Ranch Simulator but we have no idea what we're doing

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  • @WorstPremadeEver
    @WorstPremadeEver  ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Did you miss the Ranch Simulator live streams?! We've got you covered! Go check them out now over on the WPE Livestream Archive channel! Don't forget to subscribe! th-cam.com/users/WPELIVE

  • @02_Nman
    @02_Nman ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Ellis, like the psycho that he is, casually whispers 'Chetley's gotta gun' and immediately kills someone.

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What's weird is his smoothly textured jacket suits him well irl , like the sleeve cuffs , idk what it is about that stiff non moving jacket and his arms exposing themselves makes him looks like a little asshole child dressed in his old clothes 😂

    • @dirkwolf9463
      @dirkwolf9463 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The important question isn't where the gun came from but where it's going. 🤡

    • @Omorplushreal
      @Omorplushreal ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Bootysmoothiedon't forget the bit of muscle clipping through the sleeve

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What did his daddy do~

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@sombrasiniestra8122 clearly Gabby tried to wear it at one point

  • @SpartaHarlon
    @SpartaHarlon ปีที่แล้ว +336

    3 Teletubbies and a Guy Fieri impersonator, this is gonna be good

  • @noir-214
    @noir-214 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    5:28 it was gabbys new dog jake finally got one as a surprise and gabby killed it

    • @damiangaming5696
      @damiangaming5696 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh thats so fucking dark lmao

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@damiangaming5696
      It was definitely a surprise

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tricked into killing her own pet. Alex displays his mind control super power

  • @exoticdachoo007
    @exoticdachoo007 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Not even 2 minutes have passed and Ellis already shot someone in a game about simulating a ranch experience. Perfectly normal, wouldn't be a WPE video without friendly fire

  • @Myazini
    @Myazini ปีที่แล้ว +234

    This team reinforces colour coding on a whole new level, love it!

  • @WelshGiraffa
    @WelshGiraffa ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Swol Gabby with Jaundice is someone’s new sleep paralysis demon

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s not jaundice, she’s from the Simpson’s universe.

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or kink

  • @metronette8650
    @metronette8650 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    1:12
    Jonk: “Is the engine on?”
    Jonk not even a quarter of a second later: *starts engine*

  • @FreeTreemlbb
    @FreeTreemlbb ปีที่แล้ว +62

    6:04 NGL Jake figuring what the toggle for whistle is made me happy because of his genuine excitement

  • @ad1kher0gaming71
    @ad1kher0gaming71 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Chetley, Jonk, Mommy Milkers and Shrok.
    It just has such a good ring to it lmao XD

    • @901Rayman
      @901Rayman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All we need is Ranch Simulator name for Cath.

  • @citrus1225
    @citrus1225 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Jonk looked like Colonel Sanders if he ran a tiki bar instead of a chicken shop

  • @dquinnster47
    @dquinnster47 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Gabby never mentioned she would be adding steroids to her honey eating regiment.

  • @crowpond3665
    @crowpond3665 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I work in a quiet room at work and when the editing for the introductions of your characters fucking WIPED ME OUT
    I HAD TO HOLD BACK MY LAUGHTER FROM THE ROOM NEXT DOOR

  • @knightrider2637
    @knightrider2637 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    At 0:35 Jonk looks like colonel sanders going on a summer holiday in hawai

  • @yoongtatchan4875
    @yoongtatchan4875 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Yes. This is the kind of classic chaotic energy WPE is amazing for. All the yes

  • @WorstPremadeEver
    @WorstPremadeEver  ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Be sure to check out the unedited streams of Ranch Simulator over on the Livestream Archive! Don't forget to subscribe! th-cam.com/users/WPELIVE

  • @nytetubegaming5185
    @nytetubegaming5185 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:45 Jake looks like a retired colonel sanders

  • @kbrelax1353
    @kbrelax1353 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I wonder how much the rate of 'accidents' could drop if Jonk would remain unconscious. 🤔

    • @vladimirirkhin
      @vladimirirkhin ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and would that rate be the same if it was someone else 🤔

    • @RichtorGroude1828
      @RichtorGroude1828 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      probably not at all

    • @spartanc173
      @spartanc173 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Cath.

    • @kbrelax1353
      @kbrelax1353 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spartanc173 Let's talk about cathing when she participate in the video, okay? 😂

    • @spartanc173
      @spartanc173 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kbrelax1353 Fair enough.

  • @nightram6164
    @nightram6164 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Whoever did the opening cards for everyone's characters deserves a raise
    And then force them to pay that raise to jake because we know they're not getting a raise

  • @AlexIsGaming.
    @AlexIsGaming. ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Those character edits were very nice, please give nick the praise he deserves

  • @asurashun9695
    @asurashun9695 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the freaking jeep was working flintstone style
    now that's something you don't see in every game

  • @boombang0418
    @boombang0418 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You fully, 100%, had an Austin Powers moment with that cart.

  • @SurrealKeenan
    @SurrealKeenan ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Mommy Milker" is one of the greatest names you've come up with

  • @exemplar7205
    @exemplar7205 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *gets shot straight through the face*
    "You are unconscious" lol

  • @NilRacing
    @NilRacing ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:14 Someone called Chetley having a gun ended up exactly how I thought it would end up...

  • @Endonia-ym3sl
    @Endonia-ym3sl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't know if WPE will see this comment, but I just wanted to give them a big thank you or their content. I found this channel snortly after my grandmother passed 3 years ago and it was legit the only thing that made me smile and laugh for a good long while. the WPE humor definitely helped me through a really tough time. Keep up the great work.

  • @AWildYamYam
    @AWildYamYam ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:57 so funny enough, me and my father made this joke, we’d get a little place for chickens and then just put raw chicken in it when someone comes around and say “we got chickens wanna see” and then show them that

  • @xanderjames8682
    @xanderjames8682 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That austin powers golf cart moment was top tier😂 only jonk

  • @alexandrulolea4631
    @alexandrulolea4631 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ellis shouting “OH YEAAAH” after shooting Jonk is like the Koolaid man XDD

  • @GZxuanChannel-nx9vi
    @GZxuanChannel-nx9vi ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The Humor from WPE Have Escalated to the Level of The Goons (McNasty, Blarg, TheDoo, Soup and Grizzy etc)

    • @tavarusbenton5291
      @tavarusbenton5291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m glad you made that comparison 🤣🤣

  • @LeftenantChannel
    @LeftenantChannel ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is what I just need to pass the time and fall asleep.

  • @SAIC-0
    @SAIC-0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:20 I like how they were so eager to shoot it then they felt bad then they didn't again

  • @mothartistic_dysphoria9899
    @mothartistic_dysphoria9899 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Recovering from surgery. Laughing is 100% worth it. Thank you guys for being you!! I love putting your various videos on when I need a laugh. :)
    Quick edit, this is a surgery I've been wanting, not like, a surprise or like a tumor. My uterus was stolen lmao.

    • @simonaustin3756
      @simonaustin3756 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you get your uterus stolen lmao

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your Uterus was STOLEN?

    • @freyjadunlin
      @freyjadunlin ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@simonaustin3756 they're trans

  • @AnjaliyaIronwolf
    @AnjaliyaIronwolf ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ngl, I laughed my ass off during the stream with your introductions... but seeing them here was something else. I'm still laughing

  • @siaknil6592
    @siaknil6592 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:19 that was so sudden I’m now in stitches 😂

  • @Davidletter3
    @Davidletter3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This continues to probably be one of the Best WPE videos ever. Love rewatching this one.

  • @1universe
    @1universe ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Yay just what I need to feed my insomnia

    • @bobskelebone
      @bobskelebone ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a fellow insomniac I agree with this message

  • @PandaMoniumGaming97
    @PandaMoniumGaming97 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a great group of silliness. Great video as always. Love you all! ❤️

  • @SkyCloudsStudios
    @SkyCloudsStudios ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just spent 2 hour more than I had to in traffic after a 10 hour workday.
    Thank you WPE for instant cheer up!

  • @shadeglyph
    @shadeglyph ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've watched other TH-camrs play this and I'm happy to say this is the exact same level of chaos I've come to expect!

  • @sushifox2058
    @sushifox2058 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Please don’t change to Alex’s perspective ever again 😂

  • @rsodrealm
    @rsodrealm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    top tier editing as always, the intros for the characters were amazing, too!

  • @suryam.m2809
    @suryam.m2809 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Advisory don't watch while eating 😂

  • @seansama1777
    @seansama1777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should do this kind of introduction everytime you make weird f-up characters

  • @crowpond3665
    @crowpond3665 ปีที่แล้ว

    There’s this really strange phenomenon with Gabby and Jake’s laughter. Like whenever they’re both laughing it makes it sound like way more people are laughing than there really is. Like it sounds like everyone is laughing but it’s really just Jake and Gabby carrying the humor of the whole clip.

  • @Sol3clipse
    @Sol3clipse ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The reason why you are shooting yourselves while in the car is because game physics makes the gun have like a slight delay so if you try shooting in front of the car when it's speeding, the projectile will delay and spawn behind you and instantly kill you, which is why you die when you shoot in front of the car but the sides and back of the car. Long explanation to such a funny unplanned bit of content LMAO, hope you guys pin this because this channel was one of my first dark humor channels be very hilarious.

  • @keenanshewfelt3481
    @keenanshewfelt3481 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jonk just looks like colonel sanders if he was on vacation

  • @scouseleemini1
    @scouseleemini1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:03 yo bumble hogan

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:21 this bit made me WHEEZE

  • @azuredragonofnether5433
    @azuredragonofnether5433 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:06 A long time coming that Alex got karmaed by his own gun. XD

  • @Elfie527
    @Elfie527 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:18 when you have had too much coffee or energy drink lol😂

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r47 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Half a day later watching this video, you guys always make the best content.

  • @IsMgb45
    @IsMgb45 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After Alex presented himself as Shrok I just kept hearing the grey parrot that keep saying "Shrek, Rock, Shrok" for fun

  • @nazamroth8427
    @nazamroth8427 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont know why or how this game turns everyone who plays it into the most stereotypical cartoon hillbilly, but I love it.

  • @popclamp3508
    @popclamp3508 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The intro has probably made this the greatest episode ever

  • @joeltrekwars2162
    @joeltrekwars2162 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You guys are more coherent than Smii7y's gang, that's for certain.

  • @Hug_Junkie
    @Hug_Junkie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, the intros were hilarious!😂

  • @Ah_Yes_I_See
    @Ah_Yes_I_See ปีที่แล้ว +1

    R.I.P. the precious metals club.
    You will be missed by everyone but Ellis.

  • @suborbitalprocess
    @suborbitalprocess ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some people can parallel park with a powerslide. Jonk can Austin Powers his car with a powerslide

  • @sstigger38
    @sstigger38 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LITERALLY REPLAYED from 1:15 "Chetley's Got a Gun!" to Ellis ending with "OH YEEAAAAAAH!" about a DOZEN TIMES LAUGHING SO HARD I FELL OFF MY CHAIR!!!!!

  • @gabsatron
    @gabsatron ปีที่แล้ว +9

    barely a minute in and I am absolutely loving this editing

  • @BlackSwordsman32
    @BlackSwordsman32 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jake looks like Colonel Harland Sanders XD

  • @StaticMentalState
    @StaticMentalState 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:50 no no...lord FARTquaad

  • @chrisnroine
    @chrisnroine ปีที่แล้ว +2

    someone needs to make a picture of chetley jonk, and shrok standing behind gabby on the couch

  • @Tiberium10332
    @Tiberium10332 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The character introduction was awesome!

  • @Wraith_Of_The_Shadows
    @Wraith_Of_The_Shadows ปีที่แล้ว

    idk if it is just me or my headphones that i have rn becuse my old ones broke but i feel like the wpe squad is getting more and more unhinged. i love it!

  • @TheLodjur
    @TheLodjur ปีที่แล้ว

    "Chetley's got a guuun." **Boom headshot** 😂

  • @LostPeachyTunes
    @LostPeachyTunes ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Editing Is Amazing! I Love It!

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:20 WPE in murica: Ellis shoots Jonk and Alex tea-bags the corpse xD

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those yellow abs!

  • @minidude5030
    @minidude5030 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ii love how everyone has clothes on then alex is only wearing his boxers

  • @blacky_Ninja
    @blacky_Ninja ปีที่แล้ว

    „Shrock“ it is, huh?
    Apollo the grey parrot would be very pleased 😂

  • @prussiangamer
    @prussiangamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God this just proves giving WPE firearms will always end in friendly fire and chaos

  • @The_Shiny_Red_Dingus_of_Mingus
    @The_Shiny_Red_Dingus_of_Mingus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:12 That bit sounds like a variation on 'Ram Ranch'.

  • @billlacey2426
    @billlacey2426 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:15 I think ellis is much more scarier abductor than alex. with that creepy whisper "cheeetly got a gun" then pow!

  • @Ghillieshoots
    @Ghillieshoots ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Who's firing guns this early in the morning?"
    Americans start sweating...

  • @nicolevickyhades
    @nicolevickyhades ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is so unhinged and I love it.

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You effin around and keep shooting each other is just eternally funny! 😂😂😂

  • @kenuko7428
    @kenuko7428 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yall look like a bunch of Gen z kids that made random characters on their way to play a game only once XD

  • @luna_nova_09
    @luna_nova_09 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:08 The dialogue is giving me Skyrim NPC vibes and I don’t know why

  • @MoontheFox48
    @MoontheFox48 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:44 Jake/Jonk looks like Colonel Sanders mixed with a Florida man. XD

  • @greendino36
    @greendino36 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone should've stood behind the car.

  • @TigerGamer1643
    @TigerGamer1643 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Joys of Friendly Fire

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:35
    It took me a few seconds to make the connection to chickens, so I was sitting here for a bit panicked at why the f*** you would need to buy an "ovoscope."
    I connected the words "ovo" and "ova" immediately, but didn't figure out the farm=chickens part...

  • @aidenkontour9282
    @aidenkontour9282 ปีที่แล้ว

    That intro needs to be standard practice now 😂 idk if I can live without it

  • @flameongamer8534
    @flameongamer8534 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh god i remember that piss story

  • @HeartlessSystem
    @HeartlessSystem 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Celebrating the New Year with a WPE binge.

  • @redhawke8458
    @redhawke8458 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked the subtle “subscribe” with the teeth

  • @grymn5533
    @grymn5533 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cheese joke 'under attack' is extra funny considering the fact that the US government currently has BILLIONS of lbs of cheese in caves rn

  • @BlueLeprechaun15
    @BlueLeprechaun15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love those introductions 😂😂

  • @MediaDroid960
    @MediaDroid960 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hope there’s a game that’s basically a factory simulator because I wanna see how bad things go with the WPE crew

    • @gamingwithmax7873
      @gamingwithmax7873 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ohhh a Nuclear Plant Simulator

    • @MediaDroid960
      @MediaDroid960 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamingwithmax7873 Chornobyl 2.0

    • @thorne6477
      @thorne6477 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seeing them play Satisfactory would be fun.

    • @psugab
      @psugab ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@thorne6477they did ... last year maybe? Didn't do it much because it just wasn't working for them.

    • @thorne6477
      @thorne6477 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@psugab aw, that's unfortunate

  • @BTSIPURPLEYOU-zi4mk
    @BTSIPURPLEYOU-zi4mk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    All of you have the exact same energy 😂

  • @stevenbuzinkai767
    @stevenbuzinkai767 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I almost shot Gatorade out of my nose when Elis shot Jonk.

  • @chrisstraley2002
    @chrisstraley2002 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, this "big" update for Saints Row be looking good XD

  • @lanceelamparo7593
    @lanceelamparo7593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Borderlands introductions was awsome

  • @kevinkarpovs7597
    @kevinkarpovs7597 ปีที่แล้ว

    Insanity Is Doing the Same Thing Over and Over Again and Expecting Different Results.

  • @IbadGrammarX
    @IbadGrammarX ปีที่แล้ว +2

    member only baby!!!

  • @emptysquashbottle
    @emptysquashbottle ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jonk as Jonk??
    It's definitely a Jonk thing to be.

  • @marvinhubregtse5776
    @marvinhubregtse5776 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:40 ofc Alex was using the wrong hole

  • @NieYanMLC
    @NieYanMLC ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved that introductions