"They should have just put play doh in your mouth, and just grinded it right through your stupid head" Best line ever. I remember being in the parking lot of a movie theatre listening to that live.
This right here is why the O&A show is irreplaceable. Grown men discussing everyday stuff, casually throwing in all kinds of contemporary references, punchlines both crass yet witty, being brutal to each other and yet scathingly funny... Stuff a guy could listen to non stop when working.
Nova Lena the fact that jay jones didn’t get that obvious sarcasm is a travesty and an excellent example of why t here’s no hope for humanity. Good thing there are people like Patrice who exist to keep that glimmer of hope alive
Funny thing is I never listened to O&A on satellite 📡 I saw Jimmy on JRE but I've been hooked ever since and that was almost a year ago. My feed is Patrice O'Neal and O&A.
Been a Patrice fan from day 1 but i used to understand complaints about Patrice cutting everyone off and taking over the room. Now that hes no longer here i kinda want everyone else to shut up and let him go lol rip big man
I just heard the line about they had a pact not to write any books if they ever break up. Funny, I just bought the second Anthony Cumia book on my kindle.
When Anthony says "this is the important part your not listening to" and jimmy says "uh yeah" is so funny to me now cuz i know he is setting up a fucken home run
The average person sheds up to 100 hairs a day. What I don't understand is how they keep the hair from eventually shedding once its transplanted. Eventually it go into the resting phase then fall out leaving you back to square one
Hair transplant is better now. They individually put hair follicles in with some new technology and it genuinely looks great. Took them like 40 years but they finally mastered it
I can sympathize with any guy losing their hair . My brother had the same procedure done . My mother had to take the the staples out of my brother's head . He was grimacing in pain . I think it depends on the person for the best results. Anthony can laugh at himself which is crucial as a comic . I watch anthony to thia day and his hair is okay .
There are no staples. They implant individual follicles. They just start growing. I did it, completely natural hair grew in. I paid about $3 a follicle, I got 2200 implants..totally worth it . I wasn't bald, just a high hairline. Do it if it bugs you!
Patrice's laugh at 5:11 makes him sound like he got catapulted through the air...
James LMAOOOOO000000000oooooooo
I keep replaying it because of this comment
lmaoo
James lmao
James Such a great comment! Perfect description, it really does sound like he's flying into the distance!
Patrice's play-doh line fucking slayed me... R.I.P. Big Man.
scottyblades That was great.
Patrice on Anthony's hair transplant process:
"So, kinda like _Poltergeist,_ when they build new houses on top of a graveyard?"
Shit was genius
Jesus christ lmfaooooooo
They overlooked that line. That was genius.
The fact that he came up with that on the spot is crazy lol
Ole haunted house head
"They should have just put play doh in your mouth, and just grinded it right through your stupid head"
Best line ever.
I remember being in the parking lot of a movie theatre listening to that live.
what movie?
I comeback just to listen to that part
@@spirit2might hell if I know. This probably aired over 15 years ago.
6:22
This and Haunted Head are gold 😂
This right here is why the O&A show is irreplaceable. Grown men discussing everyday stuff, casually throwing in all kinds of contemporary references, punchlines both crass yet witty, being brutal to each other and yet scathingly funny... Stuff a guy could listen to non stop when working.
Been doing it everyday for years now haha
They're trash without Patrice
Both men are now unlistenable. Opie is a bitter old man who thinks his shit smells like roses and ant is just a hate filled racist.
5:09 Patrice had one of the best laughs ever. Sounds like he's doing a couple back flips before jumping out of a window RIP Patrice!
Like his ass just got catapulted 🤣
Patrice is up in heaven right now giving God advice. Legend.
He's gonna have a great view of anthony's awful plugs from there.
I was crying with laughter then a bit of sadness. RIP big man. We need you now more than ever.
Thought you were my brother for a sec.
@@NxDoyle Dad?
2 years later from this post, we need him even more
“You can’t sneeze or tie your shoes” LOL
This is why cumia is a solid dude...he can take it just as well as he can give it. Unlike someone else we know...
Nice try with the hate
merces47letifer Not anymore.
this comment hasnt aged well
What's changed since this comment? Not disagreeing, just wondering.
@Gabriel Godina one makes a book, other stumbles around the streets doing pop up videos. Shit changes
How crazy is it we all still get our fix of o and a through these clips. Also we all hate hearing opie. Lmao
bejer916 Long Speak for yourself. I thought Opie was funny here. Lol.
Ton Jones THAT'S how you respond to an "lol" comment??!! Ha...You're as humorless as you think Opie is.
Opies a stuck up weak jackass who gets lucky sometimes
Nova Lena the fact that jay jones didn’t get that obvious sarcasm is a travesty and an excellent example of why t here’s no hope for humanity. Good thing there are people like Patrice who exist to keep that glimmer of hope alive
6:20 😂😂😂😂 holy fuck 😂 that Patrice joke with him and the whole room erupting in laughter must be how the roasts at the Comedy Cellar went down lmao
Dude is a comedic genius, for those line alone.
Right!!! That's definitely a cellar scene lmaoooooooo
“You have a haunted head.”
Lmao I fell down when he said that😂😂😂
How is there always new stuff I haven't seen from him? They never disappoint either.
maybe hes still alive #patriceishidinginanthonieshouse
Cuz he ain't dead
Liam Sweeney theres around 137 episodes of him on o and a. Start from episode 1
This is old
This is really old. You're finding new stuff because you haven't watched his old stuff.
I was crying at the play dough joke
I think we all were
I love coming back to all these classic Patrice moments every 6 months to a year. Such a legend would be so amazing to have right now.
When Patrice’s TRUE laugh gets going, I lose the ability to keep straight face while listening
Dude has that laugh that gets everyone else going lmao
0:35 Opie announced their dead friendship so early, so directly. Out of the mouth of babes...
So much for that book pact too. Loll
He called him sonic the hedgehog! Lmao!
God damn. So many hilarious jokes in this clip. Fucking top notch comedy!
"They shoulda just put Play Doh in your mouth, and just grinded it, right through your stupid head".
I'm dying over here. Lmao.
😆😆😆😆 I come back to this part every other year to laugh! Patrice 👑
Anthony may laugh at himself more than he does anyone else. Another reason he's the best.
Yep
Zero ego
RIP Patrice. We all love you brother.
Could you imagine a show with just Cumia, Patrice and Norton
Mark Gormley Cumia, Patrice, Norton, Dipalo, Burr, and Blobby Kelly and Vos for cannon fodder. And Otto and George
lol theyre called NOPIE lmfao
Mark Gormley old Norton was awesome
Patrice made the show I wouldn't listen if Patrice wasn't on
Opie kept things going smoothly, but he wasnt great to bounce off of.
The image of Anthony in a du-rag was almost more than Patrice could handle. And who can blame him? No one should be subjected to that image🤣🤣🤣
Looking like a Iranian bomb maker
Funny thing is I never listened to O&A on satellite 📡 I saw Jimmy on JRE but I've been hooked ever since and that was almost a year ago. My feed is Patrice O'Neal and O&A.
"Freddie's follicle shop" lol
That thumbnail is perfect!…..it’s exactly the face they are making throughout this whole podcast! Lol
The play-do line!! omg
6:25 Play-Doh ground thru stupid head 😂
Love how Patrice can't contain his laughter at the thought of Ant needing a do-rag
I didn't sleep well, and this was do funny it woke me right up.
Unfortunately it also made me teary eyed and sad, I really miss Patrice.
Ant is such a good sport, allowing Patrice and the guys their shine
5:11 that time Patrice fell down a well
😄
Lol the Hawaiian Punch guy.
Ol' spaghetti head killed me! Patrice roasted Ant lol.
"They shoulda just put Playdoh in your mouth and grinded it up and pushed it through your head"
Fucking Gold!
*Stupid head lol
God I remember hearing this on the radio the first time driving to work. Probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed
6:15 'ol Spagetti head haha
"So you have a Haunted Head?" lmaooooo
This is one of the best beatings Patrice ever gave Anthony or anyone. Classic stuff.
Sometimes I randomly think about Patrice’s play-doh line and just start laughing
I miss Patrice every day
That Hawaiian Punch line killed me
Ditto xD Just rewound it twice hahahaa ♥
God I love Patrice O'Neal's laugh
Oh my God this is so funny, one of the best O&A segments of all time. Patrice just destroys Ant.
5:09 Mario does a backflip out of a 20th story window.
Been a Patrice fan from day 1 but i used to understand complaints about Patrice cutting everyone off and taking over the room. Now that hes no longer here i kinda want everyone else to shut up and let him go lol rip big man
5:08 god damn i miss patrice on air
I just heard the line about they had a pact not to write any books if they ever break up. Funny, I just bought the second Anthony Cumia book on my kindle.
Opie killing the vibe as usual
“Play-doh in your mouth, and grind it up through the holes in your head.” Rolling fr
I can't get that vision out of my head, just like in the advertisements.
This gave me a good laugh not heard this one before
3:16 😂😂 Anthony sounds like he's watching another soldier get shot 😛😂
"I SUGGESTED IT!!!!"
Sure ya did ope
That play-doh line fucks me up every time
Jimmy said Ant looks like Hawaiian Punch guy lol.
LOL
"...or do you look like the Hawaiian punch guy?" OMG Jimmy!!!
Haunted Head and Play-doh head 😂
When Anthony says "this is the important part your not listening to" and jimmy says "uh yeah" is so funny to me now cuz i know he is setting up a fucken home run
A haunted head...fuckin hilarious
Fuckin' brutal. Love it.
The play-doh line destroyed me.
I always come back for that “youre either gonna be fine or look like the Hawaiian punch guy” line lmfaooooo good lord!!!!
"when we break up, no books" lol
There's ah Adams apple on your cheek now😂😂😂😂 damn you Patrice😂😂😂🙏🏾🥺
0:28 Patrice quietly sniffs something out that we wouldn't discover for years to come...
All I could think was if Patrice lived long enough to see Anthony’s hair... 😭😭😭😭
Opie played his part in making these shows featuring the magnificent comedic chemistry of Patrice, Ant, and Jim.
he was a great board op.
6:22 ol spaghetti play-do head Ant
5:10 Patrice is an Angry Bird
"cut the back of my face" Patrice
3:43 "it takes 4 months for your head to stop looking like an underarm?"
What is that guitar riff at the first minute ?
Be yourself by audioslave
I suggested it! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
It was either you looked perfect or you looked like the Hawaiian punch guy. 🤣🤣🤣
2:41 The haunted head comment should of got more laughs.
Poor Anthony, taking a Savage beating, lol
Opies jealously of Ant is palpable...(00:35)....he could never be able to do any of those shows alone...hell, he was never able to do O&A by himself
For a moment I forgot Patrice was gone until I saw the R.I.Ps in the comments.
Right off the bat
Patrice sniffed out their rift
And at least Opie’s honest with him
Patrice O’Neal’s death was the beginning of the end of opie and Anthony show
Let me see your head Sonic the hedgehog 🤣🤣
took me a bit to realize he was talking about sonic's ball mode and the shine spot on him
'do it big guy!'
What is the song 1.40 in? Can't shazam is without them shuting up
Same
its be yourself by audioslave
The average person sheds up to 100 hairs a day. What I don't understand is how they keep the hair from eventually shedding once its transplanted. Eventually it go into the resting phase then fall out leaving you back to square one
Ahhhh STRRIIPPPP!!!!!!
5:09 thats how Patrice sounded like when he got shot up to Heaven . RIP
Lemme see your head, sonic the hedge hog! Lmao 😂...
💀💀💀 spaghetti head
Opie really only laughs at his own jokes or when something bad happens to someone.
Hair transplant is better now. They individually put hair follicles in with some new technology and it genuinely looks great. Took them like 40 years but they finally mastered it
You can tell that Ant is ok with Patrice taking friendly jabs about his hair, but he seems annoyed when Opie does it 😂
haunted head hahahaha
6:26 for anyone who needs an image of that line
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Scroll to 3:56 for the last toy highlighted by carson.
Well, that no-book pact really worked out...
Opie actually was pretty good here, probably because he was insulting Anthony. Labor of love.
Anthony threw that pact right out the window huh lmao
5:11 Patrice riding a rollercoaster
i still cry when i listen to this. Patrice was so unique and wish he could be around so he can talk about all this shit going on
0:54
Speaking of: I highly recommend the audio book version of Permanently Suspended.
Kind of a dick move after they agreed to not doing a book if they split
I can sympathize with any guy losing their hair . My brother had the same procedure done . My mother had to take the the staples out of my brother's head . He was grimacing in pain . I think it depends on the person for the best results. Anthony can laugh at himself which is crucial as a comic . I watch anthony to thia day and his hair is okay .
There are no staples. They implant individual follicles. They just start growing. I did it, completely natural hair grew in. I paid about $3 a follicle, I got 2200 implants..totally worth it . I wasn't bald, just a high hairline. Do it if it bugs you!
Ant broke the pact a wrote a book