Spoiled Elf Princess Wants To Own You //F4A//

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  • @NyanTalesASMR
    @NyanTalesASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    THIS IS NOT PART 2 TO TSUNDERE ELF PRINCESS!!!
    Part 1 -
    This video.
    Part 2 -
    th-cam.com/video/jEYhe3AdsGY/w-d-xo.html

    • @mogwiawolf4354
      @mogwiawolf4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Just curious but when will that one continue? Well I should say or will it continue

    • @unknown20005
      @unknown20005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it's ok relax I wasn't going to ask that actually I didn't even know about it to be honest and I don't want to become a burden so I don't go around begging youtubers for more part's or videos I'm a patient person so I can wait

    • @mogwiawolf4354
      @mogwiawolf4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@unknown20005 well I was just curious?

    • @unknown20005
      @unknown20005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mogwiawolf4354 ok

    • @mogwiawolf4354
      @mogwiawolf4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@unknown20005 sorry if I sounded rude but I didn't mean for it to

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    "This is the largest trading hub of slaves in existence"
    *I think someone is about to get Emancipated.*

    • @ruthlessasmr6662
      @ruthlessasmr6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      *Crusade*

    • @heyyyeli325
      @heyyyeli325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lmaooo

    • @xeroaishintu5777
      @xeroaishintu5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      "No, no no. We don't call it that any more. Damn, what do the American cows call it?"
      "Peacekeeping?"
      "Good. Now, shall we keep the peace?"

    • @ruthlessasmr6662
      @ruthlessasmr6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@xeroaishintu5777 No, no, peacekeeping is entirely different, there we pretend we're the good guys out of morality, where crusading is more "for the pope" and "for the lols"

    • @xeroaishintu5777
      @xeroaishintu5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ruthlessasmr6662 You are aware that I was quoting, yes? Hellsing Abridged. Please, if you haven't already please check it out. Fucking hilarious.

  • @drakethornix6954
    @drakethornix6954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    "Well Excuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

    • @lonelyteapot858
      @lonelyteapot858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ah, I see that you too are a man of culture.

    • @toddstaples7019
      @toddstaples7019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Link is here to save the day to rescue the princess zelda ganon puts her away so the children dont play link fill up your heart to shot your sword of power to defeat the evil ganon .

    • @jamesgoldring1052
      @jamesgoldring1052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes this is ein gud comment

    • @mudkips6264
      @mudkips6264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I can't wait to bomb some dodongos"

    • @Mynxeee
      @Mynxeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Link what are you doing here

  • @mechamax5635
    @mechamax5635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Her: "we must call it slavery for..."
    Me: "Tax purposes."
    Her: "... your own safety."
    *oh.*

    • @Anonymous-Chain
      @Anonymous-Chain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Aw, DANGIT. I thought it was Tax Purposes...

    • @troythepugsamurai
      @troythepugsamurai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      noone like this so it stays at 199 instead of 200 lol

    • @warbacca1017
      @warbacca1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So...for tax purposes then?

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd prefer to be a pet.

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "No weapons, no armor ..."
    Let me tell you about the Monk class ...

  • @Vault_69
    @Vault_69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Looks like the Dark Elves are getting revenge on the Nords

    • @LordGarryk
      @LordGarryk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Buddy....dark elves have had slaves long before skyrim...

    • @Z747-r4h
      @Z747-r4h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fus Ro Da

    • @kidcheater5786
      @kidcheater5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dwemer: *Laughs in enslaved snow elf*

    • @ruthgalan91
      @ruthgalan91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, the drow have basically monopolized on slavery for as long as they've been around.

    • @LordGarryk
      @LordGarryk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ruthgalan91 them too. But I'm certain they were talking about Dunmer, not drow

  • @estrildidnot-4639
    @estrildidnot-4639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "You are not very bright, are you?"
    I have an intelligence of 6, I know what I'm doing.

    • @CT-1255
      @CT-1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good reference

    • @mercerholt8299
      @mercerholt8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Excellent reference, now where did put my cask of ale at.

    • @mnms1716
      @mnms1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I understood that reference.

    • @hunterdidsomething8437
      @hunterdidsomething8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I forgot where this is from.

    • @mnms1716
      @mnms1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hunterdidsomething8437 Critical Role

  • @BlueCoreBard
    @BlueCoreBard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "your hood covering your face,"
    Everything is brighter when you're hung over
    "Those tall leather boots,"
    It's been raining a lot recently.
    "Those bags under your eyes"
    Lady, I'm not a rogue, I just make bad decisions is all.

    • @megumin4047
      @megumin4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm going to make this into a DnD character.

    • @lurklurk32
      @lurklurk32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@megumin4047 Go 100% and make them *actual* bags.

    • @megumin4047
      @megumin4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lurklurk32 yes. This is the best point

    • @mastercobaltmusic
      @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m just a lazy person

    • @mastercobaltmusic
      @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I don’t need people questioning my choices

  • @luketheskymarshall4472
    @luketheskymarshall4472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    “You’re not very bright are you?”
    Says the lady that wants to hire me

  • @timmychickenman69
    @timmychickenman69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Her: "If you don't have a death wish..."
    Me: "I've played dark souls, try me"

    • @assassin_rk42
      @assassin_rk42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's me too rn lol

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I have been playing nothing but SMT games for the last year, just finished Strange Journey, and about to play Nocturne. The only thing I fear more than death is the word "smirk."

    • @jessejames7950
      @jessejames7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The true god of this world

    • @TheGreatEggOverlord
      @TheGreatEggOverlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me having 112%ed hollow knight and 300%ed cuphead: *Try your best, fool.*

    • @lonelyteapot858
      @lonelyteapot858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Laughs in demon's souls Halloween update*

  • @ruthgalan91
    @ruthgalan91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "Those bags under your eyes."
    Me: that's coffee deprivation.

    • @coffee7644
      @coffee7644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Here I am!

    • @ruthgalan91
      @ruthgalan91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@coffee7644 😆

    • @TheBritishBozo
      @TheBritishBozo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only bags under my eyes are Tesco bags because I've been shopping
      Please help me I havent slept in 6.7 months.
      The bags under my eyes have bags and those bags have bags and so on.

    • @lukko6117
      @lukko6117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats falling asleep at 3 am one night and the next falling asleep at 11 am.

    • @squashyerror
      @squashyerror ปีที่แล้ว

      That's me looking for those stupid pink stones in Skyrim

  • @illinside
    @illinside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "One day I will rule this kingdom"
    And one day this kingdom will fall

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This one i Like this one

    • @evanbecraft8201
      @evanbecraft8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And one day these trousers shall fall

    • @MaskOfLimbo
      @MaskOfLimbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By *my hands*

    • @zelg.5551
      @zelg.5551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evanbecraft8201 If only...

  • @khrysostamos9385
    @khrysostamos9385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Elf Princess: "If you don't have a death wish, why else are you here?"
    Me: "Would you believe me if I was exploring this place as a part of modded open-world game?"

  • @poseidon4g
    @poseidon4g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Her: look at you, no guards, no weapons, no armor. Completely defenseless.
    Me, the level 20 evocation wizard just itching to cast meteor swarm: yes, defenseless…

    • @venti-lator1320
      @venti-lator1320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Laughs in Minecraft witch

    • @deadpool-yq9xm
      @deadpool-yq9xm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laughs in fireball

    • @RedSunUnderParadise
      @RedSunUnderParadise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me, A Wu Jen Mystic: *I DEMAND RESPECT, MORTAL!*

    • @darkendwarrior
      @darkendwarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@venti-lator1320 lol

    • @squashyerror
      @squashyerror ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I usually just have Fus to dah equipped

  • @JustCobaltVA
    @JustCobaltVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "you look as if you've seen many things you wish you did not"
    My history may be clear,but my mind isn't

  • @imagitrax8392
    @imagitrax8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    5:02 “Do you want me to buy you, or do you want me to take you?”
    Me: “Can we stop at McDonald’s on the way?”

    • @Volnas97
      @Volnas97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Princess: No, we have McDonald's at castle.

    • @Anonymous-Chain
      @Anonymous-Chain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      McDonald’s at castle:
      Elf fries and Double Ratburger

    • @theuniverse6463
      @theuniverse6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let’s be honest she probably could have an actual McDonalds there

  • @DistilledBemusement
    @DistilledBemusement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Her: "Why did you come here?"
    *Flashback*
    Keanu Reeves: "We got a city to burn"
    *Flashforward*
    Me: *sweats nervously*

    • @bloodfest8510
      @bloodfest8510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "i can read your mind you kn- what do you mean burn?"
      Me and every other rogue in the place: "well since your here i might as well tell y- INITIATE THE TITAN PROTOCOL!"

    • @jackmills4771
      @jackmills4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @0ldb00e
      @0ldb00e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @DistilledBemusement
      @DistilledBemusement 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cobyedwards5451 only infinite copies of Skyrim can stop him from taking over all other realities

    • @mastercobaltmusic
      @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get up! It’s time to go!

  • @KateCantDraw
    @KateCantDraw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how she slowly becomes less aloof as she realizes "this isn't working is it?" And just starts talking to you more like a person XD

  • @Z747-r4h
    @Z747-r4h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “Someone will take you”
    Many have tried before but no one messes with the Dragonborn!

    • @lonelyteapot858
      @lonelyteapot858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *laughs in solthsteim*

    • @jackmills4771
      @jackmills4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the storm looks I forgo0t there capital

    • @youtubewatcher4955
      @youtubewatcher4955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Laughs in Whiterun guard”

    • @justaturtle140
      @justaturtle140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fus ro dah?
      -just a turtle

    • @Ungabungastick
      @Ungabungastick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *one they fear starts playing*
      aludin: hell nah not again

  • @LeIouch.
    @LeIouch. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    I’m not against being owned, but i am against slavery.

    • @Wolfthepeanutpotato1456
      @Wolfthepeanutpotato1456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      True and same

    • @AbrahamLincoln4
      @AbrahamLincoln4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Word. Tell me about it. Now do you care to burn down Southern plantations with me?

    • @jordanscrabhat7517
      @jordanscrabhat7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I've literally started to look in the comment sections of these types of videos just to see if I can find you. You're everywhere.

    • @Fr00stee
      @Fr00stee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jordanscrabhat7517 lelouch, giorno, and stillborn corpse

    • @DavidWright004
      @DavidWright004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same.

  • @omlagusgarfungiloops7917
    @omlagusgarfungiloops7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Her: "you look like a rouge type"
    Me: *Is covered in Dorito dust and spaghetti sauce*

    • @lonelyteapot858
      @lonelyteapot858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have vowed my allegiance to Danny dorito

    • @bloodfest8510
      @bloodfest8510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *slowly hides solid gold dorito throwing knifes*

    • @pocketinfinity6733
      @pocketinfinity6733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well only a true rogue will not get caught snacking at 3am, so eyes up chief

    • @mastercobaltmusic
      @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you’ve heard

    • @Ripvanwinkle_1899
      @Ripvanwinkle_1899 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

  • @picklebobpie5314
    @picklebobpie5314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Her: you have no guards, weapons, or armor
    Me:But I have mastered the secret technique of the Joestars

  • @bloodfest8510
    @bloodfest8510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "unless you have a death wish, i sugge-"
    Let me just stop you there, i for some reason cannot die, literally my luck at avoiding death unnintentionally is off the charts.

    • @mastercobaltmusic
      @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the club

    • @justaturtle140
      @justaturtle140 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man back in my day when I tried to hang myself the rope broke, It might be because I’m a fat ass but I still didn’t die.
      -just a turtle

    • @bloodfest8510
      @bloodfest8510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justaturtle140 brother, you ain't fat, that rope was weak af

    • @darkendwarrior
      @darkendwarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol i crave death ether mine or other. walking down the dark allyways

  • @dakotasan8719
    @dakotasan8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "No guards, no weapons, not even any armor"
    Me, a Sun Soul Monk: Don't need them to deal damage.

    • @mastercobaltmusic
      @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My hands are enough, and I can overpower Charles Xavier with my mind

    • @dakotasan8719
      @dakotasan8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mastercobaltmusic Have you ever played D&D?

    • @mastercobaltmusic
      @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dakotasan8719 Once

    • @dakotasan8719
      @dakotasan8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mastercobaltmusic Ok so each class in D&D 5e have several subclasses to further specialize in. Monk subclasses are basically referencing different anime. Sun Soul Monks are Dragonball Z. They can harness Ki into powerful energy attacks. Monks also become harder to hit when not wearing armor.

  • @apieceoftapeva2558
    @apieceoftapeva2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Spoiled?
    I knew I should've checked the expiration date.

  • @salvadoranguiano9053
    @salvadoranguiano9053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Her: Look I need an answer will you go with me or not.
    Me, secretly a crab that speak very vaguely: Perhaps.

  • @dokipoki4288
    @dokipoki4288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Your not very bright are you"
    Damn you don't gotta remind me

  • @AgentProRyan
    @AgentProRyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "those bags under your eyes"
    Me: my skin??

  • @themooniest
    @themooniest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Her: **asks a question**
    Me: **questions her questioning**

  • @carlosadrianramoslugo8054
    @carlosadrianramoslugo8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Dark elf princess: Do you know who I am?
    Listener: Do you hear about the Dovahkiin?

    • @DragonGold121.
      @DragonGold121. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was opening up skyrim as this was playing

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey you... Your finally awake

    • @noble501st4
      @noble501st4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      listen lady I may be unarmed and have no guards but I have survived drug deals gone wrong with both the Chinese Mafia and the Russian Mafia I think I know what I'm doing

    • @lonelyteapot858
      @lonelyteapot858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The dark elves deserve every bit of racism to their kind for what they did to the argonians

    • @mastercobaltmusic
      @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anime Storylines: “Allow is to introduce ourselves”

  • @swarmml8338
    @swarmml8338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Her: “I’m the princess of this kingdom...”
    Me: “La ti da your a pissing elf, your race had your witch king turn into a burnt chicken nugget, and you high elf phoenix king got his head chopped off by a dwarf with a axe. So screw off elf.”

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the wood variety got scared off by a dwarf that's 85% bark

    • @joshuadejesus9861
      @joshuadejesus9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Witch king is such a cool title I should have known......

    • @vitaminpwn
      @vitaminpwn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wield ghal maraz, you may bow

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vitaminpwn For the Warhammer!

    • @FNWendigo
      @FNWendigo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Te Jamaican is strong wit dis one

  • @mellasasmr5897
    @mellasasmr5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Am i the only one just laying with wide eyes hearing some one getting killed 2:12

  • @groningen9670
    @groningen9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For anyone that cares, the art is actually of a character named Sansei Muramasa from Soukou Akki Muramasa.

  • @jappaneese1538
    @jappaneese1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I'm lonely enough to let her.

    • @Percival917
      @Percival917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude, same.

    • @ThehoodieGuy.
      @ThehoodieGuy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Depends on how I get treated

    • @zaBeheaded
      @zaBeheaded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do not want or need company unless it a little animal friend like a dragon

    • @broly.7621
      @broly.7621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never seen such a true statement

    • @frulp3711
      @frulp3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mood

  • @Kobraman35
    @Kobraman35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Muramasa please help me fight Ginseigo

  • @megaopenings3383
    @megaopenings3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Elf: “Look at the way they carry themselves”
    Me: 😐

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    _Ayy she can have me, as long as we get Hugs and Cuddles_

    • @jamesbutler9771
      @jamesbutler9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And tea don't forget the tea

    • @zaBeheaded
      @zaBeheaded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes tea is very nice

  • @BuriedFlame
    @BuriedFlame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:48 _"I don't know you, and I don't care to know you."_

  • @mr.greenface3105
    @mr.greenface3105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This just seems like a princess hiring you for a quest with extra steps

  • @sonnyscrapeofficial
    @sonnyscrapeofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the accent in her voice. So elegant and soothing.

  • @bluehemlock1156
    @bluehemlock1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rally round the flag boys! Time to show this land what emancipation sounds like!

  • @PlastisinNightmare
    @PlastisinNightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I swear nyan with an accent is very epic!

  • @toro4475
    @toro4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You have a beautiful voice, she soothes me a lot, thank you for This audio

  • @stewieg9628
    @stewieg9628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Her: this is the largest hub of slaves in existance
    Lincoln: MURICAAAA!!!!

  • @Vin_double_diesel
    @Vin_double_diesel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the shit I’ve been searching for, for ages, ur a roage in a hood and cloak tasked with a quest by a queen. Basically what I’m trying to say is please make a part 2

  • @marekmiarka8550
    @marekmiarka8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    11:00 that is a deep throut if i ever heard one.

    • @tybandz420
      @tybandz420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You dirty bastard! I like it.😂

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Shw wants to own me? i'm completly fine with that as long as i get some pats.

  • @rans0mware
    @rans0mware 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First of all, I would talk exactly like that, knowing it would piss her off gradually. Second of all the fact that I'm not bowing down to her would make me special in a way.
    Third of all. I may have intelligence 4 but I know god damn well what I'm doing.

  • @rickmcqueen9760
    @rickmcqueen9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This one has some real potential. I like the speaker. Love the character voice as well.

  • @Lone_Zer0
    @Lone_Zer0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A spoiled elf that wants to own me.. sign me up

  • @TheRealKingDedede
    @TheRealKingDedede 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Maybe you’re just a lunatic who listened to a speaking book because you have nothing better to do with your life.”
    I mean, I don’t have anything better to do so yeah, pretty much.

  • @charliecharlie4909
    @charliecharlie4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Can we talk about how lonely we are that most of us would be completely fine with being enslaved in trade of hugs and cuddles

    • @squashyerror
      @squashyerror ปีที่แล้ว

      Some of us find human contact scary and disgusting. But I see were your coming from

  • @stinkygOat
    @stinkygOat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "who are you to speak to me in that manner"
    The ambassador..
    beyotch

  • @cheeseman.4944
    @cheeseman.4944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS...*

  • @themaddoctor5304
    @themaddoctor5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Listen ma'am. I will allow you to *hire* me. I am a mercenary after all."

  • @STURMVORHUT
    @STURMVORHUT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    MURAMASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

  • @everwinter9795
    @everwinter9795 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just wanna say that I ADORE the comments in most asmr videos because it’s absolute tomfoolery of the highest degrees.

  • @thisiskal6267
    @thisiskal6267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it’s 2am, what am i doing with my life? i’m so lonely holy sh*t lol

    • @mastercobaltmusic
      @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You get used to it

    • @mastercobaltmusic
      @mastercobaltmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least there’s a lot of lonely people that are in the same situation

  • @baquene9049
    @baquene9049 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Muramasa cheating on kageaki smh

  • @ruthlessasmr6662
    @ruthlessasmr6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Love it.* The whole rogue in a foreign fantasy city is a classic.

  • @ThePeaceBeWithUs
    @ThePeaceBeWithUs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is there a part 2? This seems like a well designed asmr

  • @ShuTheIdiot
    @ShuTheIdiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know what I stumbled onto??? I was just watching elf make up tutorials so I could elf femboy when cons open back up ;-;-;-; why is this good!?!?

  • @Aragund
    @Aragund 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Praise the Sun for a part two

    • @FIVESONALERT
      @FIVESONALERT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heil to the SUN

    • @lonelyteapot858
      @lonelyteapot858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You will never reclaim your souls... For I shall invade you, damn priest!
      You will fall to the mightiest power of them all.

    • @Aragund
      @Aragund 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lonelyteapot858 You dare challenge me. you soul shall become a sacrifice to the Sun.

    • @lonelyteapot858
      @lonelyteapot858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aragund hah, I have learned an ancient art of the gods that you cannot possibly possess, you will perish by this power.

    • @Aragund
      @Aragund 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lonelyteapot858 I must say I underestimate you but your not the only one with powers beyond this worlds capabilities. Im not just a simple Priest, the Sun itself gifted me her flames and heat and whit this power i burn you to nothing.

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cucumber Approves

  • @TheGreatEggOverlord
    @TheGreatEggOverlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Princess: no gods, no weapons, not even any armor.
    Me: we have nukes though
    Princess: what are nukes?
    Me: *Ever hear of a Japanese city called Hiroshima?*

  • @futuristicbus61
    @futuristicbus61 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    back here since I didn't realize the other one was a part 2.
    gotta get that RP Lore!

  • @sarge1408
    @sarge1408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "You would much rather sell yourself to me than some...rather rugged fool in a alleyway."
    Well, I could easily kill the Alleyway fool easier than killing you. I mean, I was one of the biggest reasons the Meta died with no credit at all whatsoever directed towards the Blues/Griff, so a alleyway fool would be a far better choice. Besides, I need to get back to the Reds! I left all my Pre-recorded Griff Rants back at Blood Gulch! I need to record them again.

  • @coffee7644
    @coffee7644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Yet here you are, no guards, no weapons, and not even any armor" I have no need for those, I mastered the art of running away

  • @kimraudenbush615
    @kimraudenbush615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her: You have no weapons, no armor.
    Me: (wearing mythril cloth armor, and equipped with hidden blades) Just try me.

  • @quakstak4812
    @quakstak4812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "No weapons? No armor?"
    yeeyee I twinkin' it.

  • @finalbio1406
    @finalbio1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Somehow I feel even more threatened than in the Half Demon Video... XD
    Thanks for the video Nyan. ^^

  • @user-slayer
    @user-slayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    _BFG BLASTS IN THE DISTANCE, GETTING LOUDER AND CLOSER EVERY PASSING SECOND_

  • @flokistormborn4599
    @flokistormborn4599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ( this is a short story I don't know why I wanted to write this but I did like it or not read it or not I just thought it would be a nice end)
    Many months had passed by before he opened up to her more as the listener of this Saga finally confided in the princess, as it turned out he was an exiled assassin with no warband to call his own. He was but a blade without purpose an artificer of deaths Construction without a cause or Direction, seeking purpose he went to an ancient calmanthian Library looking for greater knowledge and something to give him meaning to life.
    That's when he came across a strange book kept underneath glass the script underneath it read the Tome of fates, it was this same Tome that drove him to the city but it was longer still before he would come to enjoyed his position as her personal companion.
    He was like a faithful Hound as he watched over her always close to her side and she in turn gave him access to the Royal Library, for now he had access to art ,literature, poetry, philosophy, and Military strategy from all corners of the continent were all made available to him.
    as he expanded his Horizons while finding the time to be a loyal servant, for she had treated him better than the other slaves and it was apparent to many, but this kindness would not go unrewarded for there were very few assassination attempts on her life while he was employed each one was met with cunning and bloody savagery it was in these moments that she saw and he realized in himself that he was willing to die for her she was the one thing that gave him what he had been looking for all along purpose.
    not long after he had gained everyone's trust he was given a place to work and started making great weapons of war, not only to improve his station in the castle but also to protect his dark-skinned treasure the only person to give his life meaning .
    and so it came to be the dark elves had seemingly overnight acquired strange new weapons that breathe fire and spat metal that could not be stopped by shield and could crumble walls into dust their borders were secure.
    after giving her father the keys to ruling the land unquestioned he had earned his place as the princesses royal advisor no longer a mere Slave ,and any who referred to him as such we're promptly punished and were made to give tithes to the royal family and the royal advisor as Penance for their mistake.
    but after the princess's father and mother had passed away he was the only one there for her truly the only one that could console her in this time of morning, as many conspired against her thinking she would be too weak to rule soon found out to their own dismay however short it was that any plot against her would be met with quick and precise extermination of their entire family line carried out by her second-in-command.
    but with time bonds grow stronger and wanting to keep him all for herself and to even his surprise she had announced that they would be engaged and in that throne room no one challenged her word, but it was only in private quarters that he would allow her to see his tears of joy but the love he felt was not one-sided.
    they were married the following spring and the entire Kingdom celebrated this joyous occasion ,but after their wedding night she thought that he would stay by her side until the end of her days.
    So it was just so that she would not be parted of her beloved she had him go underneath lyrium therapy which greatly extended his life span their reign lasted for 10'000 years ,they would grow old together and retired peacefully living out the rest of their days in the castle.
    but it would come to be that their son and daughter would be the ones to unite the world and all Races underneath one Banner but that is a tale for another day.

  • @timothybarron5691
    @timothybarron5691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Princess: “Don’t you know who I am” Me : “I don’t give a fuck lady”

  • @D00b1eeeee
    @D00b1eeeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro i'm fangirling so hard you sound so adorable hnng!!!!

  • @darthvader8831
    @darthvader8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH GOD YES!!! This is the best video I have ever seen👍👍👍😄😄😄 i like the audio AND SOUND

  • @fallen_angel1332
    @fallen_angel1332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think this story could be a part Two.
    Having a owner kind of wandered what that would be like.

  • @RickAltair
    @RickAltair 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A very nice audio. Thank you for making something so interesting.

  • @timfangrad5173
    @timfangrad5173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Go for it. Wait...what? You need me to do what? Oh, be a rouge okay...A ROUGUE!? I can't even get away with taking an extra cookie from the jar. What makes you think I can be a rogue?

  • @vendetta5321
    @vendetta5321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Abraham Lincoln has joined the chat*

  • @lumine7729
    @lumine7729 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "no weapons, no armor"
    "ever heard of the spell "icy hell"?"

  • @mikailthomas1466
    @mikailthomas1466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Whoa, I I must've taken a wrong turn I'm from Cleveland."

  • @Scarlett1627
    @Scarlett1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    YES YOUR VOICE IS THE BEST

  • @memeviewer9201
    @memeviewer9201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “You don’t even have any armour!”
    Y’ever hear of a wizard? Or a monk? Or an illusion spell? Or…

  • @nomnom4903
    @nomnom4903 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best video I have seen on TH-cam this night

  • @300kyuubi
    @300kyuubi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was in my recommendations, cool. Subbed

  • @stahlhelmturtle9822
    @stahlhelmturtle9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "No weapons, no armor"
    Fun fact. I collect ballistic rated body armor as a hobby

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait why?

    • @stahlhelmturtle9822
      @stahlhelmturtle9822 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dog_boy5123 Because collecting old steel helmets like a normal milsurp nerd is too low risk and mainstream for me. I wanna have ITAR enforcers and postal inspectors breathing down my neck every time I receive a package

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stahlhelmturtle9822 you an interesting fella

    • @stahlhelmturtle9822
      @stahlhelmturtle9822 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dog_boy5123 I'll take that as a compliment lol

  • @paolomiguelpimentel6120
    @paolomiguelpimentel6120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Outrageous! Still waiting for Maid x Prince Listener audio.

  • @Briareos-yf9kl
    @Briareos-yf9kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who are you to speak to me in that manner?
    Me: I'm just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe

  • @cheytactical
    @cheytactical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Spoiled Elf Princess Wants To Own You"
    n0

  • @sudariabryan123
    @sudariabryan123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hippity hoppity our asses is now her property

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really hope that this story continues 😸

  • @haruhirogrimgar6047
    @haruhirogrimgar6047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Temporarily own you." In exchange for currency and benefits. So... wage slavery in a capitalist system?

  • @senshi_dev_art
    @senshi_dev_art 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "No Weapons, no armor...."
    Me who's tanked a planet being thrown at me: Stings doesn't it

    • @kah3164
      @kah3164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me:"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."

  • @CaptainJackedPickle
    @CaptainJackedPickle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And so bois, this is how all the half elfs were born.....
    Ahh yes, thank you for signing the consent form ;)

  • @popefish8522
    @popefish8522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That’s it, I’m getting General Sherman.

  • @SamTheDragonLover
    @SamTheDragonLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "As an Elf princess I've seen many things...
    -Yeah those things are called trees."

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that right there is a lake

    • @shadowstyle1434
      @shadowstyle1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and that stuff your walking on is called dirt.

  • @Zephhi
    @Zephhi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    muramasa?!?!

  • @toro4475
    @toro4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm dating a Princess, YATAA
    Thank you so much NyantalesASMR

  • @DoomGoon
    @DoomGoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want a part two of this. I love the script