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  • @toolofbordem
    @toolofbordem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    "Press that red button"
    Wait is it going to kill everybody?
    "Press that blue button"

    • @Piledriver86
      @Piledriver86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Imagine James Bond and Q saying that

    • @ThreeGoddesses
      @ThreeGoddesses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He's an asshole but his first concern was everybodies safety

    • @rebel1717
      @rebel1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, more importantly his own life since he’s you know, IN the car with the red button that’ll kill everybody

    • @ahsoei9641
      @ahsoei9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All it did just shot a grappling hook. Sure, it might kill few people, but not exactly everybody. It would need Final Destination kind of chain reactions to kill everybody.

    • @rebel1717
      @rebel1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ahsoei9641 Knowing Krieger's psychotic ass, that's probably what he intended.

  • @fighterck6241
    @fighterck6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    I yelled "thanks Dodge" when I bought my Challenger.

    • @petere8175
      @petere8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same, but for me its a Viper

    • @lossantoscustoms4664
      @lossantoscustoms4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would honestly do the same thing

    • @bgt2848
      @bgt2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same with my dodge

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bgt2848 I love dodge cars but they are only available as import here and the insurance really does not like american cars.

    • @noahsparkes7506
      @noahsparkes7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      badass man!

  • @daffieapple
    @daffieapple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Archer's screams of joy are the best!

  • @RobdaVegasMailman
    @RobdaVegasMailman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    THANKS, DODGE!!!!

  • @matthewbloemker2115
    @matthewbloemker2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Archer totally has a point in regards to the grappling hook.

    • @gaskinforeman303
      @gaskinforeman303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And a lot of the cars features like the caltrops

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More than once (Mission Impossible, Darkman) I've wondered why they don't all detach like that.

    • @7rhymes599
      @7rhymes599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm wondering how you would consistently get it to detach without chance of it breaking itself.

    • @northumberlandpost186
      @northumberlandpost186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@7rhymes599 Explosive bolts.

    • @israelite2204
      @israelite2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its sad how wasted his sarcasm is on all these uncultured swine.

  • @Lcarter52
    @Lcarter52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    You gotta love his giddiness at 1:37
    It's right up there with every time he sees Babou

    • @jhubb21
      @jhubb21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shit is too hilarious

    • @KelKilimanjaro
      @KelKilimanjaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’d be memeworthy if the disclaimers were edited out lol

  • @TrinityCourtStudios
    @TrinityCourtStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    2:37
    Lana: “Wow. So, how much did Dodge kick in?”
    Mallory: **frowns** “Not as much as you’d think....”
    I love how the writers on Archer totally fucking roasted the marketers at Dodge for not giving Fox enough money for this product placement in the episode LMAO

    • @SN-yn6it
      @SN-yn6it 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Trinity Court Studios oh snap !...that was genuine shot at Dodge from the writers ?

    • @Djarra
      @Djarra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@SN-yn6it Yep and apparently a few years later Rolls Royce were much more accommodating.

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But its a 1970 Model, not a new one, how does that even work lol

    • @thegreatandterrible4508
      @thegreatandterrible4508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kavinskysmith4094 Yelling "Thanks Dodge" in a popular TV show is worth a pretty penny, even if it's not advertising a specific current car.

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegreatandterrible4508 I guess they should be thankful they didnt say thanks plymouth! given a plymouth Cuda shared the same platform as the challenger, also you gotta love how much detail they put into this, it says 440 six pack on the hood, which is a big block engine with 3 2 barrels on it, and its got a hemi engine, a 426 high compression high reving race engine with a single carb and the oval race air cleaner under the hood, like WHOOPS lol
      and its kinda funny in the Burt Reynolds episode right before this he comes out and says do they make those for men when he gets a look at it the episode prior
      and that's coming from a man who once drove what I call a french shoe, a Citroen SM with a Maserati engine in it, over a draw bridge and then dumped it into the sea after being chased by the cops in it in the longest yard.

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I legit feel really bad for Archer getting screwed over by Malory that fast in the episode.

    • @aaronkenyon7112
      @aaronkenyon7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I hated her for doing that

    • @DwarfyDoodad
      @DwarfyDoodad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      To be fair, she knew what her son would do. She probably told them to check that night/next night to steal it. Because it was inevitable.

    • @barisbal7782
      @barisbal7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well, im not. his suffers are half the reason that i watch this show

    • @j-dawg4774
      @j-dawg4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why she spent so much money only to hurt her son and hand the car over to someone else is beyond me

    • @jimmywhite6863
      @jimmywhite6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@j-dawg4774 She's genuinely evil that's why

  • @MrTommyDi
    @MrTommyDi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I think this is the only Mallory's gift to Archer that not suck

    • @Kugrox
      @Kugrox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And then she steals it from him lmao.

    • @Autobotmatt428
      @Autobotmatt428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kugrox and gave it to that crazy guy from frisky dingo.

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And she stole it right back

    • @Lcarter52
      @Lcarter52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      right up until she stole it and, if you think about it, never gave it back lol

  • @moeguns4894
    @moeguns4894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I just purchased 2018 challenger last night and I go in today too pick it up. I specifically watched this video so I can rehearse that perfect Archer line...”IN MY NEW DODGE CHALLENGEEEEEEEER!!”

    • @charlespeakjr6337
      @charlespeakjr6337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have a 2014 Challenger R/T, which ironically, is white and has red leather interior, which plays into Archer's Mach 5 analogy.😲

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did you yell THANKS, DODGE!!! As you drove away?

    • @63besgasman
      @63besgasman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a 2015 R/T and "Thanks Dodge!" is one of my regular catchphrases on the Mopar forums

    • @withalittlehelpfrom3
      @withalittlehelpfrom3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope you didn’t get an erection! That would be frowned upon.

  • @sayianpride3516
    @sayianpride3516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I fucking lost it hearing Archer scream at 1:37 of pure pleasure.

  • @SnortingMagic
    @SnortingMagic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is legit the perfect clip to show someone who hasn’t seen Archer, if you’re trying to convince them to watch it. So damn funny every single time 😂

  • @TheShattenjager
    @TheShattenjager 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    My favorite from all of Archer when he opens the wet bar... “it’s like seeing the face of god”

  • @destroyerblackdragon
    @destroyerblackdragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    You'd think Krieger would be able to set Archer up with an A.I. like Kitt from Knight rider considering he has a fully sentient holographic wife.

    • @killerdragonark1128
      @killerdragonark1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe he didn’t want to

    • @Jademyheart
      @Jademyheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wondered that too... Archer's little electric mistress ! 😹😻😹

    • @Dr.Gainzzz
      @Dr.Gainzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe he did and she was really just pouting that whole time.

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dodge didn't kick in enough money sadly.

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love how archer just casually kills the police

  • @DOGO8991
    @DOGO8991 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This might just be my favorite scene from Archer of all time hahaha. I love how they got the Challenger look down perfectly, down to the badges and everything
    THANKS DODGE

  • @murdochcampbell7211
    @murdochcampbell7211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Red button. Boring
    Bulletproof. Boring
    30mm guns. Boring
    Bar AHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Eth912
    @Eth912  11 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Really Dodge! Apple Juice!

  • @Aramanth
    @Aramanth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Hello? Genie? It's me, master." LOL!

  • @DM-qp7do
    @DM-qp7do 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ever notice how in some scenes you'll see cars from the 50s and then 60s and then 70s? I love how they slip that kinda cool stuff in there.

  • @LeoandJay
    @LeoandJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how the car seems when archer first gets it, but Archer starts to see its not as awesome as it first appeared, as it doesn't Auto close, the There is no built in A.I and the Grappling hook detaches from the base of the line rather than at the hook. Archer basically just demonstrated how drivers find out their car has performance issues only after they have ownership of it.

    • @nick0875
      @nick0875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And by that point depreciation kicks in so they can't trade it back for what they paid.

  • @JeanLuc5000
    @JeanLuc5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The irony of those pursuit vehicles at 1:20 being Aston DB5s is not lost on me.

  • @johnpetrov6602
    @johnpetrov6602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    If the grappling hook detached from the other end you would drive over the cable and rip out the spool and reel.

    • @michaelreilly3513
      @michaelreilly3513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It needs to retract its hooks and reverse back neatly into its special hidey hole :D

    • @chrisbaker9704
      @chrisbaker9704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelreilly3513 agreed

  • @tomtrench444
    @tomtrench444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "THANKS DODGE!"

  • @randelldarky3920
    @randelldarky3920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😄😃🤣😂😁. I love this show and that car

  • @DanielFlores-hn9bd
    @DanielFlores-hn9bd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Let Daniel enjoy his 50 years..”

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    AHHAHA AHHOHMYGOD! WAAAAHAHAHA!! 😀😃😄😁😆
    It’s like seeing the face of God😃

    • @98triffid
      @98triffid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously Dodge, apple juice?

  • @joshvanhoose8994
    @joshvanhoose8994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how much detail they put on it the motor stamp 440 with the 6 pack carb is nice

    • @HooyahPeacock
      @HooyahPeacock 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just about to ask what the 6 meant. I forgot about 6 pack carbs

    • @herbienbrian2
      @herbienbrian2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@HooyahPeacock It's not "A" carb you philistine. It's 3 two barrel carburetors with a single linkage connecting them.

  • @notsmii7y
    @notsmii7y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Imagine if archer got a Dodge Demon special agent edition?

    • @Jademyheart
      @Jademyheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine if Dodge, actually brought one out!
      The Archer limited edition...🤔
      Sounds to boring though 🥱

  • @josebrown5961
    @josebrown5961 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Certified gear head and Archer fan here. The “death” of the real Challenger brought me here. Of all the crazy f*cked up sh*t on Archer this episode was my favorite.
    It had 2 awesome moments.
    1. When the Archer says “Thanks Dodge” to the pre recorded lady.
    2. When he says “It makes the Mach 5 look like a vagina!”
    So as Archer leaves us so does the Challenger…

  • @hawkerhellfire9152
    @hawkerhellfire9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:20 cool reference that the cars chasing him are DB5s.

  • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
    @nikolaspapanagnou2723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's the most 007 car I have ever seen!

  • @nateescobales6930
    @nateescobales6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am beyond jealous right now.💚💚💚💚😾

  • @SRP3572
    @SRP3572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    THANKS DODGE lol best line

  • @FluffyL3vy
    @FluffyL3vy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:51 those car details tho

  • @dhan07404
    @dhan07404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best product placement I've ever seen
    I need a DODGE CHARGERRRRRRRRRRR

  • @michaelhamilton3527
    @michaelhamilton3527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just got a challenger as a rental. Thanks Dodge!!

  • @jaisonjeyacumar5445
    @jaisonjeyacumar5445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:12 Pretty hilarious that Archer thinks it’s the car saying his name but isn’t put-off that it’s his mother’s voice. Though potentially quite fitting, given the stand-off scene in the Pilot episode!

  • @verxatile
    @verxatile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THANKS DODGE!

  • @garthsimlik924
    @garthsimlik924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anyone else notice how the button colors switched places?
    Go ahead and re-watch it. I'll wait.

  • @thelangstonmyles
    @thelangstonmyles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I heard he has a great Bob Belcher impression

  • @felixvasin758
    @felixvasin758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Corinthian leather hm i finally get the deadpool reference

    • @neilgow712
      @neilgow712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      FWIW both refer to older Chrysler commercials starring Ricardo Mantalban legitimately touting rich Corinthian leather. 👦📺

  • @KRALTAIR47
    @KRALTAIR47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "so I hope this doesn't sound weird...." lol 😁

  • @tammyslaughter5845
    @tammyslaughter5845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks Dodge!!!

  • @ronglowczewski9388
    @ronglowczewski9388 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me AF when I bought my Mustang. God, I miss that car.

  • @nateescobales6930
    @nateescobales6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:23-1:27
    Eh...the Mach 5 is still just as awesome as this spy Dodge!

  • @mrspock1994
    @mrspock1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THANKS, DODGE!

  • @carlsworth
    @carlsworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Hiya neighbor!”

  • @XRP1968
    @XRP1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too funny throughout 😂

  • @Da_one_tl
    @Da_one_tl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Archer is the first 21st century media personality to buy an classic dodge and it not be a charger

  • @papalannister6730
    @papalannister6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 0:55 and 1:25
    The blue and green buttons switch places

  • @radu-max33
    @radu-max33 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love his enthusiasm at 02:20 and 02:33

  • @xali2008
    @xali2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    4:10 he could easily park beside that car.

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But it wouldn't be Archer then😂

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair, that's not a marked parking space. His car would have been towed had he of parked there.

  • @reezzeybob9907
    @reezzeybob9907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice video.

  • @redentorulsano3530
    @redentorulsano3530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Like the 60s cars

  • @BeaudoinMotorsports
    @BeaudoinMotorsports 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *THANKS DODGE*

  • @stomper5432
    @stomper5432 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss watching this show im so behind

  • @christopherreid7022
    @christopherreid7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey watch it don't fuk with the Mach 5. Hey I love the Mach 5 and kitt.

  • @xavierbatista6201
    @xavierbatista6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how there's two Aston martin db 5 real spy cars chasing the challenger

  • @oneguyrandomguy1585
    @oneguyrandomguy1585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:35 😂

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One Guy Random Guy WAAAHOHOHMYGOD! WAAAHOAHAHA!

  • @13_sigma
    @13_sigma 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Yeah I’m like magnet”

  • @AngelHernandez-dz9jd
    @AngelHernandez-dz9jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dodge needs to make this

  • @13_sigma
    @13_sigma 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Were those Aston Martins chasing the challenger?

  • @andrewrotondo8930
    @andrewrotondo8930 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome!

  • @oncebacksliden9653
    @oncebacksliden9653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm glad that the car is a manual transmission, the best way to drive

  • @Zombiesnyder13
    @Zombiesnyder13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is priceless

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It makes the mach 5 look like a vagina!!!" Lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardendresz161
    @richardendresz161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Archer can drive a manual?

  • @kccutter5869
    @kccutter5869 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I yelled thanks dodge when I bought my first challenger

  • @CascadianPatriotII
    @CascadianPatriotII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:12 Um, phrasing?

  • @gustavotorres7673
    @gustavotorres7673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks dodge lmao

  • @kerchak2196
    @kerchak2196 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What year is that challenger I can’t decide between 70 or 71?

    • @northumberlandpost186
      @northumberlandpost186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      70. 71 has a totally different grill and the 440 6 pack was gone after 70.

  • @krassilverfang5504
    @krassilverfang5504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Blue and Green buttons switched place

  • @Curtisstollery
    @Curtisstollery 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:20 Any spot the DB5?

  • @soylentteal
    @soylentteal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nice, but I'd still rather have the Mach Five.

  • @barrettoliver2009
    @barrettoliver2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahaha , they put in the " Corinthian leather " joke .

  • @wingzero7X
    @wingzero7X 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Press that red button?
    Will it kill everyone?
    …press that BLUE button

  • @daconqueror7777
    @daconqueror7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hello jeanie its me "master" lmaooooo

  • @robbiepatrick9575
    @robbiepatrick9575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That car makes Bond's DB5 look like it was made by British Leyland.

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best part is if you look close at 1:18 those are both DB5's lol

  • @ihavenoclevername8300
    @ihavenoclevername8300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Archer..the car is ya know what I would probably do the same thing if I got a challeneger

  • @adamcheklat7387
    @adamcheklat7387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:16: Do you think that such technology would be useful in the U.S military?

  • @christopherreid7022
    @christopherreid7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LOL!! Mach 5.

  • @ShadowRubberDuck
    @ShadowRubberDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s all like kakow!

  • @naitsirk32
    @naitsirk32 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have seen an H3h3 episode of a guy in love with his car that comes really close.

  • @aridontou7544
    @aridontou7544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    every. Dodge driver. ever.
    Dodge do make some sexy cars tho

    • @IanYav5.9
      @IanYav5.9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1st and 2nd gen Rams are gorgeous trucks

  • @Dy2g
    @Dy2g 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What year is this show man got a V8 in a 1990 body😂

  • @eternallegacy89
    @eternallegacy89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crash it? It's a spy car shouldn't it be immune to that?

  • @franciscs1604
    @franciscs1604 ปีที่แล้ว

    And I thought the *Charger* was still legendary.

  • @utley
    @utley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i want one

  • @highlander723
    @highlander723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:37 My reaction when Thanos Power stone punched Captain Marvel!!!

    • @aaronkenyon7112
      @aaronkenyon7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My reaction with a lot of MCU scenes. Spidermans first appearance as well as Black Panthers first appearance, Thor arriving in Wakanda, Cap picking up Mjolnir, the portal scene leading up to "Avengers Assemble" etc

  • @HC-cb4yp
    @HC-cb4yp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is kind of a breakthrough in the history of paid product placement. A car maker being okay with: "I kind of want to have sex with you." I mean, they always IMPLIED that in their previous ads, but...

  • @MTDfilms
    @MTDfilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mmmm one dayyyyy
    1 step closer: learned how to drive a manual!

  • @joshvandruff1790
    @joshvandruff1790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else notice the buttons switched?

  • @andrewclark7559
    @andrewclark7559 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did he kill those cops?

  • @charlieabbot3649
    @charlieabbot3649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hiya neighbor.

  • @dvulpis29
    @dvulpis29 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hiya neighbor! 4:10

  • @wardogies
    @wardogies 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rimends me of the driver games

  • @garyhall2770
    @garyhall2770 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lana: he's got an erection.
    Pam: shotgun.

  • @mattsprayberry0
    @mattsprayberry0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:56 1:27 see the difference

    • @subday5811
      @subday5811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he customised the key bindings

  • @Ultrafitzy
    @Ultrafitzy 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:37 🤣🤣🤣🤣