ha ha ha, That was so damn hilarious the first time I'm glad you reminded us all. I probably would have died of boredom had I not seen it in writing again! NOT!
@@StephBer1 there was also something called dowry. A woman would collect all her money and her family would give over life stock and gifts to please the new husband
Mother was gone at a young age Gave dad the middle finger Burned down the house when leaving on their journey Sounds like the plot of fullmetal alchemist if you ask me
@@ratznbatz A salad is a cold dish. It is a mixture of vegetables, either raw or cooked. It is usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing, and sometimes includes meat, fish, and/or other ingredients.
sælig pronounced - Cy-a-lig - Cy (as in Cyborg) a (ah!) lig (as in Ligament). It means blessed, fortunate, prosperous, happy... The EXACT opposite of what they will be once Grey is finished with them ;D
Well... the way you position the æsh determines it. It’s either sallig or seelig. That, or I haven’t studied languages for 5 years enough. Nah, you’re probably right.
something tells me you'd enjoy The Sims Medieval (that is IF you haven't played it on your channel already, as I am new here) also something tells me that Joey might be a pyromaniac, but I'm not sure
I have done this before. I have also done the SSundee method of killing, where I wall them off into a tiny room with no food, water, sleep, fun, or plumbing, and let them slowly die.
Is it possibly you have the white point turned down on your phone? If I want my phone darker than Gray’s videos, I turn the white point down all the way in the visual handicap settings
How to be wealthy: 1. Find a rich person and marry them 2. Divorce them 3. Profit 4. Repeat And that is the gray/female way. 2nd note: yes, I know that I described a very small minority/rare news stories, just trying to make a joke, thats all.
That's the best way to do it in the sims. Marry into a wealthy family and then trap all the ones not paying for the house into a room to starve- keep the ones making the most money alive, but only barely, and lock them out of the main building. Lots of moneys. 😎
Wow I just watch entirely 14 mins watching someone repeatedly marrying n divorcing n burning down the house while I'm eating a popcorn.. dang I can do this for a whole day...
If you're speaking of the Sims games, RPG is actually a very common play in the newer Sims games. They're more like Life Simulation RPGs anymore. Haha!
Because working is hard and marrying everyone is easy.
GrayStillPlays it really is
Sure is
please PLAY UNIVERSIM AGAIN
LMFAO
Henry VIII: imma have six wives!
Gray: hold my wife.
Kady Roost this is gold👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
*wheeze*
Hold my wife’s
Solomon: This is awkward
*700++ wives death stares*
Sand K don’t forget to mention his concubines
Gray: you have a lovely house
Girl sleeping:
Gray whispering creepily: you’re next
ha ha ha, That was so damn hilarious the first time I'm glad you reminded us all. I probably would have died of boredom had I not seen it in writing again!
NOT!
@@waynerainey2606 chill dude
@@waynerainey2606 take a chill pill,
Orrr 20.
@@waynerainey2606 damn people In 2019 was something
@@beanofwonder9645 ok pleebs
Gray: Hey girl you wanna mary me?
Random girl: Okey, and here are also all of my life savings.
Gray:Thanks and I hate you, but thanks for the money
Life in the middle ages. Where everything a woman owns belongs to her husband on marriage. Yay! NOT!
So the real world is flipped in a game world, the only world can get what they earned.
If figure word would have gotten out after the 3rd one.
StephBer1 lol look at the divorce system of the Mesopotamians
@@StephBer1 there was also something called dowry. A woman would collect all her money and her family would give over life stock and gifts to please the new husband
Ah, the Canoli family, a sister branch of the Provolone dynasty
They get along really well. Complementary branches, if you will.
War of dynasty
Deja Vu (song plays intensely)
I wonder if their Rivals, the Bleu Family, is up to fighting? 🤔 You cheese people will get it. 😂
@@natoshabrown He certainly does spend a lot of time cheesing the games.
Mother was gone at a young age
Gave dad the middle finger
Burned down the house when leaving on their journey
Sounds like the plot of fullmetal alchemist if you ask me
True!!!
minus the part meeting a girl and her dog tho
Sounds almost like dio except for the burning down part.
Ed..ward
@@gebbygebbers DONT DO THIS TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't know how I stumbled across your videos a couple months ago.... but I absolutely love every one of them.
Denton Melvin I went to sleep watching one gamer and woke up to him
I looked up destruction on the entire Earth and found one of his videos
"They're hovering just out if reach of each other."
They're saving space for jesus
Tramatization sim 2020.
Dillan Hutchison I came down here to find this comment again
IT'S AT 666 LIKES, NO ONE TOUCH THIS
His is reverse Karen
He is
Daren
Its Nerak
@@createnewhandle_ Damn it, you beat me to it.
It's Bob
@@nihilhyena4278 sorry
Male Karen*
I got an ad for a divorce law firm at the beginning of the video
@Daniel Selby Yea I'm good, I'm only 15 lol. I turned off the custom ads so all my ads are random.
ChristopherWalker Gaming me too lol
Lol
ChristopherWalker Gaming That‘s good to hear!
It was at 666 when I saw it, but I hate the "funny" little craps that say 'I didn't like because it was at (69, 666, etc.)" So now it's at 667.
If you were to make merch that said new game damnit I would actually buy it
Little Lad Larry New game is a good anime
Honestly same
New shirt damnit
I would wear that in public
Little Lad Larry I can't argue cause i would buy it too
Gray: *Marries woman for money*
*Receives 25 grand*
Gray: Oh Madam you shouldn't have!
I slowly think Gray is becoming my favorite TH-camr
It's ok lots of people think slowly (aha I made a dad joke)
There’s something inexorable about his beautiful upload schedule. I... I can’t look away from his antics. 😅
if its slowly youre not watching enough of his videos
Amara Jordan haha. I just know he keep me entertained daily!
Ik sameeee
*watches house burn down*
"You are now warm."
Grey just call the game salad. Its silly and easier to pronounce.
That's what it says in the captions
Why would it be silly?
what in the name of davey jones’ locker is a sa-lad?
@@ratznbatz A salad is a cold dish. It is a mixture of vegetables, either raw or cooked. It is usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing, and sometimes includes meat, fish, and/or other ingredients.
@@thelocalnecromancer1224 most commonly seasoned with ranch or eaten with pasta
"Welcome to Saelig. The only game that teaches you how to steal everything a person owns... legally. Aka gold-digging."
I thought he said salad... time to sleep haha
Or Socialism - Cuban or Venezuelan Style!
Becoming a medieval one man mobster.
Welcome to the only game where Gray can't pronounce the name of.
Watch video, damnit.
Stop useing gray things damit
This is the only game where everything you do or say will be counted against you. Oh wait, isn’t that life?
@@WGFinc Yes, and Dark Souls
Særling
*Grey* We're gonna call it Sälig
*Subtitles* Salad.
*PLAY THE SALAD*
Wait, he didn't say salad? I didn't even have subtitles on...
Totally Nat Kool I heard salad as well
*NEW DRESSING DAMMIT*
G O O G L E T R A N S L A T E
Gray: My wife is amazing!
Also Gray: It's time to have sex
And also "I just told my wife I hate her and now we are divorced but I get to keep all her stuff!"
Allycat3301 also him: he has to kill all the zombies first 🤦🏻♀️
Alice Lu :/
He wasn't supposed to have sex with her or what? Where's the joke
sælig pronounced - Cy-a-lig - Cy (as in Cyborg) a (ah!) lig (as in Ligament). It means blessed, fortunate, prosperous, happy... The EXACT opposite of what they will be once Grey is finished with them ;D
In my language Salig means happy/blessed, but it's very archaic.
Well... the way you position the æsh determines it. It’s either sallig or seelig. That, or I haven’t studied languages for 5 years enough. Nah, you’re probably right.
You’re all wrong ppl... this game is named salad xDd
It means blessed in norwegian- hymns are full of it😅
the auto sub says its SALAD. youre all wrong. lol.
I was thoroughly worried upon seeing this video title but then I saw it was a gray still plays video and said oh it’s fine
When, when it comes to Gray, seems legit. Earned a click from me! 😂
MGR gaming and more acually same. i always get surprised but then see who uploaded and i tell myself it's fine and normal lol
Joey Canoli, 3rd cousin twice removed of Don Provolone.
Clearly the most Italian family in America.
"I love a woman who can slide randomly on her knees like that"
*Facepalm*
STONKS!
That's when I lost it and began crying with laughter.
Bruh. My friends and I laughed too hard at that.
Same! 😂
" come on , just like you did your dad " Lights fire. I chuckled so hard my stomach hurt😂😂
Florida man marries too many women like you Jeff
LMAO
Nobody:
My dad: *I married women, took everything and divorced them repeatedly*
something tells me you'd enjoy The Sims Medieval (that is IF you haven't played it on your channel already, as I am new here)
also something tells me that Joey might be a pyromaniac, but I'm not sure
Considering how Gray plays games, he would really fit CK2. That game pretty much incentivizes the stuff he does for fun.
Gray: "You know that 'Till death do us part' thing?"
Me: Yeah. You eventually realize you're actually setting a goal. 😀
Jeff Dunham reference
Im not Concerned about the horrible gold digging and arson, I'm more concerned about your hypnosis cuz you got like what 5 wives? In a year
he put all his points in Charisma
"I can change him, I know it"
Henry VIII is having a run for his money
Stand user: Joey Joeastar
Stand name: GrayStillPlays
Stand power: ruining your enemy's life
Karen: *took the kids*
Gray: Uno reverse card
i like to throw parties in the sims remove all the doors and start a fire
everyone did this once in their life
Richard MacCorkindale
What the duck
I too, love to live gaming life dangerously. Lmao! I like playing Stary Dogs, and chasing Sims down the street. Haha!
I do the same it’s so fun just to watch all the neighbors i hate burn😈😹
I have done this before. I have also done the SSundee method of killing, where I wall them off into a tiny room with no food, water, sleep, fun, or plumbing, and let them slowly die.
Hey Gray! Could u turn the brightness up in the game next time? I have my phone on 100% and the game still looks dark 😂
Hillary LeFrere Jr. the game is dark... very dark...
Is it possibly you have the white point turned down on your phone? If I want my phone darker than Gray’s videos, I turn the white point down all the way in the visual handicap settings
All I can think of is that guy looking back at the other girl meme.
v Gray < Wife he married
Their house.
Joey Canoli is a distant cousin of Don Provolone.
If Only They World Was Run By Gray, It Would Be So Much Funnier
We would be in anarchy
I think i would rather go to HECK
Satan would be jealous
I think it would be A dystopic hellhole. But a lovable one at that that.
* -Funnier- Run by a dictatorship.
Married, divorced, beheaded, oh Henry you've been busy ol'chap
8:06
"Increase your reporduction skill"
How does Gray find these gems?
Gray: Burn baby burn...
Me: (Disco Inferno)
I wonder how many innocent souls were extraculated in today's video.
Gray: Yes
Gods prevent the day when gray plays a game normally
Luv u gray been here wit u sence 50k subs keep up the good work
Me: *Uno reverse card*
Title: i dIVORCED mEN. gAVE tHEM eVERYTHING. AND mARRIED tHEM oNCE - GILEAs
It took me a while to get this
Cute pfp dude
@@PimpCatTVthx OwO (also im a dudette XD)
What does this comment mean?
I like how Gray has the opportunity to create any character with any life he wants and he decides to make a sociopath.
I demand Joey Tribbiani, not Cannoli dammit!
I love that Gray always has a survey question. That makes his channel so much cooler. Why don't others do that? It's fun!
I can’t believe it took so long for me to come to this conclusion, but this video outright confirms it for me.
Grey is a supervillain.
We both know you would do the same exact damn thing
We all have done it before (Mostly in Sims)
I love this alternative take on Dio Brando.
This immediately sounds like a Todd Howard origin story 😂
Should've been called "Reverse Gold-Digging Simulator"
No that would be a women going to a man because he has very little money.
@@SkillSpider1908 Yeah, you're right. He's a gold-digger no matter the gender.
@@Liuhuayue Preach
The last thing you did too your parents is so much more very nice gray u lit thier house on fire
It's not stealing It's "Suprise Confiscation."
It’s actually amazing how his character reminds me of my ex wife.
I LOVE GAMES WITH SPELLING ERRORS!!!!
"Reporduction" 8:46
Meow Rchl Please, can I be your friend for talking and WhatsApp? 00201029370466
4:59
Well, have you ever heard the term "WaterPark is burned to the ground"? Cause thats pretty ironic too
In Cities Skylines I had a landfill collapse. I'm not sure how that works. Then there was the crematorium that burned down...
I read a newspaper article some years ago about a fire station burning down.
'Stay foxy, much love' has a WHOLE NEW connotation now!
How to be wealthy:
1. Find a rich person and marry them
2. Divorce them
3. Profit
4. Repeat
And that is the gray/female way.
2nd note: yes, I know that I described a very small minority/rare news stories, just trying to make a joke, thats all.
just like modern marriage.
That's the best way to do it in the sims. Marry into a wealthy family and then trap all the ones not paying for the house into a room to starve- keep the ones making the most money alive, but only barely, and lock them out of the main building. Lots of moneys. 😎
@@nicestpancake sounds like a new sim video from gray
DangerouslyFunny has changed since last Stardew valley video.
Those women are sleeping like they're having some horrific nightmares.
Joey: hello.
I got the State Farm ad that has a sheshed burning as soon as he was done burnin the loggers hut lol
Does anyone know how far across the globe Gray stretched? Like country wise?
I watch from KSA :)
i'm in africa
India lol
I'm from Germany ✌️
dexter same lol
I think Joey is the most normal name Gray has ever chosen.
I wish it was that easy, it took six months for my mom to get divorced
Iguana Ian ok, this is why gamers are the most sensitive and oppressed group
Iguana Ian
Abusive husband?
@HandsOffStalker Yo why is everyone assuming this?
Considering his story, DIO would also have worked as the first name xD
Become the guard captain in every town but after you get the position of burn the entire town to the ground
6:08 Oh, it's the BeamNG Stigs' music. I loved these parts of those vids so much.
"Working is hard and being a d!ck is easy" Gray 2019
SLAY QUEEN Please, can I be your friend for talking and WhatsApp? 00201029370466
“It was a good 20 seconds. Thanks for the house” 😂😂😂😂 absolutely howling
Ah yes, the game where you have to marry into wealth, SALAD
What is the "sexy music" that Gray always uses? It's funky as hell
Ok kids lets break the law because we are the law - Gray
I like how he proposes, goes down on his knees and begs!! hahahahaha
Wait this game is stealing my idea: Burning down your parents house when leaving lol
Only 5 seconds into the game and already the sound of sadness comes out, great way to start a Gray video
Why does everybody look like me?
Me: The mom had infinitetuplets
side note: burning down the house as you set out on your adventure and giving your father the middle finger is the origin for Full Metal Alchemist
"New wife, damn it"
Wow I just watch entirely 14 mins watching someone repeatedly marrying n divorcing n burning down the house while I'm eating a popcorn.. dang I can do this for a whole day...
Gray, reminding everyone how it's really done
I'm Proud of you Gray
I’ve been looking into the real-estate business and ur tips have been the best I’ve gotten
Omg all the videos I’ve seen so far have completely killed me lmao my chest hurts from laughing
EDIT: OMG! THANKS FOR 1 LIKES
Grays the kind of guy to steal a families fortune and sell it back to them then take it back and then burn their house down just because he’s bored.
IDK ... this seems a little too much like a ‘my life sim’ than an RPG.
If you're speaking of the Sims games, RPG is actually a very common play in the newer Sims games. They're more like Life Simulation RPGs anymore. Haha!
Your titles are legit the best
Love how the game has reproduction spelled wrong.
Cannolis, the best friends of the leg day family.
Its 0.03 in the Morning, its too late/early to do this
The Divorce Lawyer running ads on this video is just too perfect.
"why does everyone look like me"
- an asian man (1744, colourized)
Watching your videos is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Please never stop the hilarity.
3:04 Don't forget 3.Oct.11
“Your story is set.”
Me: well, now so is the house, lol.
3:57
He said "I'm gonna buy this place, and burn it down"
The Godfather 4: Don't forget the cannoli
First wife trait/explanation, "be sexed". Woman objectification at It's finest
Damn i need to buy this game. Keep it coming Gray!. #KeepItPlayful #YOLO
I will continue to give you hearts.
):
That's a weird looking Youngster Joey right there.