If you’re impressed by this, read the Bible. That’s because women never changed in 200,000 years of the human species. They’ve just only been enabled to show their true nature on a wide scale recently.
Except for the flying part the rest of it is spot on. So that's around 0.00000001% of the male population. I wish em all the best trying to find and snatch that one.
What do you mean? A three-hundred-pound woman deserves nothing less than a man who earns six figures, looks like a young Brad Pitt and is at her beck-and-call, 247.
@@Ariovistus50 No. Surprisingly, I haven't dated a decade, or a century, either. For starters, a century is probably a bit too old, we'd have nothing in common, while a decade is only ten, you disturbingly perverted individual
Uploaded 15 years ago as humor...yet 85+% accurate in 2024. About the only thing they got wrong was the money part...strong, independent women still want half of his money.
Knowing the kind of woman that she's portraying, she would probably leave him once she finds out about his weaknesses, to Kryptonite rocks and sorcery... In her views those weaknesses wouldnt be "manly" enough...
Notice: I posted this 16 years ago because i thought it was funny. It's from a british show made entirely by women in self-deprecating humor about women tropes and stereotypes. But apparently this was recently discovered by a bunch of incels and misogynists who think this is what women really think. I'm sincerely perplexed and shocked by some comments written here recently, particularly made toward women in general. There's no understanding of nuance or analysis of the context in this sketch comedy, just ignorance and hate toward women in general. I've erased and denounced some of the most egregious and demeaning comments already and i'm seriously thinking of shuting it all down. I have no interest in serving as a vehicle of hateful propaganda to people who can't distinguish humour from reality.
Spot-on with the present societal M-F situation. All that and she wants someone who can also fly? Obviously Superman is the guy she's looking for (heck, all of them are).
It f**ing is. Just yesterday I saw a woman on YT give pretty much the same rundown, seriously. This but that, plenty of whatever but not so much blah blah... These women are so self-absorbed yet so lacking in self-awareness. Ugh.
And I want to compare this nonexistent man to every man I ever have a relationship with so they will know that they can't possibly be good enough for me.
@@peterclarke7240 Hehehe, you have the same name as my dad except for the e on the end. Even if the world offered one up, we clearly don't want one. Freedom and happiness are my companions. But to each their own.🤘👍😁
@@alistairclark6814 Nah, mate. I'm happily single, but not because I have an issue with women, but because I recognise that I need to do some work on myself so I can break the cycle of bad relationships where I'm just as much at fault, if not more so, as they are. I realised this after I spoke to an ex, who was admittedly a bit of a nutter, and she told me how many times I'd made her cry herself to sleep at night because I was obnoxious to her without realising it. She even told me she was afraid of challenging me because I would get so defensive. I'm a big dude, and she wouldn't have stood a chance if I'd gone for her (not that I would... But previous partners had). It broke my heart, and I swore at that point I was never going to make another partner shed tears that weren't happy ones, and realised that, to achieve that, I needed to change. I needed to man the fuck up. I also realised I needed to recognise nutters early on, so I could protect myself. Growth doesn't just mean getting swoll, brother.
Translation from womaneese: A man who is good looking but only likes me, with sense of humor that does not affect me and when it does, he stops immediately. He has a highly paid and respected job (surgeon, pilot etc.) so I can be respected socially and should give me all his money and don't rub it in my face that he makes more money. He should give me presents all the time even if there is no occasion for that, stuff that I suggested and can't afford. He should look tough but be subservient to me. He should have a large donk, but I am not sure I can take it all or all of the time, just when it suits me...
When the line between satire and reality is blurred...
Less satire than you think….
Oh...this is satire?
Other than the flying she pretty much said what 99% of women demand.
Just need to get my pilot license and I'm ready to marry this reasonable down-to-earth woman 😂
Godspeed!
Unfortunately you still wouldn't be enough. She meant fly without a plane. Like a bird.
Dude, I need eight inches more.
Got one. Doesn't help. Just means I don't have any money. Ever.
HAHAHAHA
It's 2024, and this sounds like it could of been made today, not 16 years ago.
16 years ago it was a joke. Now people say these sorts of things seriously
If you’re impressed by this, read the Bible.
That’s because women never changed in 200,000 years of the human species.
They’ve just only been enabled to show their true nature on a wide scale recently.
@@averyhuelsbeck3116not people just a stupid lefty chicks.
The more things change the more things stay the same.
Except for the flying part the rest of it is spot on. So that's around 0.00000001% of the male population. I wish em all the best trying to find and snatch that one.
And when she finds that man, she will call him boring for being "too perfect".
Yes, nothing to "fix", not enough to complain about!
Like you?
@@ibelieveinaccuracy.fact-ch5942 Like your mother
This is a comedy sketch btw.
It's been said a woman's ideal man is also looking for the ideal man....
Yesteryear's joke is today's reality.
This generation took the last generation’s jokes a little too seriously.
What do you mean? A three-hundred-pound woman deserves nothing less than a man who earns six figures, looks like a young Brad Pitt and is at her beck-and-call, 247.
The same satire applies the same way as it did then.
20 years later. Still looking.
What a punchline 🤣😂😆
Genius. The man many women dream of not only doesn't exist, but cannot exist.
Incorrect. He just doesn't exist yet.
I exist.
Yes. That's why it's a dream.
Well done for spotting the conceit of the joke.
@@Ariovistus50 It is a joke 🤣 hilarious series.
@@Ariovistus50 No. Surprisingly, I haven't dated a decade, or a century, either.
For starters, a century is probably a bit too old, we'd have nothing in common, while a decade is only ten, you disturbingly perverted individual
The most cutting satire is nearly indistinguishable from current "reality".
Uploaded 15 years ago as humor...yet 85+% accurate in 2024.
About the only thing they got wrong was the money part...strong, independent women still want half of his money.
How ridiculous.
Knowing the kind of woman that she's portraying, she would probably leave him once she finds out about his weaknesses, to Kryptonite rocks and sorcery... In her views those weaknesses wouldnt be "manly" enough...
Love Sally Phillips
All men have those qualities, but very few men have all those qualities.
I do have a 12 inch penis - but I dont use it as a rule 😆😆😆
Sorry sweetheart, I'm already taken.
Shit I’m straight, but I also want a man like that 🤣
Notice: I posted this 16 years ago because i thought it was funny. It's from a british show made entirely by women in self-deprecating humor about women tropes and stereotypes. But apparently this was recently discovered by a bunch of incels and misogynists who think this is what women really think. I'm sincerely perplexed and shocked by some comments written here recently, particularly made toward women in general. There's no understanding of nuance or analysis of the context in this sketch comedy, just ignorance and hate toward women in general. I've erased and denounced some of the most egregious and demeaning comments already and i'm seriously thinking of shuting it all down. I have no interest in serving as a vehicle of hateful propaganda to people who can't distinguish humour from reality.
You nailed the incels and misogynists categorization. A bunch of cry baby snowflakes.
Women want men to be honest and sensitive - honest enough to always tell the truth and sensitive enough to know when to lie.
So nothing contradictory then. 🙄
When she finds that man.....that man will not want THIS woman!
Yes. That's the perfect portrait of what most of women really want in a guy.
This isn't comedy- its reality!
No, it's fantasy.
Otherwise you're *never* getting laid. 🤣
Dudes, if you've ever dated a woman then the bar is obviously in fucking hell.
I finally figured out what women want.
Answer?
Something else.
Not a comedy but a documentary.
Sally looks amazing even in 240K. This sketch predicted the incel crowd.
And they've shown up in this comment section in droves.😂
Is this from a documentary?
Spot-on with the present societal M-F situation. All that and she wants someone who can also fly? Obviously Superman is the guy she's looking for (heck, all of them are).
This sounds scarily close to what women want not just comedy
OMG that was hilarious.
Flying is the deal-breaker.
If this weren't really great satire, I would think this is what most women really would want.
It’s not?
It f**ing is.
Just yesterday I saw a woman on YT give pretty much the same rundown, seriously.
This but that, plenty of whatever but not so much blah blah...
These women are so self-absorbed yet so lacking in self-awareness.
Ugh.
Oh this IS what MOST women really want...not me of course.....lol
BTW - in reality they dont WANT this - they are ENTITLED to this
They do. Just that back then, they didn't state it publicly...
When the APP turns your dating scene into the world's largest craft beer aisle.
Being able to fly is the least unreasonable trait here lol
…………and you provide what exactly to this perfect man? I think you may find he’s already taken!
Sounds about right! :)
The All-knowing YT Algo has recognised that this satire is now reality.
Thank you.
Обожаю это видео😂 она права во всем😂
I was looking for the perfect woman. When I finally found her she was looking for the perfect man.
Perfectly summarized - the modern Western woman
She just describe me to a tee.
Great show.
With that many hot and cold changes,
he’ll crack.
This is very funny, love her humour.
What humor?
The deadpan pisstake is comedy gold.
Haha this is brilliant was satire but now you wouldn’t need to look far to find a tic Tok been serious 😂
Hilarious but very true 🤣🤣🤣
Of course, if she DID succeed in getting this perfect man she would then set about 'fixing' him and ruin it all...
Yees, I would like to have a man like this :D
.. but can be really serious when I say
hahaha!
If only i was able to fly...
Only one has the will…
Hint - It’s not a man 😎
@@charlottebowes7666 thank you for replying to this 9 year old comment reminding me how old I've become.
@@dav1d007 Gotta keep people linear these days…best way really 😎
And I want to compare this nonexistent man to every man I ever have a relationship with so they will know that they can't possibly be good enough for me.
My kind of humour!🤣
Those are pretty tame requirements compared to women now. Oh back 7 years ago how I miss you.
LickTheEnvelope I think it was originally filmed in about 2000. I remember watching it when it was first on
So funny, yet so true!
Hits the nail perfectly on the head. Sad fact is that its just the tip of the iceberg.
just the tip
I’m here my love! How do I find her?
Yes women this is you.
I see nothing has changed
love it ..
They used to laugh at this, and now they applaud this. Giant asteroid get here sooner please.
How accurate it this!
we want to use ALL of it, ALL of the time. ;)
Why are people laughing during a documentary? Strange...
Because it's not a documentary, it was a comedy TV show.
@@robertmorley4506 I was being sarcastic.
She is so funny 😂
damnit , I miss her, she was Fun, for awhile
As soon as she starts talking he will run away
and this is women 25 years ago. Lord help us.
So, a good looking, well endowed, mind reading pilot then.
Brilliant. Has she been watching Myron and Chris?
I don't know who they are, but *Smack the pony" is very entertaining
2020 and nothing has changed. Stay single my brothers! Trusssst me, it’s a much happier and easier life 🙏🏼
Hell yah it is!!
Or just lower your own absurd expectations and accept that the world doesn't owe you a girlfriend.
Both commenters to me are right. Unfortunately not enough men have the fortitude to stay single.
@@peterclarke7240 Hehehe, you have the same name as my dad except for the e on the end. Even if the world offered one up, we clearly don't want one. Freedom and happiness are my companions. But to each their own.🤘👍😁
@@alistairclark6814 Nah, mate. I'm happily single, but not because I have an issue with women, but because I recognise that I need to do some work on myself so I can break the cycle of bad relationships where I'm just as much at fault, if not more so, as they are.
I realised this after I spoke to an ex, who was admittedly a bit of a nutter, and she told me how many times I'd made her cry herself to sleep at night because I was obnoxious to her without realising it. She even told me she was afraid of challenging me because I would get so defensive. I'm a big dude, and she wouldn't have stood a chance if I'd gone for her (not that I would... But previous partners had).
It broke my heart, and I swore at that point I was never going to make another partner shed tears that weren't happy ones, and realised that, to achieve that, I needed to change. I needed to man the fuck up.
I also realised I needed to recognise nutters early on, so I could protect myself.
Growth doesn't just mean getting swoll, brother.
These days this is just a standard dating profile.
Pretty much sums up dating today.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
I could go up to having a sense of humour then after that I really don't think I could keep up with her requirements, especially the flying bit.
Обожаю! ❤
This is 100% Accurate.
Rumor has it, she's still single, old and bitter.
With cats. Don’t forget the cats.
@@GillAgainsIsland12 crazy cat woman..heheh
And has eight cats & 4 dogs.
Every woman on every dating app. Until the wall hits.
That describes me exactly!
That's me. Hahahaha
As I watch this from the cockpit of my 747-400 I have have to agree with her . She shouldn't settle for a mortal .
Satire doesn't age well ! 😏
What was satire has become everyday reality.
Im here :-)
Still looking for someone better than her golden retriever.
Translation from womaneese: A man who is good looking but only likes me, with sense of humor that does not affect me and when it does, he stops immediately. He has a highly paid and respected job (surgeon, pilot etc.) so I can be respected socially and should give me all his money and don't rub it in my face that he makes more money. He should give me presents all the time even if there is no occasion for that, stuff that I suggested and can't afford. He should look tough but be subservient to me. He should have a large donk, but I am not sure I can take it all or all of the time, just when it suits me...
Which season and episode is this?
She is talking about me, just ask my wife !!😂
What - you mean it doesn't matter whether he leaves the toilet seat up or down?
the flying is the important part............
Trust me, this is what ALL of them are thinking.
Have you ever spoken to "them"?
I fit the bill, but I'm already taken😜
You need a man that can make square circles.
lol
exept for the flying and the money, i know a man like that o.O
I worked in McDonald's in Oxford street so I worked in the city.
I heard 'he's got to be able to fly' she has quite a strong accent. Or maybe I heard it completely wrong.
Yep, i.e. A pilot.
@@PwnZombie Or you know, Superman.
Please define able to fly. Does she mean pilot an aircraft or fly like a bird?
Like a birdie. It's yet another unrealistic expectation.
Is this an advert for Bumble?
She forgot to mention 6'3 inches
penis?? that's a bit optimistic 😆😆😆
actually, guys like that do exist.
Damn! I can’t fly.
You need to meet my uncle Ted. He's yer man.
She is hilarious
Sally Philips ..sigh 💓