POKIMANE'S NEW BOYFRIEND? - OFFLINETV UNBOXING
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"Sykkuno is not part of OTV"
He's just there for dinner
YUP DINNER
yeahh..... just dinner.
Yep dinner
Definitely dinner...
He just ubers over sometimes
Lily: *punches toast*
Toast: "i yearn for gender equality"
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well who follows Kazuma sensei
Equal rights, equal fights
EQUALITY IS THE NORM
Kazuma 100
Ah yes. Kazuma sensei’s teachings have reached lengths beyond what he expected.
The fact that scarra held his only gift on the end deserve him more attention
GIVE THIS MAN GIFTS
Yeah!
Butchyall didnt
Why don’t you?
@@Martin.j.boogie yall need to understand that some ppl are kids and their parents are not gonna spend money on a youtuber not saying kids parents arent going to or havent before but other ppl are different
@@thsbh2 got he ass
Is no one going to acknowledge that Michael got a cranial fracture coat? Cranial meaning head and fracture meaning crack? Crack head? Anyone?
Oh shit ur right
Damn...
oh shit...
You my friend have clearly ascended
lmao were you the one who sent it? that’s so clever
Scarra's "thank you so much" after every gift made me soo happy hahah
He’s so sweet. He looks like he gives the best hugs too
When he finally got his little ward he looked so happy and content made me tear up
Scarra's just a nice person
@@bennis6857 hes like the nice person of nice persons
Scarra got gifts?!
Lily: **Hits toast with all her force**
Toast: *EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL FIGHTS*
Lmao
RESPECT POKI th-cam.com/video/ztgtC4aivL4/w-d-xo.html
That is what I’m gonna use now as an excuse
(And I will have it framed with one of those inspirational photos in the background
“EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL FIGHTS”- Person from comment section)
mykull is just sitting in the corner just going like : any bets on who’s going to win ?
Lizzy White simp
Can we acknowledge the fact that they gained 2 MILLION subs in 2 months
They’re all talented but I think Michael had a lot to doe with the explosive growth of the channel
@@sirim5058 really? oh
@@thedingo23 Or maybe all the among us streams and collaborations lead to this channel.
@@thedingo23 i think it has a lot to do with among us, i got to them through their lobby with pewdiepie and now i'm a toast and offlinetv stan lmao
Yeah, among us collabs helped.
Reality -
Lily: “Oh you got a stun gun”
Michael: “Oh Sick”
My imagination -
Lily “Oh you got a stun gun”
Michael: “No I just ordered that”
Underrated comment
I was bout to like but it has 69 likes
@@ManpreetSingh-so7wy you can like now
What a boring imagination
true
"Pokimane's new boyfriend"
Tier three subs: she's talking about me guys
lmao true
tbh any tier sub is just a simp lol
i dont even know
@Lana Joy facts. It’s sad. I don’t treat women like shit, therefore I’m a damn simp
@@dharu_k This just in, supporting someone’s content is “Simp Behavior.”
I feel bad for Scarra. He's so wholesome but no one appreciates him
I do.
I want to send him something but i’m broke.
I fuckin love scarra
Same.
@@daisukie I'm about to comment this🥺
Scarra: What could be packaged like this?
Michael: Bombs
Toast: Steps away
Ride or die remember?
Petition for Scarra to get more gifts
Signed
Signed
Signed
Signed
Signed
Someone breaks into the house
Michael: I guess it's time to test the weapons
(pulls out upgraded dick gun, killer drones and crazy ass roombas)
Andrés Mohamed along with mobile surgery robot and blowtorch
Random Fluffy Boi Appears the what?!???!!!??!?!!?!!
don't forget the surgery robot
His super tazer: it's show time
"Pokimane's New Boyfriend??"
Simps: This is an Avengers level threat
Jel fromBlackMarsh I agree
Jel fromBlackMarsh everyone has opinions but im still waiting the ❄️ to come here
@@CalebEade the snowflakes/people who get easily offened.
@@CalebEade you're welcome.
Thanks, for making me laugh so damn hard 😂
Scarra needs more attention. He made otv for Pete’s sake...
what? for Pete's sake?
@@general7190 my guy.
@@general7190 ...
Who the fuck is Pete? And why are we doing things for his sake?
@@shadowwhistle606 I think hes that dude who died on the plus sign or smth idk
16:52
Poki: I'll eat this if it make me one of the boys
Michiel:we ride together or we die together
Ride or die, remember?
Nobody:
Michael: casually watches toast beat up his girlfriend
who doesent
Sam I Am toast is way to good like that guy is angel level good
He was hidden for half the intro
Micheal let's people fight their own battles
13:29 wario has made an appearance
Scarra: Literally creates Offline TV
*Sykunno gets a package before Scarra*
he knows...
I feel bad for the guy
Btw people thinks otv will be done soon 😢😢
@Aaron Miguel Probably because Pokimane is such a debatable person and Fed being very inappropriate towards girls which both is gross understatements about them.
@Aaron Miguel scarra confirmed sykkuno is not joining or on trial he just moved in as a roommate because they feel lonely af
this makes me wanna send scarra so much stuff, he's so unappreciated yet so appreciative of the little things.
Michael: “how are you’re toesy woesy’s?”
Lily: *joins in* “like sweet juicy kernels?”
Michael: “she’s learning”
Shit had me rolling
*Everyone else getting cool stuff*
Scarra: "It's a banana, with a fetus!"
Huh??
@@bocchi6250 13:29. I laughed so hard...
Heh??
I haven’t watched it yet and I am so ready
i mean.... it's pretty cool if ya ask me
To the guy who gave Scarra that gift, you're the real MVP. Seeing him receive that gift made me smile like a dork.
@Real Guy "wews"
Drama? It’s just nice since scarra doesn’t get much and that was a heartfelt letter.
You are such a dork DORK
EDIT:JK
That was me, I used to be a huge fan of Scarra when I was younger, and the past few videos he never received anything.
I shipped it back like mid to late 2019 so idk what drama or news that's being talked about.
@Real Guy trying to start drama over nothing 🙄
I feel like there's a lot of simps here for the poki boyfriend thing.
meanwhile I'm here for Michael in the back of the thumbnail with a flamethrower.
Saaaaame
I'm here for OfflineTV idk why you guys are here
I’m just here bc it’s 3am and I’m bored af-
I'm here because I'm a simp which is directly correlated to michael in the back with a flamethrower
Yeah.... I'm a Simp
Simp for Michael's flamethrower in the back
Toast's face at 8:15 is the funniest thing I've ever seen😂
Reminds me of the Pog face
@@Pac-TGM I think he’s pogging
He do be pogging
Scarra loved his gift so much honestly made me tear up he has a special place in my heart
Hes such a nice person and he’s so wholesome, it’s really sad that he doesn’t get as many gifts as the others do :(
@@mariannacai8048 he deserves so many gifts dude
Me too bud
Well, it might be 9 months later, but understood. He shall now get the dildo instead
@@MavHawk2 instead of who
“Sykkuno’s not a member of offline tv”
Just like Michael wasn’t?
He was just over for dinner
@@donovanwilson840
That's quite strange.
Bruh this was record before sykkuno move in lol
@@hoveryt5532 Was it actually stated that he joined? I know he moved in, but so far in stuff like their podcast they just said he moved in, not necessarily joined
His still probably not tbh
that dancing scarra at the beginning was so fucking adorable
robber: smashes window in the middle of the night
michael: "IT'S SHOWTIME"
Scarra doesnt get anything sent just for him, thats sad...
Pls Someone send something to Papa Scarra.
Ima try
Well, he got a bomb sent to him
i'll send him a damn salad
@@Mluera thats toxic
@@Tobyrox Hahaha true
If you’re ever sad, just remember, somewhere, some random simp is reading the title of this video and smashing their monitor.
I hope that simp also breaks their CPU
Noddy Garg woah calm down
@@noddygarg damn
@@noddygarg woah woah woah
@@noddygargeven Simps aren't that bad
"They gave us flavor packets."
-Michael Reeves 2020
2:09
SCARRA looks soo fluffy i wanna huggg him. HE IS LIKE MAH DAD-
the next time EVERY gift better be JUST for scarra i swear to god
fr
Agreed
Then send some
Didnt happen for the Christmas box opening :(
Once I'm not broke he will get something
Scarra: Wholesome
Lily: cute
Michael: maniac
Yvonne: the bullied
Poki: everyone knows her
Toast: Mastermind
Fed: the expelled one
@@saucyluis7249 who?
Hotel:trivago
@FireReaper 333: the simp
Nah toast is the mastermind
Pokimane: I LOVE *PENS*
Simps: You know I am kind of an pen collector.
I am a pen collecter 😏
Oop- 👀
yk before this comment I liked having 10394982188284848 pens
*suddenly I don’t like pens*
15:41 I love Lily's transition from confusion to excitement
I’m now convinced Lily will never get out of that blanket thingy
She is become comf
I dont so
She will never get out
I have one and I never do they are super cozy
Mmm
Michael: *starts tearing open silica packet* "They sent us flavor packets!"
Lily: "No, don't eat the damn silica Michael!"
I love how he laughed when she's doing dumb thing and let's her do it but she stops him
plant queen I mean..pretty sure she doesn't want a dead Mykkul
@@giannily5581 I eaten them before and I'm good
Timestamp?
Hello Hello 2:10
When lily and toast were fighting it was literally how me and my brother fight-
"Punch me full power"
"Okay my turn now >:D"
Pokimane: Keanu Reeves is my new boyfriend
Me, a straight man: *Our Boyfriend*
lets be honest all of our boyfriends
Michel is so awkward when he takes photos, so he becomes even more awkward looking for it to look intentional.
this is so true and it's cute
@@lonelyjessie8383 THE SIMP
that's why he made the taser camera
same haha FeelsBadMan
Lily not getting a pen: 🥺
Michael who HAS 3 PENS: “You can look at mine”.
@Nnaurei pensi?
@@zionicus r/facepalm
yu balls
Is it itsagundam
peen? Or pen?
“What would need to be packaged like this?” “Bombs... come back Toast, ride or die remember?” That killed me lmao
“Michael’s not one of the boys”
Since when did we know he’s human
They just assumed, the fools
Scarra: "why don't I get as many gifts"
Also scarra when he gets a gift:
"I T ' S A B O M B"
Poki: don’t do this at home
Michael: yeah, go to a friend’s house and do it there!
Toast: that way if you get hurt, you can sue them
Edit: poki only said the first part the rest is fanfic. Ps thanks for all the likes
Truly they are soul mates . They complete each other's sentences.
They're so in sync
What's the timestamp
@@Yikeslol somewhere in the middle of the video.
That was perfect and funny
I like how Micheal is like this person who acts like a sereal killer and Lily is like a shy person and they are boyfriend and girlfriend ,right. And I also have a blonde streak like Micheals. Idk if I spelt his name right
13:27
Scarra: its a bannana with a fetus
Toast: *confused villager noise*
Little fun fact, when I join the navy, I will be known as sailor moon because my last name is moon
that is so cool future Sailor Moon.
Greetings Future Sailor Moon.
No, its Drifts
@@aaeve5676 ah, yes, of course... how could I forget?
i opened my laptop to this, that is the best luck ever
Micheal: “I want a bud light candle after this” same same
I just looked. That company makes beer candles also.
Ryan K was that a joke?
@@akela_274 No, It's on the front page of their store. Beer Candles are easier to find than the soda ones.
i disliked this then liked this so i could be the 1 thounsant like
“Michael: The fundamental force of chaos, the primordial state of darkness from which light springs forth into the universe. Your appearance alone thwarted his fear, transforming destinies of those around you in a light of hope.”
Michael: *confused stare*
"It's a banana..
with a fetus!"
*hAa?!*
Everyone: You can't hit women!
Toast: *Equal Rights, Equal fights*
Well he isn't wrong
I mean he isn't wrong
@@pencilsharpenings did...did you read my mind 17 hours before I even thunk it?
only bold statements in this comment section
He graduated from the kazuma satou academy
Toast: Sykuno is not a part of Offline
Everyone: yea. ok, buddy.
He just lives with them
yea. ok, buddy.
@@nonce2467 he Ubers over every day*
Not yet
This was most likely filmed a while ago so.
13:29 that "ha?" tho
HEH?
Scarra is too precious!
Anyone else get Game Grump flashbacks when Micheal asked about if they cared about the table? "Are we insured?"
BUT NOT WITH SOME COCA COLA
Oh no I just watched that 2 days ago AHHHHH
He did an interview video or something with the grumps pre-covid
Oh yeah. Gooood times
YES
"We need to test how sharp it is."
Michael: Ferb, "I know what we're gonna do today!"
It was toast who said it
Michael: Lilly, I know what we're gonna do today!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where's Temmie?
"We should set a good example"
"this is fucking cool"
when Asami and Mako Dine starts playing at 8:23 my heart stopped
I love how Michael answers Scarra's question with saying "bombs".. and is completely unconcerned 😂
Micheal has inspired me to start programming, go to gym and most importantly: do crack.
All very healthy
Same
I've been doing tech stuff since 7th and into highschool I got a class that works with arduinos. Michael didn't inspire me to program but to make stupid shit to simply annoy people
Fed inspired me to...
@@bastiangalaz4580 NO
"Don't do this at home, these people are stupid"
Jokes on you i am aswell
Same Energy:
Poki: I LOVE PENS!!
Rae: I LOVE ROCKS!!
XDD
Lily: gets cute Temmie shoes
Michael: DING-DINGS
Poki: I LOVE PENS
Tier 3 subs: it’s time to make my move.
Next unboxing is gonna be a few crates of well assorted pens
Honestly I want to send surplus pens so they have a shit ton of boxes full of pens
-IS
sorry
@@RappingChipmunk bulk
Davis McClure ur capping
0:03 can I just say this is the best advertisement I've ever seen.
1. It makes me feel nostalgic even though I've lived in a land locked state my whole life
2. It just looks great
3. It does what an advertisement should do. Convince me that I want to buy something
@riverpizza8019 kinda late, but no
Toast-my turn
Michael-“LAUGHING HISTARICALY”
All of pokimane's tier 3 subs almost died of shock from this title
Yes
@Christian Williams you in it for the emotes
@Christian Williams what r the benefits of being a tier 3 sub though?
@@shard39 im pretty sure they get fancy emotes and special status in her discord, but I still don't think its worth it
@Christian Williams Simp
“He’s not part of offlineTV” -Toast
So that was a f*cking lie
He isn't, they said he's living with them because they had a spare room and they thought why not since Sykkuno was living alone and never had the experience of living with a bunch of people that aren't his family.
Tomas Baškys He wasn’t living alone and I think he said he’s never lived alone besides for a short period of time during college. Either way, that’s true that he’s not an actually member but I have no doubt it’ll happen soon
What’s the timestamp
@@DelinaX Are that dens? They literally in several of they're streams he's doing a trial run like michael did before he joins lmao
This video was recorded almost a month ago, long before Sykkuno moved in. And as of yet he hasn't joined, he's just a new roommate.
Lily:have no pens.
Michael:
"You can look at mine"
Thanks for always uplifting my mood when depression hits. Keep up the good work team!
yvonne: screams at the book
also yvonne: takes a second look extremely intrigued by the book
also also yvonne: AHHHHHHHHHHH
its her comedia i guess if u watch her stream that all what she do
Anyone:receives something semi edible
*toast enters frame*
Toast: alrighhhtt offlinetv tradition
Scarra would probably try but yk, his wheelchair is not charged
@@fancen wait what
Simp
th-cam.com/video/xYZI3PMv6O4/w-d-xo.html
Reads title:
Me: wait they put pokimane a “boyfriend” in a box
Lol true
I feel like the tier 3s would go to that extent to meet poki
They were poking fun with that “drama” at the time.
@@erose4208 and let’s not act like every tier 3 sub is insanely attached to their favorite streamer. Even Moist Critikal said that most of the tier 3 subs didn’t give a crap about this.
toasts "oh" after micheal makes the stun gun works then the girls screaming just brings joy somewhat
Lily: punches toast
Toast: "if you want equal rights, then we must have equal fights"
Kazuma
@@YaBoyPerun GENDER EQUALITY!!!!
@@YaBoyPerun i yearn in true gender equality
Ah yes a man of culture i see
@@reisushi3459 Ore wa shin no danjo byōdō o negau mono. Tsugō no ī toki dake on'na no kenryō-shi joshi. Tsugō no warui toki otoko kuse ni tokai cha yakara wa yurusenai ningen da.
Last time I came this early, my girlfriend left me
Cow go meow
Shoot
Lmao same
relatable
RIP
Their unboxing videos are my favorite
Poki grabbing the sexy woods hilarious, it was pointing at toast 😂
Of course the fanbase perfectly knows everyone's shoe sizes
I only expected them to know p-
@@holo_2709 how would they know, i mean fans are crazy so ig
If Michael has the physical structure of a 12 year old, he prob has like a US 7.5
S-
Them feets
Me: "wow michael is actually pretty good at throwing cards"
*camera zooms out*
-_-
For some reason I’m really good at throwing credit cards
This is my exact thought process
8:15
LMAO IM DEAD AT TOAST'S REACTION
Yvonne: **get's cat**
lily: "Can I tame it?"
The disgust on Michael's face when throwing those "OK Boomer" cards at Yvonne killed me
"You're the first e-sports player I've actually admired." "I'm sorry."
NGL, I nearly spat out my food laughing at that line.
i am confusion
@@phantomzz1 his career uhhhhhhhhhh
SCARRA U ARE THE BEST I LOVE U SM
Celebrating 100k and a few months later ur at 2 mil... amazing! congrats all of u
Can we just talk about how lit it actually looks when Michael is playing around with the scissors?
Someone please send him a butterfly so he can flex on us.
Butterfly 🔪
Send him a butterfly pen, we can’t have him committing genocide
Alejandro Gomez yes we can.
Ballisong Scissors
@@noodleperson I think you mean 'yes, we should.' Also, anyone here from Batangas?
Title: POKIMANE + BOYFRIEND
*instantly gains +1 mil views*
Double that now😳
+ 2 milion dislikes
@@looperegy7998 I don't know if ur joking but I see 2 thousand dislike, I think ima bout to get woooosh
@@kyj5535 r/woooshhh
@@shykjkwm5591 r/wooooshwith4os
Poki: ill only eat this if it makes me one of the boys.
.. yeaaaaaahhhhhhh, lets eat bugs and sh*t hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
I genuinely love Scarra so much 🥺💝
OTV: *gets delivered laxatives*
Toast: IT'S TRADITION
Poki: “It’s Pokimane’s next boyfriend.”
Simps: NEXT??
The dislikes are from simps
Lmao trueee
Aka her tier 3 subs lmao
Was about to comment that
Thats it, im cancelling my tier 2 subcription
Nice job getting 100k subs!
Michael’s face when he throws the cards 🤣🤣
It would of been funny if sykuno just walks in at the end and says "H-Hey guys I-I'm here for d-dinner, that uber is g-getting r-really e-expensive."
i read this in his voice lmao
me too
Wheres the stuters
No. It would HAVE been funny. Since this comment is on a pre-recorded video, the funny part would have been in the past, so you would have to use "have" instead of "of." Have is past-tense, of is present-tense.
even funnier if they made him do the intro for 'sykkuno joins otv' (if that ever happens) at the very end which makes this vid a cliffhanger (or they can embrace the meme by just putting that there anyway lol)
Michael's finger hands are going to be a source of terror for the house, and a source of entertainment for us
Imagine this out of context.
Or a source of plueser
Basically just defined michael himself lol
Micheal is content XD
Are they finger hands or hand fingers 🤔
7:56 lily uses her real voice IMO
Oh I didn’t even realize
12:54 look at mykulls left shoulder I mean toast looks soo happy never seen him more excited lol