Everyone is talking about Smoke and CJ but no one is talking about Michael's brilliant sarcasm. "I hear Stockholm syndrome is very nice this time of the year" lmaooo
@@pollogaming919 It's not kidnapping, more like rescuing. People have to understand the mentality of certain cultures and individuals before labelling things. She is a faithful religious woman who believes in being faithful, but her husband kept on abusing her. She didn't want to leave due to marriage, and promise she gave him, to remain faithful, stay together. When trevor kidnapped her, he treats her well, so she started liking him. You would hear a few times how she blamed martin, her husband when being with trevor. eventually she went back to him saying she gave him the word, and trevor was upset, but he still dropped her.
@@vertigo6472 no it isnt have you even played both of the missions? in wrong side of the tracks, you don't make the train crash into the ocean, fight off a bunch of merryweather, then you drive on a boat with more merryweather chasing you.
steamedrice97 apparently Michael weighs 103 kg or 227lbs and Trevor picked him up and carried him out the door and he didn’t even look like he was struggling, plus Trevor is in his mid forties. Plus Trevor is the skinniest out of the 3.
"Gold Medal Objectives: ● Time - Complete within 11:30 ● Fastest Speed - Reach top speed on the Sanchez ● *Better than CJ* - Land on the train using the 1st jump" Well, the last one-really not. No one's better than CJ. *yeaah*
this was one of my favorite Trevor missions. it just shows how crazy he is... when he dives off the train into the river.. there's no amount of money you could pay me to do that shit.
TerminatorZXY Which is the 7th? The GTA games released in that time were GTA Liberty City Stories, Vice City Stories, Chinatown wars, IV, TBoGT and TLaD.
For anyone struggling to stay on top of the train, there's a trick I use, if you hold down the character select button with your left thumb it slows down the game, then use your right thumb to steer while still holding down with your left thumb. It's a little awkward but it allows you to control the bike in slow motion and you don't fall off.
I love how Micheal acts like a normal guy but deep down he's a psychopath and everyone near him knows it. While Trevor acts like a psychopath but deep down he's a genius and nobody knows it.
Everyone knows Michael is not normal, but Michael wants, or needs to pretend he's normal so his family and him can live in peace. But Trevor doesn't have such burden and he doesn't want to be normal. To him, having a fun with the ones he love (Patricia, Michael and Franklin, etc…) is the most important thing. He doesn't care even if being chased after the whole world is the cost.
You know, everyone's talking about Big Smoke...but is no one going to appreciate the fact that not one of those falling train cars came even close to crushing Trevor?
Mission Time 00:08:21✅ Fastest Speed 100%✅ *Better than CJ* ✅ --------------------------------------------------- Completition - Gold 100% ☢️ CJ: Am I a joke to you?
no wonder it said " Better then cj" cuz y'all remember that one mission that pissed u off in gta San Andreas when u fail then big smoke said "all you had to do was follow the damn train" LMAO 😂 then you were better then cj in this mission n gta v
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Big Smoke: ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!!!
Trevor: I CAN DO BETTER!!!
All you have to do is to shut the fuck up!!!
@@After4th haha
your jokes are not funny
Dustin Krueger Trevor: hold my gasoline
CJ is better anyway.
Damn, Trevor made it look easy as hell. All CJ had to do, was follow the damn train.
...Can I marry you? Girl or guy doesn't matter... * v *
Kat Games
Omg yesssss
Alex Houston Perfect, tux or gown? * v *
My Name Is K hwat
Bord
Everyone is talking about Smoke and CJ but no one is talking about Michael's brilliant sarcasm.
"I hear Stockholm syndrome is very nice this time of the year" lmaooo
what does the line mean?
@@yashkondekar907Google "Stockholm Syndrome". Patricia is a very fine example of this condition, hence Mike's sarcasm
@@MatadorShifter ohh got it now thanks👍👍
@@yashkondekar907 it’s when the person who is kidnapped falls in love with the person who kidnapped them
@@pollogaming919 It's not kidnapping, more like rescuing. People have to understand the mentality of certain cultures and individuals before labelling things. She is a faithful religious woman who believes in being faithful, but her husband kept on abusing her. She didn't want to leave due to marriage, and promise she gave him, to remain faithful, stay together. When trevor kidnapped her, he treats her well, so she started liking him. You would hear a few times how she blamed martin, her husband when being with trevor. eventually she went back to him saying she gave him the word, and trevor was upset, but he still dropped her.
Big Smoke would be proud.
a;; we had to do was follow the damn train cj!!!!!
ahaahahha I remember that line.. Laughed every time!
big smoke is dead
+hvskilter hd lol yeah me too!
XxDonut_KingxX Now he can rest in peace...
At least trevor followed the damn train
Big Smoke would be happy.
lazer
@@TheCoolMhs cj would just say "man f*** u fatass fool I accidentally hit a rock while I was following the D A M TRAIN"
@@HypeFox smoke is such a stormtrooper that woozie is a better shooter than him
@@setro5582 hahahah
The "better than CJ" achivement lmao, i miss the old days :')
Dont we all miss those days..
Me too
This Mission is copied from gta sa
@@vertigo6472 no it isnt have you even played both of the missions? in wrong side of the tracks, you don't make the train crash into the ocean, fight off a bunch of merryweather, then you drive on a boat with more merryweather chasing you.
There is a better than cj achievement? I never got it!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, TREVOR!
LOL real amusing, man.
The train of dreams
Mr. Fedora It doesn't work like that
Trevor: I didnt did it because I can do better
I CAN GO TO THE TOP
Trevor did follow the train
I'm glad this guy goes through a second play just for the cutscenes, thanks man :)!
Yes me to!! He put a lot of time in this I think
MCHappster he probably already played it a few times to get 100% score ;)
That stockholm syndrome line was hilarious, I think Michael is funnier than Trevor, like the hipster conversation
6 years later your the only one i seen that knows what that means
@@maxgee22 I do too lol
The stockholm syndrome line is Ned Luke fav line
Trevor's pretty strong to be able to lift Michael like that.
6:06 Damn...
well he is the one with full strength stat
steamedrice97 ikr Michael is fat but Trevor still can do it
T'en ciou
@H R didnt pretty sure why you get offended just for replying old comments
steamedrice97 apparently Michael weighs 103 kg or 227lbs and Trevor picked him up and carried him out the door and he didn’t even look like he was struggling, plus Trevor is in his mid forties. Plus Trevor is the skinniest out of the 3.
"Better than CJ," HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 😂
Anakin Skywalker 13:19
Better than my old dog
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW THAT DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!!!
HE FAILED!
J.C Denton His AI Aiming....
CJ, this is how you follow the damn train!
Niko, this is how you chase stupid trains.
When you fail this mission Michael should say
"All you had to do was follow the fucking train Trevor!!!"
That would’ve been an iconic moment and meme
@SilVerRoxetZ please call
All you had to do was add this mission fail, Rockstar!
And then Trevor should just mimic him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Trevor Fails To Get On The Train*
Michael: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS JUMP ON THE DAMN TRAIN TREVOR!
Niko: Fucking Michael. Making me stay on stupid trains.
Been waiting for someone to say this:
All you had to do, was follow the damn train, Trevor.
fuck, im four months late
fuck, im 1 year late....
Karun Divij Balachandar fuck im 2 years late
TheLegend27 sir i'm 4 years late
Fuck im fucking 5 years late
*If Trevor fails jumping on the train*
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS JUMP ON THE DAMN TRAIN, TREVOR
@Sagar Senapati Trevor :- shut the fuck off fatty!
*Michael called him insulting him for that*
*if trevor fails jumping ontop of the train*
*me* fuck this shit im not doing this crap anymore.
Jumping on the train wasn't the hard part. Staying on was.
I was in shock when I did it flawlessly my first time playing it.
If niko was doing this mission, he would have gone “fucking Michael. Making me jump on stupid trains”
0:17 Michael is asking a question every single one of us has been wondering ourselves.
Ugh, what went wrong with my life?
@@quandaledingle6949 Yes
If you hear closely, 'Radio Ga Ga' by Queen is playing in the background of the opening cutscene.
1:32 Just listen as Trevor appears, Freddie sings "And just complain when you're not there!"
It fits pretty well with the scene too. Probably because we all just associate the song with Michael
yep. you can also hear baker street by gerry raffelty at 0:18
I shamazed it to know what song was playing
2:10 funniest part for me lmao
"Gold Medal Objectives:
● Time - Complete within 11:30
● Fastest Speed - Reach top speed on the Sanchez
● *Better than CJ* - Land on the train using the 1st jump"
Well, the last one-really not. No one's better than CJ. *yeaah*
+Kathan Parmar k
***** I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Damn it CJ All you had you had to do was Follow the Damn Train!! You had one job CJ and it was to Follow The Damn Train!!!
+COOLKING89707 Smoke should have got those shooting lessons.
Um, I'm running out of money now, can I have *ten pennies* ? teehee.
1:28 I love how radio ga ga is playing in the background
As crazy as Ron is, he described Micheal perfectly in an instant.
Ron looks 80 but sounds 20
Meth will do that to you lol
20? Thats a bit of a stretch don't you think
I say his voice is 30 years old
Better than Cj
well big smoke always tell Cj about "All we had to do is follow the god dam train Cj" and now Big smoke tell these 2 u better than Cj
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9:41
Trevor : DIE IN FLAMES (CJ reference to the "End of the Line")
He said "down in flames"
this was one of my favorite Trevor missions. it just shows how crazy he is... when he dives off the train into the river.. there's no amount of money you could pay me to do that shit.
This part isn’t in this but “Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga!!!” Omg I love Trevor.
Shut up please
@@Python-xs2iv bro your name sounds like tommy vercetti 💀
@@paperclip6377 True lol
@@paperclip6377 Your profile pic is god tier
Haha ❤
probably one of the best missions in GTA series
FIREBLADE
It's shit completly copied from gta sa
@@vertigo6472 i don’t remember blowing the train up in sa? 🤔
@@vertigo6472 lol how?
@@vertigo6472 lol salty ass nigga
CJ: *watches video*
*calls smoke*
Smoke, we gotta go back in time.
Smoke: Why?
CJ:because we're gonna follow a train.
Big smoke:oh but im dead dawg
@@iiMatt8k Hell phone
@@iiMatt8k CJ too, by Toni Cipriani
6:00 we finally stopped a damn train
Man I love this mission. From that backround music to Trevor going CHAGA CHAGA CHAGA CHAGA CHAGA
11:29 "My job! My score! Get your own!"
Trevor: Casually jumps on a train
CJ: Can't even follow a train
"Better than Cj" is one of the most fun objectives I have heard in the game so far.
Adding in easter eggs from 6 games ago, FTW.
Actually, 7.
TerminatorZXY "Better than CJ" - it's obvious reference to GTA SA's famous quote "All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!".
TerminatorZXY Which is the 7th? The GTA games released in that time were GTA Liberty City Stories, Vice City Stories, Chinatown wars, IV, TBoGT and TLaD.
Dylan Saranov TBoGT, CTW, TLaD, IV, LCS, VCS and GTA Advance.
TerminatorZXY GTA Advance was released on the same date as San Andreas.
1:42 best gta joke of the mission
😂😂😂
Trevor followed the train, jumped on the train and driven the train.
Big Smoke would have been more than proud
Y’know if Trevor put the energy into it, he could probably contribute greatly to society considering how smart, improvisational and resourceful he is
"No no he's got a point."
Similar thing as Hitler, the Army didn't let him join, if they did all of this could have been avoided.
@@TheDennys21you mean the art council. He was denied by them twice.
12:46 I love how Trevor just raises his voice lmao..😂😂😂
1:03 what a good line Ron, you have a head too smart 😂😂😂😂
I almost always overreact for the first jump and end up crashing and dying for the train jump.
rbrucerye me when I try literally anything
7:03 I bet you DarkViperAU fans came to this video for here.
***merryweatger fleets here bro***
Am I the only one who cames here to see ''better than CJ''?
Nope
Nope you fool
ALL WE HAVE TO DO WAS SEE,, better than CJ"
@@TrevorMothaFckinPhilips Think of a name for your channel: Spiderman.
Follow that train, CJ!
LOL. The Mission where you chase 4 gang members. I remember failed attempts jumping on the train! :)
Family for life,its liar!!!!
11:43 The look on Michael's face after Trevor turns back at him is funnier when hr's shaved
ALL U HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ... I heard that 400 times....
1:18 that’s my favorite Michael line
And that's why my friends,I love the duo of Trevor and Michael.
"MY job, MY score, GET YOUR OWN!!!"
You don’t wanna know how many times my bike just flew right over the train causing me to face-plant and die
Big Smoke: ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!
Trevor: Hold my beer.
4:17 "Howdy."
*YEET.*
Imagine driving a train as part of your daily job and some lunatic on a dirt bike hijacks you randomly one day
For anyone struggling to stay on top of the train, there's a trick I use, if you hold down the character select button with your left thumb it slows down the game, then use your right thumb to steer while still holding down with your left thumb. It's a little awkward but it allows you to control the bike in slow motion and you don't fall off.
Thx bro. The one part i had to skip in the game
that worked, thanks
12:24 It seems like Michael knew that if he pretended to concede, that Trevor would feel bad and give him the case.
I love how Micheal acts like a normal guy but deep down he's a psychopath and everyone near him knows it.
While Trevor acts like a psychopath but deep down he's a genius and nobody knows it.
Ridiculous comment.
Michael really is a normal person. How is the psychopath? Wake up, man.
Everyone knows Michael is not normal, but Michael wants, or needs to pretend he's normal so his family and him can live in peace.
But Trevor doesn't have such burden and he doesn't want to be normal. To him, having a fun with the ones he love (Patricia, Michael and Franklin, etc…) is the most important thing. He doesn't care even if being chased after the whole world is the cost.
I love Trevor he is absolutely brilliant and funny, and one of the best videogames characters in YEARS. Love this game so far.
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
Trevor : hey big smoke don't choose cj. choose me I am better
Michael trevor franklin:stop it smoke
Cj:yeah!!😡
Big smoke :😭
Big smoke:😡ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Franklin cj trevor michael:ow shit
Mayby go again
Trevor: Howdy *mashes the conductor's head into the controls*
5 years later and still the most beautiful game in the planet.
8 years now not so sure about that. We FUCKINH need gta 6 already😩
RDR 2: You better watch your mouth, boah!
10 years*
*Robs and kills for a living*
"What went wrong with my life?"
Cj be like: damn I wish I could beat Trevor 🗿
better than CJ lol reference from the mission "wrong side of the tracks"
So hard
2004: All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
2013: All you had to do jump on the damn train Trevor!
The game was set in 1992 despite released in 2004.
Fun Easter Egg:
In the same position, same location of the beach in the end, theres actually a dune buggy in GTA SA. Kind of cool that they did that.
6:00 Trevor: "Because it's about to start raining FIRE!!!"🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Me: Beautiful🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GTA Online Reference
3:12 something which u never get in casino hesit
Never really noticed how clean Trevor's trailer was getting between Caida Libre and Monkey Business!
i fucking hate the moment when i had to jump on the train
Yeah, Then you either fall to the side of it, or go right over it...
Dylan Saranov nd become a ribbon.
Big Smoke: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
Trevor: Hold My Beer
I actually find it funny how they actually did a little nod to CJ hahaha
Trevor looks so awesome when he jumps
7:00 Merryweather fleets here bro!
A man of culture!
Trevor is literally the best thing about this game and his sense of humor is amazing 😂
6:10
Simpsons:Hit & Run trap door sound.
You know, everyone's talking about Big Smoke...but is no one going to appreciate the fact that not one of those falling train cars came even close to crushing Trevor?
Big Smoke is proud now.
8:46 that realistic last gen water
Roses red
Rhyming is lame
All Trevor had to do, was follow the damn train
That’s a like
@Ghosman 7 that's the point
How people reacted to this:
Most people: This is the only time a train gets destroyed
darkviperau: aw shit here we go again
Merryweather fleets here bro
Michael:So What Your Story
Ron:i Got Story im In Independent Army
0:53
MERRY WEATHER FLEETS HERE BRO
13:19 we all know you're here for this...
Or... this 7:03
DarkviperAU reference
R.I.P Alexis Arquette & John Ritter
At 3:29 for no reason when my cousin is in the room, and this music's playing, he goes " bissa bissa bissa bissa bissa bissa bissa bissa bissa bissa"
The fact that it said better than cj was funny as hell
Man I didn't expect Trevor to grab Michael over his shoulders I laughed right there
6:00 "Enjoy it now, because it's about to start raining FIRE!"
BEST LINE EVER
It took me ten trys to get onto that Fuck train using the first jump!
Big smoke: all u had to do was to follow the damn train CJ
Trevor: i can do better
Merry weather fleets here bro
This has to be one of my favorite missions in the game top 5
11:06 “perfect for fucking what?”
6:00
Trevor:Enjoy it know because its about to start raining fire
Me:And it did at 6:08
Mission Time 00:08:21✅
Fastest Speed 100%✅
*Better than CJ* ✅
---------------------------------------------------
Completition - Gold 100% ☢️
CJ: Am I a joke to you?
@@Emigdiosback
CJ: You are a Horrible Shooter!
After 8 years I did this mission aiming gold just to see "Better Than CJ"
5:54 Best Part
Big Smoker: Follow that train!
Trevor: Fuck that shit, I'll do something better! *lands on train*
6:09 Now That’s How You Stop The Train
6:00 Enjoy it now now, because it's about to start raining fire.
- Trevor
no wonder it said " Better then cj" cuz y'all remember that one mission that pissed u off in gta San Andreas when u fail then big smoke said "all you had to do was follow the damn train" LMAO 😂 then you were better then cj in this mission n gta v
When
@@n0tali251 13:20