In your own words: “ you cannot claim to be a metalhead, listen to the song Bleed by Meshuggah, and not Headbang!” I knew I would fail this challenge the moment I heard bleed and psychosocial!
This was my reaction too, I can control physical impulses really well, but it's not that fun. It would be maybe if it was a competition between me and my friends.
A New Level blows everything else in the video out of the water... Dimebag just had the heaviest guitar tone ever, those palm muted chugs could tear down a building
Antoine Bronk Impossible. Light rail, class, bus, campus... No matter what I headbang at least a little bit. When you truly feel the music there's no stopping it.
I was so confident, gojira got me really close, but it would've been worse if it were flying whales or to Sirius. But psychosocial just obliterated me, Slipknot was literally the band that got me into heavy metal.
*Me doing this challenge* (Jared plays songs) Me: easy! (Bleed ~ Meshugga) Me: not gonna get me! (Jared plays more songs) Me: EASY!!!! *Slipknot Psychosocial* Me: *HEADBANGS UNTIL ALL HOLES ARE BLEEDING*
This list went from "this is easy to handle" to "i want to headbang until i pass out". Shame Domination wasn't on this tho. Very on point list regardless. Was definitely not expecting Deftones and Impending Doom on this, glad you included them!
well if I was in a room and someone had a gun to my head and told me that if I headbang that's it my life is over looks like they would be burying me six feet deep. How can you not headbang to Slipknot.
Here are 2 more challenges: 1) Do a Horcrux challenge for their song, The Outsider. It ends with a 16 second scream. I have to listen to it a few times a day. 2) The do not cut your hair this time challenge. This one is much tougher than a 16 second scream as it takes well over a year.
"So how are you guys doing so far? I for one, am holding it together very well." *Cuts right into one of the hardest-hitting metal classics in this known world*
You can headbang to music you don't know twats, I'm a slipknot fan and I lost during the near middle of the video,you need to be mindful about what you say.
Kinda correct, I know 99% of these bands by their name but don't listen to them a lot... So yeah, it's the songs that I recognize that make me lose these challenges (Which were Psychosocial/Diamond Eyes/Doomsday) ^^
I stood up, no air drumming or guitaring, no singing, no moving at all, pantera and slipknot almost got me and when the video finished, i broke my neck listening to one of my choices for headbanging: people=shit
The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe is cheating...... Unfortunately you cut it off at the wrong point. Only one on the list that would've got me hands down lol.
sciomancy6 I’m a DJ at a college radio station and we randomly got their All Out Gods Have Abandoned Us album. No idea why cuz that’s no where near station format but god I was so happy. I blasted it on the speakers in the station to mess with a few of the other DJs cuz I’m the only metal head there.
I love the very literal "metal" videos you used.
Panzer Man they were so HEAVY
+Michael Strenkoski Something about 8000 kg/m3 density!
Eight thousand kilograms per meter cubed
Wow. That's heavy.
Scotland!!!!!
Now I can bang my head on the heaviest metals but I don't think I'll even survive this if I bang my head off of this metal
Step 1-watch without head banging
Step 2-watch again and go fucking mental
Ben literally what I just did 😂😂
CrystalClarityy love your work 😂
Ben Check. Thanks bro.😉😎
"When I was a kid" What the fuck are you talking about? Psychosocial just came out in...
Oh my god , I'm old.
FeRReT NS I mean Doomsday - Architects is like a couple months old
My thoughts exactly... x.x
Right... I had just graduated high school when Psychosocial came out. Ugh
Yeah, me too, saw Slipknot in 99 with Mudvayne...try not to headbang at my channel!
That’s exactly what I said lmfao! Getting old sucks!
I lost at Gojira, they're too good.
nL Prodigy yep
100% agree 🤘🤘 Gojira kills.
Anyone who doesn’t headbang or can’t to gojira are they a true headbanger
"I'm not headbanging, I'm nodding in approval. Big difference"
Jesse Cawley 😂😂
Same
I cant win against Slipknot. I just cant.
who can win against Slipknot
Same bro, my fav band xD
Jared: here is number 1
Me: lol, I'm doing good so far, I can do this no problem
*Psychosocial starts playing*
Me: God. Damn. Maggots.
I did great until psychosocial happened
Same here
How do you headbang to Bleed without losing your neck?
Lallarn 66 you dont
by headbanging? did your neck come separately when you were born? I don’t understand how someone could lose their neck by headbanging...
Good question🤔
Practice, 500 years of it
In your own words: “ you cannot claim to be a metalhead, listen to the song Bleed by Meshuggah, and not Headbang!” I knew I would fail this challenge the moment I heard bleed and psychosocial!
And Bleed made me lose
Fr tho I was doing good till psychosocial came on😹😭
"I prefer total domination myself." -Jared Dines 2k17
i love how you spared so many characters by writing "2k17"
joseph becher implying they have a bad one
There's a lot of metal in this video, from different points of view jared, good job
Good choice for the video in the background. It's pretty satisfying XD
I didn't even notice the background, was trying so hard not to headbang.
I knew psychosocial would be there
Me too
I won......
BUT AT WHAT COST?!
This was my reaction too, I can control physical impulses really well, but it's not that fun. It would be maybe if it was a competition between me and my friends.
That nearly got me... but i survived until Crushed haha
Not headbanging to slipknot that is the cost
jokes on you, I was headbanging at a concert last night so my neck is sore
Symmetrash i went to the portland trivium show so... same.
Architects... No... HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Me, when Pantera showed up on the screen "Oh no."
A New Level blows everything else in the video out of the water... Dimebag just had the heaviest guitar tone ever, those palm muted chugs could tear down a building
Caliaton not to mention Vinnie Pauls snare sounding like a fkn cannon
Extremely difficult not to bang my head to that one.
The downtuned version of Domination is fucking filthy.
psychosocial and the new level are the only good songs on the video
Ikr!
7:37 when Dime starts palm-muting this riff, it's impossible for me not to headbang.
I won but on psychosocial I felt like spongebob in that one episode where he’s like “i don’t need it” I NEED IT!
Aidens Lane the pilot episode you mean?
As soon as I heard Corey’s scream I just went off the walls
Gojira came on, and i couldn't hold it any longer.
Harry Magee that nearly got me
Gojira, Pantera and Meshuggah are the bands that almost got me.
I was fine
Same.
When you are listening metal in class that is a try not to head bang challenge
Oh and I lost to psychosocial
Fuck it, i headbang in class. They know it already.
Jodonore 2.0 damn straight
I headbang in class it looks like an autistic child STEMMING because I try to be subtle.
Antoine Bronk Impossible. Light rail, class, bus, campus... No matter what I headbang at least a little bit. When you truly feel the music there's no stopping it.
“Plays diamond Eyes”
My neck muscles have given out.
No you can't play Slipknot!!! That's cheating!!!
Exactlyyyyyy
tinytitan aka TDH_T1TaN *looks at profile pic*
I wonder if you like slipknot?
!!!
How Is It Cheating Exactly???????. Psychosocial Is One Of The Softest In This Video.
I’m a machinist and a metal enthusiast, I really enjoyed the CNC videos in the background on this video
I was disappointed until I saw pantera. That's when I lost.
cromeium 77 what about parkway drive?
Yeah Pantera was the first and only Challange but i made it puhhh :)
Nope I made it to meshugga
Why were yoi dissapointed to meshuggah
You*
I can't lose this!
I have no head
The Doooo confirmed
The dooo???
My neck was itchy throughout this video. Is that normal?
I lost to Slipknot by the way.
Same, even bands I don't listen to I give them a listen
Me too, dude.
@@ariclano7579 your neck was itchy because we are metalheads. We don't shower.
I have too much practice from listening to this stuff on public transport.
That’s when you SHOULD headbang
Me too
I was so confident, gojira got me really close, but it would've been worse if it were flying whales or to Sirius.
But psychosocial just obliterated me, Slipknot was literally the band that got me into heavy metal.
Thank God there wasn't any hatebreed, that would've broke my neck
Fandom Trash Kappa fucking agreed.
I'm glad it wasn't the main riff of heaviest matter of the universe
i won your mistake was not letting psychosocial play longer
Exactly, it's one of my fav songs to headbang to but yea it has to go on a little longer in order to get me going
Ichigo Kurosaki , exactly
Love how jared just assumed only younger people watch his vids😂
What’s the deal with the industrial video clips?
Tysoreny it's metal work for a metal video
Tysoreny pipes
Avoiding copyright I'd imagine
yet oddly satisfying isn't it?
R/OddlySatisfying
lost at Pantera
Lamborghini Diablo SV 5150
Same here LOL.
Same!
Every time! It's disrespectful not to really
SO HEAVY “I meant the background footage”
Lars, what the fuck?
Just replace those air quotes with parentheses and you'll make more sense. Huge Metallica fan by the way! You're one of my favorite drummers!
I find the lack of Slayer disturbing
Indeed
Slayer is crap metal. Id literally rather hear acdc
@@michaelgilbert1069 of are you hear for?
@@syn3020please speak English i don't understand your sentence structure
@@michaelgilbert1069 Haha xD
Question...Does it count if I pet my dog to the beat instead of head banging?
heyitsaleesha R.I.P. your dog
Wholesome metal.
is your dog special needs now?
I feel bad for your dog
No, that counts as dogbanging.
My neck hurts trying not to headbang
TJ Jensen I feel your pain
I also feel yout Paine
logan arkels good one
agreed...i didnt know it was possible
I couldn't hold it together for diamond eyes.
I lost at Psychosocial too, but man.
What. The. Flip.
Where's. Freaking.
DOMINATION!!?!??!?!!?!??!?
I don't listen to death metal so I thought this was going to be easy but you can't not headbang to psychosocial god damnit
Ghost Crew I know slipknot is not death 😑 and it's not metal core either
there is no death metal here
yes, you can. its fucking easy. this isnt death metal btw have you been living under a rock for 500 years?
DylanTheSmylan I fucking know slipknot is not a fuxking death metal band for fucks sake
no1 in the challenge is death metal!
Couldn't resist on Psychosocial. Damn it! Slipknot always gets me.
*Me doing this challenge*
(Jared plays songs)
Me: easy!
(Bleed ~ Meshugga)
Me: not gonna get me!
(Jared plays more songs)
Me: EASY!!!!
*Slipknot Psychosocial*
Me:
*HEADBANGS UNTIL ALL HOLES ARE BLEEDING*
All holes?
Webby_Gaming everyone of them
Oh dear
"i'd like to take a moment to talk about our lord and savior..."
*Backburner starts playing*
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
*best fat guy voice*
FATE
IT DOESN'T CUT
THE SOUL IS NOT SO VIBRANT
I lost at Meshuggah.
Rob Milton same
Same
As did i
Same!
2:28 When you forgot your towel and have to dry your hair before getting out of the bathroom
It's literally impossible not to headbang to the Psycosocial.
"Bleed" was the only one that almost got me. Weak sauce, Jared.
Should have gone with "I'm Broken" for Pantera and you might have got me.
Acer Pseudoplantatus, pantera's slaughtered would have gotten me.
Deffenitly slaughtered
Strength beyond strength for me :)
Totally the same for me, almost failed att bleed. would iḿ broken been here i most certanly would have failed. :D
The breakdown on domination is definetely the heavist thing pantera ever wrote
This list went from "this is easy to handle" to "i want to headbang until i pass out". Shame Domination wasn't on this tho. Very on point list regardless. Was definitely not expecting Deftones and Impending Doom on this, glad you included them!
Bruh Domination is a neck-breaker
I made it until you had to throw in Gojira... :)
Acid Reign hahah me too man
Same..
Acid Reign me too
Yep.
Acid Reign same here man
well if I was in a room and someone had a gun to my head and told me that if I headbang that's it my life is over looks like they would be burying me six feet deep. How can you not headbang to Slipknot.
I am sick so this is what I needed to get me better
Jack Wilczynski Same here man.
Same here man
Jack Wilczynski me too
Here are 2 more challenges:
1) Do a Horcrux challenge for their song, The Outsider. It ends with a 16 second scream. I have to listen to it a few times a day.
2) The do not cut your hair this time challenge. This one is much tougher than a 16 second scream as it takes well over a year.
Jack Wilczynski Stay (Sic)
In Flames - Only for the weak is my go to headbang "classic"
J Norgren thats a good one!
J Norgren vdd
Yeah!
I forgot what the video was about and immediately started headbanging
Oh no i lost. *headbanging* what ever will I do? *continues to headbang*
This comment is perfection
I was literally falling asleep. That's how well I did.
This video is extreamly satisfying for me as a CNC-machinist metalhead \m/
And to me as a mechanic, engine builder, tuner. Lol
Doomsday is cheating.
Renato Luna Alves When i heard it i was like FUCK this isnt fair!
Lost at Lamb of God.
Consural lost at backburner. August burns red.
Yes.. me too.
Consural same
Lamb of jesus
The Meshuggah shook me, but I kept it together. Casually took a sip of my coffee and then subconsciously headbobbed to Lamb of God 😄😆 Ah well...
I quite literally closed out of porn for this
What pornsite do u watch
Thomas Brown www.furriesfuriouslyfucking.net
I waited to watch porn for this.
Virgil Lewis Can't find it!
Virgil Lewis JARED IS A FUCKING LIT BITCH(I'm only saying dis cause da camera quality) nv dis is fucking cool as fuck
Deathcore is a lot more headbangy than I ever realized. Wow.
Alexis Harper stop existing
Metalcore*
Did he mean bands like impending doom and thy art is murder or something like killswitch
Nope not at all
Nick Wick yes.
Ever listened to the last minute if the saw is the law?
*YOU ARE NOTHING*
*WE ARE EVERYTHING*
Christmas tree in november?! *TRIGGERED*
"So how are you guys doing so far? I for one, am holding it together very well." *Cuts right into one of the hardest-hitting metal classics in this known world*
Totally lost it at Backburner
DeepBlue 4 2 0 Same.
Same dude, same
I almost broke but i have beaten this challenge
Backburner was the only one I almost lost it at. And perfect transition into it
... Yup
My friend said he didn't like heavy metal so I made him listen to this and his hat went flying across my room
I am a fan Of the world Can I get "shit that did not happen" for 500, please?
Lool
Haha! Best
Love how everyone says "I lost at physcosocial" because slipknot is probably the only metal band they recognised on the challenge haha
Ethan Grerr the best comment i have seen down here
Exactly
Or maybe they like that song a lot... ever thought about that?
You can headbang to music you don't know twats, I'm a slipknot fan and I lost during the near middle of the video,you need to be mindful about what you say.
Kinda correct, I know 99% of these bands by their name but don't listen to them a lot... So yeah, it's the songs that I recognize that make me lose these challenges (Which were Psychosocial/Diamond Eyes/Doomsday) ^^
I can't control my head !!!
I was dead when he put Parkway Drive
Good to hear Architects on one of these finally
Not even 10 seconds into the video, I’m already expecting deathcore djenty stuff.
Nikola Brajic same
Omg that christian moment at 4:36 was so fcking headbanging
Impending doom - more than conquerors gives me brain damage i failed when i heard the chugs kick in the 2nd time
As soon as Architects came on I lost. Doomsday is a BEAST of a song
cocopunk1486 it's freaking awesome
First snare beat, i snap my spine. 3 second later my neck. Thanks architects
Imagine instead of Doomsday These colours dont run breakdown was included... one day ill break my neck headbanging to that
The breakdown to Nihilist gets me everytime
Nihilist actually might be my favorite core songs of all time, that tune is just perfect
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY NOT HEADBANG TO BLEED BY MESHUGGA
Caden Kratsch that was my failing point.
I don't headbang to that song
Easy peasy
I will never not move to deftones
Why does he look like Shawn ‘Clown’ Crahan when he does that at 7:16
i think it's the way he sits himself on the drums
You just had to add Parkway Drive and Pantera didn’t you...
I was doing so well until Slipknot that is when my mind said "F*ck it were gonna lose."
Tyler Hollifield same here bro
Tyler Hollifield same 😂
the fucking drums tho
Tyler Hollifield L
I. DID. MY. TIME. AND I WANT OUT!
JOKES ON YOU! Im lying in my bed so i can't even headbang!
The background videos were like an episode of How It's Made. That's so cool
My neck hurts from keeping it still...
I didn't headbang my head. I was taking a piss on my toilet. I'm a engineer so kinda enjoyed the video.
A 9 minute piss?
*an
Must not be a very good engineer
Ronald Lai I need to shake something, when i can't shake my head.
meme king Thanks for correcting me. To bad i'm not English/American. I'm a Dutch guy.
Loved this because Im a machinist and a metalhead
I stood up, no air drumming or guitaring, no singing, no moving at all, pantera and slipknot almost got me and when the video finished, i broke my neck listening to one of my choices for headbanging: people=shit
When I was a kid.... Plays psychosocial. How old are you now Jared? 18?
Scriptosaurus rex I think he's 24-25 years old and 'Psychosocial' being released in 08 makes him what I would call a kid at that time.
in 2008 I was 13. I'd still consider that a kid. I think anyone under 20 I'd consider a kid haha
How dare you play bleed lmao
I strained my neck from trying not to move it during Bleed
Used to be my jam
I fucking lost when he played it. Not fair.
This. I lost on bleed
I would've lost if it was Demiurge
I lost at trivium. I guess jared did too haha
Parkway drive and pantera at the end just to make sure there were no stragglers ;)
I must have no soul. Nothing. Tempted with Pantera and Killswitch...
ARCHITECTS! THATS UNFAIR!
and Parkway Drive!
Standard Science IKR I'M DYING BCS OF NOT HEADBANGING TO THAT
Man, pretty much all of the Architects riffs are in 4/4 ^^
really? bleed and thy art didnt challenge you at all?
BLEAH!
why is my ad block not working...
DO SHRED WARS WITH LIL WAYNE!
I would watch this.
lil Wayne might commit suicide out of shame
Little Wang is a bitch
Bro Jared might have a heart attack trying to keep up with lil Wayne’s shredding
Brody Cates
Yea bro, lil Wayne shreds like a god, there’s no way Jared would win
The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe is cheating......
Unfortunately you cut it off at the wrong point. Only one on the list that would've got me hands down lol.
video starts 1:40... you welcome :)
Architects! Hell yeah dude!!
sciomancy6 I’m a DJ at a college radio station and we randomly got their All Out Gods Have Abandoned Us album. No idea why cuz that’s no where near station format but god I was so happy. I blasted it on the speakers in the station to mess with a few of the other DJs cuz I’m the only metal head there.
that's where i lost the challenge :(
Diamond eyes... Then Bleed RIGHT AFTER?... EASILY THE MOST UNFAIR SITUATION EVER.
For real.. when I saw Bleed I was like damn good thing Deftones got me already, theres no way!
I was doing great until psychosocial started playing Slipknot always gets me
definitely the most metal try not to headband challenge out there
I survived until Backburner.
Ian Braun same
I like how you can tell how long he took between jump cuts by looking at the symbol on the tv behind him
A TRUE METALHEAD CANT BEAR NOT HEADBANGING AT BLEED