Stock Engineer: THE PISTOL

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  • @BLICKJICK
    @BLICKJICK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4318

    So thats where Dane went.
    He was filming a new Netflix series

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear jack

    • @rhand333
      @rhand333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oh no its the creature

    • @Adrenaline0413
      @Adrenaline0413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@AxxLAfriku oh my god it's you again

    • @holybulb6300
      @holybulb6300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@AxxLAfriku i can’t see who asked

    • @AmplifiedGamerEXTRA
      @AmplifiedGamerEXTRA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AxxLAfriku no wonder

  • @Whom_
    @Whom_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11783

    Can’t wait for STOCK ENGINEER: THE PDA

    • @zerosworkshop2273
      @zerosworkshop2273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Lol bet he might make that

    • @thatreddude8796
      @thatreddude8796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Could happen

    • @theratman6718
      @theratman6718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      THE DESTRUCTION PDA

    • @Noxen74
      @Noxen74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Coming on April 1st maybe?

    • @michaelfluckiger448
      @michaelfluckiger448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      dude pda is so much better than other alternatives....

  • @Jay-pf2xq
    @Jay-pf2xq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4416

    I vividly remember one instance, years and years ago when I was playing this game as a kid, I was turtling up in the 2fort intel room as any young engineer would, and after getting bored of staring at the same room for hours I decided to venture outside the basement, where I proceeded to gun down a heavy from 300 to 0 using nothing but the engineer's trusty pistol. And in that moment, little 13 year old me exclaimed with no hint of irony in his voice: "oh my god, the pistol is the best weapon in the game!!"
    Thanks for proving me right, Dane.

    • @decimace66
      @decimace66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      incredible

    • @delayedplayer
      @delayedplayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Chad

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Gigachad 13 years old you

    • @Sadnessiuseless
      @Sadnessiuseless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The squeaker grindset

    • @Craq_
      @Craq_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The best player

  • @carbonatedegotistical4880
    @carbonatedegotistical4880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    "I like to pick up ammo"
    - The Engineer, shortly before several gunshots were heard.

  • @nojustno4209
    @nojustno4209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    I don’t know if it already exists, but achievement idea: “Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn”: use all 200 reserve ammo for the pistol

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      "While doing 0 damage to enemies."

    • @milmaxtor7602
      @milmaxtor7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      *Without hitting an enemy

    • @slavic_viking9638
      @slavic_viking9638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      or "Texan Master" hit all of the 200 shots without missing a single pistol shot

    • @proto303
      @proto303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@slavic_viking9638 that one I think wouldn't work as well, because of the projectile deviation

    • @MartinPurathur
      @MartinPurathur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes please

  • @RoxanneGoat
    @RoxanneGoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2432

    "Oh I know what the Engis like."
    Engis like picking up ammo lol.

    • @reg-master9866
      @reg-master9866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sargent Avery engi

    • @TheRealLittleBIGhead
      @TheRealLittleBIGhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@reg-master9866 Sargent Avery Conagher

    • @waterbottle195
      @waterbottle195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@johnlop7763 but it's down 99% of the time

    • @gluemonkeyfan.714
      @gluemonkeyfan.714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johnlop7763 and it sounds very robotic

    • @johnlop7763
      @johnlop7763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gluemonkeyfan.714 that's the point

  • @ineedpineapples
    @ineedpineapples 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    Us: Oh hey a cool video about the shotgun!
    Dane: ANOTHER ONE

  • @BoshMind
    @BoshMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4770

    It's all fun and games until the thumbnails start merging.

  • @M.A.A9524
    @M.A.A9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    "Remember, switching to your secondary is faster than reloading"

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    *"Uncle Dane, mind telling us what are you doing uploading 2 videos in less than a week?"*
    *_"Sir, finishing the trilogy that Valve can't"_*

  • @TheJosiahTurner
    @TheJosiahTurner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    only veterans remember when picking up an engineer's pistol as the scout would give you the 200 reserve

    • @vgg175
      @vgg175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Michael Kagan sadly no however it does work the other way around

    • @TheJosiahTurner
      @TheJosiahTurner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Michael Kagan they patched it out a while ago but it was funny while it lasted

    • @Genotypic-and-Genes
      @Genotypic-and-Genes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was there When that happened it was great

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Finally, and just for a moment, you could become a professional pepperboy...

  • @milliondollarmistake
    @milliondollarmistake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    The Engineer still needs a sick ass cowboy revolver though

    • @Star-nl5id
      @Star-nl5id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Always thought it would be cool if him and spy shared one, and if they met they could do some standoff or something

    • @SuperGiga64
      @SuperGiga64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      A revolver with 200 reserve ammo just for consistency.

    • @bruschetta7711
      @bruschetta7711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Revolver is a strong gun, you would be amazed how effective it would be on a class not as vulnerable as Spy

    • @cookiebombcasualemail5284
      @cookiebombcasualemail5284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

    • @godarmy4918
      @godarmy4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cookiebombcasualemail5284 Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have to much to say

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    The Engineer is Engihere again and it hasn’t even been a month!

    • @marthedge
      @marthedge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH

    • @engihere5434
      @engihere5434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow ok so i guess everybody just knows me then i see how it is

  • @Xander77Ru
    @Xander77Ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    The pistol also makes for a great spychecking tool. You can't shotgun everyone you see, particularly if they're not acting suspicious, but you can just spam the pistol all day long, and a single clip is enough to do damage to a spy. Pistol spamming at random can also reveal invisible spies.

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's literally the reason the og TF2 devs made it that way it's even outright stated in the game commentary

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kR-qj7rw wait really where

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mariustan9275 check under the main menu it's got a whole pre release date recordings of why the og devs did x thing, most of valve games used to have that you walk around and press use on a floating text box and it says stuff it has a lot of insight of the why's and how's of TF2 final conceptual stage

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kR-qj7rw woah

    • @e-cap1239
      @e-cap1239 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@kR-qj7rw"Random Crits help create those rare high moments"
      -TF2 developer in Gravel Pit commentary

  • @VulcanicCloud
    @VulcanicCloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Fun fact: The C.A.P.P.E.R. is a direct upgrade to the pistol.

    • @B0LTz
      @B0LTz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's a Futuristic Gun, what did us expect

    • @activlinkab9077
      @activlinkab9077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I can't get over how they made a hitscan feel like a projectile weapon but with good feeling reliable accuracy.
      It scrambles the brain how good the design and execution is.

    • @idontknowwhattocallmyaccou349
      @idontknowwhattocallmyaccou349 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lugermorph>C.A.P.P.E.R

    • @thekingofhearts43
      @thekingofhearts43 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw ปีที่แล้ว

      Wdym

  • @Quoise_
    @Quoise_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

    The pistols ammo is weighing down the engi that’s why he’s so much slower

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      That, or it's the metal that he's carrying.
      He's carrying two dispencers worth of ammo.

    • @tntproductions1996
      @tntproductions1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He only slows down a little bit when carrying a level 3 sentry

    • @Darkspace.
      @Darkspace. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      So I did some math, and the 212 bullets (Including what the Engineer already has in this mag) would weigh about 3.27 pounds (lbs).
      I am assuming the Pistol takes 9mm rounds, and one 9mm weighs 7 grams (g).
      so, 7 * 212 = 1484g. convert to pounds is 3.27166 lbs or 1.484 kg.

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of the main reasons is probably that he is not super athletic and strong.

    • @smokemout3970
      @smokemout3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Darkspace. you also gotta take into consideration that he carries magazines. Not just stray bullets

  • @blazingginger2
    @blazingginger2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    i always lose fights as engineer, and i never understood why, but i now realize its because I always start with the shot gun at long or medium range, and have to switch to my pistol because i'm out of shots, but i now see that if i start with the pistol i can save the shotgun for the more effective up-close. Thanks!

    • @yeyo1019
      @yeyo1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pistol spam is gud as heck

    • @matheusrios4223
      @matheusrios4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you really need a video to realize that?

    • @efftee
      @efftee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same logic with the scout but you just have to be more aware of your pistol ammo

    • @yeyo1019
      @yeyo1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@efftee I can generally have a harder time hitting shots with the pistol with scout because of his speed, specially with the pretty boys pocket pistol since it shoots faster but the reward is obviously better than the stock pistol anyways

    • @masonthewalker
      @masonthewalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@matheusrios4223 well, yeah. Most people won't pick up on why they're consistently losing fights. And, if one of those reasons is because you're not using your, in most cases, negligible side arm--then it isn't surprising to not realize.

  • @natezman
    @natezman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "I like to pick up ammo" -Engineer

  • @cookies23z
    @cookies23z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “I like to pick up ammo” then he shoots his pistol
    I died, I rewound it to rewatch that clip its so good

    • @guscox9651
      @guscox9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol same, the end of Danes videos where it starts going insane are always the best bits

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    7:18 fantastic shot, and the slowed down sentry beep is perfect.

  • @11ducksinatrenchcoat76
    @11ducksinatrenchcoat76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Fun Fact: Halo Infinite’s name stems from the Pistol’s amount of reserve ammo.

    • @punic4045
      @punic4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mortslip *shoots gun*
      classic

    • @Joe-pd3lx
      @Joe-pd3lx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I N F I N I T E

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    A bit off topic, but this amazing thumbnail with the neon engineer was made by the talented Rainmiru. They are just 17 and that sort of talent is not seen much, make sure to give them support if You enjoy high quality SFM!

    • @yuri198
      @yuri198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah

    • @Leo_8753
      @Leo_8753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hoovy

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She. She's a girl.

    • @SurprizE98
      @SurprizE98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@EGRJ When was the word 'he' mentioned?

    • @P_ckneck
      @P_ckneck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@EGRJ when the singular they 😳

  • @nuclearfrog306
    @nuclearfrog306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    Loving this mini series on stock engineer. I always see people running "the meta" (rescue ranger, wrangler, jag) because individually they overshadow their stock counterparts. However, I find this playstyle to be too reliant on the sentry for damage output. Engineer taught us if that don't work, use more gun. Wrangler: not a gun. Jag: not a gun. RR: barely a gun

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      None of the wrenches are guns though

    • @GlitchBunn
      @GlitchBunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@LARAUJO_0 Not with that attitude.

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@LARAUJO_0 The Southern Hospitality makes you bleed, like a gun. Close enough.

    • @nates9778
      @nates9778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@LARAUJO_0 yea they are they shoot hitscan bullets

    • @goji3908
      @goji3908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I always switch out the rescue ranger with either the shotgun or the panic attack, cause I barely use the rescue ranger anyways

  • @thegunslinger9707
    @thegunslinger9707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    The pistol is so fucking op in saxton hale mode on engi:
    -it always crits/mini crits (both op as heck)
    -it has 200 ammo not to mention the engi regenerates metal so he can place a dispenser pretty much any time
    -use sentry and become biggest damage dealer on server no joke

    • @maildaemon
      @maildaemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's really interesting!
      I have to admit, I'm not very well versed in the VSH meta.

    • @thegunslinger9707
      @thegunslinger9707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@maildaemon well, what you need to know is: what you think is a weaker weapon gets crit/mini crit boosted like rescue ranger, pomson or almost any melee weapon. Mostly pointless weapons go through a change like demoknight shields tank one hit and after that they break and eyelander gives heads for every hit on sh. Basically weapons are balanced, some get replaced with stock or other weapon. Servers usually notify you about this or you can alt tab out while waiting for the round to end and read the tf2 wiki.

    • @maildaemon
      @maildaemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thegunslinger9707 TF2 Wiki? I didn't think they covered VSH.
      Either way though, I really appreciate the answer. I was very confused when I played VSH, and it was a while ago, so maybe I should do some more reading and give it a fair chance.
      Some of these alternative gamemodes are pretty cool, after all :)

    • @Jasonsousvide
      @Jasonsousvide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like how you swear in the first sentence, then in your first bullet point you say heck instead of hell lol

    • @danyakuarts50697
      @danyakuarts50697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mini Sentry + Pistol = Sentry gun level 2

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "I have early onset dementia"
    *>engineer cries in the background intensify*

  • @cartoons4andy
    @cartoons4andy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Well now we need an Engineer taunt "I like to pick up ammo" then shoots in the air

    • @langleysenterprise5134
      @langleysenterprise5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A situational taunt kill?

    • @cartoons4andy
      @cartoons4andy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@langleysenterprise5134 It'd be funny if it was an instant kill as you have to be directly above the Engi for it to work.

  • @dugglinieduardo2690
    @dugglinieduardo2690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I think this is the final step of Dane admitting that he’s absolutely sick of playing defensive engi.
    I had the same realization myself many years ago. Welcome to the attack engi cartel.

    • @ffff-qw7sp
      @ffff-qw7sp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It feels like engineer's main role is sort of skewed and kinda not that great for the people playing against and the person playing as the engineer. what is the engineer than? a worse scout with a shitty auto aim buddy? i think he should be balanced further into his support role. i also like the fact that the engineer can sort of have a relationship to the map and the movement of his team by placing teleporters and dispensers in certain spots and thus de facto masterminding the flow and concentration of his team. now since most linear maps (where engi is most played) have meta spots it's really more like the engineer is doing a dayjob and not creatively using his supportive tools to direct his team but you know... i forgot where i was going with this

    • @percher4824
      @percher4824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ffff-qw7sp directing your team with teleporters is very much still a thing. oftentimes your team kind of gets stuck and doesn't use the flank routes, so what do you do? place a tele that goes to the flank route. bam, now your team is pushing from a different angle and the enemy team wasn't as prepared for it, allowing your team to finally shatter that defense and *PUSH*

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ffff-qw7sp Even if you're an attack engi your first priority is usually a teleporter and dispenser, you just don't focus on them as much.

    • @cloud4035
      @cloud4035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you my brother, i will finally be dusting my panic attack,, southern hospitality, and my trusty pistol off now.

  • @cyan7244
    @cyan7244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "I like to pick up ammo"
    - Dell Conagher gaming

  • @TheAnnoyingF2P
    @TheAnnoyingF2P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love using the pistol! It's probably my most-used Engineer secondary because it allows for such consistent damage output. Of course the wrangler is still incredibly good, but if I'm going to be moving around a lot, I feel vulnerable without that spam factor. For Scout, it accounts for a good number of my kills, since I often completely miss my shots or otherwise fail to kill the enemy with my scattergun.

  • @JXshua97
    @JXshua97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I swear the C.A.P.P.E.R is just a straight upgrade with higher damage and longer range

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The power of placebo.

    • @MartinPurathur
      @MartinPurathur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Those who use the capper are better on average

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MartinPurathur whats the capper

    • @MartinPurathur
      @MartinPurathur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@thatcooldudeisawesome876 it's basically a regular pistol. But SPAAAAÀAACE

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MartinPurathur SEND THIS GUN TO OUTER SPACE NOW FLYING HIGHER THAN EVER BEFORE

  • @glacier_10_years_ago
    @glacier_10_years_ago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Two videos in row?
    "I must be dreaming".
    *in a French accent*

  • @demolisherman1763
    @demolisherman1763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I’m gonna name my pistol “Fabric Softener”
    “except for enemies” in the description

    • @cranknlesdesires
      @cranknlesdesires 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Fabric Enemy” does have a ring to it

    • @Baddino45
      @Baddino45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cranknlesdesires Enemy Softner

  • @NotLawrence
    @NotLawrence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Next up: Stock Engineer: THE WRENCH

    • @hooper6769
      @hooper6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THE DEMOLITION TOOL

    • @deelim5092
      @deelim5092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stock Engineer: THE CONSTRUCTION PDA

  • @carterb.
    @carterb. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Imagine if engineer could use the other pistols, that’d be crazy lol

    • @skibur848
      @skibur848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      pretty boy engi would be op

    • @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy
      @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Winger Engie would be funny.

    • @turqoisesnake2438
      @turqoisesnake2438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      engie: grabs an entire shelf of pistols
      "sometimes you just need a little more gun"

    • @danyakurachianimeartinandr50
      @danyakurachianimeartinandr50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@turqoisesnake2438 mini-pistol:
      -50 damage
      +100 clips size
      +15 fast firing
      -

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dual wield pistols

  • @terribleterror5786
    @terribleterror5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I see Uncle Dane is a man of culture by using Halo 2 songs. And at 4:23 he says arbiter which makes me even more happy

  • @blackhood7200
    @blackhood7200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Lesson of the videos: is that you can never go wrong with stock weapons.

  • @tomodayama7101
    @tomodayama7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This just reminds me of the bab engie I used to be playing on dustbowl so many years ago. I was setting up my sentry nest in the hallway to prevent the flank and a heavy came in. He wasn't paying attention to me yet as he was fighting someone in the other path, but my sentry wasn't ready yet. So I whipped out my pistol and charged at him, just holding down the fire button and landed every hit. Before my sentry was even ready, the heavy was already dead by my pistol. It took my by complete surprise on how I had managed to deal so much damage with just the pistol alone. The stock pistol is nothing to really scoff at. Thank you, Uncle Dane, for spreading the word of the 200 bullet reserve!

  • @pulledpork9778
    @pulledpork9778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Can’t wait the the next video, Stock Engineer 3: the Southern Hospitality

  • @maildaemon
    @maildaemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just want to appreciate that at 5:19, you landed *9/10 pistol shots* on the Soldier, absolutely _destroying_ him. I can see why you used this clip to demonstrate how powerful the pistol can be at close range!

  • @kommu6114
    @kommu6114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:10
    These scout ragdolls just keep getting better.

    • @william3371
      @william3371 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “In today’s episode of _ragdoll theater,_ we’ll be featuring the scout, who has learned some new acrobatics…”

    • @maxortiz8795
      @maxortiz8795 ปีที่แล้ว

      “My people need me”

  • @cryebral
    @cryebral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "i like to pick up ammo"
    -engineer tf2

    • @areadenial2343
      @areadenial2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "And then he shoots his pistol after, classic Engineer." -ankle dan

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    It says "2/3" in the description, so we can safely assume that there will be a video about the wrench soon. The wrench... How the hell is this man going to make a video about the stock wrench?

    • @kirtil5177
      @kirtil5177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      comparing it to all the other wrenches i guess

    • @tgoas3503
      @tgoas3503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Karma Feraligatr Jokes on you it'll be the Destruction PDA

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tgoas3503 Jokes on you it’ll be the hard hat

    • @percher4824
      @percher4824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i suppose it'll highlight what exactly the stock wrench is the best at, and why you should put down that jag and pick up stock now and then.

    • @coatedpikachu8816
      @coatedpikachu8816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      never underestimate uncle dane

  • @Sunset_Sketch
    @Sunset_Sketch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Dane with two back to back uploads is genuinely making me euphoric

    • @cowboymooman8776
      @cowboymooman8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and we're also probably getting one on the Wrench tommorow, rejoice!

    • @iv9753
      @iv9753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      there's three, actually

    • @bill-zc1wi
      @bill-zc1wi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and there will be a 3rd one tomorrow if you look at how the thumbnail is designed

    • @RightyRonaldo
      @RightyRonaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOO

    • @freggalddevito2055
      @freggalddevito2055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cowboymooman8776 watch him make a PDA and Destruction PDA

  • @dataecto6135
    @dataecto6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    broke: using the pistol to deal enemies in the appropriate situation
    woke: using the pistol when ur bored to rhythmically fire to "shaves and a haircut"

  • @GamingChild
    @GamingChild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always have loved uncle Dane, not because he taught me how to play engi; but because he has taken everything about the class I've mained since 2011, everything I've had to learn, work around and figure out about this class to get better, he has it ALLL in very well edited highly detailed videos. Absolutely love watching them and seeing how he assesses things differently. Thank you for flexxing the best class in the game!

  • @a10goesbrrt28
    @a10goesbrrt28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Shout out to Ankle Dane for always having Halo music in most of his videos.

    • @halo3guy
      @halo3guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Halo 2 music at that

    • @secretlyaslug2325
      @secretlyaslug2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Pokemon music. HGSS music too.

  • @SammyEdgeINC
    @SammyEdgeINC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I like to pick up ammo" that's t shirt worthy

  • @h545-k9m
    @h545-k9m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading"

  • @braedenhaynes6935
    @braedenhaynes6935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really appreciate the halo music throughout the video, not many use it now days unless it’s the main theme

  • @thenekokatze1141
    @thenekokatze1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact: in the game files the scout pistol and the engineer pistol have diferent names... and the way the spy disguise works makes him use the engi pistol when disguising as scout

  • @punnyperson4663
    @punnyperson4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    DANE DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING, CASUAL IS GOING TO BE FULL OF STOCK ENGINEERS TRYING TO DO THIS

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we need more engies in games goddammit

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pistol engineer

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i'm waiting for the people who go around stealing ammo packs and saying "i like to pick up ammo"

  • @TDOTCRFH4
    @TDOTCRFH4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    unironically looking forward to dane's defense of the stock wrench

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When Dane uploads twice in the same week;
    "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

  • @azote339
    @azote339 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I recently saw 2 engineers dressed as policemen only using the pistol
    New subclass just dropped

  • @oolypk
    @oolypk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:03 intro without the stairs in the back

  • @TryHardGamerYT
    @TryHardGamerYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "I like to pick up ammo" *Shoots his pistol
    -Engie probably

  • @joao2479
    @joao2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This has to be one of the best TH-cam thumbnails I've ever seen, solid.

  • @telmoth
    @telmoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is uncle dane's secret twin, that has a consistent update schedule, Duncle Ane

  • @cardoir7487
    @cardoir7487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Ngl, this “TF2 meets Halo soundtracks” is a new mixed-double serving of nostalgia, and it just tastes too good 😌

    • @damienmaymdien6367
      @damienmaymdien6367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2007: Tf2 and Halo 3.

    • @KaptainKommissar
      @KaptainKommissar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so true

    • @TeeBar420
      @TeeBar420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No conversation about OP pistols is complete without Halo

  • @lacethefirebender2099
    @lacethefirebender2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everyone knows engineer’s favorite tag line. Ok heavy says pootis, scout says bonk and engineer says I like to pick up ammo! *pistol shot*

  • @HiggzWasHere
    @HiggzWasHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Uncle Dane has made it through TWO entire videos without talking about random crits once. In a ROW.

  • @OleSaintsHouse
    @OleSaintsHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Seeing uncle again makes me feel proud to be an engineer with a dragon shotgun

  • @Draughster
    @Draughster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I didnt expect this to be a mini series literally all about the stock engie weapons

  • @militarumtempestusscion222
    @militarumtempestusscion222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Can be fired semi-automatically" by firing it full auto

  • @skylarsorell9212
    @skylarsorell9212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "AH like 2 _pik_ up A-moe!"
    *shoots pistol*
    _Classic Engineer_

  • @BurningSands_FGC
    @BurningSands_FGC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Maybe the most powerful gun, was the friends we made along the way..

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      feeeeeding the algorithm
      "likes" for the "like" god
      comments for the comment throne

    • @squeaks5677
      @squeaks5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Scouts who threw Mad Milk, the Soldiers who used banners, the Pyros who protected fellow gamers from airblast, Snipers pissing on people, Medic healing his comrades, and Engie helping with his buildings.
      This is the best weapon.

    • @waffles9733
      @waffles9733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you have 200 reserve friends? No? Than pistol is better

  • @logike
    @logike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great overview of the pistol. One clarification that may be useful for future videos, at 2:19 you mention that the pistol can be fired semi-automaticcally by holding fire down. This would in fact be automatic. Semi automatic is one round fired for every trigger pull.

  • @alexxx4434
    @alexxx4434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Call the series:
    "BACK to BASICS: Stock ..."

  • @hortensesquare6775
    @hortensesquare6775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can I just mention that the tid bits of the Halo soundtrack in the background makes this video just that much better

  • @scoutszewc8989
    @scoutszewc8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:21 “remember, switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading”

  • @indigocactus3089
    @indigocactus3089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: I literally went to my little brother this morning and said "hey wake up, new Uncle Dane video" after not being able to get him up for a while, and he instantly got up to watch it.
    Hey babe, new Uncle Dane upload

  • @fernquan6817
    @fernquan6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been appreciating the halo music on the stock videos

  • @scottland8698
    @scottland8698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:15
    Is in fact Not a clip.
    Is in fact Not semi auto.

    • @william3371
      @william3371 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is semi auto

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@apchistuz visually yes, gameplay-wise no

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@flytrapYTP its semi auto, engi has a fast trigger finger

  • @matthewleto1180
    @matthewleto1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that Halo music. It really works with this video, especially since Halo’s pistols are mostly very good

  • @ДанилБелоногов-с8ш
    @ДанилБелоногов-с8ш 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Uncle Dane is secretly olympic games participant.

  • @KC_Garcia
    @KC_Garcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Can't wait for STOCK ENGINEER: STOCK ENGINEER

    • @worstspytf2824
      @worstspytf2824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Real talk, when all of them are done he should put them in one video and call it that

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How is Dane's tracking so insane? I feel like every time I use the pistol on either scout or engineer its complete RNG whether the bullet spread lines up with where I'm trying to aim, especially at medium distances

  • @tonydang7793
    @tonydang7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Next up on Stock Engineer: THE PDA

  • @Leander_
    @Leander_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great little series Dane, funny, concise and informative.

  • @geliussun
    @geliussun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It can't be true, he is going to release this beautifully crafted videos back to back. An absolute madlad, love you work, Dane!❤️

  • @greyerskullz
    @greyerskullz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    when a casual engineer player runs out of pistol ammo on casual, that is when the universe and time itself will end

  • @firehazardentertainment8381
    @firehazardentertainment8381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Two Uncle Dane videos in like a week? This long weekend just got better. Also, I really wish they would give engie a new secondary weapon option, a sidegrade to the pistol like Scout has.

  • @floppademon1506
    @floppademon1506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow
    Double uploads

  • @bastionunitb7388
    @bastionunitb7388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone gave this thing 200 reserve ammo 14 years ago by accident and then forgot about it

  • @Ari-qw9ec
    @Ari-qw9ec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I like to pick up ammo" - classic engineer

  • @heechoonyeo4762
    @heechoonyeo4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The halo theme fits so well seeing as the Magnum is one of the most powerful weapons in video game history

  • @KaosWater
    @KaosWater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t stop staring at the engie’s left hand during the intro.

  • @chrisagee5259
    @chrisagee5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your videos make me happy, they are the perfect balance between comedic and educational. I hope reading this simple comment makes you happy too Dane!

  • @Slenderquil
    @Slenderquil 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When everything is a secondary, everything's a primary

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember a friend back in grade school telling me about going on Pistol kill streaks on Xbox. I’ve always thought it was good and really fun to use.

  • @engineer2121
    @engineer2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeehaw!

  • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
    @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the pistol. With good aim, it is insanely powerful.

  • @grqfes
    @grqfes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:12 dude this might be why scout is faster. engie carries a whole resupply locker on his back the whole time. maybe if he shed that weight he could be a whole load faster

    • @william3371
      @william3371 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like that headcanon, but this is a game where wearing a pair of boots makes you incapable of carrying a shotgun or a grenade launcher, you can regenerate a sandvich out of thin air every 30s, bullets can be infused with piss, and wearing a wooden shield makes you take less fire damage compared to a metal one. This game isn’t exactly bending over backwards to be realistic.

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@william3371 *True.*

  • @MrIceio
    @MrIceio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I like to pick up ammo" is such a classic engi line

  • @siennility4706
    @siennility4706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the words of The Engineer himself: "Sometimes you just need a little less gun."

  • @timeforgottenprince8271
    @timeforgottenprince8271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who has been going battle engineer a bit more often, I have found the pistol to be a very good harassment and damage dealer from medium to long range (the latter sort of). I really need to get a strange killstreak pistol at some point.

  • @captainkeyes9913
    @captainkeyes9913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yoooo, another one? Your the best uncle

  • @kaisermaximal8123
    @kaisermaximal8123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dane never uploads this frequent, where's the real Uncle Dane?

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is right there. Just don't think too hard about why there is an awkwardly placed arm behind him.

  • @Smoke_999
    @Smoke_999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now, I have added the pistol as another secondary when the situation is right to use it!! Thanks Uncle Dane!

  • @Ichorizor
    @Ichorizor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The subtle and distant Engie voice edits give me life Dane!