HILARIOUS ANIME FLAT CHEST JOKES #5

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  • @nadtz
    @nadtz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2475

    "Ishigami!!!" "Ishigami!!!" This show has so many good scenes.

    • @Crimson-cr2nd
      @Crimson-cr2nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Ishigami about to meet the Shinigami

    • @blackybuttholeaqua8547
      @blackybuttholeaqua8547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How about shinsegumi?

    • @pankoniko6479
      @pankoniko6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Moments taken before disaster.

    • @saltyfish7512
      @saltyfish7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Top 10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster

    • @surajkaushal1108
      @surajkaushal1108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ishigaaami... Brake!!

  • @Mushabeans
    @Mushabeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3839

    "Look it's Robert De Flato"
    He continues to Amaze me

    • @jmas081391
      @jmas081391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I really miss Gintama both anime and manga! T_T

    • @arsys68
      @arsys68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This is nice translation.
      BTW, Japanese one refer to Robert Zemeckis (Zeppeki-s). Zeppeki means cliff.

    • @joshuayuen668
      @joshuayuen668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch saiki K then it’s by the same author

    • @syirahmel9121
      @syirahmel9121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What gintama episode is that?

    • @krewa578
      @krewa578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joshua Yuen gintama and Saiki kuso is different manga artist

  • @svisuals4932
    @svisuals4932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5977

    Don't ever choose a Flat Chested one
    *They'll turn their backs on you twice*

  • @nayemrahman9987
    @nayemrahman9987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4328

    Sasuke: The world is flat.
    Sakura: No its not.
    Sasuke: You are my world.
    Sakura: ._.

    • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
      @RandomPerson-cm2wg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Sakura: “both mad and happy at the same time.*

    • @arcanefury3666
      @arcanefury3666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      *Sasuke was then put into a coma until Boruto started*

    • @takosauce3169
      @takosauce3169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      #no sakura fans

    • @Nobody12385
      @Nobody12385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I saw the same joke

    • @AdeptKing
      @AdeptKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Funny thing is she probably wouldn't even hit him for that.

  • @slick_rickgaming1102
    @slick_rickgaming1102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    I asked my gf if girls really care this much about boob size, she replied with do guys care so much about our size? Never felt more speechless

    • @sparrow_solas
      @sparrow_solas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      of course we care about the size of our breasts too

    • @azerqwer5310
      @azerqwer5310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@sparrow_solas yes but def not to the extent of anime girls

    • @Kira1Lawliet
      @Kira1Lawliet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@sparrow_solas Well, I identify as a corn flake.
      Eat me.

    • @sparrow_solas
      @sparrow_solas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Kira1Lawliet you're sexist, homophobic, bigot, ugly, cheeseburger, cornflake, starch having ass, doo doo butter, and all those other gay insults a trans person would say if i could parody one good enough

    • @SuperRichardje
      @SuperRichardje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kira1Lawliet well don’t mind if I do

  • @aweebontheinternet5508
    @aweebontheinternet5508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4475

    "Big oppai fill your hands,
    Flat chests fill your heart"
    - a wise man once said

    • @HeyLittleTown
      @HeyLittleTown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ah yes i remember it was last year ago

    • @jkvirus308
      @jkvirus308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      You forgot the- "and traps fill your ass"

    • @TheZorch
      @TheZorch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jkvirus308 LOL

    • @ashy_knees1923
      @ashy_knees1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LIES

    • @TheCrownclown13
      @TheCrownclown13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i always looks for this wise saying

  • @tempest8573
    @tempest8573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    *Roberto De Flato*
    Man I should start watching Gintama

    • @junont340
      @junont340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Tempest I had countless thoughts of watching it but it’s too long.

    • @edingerale
      @edingerale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I watched all of it in 6 weeks of my summerholidays

    • @s1xto
      @s1xto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      i recommend it..you will laugh your ass off and cry your eyes out
      a masterpiece

    • @mrsora16
      @mrsora16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's a great anime honestly

    • @harshal4150
      @harshal4150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      People who haven't watched Gintama are missing out on once in a life quality entertainment.

  • @BRamz_121
    @BRamz_121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Only in Anime can you have this many ways of making a flat chest joke.
    The elevator drop is so spot on.

  • @Yuhmotherman
    @Yuhmotherman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Nobody
    Not a single soul
    Pink haired skl gurl:You're cute and you're nice
    *AND YOU'RE FLATTER THAN A BOARD* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CAlchemist05
      @CAlchemist05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's actually orange-ish haired, and she's Yoshiko-chan, the idiot of the show, but whatevs.
      Timestamp if anyone wants: 5:00

    • @hurocanitride6116
      @hurocanitride6116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      5:14 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*hack*😱

    • @CAlchemist05
      @CAlchemist05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hurocanitride6116 that's the exact time for the quote, but the start of the clip is at 5:00. Still, I appreciate it

    • @PapaMeat-sj3ri
      @PapaMeat-sj3ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I finna be like "bitch i dont have man boobs das why*

    • @Hoshimaru57
      @Hoshimaru57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yoshiko doesn’t have pink hair. Also on top of being dumber than a rock she’s kind of a bitch. But her mom is the really nasty one, straight up gold digger.

  • @AdeptKing
    @AdeptKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4830

    Funny thing is a lot of the so called "flat" girls aren't even that flat they're just more "realistic". The ones with the big chests defy logic through the power of anime.
    Edit: Wow I didn't think this would get that large. Thanks for the likes guys! Also some of you need to read what I said a bit more carefully.

    • @lifeisnotokiedokie7243
      @lifeisnotokiedokie7243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @F.B.I I thought the FBI was to destroy this cause not join it

    • @seafooddiablo5686
      @seafooddiablo5686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@lifeisnotokiedokie7243 nah they fight to keep smol girls away from lewders, duh... therefore encouraging big oppais is a tactical move

    • @lifeisnotokiedokie7243
      @lifeisnotokiedokie7243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@seafooddiablo5686 ...I have nothin to say bout that. Ok, have a nice day

    • @KickBAc3
      @KickBAc3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Obviously, you haven't heard of the likes of Hitomi Tanaka and the likes. Those things are the size of her head. In most highschool setting anime, you notice that the big chested ones are the ones that are rare. Same with real life. Got a classmate in college who's breasts can be accurately be called anime size(they're bigger than my hands and I have pretty big hands). And those aren't plastic either.

    • @godtierbp1928
      @godtierbp1928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Aren't you just denying the fact that women with large chest exist?

  • @roronoazoro6950
    @roronoazoro6950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    4:08 nezuko male version

    • @lowrhyan567
      @lowrhyan567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hot

    • @cheezebun0325
      @cheezebun0325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha I thought the same

    • @levisbrainrot1091
      @levisbrainrot1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Roronoa Zoro 🤣🤣 LMFAOO

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck was the context? I’m laughing to hard not to know

    • @아아아아-p8o
      @아아아아-p8o 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah....
      Hm...

      I'm pssible

  • @ginsan8198
    @ginsan8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "No body wants to see your crater of chest! We're not on the moon!"
    This is why I friggin' love Gintama. 🤣

  • @sadakisae
    @sadakisae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    3:44 ISHIGAMIIIIII

    • @yesimkazuma2713
      @yesimkazuma2713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      HIT THE BRAKES ISHIGAMI!!!!!

    • @jobm562
      @jobm562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HE FUCKED UP

    • @chrisy5843
      @chrisy5843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mage F

    • @omkarshirgaonkar9800
      @omkarshirgaonkar9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And at that moment Ishigami knew he fucked up.

    • @Cookivirus
      @Cookivirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah my poor poor boy yu

  • @chgaming5059
    @chgaming5059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    "Big chests fill our hopes and dreams,
    Flat chests fill our hearts and souls
    And traps fill our ass and mouth"
    - some random guy

  • @Somethinoranotha
    @Somethinoranotha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I didn't choose the flat chest life the flat chest life chose me

  • @pabriela
    @pabriela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Those jokes hurt my feelings, but I'm still gonna watch

    • @ourmilk88
      @ourmilk88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok

    • @pabriela
      @pabriela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok

    • @Rvlzt
      @Rvlzt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok

    • @Willimann
      @Willimann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pabriela We still love you.

  • @ViveLaChocolatine
    @ViveLaChocolatine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    ISHIGAMIIIIII ''the legend say the corpse was never found''

    • @chaoswarriorx4411
      @chaoswarriorx4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jaifreejairiencompris that’s funny, but he’s in later episodes. I’m sorry

    • @rohitchandran4471
      @rohitchandran4471 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He went over the ravine after losing his brakes

  • @silly1011_
    @silly1011_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    When flat chested people in anime are thiccer than u are irl
    Edit: hey everyone, sorry for writing this comment and for offending any of you. I wrote this comment about a year ago and was immature but i have now understood my lesson so please do not be offended. I am incredibly grateful for the body I have right now and you guys should too. All of you are beautiful!

    • @ohyeahyeahimasian392
      @ohyeahyeahimasian392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Flat>thicc

    • @harubaru4912
      @harubaru4912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A B A I wish I was flat, I want to get rid of these lumps of meat 🙃

    • @yumxi8632
      @yumxi8632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@harubaru4912 well you can't so deal with it!

    • @evlysian7670
      @evlysian7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@harubaru4912 give them to me ill be glad c: ill get free money for them

    • @Yoongitheyearoldturtle
      @Yoongitheyearoldturtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haru baru i feel you on this one im a g cup so its a real struggle

  • @DarkSeraph
    @DarkSeraph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Girls: I have a flat chest, wahh!!
    Also Girls: Mine are too big!!
    Boys: Boobs are Boobs!!

    • @tsukasakadoya8814
      @tsukasakadoya8814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I dont care how size of it i like is loyal to me thats only one i like

    • @MissRaex
      @MissRaex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tsukasakadoya8814 Awww, that's so sweet of you. I'm one with a large size. It's back-breaking work.

    • @tsukasakadoya8814
      @tsukasakadoya8814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MissRaex thx

    • @ShizaPR
      @ShizaPR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly, i mean.. why do they worry about the size? Theres 7.5B people in this world, there are about 3.89B Men in this world i would say half about all men in this world doesn't care about sizes. Theres no need to worry because some men are actually good gentleman who just want someone who's loyal, kind and more. Personally i'd prefer if the flat chested where more appreciated but oh well.. *Humanity At Its Finest*
      Also, Personality should be the only thing that matters

    • @R1NK0W0
      @R1NK0W0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ShizaPR we all want what we don't have/cant have.🙃 and im flatter than a board so if you dont want yours- 🙂

  • @amandaparr4948
    @amandaparr4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Well, someone has to stand up for all of us flat chested girls

    • @rawr9977
      @rawr9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you like/respect flat chested women comment F below

    • @missmolly3744
      @missmolly3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Flat is life

    • @autisticgamer7103
      @autisticgamer7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does it matter?

    • @tman1669
      @tman1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d hug you, but my back is rather strong and I might break a rib

  • @GuitarRocker2008
    @GuitarRocker2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "All the big chests say that!" As a flat chest who has complained about her chest many times I can confirm all the other girls tell me that AND IT DOESNT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

    • @Gemini053
      @Gemini053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm just like: "Give me another excuse. Cause I've heard about the back and shoulder pain, I'm tired of the "you can walk around without a bra on" cause we've still got nipples at the end of the day. I'm tired of hearing the whole "can't buy cute bras, wear cute shirts/wear low cut v neck shirts or certain types of dresses."

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    3:07
    Don't worry Yuri.
    Don't be embarrassed by your body.
    You look good as ever.

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's even better flat.

    • @thegrimreaper950
      @thegrimreaper950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spartan Q77 nah

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thegrimreaper950 Excuse me what blasphemy I'm reading?

    • @nari.oh.356
      @nari.oh.356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Messerschmitt BF 109G 10 And it looks like you have a serious health problem or disorder as well. You might wanna go check on that. Could be something horrible. It most likely is though.

    • @pixiedust2082
      @pixiedust2082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Messerschmitt BF 109G 10 mmKUWna

  • @lassewr
    @lassewr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Was quietly watching and thinking “ that’s funny” “that’s also funny” “another funny one”..... but then at 2:55 I nearly died from laughter. She grab him by the upper jaw and dunk him in the water. I laughed out loud.
    Thank you, that made my day. And made me realize I might just need to start watching anime again

    • @ffdow5488
      @ffdow5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lasse Rasmussen gintama is the best

    • @dadolphinplayz
      @dadolphinplayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ffdow5488 yes

  • @xxgachamysticxx4547
    @xxgachamysticxx4547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    For me, I don't really care about breast sizes if they're cute. All I want from a girl is their loyalty and other sweet personalities. I give no f**ks if they're flat chested.

  • @adaslothland850
    @adaslothland850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Guy: You all asked me out at the same but I can’t be with all of you at the same time.
    Girl 1: I‘m good at arts
    Girl 2: I’m clever
    Girl 3: I’m strong
    Girl 4: I was never able to relate to the flat chest jokes in animes.
    Guy: That one. The forth one.

    • @SeraphimxSins
      @SeraphimxSins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao, well you're not wrong. If a guy had to choose solely based on those surface level merits alone, many would go with the busty one.

    • @gameer0037
      @gameer0037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joke‘s on you I‘d take the first 😅
      I have not yet met a single woman (at my age) that shares the same passion and interest for discussing art...

    • @alexcassanova9079
      @alexcassanova9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really?!

    • @samthecutewolf9433
      @samthecutewolf9433 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SeraphimxSins Big boobs >>>>>> small boobs

  • @loki5404
    @loki5404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I just woke up my parents were asleep my headphones at 100 Holy shit they heard most of the start

    • @junont340
      @junont340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anurag Dikshit the exact same thing happened to me, but with hentai

    • @futarokun2062
      @futarokun2062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@junont340lol

  • @gintokisakata6167
    @gintokisakata6167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2:44
    *Kondo on the quest to find the greatest treasure*

  • @melancholymaids3032
    @melancholymaids3032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That true bro tried to save ishigami’s life.
    *Key. word. tried.*

    • @sadhoneychilli_emilia
      @sadhoneychilli_emilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah ! The voice we heard was him screaming his name just in his brain . He didn't really say anything to him .

  • @Ash-qy9hk
    @Ash-qy9hk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    OMG I'M SO SCARED BEACAUSE WHEN THEY SAID WHY SUDDENLY GOT DARK THE LIGHTS IN MY ROOM TURNED OFF

    • @unknowncat-qx2cm
      @unknowncat-qx2cm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH GOSH

    • @kinarast
      @kinarast 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah something like that is very scary

    • @yh-bw9pj
      @yh-bw9pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

  • @killuazoldyck1462
    @killuazoldyck1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Some girls in anime looks like 12 years old but their chest are huge.

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    2:26
    I guess the milk growth is true.

    • @xxgachamysticxx4547
      @xxgachamysticxx4547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In an anime. I know I killed the joke, but I don't give a f**k.

    • @ms.centurion9708
      @ms.centurion9708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’re right I drink tons of milk and I’m 6’3”

    • @undeadfaith
      @undeadfaith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WAIT DOES MILK ACTUALLY MAKE UR BOOBS GROW

    • @rawr9977
      @rawr9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Somebody answer the person above me!

    • @SonicReborn
      @SonicReborn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Normalpeoplescaremeisthe livelaughloveofgoth it does in women but not in males, also consuming a lot of fat makes them grow, how do you think women are able to give milk to thier child? And why do you think they eat a lot of ice cream when the women are pregnant. Sure it’s what happens when they are pregnant but it is also to prepare food for the upcoming life. Hopefully that makes sense... also why am I guy and I know this stuff 😂 smh

  • @SuguRakuNiShiteYaru
    @SuguRakuNiShiteYaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    As a great legend once said:
    tsk.... Flat.

    • @DarkCeleste1260
      @DarkCeleste1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wanna hear another joke? Asobi asobase reference

    • @Gabriela-jg1bd
      @Gabriela-jg1bd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SPICY

    • @oAura7
      @oAura7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DarkCeleste1260 SPICY !!!!!

    • @oAura7
      @oAura7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol in asobi asobase when the baby said SPICY!! I laughed my ass off

    • @theTHwa3tes11
      @theTHwa3tes11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lololololol that anime

  • @meccevil321
    @meccevil321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    8:37
    "I padded the hel out of them!"
    Eris would be proud.

  • @marcorodriguez8792
    @marcorodriguez8792 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:11 you can hear them bounce. Nice 👌

  • @persiaturner4730
    @persiaturner4730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    I'm always offended from these animes, us flat chested people need to stick together😥

    • @keanu-sama8378
      @keanu-sama8378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Some people like em flat, just find one of them.

    • @cherrydonut2482
      @cherrydonut2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@kirbstomped361 I think it's kinda disgusting when people have huge huge chest.

    • @kirbstomped361
      @kirbstomped361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sakayalo it’s not fun when you have nothing to touch.

    • @trinityharford3088
      @trinityharford3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@kirbstomped361 that hurts

    • @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257
      @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      What if you're not flat. but as a male.

  • @anangunggulbimantara742
    @anangunggulbimantara742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Flat chest is a status! It's a precious rarity!" -Konata

  • @asianboy4087
    @asianboy4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:46
    Me: *Takes out the word “attention”.*
    Also me: Here’s my attention. Take it or leave it.

  • @johnmarkaban4265
    @johnmarkaban4265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    A great Filipino man once said
    - Big-chest girl brings happiness -
    - Flat-chest girls brings life -
    Hurray for us Filipino's

    • @arenceagcaoili9368
      @arenceagcaoili9368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a Filipino myself, I agree with this person.

    • @itsme4374
      @itsme4374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is truly a wise man’s words

    • @legendaryhacker4030
      @legendaryhacker4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol plus agreed pon ko

    • @staz_korragg7746
      @staz_korragg7746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait.... brings life? I don't get it

    • @johnmarkaban4265
      @johnmarkaban4265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@staz_korragg7746 only Filipino man can understand this bruh

  • @Adam-wy7mj
    @Adam-wy7mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    3:38 my dude just committed un intentional suicide 😭😂

    • @kelvin3855
      @kelvin3855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AzRaeL 😂😂😂

    • @Cookivirus
      @Cookivirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yu got used to being hit later on in the series

    • @levisbrainrot1091
      @levisbrainrot1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam I COUDLNT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT PART🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackie6057
    @jackie6057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's so relatable it hurts.

  • @eric658
    @eric658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    Flat chested are great
    *'Cuz they can fit in narrow places*

    • @isthisyoutube7961
      @isthisyoutube7961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Flash?

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Flat chest evasion is a useful skill as well. It also looks sexy when someone does it.😏

    • @skeletondemon6009
      @skeletondemon6009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I hate that I have to agree with you on this.

    • @evlysian7670
      @evlysian7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But if they have a thicc 🍑 more thicc than a oppai

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@evlysian7670 Yea no. I don't care for fat. Little round booties are best. Flat is also best together.

  • @jesontjowari9723
    @jesontjowari9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Big Oppai fills your hands
    Flat Chests hurt your face"
    -Some MC

  • @WolftamerFMAB
    @WolftamerFMAB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    KHORnime be like:
    “You know what?”
    “Double the intro.”

  • @Levi-he6nj
    @Levi-he6nj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *Laughing uncontrollably!!!*
    "Look down at my own flat chest: *laughs uncomfortable Uncontrollably!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @Dos679
    @Dos679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Oppai is truth"
    "Medium is premium"
    "Flat is justice"
    Any size makes my wood rise
    -Satou Kazuma

  • @AmareKr
    @AmareKr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Look its Roberto De Flato"
    Me:You amuses me way to much🤣🤣

  • @Luis_A330
    @Luis_A330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Remember, the flatter their chest the stronger they are, in certain anime.

    • @museppo4239
      @museppo4239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luis Alvarez Tsunade joins the chat

    • @-IAmAutumn-
      @-IAmAutumn- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Flat chested are always strong and the big chested are always a softie

    • @Catbus-z2v
      @Catbus-z2v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **cough* *cough** Taiga ahemmm Toradora 👀

    • @chikiexx6587
      @chikiexx6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-IAmAutumn- no

    • @chikiexx6587
      @chikiexx6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you watch demon slayer?

  • @eulacier3973
    @eulacier3973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Damn i am really out here body shaming at 2am in the morning. Me and my A cup, practically feels like nothing- 🥺😭

    • @jacquesmesrine3244
      @jacquesmesrine3244 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flatter than the Kanto plain! Lol But don't worry, if you have a nice body, that's OK. There's a lot of assmen out there. 😁

  • @Xenomorphdude472
    @Xenomorphdude472 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Female rivalry between chest variety is an always inevitable thing to me.

  • @kenshinflyer
    @kenshinflyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:12 "OPPAI GA CHICCHAI KOOOOOO~" Dammit, Yoshiko, you're giving us song ideas!!!

  • @AntigoneX9
    @AntigoneX9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Flat is justice bro.
    It can feel through your heart

    • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
      @RandomPerson-cm2wg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A wiser man once said: “Boobs are the extension of a heart.”

  • @v3rt1c4l2
    @v3rt1c4l2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When it comes to gintama, my lungs becomes a space vacuum

  • @AG-ui4qi
    @AG-ui4qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love my flate , I can sleep in every position , as a sleepy person it's a gift for me

  • @SilveryBlue1010
    @SilveryBlue1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Nobody want to see your crater of a chest! We're not in the moon!" 😂😂 Gin-chan can be really creative with insult 😂😂

  • @Jinaria101
    @Jinaria101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a perfect example of why you should never compare yourself to others cause it’ll only make you look like a fool

  • @6a6ey17
    @6a6ey17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why do I torture my tiny chest by watching these videos. Why.

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Look, it's Robert De Flato."

  • @revresbo101
    @revresbo101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s been 10 years since Baka Test made its first appearance and is STILL hilarious to this day. the real ones know.

  • @MayTheWrathOfTheGodsPierceYou
    @MayTheWrathOfTheGodsPierceYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:42 this is my type of horror movie

  • @hartbr0k3nmusic2
    @hartbr0k3nmusic2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:26 moments before disaster 🤣🤣

  • @ADHlexia
    @ADHlexia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bruh when I found out that a lot of anime makes fun of flat chests, I’m over here like “I have friends with big boobs and they say they hate it and wish they had my size.” Lollll. Like I’m not flAt flat, but I definitely don’t have back pain if you know what I mean 😂😂😂

  • @micaangelabarrera8730
    @micaangelabarrera8730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that part when she sang that her friend is as flat as a bored even tho she is flat 2

  • @sphere7158
    @sphere7158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    0:19, *DAAAAAAMN*

    • @GreenHotDogz
      @GreenHotDogz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Japanese 15 year olds are wild, right? Lmao

  • @iamcharles630
    @iamcharles630 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Look, it's Roberto De Flato" had me falling out my chair laughing

  • @stevenlekru6006
    @stevenlekru6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Flat is Justice!

  • @linie3183
    @linie3183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Where's my "I prefer flat chested girls because it's cuter" suqad at?

  • @WetOniichan
    @WetOniichan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can't stop laughing at this everytime I see this 0:06

  • @snipermask4242
    @snipermask4242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That boi said "BEHIND YOU!"I started laughing hard when I thinking she was finna punch the shit out of him🤣😑🤦🏿‍♂️😬

  • @soulprincejeanni
    @soulprincejeanni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can’t tell me their is an anime without one of these moments

  • @HaremArchon
    @HaremArchon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:45 Damn, they just glared at the narrator

  • @Ivan-cx2fu
    @Ivan-cx2fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    3:17 I felt like I was looking at Natsuki

    • @karthussakamoto
      @karthussakamoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dAs A dDlC rEfErEnCe

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And looks like Natsuki is getting along with Yuri than just fighting.

  • @expastelline_sof2742
    @expastelline_sof2742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    1:10
    *that moment when she got bigger than me*
    `-`

    • @soap7032
      @soap7032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sameee

    • @kinarast
      @kinarast 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry, some people have Pettan fetish

  • @Vanilla91459
    @Vanilla91459 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m not even into anime yet I can watch this whole thing through

  • @SatouIlNekoPanzer
    @SatouIlNekoPanzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    it's more funnier when the person who said the joke gets kicked across the world

  • @KentoNanamisbbg
    @KentoNanamisbbg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I relate to this on a personal level-

  • @justvexxy
    @justvexxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    We cant really choose the size.

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, but you can make the joking fun

    • @joeschmoe2843
      @joeschmoe2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually with modern medicine...

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither can we

    • @marvelite_edits
      @marvelite_edits 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@13_cminoone's making joke on your little guy though

  • @walmartbargainbin
    @walmartbargainbin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My boy Shirogane tried to come in clutch for Ishigami.
    At this point he just does it to himself, smh my head.

  • @raikou7145
    @raikou7145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We will miss you khornime

    • @ichixyu1194
      @ichixyu1194 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We will, we will

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 ปีที่แล้ว

    That whole last segment, JUST AWESOME!!
    But this whole video is death my laughter!!!😂😂😂☠️😂😂😂😂

  • @iimxo8033
    @iimxo8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks anime for making me more insecure

  • @FeliXtreme
    @FeliXtreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Let's be realistic. As a man of honor I dare to claim, that I like all natural sizes. (But I actually prefer little ones lol).

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    FLAT IS JUSTICE! 😎

  • @jorunisntreal
    @jorunisntreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joestars: "Our chests are big"😎
    Giorno: 😑😭

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Ishigami ! Ishigami, behind you ! Ishigami ! ISHIGAMIIIII !!"
    Kaguya-sama is a LEGENDARY manga 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @perdomot
    @perdomot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Crater Chest" is a deadly weapon. LOL

  • @Gemini053
    @Gemini053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    (6:08) God, I felt this.

  • @raymakbutwithmoustache6413
    @raymakbutwithmoustache6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    What's up with big chest and girls?
    Big or flat.
    Its the beautiful face and personality that matters. (well at least for me)

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same thing with smol or big dikk for men. I mean, you can have fun if you have smol pp, butyou have to compensate with skill, if ya get what Imma talkin'

    • @half-facejeremydock42
      @half-facejeremydock42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, if there was a beautiful faced toad-bodied girl, would you say the same after that?

    • @raymakbutwithmoustache6413
      @raymakbutwithmoustache6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@half-facejeremydock42 If her personality matches me. Yes. My answer would still be the same

    • @Anonymous-qk9ec
      @Anonymous-qk9ec 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭🤧💘

  • @TrungNguyen-qs8uq
    @TrungNguyen-qs8uq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn , that intro still got me goosebump

  • @flarex301
    @flarex301 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn....i miss this channel.😢

  • @kyleken8383
    @kyleken8383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why can these guys get away with complaining so much about beautiful flat chests?

  • @NileDuers
    @NileDuers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:39 epic man :)

    • @Cookivirus
      @Cookivirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Easily fav character

  • @gvnady8380
    @gvnady8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:16 A girl of culture I suppose xD

  • @juliusjuukulius850
    @juliusjuukulius850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never forget the one in GTO when miss Fuyutsuki was described by Onizuka as a surfboard HAHAHA

  • @aliasrai
    @aliasrai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    KHORnime intros are the one of the best and that's a fact.

  • @RiSYnnn
    @RiSYnnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Flat is *JUSTICE!*

  • @malinaizetiopije8844
    @malinaizetiopije8844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:01-0:04 ,,Don't stop don't stop the midget"

    • @xxgachamysticxx4547
      @xxgachamysticxx4547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, I'm gonna stop the midget.

    • @SummonDevil
      @SummonDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the name of the anime at 0:01 ?

    • @Brudeus_Graybread
      @Brudeus_Graybread 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SummonDevil Nyarko-san: Another Crawling Chaos

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only midgets are allowed to say midget how dare you

  • @senpaiotakuharubi8809
    @senpaiotakuharubi8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I feel sorry for flat, really hurts seeing em suffer due jealousy, I hope they understand some boys not only like big ones too, ✌️

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If it breathes, and I have a chance, I’ll take it

    • @sarahbarabe8470
      @sarahbarabe8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No the difference is
      Some guys don't like big ones
      Almost all guys don't like small ones
      The bigger girls still attract most guys, maybe just a few odd ones don't like them back
      The flatter girls don't attract hardly any guys, you'll be lucky to find a few

    • @SeraphimxSins
      @SeraphimxSins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@randomuser5443 That's uh.. one wide net you're casting.

    • @astronomical3342
      @astronomical3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Incorrect my friend

    • @Gemini053
      @Gemini053 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarahbarabe8470 How in the hell are you going to force your stupid ass and barley factual opinion onto the boys and the MEN of this planet

  • @RodimusPrime1982
    @RodimusPrime1982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I KNOW THAT SOUND EFFECT WHEN KAGUYA TURNED TO LOOK AT CHIKA'S CHEST! THAT G1 AUTOBOT LASER FIRE SOUNDS

  • @shion3948
    @shion3948 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:53 the best one, so creative omg

  • @ame-chan579
    @ame-chan579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Small breasts are actually really useful (not totally flat, just *smol* )
    Your back doesn't hurt. You don't have to always use a bra. You can lay down on your stomach. You can run without feeling pain in the chest and doing sports is more comfortable to do in general.
    Thanks for coming to my Ted talk, that would be all uwu

    • @whyareyouusinglightmode2098
      @whyareyouusinglightmode2098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And no incel/perv will try to touch

    • @ame-chan579
      @ame-chan579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyareyouusinglightmode2098 ehh
      There's always one

    • @twinlittlesisterinfinity8137
      @twinlittlesisterinfinity8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am b cup but i think that flat chest is the most useful size to be . I want to become flat one day
      Not sure yet how much sport will help me with this
      I already don t wear bra and it helped me to reduce the size
      I seriously hate bra . . It s awful how this twisted creation for someone of my breast size and even before the whole development of it : i was corrupted and manipulated with filth words overly used in our world that praise the usefulness of the bra and the growth of the breast size while looking down at those and the actions that can make you avoid the growth of the breast size
      I wanted to have a small chest since my teenager years but i wasn t strong enough with my actions , i didn t do enough sport and i did end up wearing a bra and agreeing with the idea of wearing bra which comes with the waste of time and waste of spendings and limitations .
      And yes the world and those that created those limitations would never probably face the reality of the harm that it caused to the development of a human being like me u.u
      But then again science isn t good enough yet for the things i want to achieve -/ other topics
      But anyway flat chests are epic
      Men shouldn t be the only ones to be praised for their flat chests -.- attention is useful for improvement , well the good types of attention -0-