Sometimes you have to look the otherway when your delerious husband is doing weird stuff to your kids and teaching them to steal from the supermarket - parenting quotes.
Lmao I love this show, so much fun and entertainment. This dude is pretty needy and klutzy so it's hilarious to see him try to be all suave and limber lol.
Bruh if a grown man is willing to run through a field pretending to be a fictional character on camera and is still married then I do believe there is hope for me.
Funny you should say that after this episode was aired he actually tried out and botched one of the stunts, obviously, and suffered a critical condition he’s now wheelchair bound for life
the final thing he said... he exposed himself james bond never says im james bond he starts with the name is bond... james bond ive only watched 3 bond movies and i know this shit
This is crazy. How could someone be so obsessed with a mediocre spy. I always liked Austin Powers more. If he was obsessed with Austin Powers, that would be understandable.
Matthew: so can I join the cia?” CIA spy: what type of training do you have?” Matthew: I watch James Bond’s movies CIA spy: ................your hired!
"its not like you can know its a spy. its not like they run around with a sign thats says 'im a spy.'" its obvious when you stare at your neighbors with binoculars tho
If I were his neighbor, I would spend my whole life messing with him.
Anastasia Romanov I would dress up as Dr. No and walk outside 😂
me too 🤣🤣
Yeah like be the "blowfeld" to him. Hahahahaha brilliant! Just constantly out do him on everything!
Probably bone his wife and be like "oh she worked for s.p.e.c.t.r.e didn't you know Mr Bond?"
I would say target acquired they’re right next door
It seems like that old lady is a real threat
Thats not water...that some kind of super acid to acid all the oil
That's not plants she's watering,SHE WATERING DEADLY DOOMSDAY WEOPENS THAT WILL LAUNCH ENGLAND INTO THE 3RD WORLD WAR!
She was found dead in the woods strangled with a garden hose 2 days later....
kyle anderson looks like she had to....hose off
She doesn’t mow the lawn, she gets a machete and chops up bodies on it at 3am
This is Dwight from the office like behavior
Copper Cab My thoughts exactly 😂😂
Just hope he didn't fire a gun in a crowded area.
yeah sound about right
Yes
Yeah
plot twist: It wasn't only water in that hose.
Galaxy Lps,
Aw fuck
It was vodka
Lol
Ahegao Machine 666 gasp* what a monster, taking pleasure out of harming innocent plants
Acid
She's probably watering the flowers with clorox bleach
Sometimes you have to look the otherway when your delerious husband is doing weird stuff to your kids and teaching them to steal from the supermarket - parenting quotes.
If you want to keep your fingers, never do it from me....
2218_Authority right Kyle is a bitch.
The old lady looks like she was gonna jump him
Chaos Wizard she is a soviet spy
The old lady could probably beat the crap out of this delusional pencil neck .
"I can turn chewing gum, cards, gum, or coins into weapons"
...whoa, chewing gum AND gum? That's cool as fuck.
He probably can't
rzeka you mean chewing gun
rzeka * deadly*
rzeka he’s eating toadstools, those are fatal.
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Old lady watering plants:
Neighbor: *flips her over his back, shattering her spine*
What I love about this show is that everyone of these people are married, so that really does mean there is someone out there for everybody.
This was before the internet. Times were better.
Lol those were the days... not anymore!
Yup. It’s gotten a hundred times harder now
Um how is he married and im still single?
Bloo Because you don't have James Bond techniques haha.
Maybe its the anime picture lol, but i do agree also shes pretty hot for that guy
He is a fucking legend that's why
yup thinking the same thing lol
Cos he Not a judgemental ass, and he seems like a nice person, who is happy for someone to live the way they want, and not be a fucker.
00:15 XD he will never be James Bond like that 😂😂
Shadowstorm 😂
😂
Lol that slip though😂
Shadowstorm 😂
To be fair James Bond gets a lot of takes.
wife is definitely doing other dudes
Chris Pohl bangbros contract
Well obviously not he would have found out if he's actually james bond
Not with those spying tactics he has
Those aren't even his kids
So true
I thought this was an old 90s show but I guess it still runs
Mariyah jackson This is an old episode
This is from like 04.
It been 5 years what is new
@@Rocky-cj2qyhis comment is from 6 yrs ago tgo
It’s from the early 2000s
2:38 Smooth.
Talon Stephensen 2 EZ
This part is so cringe when the car starts to jerk and I thought of his car braking down on camera XD
@@yeahyeah3027 sounds like he missed a shift or something
the neighbors should call the cops
"Help! There's a moron outside my house peeping through a spy scope!"
Pfft... this is james bond!
You think that’ll work? He’s James Bond for Christ’s sake 😂
This was the early 2000’s back when sensitivity wasn’t a thing.
Nah they should play along
2:09 😂
Lel
kek
Temper T stealing is wrong spy kids!
Temper T 😂
Lmao I love this show, so much fun and entertainment.
This dude is pretty needy and klutzy so it's hilarious to see him try to be all suave and limber lol.
Sure he is
This guy has nothing on Johnny English.
😂😂
Forget that what about Austin Powers.
These comments are wild.
this man couldve joined the military and actually become something close to james bond
You can tell that in a fight he says “I’m a yellow belt,watch out”
I want to see this guy get his ass kicked when he tries to use his fighting skills against someone.
A baby normal ant could put him in the hospital
Thank goodness you did another one
Ya welcome
So he's teaching his kids how to shoplift milk?.... that's sad af..
TheForgottenCrybaby And the saddest thing is James Bond would be more likely to stop criminals like that.
It is probably a special milk
At least he’s a father and has brought the milk home...
It’s just scripted for the show.
RIP fred willard
Spying on the neighbors isn't that illegal
Rift Gaming9958 He's probably spying on them outsidem
No it's self defense. That old lady seems like a real threat!
nice to see that you're doing it again
Jason TheGuy true its been awhile
LOOL YOUR PICTURE IS EVERYTHING
"Are you watering your flowers?"
Ethan_ Films 'how could you tell?'
No. It is jet fuel and I am spraying it to burn my house before hidden nuke explodes under it
*Secretly the old lady was a SPY*
Soviet spy. Killing nazis in 1942. with her Mosin Nagant. 5K confirmed kills
You are James Bond or.......
You "WISH" you were James Bond
When listing his potential weapons, he says gum twice to demonstrate how deadly it is.
"in this position I can block the punch, or I can judo flip her over my head".
Old lady just starts wailing on him 🤣🤣
This cannot be real
Oh but it is
So.....one wife two children....
And me .....still alone.........
To be honest with you though, I don’t blame him for wanting to be James Bond
"Are you watering your plants"
No she's baking a cake
2:10
Awkward
That dive into the car sunroof! lol Matt you rock! You can spy on me any day.
0:29 8 year old me after watching Spy Kids
At least this is more normal than yelling to everyone about PAC-Man or licking a Legolas poster
Why does he have kids 😣
Roger Mathews you think they're his kids?
To train them to be secret agents.
He's clearly living in a flyover state like Idaho, it's not hard to find a wife there.
Because this isn't real.
2:23
Okay I have to admit. This looked really cool.
😂👌🏻
Lmfaooo, I was waiting for the dude to karate flip the old lady 😂
How can this guy have a wife and I have no gf
The Moody Noodle that's because you use names like moody noodle
That's Because you're not James Bond
Good one
Shit, he still takes care of business and he's probably a good hearted dude.
Same with pac man
0:54 leave her alone
She could be a spy
Bruh if a grown man is willing to run through a field pretending to be a fictional character on camera and is still married then I do believe there is hope for me.
He would be my television everyday ...cause this is a comedy right here 😂😂😂 Dude running like a coward towards the woods !!
When you're trying to water your plants and James Bond is there staring at you wondering how hoses work 😂😂
plot twist:
the hose was actually a highly dangerous lazer gun so it turns out, he was right
That man can not play James Bond he is out of shape and he can't do stunts right I saw how they looked they looked clumsy
Ex Assassin Agreed. He's doesn't even have a British accent!
Username checks out
he's doing his best
OK no need to make fun of him after all this was 20 yrs ago
Funny you should say that after this episode was aired he actually tried out and botched one of the stunts, obviously, and suffered a critical condition he’s now wheelchair bound for life
Imagine gardening and all of of sudden you see a person staring at you.
Imagine being neighbors with him and seeing him in the woods eating mushrooms
“Who knows what he’s thinking” *laughs then changes subject*
I don't think he got the role as James Bond..
Eliás Gaming he is a legend, why wouldn't he?
Gave 007 to someone far worse. He was born for the role
This was 2004 so Daniel beat him to it four years later.
Upload more Totally Obsessed, please.
1:50
you have 30 seconds to deactivate the bomb, Peter. If you fail then the shop will blow up. Your time starts now
0:20 he said gum twice 🤣 He probably couldn’t think of anything else
dwight schrute irl lol
Imagine if it was John Wick. 🤣
The way he borderline stalled his car after jumping in was unexpectedly hilarious.
Pretty sure Fred is the one havin himself a giggle
*is that only water in your hose?*
Now you need a posh British accent.
If I was his neighbor I would pretend to be a Bond villain
Dr. Yes
*I'd be interested in seeing what might happen if this agent spied on a farmer who sits on the porch with a boom stick*
This is depressing.
He’s a spy. What do you expect
the final thing he said... he exposed himself
james bond never says im james bond
he starts with the name is bond... james bond
ive only watched 3 bond movies and i know this shit
Oh my god how did I just discovered these... I’ve been missing out my whole life haven’t I
The last seconds of the car guzzling really puts the icing on the cake.
This is crazy. How could someone be so obsessed with a mediocre spy. I always liked Austin Powers more. If he was obsessed with Austin Powers, that would be understandable.
@Lovelle Ring 007 just uses a Sony Ericsson and Austin Powers uses a Swedish made Penis Enlarger.
1:25 bondgirl
Matthew: so can I join the cia?”
CIA spy: what type of training do you have?”
Matthew: I watch James Bond’s movies
CIA spy: ................your hired!
"I can turn chewing gum , cards ....gum.... into weapons"
Okay sure dude, kill me with some gum
autism is fascinating
Hahaha
His wife is only married to him to meet one of the bonds 😂
"its not like you can know its a spy. its not like they run around with a sign thats says 'im a spy.'"
its obvious when you stare at your neighbors with binoculars tho
I believe that he will become James Bond one day
this guy is awesome
I was waiting for the moment when he body slams that lady
2:10 get back here! I was laughing when I saw that and wondered what the mother would do next 😂😂
The thumbnail made me think he was obsessed with Budd Dwyer 🤣
The music at the start is also the music that plays when Big Innis comes to Craiglang to sort out the Neds, in Still Game.
It's been a while since you uploaded keep up the good work
1:13 I was just thinking about him screaming at the lady "THERES A BOMB" and him just tackling her to the ground. 😂😂😂😂
that hose was an absolutely amazing actor
Dedication right here folks
Love this guy
All the totally obsessed people should meet up. That would be hecka funny!😂!
@Eleven Pac-Man obsessed dude, cabbage patch doll parents, and the James Bond dude all in one room. That would be quite a sight to behold.
He ate magic mushrooms in the forrest while practicing survival skills. It all went down hill from there...
I love Fred Willard
This show needs to come back
Your A Spy That Goes On TV Saying Your A Spy Nice One XD!
Just casually says "spying on his neighbor's" CREEP
I love how he asks if there's water in the lady's hose
Omg the way he almost stalls the car lol
You're never too young to have them Viet Nam flashbacks
He is an amazing man
Kudos for that fucking amazing framed picture of Timothy Dalton. The man knows his Bond.
If this dude can get a wife, there’s hope for us all...
i love the he thinks his elderly neighbour is going to punch him
Him: “sliding and rolling around”
*spongebob music Intensifies*