@Ratna's Informative Diary your analysis is inspiring and life affirming. I have decided to dedicate my life to become a martial arts movie coordinator because of you.
The art of not having a low life criminal invade your property and make you fear for your life while a person steals you valuables located inside your home.
You invaded the home, now the home is coming after you.
LOL
The Home You Invaded Is Gonna Invade You Lol
spiderman: homecoming, starring jackie chan.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@@vinh21981 comedy gold
Jackie Chan: “Cheese!”
“I meant freeze!”
Daniel: “Trees!”
I love rush hour
Oh *jeez* ,
That *seize* ,
My *melanchol(ies)* ..
Only real ones knows this
Damn😭😭
For those who don't know (sorry ogs) in one of the bloopers Jackie Chan says "cheese!" And the director said: "not cheese, freeze!"
Jacky Chan is the embodiment of "everything is a weapon"
せっかく泥棒から逃げて行ったのにトドメ差しに行くの草
🌳(・_・)🌳
それなw
トドメ刺しに行ってて草
“Choose your weapon!”
Daniel: “I’ll take 2 trees”
😂 right?
@💖Saphira💖 Its not his brother
@💖Saphira💖 wait no your actually right I didn't notice it wasn't him
@💖Saphira💖 Wait no never mind it wasn't his brother
700th like
Daniels son: hey mom, where's dad?
Mom: oh he's outside slapping his friend with a tree
Son: wait what why mom?
Mom: well not his friend but it’s a home inavder
Dad: I'm back with the milk-
they r brothers I think
@@DerpyDraws daniel looks like you 👍
He described home alone in 100 different languages 💀
“AnY lAsT WoRDSss”🤓
Hell nahhhhh
Intruder: **invades home**
Jackie Chan: "Welcome"
Intruder:gets hit in the head
@@tsutsutsuching that's japanese pronounciation, bro.
@@charliecarter3437 with a tree
В ад
Intruder enters.
Mortal Kombat voice: MORTAL KOMBAT! Fight!
The invader was like: "its finally over"
Jackie chan:"Im just giving u a head start now come here!"
Like number 180
Yesssss 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😄 😄
Jackie Chan fighting scenes do be like that 🤣
Best thing would be if the robber left his wallet, or the loot from his last robbery 😂
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this !"
**Tree picked up**
Tree is now in inventory
Press Y to equip
It does 2 damage though, bokoblins still stand a chance
Zelda fan i see
*LoZ equip sound plays*
Player:Why does it deals such a high amount of damage?
I like how the intruder stopped to take a break but for Jackie Chan, he’s not finished
Take this without context
@@vinodwasnik4 AY YO
@@vinodwasnik4 hold up. Wait a minute
He was ready fo some more action
@@riotman3579 add a smirk face at the end:
He was ready for some more action😏
The home keeper was an plant fighter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In Russia, you don’t invade the house, the house invades you.
This is so accurate, Jackie always uses everything in the surrounding area to defeat the perpetrators 😆
Shxibzos akan aksvalabaksvshsk🤗🤰
Ijdjsksjkshosvoa kaoakixisj😭
@Ratna's Informative Diary your analysis is inspiring and life affirming. I have decided to dedicate my life to become a martial arts movie coordinator because of you.
And always ropes em into a game of musical chairs with a pillar or something
@@bhante1345 simp
Mr. Miyagi: “Dont know, never been attacked by tree.”
Home invader: “I was, and it was terrifying.”
Omg haha underrated lol probably not many know that quote 😂🤣
@@BaldEagle777 Too few do. Karate Kid is literally the best movie from the 80’s besides Top Gun
@@christopherwest4866 ikr amazing trio
Daniel Larusso
"Wax on, Wax off" 🥋
Those smacks were personal af💀
"Jackie Chan: The home invasion"
Already in the cinema
"If you can acquire two trees during a home invasion, you are safe"
Sun Tzu, The art of war
The art of not having a low life criminal invade your property and make you fear for your life while a person steals you valuables located inside your home.
Hfbf
"HONEY OUR NEIGHBOURS ACTING CRAZY AGAIN! HES RUNNING WITH 2 TREES!"
😂
Fr😭
thats a plant, not a tree
@@FNando1 okay! He's running with 2 plants
@@hephekey no! it's treeish plant
The slaps with the tree was too prersonal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Home invader : Your so dead i invaded your home.
Daniel : Pulls up a UNO reverse
*no u*
Never in my life would I have imagined that I’d see someone dual-wielding trees.
Florentine style trees. 🤣🤣🤣
Leave it to Jackie Chan❤
That's simply a blunt in each hand these days
His DEX stat is maxed out 💯
To be fair, Jackie used a whole ladder LOL
The potted plant-action had me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, those would probably hurt quite a bit!
Others: laughing 😂
Me: learn that how to fight 😅
OMG ITS THE LAST TREE BENDER 😂
House weapons: "knife, pan, belt, slipper"
Daniel: "plants"
"What do you do in case of an intruder in your house?"
Daniel: I have plants
"Do you mean you have plans?"
Daniel: No, PLANTS.
@@tupi8067 When i read this, i was die of laughing. Remember me:))
@@tupi8067 should be in the main comments cause this comment funny asf
@@tupi8067 XD
Ok
Legend has it, he's still running with those potted plants.
Amazing how there still alive
And whomever is unfortunate enough to come across him gets bashed in the face by a bunch of 🍃
Das ist mit Abstand das beste Video dass ich von ihm gesehen habe 😂😂
"What are you doing?"
"Ah, just taking my plant for a walk."
The ending is freaking hilarious 🤣🤣
Yupp
I was just like "yeah, don't go back. It's not worth it. You know it."
“Take this legendary hero…”
“The legendary weapon!”
“…”
“Well take it?”
“That’s a potted plant.”
“I know”
143 likes with no replies lemme change that 😉
10 month 1 reply? lemme fix that
Fr bro would use absolutely anything to fight😹
The tree slap was personal😂😂😂
This man never runs out of ideas, I love it
bro i know he’s so creative
@fatui harbingers. nobody cares
Right! I just want him to do topic after topic or theme after theme.
Me: sees a random object
Jackie Chan: it’s a weapon of pain
The uno Reverse card has just been placed 😂😂
Bro collecting pots like ammunition 💀
It's so accurate ( the way Jackie always uses the surroundings to his advantage, the humor, the running around...😂)
True 😄
I love how he's just running around his house with 2 trees
Shrubs 😃
😂😂😂😂😂
Spot on Jackie Chan using anything and everything from his environment 🤣
I love the way he continue chasing with those plans 😂😂😂
*That's why we taught in schools that we've to plant trees* 🗿
Invader: I have a gun
This guy: Well, i have plants
invader:
NOOO! not the PLANTS!! 🤣
Not the plants (while running down street) me watching them from my window wtf
That Jackie Chan run was spot on😂
More like, pot on
Which one?
I was looking for this comment, had the exact same thought. :D
Legends says that he’s still running after the intruder
The fact he's running while carrying those plants is just impressive. Jackie chan would be very impressed.
“You don’t come for Jackie chan”
“Jackie chan comes for you”…with trees
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
"yamete kudasai jackiechan"
Basically: home alone kid grew up
OMG YES
O
Yes, assuming he got trained in martial arts.
“Preferred home defense weapon?”
“Tree”
My man went melee with the trees 🌳 🤣💯🔥
"honey I'm going out, keep an eye on the plants for me"
"Sure!"
*Five minutes later*:
No one is keeping an eye on the plants while the other “goes out.” This was definitely a kid.
@@Auto209 bro what is wrong with kids u were one btw am 10
@@Auto209 wow, I somehow managed to not see this for seven months. Anyway, I know no one does that, it was for the sake of the joke
Neighbour's kid: *"Mom! Those two uncle playing again,one uncle chasing other uncle with holding trees"* 💀
Hi
Ok
Kar diya subscribe
Nice videos
WOAHHH
Ninja fighting and home alone mash up be like:
Switching to trees is always faster than reloading
“I you have two trees, you will beat the intruder with ease” -master oogway
Brooooo
Spelling error
Master oogway art of war
Brooooo
Always come up with wisedom
Wife: “Could you get rid of these two plants?”
Daniel: “What do you want me to do with them?”
Wife: “Whatever you want, honey”
Daniel:
Underrated 😂
Lol
Bro got the home invasion and then turned into the home invader 💀💀💀
"Any last words"
Famous last words
"Mum he's doing it again"
'sigh.. what is he doing this time?'
"he's chasing someone with 2 plants in his arms"
In his “hands”
No one:
Jacky Chan:
“Discombobulate” 😎
That was Sherlock Homes
@@thedarkjw6219 ik but like- twas joke yk
@@strawberttt ?
@@strawberttt thanks Watson!
Bro really smacked him with the tree like he owed him taxes
Damn! You nailed his run 😂
that double plant smack was personal
😂😂😂
La 0
"I AM GROOOOOOOT"
*While chasing a man with two plants*
Invader: running out of fear
Daniel(Jackie): I forgot to keep these trees in the garden
Bro knew what he was doing with those potted plants 💀💀💀
When he was running with those plants in his hands that was the funniest 😂😂
Lmao I expected him to put it down sometime at least, didn’t see it coming when he continued to use those plants as a weapon even to FINISH HIM
Yeah
@@doubletrouble4766
XD
Yes😂😂
When he starts charging you with trees that’s when you know you messed up
The protecting trees😂😂
that criminal has a reaction time of a rock 💀
Him run out of the driveway with the trees like “who said you’re safe?”
Daniel's last words, "Huh! Ha! Haghh!"
Haha, I didn't realize until later that I never gave him any last words!
Story moral: never invade Jackie chan's house
@@DanielLaBelle hahaha
This man needs a TV show 🤣🤣🤣
“ANY LAST WORDS”😂😂😂
If Jackie chan had an home invasion.
Jackie chan: "I can handle that with a single kick"
There is no home invasion in China, only certain county. 🤓
Exactly
You missed the joke
That last seen where he kept chasing them with those trees was everything 😂
Scene*
Person: plants gives life...
Daniel: nuh uh... it TAKES lives :)
DANG bro is the 2nd Jackie Chan
The last part that Daniel runs with trees got me so hard 😂❤️
Hard…?
@@speedy9965 Ayo what do you mean by that
He just meant like it was so funny to him
@a random person bro I didn’t even know what he meant by that. Now I’m assuming he was saying it got him laughing hard
imagine just chilling in your house, and a dude dressed like a robber getting chased by a guy holding plants runs past
robbers' worst nightmare lol
What's your favourite weapon?
People: gun, knife, ...
Daniel: 🌳🌳
The run at the end is so accurate, it’s exactly how Jackie runs
Fr
Was checking to see if someone already left this comment, I was gonna say the exact same thing 😂
The running at the end had me 😂😂😂
So exact😂
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Never mess with a man with two trees😂😂😂😂
I can't stop my lauch and thats scared buy you 😂😂
Neighbor across the street looking out a window: "Oh, it's them again."
I would probably accompany them😂😂😂
Never mess with a man with 2 trees
True bro
Never
it'sfake😂
@@loveMJ-0829how?
Fr🤣
Just imagine Neighbours watching a man chase down another man with two trees
Why is this so accurate 😂. He would legit use anythjng he gets his hands on.
The fact that at the beginning he was being chased and now he’s chasing the burglar makes it more funny
While holding the damm plants XD
I'm pretty sure that was the whole focus of the video
no shit, sherlock
@@PowerEd8 exactly
Intruder: *Breaks in*
Jackie Chan: You picked the wrong house, fool!
*911 what’s your emergency?*
Yeah my neighbor is chasing someone with plants
The layout of that house is wild the back door takes you to the second floor 💀
Jackie Chain’s Stunt Double: “Why am I here, if not just to suffer?”
Jackie doesnt have a double, he is the double
Jackie does almost all of his stuns by himself.
@beyond your imagination mf, context
The man is such a legend he does almost all his stunts himself.
I don't think he have stunt double
"I've been training my whole life for this moment"
LOL
Bro had much going with that plant💀
The broom in the face technique was cool. 😂