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  • @ThePrimeagen
    @ThePrimeagen  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4550

    rizz em with the tism

    • @rachelcasey1449
      @rachelcasey1449 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      It'd work on me

    • @smddev
      @smddev 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Where would I even find a seven-piece anonymous alternative rock band? Melbourne, Australia??

    • @HappyCheeryChap
      @HappyCheeryChap 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@smddevthis is serious mum!

    • @Mel-mu8ox
      @Mel-mu8ox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Was this AI generated?

    • @sir_jordan
      @sir_jordan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ThePrimagen I started to use neovim 2 days ago after watching your videos

  • @Louisianish
    @Louisianish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2367

    "It creates a lot of work and no results. We actually call that 'modern software engineering.'" 😂

    • @deskjawi
      @deskjawi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ooh! (⁠*⁠’⁠O⁠’⁠*⁠)

    • @lazyman2451
      @lazyman2451 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fuk that explains why I scrap half way through development 😂

    • @ronnycoding
      @ronnycoding 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      lol jajaja

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ouuuu😮

    • @PiotrPavel
      @PiotrPavel วันที่ผ่านมา

      Can i Quote this in my job?

  • @CodeConstellations
    @CodeConstellations 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3484

    What on earth is with Prime's eyes. Prime either has Neuralink with a built in filter or is possessed.

    • @t3hSurge
      @t3hSurge 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Some AI or something grrgrr

    • @cr0nus01
      @cr0nus01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

      @CodeConstellations this stream was an irl stream he did with someone called SushiDragon who does a bunch of camera effects during stream. This was just a filter out on prime while he was speaking

    • @hexisXz
      @hexisXz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Or both

    • @justinhaase8628
      @justinhaase8628 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Just the average blue eyed individual

    • @theultimatejack3360
      @theultimatejack3360 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      He has Kiroshis

  • @smnkumarpaul
    @smnkumarpaul 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2997

    That is the best description for UML Diagrams ever. Our teachers believed that,it is how softwares are developed. I have never used it in my 6 years of work experience.

    • @diynevala
      @diynevala 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

      I have sometimes used it in my 24 years of work experience. It was more important when we did not have such nice IDE's and there were sometimes hundreds of DB tables created in the 80's... sith got messy, UML's made it visually digestible.

    • @smnkumarpaul
      @smnkumarpaul 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      @@diynevala That is absolutely understandable. Sadly most projects does not bother to invest in creating a ULM or Entity Relationship Diagrams making it a nightmare to work on the DBs. There have been many times, I have to dig through piles of code to get an understanding of it.

    • @diynevala
      @diynevala 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@smnkumarpaul It is also super cool to see hundred lines connected to "Product" - ok there are some foreign keys with products.. :D

    • @MrKasenom
      @MrKasenom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      As a student, do you use other kinds of diagrams? Or how do you visualize the project before starting

    • @diynevala
      @diynevala 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@MrKasenom on complicated protocols a sequence diagram can be helpful - if not for you, at least for the colleague you are trying to explain it.

  • @heartofcode5372
    @heartofcode5372 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +430

    That's the sweetest person you are talking to
    "oooh :)"

    • @alst4817
      @alst4817 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why say sweet when you mean dumb?

    • @liran8799
      @liran8799 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      ​@@alst4817 are you so unhappy with your life that you insult a random person for nothing

    • @jurxzy
      @jurxzy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@alst4817Not knowing much about software engineering = dumb?

    • @transformersloverjon
      @transformersloverjon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@alst4817No, you have it backwards. _She_ is condescending to _him_ because he is neuro-divergent and she is neuro-typical. She's not being dumb, she's just choosing to not engage very deeply with someone else' special interest that she does not share.

  • @nathanreed4705
    @nathanreed4705 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +814

    As a guy with a masters in software engineering I have to say that I have never felt more attacked

    • @theprovego2934
      @theprovego2934 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Is it that useless tho?

    • @nathanreed4705
      @nathanreed4705 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@theprovego2934 did get me a job so wasn't for me at least

    • @Dremth
      @Dremth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      ​@@theprovego2934It's useless in the same way that a blueprint is useless if you want to build a house. The blueprint alone isn't going to build the house, but it sure is nice to have when you've got 30 different people trying to build the same house.

    • @cryam6428
      @cryam6428 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Dremth Or when your the 7th person to live in the house 20 years after construction and something needs replacing. And you realize oh wait there should be a door here.

    • @FilterChain
      @FilterChain 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@theprovego2934 not at all, I was the lead dev right out the gate with the knowledge from my degree, I was the first to pioneer the microservices approach at my company and was the first to do many things I completely disagree with what he says

  • @hcn6708
    @hcn6708 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    CS Major here and we learned that stuff in Databases and Software Engineering
    Can't imagine 3 years of that

    • @gggggggggg44100
      @gggggggggg44100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Bro, I was like why does this just sound like database management course.

    • @StinkyCatFarts
      @StinkyCatFarts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gggggggggg44100 because UML stands for universal modelling language

    • @notuxnobux
      @notuxnobux หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its the type of shit you learn in school but then in a real job never use

    • @codewithegai
      @codewithegai หลายเดือนก่อน

      I learned it in my third year in university.

  • @sir_jordan
    @sir_jordan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +612

    and then we got bad reactions from our lecturer when these squares didn't have round edges and the arrow heads aren't filled properly

    • @sultanhanga
      @sultanhanga 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Why this is giving me flashbacks

    • @skilz8098
      @skilz8098 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'd write on the test One Big Box: This is a Worthless Waste of Time.

    • @himalczyk258
      @himalczyk258 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So true!

    • @stevez5134
      @stevez5134 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      around 2009-2010, on macOS I literally couldn't figure out how to get the triangles or arrows to show up properly and I had to draw them in, god forbid I had to go back and change the design, it would be another day of work drawing everything in manually. and I still couldn't get it right. I know today I could probably just use ChatGPT.

    • @lokosstratos7192
      @lokosstratos7192 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stevez5134 tbh using chatgpt introduced me to more errors i could ever imagine XD

  • @Dmitri_Ivanovich
    @Dmitri_Ivanovich 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +422

    Accurate description of my year 3 database paper.

    • @rammrras9683
      @rammrras9683 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm afraid I'm going to dream about relational algebra tonight

    • @ToveriJuri
      @ToveriJuri 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are somewhat useful for databases.

  • @elbaraaabuaraki327
    @elbaraaabuaraki327 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

    you forgot to say "I worked at Netflix btw"

    • @randerins
      @randerins 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      such an unflex

    • @mohamedaityoussef9965
      @mohamedaityoussef9965 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no longer

    • @eihodge
      @eihodge 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even just letting her know he uses arch would probably be good enough

    • @MSDMSD-d8b
      @MSDMSD-d8b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i use neovim btw

  • @hextech687
    @hextech687 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +831

    Prime's eyes look like he's turning to the Sith.

    • @myPrzeslaw
      @myPrzeslaw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      You know, there are some consequences of leaving Netflix.

    • @0xACAB
      @0xACAB 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Skill issue

    • @jt-moneyHockey
      @jt-moneyHockey 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@0xACAB def skill issue

    • @levmedvedev
      @levmedvedev 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I believe that he's chopped some trainee software engineers with a lightsaber 😵

    • @hextech687
      @hextech687 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@levmedvedev He went into whatever bootcamp is pushing Javascript for the backend and killed all the younglings.

  • @dough-pizza
    @dough-pizza 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +350

    Software engineering rizz 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @tormentedzeus2755
      @tormentedzeus2755 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Gives a new meaning to entity relationship

  • @_keano
    @_keano 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    wait, UML diagrams was among the first thing we learned in CS, I can't imagine having to learn this during a masters

    • @TYNEPUNK
      @TYNEPUNK 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      masters in sw engineering at least in the uk is like a catch up for non coders, they do a much simpler degree than an undergrad. they do say 18 months in basic coding, i was teaching it while i was an undergrad. sw masters is suprisingly not impressive. hence i decided to do a different one, i wasnt even allowed because i knew it all from my batchlers, its literally not allowed.

    • @joaoph9391
      @joaoph9391 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What I understand from what he is saying is that all work done on the masters theoretical.
      And "no results" = not applying the job. Just like most grad programs, unless you end up building a prototype, considering it would take A LOT of computational power to test, most cases people just don't.

    • @tsunami870
      @tsunami870 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Completely useless concept

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Bro looks like he was built by the Tyrell corporation.

  • @himalczyk258
    @himalczyk258 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    Been there, draw that stuff. But this conversation is just pure gold.
    “What would that create?” - JUST POINT ON 😂

    • @Lastninjaxoxoxoxox
      @Lastninjaxoxoxoxox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Been there, drawn that

    • @GRAYgauss
      @GRAYgauss 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me, literally choking on design rn 😭

  • @hephestosthalays2700
    @hephestosthalays2700 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I can't believe how powerful that moustache is

  • @SebastianGrignoli
    @SebastianGrignoli 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    This guy is a standup programmer. I would go to his show anytime if he puts one up in my city.

    • @ábel-baka-nagy
      @ábel-baka-nagy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or you can just watch him on Twitch

  • @mr.k8660
    @mr.k8660 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I dream of a girl listening to me like that

    • @vroomerlifts
      @vroomerlifts 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      real

    • @HappytreeLuis
      @HappytreeLuis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Just go up to a random girl and infodump on her. It'll work, trust me.

  • @Kira_x86_64
    @Kira_x86_64 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    UML!!!! I can handle discrete math and compiler theory but when the proffesors pull out UML my soul dies and I zone out.

    • @ethanwasme4307
      @ethanwasme4307 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      sounds like someone went into comp sci with no hobbyist experience and eyes on the money 😂😂

    • @Kira_x86_64
      @Kira_x86_64 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@ethanwasme4307 Actually you would be surprised, I don't really care about the money. I really only care about optimization and making stuff go fast. Even before university I would sit around and look at the assembly code generated by gcc and try to figure out what I can do different to get more cache hits. For me computer science has always been about the computer and I find UML to be a waste of time that slows down my (and my peers) production speed and results in less performant code due to over abstraction. Long winded but I don't know where you were going with your comment but it just seems a bit rude.

    • @datboi1861
      @datboi1861 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@ethanwasme4307You really saw "I can handle discrete math and compiler theory" and still ended up at that conclusion. How?

    • @antt1810
      @antt1810 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ethanwasme4307who the fuck would draw UML diagrams as a hobby?

    • @AlexDo2
      @AlexDo2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like uml more than discrete tbh

  • @kasper369
    @kasper369 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This clips is amazing in all ways, his eyes glowing, chat in BG,

  • @kkiimm009
    @kkiimm009 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I did more programming during my master than my bachelor. I did those diagram things during my bachelor. Stil a waste of time compared to having worked those two years. Especially since I don't work with what I specialized in.

  • @jpviscaino
    @jpviscaino 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that he just mentioned undergrad level stuff is the cherry on top

  • @radioJim
    @radioJim 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Computer science master's student here, and he's not exaggerating. Like, at all. If you want to learn anything useful while you're in school, you really need to have personal projects!

    • @rdom9680
      @rdom9680 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Huh, I had 1 or 2 modules in my first year of uni that used UML and made ER diagrams, I think that's got to do with your course in particular. But I do agree about personal projects really helping you apply what you learn.

  • @minastaros
    @minastaros 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    good diagrams can enormously help understanding the bigger picture, if they are seen as sketches. They are good to identify boundaries and unwanted dependencies, but they are not a religion.
    It just depends, sometimes the problem is simple so that one can immediately start coding, the other time better draw a high-level sketch first.

  • @dsrogersjr
    @dsrogersjr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's where you learn the tools, techniques, and practices to build quality software. That you will then throw out the window because your "agile" team needs to deliver all the features, on an exact release date, all at once because all features are the top priority

  • @DebugDave
    @DebugDave 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    hahaha "A lot of work and no results". Accurate AF

  • @JakePIXL
    @JakePIXL 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Prime gives me the vibes of being a character off of parks and rec

  • @Robin_Goodfellow
    @Robin_Goodfellow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've never used UML at work. I have, however, used database diagrams to generate SQL tables to great effect.

  • @Smrtnyk
    @Smrtnyk 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This guy is made of sarcasm
    I absolutely love it

  • @ImNotSoLegit
    @ImNotSoLegit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a current MSCS student taking a database design course, this one really hit home.

  • @jamesm.9285
    @jamesm.9285 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just love the final semi-curious, enthusiastic, "oooh :)"

  • @iddiiddrisu5971
    @iddiiddrisu5971 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂 this is the first TH-cam short i have enjoyed. ❤

  • @g0dzilla_au
    @g0dzilla_au 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The guy who taught me UML made sure we knew how to so it real well, and then promptly told me outside of class that he'd never used it in industry but had to teach it.

  • @SimonHuggins
    @SimonHuggins 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    UML wasn’t around when I did my Software Engineering bachelors. I learned something even more meaningless called Z. It was aptly named. I learned UML later and failed to use it slightly less than Z, but not by much. I opted for boxes and pointy arrows instead (or an indented list) which most people seem to understand better and are thus a much better communication tool.

  • @echoawoo7195
    @echoawoo7195 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Aggregate and composite aren't relationship schemas. Aggregate is a collection function and composite describes creating an object property with some other type.

    • @Fernando-rc8rw
      @Fernando-rc8rw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for the information 🤓☝️

  • @8cyl6speed
    @8cyl6speed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    its like a couple assignments in one course man

  • @DKLHensen
    @DKLHensen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is me… primeagen is our hero, he gets it. Protect this prototypical man at all cost

  • @yaritebaba
    @yaritebaba 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for explaining that. I once interviewed a person who had a bachelors and masters in comp sci. They also had one years work experience developing with php on linux. I was asking basic questions and they didnt know, so i kept scaling the questions back, until i go to the point where i asked what linux distribution they used to develop on at their last role. They couldn't even tell me that, all they knew was they used phpstorm ide. So clearly those university qualifications are worse than used toilet paper.

    • @GonzoEnt
      @GonzoEnt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Congratulations, you found one of the students that BS'ed their way through ( with possibly with the minimum grade possible) two degree programs and possibly had no major interest in the discipline. As a current student in a related discipline, I agree there are some gaps in what is taught vs what is needed. I would have likely answered at least half your questions before I started for a degree. You just had a bad candidate which is not representative of the whole.

  • @kneza96BG
    @kneza96BG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Was that the beautiful wife he keeps talking about?

    • @toast_dev
      @toast_dev 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      No - sushidragon’s wife

    • @yajobaby
      @yajobaby 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Kolega

  • @chaboi685
    @chaboi685 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So software engineering is essentially just my 102 software design class. Plus extra years.

  • @FilterChain
    @FilterChain 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Design patterns and uml is critical for any high level architecture, you will need to learn it if you are going beyond just building business requirements ... you are constantly using these designs in c#, spring boot and any other softwares you piggy back on. You need a deeper understand to get what they did MVC is literally a chin of responsibility, facade and observer mix and it works well and is easy to use , replicate aka Make APIs

  • @gtxp1396
    @gtxp1396 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That sounds like a bachelor level of software engineering

  •  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dijkstra said it best: "Software Engineering is how to program if you cannot."

  • @chicahaga
    @chicahaga 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thats it I’m definitely not going for the masters now. I’m so done with that shiii. Thanks for saving me 2-3 years 😂😂

  • @syundown6005
    @syundown6005 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That is probably the funniest description I have ever heard for database design 😂

  • @Michael-Martell
    @Michael-Martell 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A lot of work with no results. We call that modern software engineering. Spoken like a true master!

  • @mattdoestechstuff
    @mattdoestechstuff 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    At least most people are not still trying to generate code from those diagrams too anymore..

    • @spoonikle
      @spoonikle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I am sure Mermaid chart is working on it using LLM’s

    • @StarryNightSky587
      @StarryNightSky587 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      *ModelBasedSystemEngineering entered the chat*

    • @daves.software
      @daves.software 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm sure IBM is still trying.

    • @dasdasdasdasdasdasdas3720
      @dasdasdasdasdasdasdas3720 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      tell that to my company

    • @blarghblargh
      @blarghblargh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The fact that you can't generate the diagrams from the code and get an easily followable chart goes to show that it's not really well mapped to the task at hand.

  • @tttm99
    @tttm99 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I learned my rounded rectangles during higher learning but my squares with arrows on the job 😂

  • @junioraos4074
    @junioraos4074 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That drawing is good to outline the first day of coding. But just the first one.😂

  • @mehrshadzand7942
    @mehrshadzand7942 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he was about to say "Nothing" for "what would that create?"

  • @xyola
    @xyola 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    These days software is hard to maintain because enginners dont want to do documentation

  • @just4fun607
    @just4fun607 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    he cut 'i work at netflix btw'

    • @TYNEPUNK
      @TYNEPUNK 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lolz yep

  • @robbiedavey2439
    @robbiedavey2439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    To get a degree in Software engineering, its very similar except you draw different shaped triangles and connect them with different words such as AND, OR, XAND and XOR

  • @nikkehtine
    @nikkehtine 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    this feels AI generated like why does he have anime eyes

  • @uFamous_Breakfast1792
    @uFamous_Breakfast1792 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the only thing that make his words rizzable is that mustache

  • @nicolassabio2470
    @nicolassabio2470 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Everyome talking about his eyes when Im here magnificed by his wonderful mustache.

  • @codingrules
    @codingrules 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember that being a part of one course.

  • @426F6F
    @426F6F 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The "ooohh" at the end after the punchline 😭😭😭

  • @greyalice
    @greyalice 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Creates a lot of work and no results." Can't tell if I'm laughing or crying.

  • @TwitchingShark
    @TwitchingShark 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Prime with his first cyberpunk eye implants.

  • @michaelholopainen2822
    @michaelholopainen2822 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What he trying the descripbe is UML language that is used to DESIGN software. And if he actually knew what he was talking about, he would know that you can actually automatically generate the software code from than design.
    Just like experience and skilled contruction worker can eyeball stuff and get it done fast and well without elaborate design drawings. But there are buildings you do want to competent engineer to have made designs for.

  • @kipchickensout
    @kipchickensout 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    oh yeah, in practice in 6 years only seen once and it wasn't a clear type of UML diagram, it was a mixed bag of different non-standard things drawn to make things visual but still items from UML

  • @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult
    @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a data engineer, I actually use E-R diagrams to map what I need to do in warehouse migrations.

  • @zanagi
    @zanagi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What is this new format is so good lmao

  • @sleepyelk5955
    @sleepyelk5955 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    best description ever 😂 not only, that it produces nothing, it must most likely changed completely, becausnit does not work in the wild and you see the problems only, when you actually implement it ...

  • @NapoleonThe12th
    @NapoleonThe12th 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In this short we see Sheogorath describe modern software engineering.

  • @terraaw7680
    @terraaw7680 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember making potential fields for a little ai bot we had to make for Intro to AI. That was fun(it wasn’t)

  • @cloudartisean
    @cloudartisean หลายเดือนก่อน

    The oooh at the end makes it 😂

  • @calvinyip364
    @calvinyip364 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sounds like UML diagram, gantt charts etc. Learn that in my diploma. Its alot of work.

  • @anispinner
    @anispinner 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    prime has masters in pickup lines

  • @doodidood
    @doodidood 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This does explain why I've never seen any software that has any kind of structure... We call it "historic growth" or even "hysteric growth" if it goes out of control

  • @natescode
    @natescode 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My manager LOVES UML. He makes 30 people spend an hour every week learning it.

  • @perarneng
    @perarneng 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Many microservices architectures fail because people don’t understand the domain and don’t slice the system at the right boundaries. This causes chattiness and it becomes a distributed monolith. To avoid this you create a domain model that everyone can understand and approve. After that you slice your system up in microservices. The best tools to use here is boxes with names and relationships. Usually following the UML standard. Not understanding this whole concept of domain modelling and how important it is makes the whole software industry filled with systems that are dead on arrival. If you don’t fully understand the domain then it’s very hard to build a great software architecture. It’s also important that the stakeholders which are often non technical domain experts can validate the domain model. It’s very hard if they have to read code to do that.

  • @me-low-key
    @me-low-key 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    bro knows too much he might as well take that Masters degree, you ve been UMLed

  • @barryallencoffee
    @barryallencoffee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Getting lost in primeagens eyes was not on my bingo card today

  • @brutusthebuttress1476
    @brutusthebuttress1476 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Creating a blueprint for a house also takes a lot of work with no results, we call it ALGORITHMS

  • @Rachen1992
    @Rachen1992 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Creates a lot of work and no results" Does the Primeagen work where I am at?

    • @onlyme0349
      @onlyme0349 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats like the description for every desk job tho

    • @Rachen1992
      @Rachen1992 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@onlyme0349 what do you consider a desk job?

  • @MadGenious
    @MadGenious 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    UML diagrams are rarely ever used for software development.. But they are used alot in Database Development.

  • @sullivan3503
    @sullivan3503 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think it's unfortunate how much hate diagrams get in CS. In every other field of engineering, their usefulness is accepted. I've created many useful diagrams for my work. They help clarify the conceptual structure of a system.

    • @Anteksanteri
      @Anteksanteri 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      software is entirely conceptual. code is the description already. refining the code is refining the description, so translating from diagrams to systems is not useful for getting anything shipped. everything is comprised of specifics. diagrams might help maintenance but knowing how to debug offers way more. these are just some musings though. no strong opinion.

  • @nanotech2080
    @nanotech2080 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dunno, was taught this in the very first semester when doing bachelors

  • @huubeijndhovenvan7177
    @huubeijndhovenvan7177 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Do you mean you can get a master of engineering degree in the USA by finishing just one first year subject of a Dutch or German university of technology program? Really?

    • @vandermannmusic
      @vandermannmusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That was literally also just my first bachelor semester in my software engineering studies in Denmark haha.

    • @shreddedtwopack6625
      @shreddedtwopack6625 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@vandermannmusicchill out chill out. The US is completely dominating you in software and technology. Don’t talk shi to us all high and mighty.

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The American university system is pretty janky, so the answer is actually, "probably."

    • @vandermannmusic
      @vandermannmusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@shreddedtwopack6625 Didn't mean it as talking shit. I apologize if that is how it sounded.

    • @paschikshehu7988
      @paschikshehu7988 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There are one year master degrees, they are supposed to be more business-oriented or more practical, whereas the two year masters are proper degrees but mostly theoretical in nature.

  • @vulkanosaure
    @vulkanosaure 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    But is UML actually bad ? I would have thought it's a good idea to take the time to formalize the structure in an abstract and standardize form

    • @rdom9680
      @rdom9680 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The bad part about UML is that 1. you spend too long making and discussing diagrams 2. they may not account for any issues or requirement changes that may occur. In other words, people have meetings discussing these diagrams, then something changes or goes wrong and they're back to discussing the diagrams, not too much work gets done. Of course it isn't always like this, but it happens enough for most people to abondon the idea almost entirely.
      If you want to see for yourself, I recommend picking a project (can be a small project) that has fixed and completely known requirements and trying to use UML, this would be absolute best case scenario for it. I personally never found it very useful.

    • @fullstackplus
      @fullstackplus หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rdom9680 That's how the standard "Agile" soundbite goes. In reality: 1) no-one said you have to spend TOO LONG making diagrams 2) changing something is WAY easier if you already had spent some time up-front designing it 3) UML isn't just for cases that have fixed and completely known requirements. It's for resolving fundamental relationships between data. Now some teams for sure have treated UML as some kind of must-have ritual - these aren't much better than the "Agilists" that think the only way software is made is going "clickety-clack" on your keyboard because "you can always change it later".

    • @rdom9680
      @rdom9680 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fullstackplus That's why I qualified my comment so much, just because I said UML wasn't helpful to me, doesn't mean it isn't helpful at all.
      I find that your changes argument goes both ways depending on what change it is, my claim was just that UML can become very specific to the point where it may require significant time spent designing, whether that saves or costs time depends from case to case.
      I was also careful to say that a situation with known requirements is the "best case scenario", so if someone wants to give UML a try, it's good to start from there - if you don't like it at its best, you won't at its worst.

  • @stevez5134
    @stevez5134 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember being in the same class as masters students. It seemed like they were more likely to know how to actually draw a UML diagram or know what JDBC is (it's kind of biased isn't it?) but not know how to actually save a file or move it to a different location.

  • @foxooo
    @foxooo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wonder what that mustache feels like

  • @thrillhouse4784
    @thrillhouse4784 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I still get happy when I see diamonds, but I forget what they mean

  • @gmodrules123456789
    @gmodrules123456789 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    UMLs were supposed to outline the high level architectural design. They were never supposed to be used to create objects or classes, but just to describe services and modules.

  • @kgothatsontsane3119
    @kgothatsontsane3119 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Took the words right out of my mouth! LMFAO

  • @GmoneyDaGamer24
    @GmoneyDaGamer24 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sounds like data management the way he describes items and their relations to fields

  • @kitsone4222
    @kitsone4222 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Prime going panty dropper mode :kekw:

  • @leomagtibay3031
    @leomagtibay3031 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    doing my masters in swe right now, and boyyy is this accurate lmaoo

  • @AgnostiKing
    @AgnostiKing 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Michael Scott's smart evil twin!

  • @Bananabanananax
    @Bananabanananax 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think about going to grad school for CS all the time. But I know it’s not what I wanna do. I’m just having trouble finding a job/internship with 0 internship. I think it’ll buy me time, but it’s really just $10k a year for very little hands on experience. I just feel discouraged

  • @nizuli1347
    @nizuli1347 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He literally called creating table "drawing squares" 🐢

  • @xyouthe
    @xyouthe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i mean it helps to have a layout of the database or service you want to set up

  • @benjiusofficial
    @benjiusofficial 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a mathematician... it just sounds like you're doing category theory proofs

    • @plaidchuck
      @plaidchuck 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right… if youre paying for a masters and they’re teaching bachelors level first normal form… run

  • @zami001001
    @zami001001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    of all my years working professional programming, I think i've used UML diagrams only a single time. I am delighted to report that UML diagram has never been looked at by another human soul.

  • @eggmeister6641
    @eggmeister6641 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Damn. He learned ERD's in his masters while I learned them in 1st year.

  • @SEOdev
    @SEOdev 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I only have my Bachelors in software engineering but, yep.

  • @Xemptuous
    @Xemptuous 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Literally exactly what most of my MS was.

  • @MisterDevel
    @MisterDevel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They don't even humour me with the "oh" I just get "ok"

    • @eprokluvee
      @eprokluvee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Be honest. You don’t talk to women.