Jack: *makes noise* "only dogs can hear it" "o, you can hear it as well? well l guess we all found out something about you" Me: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!
0:28, Jack: "That took a fortnight to finish." 2018 Viewer: "How did he know?!?!" Me From The Future: Okay, it seems I need to spell this out. I know a fortnight is a time measurement, and I know Fortnite was out long before Battle Royal. It pains me that I need to say this, I have lost hope in our species.
I think everyone's with me when I say that your attitude in this episode was pretty much the best part. Followed closely by the demonstration of BOSS. But the happiness was phenomenal.
i’m rewatching these because quarantine is boring and it’s been really entertaining and nostalgic. these videos and the sims ones are what i first watched from this channel :)
quotes of jack septiceye "Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to _______! "( Intro) "Hello! All you beautiful out there,my name is Jacksepticeye." (Old intro) "Speeeeeed is keeeey!" (In Happy Wheels, Turbo Dismount and Skate 3 and pretty much every game where speed is related) "YOLO BITCHES!" (When he does something reckless) "LIKE A BOSS!" (when he gets a difficult thing done) "Thread the needle!" (When he attempts something that requires precision) "Spikefall Steve! "LOOK AWAY CHILDREN!!!" (When he sees something that is inappropriate for Kids) "GOOO JACKY BOY!!" Wheel chair Willy! FUCKA YOU BILLY! "I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIES" (Whenever there is a creepy girl in a game) And a Hop, and a skip, and a way we go!, in Happy wheels ! "FUCK IT!" (When he fails at something) "Look at this sexy beast!" (Usually in Kerbel Space Program, when he creates something he labels as beautiful/majestic) "Hey Maa!!....Ma! (points finger to screen)_______! This is awesome! (when he sees/does something crazy going in game) "SCREW YOU BILLY! "MY NIPPLES ARE TWISTY FRESH!" (when he is excited about something) "Well that does it for this episode of ______! If you liked it, punch that like button in the face, LIKE A BOSS! and hi-fives all around (does two hi-fives in the air/does hi-five sounds), thank you guys and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!" (Outro)
the one shown here is the orignal, theres actually two paradigms, the one shown here is from season x, it was a limated time skin for the first end event, the one your thinking of is a remixed verison, the new suit was made by the scientist, the chunky thicc verson of the vister, who actually had a crush on paradigm, he made this suit for her as a gift
Wait why is October 16th International Boss Day? Shouldn't it be Feb 24th? You know, the day his channel was created in 2007? Or Feb 7? You know, his birthday?
nope... every time... last week I did it in the public part of the library my mum works at... just saying, my brother informed me that all of his friends were laughing at me...
When he said he hears the victory sound in his dreams, I can imagine him falling asleep and his dream says CONGRATULATIONS, YOU FELL ASLEEP and he hears it.
2:44 "You asked for water, he gave you a soda." This has actually happened to me before. I'm sitting in a restaurant, the waiter comes with a nice, cool, refreshing glass of clear water, I take a deep sip, and suddenly I'm choking on a Sprite that nobody ordered. Utter bullshit.
Also that's what happened to the man who discovered coca cola (I don't know what is his name is.) but it's different. He always go to a restaurant (Idk what is its' name also, sorry.) He always bring his syrup with some mixture of cocoa. He always bought hot water because its' his favorite. One day, when he said to the waiter that he need hot water, the waiter misunderstood and mistakingly brought a soda water. He doesn't saw any difference between that two. He immediately drop a drip of syrup in there and then he drank it. He realized that this was tasty than on the hot water. So he put up a business on it and the bussiness grows and grows and grows until his "formula" became worldwide. Just a knowledge.
During this episode of Happy Wheels ,Jack made a high-pitch Screech and he said that only dogs can hear it. This is funny because later on in Happy Wheels episode 81 he made an episode titled "Only dogs can hear me"
It is so fucking crazy how you went from a few thousand subscribers in the beginning of 2013, to almost 2 million in the end of this year, That my friend takes some dedication and ABOSOLUTE BOSSSSNESSS!!!, Love your videos, have been subscribed since your metro last light lets play, From your fan Dylan Campbell from America, age 18.
SpiderGuy125 Thank you so much :D it's pretty crazy alright and I don't know how or why it happened haha but I'm very glad it did and it's all cos of you guys
Serpentine Determination i showed my brother this channel, then he showed my parents... i had never told my parents that i watched him... well... at least they ended up not caring about me watching him....
Jack, next time you should do one of these where you say "Welcome back to-" then put the youtube loading wheel in the middle just to fake people out, then resume a couple seconds later with "HAPPY WHEEEEEELLS!"
Lol im watching this again and when Sean says "that took a fortnight to finish" i'm like, yes. Somehow you predicted the future Sean, it took longer than a Fortnite Chapter 2 season to finish lmao.
I also feel bad for jack......he screams so many times and he probably had to go to the hospital for his throat like 1,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,,0000,0000000 times
Lmao if u saw him reacting to JACKSEPTICEYE reacts to Adults react to JACKSEPTICEYE someone said that he must be tired after recording these and he happily shook his head no
Jack to 17 year old me: "Look away children!"
Jack to 20 year old me: "If you're 18+, keep watching"
I’m 19 now, but even when I was younger I just pretended I was 18+ anyway 🤣
17 8 years ago Is 20 now.
Logic
@@Terratetradon he's saying he watched it 4 years ago cuz he posted this a year ago when he was 20 and 17 and 20 is a 3 year difference
5:13 and that's how Jack turned into a mad scientist
No thats how anticepticeye was born
LOL MY BOI
NightOwl7119 your right
Agatha would be proud...
No he just sounds girly
"Mary, Mary, quite contrary..
..where did that sword go?!"
Actually goes so well 😂😂
It Goes right up Billy's As-
2:53
12:42 I like how it cuts to Billy, missing his grundle, screaming in agony, flying thru the air.
Pete=impossible
Steve=SPIKEFALLS
Billy and Bobby=BOTTLERUN
Larry=PULL and THROW YOURSELF
hey,you. know I love jack
Mike: That Guy You Kill
Little Abagail: The Escuse For Billy
What about sword throw
Mary Mary quite qontaury is what my teacher calls her
FunFunFungi46
3:28 Steve moans
Jack- "That's the sound I here when I go to sleep."
I’m dead 😂😂😂
I want to keep this at 69 likes (for obvious reasons), so here you go 👍
Context! 😅
Me when:
anyone else just watching his old vids for the hell of it???
J Winfield yes
J Winfield i am
J Winfield yes
Yep,I miss Happy wheels
J Winfield Im binging them
7:38 "if your 18+ continue watching" lmaoo😂😂
"Ho ho! _Ho ho!_ Ha ha ha -- AAAAAAAAAAH--!"
5:15 that laugh though
The laugh of Jack
the boss laugh
And 5:08
@@James_2007 not really
I mean for me
Jack when I'm sad... I always watch you and you make me happy
WOW That didnt count
Same dude
+SEPTIC SAM I thought you lived with him tho
Same but I watch him at every time
Kyle James same mate
Jack: *makes noise* "only dogs can hear it" "o, you can hear it as well? well l guess we all found out something about you"
Me: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!
He called all his viewers bitches... TRIGGERED
Noah Baxter lol
I could hear him.
Noah he called his viewers WEREWOLVES!
Or that
0:28,
Jack: "That took a fortnight to finish."
2018 Viewer: "How did he know?!?!"
Me From The Future: Okay, it seems I need to spell this out. I know a fortnight is a time measurement, and I know Fortnite was out long before Battle Royal. It pains me that I need to say this, I have lost hope in our species.
He's jack from the future
It was released in 2011. Battle Royale was released years later
Fortnight means a week and fortnite is a battle royal
@@JoeyMerryfield fortnight = a week fortnite = retard game
josh 31308 a fortnight is two weeks
That 'manly' scream at 00:50 is just amazing XD
9:05
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary,
Where did that sword go?
Through the fire and flames
Of millions of games,
Right up Little Billy's nose!
Mary,Mary,quite contrary
Where did that sword go?
Through the fire and the flames
And the millions of games
Right up little Billy’s nose
Mona Teasley wow 😦💀😵
Catie Grandmasion copy cat! 😂🤣
It’s mistress mary
Scary,scary quit contrary now we're in a really bad place
when Sean laughs like a mad man
yeah i noticed that
please come back and watch this. i’m crying and i can’t be the only one.
@@AAAAAAAAAAHH123 wtf
"Spike Fall Hard?"
*20 seconds later*
"Wait, this isn't a bottle run."
Me: YOU DON'T SAY?
13:35 All three of my dogs looked up and came to check out what was happening lol
"That's not perfect!"
Only dogs can hear that.
The top 1 bossiest boss there ever was on planet earth:
JACKSEPTICEYE OBVIOUSLY
K
What if there is a bossier boss on another planet
K
3:41
I think everyone's with me when I say that your attitude in this episode was pretty much the best part. Followed closely by the demonstration of BOSS. But the happiness was phenomenal.
Thinking I was 10 years old when I was watching these. I miss the happiness I felt as a young child and the memories these videos gave me.
i’m rewatching these because quarantine is boring and it’s been really entertaining and nostalgic. these videos and the sims ones are what i first watched from this channel :)
8:43 His laugh is so goddamn cute! 😍😍
9:33 omg his character looked his boss right in his eyes just before he died
9 years later and his still got that bossness down
Billy:
[💖Act] Check:Jaksepticeye: can kill anything in 1 hit (later) billy:💔
yot cannot give up just yet what am I saying give up you stupid billy
seeing Billy die fills you with...Determination!
seeing Billy die fills you with...Determination!
MidgetGaming YESSSSSSSSS
13:22 "you call that perfect" *as bobby moves like hes the one saying it* XD
I have to say Jack, your laugh is extremely contagious. I lost it at 5:13 XD
jack makes me laugh too much man i missed his vids so i came back for nostalgia
quotes of jack septiceye
"Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to _______! "( Intro)
"Hello! All you beautiful out there,my name is Jacksepticeye." (Old intro)
"Speeeeeed is keeeey!" (In Happy Wheels, Turbo Dismount and Skate 3 and pretty much every game where speed is related)
"YOLO BITCHES!" (When he does something reckless)
"LIKE A BOSS!" (when he gets a difficult thing done)
"Thread the needle!" (When he attempts something that requires precision)
"Spikefall Steve!
"LOOK AWAY CHILDREN!!!" (When he sees something that is inappropriate for Kids)
"GOOO JACKY BOY!!"
Wheel chair Willy!
FUCKA YOU BILLY!
"I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIES" (Whenever there is a creepy girl in a game)
And a Hop, and a skip, and a way we go!, in Happy wheels !
"FUCK IT!" (When he fails at something)
"Look at this sexy beast!" (Usually in Kerbel Space Program, when he creates something he labels as beautiful/majestic)
"Hey Maa!!....Ma! (points finger to screen)_______! This is awesome! (when he sees/does something crazy going in game)
"SCREW YOU BILLY!
"MY NIPPLES ARE TWISTY FRESH!" (when he is excited about something)
"Well that does it for this episode of ______! If you liked it, punch that like button in the face, LIKE A BOSS! and hi-fives all around (does two hi-fives in the air/does hi-five sounds), thank you guys and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!"
(Outro)
Krazybot78 Good God that's a lot of crap I say lol
And : dats a bunch-a bullshit 😊
And one more: SCREW YOU BILLY!
Fuck-a youuuuu, gaaaame!
also " watch your mouth jack!" when he sucseeds something he doesn't think he would
Anyone else actually rub their hands together to channel the bossness then put them up to the screen? I did! :)
me too
Yup, me too :D
Allison Bucholtz I hope everyone did!!!!
I did too.
I was putting my boots on, so I threw my boot through my monitor. Does that count?
Jacksepticeye: why do I do these things for you
me: because you love us
the one shown here is the orignal, theres actually two paradigms, the one shown here is from season x, it was a limated time skin for the first end event, the one your thinking of is a remixed verison, the new suit was made by the scientist, the chunky thicc verson of the vister, who actually had a crush on paradigm, he made this suit for her as a gift
I can just picture Jack going to sleep and that sound plays and wakes him up
By far one of Jack's best Happy Wheels episodes.
5:14 holy shit that laugh XD
Samantha Nicholson when your insane more likely
And thus JokerSepticEye was born! XD
@@jakebello7988 no that was an early Anti laugh
HIS LAUGH IS SO CUTE ASDFGHJKL 5:17
So it's not just me crying while seeing "10 years ago" am I?
head pops off... OW MY KNEES...xD
14:35 "Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball" xD
StargazeWholly from soho down to Brighton I must’ve played them all
When jack said Chanel your bossness am I the only one who really rubbed my hands together and put them up to the screen??
+Maddy Konning No, you are not.
I kamehameha'd mine. That count?
Hell nah I did it and you KNOW you are not the only one! 😑
ImNotEmo it's channel not chanel
Nope.
Jack: *falling asleep*
*happy wheels win sound goes off*
Jack:YEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH BAAAAAABY!!!
Jack: *laughs psychotically*
Me: "Dafuq Anti?"
5:14
jacks laugh at that impossible level is everything
Tomorrow is international boss day, Not quite using it right for this but, Tomorrow is Your Day Jack!
CanadianBronyGaming Only in America D:
jacksepticeye
Shh, we'll keep it our secret.
Wait why is October 16th International Boss Day? Shouldn't it be Feb 24th? You know, the day his channel was created in 2007? Or Feb 7? You know, his birthday?
jacksepticeye An international boss day is only in America. That is very international.
so kids no school tomorow
12:27 the way u said "that's a bush of bull Shit" 😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂
5:15 Jack!? What kind of laugh is that!? XD
+skull the_power mad
Sssssssssssssssssssssss peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed iiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss kaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Przemek Hodak its key not kay dumbass
It was probably a spell check
why would there be a spell check for kkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy?
your a dumbass to then
Am I the only one who does the intro and outro with him?
nope... every time... last week I did it in the public part of the library my mum works at... just saying, my brother informed me that all of his friends were laughing at me...
アートポテト nope Same!
Nah.... I did it too
Same here my boi
Nope brother
anyone here not 18+ but keept watching? xD
also. that laugh tho at 5:15? xD
Because I understand it.
KillKings yep but mainly cause I’m odd and I get it
Yep
Jack I've come from 2019 and you just made me so happy.
POV: You are looking at your childhood
2024 BABY
OH MY GOSH. 13:01. JACK. THERES CHILDREN WATCHING THIS. xD. Carry on. No objections from me. ;3
I've said it before I'll say it again...Your voice is incredibly high!
Every time you start a happy wheels video jack i shout HAAAAAPPYYYYY WHEEEEELLLLS with you😊
jack you uploaded my favorite series on my birthday thank you... YOU ARE BOSSSSSSS!!!!!
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday!
Happy Whatever-th birthday!
Happy birthaday you're a BOSS TO !!!!
HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPYYYYYYYYY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS i mean birthday . . . .happy birthday.
5:13. He laughs like a maniac, YAAAY
I like how he yells at Steve for his own mistakes lol
When he said he hears the victory sound in his dreams, I can imagine him falling asleep and his dream says CONGRATULATIONS, YOU FELL ASLEEP and he hears it.
10:08 his almighty bossness has predicted the future!
There were NO freaking predictions made!!
did nobody realize he said "not the spike fall machine I thought I was" on the bottle run?
I know right
im amazing at spike falls +_×÷=% £€¥₩@#$/^&*()-'":;!?,.
everybody makes mistakes.
Yes mid realize that so THX FOR THE EXTRA KNOWLEDGE I DID NIT NEED >:(
+Shivnay Kumar I meant NOT not NIT
Hey Jack you’re the coolest TH-cam and your a bosssss at everything
I cannot belive it’s been ten years 😊 I love you Sean
5:14 That laugh tho
This was the day Jacksepticeye was officially named crazy
Best bottle run ever @12:16
“That picture looks like something somebody made on an acid trip!”
OMG! I died! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:15 was I the only one who actually touched my screen? e_e
5:14 that laugh kind of scared me
2:44 "You asked for water, he gave you a soda." This has actually happened to me before. I'm sitting in a restaurant, the waiter comes with a nice, cool, refreshing glass of clear water, I take a deep sip, and suddenly I'm choking on a Sprite that nobody ordered. Utter bullshit.
Also that's what happened to the man who discovered coca cola (I don't know what is his name is.) but it's different. He always go to a restaurant (Idk what is its' name also, sorry.) He always bring his syrup with some mixture of cocoa. He always bought hot water because its' his favorite. One day, when he said to the waiter that he need hot water, the waiter misunderstood and mistakingly brought a soda water. He doesn't saw any difference between that two. He immediately drop a drip of syrup in there and then he drank it. He realized that this was tasty than on the hot water. So he put up a business on it and the bussiness grows and grows and grows until his "formula" became worldwide. Just a knowledge.
During this episode of Happy Wheels ,Jack made a high-pitch Screech and he said that only dogs can hear it. This is funny because later on in Happy Wheels episode 81 he made an episode titled "Only dogs can hear me"
5:13
Omg that laugh 😂😂💘💘
Darkvina The Ghost Girl I know right🤣🤣
12:50 WALLRIDING LIKE A BOSS!
It is so fucking crazy how you went from a few thousand subscribers in the beginning of 2013, to almost 2 million in the end of this year, That my friend takes some dedication and ABOSOLUTE BOSSSSNESSS!!!, Love your videos, have been subscribed since your metro last light lets play, From your fan Dylan Campbell from America, age 18.
SpiderGuy125 Thank you so much :D it's pretty crazy alright and I don't know how or why it happened haha but I'm very glad it did and it's all cos of you guys
jacksepticeye No problem :-)
jacksepticeye I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
3:50 "not the spike fall machine I thought I was" while doing a bottle run
at 10:41 I just lost it
+Courtney Watt Same here xD
"Only dogs can hear that."
"oh you're not the imposter"
Even 6 years ago he was sus of his players
So true
So "Imposter" and "Fortnight" he said in the vid are signs he is from the future!
@@noob_gaming1491 yes
@@noob_gaming1491 no.
@@noob_gaming1491 I could accuse someone of being an impostor of the public or something like that and it would still get related to among us.
Ma.... HEY MA! I'm watching the best you tuber in the world s'awesome
I want to yell that so badly... probably shouldn't though, because I'm supposed to be asleep...
Lol I yell it and my mom is like "cool....I don't care!!!!" My parents don't like anyone that swears and I love Mark, Sean and Felix
+Shannon Taylor fine I will now... ok just did... I'm home alone at the moment
GizmoGaming cool......I think
Serpentine Determination i showed my brother this channel, then he showed my parents... i had never told my parents that i watched him... well... at least they ended up not caring about me watching him....
That took a fortnight to finish. And that's how you know your an imposter, he knew before all of us.
0:28 God that took a fortnight to finish. Fortnite? JACK PREDICTS THE FUTURE.
No, fortnite is a game. Fortnight means 2 weeks.
Kira The Asthma Guy r/woosh
A
mong Us
3:49
"Man I'm not the SPIKE FALL master I thought I was!" Wait that was a bottle run
Spikefall Machine?!
Jack, next time you should do one of these where you say "Welcome back to-" then put the youtube loading wheel in the middle just to fake people out, then resume a couple seconds later with "HAPPY WHEEEEEELLS!"
Lol im watching this again and when Sean says "that took a fortnight to finish" i'm like, yes. Somehow you predicted the future Sean, it took longer than a Fortnite Chapter 2 season to finish lmao.
Happy national boss day!
SmokieJosh Thank you lol
Jack I am a giant fan please sun to me even tho I'm a kid your still a freackin boss
jacksepticeye Sean please play this zinethgame.tumblr.com
jacksepticeye It's a very weird game
Damnit! it was yesterday?
10:50 technically Im a wolf...
Who here has been watching since 2011 im not subed but on diff i am started watching jack on my Xbox 360 his vids have helped me in really tough times
5:14-5:18 I think this is where jack officially went insane.
5:08 That laugh made my day! Made me so fucking happy! :D
Nathan Campbell I REALLY thought I did it in one shot lol
I also feel bad for jack......he screams so many times and he probably had to go to the hospital for his throat like 1,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,,0000,0000000 times
ya
Nope..?
Lmao if u saw him reacting to JACKSEPTICEYE reacts to Adults react to JACKSEPTICEYE someone said that he must be tired after recording these and he happily shook his head no
Umm what f**cking number is that? Does that number even have a name?
0:43
Ohhhh goooood!
Jesus
5:13
I have never heard Jack cackle like that in a while!
1:22 I enjoy replaying that over again?
"TWISTY FRESHNESS!!!"
Omg Jack I love your laugh!
Steve was gonna be the best man at Jack's wedding!😂😂😂😂
I cant believe this was 2014!!! I binged this series when I was like 9. I miss the old Jack :(
God: * creates dinosaurs *
Dinosaurs: * can't build churches *
God: 12:23
"...do-over!"
“That took a fortnite to finish.”
-Jacksepticeye, before fortnite even came out
The actual definition of fortnight is a 2 week span I believe. And I know, it's fortnite, but the actual word is fortnight
You greasy turd, a fortnight is fourteen days or two weeks
it took fortever to make you clear your hearings
11:37 It's not Awesome Pete, it's Powerful Pete ;)
all u need is a dirty mind
chanie trimble Nobody was saying anything. Until your punk ass came along and insulted someone for no reason.
MarioMaster54785 He didn't insult her dumbass
Fernando Fortun
yes he did
:DDD How?
Referring to the 13th minute we're all human and no one's perfect but your still a BOSS!!!!! Especially when you yell BILLY!!!
Man it’s hard to believe I’m still giggling like a little bitch when I watch these
"That took a fortnight to finish" holy shit Jack's a time traveler
0:04 YOU KNOW WHATS COMING NEXT~!
HAPPPPPYYYYYWHEEEEEELLLLSSSSS
Imagine this ‘version’ of Jack on Twitch. The streams would be epic.