Enjoy some of the... interesting gifts we were sent this time. As always thank you for the mail, we love opening them. We are probably going to try to do a holiday one as well so send any holiday gifts ASAP so we get them in time!
Could you imagine if someone tried to rob the offline TV house and everyone just walked out from their rooms with like 10 swords and a suit of armor and toast just had a really large condom
Patch 4.20 of Offline TV: Unboxing changing the meta, I see. The new champion, The Condom (also informally known as "The Cock Sleeve"), seems to be the new meta. Weapons seems to still be somewhat viable, though they are not as OP as before. Many predict that players will start gravitating towards the Toast path, now that it has received a buff. Many are also playing the "Cookbook," while taking the Fed path. It seems to be a very effective combo. Will be waiting for the next update.
@@MathStringInputOutpu in the past toast was a hs streamer that only play and stream hs but now he's a streamer that play league,hs,pokemong a variety streamer
Daniel Velez lol this was before they announced they were dating. Ya she’s already a Pikachu. Let’s just hope she doesn’t devolve back to a pichu again
Or it's because of Toast stream where he go looking around wikipedia to see which streamer has one and apparently pokimane and a lot other HS streamer has one and he was salty he didn't have one and when lily came in the room toast search for her name and laugh because she didn't have one too.
My gift was the 3 poke plush I'm bummed out lily didn't like her artist pikachu. I'm glad scarra had a good laugh for his gift and mark liked his lucario
I think she liked it - She pointed out that it was an artist before anyone ^_^ I think she appreciated it :) I think things just get crazy when everyone's talking at once, and they're trying to hurry to fit everything in a video. Mark is totally a Lucario lol
I sent it to then already sorry Ali. The last time I sent it to them I purchased it through the pokemon website and did not order them separately idk why it got sent in 3 boxes. This time I am sending 4 of them one being scarra. Last time I didn't know he was doing keedo.
Who else wants an armory tour vid (edit - bro I randomly got a notification for this comment and I spent even remember commenting so uhh thanks for the likes)
To be honest they are now a house of fit almost welltrained people who are heavily armed with a huge global outreach. they have everything that would actually mark you as dangerous in FBI standards.
pokis such a sweetheart ;-; hurts my soul that until 2020 when fed was exposed that she was constantly distanced and lonely as her friends were being manipulated.
Enjoy some of the... interesting gifts we were sent this time. As always thank you for the mail, we love opening them. We are probably going to try to do a holiday one as well so send any holiday gifts ASAP so we get them in time!
Yeet
Roughly when will you do the next one ?
Offline TV y’all left Albie out of the title :(((
Yah Yeet!
I’m guessing Wikipedia t-shirt is because lily reads wiki before watching shows?
Could you imagine if someone tried to rob the offline TV house and everyone just walked out from their rooms with like 10 swords and a suit of armor and toast just had a really large condom
underrated comment
@@glee5101 bruh. This vid is a year ago, this comment was just posted 5 days ago. Wym underrated
@@dfntly_not_rohan lmfao let it slide
@@dfntly_not_rohan two years
Michael with his robodog and torture devices- "Another test subject"😈
2:17
Everyone: "1, 2, 3, SNORLAX"
*Conversation moves on*
Toast 3 years later: "SNORLAX"
Toast : Why use a banana?
Fed : LETS GOOO
Lily and Poki : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Yes
Banana girl, banana girl
David Bourdelais Umm... Lily is dating Michael Reeves
That aged like milk
RockAsteroid this was before micheal even join
I pitty the poor soul that tries to rob your house
I'm more concerned for Albert if he breaks up with Lily
Im more worried about Fed
Lautaro Omar Lamalfa wait did they say they were together
@@charlizeva theyve been together for a while now and yes theyve made a couple videos or so, at least on Lily's channel, confirming their status
Ossyria oh ok
Patch 4.20 of Offline TV: Unboxing changing the meta, I see.
The new champion, The Condom (also informally known as "The Cock Sleeve"), seems to be the new meta.
Weapons seems to still be somewhat viable, though they are not as OP as before.
Many predict that players will start gravitating towards the Toast path, now that it has received a buff. Many are also playing the "Cookbook," while taking the Fed path. It seems to be a very effective combo.
Will be waiting for the next update.
Yvonne buffs are insane dude wtf????
@@RyuuseiBoy way OP this patch!
You can say that the condom meta provides a lot of... cover.
It also wraps the game up nicely
The only down side it you can only peel after you're done
1:44
Rappers Eminem is afraid to diss
Nathan Facteau agreed Eminem be *triggered*
she sounds like an animal crossing character
@@tbush7316 the NPC when your doing a speedrun
Nathan Facteau lol
i like how toast taped over the hs on his twitch name board
I thought it was edited because it looked straight
But then i was like why tf would they censor that
Yt
You mean because he plays a lot more than HS right now?
@@MathStringInputOutpu in the past toast was a hs streamer that only play and stream hs but now he's a streamer that play league,hs,pokemong a variety streamer
@@MathStringInputOutpu He very recently got the HS part of his twitch name tooken off.
Lily: "Pichu only evolves with happiness."
I guess she'll stay a pichu forever
Nop, michael makes her happy
Daniel Velez lol this was before they announced they were dating. Ya she’s already a Pikachu. Let’s just hope she doesn’t devolve back to a pichu again
@@danielvelez9377 Michael brings her N I G H T M A R E
🥺
@@wessltov and an endless supply of crack
I’m guessing Wikipedia t-shirt is because lily reads wiki before watching shows?
Or it's because of Toast stream where he go looking around wikipedia to see which streamer has one and apparently pokimane and a lot other HS streamer has one and he was salty he didn't have one and when lily came in the room toast search for her name and laugh because she didn't have one too.
Yeah, without a doubt, really.
I laughed and then nobody in the video got the joke.
Feelsbadman
@@Sumi-e1999 it's not, that stream was recent and these gifts were sent probably weeks before at least
@@cnyk9513 Depending on where it's sent from,could just been days
AdamC I look at wiki during
Lily" "Pichu only evolves with happiness"
... Is that why she's still Lilypichu?
Oof
Oof
Oof
PepeHands
Oof
Imagine if micheal was there with the SwOrD
He would have done what toast did with the kuni but more extreme
Someone’s head would get chopped off
@@Armzilla123 that might have happened but there would also be no witnesses
Turtles would have been executed
I miss Albert
5:20
*toast* : blows up a condom like a balloon and does the sex sign with it.
Lily: says bad word and gets sensored.
@MrJooce Hehehe
I'm ******
*censored
Xcelor 892 My guy, you should never tell someone your age on the Internet
I did not see it
Thunder Runner why? No one gives a fuck
Glasses are not a good look on me.
Yes they are haha
You wouldn't be Arima without them
I think it looks cool. :)
sleightlymusical I’m guessing Wikipedia t-shirt is because lily reads wiki before watching shows?
What? You're telling me that wasn't Josh?
Everyone is ignoring the cute kitty that is quietly sleeping
awww that's actually pretty cute
I was looking at it the whole time. Its so cute!
Mimi
this channel will be "Sword Art Offline TV"
GENIUS
-fed
The Wikipedia shirt was probably a reference to Lily reading an anime's wiki page instead of actually watching the anime
Love how Mimi is just chilling on the table amongst the chaos and swords 🗡
My gift was the 3 poke plush I'm bummed out lily didn't like her artist pikachu. I'm glad scarra had a good laugh for his gift and mark liked his lucario
I think she liked it - She pointed out that it was an artist before anyone ^_^ I think she appreciated it :)
I think things just get crazy when everyone's talking at once, and they're trying to hurry to fit everything in a video.
Mark is totally a Lucario lol
I am sending scarra a new one and sending a few more for other offline tv members. Hopefully it shows up in time for the holidays unbox openings.
yea she liked it if you pay attention she even states that pichu evolves with happiness
luis coronel can I ask you for a favor?
Can you add my name on a note and send it them? My name is Ali
I sent it to then already sorry Ali. The last time I sent it to them I purchased it through the pokemon website and did not order them separately idk why it got sent in 3 boxes. This time I am sending 4 of them one being scarra. Last time I didn't know he was doing keedo.
15:38 THE LANGUAGE OF HONG KONG IS CANTO!!!!
Or English
m goi sai not xie xie :(
I thought that too. but the point was just to abuse poki
Agreed diu nei
Alan Evans that’s not the right one, Duo jie is for gifts where as that is for courtesy.
I love Toast's smile after Poki gave him her new backpack
Am I the only one that though they were talking about Matpat when they say Game Theory
Nobodyl3 nope
Nah not just you
hahaha, would have so funny if MatPat was a LoL player/fan
Your where not the only one
Wait- were they not.
17:07 is anyone gonna talk about when Fed was confused whos whistling and it was just Albert XD
srsly what anime is that?
@@Chemical_Droplets Bruh it's Zelda
@@emaleebisson6797 im sorry okay i never play zelda :(
@@Chemical_Droplets OMEGASP
12:06 R.I.P the ones at late night trying to pretend to sleep but watch vids
Thats what i did like an hour wgo
Who else wants an armory tour vid (edit - bro I randomly got a notification for this comment and I spent even remember commenting so uhh thanks for the likes)
YEESSS!!!
@Mike Hunt
Uhm...what?
They need to do that now
OFFLINE TV HQ: *Loli bodypillow sheet*
FBI HQ: Heavily armed and now lolis... God this is getting out of hand.
To be honest they are now a house of fit almost welltrained people who are heavily armed with a huge global outreach. they have everything that would actually mark you as dangerous in FBI standards.
@@BlueWingKing Just wait until christmas unboxing rolls around that's when the real crazy shit starts.
Did you send them a gun?
@@BlueWingKing
Not sure they'd qualify as well trained tbh...
shamanazakura ^^^
5:17 ZORO'S BLACK SWORD WTFF soo damn cooool, and no ones notice it :'(
It isn't, Zoro's sword have a way more details in the sheath.
Lmao that ain't zoro's
Its tanjiro sword
@@Mojelojam tanjiros sword has red on it, not gold
its indeed yubashiri
I focused more on the cat that’s on the table. So adorable
Brian Bautista its Mimi :3
Brian Bautista same
Armoury tour
I demand it
We demand it
Full of Swords and Merchandise haha a lot of it
We demand it
I SUPPORT THIS COMMENT ❤
pokis such a sweetheart ;-; hurts my soul that until 2020 when fed was exposed that she was constantly distanced and lonely as her friends were being manipulated.
Albert goes to hand the sword to scarra but he quickly switches to lily 😂 5:29
Panda XD lmao poor scarra 😂
Panda XD saw that too xD
JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!(No I didn't do an awkward hand shake you did)
Panda XD feels bad I saw that to and I was like ohhhhh nooooooo
Everyone send gifts to Toast ONLY this holiday. So many that the whole unboxing video will be toast gifts. Lets make it happen!
Chris Cheng we should send him good gifts except someone has to send him a Christmas themed condom or as he would call it a “cocksleeve”
bro when someone tries to rob them they’ll be like “TO THE ARMORY!” and just start stabbing shit
1:35 play speed 0:75
Underrated content
Thanks :)
Then play at 2x
Then use captions
Poki could’ve used that anti-theft backpack for that camera that she got stolen
Lol
What camera
mykull reeves: joins otv
fans: gives lesser weapons
5:30 scarra trynna grab it lol
💀💀😂😂
:( :(
This is so sad
:(
Everyone better send toast something or I'm gonna cry.
ikr
OtakuPerson _13 I got ya with condoms fam
@@dtownblastinsalvi62 wait is there a size for what he has
Don't worry
HAHA I got a like for that even though I actually was vaguely referencing what toast had said
Eminem: I am the fastest rapper in the world.
Lily: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME MORTAL!!!
Ok I have decided to binge watch offline TV see you all in every single video, I am currently on video number 52, time is 4:43pm day 3
hi
I love how mimi is just chilling on the table
2:28 "are they condoms?" *Poki immediately looks over*
Lol
Poki tries so hard to ignore fed at that moment. XD
btw im rewatching otv videos again and again.
The best unboxing on TH-cam
12:06 when everyone is talking in discord
oh my god i was looking for this comment. i love you
5:20 that's Zoro's sword from One Piece
which one?
@@dragosmic4903 Yubashiri
disappointed. they didnt know.
Its not. His has more details on the handle part
nah bro that handgaurd is like iconic
Please we speak Cantonese in Hong Kong
Ik man Hong Kong people together
Oh and diu nei
屌你
Exactly, people from Hong Kong and Canton speak Cantonese.
I was about to say....shouldn't they know that?
Little does everyone know lucario is actually 4'3"
I think it's 3'11"
My useless knowledge fails me again
Jonras TV F
I was about to go to sleep cmon :(
Me too man :(
10 AM here 😆
They gave me the heart aaaaaaaaaaaaa
saaaame its 23:48 rn cmon
Blight Slinger It’s 1am here :o
It’s nice to see that people all around the world love OfflineTV ❤️
The look on Toasts face when poki said he can have the steal proof bag
OfflineTV household in a nutshell:
Swords and Cookbooks
I love Toast's attitude lol.
10:39 "pichu only evolves from happiness" that's why she hasn't evolved
wtf
Underated Comment
Oh-
Now she evolved
1:37 eminem wil be like :- STOP!!!! you are a threat to my career.
17:07 best part imo. Hyrule would be proud
Fed was confused the entire time.
Toast is a mood
12:19 Albert's face says it all
Bruh y r u responding to a 1 year comments with 2 words
@@awfhiuwahfw why are u
@@godplayzgaming9261 i was responding to a deleted comment that was from 1 day ago when i wrote it
@@awfhiuwahfw oh srry
@@godplayzgaming9261 nah it's fine, u couldnt have realised
yo, i'm kinda disappointed that none of them clocked that the katana they got gifted was a replica of the Yubashiri from one piece.
Same buddy
That's the reason why I find it kinda familiar :O
Josh probably would've but yeah gutted cuz it's sick
Sipho Ndlovu yeah bruh!! Dope sword!!! 🔥👌
they are just an uncultivated bunch tbh ... pepega
In the beginning I felt like I am a imposter about to get integrated
3:37 Lily's "How old are you?" has to be the cutest insult ever uttered
Show scarra some love goddammit.
Cmon Toast the majority language in Hong kong is cantonese.... babyrage
He did it to troll poki
Pulls sword out. Immediately thinking "test it on the cat..."
Wow, I’ve never seen Lily genuinely laugh like that. Wholesome
1:00 I love how Lily out of everyone is panicking about what Toast is about to do..
5:31 how scarra thought that albert was going to give it to him but albert was like nah and gave it to lily
That tape over Toast's HS doe
what happened to HS?
@@MathStringInputOutpu Toast decided that since he plays other games apart from HS, that his handle should reflect that.
someone should send toast a empty box with "you get oxygen" writtten inside
6:18 its a rich slap
albert unboxing the zelda sword was my favorite part
the condom balloon
I spit out my tea
6:30 keep on watching your welcome
Yo if Tom is from Hong Kong that means he speaks Cantonese
You don't know if Tom is HK Chinese or China Chinese
toast is gonna get so much next time lol
For the condom part I wish Toast would’ve said something like, “Well my last name isn’t Wang for nothing” 😂
7:01 Fed about to steal this for himself lmao!!!
"hi i'm tom from hong kong"
me: *flash backs to michael receiving their flag in the "i let twitter decorate my room" video
18:36 pokichu is real
league fan I hate these type of shippers.
Ninjinzo i hate ur mom
HaanBerry I hate it mom
HaanBerry your mum is great. Especially.
Hong Kong speaks Cantonese...
yep gonna say the exact same thing. it should be do ze sai.
Yep just about to comment that
lol the amount of butthurt HK peeps, relax they obviously didn't know
LoL we are not criticising them for not knowing, but it is an issue that needs awareness. We are just trying to defend our language.
@@Dan1Lai1Ducky thanks mate, all i want is this comment
Would literally breakdown crying if i got any one of zoros pieces and you just brush it off as an "anime sword" you break my heart. RIP yubashiri
"He even specifically said not scarra" lol
Imagine speeding up lily while she’s reading it fast. It’s hilarious
I love how much of a weeb Lily and Josh are. Monogatari is one of my favorite animes as well and I'm so jealous of that Shinobu body pillow
*FED* you should do a cooking stream and whenever you cook something good say *easy bake boys*
and make an emote for that
6:30 twitch in a nutshell
😒
Hhahhahaaa
Janet: Why does your mouth taste so weird?
Toast: I mean ...
9:33 “can we use it to cut fruit” IM WHEEZING!!
Lily needs to open a museum for all her weapons LMAO
Marks whistling was like a bird I rewatched it 14 times it was beautifal
Official first language in Hong Kong is Cantonese btw
Lucas H won't be for long ;)
Still feel sad when Lily lost her spear, especially when she found out what happened to it later on. I hope one of her fans gets her a new one.
I love how fed dosent know whats going on xD
1:29 Speed to 0.75 you're welcome bois
Nah, 2x
You're welcome.
Master Yee a
Do you know '' bois '' mean wood and '' drink'' in French? No one care? OK... 😢
Welcome for what? I still can't understand her with that fakeass dumb fucking squeaky voice. And I don't care for it.
@@tericruise1861 well damn
is lily going to kiss poki??? 18:54
15
dudddddddee
lmao I was looking for this comment
I KNOW RIGHT
I mean ...she did pay her earlier on. :')
2:44 YO POKI IS FEELING IT😂😂💀
"OUR DIRTIEST UNBOXING EVER | OFFLINETV FAN MAIL UNBOXING ft. TOAST, POKI, LILYPICHU, SCARRA, FED"
Why Albert not mentioned? xd
Now you know why
@@CloverMilk626 lol chill
He was doing dirty somewhere else forsenCD
@@SFARRA_ i dont get it
bubble dude ohh buddy do you have some catching up to do
Poki made some faces when dem condoms came out😂
Scarra: it's part of the trio
Me: gimme my toes back
5:30 sike scarras not gonna get a good look at that sword xD
1:44 the teacher calls on me and I don’t know the answer