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  • @chrystales6169
    @chrystales6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    4:40:48 is possibly one of the funniest in-game streams. The imagery of a fat dude shaking his belly to music as ASMR while a fake toxic chat is moaning about ads and real chat just freaking out to everything is beyond hilarious.

    • @spunj
      @spunj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I unironically began crying laughing from around 4:51:00 onwards, jesus christ lol

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was already dying but then I saw the stream title of "Entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy in 4K" and had to stop for a minute

    • @KOmyself
      @KOmyself 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      jerma has one of the best chats on twitch

  • @abytequiero
    @abytequiero ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I come back to this stream literally once a month, it's just so perfect. Car crash jokes, chat being cute and dancing to Yankee-Doodle, Mods in chat freaking out over the $5 paid mods he hires in game, and of course.. Juggles.
    Oh and 5:11:47 when Twitch Staff member Linc says "Yup! Zornhub time!" and chat loses it

  • @AMpersand_videos
    @AMpersand_videos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Chat was begging for mercy during the Juggles bit

  • @Knapperoni
    @Knapperoni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "I'm gonna zum" - Chat member looking at zorn, 2020

    • @compookiie
      @compookiie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Zro is zonked

  • @mellow6749
    @mellow6749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    >walks into character creator
    >declares "i'm like an accordion"
    >refuses to elaborate

  • @AFriendlyElfFella
    @AFriendlyElfFella ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *GENERAL TIMESTAMPS:*
    *Pre-Stream:*
    0:50 Giga Chad Speaks
    0:56 Jerma Speaks
    1:53 Jerma Speaks (Again)
    6:44 Opens Game
    7:25 Character Creation
    14:51 Gameplay Starts
    *Tab-Out (Quiz):*
    1:17:28 Pauses Game
    1:20:30 Shows Results
    1:22:19 Gameplay Resumes
    *Break 1:*
    3:00:36 Takes Break
    3:03:54 Jerma Returns
    3:04:50 Gameplay Resumes
    *Break 2:*
    4:55:05 Takes Break
    4:56:47 Jerma Returns
    4:57:17 Gameplay Resumes
    *Post-Stream:*
    6:04:50 Credits
    6:07:19 Bonus

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1:42:25 jerma as a streamer

  • @Lockspevik
    @Lockspevik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is probably my favorite Jerma stream of all time

  • @MissJenniJinx
    @MissJenniJinx ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i remember jerma explaining the juggles bit idea in another stream but was not expecting to actually randomly run into it watching this vod. 10/10 cried laughing

    • @markhaus
      @markhaus ปีที่แล้ว

      What steam was that?

    • @MissJenniJinx
      @MissJenniJinx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markhaus I wanna say one of the jerma awards vods?

  • @lemonheins2720
    @lemonheins2720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    2:37:13
    this stream is literally perfect.

  • @rikoy11
    @rikoy11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    >Lost to Zinwheel

  • @noelan7918
    @noelan7918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    16:12 battleground
    49:42 magic delivery
    58:33 hack #1
    1:06:14 psycho
    1:13:38 banger
    1:29:23 hack #2
    1:40:29 hack #3
    1:45:35 kill #1
    1:49:19 clip that
    1:52:08 yaah
    1:58:52 gambling on stream
    1:59:39 hack #3
    2:08:06 no drivers license
    2:24:52 hack #4
    2:37:13 n-n-n-n-naked girls!
    2:37:24 kill #2
    2:43:04 hack #5
    2:58:01 hack #6
    3:04:41 next game pwease
    3:10:44 CRYEP i thought the cops were just here
    3:19:32 kidnapper
    3:22:31 lucas
    3:27:20 hack #7
    3:31:31 juggles first stream
    3:35:06 wake up
    3:41:31 hack #8
    3:54:08 hack #9

    • @noelan7918
      @noelan7918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4:08:26 hack #10
      4:23:04 deeb web
      4:27:58 hack #11
      4:38:28 hack #12
      4:49:44 juggles stream
      4:51:26 hack #13
      5:01:35 another juggles stream
      5:03:18 hack #14
      5:19:34 INSANE streamer streams ZORN
      5:25:57 hack #15
      5:32:12 another another juggles stream
      5:36:51 hack #16

    • @jellydish612
      @jellydish612 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noelan7918 1:41:13 he LOVES gambling

  • @markhaus
    @markhaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is one of my favorite streams and it’s only half as good without chat. Like watching chat beg for mercy during the juggles ASMR bit

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    2:26:08 jerma admits it

  • @salviagum
    @salviagum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    5:11:05 twitch STAFF tells STREAMER to watch ZORN ON STREAM

  • @Frilson
    @Frilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Makes nothing but bad decisions for 6 hours straight

  • @sighpie.
    @sighpie. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    56:10
    2:26:07
    2:28:23
    2:37:08 - 2:37:45
    3:15:24
    4:21:35
    4:40:20
    4:49:55
    5:04:50
    5:23:11
    5:42:50

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:21:55 baby streamer

    • @benni4451
      @benni4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I appreciate the effort you put into this comment section.

  • @GT7776
    @GT7776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

  • @bannedthricelol8799
    @bannedthricelol8799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What the fuck is this game lmao
    You've got that weird My Summer Car part at the start, then when streaming you have to actively balance Reigns while also doing minigames from Welcome to the Game?

  • @zantezalighieri
    @zantezalighieri ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:23 on revisiting phasophobia
    4:22 why jermaSlugPog? + 4:52 chaotic lord
    5:58 he lied about playing Exanima
    11:58 birthing hips harry
    18:40 "Z" in front of word, jerma community lore!!! holy
    - 32:32 zorn hub + 37:33 exploration
    - 39:16 zerma??
    - 1:55:24 z...[erk off]
    20:06 jerma after leaving his den:
    31:00 missed fortnire bit
    34:22 real life doorbell
    41:10 underperforming streamer steven :(
    48:54 pretentious postmates peter + fast delivery
    51:14 pig > mic
    55:20 first stream
    58:00 speedrun ban
    58:35 monkaS hacker
    1:02:05 they saw.. :[ + 1:02:50 no, zom, I wasn't watching zorn
    1:03:50 ZoeTube
    1:05:25 mega deluxe super-preorder 42 pound keanu reeves artbook
    1:06:15 demented streamer
    1:08:52 muzikz + new moon wallpaper
    1:14:40 mid-90s internent boomer history lesson + WoW breakdown + internet e-clown + daffy duck of twitch
    1:16:55 which cartoon character is zermal? + gamified ad quiz
    1:21:37 new quizzes to come
    1:23:27 rude but correct chatter
    1:24:53 in chat: "it wasn't me :)" above ":) *finger pointing up emoji* it was him"
    1:25:10 torrented dark souls
    1:26:20 going to beat Dark Suls ON STREAM + 1:29:11 feels real
    1:34:35 example of why he doesn't read subs
    1:35:28 trollolol + entertainer reflex
    1:39:40 blackjack, ez money + 1:41:40 immediately bankrupt
    1:45:20 new waiter making a great 1st impression
    1:50:28 allrightwegottaplayblackjackuntilwehavenoughmoneytobuyabath
    1:54:00 scratch tickets + gambling streamaer game is fun
    2:00:20 bathtub :O + 2:04:15
    2:07:58 actual streamer life sim (ft. car crash)
    2:09:20 dealer /neg
    2:22:45 copypasta
    2:25:20 good stream + chat war
    2:31:45 he's enjoying the game! + 2:45:34 he's obSESSED + 2:58:45
    2:34:33 just live downtown 4head + unstoppable force
    2:36:04 is there nudity? + firework kaddy purry + 2:37:10 REACT TO NAKED GIRLZ (*crashes*)
    2:39:32 the Jerma985 McDonald's meal
    2:41:48 shut up, wanker + CSGO case + jerma loves csgo box openings :tf:
    2:47:08 beatdarksuls ON STREAM + rude D:
    2:54:05 ...is it some sorta currency thing?
    3:09:20 ...thanks for the 10 bucks
    3:12:35 actual shitty quality stream (further down the stream)
    3:14:21 no. more. gambling. (he means it)
    3:15:24 butt chug + ACTUAL ban (2 minute timeout)
    3:16:53 runs after bus + how jerma interprets interacting with a kid
    3:19:52 truck burrito jermaVenus
    3:26:41 zerma at the grocery store
    3:29:13 chatter isn't having fun watching jerma having fun and demands that their wants be fulfilled
    3:31:21 pro asmr streamer + 3:34:37 gfy + 3:35:10 WAKEUP
    3:53:05 money maker coder + DOUBEL MONEY
    3:57:13 Pogs in the chat 4 no bills + On Pog
    4:03:37 gross
    4:04:30 get a better house 4Head
    4:04:32 new stream money meta
    4:09:18 streaming b4 shitting
    4:09:44 poopy underwear streamer
    4:21:33 sumbudyonse + 4:22:20 Pogged their pants
    4:23:05 deep web app (legit)
    4:31:29 ILOVEYOUILOVEYOU *thanks for the 20 bucks* ILOVEYOU + juggles
    4:33:17 Jerma985, asmr streamer
    4:35:24 asmr ad stream :O
    4:39:06 this stream is a fullscreen cam of a blank wall while asmr is going on
    4:46:37 MODS
    4:49:35 JUGGLES
    4:58:33 window toilet
    4:59:57 deleted VOD :(
    5:01:38 HE"S BACK
    5:05:10 too real...
    5:06:11 you like that one, GOD!?
    5:10:27 zorn hub or riot + twitch staff approval (+ 5:11:45)
    5:31:07 counterstrake
    5:31:58 stomach-shaking mogul + 5:34:08 jermaGrin + thanksforthesub rap
    5:36:43 aces only pepeLaugh
    5:38:57 Juggles IP-banned :[

  • @Cup_70
    @Cup_70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I saw myself in chat :) im famous

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:14:44 jermaOld

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:49:55 juggles the byeah

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:04:37 juggles in real life

  • @pluginmao4604
    @pluginmao4604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    56:00 there's somebody here!

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:21:36 jerma on the internet

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now Streamer Life just needs to add an in-game Streamer Simulator to complete the circle

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:35:20 troll stream

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:38:15 jerma runs an ASMR stream

  • @MizuSwano
    @MizuSwano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:37:10 The Long Drive crash but better

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:28:24 lore

  • @elegy8187
    @elegy8187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:23:55 Streamer gets ZANNED for ZERKING OFF

  • @Hermit1O1
    @Hermit1O1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:57:30 Goofy from McDonald’s, Optimus Prime from Omegabots

  • @Notepad37
    @Notepad37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:43:46 - "Whata fucked upped stream"
    Chat "which stream?"

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:27:04 chat fight

  • @Tharodin1
    @Tharodin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:36:40
    4:50:00
    5:03:35
    5:46:50

  • @CSGOSeries
    @CSGOSeries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:34:24 predicted AA EE OO

    • @Ozeanic
      @Ozeanic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's brain power you daft

    • @Simoran
      @Simoran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If anything the best prediction was at 4:22:59

    • @JiF28
      @JiF28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Simoran honestly the pog guy had said some not very pog stuff before the final straw that got him banned, before this stream
      not to be too pedantic but yeah 😬

  • @mannyc.4990
    @mannyc.4990 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:31:10: Stream
    4:49:56: Juggles the Great

  • @ergoproxy-gx2cq
    @ergoproxy-gx2cq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:02:50 why did i laugh so hard at that its so dumb 😂. How is just adding the letter z to anything just so funny to me

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Of course he does everything as badly as you can 😂😂

  • @barto22
    @barto22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite in game stream

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:31:55 jermaDisgust

  • @magron8029
    @magron8029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why is this categorized as Five nights at Freddy's gameplay

    • @JermaStreamArchiveWithChat
      @JermaStreamArchiveWithChat  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Using algorithms, TH-cam figures out the central topics in a video and uses that info to develop video collections for a game." - support.google.com/youtube/answer/9134402
      TH-cam's "algorithms" thought that that was what this video was, and I haven't gotten around to setting the game category on most of these videos.

    • @plaguis1391
      @plaguis1391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JermaStreamArchiveWithChat I don't know if it was you or not, but it's fixed now :)

  • @justanotheruser2611
    @justanotheruser2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:58:18
    2:36:15

  • @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
    @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    DSP Simulator

  • @skreign
    @skreign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    20:27

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Zootube sounds like some really dodgy website

  • @lancestryker
    @lancestryker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    FFS WHEN IS HE GOING TO THE OUTHOUSE

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:37:53 HUH?!

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Its sometimes so stupid that he pretends or actually IS this stupid that he cant play any game at all and does everything wrong

  • @lukewarm_lemon_tea
    @lukewarm_lemon_tea 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:45:34 i'm dead

  • @Hermit1O1
    @Hermit1O1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:29:12 true

  • @theboy3353
    @theboy3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:20:06

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:37:20 Nnnnnnnnaked

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:31:40 i was like ”blacks”?👁️👁️

  • @JoyOkamiz
    @JoyOkamiz ปีที่แล้ว

    27:20

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:21:24 +2

  • @camrenwilmoth7438
    @camrenwilmoth7438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    HI

  • @sonsofisstvan1675
    @sonsofisstvan1675 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how chat whines about mentioning Joe Biden as “politics” but any trump joke is fair game

  • @kamiloalvarez5800
    @kamiloalvarez5800 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sometimes jerma act too weird and stupid

  • @ulety4145
    @ulety4145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:13:57

  • @karlosjr56
    @karlosjr56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:05:42

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:38:34

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:47:01

  • @grannyplays4938
    @grannyplays4938 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:23:15