ik this comment is 4 months old but i came back to watching pyrocynical lately just to see these streams of him basically being forced to be a react andy because all the stupid fucking donos playing during everything he does, hes gotta limit them or something cos it gets unfunnier and unfunnier each time
I know many in the chat just try to make pyro laugh, what I would think is the biggest W for his fan there is, but problem is that damn most of them are not funny even if they just try to troll.
walten files is definitely one of the best analogue horror series. up there with the longest view, mandela catalogue, winter of 83, channel 58, etc. but i always felt walten files had much more of a story focus. also everyone compares it to FNaF because of the use of animatronics, but i WISHED FnaF had storytelling as good as walten files does.
14:00 (for 4 mins) Pyro trying to rub his two brain cells together to do the simplest thing he's already done last time he watched these. He truly has gone so brain rot since becoming a react Andy.
Walten Files has always been pretty cool in my opinion, but the unilateral move away from jumpscares turns this from "finger always on M key" anxiety simulator into an existentially frightening, and morbidly entertaining story about animatronics maiming people. What happens to Susan always makes me a bit sad though. I may have missed something, but she feels like one of the characters who didn't really deserve the situation she ended up in.
59:52 the main reason why felix is a better purple guy than william will ever be. he feels like an actual person who became evil through small acts over time rather than a single bad night that turned into gleeful murder. felix becomes that later but most likly after survivng bon and the other animatronics turning on him before he had them shipped into the k9 facility. felix is a broken man gone mad with power and lonlieness. william is barely an established character outside of the fact that he's a murder, i mean by the time fnaf 4 had happened the man was talking like a james bond villian.
1:08:16 i think wonder land is supposed to be what the real version of bunny smiles farm the arcade game looks like. we actually see sophie play testing one of these games and it is all fucked up thanks to the spirits that are trapped within it. almost driving sophie mad.
WHERES THE AGONAL BREATHING PERSON!!! the person the explained that the weird breathing noises in the walten files that sounded like snoring or growling was agonal breathing
Mate, I turned upside down to read the letter to "Mr Kranken"....HOW IS THIS POLISH? It's english, and if anything, it's more russian upside down....despite being english. Where's the Ł, where is Ę, Ą, Ć, Ó, Ż, Ź, SZ, CZ....I feel offended. Still will watch 8h long videos. Love your soothing voice bro.
imagine having a conversation with someone and you say "among" and the other guy just instantly starts laughing about screaming "IMPOSTER AMONG US LOL" over and over again, I'd imagine that's how he feels whenever he sees something purple guy related
holy shit purple guy 0:18
OKAY, you've crossed the line now buddy
@@Y.H.W.H you know who else crossed the line? purple guy. you see...
@@meowlid_ Because, Freddy fivebear, he kills, rahhhh
@@meowlid_ regular show ruined me because i genuinely thought you were making a MY MOM joke
@@Trapclapcheese do you know who else crossed the line? MY MOM!
took an hour to get through a 30 min video thats crazy. chat is so lame
lame roasts
Annoying roasts tbh
I swear it’s a bunch of children who think they’re hilarious.
Can’t do much about it tho since that’s how the twink prince pays his bills.
ik this comment is 4 months old but i came back to watching pyrocynical lately just to see these streams of him basically being forced to be a react andy because all the stupid fucking donos playing during everything he does, hes gotta limit them or something cos it gets unfunnier and unfunnier each time
Pyros trynna watch the video and his chat keep on bullying him 😭
I know many in the chat just try to make pyro laugh, what I would think is the biggest W for his fan there is, but problem is that damn most of them are not funny even if they just try to troll.
"woah this is act-CHAT STOP SPAMING WOULD"
Time stamp
@@hoist9364 no 🥰
@@hoist9364 89:53:21
@@hoist93646:48 idk if they meant this part
Pretty much anytime the sheep girl showed up.
David Bowie didn't have the homophobia. One of his pupils was permanently expanded because of some accident he was in
Did someone say "expand?"😐😶🌫️🫥
The homophobia?
he got beat up as a kid and it left him with a permanently dilated pupil in one eye or something like that
Did he mean hemophilia if I'm correct that's still wrong because I think that's the thing were your blood doesn't clot
@@averagetf2player170 nah he meant heterochromia
1:29:46 the most vile dono I’ve ever heard
I just heard it as I read this. I Was wondering what it was gonna be, lol
Oh wow a new pyro vod I hope chat doesn’t interrupt with unfunny donos every 23 seconds
this aged like fine wine
walten files is definitely one of the best analogue horror series. up there with the longest view, mandela catalogue, winter of 83, channel 58, etc. but i always felt walten files had much more of a story focus. also everyone compares it to FNaF because of the use of animatronics, but i WISHED FnaF had storytelling as good as walten files does.
Sucks that Mandela was ruined by the allegations, but yea good shit.
@@internetdegenerate4937 did all the actor drop Alex off from those docs?
@@poonpoon1604 as far as I know, yea
@@internetdegenerate4937 did you read the doc too?
@@poonpoon1604 I read most of it, cause honestly any drama is too much for me lmao
that voice crack "bit" was the funniest shit ive seen in a long time, thanks for the laugh m8
Pyro I can’t believe you burnt down that orphanage
Hairline hobb x house fire = pyro
being self aware wont stop the bullying, pyro
kranken my bon till I walten
best comment
I don't know why, but Google translated this to, "Sick my bon till I prevail."
@@GiovanniCloud I actually meant to type this my bad
Pyro is the British CaseOh
"OH YOU'RE CALLING THE MILITARY 'CUS I'M SO FAT? YEAH REAL NICE ONE, BRO!"
He definitely got some feeling when caseoh burst thru the roof of his house 💀
14:00 (for 4 mins) Pyro trying to rub his two brain cells together to do the simplest thing he's already done last time he watched these. He truly has gone so brain rot since becoming a react Andy.
3:29 I LOVE the chip eating while Pyro clicks on saucy art of Bon
Walten Files has always been pretty cool in my opinion, but the unilateral move away from jumpscares turns this from "finger always on M key" anxiety simulator into an existentially frightening, and morbidly entertaining story about animatronics maiming people.
What happens to Susan always makes me a bit sad though. I may have missed something, but she feels like one of the characters who didn't really deserve the situation she ended up in.
Walten.... please pickup your files Walten...
59:52 the main reason why felix is a better purple guy than william will ever be. he feels like an actual person who became evil through small acts over time rather than a single bad night that turned into gleeful murder. felix becomes that later but most likly after survivng bon and the other animatronics turning on him before he had them shipped into the k9 facility. felix is a broken man gone mad with power and lonlieness. william is barely an established character outside of the fact that he's a murder, i mean by the time fnaf 4 had happened the man was talking like a james bond villian.
ITS KINITOVER
Your timing is impeccable
i just moaned seeing this on my home page
12:37 thank you for saying heck you’re awesome
2 views, fell off
Originality fell off
1,459 views, fell off
@@sorusalachite14512,459 views, fell off
Your ability to produce original thoughts fell off
@@IzzyIsntReal I'm not the one who keeps liking this slop. Im simply profiting off it
Thank you donos for not making me not shit my pant at 3 am lol
That final dono was brutal lol
1:08:16 i think wonder land is supposed to be what the real version of bunny smiles farm the arcade game looks like. we actually see sophie play testing one of these games and it is all fucked up thanks to the spirits that are trapped within it. almost driving sophie mad.
These vods are basically pyro being bullied for 3 hours
13:30 In which Pyro proves he's illiterate
chat does not know how to be funny
i think this is the most annoying ur chats been for one of these vods like holy fuck and they spent MONEY to be that annoying
also sophie was put on the pills because she witnessed her mom get murdered by bon, we're not sure if felix was the one who suggested it or not
0 views pyro fell off
1:02:31 HAZCHIN HOTEL 😭
1:05:03
1:13:42
His chat doesn’t let him do anything…
Why are all these comments just commenting that he fell off? Don't get it.
fell off
It’s a “”””””””meme””””””” .
One that aged more poorly than rotten moldy milk left in the dead summer sun for years.
it's not too late to delete this pyro
For what?
Femboycynical
Is this a re upload?
Why does bon look so smashable in that Thumbnail
573 views in 23 minutes.... fell off.
Pyro trying to hide the fact that hes pissing 30:48
😂😂😢😢 fnaf at Sematary's!!!
2 views, all time peak viewership with this one
WHERES THE AGONAL BREATHING PERSON!!!
the person the explained that the weird breathing noises in the walten files that sounded like snoring or growling was agonal breathing
you get more bald each time i watch a vod from you
14:00 is just painful to watch
NO where's femboy pyro!?
Fempyro only comes out when someone Donos 1k 😢😢
Holy shit stevee stuwart admitted he was balding
Hairline, fell off, fat art, another reused joke, no games console joke, hairline joke
Reminder to all TWF fans, Martin is releasing Faces of Grief prolly soon. Keep an eye on the channel. :3
Took you a damn while
That green shirt looks comfortable.
37:52 audio actually flipped.
Pyro try not to pause every 5 seconds challenge (impossible)
honestly the reaction and stuff was completely ruined because pyro is just stopping the video and don't get me on the donations
9:55 Naah Cortex had to get a new job hell nah
bon didn't do a jig, 0/10
8 views 2 minutes pyro fell off delete the channel
16:00 zoomer in war with basic commands
Didnt you stream this like months ago??
??? this came out like a month ago???
Lesbian plays water white 4
The wise see the evil and hide;
But the foolish pass by and suffer the harm.
Proverbs 27:12
P. 27:12
its what it says in the letter
i think the videos flipped ...
I think pyro is actually braindead
Sorry but the stream link is wrong lol
28:27 le reference
I watch 4 episodes of TWF Susan wooding get killed by Bon and stuff her into banny Animariotic her last Seen (6/30/74). 45:01
Bro fell offffff
59k views in 2 months? Fell off
Pyro hire me day 3 different account
99 views damn not even 100 he truly fell off
Mate, I turned upside down to read the letter to "Mr Kranken"....HOW IS THIS POLISH?
It's english, and if anything, it's more russian upside down....despite being english.
Where's the Ł, where is Ę, Ą, Ć, Ó, Ż, Ź, SZ, CZ....I feel offended. Still will watch 8h long videos. Love your soothing voice bro.
80 comments in 6 hours actual fell off
What with 2024 and tv characters
if pyro does a video on echo vn its over
no he’s making hairline jokes. theyre dead now
Walter Whiters 4
1469 views, fell off
Were still waiting on petscop 2 please stop making bad slop and make the quality slop
We’re* 💀
Fuck sakes now I need to go watch the other vid to get caught up
Pyrocynical give me my voice back people keep saying I'm you
Waltuh
Video is flipped.
Anyone got the deep Pyro lore on why he hates Purple Guy?
imagine having a conversation with someone and you say "among" and the other guy just instantly starts laughing about screaming "IMPOSTER AMONG US LOL" over and over again, I'd imagine that's how he feels whenever he sees something purple guy related
HOLY SHIT ITS SLOP I THOUGHT HE LEFT PERMENENTLY, DADDYS BACK WITH THE SLOP YUM YUM YUM
video is flipped
PURPLE GUY?????
mandala what?
Your community really seems "Friendly", bunch of trolls
now do marble hornets
Finally bro
poor vods person, bro is so behind, one month ago 😭😭
when are you joining the yogscast????
When he steals $567,000 like yogscast did
At no point was the title proven in the video. Fail.
FELL OFF
I have seen this stream before
watch greylock
Meow.
Bring back femboy pyro
-4 views in 11 hours fell off