Asmongold Reacts to FFXIV MEMES!

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  • @JoCat
    @JoCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3832

    honestly Asmon was doing so well learning tanking on his own he barely needs a guide at all

    • @RudeSaiyan
      @RudeSaiyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      he only needs to learn to take up the SWORD AND SHIELD!

    • @PeteyVon
      @PeteyVon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yo! What's up Joe!

    • @user-vo7cm1xm5g
      @user-vo7cm1xm5g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Cause WoW tanking is unnecessarily hard, so switching to FFXIV tanking is pretty fun and easy. I recently did the switch too.

    • @RaphaelDDL
      @RaphaelDDL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      More XIV crap guides Jo! Please xD

    • @Miriromi13
      @Miriromi13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Completely agreed, watching them run Sastasha that first time and instantly remember to put on tank stance, then intuitively aiming the enemies away from the party, great respect! Just needs to learn to shuffle left and right less and he's basically got it down already!
      Then again he had casters that run so he could dance all he liked!

  • @MrBigsmallguy
    @MrBigsmallguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    Asmon is a professional and his ability to enjoy the game and stream it in a relaxed state of mind with so many trolls is truly indicative of his professionalism.

    • @algame3
      @algame3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would've quit the game from the first hour

    • @wesso27
      @wesso27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thats true, i would send everybody to the hell in the first 5 minutes. The guy is already used t this kinda of situtation

    • @theogknight2292
      @theogknight2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Talking about professionalism reminds me of how unprofessional blizzards lead manager is lmao

    • @AmoosementTV
      @AmoosementTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@theogknight2292 are you perhaps referring to targeted harassment, toxicity supporter and blizzard developer Adam Holisky?

    • @theogknight2292
      @theogknight2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AmoosementTV yeah. He was unprofessional with his comment, but I feel bad about the amount of harassment he's gotten

  • @VuxGameplays
    @VuxGameplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1663

    dude, I'm a 26 year old programmer who is balding that plays a female cat girl holy fuck, you actually nailed that one.

    • @Igneusflama
      @Igneusflama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Excuse you! I'm 27...

    • @DP-fq7iy
      @DP-fq7iy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      All the programmers and engineers I know still play Eve, lol.

    • @aaronastra7938
      @aaronastra7938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's pretty d/sgusting way of calling yourself a v/rgin.

    • @vladiitnt7719
      @vladiitnt7719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I’m not balding nor am I a programmer can I still play as cat girl though?

    • @keybladesrus
      @keybladesrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      HA! Jokes on him! I'm 28, have a full head of hair, and failed at programming!

  • @joshuahokett7470
    @joshuahokett7470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    Say what you want but this is much classier than Moonguard.

    • @DWlsh43
      @DWlsh43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Moonguard is the red light district and the brothel is a legit Escort service

    • @_Travey
      @_Travey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its much much sadder than Moonguard ...

    • @Yroxcruk666
      @Yroxcruk666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbf, he hasnt been on Crystal.

    • @AnaseSkyrider
      @AnaseSkyrider 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yroxcruk666 Wait fuck oh shit I started playing FF14 a little while ago, and that's the data center I'm on.

    • @christineboari131
      @christineboari131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@UltimateGamerCC if there is no problem with it, why does it matter if Sqenix endorses it or not?

  • @latentsymphony2746
    @latentsymphony2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    I'm just glad he actually enjoyed it, in spite of all the people trolling.

    • @Herbertti3
      @Herbertti3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One more like and it'll be 69. Lets roll, I mean troll.

    • @Rexyer1
      @Rexyer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 are you okey dude

    • @niksolu
      @niksolu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 the only horrifying thing is your comment and having the free time to write it.

    • @lucylu3342
      @lucylu3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 who hurt you

    • @hibiki8473
      @hibiki8473 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @EvilAngel1986 to clarify a employee didn't say he should get massed spam the employee only said asmon was an asshole and the person the employee replied to had said in a different tweet he should be mass reported

  • @zentanextcav
    @zentanextcav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Im not even joking. They used to have erp in WORLD OF TANKS before the devs shut it down

    • @randalica92
      @randalica92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      WHAT

    • @Pine2142
      @Pine2142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I've played WoT since like 2011 and I am perplexed as to how the fuck you sexualize tanks

    • @zentanextcav
      @zentanextcav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Pine2142 I have no idea either but Early days training rooms were something

    • @danedavid6925
      @danedavid6925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Pineyy wait till you hear what they did with boats

    • @zombiefriend
      @zombiefriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go on

  • @ColoxrI
    @ColoxrI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I run a resort & casino with a speakeasy, so yes, roleplay doesn't necessarily mean erotic roleplay, but also gambling, socializing and just emote spamming.

    • @jiggerblayne
      @jiggerblayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I play with a medic for a group of pirates

    • @Halexstrasza
      @Halexstrasza 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow what server are u on

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do you need a speakeasy? What is being prohibited that you need to run a speakeasy to sell it?

    • @zacharynyberg7007
      @zacharynyberg7007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey wait. You own a casino in ff14? That exists?! Seriously I would play to eventually get one of those...

    • @RealmDesigner
      @RealmDesigner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@StarboyXL9 hahaha..... sweet summer child.

  • @rune9641
    @rune9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    Oh man having an in game brothel is disgusting. Where is it? Wanna investigate it to make sure it's on the up and up you know. Definelty not for any other reasons.

    • @SquidmanMalachar
      @SquidmanMalachar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      They're popular on Balmung and Mateus, and advertised frequently in party finder, so you can stay far far away.

    • @trial_with_an_error9687
      @trial_with_an_error9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Strictly for scientific purposes, the server you'd have the most luck finding it on would be Balmung.
      Strictly for scientific purposes of course

    • @rune9641
      @rune9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@trial_with_an_error9687 thank you for aiding my investigation lol

    • @rune9641
      @rune9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not gonna lie I've played ffxiv for a while. Mainly just for the story and I had no idea party finder was used for this stuff. Neat

    • @benignlaughter8567
      @benignlaughter8567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh man naked picture... thats disgusting.. Where where are the naked pictures. Which website.. there are so many!

  • @quickzada
    @quickzada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Actually feels much better to watch him enjoying himself and the whole ride that is this FF14 hype then him shitting on Pepeg decisions by wow devs, don't play neither those days but might consider after seeing how this is going

    • @metrod2030
      @metrod2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      seeing Asmon happy is a good day

    • @holierthanu1
      @holierthanu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Right? Seeing Asmon this happy, it’s so wholesome. I haven’t been able to just watch him play the game and truly enjoy it in what feels like forever

    • @SemperVII
      @SemperVII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For real, I hadn't watched his stream for a while except for special events, because it was always basically him shitting on Blizzard/him watching a video shitting on Blizzard (which I do agree with).
      The FF14 streams have been amazing, super fun, and the chat seems really involved, lots of good vibes.

    • @legenderyboi7133
      @legenderyboi7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      too much positivity is boring though, 70-30 ratio would be perfect

    • @turbomanmechachrist
      @turbomanmechachrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@legenderyboi7133 The negativity will come towards endgame, I'm sure it's gonna be some positive stuff as well ofc, but the honeymoon month is a thing. Just like people starting the game out saying they are addicted and are only lvl 30.

  • @orichalchem
    @orichalchem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    We also has Lalafell fight clubs
    Nothing is more entertaining then watching two tiny characters duking it out and betting who will win

    • @thatonenon-uniqueindividual
      @thatonenon-uniqueindividual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @Nihonguy
      @Nihonguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You dont talk about lalafell fight club

    • @crumblesilkskin
      @crumblesilkskin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be honest there are irl videos of those..

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know that some of us want to punt asshole Lalafells across the map, am i right?

    • @mastertadakatsu
      @mastertadakatsu ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what. Lalafell Fight Clubs?
      One question, where?

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Soon Asmon will be running his own dungeon for balding men to role play with other balding men.

    • @cyrusthegreat3299
      @cyrusthegreat3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe then u will be funny cuz at the moment u are truly unoriginal and unfunny and down right pathetic.

    • @lelelekop
      @lelelekop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Balding Coil of Bahamut

    • @trial_with_an_error9687
      @trial_with_an_error9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lelelekop Damn it you beat me to it.

    • @averagelifeenjoyer14
      @averagelifeenjoyer14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's called wow classic dood

    • @jebus7x7
      @jebus7x7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cyrusthegreat3299 FOUND THE SIMP

  • @josephxp96
    @josephxp96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Ya limit break priority goes as follow.
    -Tank only if there is a raid/trial mechanic which requires it.
    -Healer LB3 for when to many people are dead, healer LB3 mass rezes everyone and heals everyone to max HP.
    -Melee DPS does the most damage but to one target.
    -Ranged Physical DPS does a LB in a straight line does slightly less then melee.
    -Magic DPS does less damage but in a circle AoE.
    -Healer/Tank LB should never be used unless in above situations.

    • @thebigandlazyguy246
      @thebigandlazyguy246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just for completeness, magic lb does more damage than ranged lb, but it has more animation lock

    • @legolaswong
      @legolaswong 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used LB tank to avoid teamwipe when my healers didn't heal properly during my massive pull and I randomly used my invul against random mobs like 3 minutes before...

    • @nefrath5234
      @nefrath5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In dungeons you only should ever use ranged/caster lb to clear wall pulls, saving it for bosses is wasteful.
      As for raids priority goes to melee dps always unless there is very specific mechanic that requires tank to use it but thats like... 4 fights in the entire game?
      Healers should never lb unless its lb3 and 5-6 people are dead and even then if you get to that point its better to reset the fight, exception is when you prog the fight and learning mechs.

    • @MoXfy_Milling
      @MoXfy_Milling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thebigandlazyguy246 It also has more risk of blinding the entire raid... Looking at you red mages.

    • @Vera_Nova
      @Vera_Nova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MoXfy_Milling ah yes, Vermilion Scourge, or as it's properly known: Verflashbang

  • @vjeranjanes5783
    @vjeranjanes5783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I love how everytime Asmon reads Limsa Lominsa he just reads it worse and worse. That's the charm of his streams.

    • @Joeyfield0
      @Joeyfield0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's gotten so bad i read this in asmon's voice and it defaulted to the way he reads it

    • @IAmKnightsDawn
      @IAmKnightsDawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lemons Longing.. or something like that.

    • @koncentra5767
      @koncentra5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i have a friend who calls it usca busca... god knows why he does it

  • @dracorey
    @dracorey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    You probably won't see this, but I wanted to let you know I hadn't seen you before the whole ffxiv community started having a ruckus, I really hope you can ignore the people gatekeeping and being jerks, it seems like so many people are jumping on the hate bandwagon without digging in and I've checked out some of your content and you're pretty awesome, you got one new subscriber at least! I hope you keep going with the game and keep finding awesome wholesome peeps, your sastasha run was so wholesome and awesome!!

    • @smthng
      @smthng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Welcome to the Cult of the Bald Man, hope you have a nice stay.

    • @dracorey
      @dracorey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@smthng already loving it

  • @omniburrito
    @omniburrito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    truly lisa´s lasanga is safe with asmon around

  • @rakeembeserker6400
    @rakeembeserker6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Sup guys it's your cat boy". Lmao

    • @HellzMVP
      @HellzMVP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmfao

  • @trial_with_an_error9687
    @trial_with_an_error9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    You could feel his pain when the Bald ending came up.

  • @boo.1337
    @boo.1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    FFXIV has some weird stuff in it but the game is its own world and the players mold it, that level of socialization is what makes an MMO an MMO.

  • @jorgemontes4014
    @jorgemontes4014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    These last two days have produced some of my favorite Asmongold moments ever. I legit might give ff14 another shot now

    • @saul94923
      @saul94923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I remember playing, FFXIV years ago made it to like level 45 and then I dropped the game. After a few months of pestering me my gf convinced me to play again. Just finished the last shadowbringer quest a week ago. It's worth it man. At least to me. MMO combat usually sucks, but this games is tolerable.

    • @n124ajdx
      @n124ajdx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      there is 3 kind of people those who like the game from the start Asmond maybe one of them.
      and those who like it when after they complete 'realm reborn'
      and lastly those who give up in realm reborn

    • @araragisenpai4088
      @araragisenpai4088 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@n124ajdx and me who dropped it after beating Heavensward.

    • @undercovergiraffe571
      @undercovergiraffe571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't worry if you don't end up liking it, not every game is for everyone. That being said its end game pve has a lot of super fun fights that feel rewarding once you finally down them.

    • @flaco9611
      @flaco9611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@undercovergiraffe571 E4S being a great example. Still my favorite Savage fight.

  • @ElitePortraits
    @ElitePortraits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    It is the first time in my entire "TH-cam Life", that i really feel tremendous JOY watching asmond enjoying this new journey. Im so happy for you, for real. I hope you spend more time in this game. I begun playing 1 month ago, and it is the most satisfiying experience since Lich King. I do not regret to play this game. What can i say, my first contact with RPG was Final Fantasy 7 in 1997, wow not even existed, and im glad that im back in the Final Fantasy Universe, and you are here too, that´s really BADASS dude!

  • @DanceGageDance
    @DanceGageDance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Rich is having the time of his life

    • @DanceGageDance
      @DanceGageDance 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Urazz id die laughing

    • @BleachRush
      @BleachRush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously. I watch his stream just to see his enjoyment of the game.

    • @tronkles3633
      @tronkles3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rich will also hop on to any bandwagon and ditch it the week after.
      He bought a bunch of old Pokemon boosters during the meta and literally started crying on stream bc he wasn't getting any good pulls lmao

    • @kromson3154
      @kromson3154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tronkles3633 One night he sais he hated that pirate leader lady. Next day he's talking about how hot she is and how she's the best (he joined maelstrom lol)

    • @unfinest
      @unfinest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh man, did you watch yesterday on his 14h stream? When that Lalafel glamour as Luffy in fighting stance!! He was almost dying in laughter! 😂🤣

  • @aria.e
    @aria.e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    a lalafell approaches me, after a while he whispered "nice panties" yep, that's FF14

  • @mspecht565
    @mspecht565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    In WOW any unsuspecting person going to any "Goldshire Inn" can literally walk into something "R" rated or worse going on. That's not something I want to see flashed across my screen in messages I didn't solicit! At least in FF14 It's in player housing! The public at large doesn't even know it's going on! I think FF14's way is best for that kind of content that the players made up to RP.

  • @sourapple7831
    @sourapple7831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Now we know why Rich loves FF and where he hangs out normally

    • @ArchieGamez
      @ArchieGamez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GachiBASS GachiBASS

    • @ghekor
      @ghekor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure his guild is full of degens, and he already did a "hottub" ff stream xd

  • @jeremus1912
    @jeremus1912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    At this point, Asmon and Zepla should just unite their good fanbases of WoW and FFXIV by grouping up and just playing each other's favorite MMO together now and then for events or end-game content. It's clear enough that both fanbases are starting to intermix further, just connect the chain already and play your games together. Honestly, would Twitch Prime to that 100/100 times.

  • @logariffic4433
    @logariffic4433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Literally been playing XIV for a year and a half, and I had no fucking CLUE that erp was this well refined

    • @atoli16
      @atoli16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It is a high paying thing in 14. Some making 500k gil an hour or more.

    • @hopeatlast9617
      @hopeatlast9617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a bit like Sax Workers irl, you know it exists but you have to search for it.
      I mean, I wanted to know about every communities in this game and learned about erp by accident.

  • @ZarisWhiteFoot
    @ZarisWhiteFoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    And somehow this is still not as cringe as Moonguard Goldshire

    • @trial_with_an_error9687
      @trial_with_an_error9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've never visited Moo guard when I used to play WoW, was it really that bad?

    • @redeyes3847
      @redeyes3847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trial_with_an_error9687 not really

    • @RaTecLov
      @RaTecLov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@trial_with_an_error9687 if you have rp addons. It is really that bad, for example, TRP3 gives you an rp profile that you can customize. Lots of degen shit in those profiles

    • @ZarisWhiteFoot
      @ZarisWhiteFoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trial_with_an_error9687 Think of every feiths you can imagine and it's there

    • @Cmbtsnpr
      @Cmbtsnpr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@UltimateGamerCC Square didn't really embrace it so much as it's tolerated. As long as nothing reportable happens, like trying to involve a RL minor, there isn't anything to crack down on. It's not a part of the game that Squeenix created, it's just something that the housing, furniture, and emote systems are being used by players to do.

  • @sunayocarissime5309
    @sunayocarissime5309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Mostly when it comes to LB3 in raids it is circumstantial. Usually goes like this.
    DPS>Heals>Tank
    Heals LB3 is usually reserved in case the raid is going to suffer a wipe. Sadly if LB3 Heals is used it usually means the raid is not going so well and might wipe anyways.
    Tank LB3 is SITUATION based. If the boss is about to use a massive attack and everyone is sitting at half health that usually results in an instagib. Tank LB3 can potentially just ignore that mechanic.
    DPS LB3 is pretty much what it sounds like, a killing blow. Depending on the fight it can either smoke a raid boss or if a large number of adds suddenly show up it can be used for a massive AOE, especially if you're playing Black Mage. Most ranged DPS use cone/LoS attacks. Melee DPS attacks ARE DEVASTATING. They scale with your current ilevel and stats. Samurai for example hits like a truck. Dragoon actually summons a mini version of Midgarsormr which is evil looking and VERY BA, while Monk is Final Heaven. Mechanist is one of my favorites because I call it the, "High Altitude Ion Cannon," because that's what it looks like.

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then there is Red Mage that burns out your eyes

    • @Meitricide
      @Meitricide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The information you put out for some of the DPS LB3s is incorrect.
      Ranged Physical do *not* have a cone or line of sight attack, they have a ***line*** attack, and casters have ***big circle***.
      All Ranged Physical and Casters all have the same potency values for their LB3s,and since Ranged Physical do less overall dps on their own, if you're able to hit every target with it anyways,its better to Ranged Phys LB instead of Caster. Black Mage is also the worst caster/ranged to LB3 overall since it does the most dps itself.
      Melee LB3s have higher potency than ranged/Caster but are single target only" rather than aoe.
      All melee LB3s do the exact same amount of damage, and since Samurai deal the most amount of dps themselves, are the *worst* option to have perform the LB3.

    • @sunayocarissime5309
      @sunayocarissime5309 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Meitricide Oh I always thought melee LB3 scaled off of current stats. Cool. Thank you =)

    • @Kalanin399
      @Kalanin399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adding to this:
      The DPS LBs all scale solely with your party's average ilvl for their weapons. It ignores all debuffs/buffs and enemy debuffs, so the damage from LB3 of a higher end ilvl 535 group and a lower skilled ilvl 535 group is the same. As a result, in higher parties, the timing of LB3 sometimes comes during low points in a classes damage if it's at all possible before mass raid buffs or right after those buffs.
      LBs take around 5 seconds of cast time and animation lock you in place during it, so using them can mess with your rotation if you aren't careful.
      Meele LB is always single target. Heavy damage, usually resulting in a full 1-2% of the bosses hp in high end raids.
      Ranged LB is always a line aoe. It has the longest linear range of any LB3, which can be useful for some fights, such as Eden 4 Savage.
      Caster LB is always a circle aoe. It has the largest AoE in terms of how much of the area it hits.
      Damage wise: Meele > Caster > Ranged typically.
      Healer LB3s are all the same, the healer will revive all players in range that are currently dead back to life, while full healing everyone else. Usually helpful in prog runs when you want to see further in a fight after scuffing mechanics, or saving your party after a wipe in alliance raids (happens more than you would think). Should be noted reviving takes a few seconds and you are NOT invulnerable if you're revived through an LB3 unlike normal revives.
      Tank LB3 is as it was stated, 80% party mitigation. Usually really clear when you need to pop this. There's a few that exist even in the normal runs so these aren't savage exclusive.
      Some fights will require the use of particular LB3s, such as UwU (Ultima Weapon Ultimate, also called The Weapon's Refrain): Being an Ultimate, that fight requires the use of a Melee LB3, a caster LB3, a healer LB3, and a Tank LB3

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kalanin399 For normal mode tank lb3 the only ones i can recall are A12 and WoL so you could argue that tank lb realy is not a normal mode thing, hence why so many tanks dont even bother with assining lb to their skillbar

  • @hwinbb3969
    @hwinbb3969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Pretty clever of the editors to use the clip of him reacting to the baby dancing to the outro song

  • @Kiyoshii722
    @Kiyoshii722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tank LB is almost always never used. Usually, the Raidwides and Tank Busters can be mitigated properly with heals + tank cooldowns. If anything, higher content tends to save LB3 for the healer for the partywide resurrect, or for Melee DPS.

  • @niksolu
    @niksolu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Those 2 Streams were the best I watched in so long, thank you man.

  • @spaceboundrhino3246
    @spaceboundrhino3246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As a paladin main, that video was absolutely and hilariously accurate

  • @theblackneon5396
    @theblackneon5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    These "artisans" are simply doing the work to help the savage raiders chill after 5 hours of failing. The whole community basicly helps each other.

  • @Patmanx1
    @Patmanx1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that brothel makes goldshire on moon guard look like a pg-13 movie.

  • @Lamasis2
    @Lamasis2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I really want him to play the Delivery Moogle Quests just to see his reactions.

  • @dragonmangames2523
    @dragonmangames2523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow. You started with a video on FFXIV's brothel scene for this video compilation. That was a deep fucking dive to take for just starting out in this world.
    I've visited a few of these, mainly between Faerie, Jenova, and Adamantoise, and the thing that I can appreciate about those places is the level of craft they put into furnishing these places (it gives me the question of "how did they do that" sometimes), as well as the fact that they do enjoy simply role playing as something more unconventional than what the game is typically for.

  • @BuwnyCinnamon
    @BuwnyCinnamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    THAT is some NEXT LEVEL roleplay

  • @SuperWARTECH
    @SuperWARTECH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    yes he reacted to crap guide tank thats 2 videos i loved for him to react! Just need him to react to final fantasy 1.0 in a nutshell and my life is complete! Man I like that he's playing the xiv and enjoying it!!!

  • @tbone007
    @tbone007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Asmongold gets a harem 😎

  • @orangepeel3192
    @orangepeel3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Us weebs are a hostile race, but some of us can be understanding

    • @orangepeel3192
      @orangepeel3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      and here we observe a tribal weeb. This race of weeb usually sticks to themselves and a small group of people who worship a 2D anime girl. not much is know about these people, as they are reclusive, and stick to staying awake for long periods of time simping over vtubers.

    • @legenderyboi7133
      @legenderyboi7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a fault confessed is half redressed

  • @Sonofthesword
    @Sonofthesword 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'm just glad Asmon is enjoying himself so far

  • @benzilla2005
    @benzilla2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm loving watching Asmon playing through FFXIV it's been such a cool experience to see him moving through the game and putting his own spin on the FFXIV world, it has been so wholesome, but honestly I'm at the point where I've turned the chat off XD. I don't see why chat feels the need to spam "do this, do that" at him like it's the first time Asmon has played an MMO. Like there was a point during the stream today people where spamming "tank stance" when he was in an instanced battle and the only person there... HE DOESNT NEED TANK STANCE TO HOLD EMNITY IF HE IS THE ONLY PLAYER THERE! Then a bit later on people where all shocked and "Pog"ing when he entered a dungeon and immediatly put tank stance on, like.. seriously? The guy has spent half of his life playing MMO's pretty much daily, do you REALLY think he hasnt researched this game and hasnt taken the time to learn some basic functions. People need to back off and let him play how he wants and IF he asks a question then provide some input or advice but until then, stop the backseating it's pure cringe.

    • @ggg21201
      @ggg21201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and then there are times when he legitimately asks for help and it's a clusterfuck of wrong information.

  • @TheRealCake
    @TheRealCake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The bad ending is now canon

  • @emandas12
    @emandas12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Player made world building is a positive for mmos imo. whether it be the ‘red light district areas’ or just hangout spots it makes the game feel more alive even if u never go to those areas. It was always fun to have a specific spot out in a cool place your guild would hang out at

  • @brianfloran9373
    @brianfloran9373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Baldwalker 10/10 would play

    • @cyrusthegreat3299
      @cyrusthegreat3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe then u will be funny cuz at the moment u are truly unoriginal and unfunny and down right pathetic.

    • @Herbertti3
      @Herbertti3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cyrusthegreat3299 Ur mom gae.

    • @shadow50011
      @shadow50011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HairBringers

    • @brianfloran9373
      @brianfloran9373 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shadow50011 thats one of the expantions Patches lol

  • @lyconxero457
    @lyconxero457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The benefits of playing other games are that you can understand mechanics by function if not by name between games thus making it easier for you to adapt to the differences more quickly. I've played many MMOs and while they are all different in their own ways and emphasize certain things over others you tend to run into the same basic ideas all over and what differs is the nomenclature and in some cases implementation.

  • @rianrodrigues8195
    @rianrodrigues8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you editors for the quick and great content

  • @ItsBorland
    @ItsBorland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Tank video at the end was fucking hilarious

  • @chelsthegameruiner8669
    @chelsthegameruiner8669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember my buddy Nero and I entered a Catgirl Hooters. It was rather awkward but we managed to enjoy ourselves

  • @seyahtan24
    @seyahtan24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dude will fall in love with the game come Heavensward. I guarantee it. haha good vid lmao.

    • @ParticleBomb
      @ParticleBomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FingerPuppetSarcasm this certainly aged well lol

  • @softjoker
    @softjoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:09 "Every game has this". Straightaway reminded me of Goldshire :')

  • @Sycoinc
    @Sycoinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    a whole different level to the WoW RPers like this lol

  • @dariru27
    @dariru27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:44 dude, that's fkng nightmare staring right there.

  • @DannyB0y257
    @DannyB0y257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Asmon streaming FF14 has been so good I’m so happy that he’s actually reading and watching the dialogue! It will make his Endgame experience so much better ❤️

  • @KevinMCable
    @KevinMCable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @14:18 To put this "[Tank] is the most important person in the raid." line into perspective: If I'm in an 8-man(full-party) and I'm healer, and everyone else is dead, and I dont have LB3, I'm rezzing the tank first.
    Not the redmage.
    Not the shitty cohealer.
    Tank.
    100% of the time. (unless I can just solo it)

  • @AliagaAyin
    @AliagaAyin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    never thought asmon was this nice of a fast learner, i had the impression that he was just a memer but he is actualy good at MMOrpgs.

    • @buildinasentry1046
      @buildinasentry1046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d hope so, he’s been playing wow for ages!

  • @Kradily
    @Kradily 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You are the one the boss decides is the most dangerous" ...Until the Black Mage decides to go on point and get blessed with RNGsus and proc's EVERYTHING! and gets to stay in leylines XD

  • @marvinthemartian4044
    @marvinthemartian4044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    yooo, Asmon looks like a straight badass in that bald pic. Stop running away and embrace it! (this coming from someone who is also balding...but I swear it is not biased)

    • @stormblade3408
      @stormblade3408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "balding" implying - not bald
      "embrace it" hmmmmm
      I do agree though, or a hair transplant, kill the meme

    • @cegesh1459
      @cegesh1459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @talizorahnarrayya5916
      @talizorahnarrayya5916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm only 21 and have embraced the balding, some of my hormones glands are fuck up and produce too much testosterone which cause me to be hairy all over but I'm loosing my hair RIP

    • @buildinasentry1046
      @buildinasentry1046 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@talizorahnarrayya5916 unlucky dawg

  • @Memorii.
    @Memorii. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:03 what's the context here?

  • @Defileros
    @Defileros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Finally embracing the true light

  • @ernesttobler6014
    @ernesttobler6014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    first comes the tank, second comes the healer, third place goes to the guy who understands group mechanics and can pick up adds, kite, off tank, save the plebs asses when they pull adds etc.

  • @Shemp3
    @Shemp3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    RuneScape 3 survives in part, due to the sex work on world 3 Lumbridge.

  • @PerryAhern
    @PerryAhern 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The big difference is that in FF the RP and ERP can happen privately in houses or apartments where in WoW it only happens in public, since there is no housing system.

  • @Shiek178
    @Shiek178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I play XIV and I enjoy watching his XIV content so far. I think it's pretty fair to say playing both games is good from a business perspective as he gains viewers like me who want to see the XIV content but not necessarily the WoW content. Dip in both pots of gold!

  • @GirlsChase
    @GirlsChase 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I bet they are."
    Got me good. Great comedic timing.

  • @vvocky
    @vvocky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I was so confused to why there was so many people around on Cactuar then I looked on twitch and saw my man had 140k viewers. The chat was complaining about the griefers nonstop for hours.

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Urazz yeah I've really only seen like 3 people be 'griefers' one is that guy in his underwear that jumps literally all the time and has followed him for probably 15 hours total now, and the others are the 2 whale dudes who just won't leave. Otherwise it's jus people tryna get attention or flex mounts/weapons

  • @JeffreySmiles_
    @JeffreySmiles_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im still laughing at how he says Limsa Lominsa. "LISA LOMASA" I've never heard of such a pronunciation 🤣

  • @riddle1522
    @riddle1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the community really makes me wanna play FFXIV. It's sad that it's subscription based though

    • @DevintotheColp
      @DevintotheColp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Free trial goes to lv 60 so its worth to play it even if there's a sub fee :)

    • @NekuGrandChase
      @NekuGrandChase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning expansion Heavensward with no restriction on play time. :)

    • @wingsofwar
      @wingsofwar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did we mention that it is critically acclaimed?

    • @riddle1522
      @riddle1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NekuGrandChase @Zelosz Oh, I didn't know that. I might give it a try then :)

  • @jaredfource
    @jaredfource 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *The BALDWALKER meme could be his waiting screen during FF streams!!!!*

  • @leechristianlucht-watts8582
    @leechristianlucht-watts8582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is gold

  • @AlarSenpu
    @AlarSenpu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:40 although I think many of us havent roleplayed like that in FFXIV I bet it does remind some of us about our dark past...

  • @archi4226
    @archi4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG i've been playing for 5 years and never been in a Brothel, i know where my gil is going now.

  • @SeedlingNL
    @SeedlingNL 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I saw Asmon dance around mobs as a tank, I was just begging for someone to guide him to the Crap guide :P And so they did!
    Also, Limit Break bar is shared, so if the tank uses it, dps or healer cannot.
    Tank LB: massive damage reduction. Rarely used, but some mayor boss mechanics can be ignored with a well timed LB3.
    Healer LB: shyte hit the fan, almost everyone is dead. LB3 will revive everyone with full hp, full mp. Rarely used, but useful when learning savage tier content.
    Physical melee DPS : single target massive damage spike. More LB bars = more damage.
    Physical ranged DPS : very long line aoe, hits multiple targets, but less powerfull on a single target. More LB bars = wider line and more damage. Best used on 2 or 3 distance targets.
    Magical ranged DPS : targetted circular aoe, hits multiple targets, but less powerfull on a single target. More LB bars = bigger aoe and more damage. Best used on bunched up enemies.
    LB bars are lost when initiating a fight with a boss, so use them as an opener if you do. The bars are typically charged to max during the boss fight once or twice.
    Also, it takes a few seconds to charge, during which you are immobile, so time your LB usage! If you get hit at the wrong time, the boss can interrupt the LB (losing you some or all of the bars).
    Oh, and MCH has the most awesome LB3. It summons a satellite beam cannon in the sky above, which proceeds to melt everything in a line through the map.

  • @Tigerblade11238
    @Tigerblade11238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've been playing FF14 for over 2 years and never knew about the sex worker stuff!

    • @hopeatlast9617
      @hopeatlast9617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You pretty much have to search for it. It's not that advertised out here. Also, you need to be in the good data centers sometimes.

    • @ghekor
      @ghekor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hopeatlast9617 yup not at all like how its in WoW, where just visiting the infamous Goldshire Inn(on pretty much any RP realm but mainly Moonguard) you will be met with anywhere from 50-200(or however much the shard can hold in a single place) naked people engaging in total degeneracy.
      Whats even funnier is that WoW has legit beast races where furries can trully express themselves, so ive seen some shit.
      I basically steer clear of that whole zone whenever i visit an RP server.

  • @spookyslingshot5866
    @spookyslingshot5866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i really like how he addressed how he speaks properly for people to try and understand him that might not speak english. its the little things streamers implement into their streams that are cool af to me

  • @happyellowl7973
    @happyellowl7973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Let's just wish him a good luck and nerves of steel on compliting future trials.

  • @kodykj2112
    @kodykj2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its awesome seeing Asmon have fun playing and seeing chat enjoying the stream I don't play FF but streams have been good af

  • @thatrandom_canadian
    @thatrandom_canadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And here I was thinking all my knowledge of the "FF14 brothels" would stay as random shout adverts. Goddamn it.

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad Asmon is giving ffxiv a fair shake and not dismissing it with "yeah wow is just better"
    He seems to be enjoying his time playing it and is giving proper respect to understanding how thing work

  • @Chronoxtriggers
    @Chronoxtriggers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I always laugh how people say Asmongold is actually smart, Did you all forget that he's done WoW's hardest content which is not an easy feat. Glad he's enjoying it it's very refreshing seeing a game that has content that isn't mindlessly level grinding.

    • @redeyes3847
      @redeyes3847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What?

    • @atomicfatman5000
      @atomicfatman5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what?

    • @M4XD4B0ZZ
      @M4XD4B0ZZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you want to downplay his smartness because he is experienced?

    • @Teuwufel
      @Teuwufel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You make no sense. Try again.

    • @Chronoxtriggers
      @Chronoxtriggers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@M4XD4B0ZZ Sounds like you ignore all his achievements

  • @ogspeace
    @ogspeace 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol well placed snippet there (baby dancing to asmon's intro/outro / cat dany's get enough).. well played cat dany! well played!! :D

  • @nerdigante9366
    @nerdigante9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    🤔 should I start playing ffxiv now

    • @phantombigboss8429
      @phantombigboss8429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well there is a free trial. :)

    • @lucylu3342
      @lucylu3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly you can really just hop in at any time lol

    • @nerdigante9366
      @nerdigante9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My issue is I dont like getting into mmorpgs again lol they completely take control of your gaming library

    • @ShadowB8
      @ShadowB8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you heard-

    • @nerdigante9366
      @nerdigante9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShadowB8 heard what??

  • @MayuFuji
    @MayuFuji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve seen erp in ESO as well, every multiplayer roleplaying game has it YEP

  • @leonidas3885
    @leonidas3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh poor Asmon, it actually gets worse.

    • @Herbertti3
      @Herbertti3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Much worse and he's going to like it.

    • @myalt.yt.shorts.account
      @myalt.yt.shorts.account 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He brought the weebs with him, now he's chat gonna be more 2x toxic than ever before with weebs now joining his community.

    • @leonidas3885
      @leonidas3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myalt.yt.shorts.account I can only imagine how bad it's gonna get, but then again we have S Tier detailed brothels so... we're not that great

    • @Teuwufel
      @Teuwufel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@myalt.yt.shorts.account More toxic are people who gatekeep the game and try to make him leave because ''hurr durr he doesn't belong in my gameeee waaaahhh'', and also these ppl who were constantly blinding him with mounts and spells for the whole stream. It was funny for the first few seconds, and annoying for the rest of the stream.

  • @Fant
    @Fant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how the video opens up in a fucking brothel interview and ends with an amazing animation by JoCat. Also, FFXIV brothels aren't limited to a single place but rather a fuck ton of places since player housing allows them to make their own business, each with their own rules and it's as amazing as it is terrifying.

  • @lightningscoot
    @lightningscoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "every one of those anime girls is a balding, 26 year old programmer" man why you gotta call me out like that.

  • @felixiii4186
    @felixiii4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:26 best part

  • @smokingowly3607
    @smokingowly3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Play what you enjoy, and not let those clowns at blizzard get to you :) Good gamin my dude....

  • @loupinconnu
    @loupinconnu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That JoCat video is actually the best tank guide on youtube and it's not even close

  • @cidolfusorlandeau7978
    @cidolfusorlandeau7978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are a force for good. Stay true to your morals. Don't let your vices become your rulers. Stay active and positive.

  • @Izzoroth
    @Izzoroth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor Asmon, right out of Goldshire into the Quicksand(pun intended), there is no escape no matter where you go.

  • @bryantgutierrez9191
    @bryantgutierrez9191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually spoken with Tepe before, what I thought weird just made so much sense... Money-wise i was sorta convinced she was in the right to do what she does xD

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ye people who see sex work as 'shameful' or something are just in denial or stupid

    • @bryantgutierrez9191
      @bryantgutierrez9191 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiiturii Exactly! These people are shamed and boo’d but those same exact people are the ones going to people like them! I’am glad to have met her and she’s a Hyperion legend!!

  • @novanova3717
    @novanova3717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always thought glamour was the ultimate end game of FFXIV... but it was ERPing all this time.

  • @renamix
    @renamix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Starts with the Organised and professional Goldshire.

  • @JRGomez81
    @JRGomez81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    From what I saw, it seemed like the only thing Asmon didn't pick up about the limit bar was that it is shared with the party, but that might have changed in the time since he ran Sastasha...

  • @jeanmouloude
    @jeanmouloude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    japanese fanbase: this guy is amazing :) he is so cool
    US fanbase: REEEEE HARASS HIM HARASS HIM HARASS HIM !!!!!!!

  • @KevinMCable
    @KevinMCable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how PLD starts as a prot warrior from 35-60, and then becomes a beartank.

  • @Teachidoll
    @Teachidoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Isn't goldshire the same thing

  • @Ponch_ITK
    @Ponch_ITK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That clip of rich completely caught me off-guard and made me chuckle a bit

  • @TsukuyominoKamii
    @TsukuyominoKamii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lmao this was hilarious