Secondhand CTE | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #15
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2024
- The guys talk meaty fronts, deepthroating catfish, Theo's first UFC, orgasms of the soul, beatboxing, Nicolas Cage investing in Facebook, dirtbike racing aunts, mudskipper aunts, The Fonz vs. Tony Danza, Brendan the Pepsi truck driver, Theo the deaf cheerleader, the Saigon Suck Boys and much more!
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Anyone else just rewatch all these episodes?
Yup
I'm late
Yup on my 2nd re-watch 😢😢😢😢😢
@mikepaton5633 this is like my 11th or 12th. Its the only thing that gets me back to sleep when i wake up too early 😂 but only the pre-shapel episodes. The ones w shapel are WAY too loud to sleep to lol
All the time I put the playlist on and fall asleep
@@mikepaton56333rd here, these guys were so good together before theo got tired of doing it.
Brendan:“Come on man bet a grand” Theo:“40$”
Brendan: “Cmon man you got money bet a grand”
Theo: “Ok 50$”
Down to earth
Dollar sign comes first, foreigner.
raleighman3000 did you understand the joke? So who gives af. American
@@devoninman2931 its a quote not a joke lol
SheilaTheTurtle every thing that comes out of Theo Vons mouth is a joke
“Look it up Chin.. don’t just think about it and guess!!”” Lmao I’m dead
😂😂💀💀
Fuckn creep!
Chin fucking suckssssss
Chin is fuckin clueless! More work less kratom 🖕🏽😂🖕🏽
Aura Glasswerks Can you believe Chin is in his 40s ?
“Whatever dude, you shake my hand pretty hard sometimes” -Theo von. The random shit he says makes me die laughing lmao
Kevin Tedesco “I’ll do that line off a kickball man, I don’t care”
He's like Holden Caulfield from The Catcher in the Rye
UFC bet idea: Winner dresses the loser for the next KATS. This'll make Rip My Drip REAL interesting. Onward.
^^ I'll upvote this so it gets some traction. This actually a great idea!
Gerardo Aguiñaga Torres that’s the move
YES
Was thinking the same thing . Glad I checked the comments.
UFC bet: I fart right in your face, regardless of winner
Man this show just puts me in a good mood
Same man, same
YES
Damn y’all waited damn long to give this man some agreement LOL
Yeah... Too bad it's over.
This version of the show for sure used to put me in the best mood now I rewatch for that feeling lol rip king and the sting! & billy!
"Is he from Texas?"
"I think England, but close."
Idk why but this killed me
Jacob Swatek yea I know what you mean 😂
Cause there couldnt be a bigger difference in culture and mannerism between English speaking people
They are the same size
@@damntravis6056
The UK isn't even as big as Florida let alone England on it's own.
"Is this a Chief Kief social media meeting?" absolutely killed me and I don't know why hahaha
BurnedBook Media Theo making any reference to urban anything cracks me up
"He seemed like a guy who had a stroke right after he learned the vowels" - Theo talkin bout Fonzie LMAO
AHHHHHHHHHHEYEEEHEHEIIIEI
Time stamp pleaaase. I need to record it
can someone explain this?
@@benmikola3436 Fonzie's catchphrase was a long, drawn out "ayyyyy..."
“That’s swaggy, coke on a iPhone.”
“Uploading that SOFTware.” 😂😂
Theo is a genius.
He really is
okay i dont get it, can you explain lol
ben mikola in drug slang coke is referred to as Soft, when you cook it into crack it’s referred to as Hard
Tylar Dalrymple thanks!!
@@benmikola3436 Now I'm the bread winner, go get it at any cost
Flippin' burgers, washing cars and cutting yards
I graduated to cooking soft and selling hard
Brendan lookin like the manager at the local car audio store
lol you want pioneers or solo barics?
@@kinglouis69420 ill take 2 12s Cerwin Vegas..
@@mugshotmarley cool ill throw in some clear tail lights for you
You guys sell kicker audio for a jeep wrangler?
LMAO
41:15 yo brenden trying so hard not to laugh LOL ...keep rubbing that chin boy
james murray he wanted to fucking slayyyy
james murray i was crying watching him
You look like a stay at home dad without the kids Lol 😂
Brendan has been getting way sharper at his comebacks
The pure perfection of Brendan not understanding what secondhand in "Secondhand CTE" means is overwhelming.
That was art
@@leonardodavinci6420 YOU WOULD KNOW BIG FELLA!
But he went to college bro
@Jake Douglas àaààaaààaààaaaaaaaààaaàaàààaa was àaààaaààaààaaaaaaaààaaàaàààaa aaàààaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaààaaaààaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaààààaaaaaaàaaàaààaaaaaàaaaaaàaa as aaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wasà
Dude yevbl
WaterMexicans!??!😂 I spit my food out
Brendan definitely looks like a pepsi delivery guy! Lmao
Brendan out here lookin like he wants to sell you a cellphone for cheap
Brendan looks so disgusted when Theo says "I'll do $50" LMBO. They feed off of each other amazingly! Love them together.
*Passenger side Pepsi delivery guy only doing that part time until he "opens up his own gyn"... genius description 👏🏼
Some of Theo's best moments are when laughter makes him breaks character, while roasting Brenden.
Dark arts when you edit the comment and still spell "gym" wrong.Onward
Elizabeth Lang
The advertisement I got for this video was about starting your own business, too lol
Bianco 😂😂😂
Theo defending big brown about his cauliflower ears was heart warming 😂
Gang gang buzz buzz.
Rip billy conforto. Serving the big guy some a1 steroids in the heavens.
K Jeezy was definitely a nice sincere moment from a very sincere rodent.
Vincent Van Gogh not getting the credit he deserves. Gang Gang fellas.
Michael Leonard Wait- not his favorite artist/ninja turtle Michelangelo? 😂
With the amount of content these guys make a week, on top of crazy comedy schedules, etc,etc they're allowed to make a few mistakes.
And Saigon Suck Boys don’t mix well with Thai Tea either
Yes thx
@@BBishop27 Is it a mistake? Or is it just confident ignorance....
What's with the black eye?
Yeah, and the other guy is fully black.
Theo is LIGHNING fast.
Quickest witt in the game gang gang
First time reading comments on these casts assured me why I like them quick answers for sure reminds shit u used to give teachers 🤣
He's just trying to blend in 😂😂😂
Give us KING AND THE STING MERCH!!! My money is ready!!!
I'd buy that jersey
word
I'm watching on my tv, but I came on mobile to look for the merch link... GIVE US THE JERSEY'S WE READY TO BUY!!!
If they have lighters or some shit I'll buy a few.
Would sale out so quick
Theo man. Cant believe he has been hidden away from us this long. A true national treasure.
He rly is dude
As soon as Theo starts in on B-Sting with "Dude, you look like a fckn...a fckn..." , I fall out laughing😂.
Amanda McBride EVERYTIME hahahaahaha
"Sounds like he's got asthma in a trap house"
Hahahahahahaha
Come see me Theo!
These two are seriously....the best
Theo : " 40 dollars "
Brenda : "40 dollars !!?? I'd rather you kick me in the nuts " 😂😂😭
RIP Billy Conforto. Gang Gang. Y’all know the deal.
I read in the Stray Animal Belt Tribune that local officials now have reason to believe that there may have been foul play involved.
No more details have are being made available at this time.
#JusticeForBilly
#JusticeForBilly
Justin don’t make me choke you out bruh 💪
Blueprints For Headaches don’t touch me doooode
Too many pills, too little time. RIP
No matter what Joe Rogan says I still don't think he gets Theo Von
Joe doesnt do well with weird sarcasm
Joe doesnt want him being too funny on his podcast. Joe gets very weird like that ive noticed lately
@SirWickenshire anytime theo, Callen, D'elia try acting silly with joe he starts talking about the universe or about bones found in Russia. Watch him with Schuab who he'll leave try be as funny as possible because he knows brendan wont be as funny as him. I love joe but he does this. Whether it be competitiveness or whatever, podcast has changed with the last 2 years Joe's thinking too much about the audience imo
Joe knows he's a better comedian and he doesn't like that
Joe's still the gatekeeper in my opinion and im glad bc I wouldn't know these guys if not for Joe
“Tranny Ramirez” I’m dead 😂☠️☠️
Lmfaoooo relationship advice Brendan's face he looks around to see who is laughing 😆
Can’t believe they’ve done 15 of these already..
30:50 "laughter is important, you know?.. laughter is really orgasmn of your soul" all jokes aside, I think that's true.
Honest truth.
Yo. I like that.
I dated a single mom and 2 months in I was attached af - to the child...8 months later found out she was fucking around and I lost all ties with the kid...that’s a killer for a man with a full heart
Been there man. It's a bitch
41:25 the look in Brendan's face trying not to laugh at the poor British guy. Lol. Much respect for the fact that he didnt laugh out loud.
Do a segment called rate my date!!
Either rip what people wore to a date, or what they did on the date....could be hilarious!
John Doe woah wtf 🤣calm down bro get your llllliiife together
Brendan "Cut your ear of, Michelangelo style" Schaub.
Really dude, Michelangelo?
I laughed so hard. His face was so serious. he really believed it was him
50:35
"you were zoning off staring at that cocain like a psycho"
" i was making sure no one was taking it"
LMAO spoken like a true ex coke fiend.
That IPhones unloading that SOFTware.
Lmao
"a firefighter with a hose full of nut wash". Omg! Dying... These two are the best.
Brendan schaub looks like the kind of person to greet a man with a kiss on the cheek and a woman with a handshake
You could just say Arab
@Zatoichi oh yeah when I was in Istanbul that happened to me too
Men and women lol
But which country do you live?
"Laughter is really an orgasm of your soul." Theo Von - LMAO He's amazing!
Brendan: "Dude you remind me of Mr. Hands."
Theo: "Really? Who was that?"
Brendan: "Ehhh you'll find out."
Just google Mr. Hands, you will love it ❤😘
I almost started crying when Theo said " Its hard to move on when bees are stinging you" geezus
dude...i have been scrolling down looking for someone else who caught that.
fucking hysterical
Brendan: mudskippers and that's not a racist slur.
Theo: I know it isn't, I know what they all are.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
brendans face on "water Mexican" screams WOOOOOOW Theo I don't know if I can get behind that one. hahahahah
Brandan look like he just finished with his GTL routine.
Sashkee gym tan laundry all day
"Go long! Are you there?" 😂😂😂 I pissed my pants.
Having previously managed a truck stop gas station, I can confirm that Brendan Schaub does indeed look exactly like every Pepsi guy
Second that
Coke Sponsored forget Pepsi
You guys are so perfect to think that this isn't cuts from the camera and you guys just cutting back and forth is hilarious! Thanks
Theo's button is laughably larger than Brendan's.
I laughed my ass off when Theo went up to $50.
Beatboxing = Asthma in a trap house. Got it 👍
T C kissing rectums boi
@@Voo504Doo that's that dirt star hitter!
T C why does chin sound like a big black dude
😭🤣😭
I'm just glad my submission went thru :D
He said Michael angelo style 😂😂 van gough cut his ear off brodie
Put all your money on Dustin Poirier this weekend...he's dedicating this fight to the fallen angel Billy Conforto
Hugh Jasol I will be live streaming the fight from my local embankment followed by a candle light vigil. Heaven has the best damn homoerotic bus boy now.
Brendon: "why does one have a black eye"
Theo: "One is fully black"
“Come correct in ever facet”
- Branton Cobb
"Branton Cobb" got me fuggin horse laughing over here
When y'all were describing eating pizza rolls I've been dying for you guys got me creased 😆🤣
Water Mexicans 😂 Im Mexican and the last thing that does is offend me, that's hilarious!
yo_fajah_ho _ we take jokes better 😉😹
I think it offends the Hawaiians
@@travisdavis3974 agreed but they take it in stride, humor is a big part of culture in Hawaii, been to Maui twice and they would laugh that one off given the context. If it were a direct insinuation then you'd have problems, but jokes are welcomed
U r American.
You're a land hawaiin
the beatboxing dude was sick, 'How many lungs does he have?!' - Theo Von #dead
genetik left0verz he was at the sounds, but his tempo was terrible lol.
Put your money where your mouth is Schwab, Bet that $40 hitter on the fight! 😤😤
😂😂😂😂 fuckin fact player!
Dude sounded like he had asthma in a trap house. -Theo. 😂
Brendan lookin like he owns a whole franchise of GNC supplement stores
Not sure if it's because this podcast is a breath of fresh air as I listen to alot of comedians podcasts but it's quickly becoming my favourite, will always watch the whole thing without playing it in a background tab. Brendan and Theo have great chemistry and this podcast never fails to make me laugh my ass off
I'm in the middle of riding out a bad acid trip and I'll be dammed if this show isn't the best cure! Perfecting timing fellas
Alex B lol once the ruff parts over it will be there best time of your life
@Jake Hernandez
Diminish?? Please explain... I chain smoked while tripping many times and it didnt diminish anything. Just sayin
Smoking cigarettes does nothing to your trip at all speaking from experience gang gang
@@tylermccloud965 Thanks man. Once I came down I killed myself, I feel alot better now.
@Jake Hernandez you aren't old enough to buy cigarettes
At 48:50 “and how is Adam spelled? A-T-O-M or A-D-A-M?” hhahahahaha had me dead 😂
Plz let us cop that flexican Jersey boys
Idea: get a screen facing the boys that continuously shows the questions so they stop forgetting. GANG GANG!
Theo and I gamble the same way.
Not at all or low low amounts
I was thinking the same about myself
@Brendan Rafferty indeed he is a fan of small mesurments. Haha
Theo definitely needs to call his sponsor after that first Rip My Drip....😂😂
Loving that the sting king is rocking the rat king on his shirt bruh....true friendship. Gang gang
james ledford it’s the KATS shirt there’s a little bee underneath it too GANG GANG
Finn Babby (K)ing (A)nd (T)he (S)ting
He is NOT the ‘king sting’ my man
LOL "the next submission is frommm.."
"Jeffrey Dahmer!"
Speaking of CTE, they deleted my video of Brendan speaking fluent C T E.
If you wanna see it, it's on the fighter and the kid's reddit sub top post.
@awesomeguynamedjon Yea the link for the yt video is blocked, click the streamable link that people commented on the post. The video was about to blow up in YT, but Brendan's management manually took it down. They want as little amount of people seeing that. They don't know how the internet works lol. This is gonna backfire. But I doubt Brendan would get that offended if he actually saw it. As far as I'm concerned, he can take a roasting. He'll most likely laugh. If I'm wrong about that, then that's disappointing.
Whackashit just watched it, hilarious how much he he tries to cover it up instead of just laughing it off. Good vid!
That video is funny as fuck. I can't believe they blocked it!
My new two favorite words, "western Latino" and "water Mexicans"!!..lol.. Love these guys.
"laughter is really the orgasm of the soul"
“It’s got them DSLs on it, that little shark”
kills me every time 😂
Too many electrons in the body lmao my new excuse
:: God y’all have me tearing up from laughing and ruining my inner eyeliner at work. S’worth it. Theo, you’re HILARIOUS. I love how y’all play off each other and get into roasting. #GANG #BUZZ
Bent Richardson and Dark Ingram😂😭😭 IM DEAD
"Kenzie" at the end right after Brendans cross dressing pic is a man 😂😂😂😂
"U gonna look like the bad guy from smurfs" LMAO
That subtle Mr. Hands reference though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If she smokes, she pokes. 😂
I remember hearing this on Family Guy when I was a kid
Tapatio and a couple grams on the table these boys ain't playing games!! Gang gang 🌋😂🤘
i'm not naive but i need it to be true that i'm noticing that these two are becoming close friends because they deserve each other, the chemistry is bananas and the jokes are perfect for the shit talking sesh
and kudos to the production staff. really aesthetically sharp and smart stuff.
He is such a pepsi delivery guy im dying
Notification gang! Yall already know r.i.p. to the boi billy conforto
Brandon Taylor I heard he ate some pills and ran into an embankment
@@chrisdouglas5020 was he also homo-erotic? Thought I heard that somewhere. Gang gang
@@maddyewton5802 Heard he never made a move on Theo
He also would knock you the fuck out just because
Every time I’m on the lake fishing I pour a 40oz at the nearest embankment for my boy Billy Conforto RIP
😂 i love this fn podcast. No content what so ever. But still laughing the entire time.
jeff ludlam it’s all content...
"Water Mexicans" omg lmao that will unfortunately catch on 😅
If the UFC cameras zoom in on Theo like they do regular celebs, he has to do the "just bleed" guy pose.
I’ve never clicked on anything faster
😍😍💍💍
🤣🤣😘
I never busted a nut so fast
I hear ya, I need that dose of goofiness that Theo brings. It's essential! Who else out there is going to talk about poking a horses dick with a stick🤣Have a wonderful day✌💙🤙
Bu Rida nigga what 😂
Theo: "Cut your fucking ear off."
Brendan: "Michelangelo style."
Bruh', you mean Vincent van Gogh? LMAO. 😂😂😂
Raising Arizona is the best movie Nicolas Cage has been in, and it was his best movie performance.
You've clearly never seen Vampire's Kiss! Lol
“Shoutout to 3rd world countries”
-Brendan Schaub 2019
Svend Karlsen Vietnamlaysia duuude... 🤘 gang gang
Brendan looking like every drug dealer in Boston circa 1993.
Circa still
Respect.
More like every dealer in P-Town out on the Cape
EVERY SINGLE ONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
or the Modern Day East Boston Perc/oxy fiend
41:16 brendan stopping himself from IMMEDIATELY laughing.
Breast like 💩 diapers lol 😂‼️ Fresh out the gate The 🐀 👑 got me laughing ⚡️GANG GANG⚡️
Sean Haynes this post makes me concerned for the future of the English language
Leonardo Da Vinci Cavemen whom came before us used dirt or charcoal to paint on walls to communicate. I use my iPhone 📱 10X.‼️🚨 Don’t be scared🚨‼️
Sean Haynes yo wall paintings are not a form of communication. They used hand signals and grunts before language development. Emojis are dumbing down the popular vernacular into the simplest possible form. There is power in precision of language and the people who want control over populations probably know this, don’t you think?
You know, the people that sold you your IPhone and have access to all of the data
Leonardo Da Vinci Nahh dudes name was Leo ♌️ probably a fake name just like you and probably just as bright
Yo that "black lady saying ERIC " line had me crying.
Steven tyler wrote 'dude looks like a lady' after he met Theo.
LMAO at 41:15 when that guy Mathew Gator asked for relationship advice and Brendon was trying not to laugh and he kept looking at Theo 😂😂