**Yosef doing the usual ballin** “..COMMANDER YOSEF!” “WHAT?!” “THE AGENTS ARE WINNING” “THEY’RE WHAT?!” “COMMANDER WHAT WE FINNA DO?!” “I kill them then!” “but commander-“
The lore Yosef scored the throw scoring the scavs team a 10-9 The agents team decided to take revenge on yosef for clutching the game.. and then the conflict begin
Yosef will forever be the OG decaying winter boss. He has no bullshit. No Knuckleboom spam, no annoying minions that follow him if he gets hurt. Man tanks all of it.
It was a cold night on Eden-227, as the Agents were gearing up to scavenge and defend, they decided to investigate some cheers, One of the Agents, Agent Sam knew that something suspicious was up, so as Agent Thomas was the leader of the Agent Squad sent on Eden-227, He commanded them to head towards the sound, once they got there, they saw something extravagant, they saw Yosef hosting a basketball game, It was so extraordinary that one of the Agents, Agent Mark decided to shout: "YOSEF IS FUCKING BALLING!"
Jokes aside this is really well done like wtf also I feel like Yosef is one of those characters like Sans where he's a really strong character with a good backstory, good reasoning, good lore, good tie ins with other characters but he's just a meme in the community. Like Sans.
Warning: Heavily armored hostile is absolutely balling.
this is canon and you cannot convince me otherwise
edit: alert, ankle durability critical
HEAVILY ARMORED HOSTILE IS BALLIN? IMPOSSIBLE, WE GOTTA TAKE HIM OUT BEFORE HE HITS THAT SLAM DUNK
Agent : Wait wha-?
Agent : High value target hit an absolute drainer
Agent: serious ballin detected
i like to think yosef canonically hosts basketball games with his scavs
he also invites the agents who are chill if he just feels like vibin
id think sledge queen would considering shes got massive leaps
True
why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends...
tomahawk scav getting hyped
This is the cannon lore behind what Yosef does for the 9 waves
**Yosef doing the usual ballin**
“..COMMANDER YOSEF!”
“WHAT?!”
“THE AGENTS ARE WINNING”
“THEY’RE WHAT?!”
“COMMANDER WHAT WE FINNA DO?!”
“I kill them then!”
“but commander-“
@@HolyDiverOfTheRedSea "Tell them to come to the helicopter next morning,
The lore
Yosef scored the throw scoring the scavs team a 10-9
The agents team decided to take revenge on yosef for clutching the game.. and then the conflict begin
The agents team got mad cuz bad
that's more like skill issue to me
Random Scav: uh boss we should go and kill the age-
Yosef: STFU IM ABSOLUTELY BALLING
yosef: hey how about instead of we killing the agent we absolutely DUNK on him at basketball?
Yosef will forever be the OG decaying winter boss. He has no bullshit. No Knuckleboom spam, no annoying minions that follow him if he gets hurt. Man tanks all of it.
it sounds like you have beef with sledge queen
@@AnExstravagancy yosef is simply superior
@@AnExstravagancy Quite.
@@AnExstravagancy bro me too fuck that woman 😤
@@juno690 SQ is a woman and Yosef is a man so yeah
I would love an alternate universe where the scavs and agents get along together and funky shit like this happens
Best. Thing. EVER.
next april 1st update please
@@npc479 maybe
instead of scavs comin to kill,they come over for a basket ball game and just to vibe
HELL YEAH
2021 decaying winter players: oh, come on fellas Yosef will never be Ballin. 2022 decaying winter players: O B J E C T I O N
YOSEF FUCKING BALLING!
Yosef do be ballin.
russian badger?
@@braindamagegood yes
@@thegoose8311 fellow badger fans i see.
POV:
Instead of shooting each other at 10th night, Yosef challenged the Agents to a Basketball game
Arbiter:
and the sledge queen wins :)
also the arbiter: *same* :))))))
Yosef: If we win we shoot you, if we lose… we shoot you :D
This is canon
That whode be so cool
Warning, agent on your team has been dunked on.
Best shot of decaying winter
kinda
The skinner disguised as a scav: "YOOOOOOOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Instead its screaming and groaning
"LETS FUCKING-" *Loud screams*
@@Awesomedog960 someone make this happen
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*accidently reveals*
YYEAYAGGUUH GUAAAAHA!!!!!!!!!
Pov : your team is not ready so you jokingly asked yosef to basketball fight and still lose
Warning: Agent on your team got dunked on.
Yosef will never be ballin-
*Yosef ballin*
HOLY SHIT
Alternate universe where instead of agents and scavengers rival each other with violence, they do it with basketball games.
3k25
new hidden perk: baller
throw a basketball that, if it lands in the hoop, absolutely decimates all enemies in a 50 stud radius.
It doesn't deal any damage or anything, it just mentally crushes all scavs who witness it
baller
@@bionicleapple1254 morale for scavs real
When you accidentally forget what Yosef looks like and mistakes him for a sledger
How do you not notice the health bar above him
this community is perfect in all the wrong ways
true true
Someone on the discord declared the Yosef is gay and I was like "Wtf, why?".
@@OperatorKevlar red confirmed that yosef is gay gg
@@-poeiv I think she's joking, I hope.
@@The_Mythical_Potato Puma
It was a cold night on Eden-227, as the Agents were gearing up to scavenge and defend, they decided to investigate some cheers, One of the Agents, Agent Sam knew that something suspicious was up, so as Agent Thomas was the leader of the Agent Squad sent on Eden-227, He commanded them to head towards the sound, once they got there, they saw something extravagant, they saw Yosef hosting a basketball game, It was so extraordinary that one of the Agents, Agent Mark decided to shout: "YOSEF IS FUCKING BALLING!"
What happened after mark shouted
"Yosef will never be ballin"
OBJECTION, YOSEF'S BALLIN
her: he's probably cheating
Me and the boys:
amus
her being SQ 😳😳😳
this image goes incredibly raw
Scavs in the night that were sent: ARGH OH GOD
The Looting Phase Scavs during the Night:
I just realized something. Arch said that last strandeds was canon, does that mean the misery wave is canon?
probably not
OH THE MISERY
@@noobychoco454 EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY
So I am assuming that the agents failed to defeat Yosef.
@@gotketchupmixedwithluttuce7355 good theories, good theories.
The agency: tf we thought a war is happening on eden 227
this deserves a animation
Yosef will never be balling-
*spits out cereal*
decaying winter: last ballers
Sledgehammer hostile: Welcome, Wanna see yosef ballin?
Spear hostile: Holy yosef Is ballin!
I don’t even play this game but this is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a while
Bob the lead pipe scav, also known as: Breakers of Kneecaps
" OH OH YOSEF HAS THE BALL STRAIGHT FROM DOWNTOWN- OOOHHHHH HIT THE SLAM. DUNK! THE AGENCY IS SHOCKED AS THE SCAVENGERS WIN THE ROUND!"
The man the myth the legend YOSUF TAKE THE SHOT 10-9 THE SCAVENGER ARE VICTORIOUS AGAIN
Even Yosef got Valorii
Love how the sledge scav is introducing us to: The extreme balling team
Warning, *Heavily Armored Hostile Is Ballin At The Helipad.*
0:18 "And i got the soooda!"
yknow what else is soda? *ULAYCOLA*
The only thing I need is...
Sledgehammer queen flying to beat Yosef to it
Good idea
I personally imagine Sledge Queen sitting on a white plastic chair being MOTIVATED and MADE OF STEEL while watching on with her Raiders.
Ok
@@alruneblake u forgot the Soda
So THIS is the real scavenger war.
"How about you stop scavenging for supplies, and start scavenging some bitches?"
good ending: agents and scavs stop fighting and make a truce, and decide to play some basketball instead
Uhm... Yosef and his guards do get quirky at night.
Just found this channel and I'm not disappointed keep it up
That one sniper in the background
Yosef after he isekai's me into the 5th dimension after thinking I could beat him solo:
Alert :you are now entering the dunking area
this cured my depresion
probably what happen when the pan guy is replacing the scav war
They let him solo us :/
imagine a exploiter joins agents team and destroys scavs team by doing extreme ballin
Agent: exists in the crowd
Scavs: "Ima pretend I didn't see that."
I can`t escape from how ballin yosef is this is 3rd time its been im my reccomended
Ah somebody else understands how scary the sledge hammer scavs are
Not really if you have hivemind
warning: heavily armoured hostile is shredding the ring
Bro this needs to be a game or a pre set this is so good!
"If the sledge queen blames you to achieve her goal, Her hammer and love is what you shall stole" -Idk, Me?
The scavs do be balling
POV: Your Yosef and your balling
I love how the R700 scav at the background doesn't have a pose, he's just like
" _Oh cool._ "
Yosef will never be balling. -Sledge Queen
Yosef:
Everybody gangsta until sledge queen shows up
damn yosef be ballin' though
Yosef after shooting down your evac shuttle:
im gonna listen to this for 69 years
New competitor approaching: SLEDGE QUEEN ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING THE COURT WITH HER ARBITER LAUNCH AND DUNK COMBO
Rouge ballin ending:the agents went rogue and joined the scavs and went to fight the agency but spotted Yosef…BALLLIN?!?!?
Jokes aside this is really well done like wtf also I feel like Yosef is one of those characters like Sans where he's a really strong character with a good backstory, good reasoning, good lore, good tie ins with other characters but he's just a meme in the community.
Like Sans.
bro hes just a former russian agent who is a scav and likes kfc what u talkin bout
Agent: warning heavily armored baller inbound
yosef when the agents arent here
Every time I get this in my recommended I am obliged to watch Yosef ballin.
funfact : this makes you 10x more scary to fight off Yosef while he good at ballin instead u not
Sledger Scav: ayyyyyy
"If Mia leaves you for a scav, then you shall try doing it on her mom" - Master Iljia
The entire scav faction after the agents finally die:
Warning : heavily armoured hostile just did a LAY-UP DAMN
the agent's: damn Yosef be BALLIN
Yosef and the agents made a ballin truce!
Warning: Agents, a heavily armoured hostile who is absolutely balling detected.
Now we need the Sledge Queen to be going for that slam dunk
That scav war still rages on. Even in sports
IDK why but the Music and Yosef just go together.
POV:The enemies and agent are broken so they cant attack eachother.
Heavily armed unit in you're area.
Warning, agent on you're team is bawlin.
This image is s tier on why humanity should still exist
Tf2 ballin but decaying winter, so heavy is the sledger making that pose
Agents, it appears that YOSEF IS FUCKING BALLIN'
omfg the boy kisser is balling!!1!!1!1!!1!!1
The agents watching them balling in the safe zone
made this my wallpaper
They do be ballin tho
@@silver5796 dont tell me the cbj-ms scav shot the hardsuit guy, i see his gun
i don't know how the hell yosef jumps that high with his heavy armor, must've been hittin' the gyms recently.
everyone balling till the storm rolls in
this is canon
POV yosef got a ace
It’s true, Yosef really do be ballin’
I would like to see a basketball game with Yosef against sledge queen
cool pic
Warning: Agent on your team has been dunked on.
"wyd if me and my gang pull up"
Looks like this is what the scars do during the storm…
My true honest reaction when I see teamkiller Blitzer