@@Hanadsrequiemnah ill be real most ppl just make the same meanspirited 'joke' that's like "haha! pronoun? pronoun bad! helicopter!!!" and its like ive heard that before and I didnt laugh the first time this one actually got a chuckle out of me
@@Hanadsrequiem you're correct, there ARE plenty of funny jokes to be made about pronouns and gender identity, but more often than not most comedians just go for the same joke about identifying as an attack helicopter to punch down on and mock people trying to be comfortable in their own skin.
@@HanadsrequiemPlenty of funny ones, yes. Except almost no one uses the funny ones and just reuses the same unoriginal jokes that aren't even funny and are just considered offensive in general.
This SMOKE is called the FOUR-LEAF CLOVER. The odds of your teammates seeing a useful smoke from you is about as rare is finding 7 four-leaf clovers in the fucking desert
This smoke is called Onion, because simply looking at this smoke will cause your teammates to start crying of sadness, and your enemies to cry of laughter.
@@tyeIer Except... you can. They/them has been used as a singular pronoun since 300 years ago, and is still used now. Not only for non-binary people, but also for people you don't know the gender of. It's not only plural.
@@Ershy_ Did you misunderstand my comment or..? I was relieved this guy used they/them instead of she/her. I have seen TOO MANY edgy transphobic people intentionally calling Clove she/her. I'm not triggered when someone says she/her. Perhaps I may be if they say it INTENTIONALLY, in an EDGY and TRANSPHOBIC way. There's a difference.
@@01Imper No/thanks. Also, saying "pronouns aren't real" is literally the stupidest way to defend yourself. Even if you hate the LGBTQIA+ community, saying "pronouns aren't real" should also imply that cismen (biological males) and ciswomen (biological females) should not be called "he" or "she", respectively.
This smoke is called 🎉Christmas🎉 because brother you need to smoke like this, go to santa, tell him what you did and recieve some coal. After that you dump it on your fucking head so you remember how to play smokes.
This smoke is called Diamond. You think diamonds are purple because of the rank and in that case you need a diamond pickaxe to mine some stone and dump it on your head to remember this is not minecraft.
Heres a chocalate chip cookie recipe *Ingredients:* - 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened - 3/4 cup granulated sugar - 3/4 cup packed brown sugar - 2 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour - 1 teaspoon baking soda - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips *Instructions:* 1. Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C). 2. In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until smooth. 3. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract. 4. In a separate bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet mixture until well combined. 5. Stir in the chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the dough. 6. Drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto ungreased baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart. 7. Bake for 9 to 11 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the edges are lightly golden. 8. Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring them to wire racks to cool completely.
This smoke is called jupiter. Now i would make the joke of you going to jupiter to get more stupider however you only have the intelligence points to understand the word "you"
This smoke is called demon slayer. Sir. You are not the main character and therefore you dont have the permission to smoke like this. What the fak is this smoke
This smoke is called BUTTER COOKIE CONTAINER. usually you find some butter cookies or sewing kit (95%) however your teammates have opened the container to see dissapointment from your smokes
THE MIC QUALITY IS BACK LEZGO
I MISSED IT SO MUCH!!!
Damn, he actually made an original and genuinely funny pronoun joke
There are plenty of funny ones you just don’t like the people making the joke 😂
@@Hanadsrequiemnah ill be real most ppl just make the same meanspirited 'joke' that's like "haha! pronoun? pronoun bad! helicopter!!!" and its like ive heard that before and I didnt laugh the first time
this one actually got a chuckle out of me
a respectful and funny one aswell 😭😭
@@Hanadsrequiem you're correct, there ARE plenty of funny jokes to be made about pronouns and gender identity, but more often than not most comedians just go for the same joke about identifying as an attack helicopter to punch down on and mock people trying to be comfortable in their own skin.
@@HanadsrequiemPlenty of funny ones, yes. Except almost no one uses the funny ones and just reuses the same unoriginal jokes that aren't even funny and are just considered offensive in general.
This SMOKE is called the FOUR-LEAF CLOVER. The odds of your teammates seeing a useful smoke from you is about as rare is finding 7 four-leaf clovers in the fucking desert
I definitely see him using that 😂
That’s so good XD
Thats what they get for instalocking, being useless duelists and forcing me fill smokes every damn game
GET HIS FUCKING COACHING
Yea you could roast anybody with his coaching
Unresurrecting someone gives me "Decrease me there" vibe
I always wait for the How to smoke vids 🤣
Me too
Real
"Hauu to smok-ehhh clove edition" got me dead 💀
Even if all 24 ghosts possessed you, they still wouldn't let you put that abomination of a smoke
This smoke is called Onion, because simply looking at this smoke will cause your teammates to start crying of sadness, and your enemies to cry of laughter.
As a new player who picked up smokes, ty for teaching me how not to smoke in a funny way
I ADORE THESE SMOKE GUIDES, ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP
The first smo/king got mee 😂
*whispers* get his coaching
Everytime his video came up to my feed, as a newbie in valorant idk which one is real and which is joke until this video 😂
the greatest coach of our generation?!
GET THAT FUCKING COACHING
And here i was thinking that my clove smokes were bad
The Saturation smoke was used in my last ranked game. An omen Tp'd in there and actually got a kill after jumping down.
FINALLY I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAJSKI
Instructions unclesr, I somehow ended up in a 1v9 situation
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!
I missed this guy 😭
HOW TO SMOKE IS BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"stop smo/king for us"😭
I swear I'm gonna learn some insult lines from this guy
I GOTTA SEND THIS TO MY CLOVE MAIN FRIEND im taking notes
i fucking love this guy
i wanna play clove but feel like im gonna make these exact smokes with her 😭
"Lebron games."💀
LEBRON GAMES LMFAO
The silence in the end😂😂
The Accent makes it 10x better than other guide😹
Greek accent makes it hilarious
YESSSSS ITS BACK
instructions unclear. my teammates like me now
the “GEMIFAKIKOCING” was as good as his coaching
u deversve more subs tbh man
I’ve made a clove do this as omen because I kept sitting on those spots. It’s so stupid it works
My fav Val tips😂
i dont understand anything what he's saying but its still funny
Right when i got Clove in game, lmao
The accents and the mic makes it even better😂 🤣 nice one
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE ,MY ONLY SUNSHINE(my lebooboo will always be mine)
She's such a great smoker
I don't want to be obnoxious, but *they're.
@@circumferettI’m sorry but I can’t call one person “they”
@@tyeIer Except... you can. They/them has been used as a singular pronoun since 300 years ago, and is still used now.
Not only for non-binary people, but also for people you don't know the gender of. It's not only plural.
@@circumferettyou're either a guy or a girl also nobody gives a shit about misgendering especially a fake ass character
@@circumferett nobody gives a shit
Holy man xD
Finally, a joke about Clove being non-binary that ISN'T offensive. Breath of fresh air.
Lmaoooooo bros rly triggered about a game character being referred to as she on the internet fairs
@@Ershy_ Did you misunderstand my comment or..?
I was relieved this guy used they/them instead of she/her. I have seen TOO MANY edgy transphobic people intentionally calling Clove she/her.
I'm not triggered when someone says she/her. Perhaps I may be if they say it INTENTIONALLY, in an EDGY and TRANSPHOBIC way. There's a difference.
@@circumferettso if you care about "pronounce" and other mythical stuff, please became a was/were
@@01Imper No/thanks.
Also, saying "pronouns aren't real" is literally the stupidest way to defend yourself. Even if you hate the LGBTQIA+ community, saying "pronouns aren't real" should also imply that cismen (biological males) and ciswomen (biological females) should not be called "he" or "she", respectively.
no one cares about her pronouns lmao its just so that riot gets more money from the LGBTQ community
Please do this with Cypher cam, trip and cage linups
Feels illegal to be this early
Make More Jett Smoke!! 😀😀
egg was here
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine."
"AJWIOTHAJKSFHKJAWASDATAWDS"
“Sahtoorahteeahn”
W short
the last one be like sdiafhjoiwuhse
fire 🔥
Yo wait, why majski kinda look like a skinnier version of saadhak😂
you are my sunshine, my only sunshine 🙂
This smoke is called 🎉Christmas🎉 because brother you need to smoke like this, go to santa, tell him what you did and recieve some coal. After that you dump it on your fucking head so you remember how to play smokes.
the way he pronoun-ced saturation got me dying
SATOOO-RAA-TIYOON.
Særtturæetion
GET THAT FACJKINN COACING
How to smoke astra edition
W SMOKES
why tf when i watch this video with headset ifeel my phone is vibrating i keep looking to my leeeeeeeeeeeeft xd
Smokayyyy
I dead forgot your channel name and wondered where your content went 💀
Maybe we should get his coaching
I missed him
Bro said editions skull for they/them 💀💀💀💀
Its aint no lebron games its lebronzeplayz
This smoke is called Diamond. You think diamonds are purple because of the rank and in that case you need a diamond pickaxe to mine some stone and dump it on your head to remember this is not minecraft.
lebron games and saturation or actually not the worst if you use them as one ways
😮
The video was not that funny, but the accent is killing me :v
Plz bro do viper
Heres a chocalate chip cookie recipe
*Ingredients:*
- 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
- 3/4 cup granulated sugar
- 3/4 cup packed brown sugar
- 2 large eggs
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
*Instructions:*
1. Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C).
2. In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until smooth.
3. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract.
4. In a separate bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet mixture until well combined.
5. Stir in the chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the dough.
6. Drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto ungreased baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart.
7. Bake for 9 to 11 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the edges are lightly golden.
8. Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring them to wire racks to cool completely.
HOW TO SMOKE BRIMSTONE EDITION
saht tu rat ee uon
This smoke is called jupiter. Now i would make the joke of you going to jupiter to get more stupider however you only have the intelligence points to understand the word "you"
R u polish man?
Correction - un erected
SATURATYON
Blackon Games
Brate da li si sa balkana hahahahahahaha
The only 60 year old valorant player i know
he's in his mid 20s
he's just from the balkans
This smoke is called demon slayer. Sir. You are not the main character and therefore you dont have the permission to smoke like this. What the fak is this smoke
This one-way is called she-her, because you are about to get cancelled by using she/her and not they/them after dropping his smoke in my fucking head
bro accent is freaking color blind llike every one see that smoke
They/Them 💀
Clove is she/her i don't care what kind of war i start
This smoke is called BUTTER COOKIE CONTAINER. usually you find some butter cookies or sewing kit (95%) however your teammates have opened the container to see dissapointment from your smokes
Yo for the first smoke, if it’s omen you can just tp sight;in smoke and wreck them.
"Haw tu smaug kes" IS BACKKKKK
Feels illegal to be this early