bacon and there was no joke only 2 buns and 3 strip of bacon in
That's partially understandable,since the burger is the thing inside
My friend that works at McDonald's did that same mistake with the Mcchicken lol.
thisguy 123 i ordered a mc chickens without salad and i got a mc chicken without meat!
2:16 the king of wasting mayo
Definitely Shane
They should of had Noah just wear his mcdonalds uniform
NarWhalePopTart What about copyright?
2:09 That's a fucking McCum sandwich
discord
@@bluefireanimation9431 lmao 😭💀
I wish Shane worked at McDonald's I would see him everyday...
Have fun with 10 pounds of mayo
...Everyday?
I have 2 questions
1. Every day, who eats McDonalds ever day?
2. Isn't there like 1 billion McDonalds in the world..?
My Life Portrayed By McDonald's!
0:16 = When I finally get a job and I'm smart
0:30 = Gordon Ramsey looking at me when I make bad food
1:02 = Me in quarantine
1:29 = Learning how to speak Gibberish
1:48 = My friend being gay for 15 seconds
2:08 = Me in quarantine after 5 months
2:32 = My friend being retard for 18 seconds
3:02 = STILL QUARANTINE, i'm lovin' it.
3:32 = Quarantine Forever
I want a every KFC ever video
Kawaki Deku
AlienAyylmaoGaming Izuku*
JK
Kawaki I
SAME!!!
Deku with Allmights face
I didn't realize this was Smosh until I saw Ian
It's not Smosh.
I realized it was smosh when I saw their channel name idk what you were looking at...
Jesus Christ go sit on a cross
youtube professer that was great lol
Nal yes it is smosh
Normal Cucumber: >16 calories
McDonald's Cucumber: 1,500 calories
Arceus Lord of Creation I’ll take five please!
Oh my i wil take 809990 mcflurrys for only 5$
I’ll take 95
The salads have calories too because of the chemicals added in them.
All of that for one dollar?
You can’t even get a Big Mac with $10
Before the video..
Can we order 20 cheeseburgers, some ice cream cones, a bottom bun, 3 jars of mayo, a patty and a bucket of chicken flavoured water.
18/09/22 Edit: Thx for the likes! Never got 100 before.
"What does the Shamrock shake taste like?"
"Yea uh... *sH@mR¤ccK*
Shadow Bonfire sorry our ice cream machine is broken
Shadow Bonfire
Shadow Bonfire how did they even get the permission to use the restaurant?
Sorry, our ice cream machine is broken...
@@daniellj.9317 That's a set, it isn't a real restaurant. They made it in their studio. 😀
3:25 Pennywise wasn’t even real when The Mascot clown of McDonald’s was alive
That’s not the joke
Every WalMart ever!
There is not enough space for all the yes's I say to that!
Roman Ambrose Wwe fan
Wal*Mart*
That would be a nice one.
As a former McDonald’s employee, I confirm that this is true.
Plot twist
The ice cream machine is broken😀
Everyday all day my mcdonalds
Because they are cleaning out the ice cream machines
Actually the plot twist would be
The ice cream machine is working
Is the soft serve working? You must be new.
I think they stopped serving ice cream for Christmas because no one had it lol
I thought the chicken sandwich was suppose to be spicy?😂😂😂
To most water is spicy
i thought the chicken sandwhich was supossed to be made of chicken not beef
brodie .evans ikr
brodie .evans
LOL 😂😂😂
wellprepared 41 uhh... I doubt a lot of people believe about the boogie man?
McDonald ice cream menu
-vanilla
-vanilla
-vanilla
-chocolate(just kidding)
-vanilla
-vanilla
Follow the DAMN train for a while they had chocolate dipped
You didn't have to put just kidding. We get the fucking joke
No,There's 1,000,000 more vinallas.
@toes lalonde yes
Vanila caramel chocolate strawberry milo
Hearing Shayne and Courtney flirt via McD's drive through is SO CUTE.
I love how Smosh can make something disgusting still look nice
The second one was fake, the ice cream machine never works
Dillpill Dude wrong the ice cream always works. I should know I work at McDonald's
callumlol99 you work at mcdonalds well your telling a lie it never works also they Pay you low money sssoooo....move to other place that they Pay well...
I think I seen you on Instagram. Are you an lp
Where I live the machine always works
I hate McDonald so tjx for telling me
Is pennywise our mascot
Hmmmmm
*Takes pennywise and ronald mcdonald picture out
Looks like it yeah i guess so
Did you copy a comment I'm not saying you did but did you?
1:32 a sandwich is 930 kcal and a value meal is 8,431 kcal bro whatttt
It's not a McDonald's unless they fuck your order up and the icecream machine is broken.
Lol where I live everything’s fine
Sam Guru please give me your location, I’m moving to where you live
Aussie meat pie I live in England
where i live the only thing i can relate to is the one where they put way to much sauce on the burgers
You forgot
“Ice cream machine is broken”
Subject Delta they didn’t
That is from bobs burgers xD
that happens to me all the time
Subject Delta its never broken only when they cant me arsed filling it up
Those things litterly break 4 times a day. For realll!!! And it’s fucking frustrating bc the managers will blame everyone except the person who did it
I died what does the shamrock shake taste like.
:shamrock
Isaiah Ross mint
Shamrock
Green
Ikr
Lol
Steps to perfect spicy mc chicken sandwich. 1: slap da buns. 2: beef patty. 3: every last drop of mayo.
4: chicken flavor and hot sauce
Every inspirational Instagram post ever
Aye!
Too long
*"Is pennywise their mascot?"* 👌🤣🤙
You'll float too
Durz teh 1 WITH THESE PRICES!
YES I AM
It’s Ronald McDonald
RONALD WILL FLOAT TOO
I was in a McDonald’s taken a break after re working a wall this girl in front of me says “can I get a cheeseburger without cheese”
Lol!!!!😂😭😭😂😂😂😅🤣
Lol happens all the time at my McDonald’s
I’m working at McDonald’s and trust me, this happen way too often...
Yes, they also ask for “Bacon McDouble with no bacon” 🙂😑
I HEAR THAT TOO xD (at my job as well and I bet that genius makes money than me)
not me eating at McDonalds right now and eating a McChicken
What one is better?
Kfc: like
McDonald's:commet
McDonalds
Neither
Meep
MCDONALD
Why KFC
Every job ever
Every kids Ever
Every computer Ever
Every house Ever
Every mirror Ever
Every TV Ever
Every food Ever
Every beach Ever
Every light Ever
Every t-shirt Ever
Every song Ever
Smosh can you do this one by one by one all this can you do it please please PLEASE PLEASE 💝💕💓💖💞💟💗❤ 😎🙌🙌
You have a McDonald's
Same thing
2:43 "No sodium no vinegar pickle" XD fancy way of saying cucumber :D
This reminds me of those old smosh “every something ever” skits