@@commentonthis3676imagine thinking you're so important you can walk into a school with 2,000 children and just say you're here to pick up McKenzie and think the office knows which Mackenzie is your Mackenzie😂
@@theclosetghost1 not just corpses, it’s also used as a nickname for people who are found missing and are unidentified. Anyone who’s unidentified is a Jane or John doe
I had to bring in an obituary to attend my sister's funeral when I was in middle school. And the secretary lectured me about how the teachers put in a lot of extra work to put together a packet of homework that I missed, and I should thank them by getting it done ASAP. Sometimes they really are power tripping.
@@Misfitsloverthat is soo weird, i had teachers tell my parents that if they wanted to, they could bring bme back for certain things but usually they prefered if you didnt do it, i dont think it would be taken well if any school here demanded stuff like that from parents 😅
I don’t have kids myself, but I’ve been talk to you like this before and let me tell you after being talk to you like that by another teacher I’ve made their head spin because it’s like I gave them respect but they didn’t give it back and finally, I just didn’t give a fuck anymore and I just pretty much told him to go fuck themselves seven ways to hell I just got to the point where if you’re gonna be a bitch to me I’ll be a bitch right back and I wouldn’t give two fucks about it cause I’m sorry that type of attitude is irritating to me, irritating and if I ever become a parent and someone talks to me that way the better hope that they won’t have to call the cops because I’ll be throwing hands lol😂😂😂😂😂
lmao, as a midwestener with a lot of southern relatives, they're actually not that bad. The South and Midwest pride ourselves on our niceness. You might meet a woman or two like this but, you can either kill 'em with kindess and just be very smiley, or, make fun of how slowly she talks. :P
Yo, McMcKinzey's dad had to go 90 through traffic on his lunch break to get her that p'tatuh in time, so McKinsley G. BETTER be there with the whole damn school cheering her on.
Either you spent lots of time with school secretaries or are a parent, cause you successfully peeved me when you said “nooo, she HAS to come back…” you are very talented.
Me too. I legit got angry for a split second. I wanted to go off on the secretary but then remembered this is a skit. Omg, she literally raised my blood pressure and I just woke up!
You Better Show This Potato Parade. I Need To See Potatoes That People Sat Down And Spent Time Decorating Explicitly So They Can Leash Those Potatoes And Drag Them Behind Themselves In Parade Fashion.
So.... how difficult is it to capitalize every word of the sentence? I am genuinely curious. I see people comment/ text like this constantly..like you have to actually go out of your way to do that.... right?. Or do you have something/app on your phone to do that for you? I just know anything but auto correct is a couple extra buttons on a single word. Thank you! No hate I'm just genuinely curious how much longer it takes to type out said paragraph or if it's just an app somehow? Ty have a blessed night 😊
@anotheruser7104 For Me, I Actually Have To Capitalize Every Letter MySelf, I Am Not Aware Of A Setting Or Program That Would Capitalize Every Word Automatically But There Are Tons Of Kinds Of Phones Out There So Hey, There Might Be A Phone With A Cool Setting To Automatically Capitalize. I Just Put In The "Effort" Because I Like The Way It Looks 🖤 Thank You For Seeking An Answer To Your Curiosity In A Polite And Nice Way. I Usually Just Get Rude Nonsense. I Hope You Have A Great Day And A Great Holiday Season! 🖤
Some of your characters remind me of this secretary at a local doctor's office. Every time I'd call, she'd answer in the cheeriest voice, "Thank you for calling Dr. So&So's office. My name is Jean. Kin I help yeeeewwww?" And she did help me, but she had a way of politely rushing through the call and hanging up on me before I could ask any other questions. Lol. It was like conversational whiplash. Your skits are hilariously accurate!
My mom (and grandma) always said "Once she checked out for the day she not coming back till tomorrow, we're not wasting extra gas coming back for 4 hours"
As a kid I would rather be at the potato parade than my uncles funeral 😂 I remember being mad I missed a field trip to get my first pair of glasses. I was so mad I started exposing my family members and called them frauds.
You really know how to play that kind of people that tickle my nerves 😂 Granted I'm not really good at managing my emotions but i wouldn't be able to listen to her (the character) for more than a minute without bursting in rage 😂 I guess that means you are a really good actor
“your going to need to be more spahcifahhkkkkk” 😂
Omg fr
And saying Jane doe while picking up your child for a funeral.
@@commentonthis3676imagine thinking you're so important you can walk into a school with 2,000 children and just say you're here to pick up McKenzie and think the office knows which Mackenzie is your Mackenzie😂
@@Jelly_welly13
It sounds like Moira Rose lol I love it
You know the acting is good when the character infuriates you 😂
Great job!!
Oh, I'm fuming...lmbo!!
I have the polar opposite feeling 👀
HAHAHAHAH
FACTS
Exactly this.
“I’m sorry for your loss but the the kindergarteners are alive and welllllll” that’s straight up savage
💀💀💀
😂
It's definitely insensitive. Not savage tho, not after someone has a "heart 2 heart" with her.
Oop
@@tweet-tweettweety9704It's a joke.
Ya😔
"Their extra cricculars are today" 😂😂😂😂
The satisfaction I js got for being the 3k like was great 😂 lmao
Jane doe from ride the cyclone ???🤔
@@DerpyDuck.lJane doe is a name for unidentified female corpses, but yes
@@theclosetghost1 not just corpses, it’s also used as a nickname for people who are found missing and are unidentified. Anyone who’s unidentified is a Jane or John doe
@@quziia oh yea
“But the kindergarteners are alive and well” 💀
nah bcuz that’s actually so messed up💀
Das just crazt
nah not me saying "they won't be if you don't
f..king give me my child b.tch! 🖕" 💀💀💀
kindeeygartenrrs*
Dead asss though
I had to bring in an obituary to attend my sister's funeral when I was in middle school. And the secretary lectured me about how the teachers put in a lot of extra work to put together a packet of homework that I missed, and I should thank them by getting it done ASAP. Sometimes they really are power tripping.
That is absolutely repulsive, I am so sorry that happened to you
I feel rage
I told a secretary to fuck off because she told me my dad couldn't pick me up
Every single day I’m reminded why I won’t be sending my kids to traditional school
The school called my dad accusing me of skipping when I, my brother, and four cousins were at our great grandmother's funeral.
Mr. Shuester 💀💀 not the Glee reference 😭😭😭
my ap calc teachwr was schuster lmao
That’s what I was thinking lol
i thought that too 😭
😮
Can you talk faster
"the kinnndiee gardnerrs are alive and wellllll" 😭
“The kindergartners are alive and well💀”
Kindee garners
GOODBYE
She like the chick fla a girl
“The kindergarteners are alive and well”
“And unless you let me pick up my child, you won’t be”
Her daughter is in 4th grade, but she has to come back to school to watch a bunch of 5 year olds march around the school with potatoes 🥔 😂
Potato’s need love too 😂❤
Dang I missed that 😂
😂😂😂
That was an actual thing right. I feel like I remember doing that in kindergarten.🤔
The kindergarten patato parade 💀💀💀💀
Patato?
You mean kindegarden?
@@_Im_Not_Creative_ No, they mean kindergarten
@@_Im_Not_Creative_ Comes from the German language. Meaning: “Garden of children.”
they can't miss the potato parade 😂☠️
I have never wanted to punch someone so bad in my life! LOL. great acting!
"Todays the kindeygardener potato parade" 💀
Ngl I'd like to see a kindeygardener potato parade😭
Same honestly, but I doubt that 4th grader wanted to see it that badly.
@@ashhole03 true
I’d like to be in the potato parade lol
The puhtatuh
@@ziabridgforth1755 aww that does sound so adorable❤️
"she has to come back" is the most aggravating part about this whoel vide
Sadly, that’s just how schools are sometimes 💀
To drag a potato
@@Misfitsloverthat is soo weird, i had teachers tell my parents that if they wanted to, they could bring bme back for certain things but usually they prefered if you didnt do it, i dont think it would be taken well if any school here demanded stuff like that from parents 😅
learn how to spell
@@MisfitsloverAnd it’s aggravating. It’s not the school’s business if you have a something your kid needs to go too and won’t have time to come back
im surpised she didnt say "her uncle can wait, hes not going anywhere"
It is so weird that schools are so bitchy about giving the children back to their own parents
frfr...always giving parents a guilt trip for checking out our own child
You can blame people who kidnap kids right from school for that 😂
@@SomeSortOfWaythey can be strict on forms not just guilting a parent, the power trip these front office ladies have is insane
like fr, if they don't give them back when the parents want they're basically kidnapping them.
I don’t have kids myself, but I’ve been talk to you like this before and let me tell you after being talk to you like that by another teacher I’ve made their head spin because it’s like I gave them respect but they didn’t give it back and finally, I just didn’t give a fuck anymore and I just pretty much told him to go fuck themselves seven ways to hell I just got to the point where if you’re gonna be a bitch to me I’ll be a bitch right back and I wouldn’t give two fucks about it cause I’m sorry that type of attitude is irritating to me, irritating and if I ever become a parent and someone talks to me that way the better hope that they won’t have to call the cops because I’ll be throwing hands lol😂😂😂😂😂
Kid went from a 4th grader to a kindygartner lol
The kindy-gardeners parade the potatoes for all the other students to see, so the fourth grader will miss seeing the potatoes
Cmon, she has to watch the ✨ potato parade ✨ ! 😂 Uncle will be missed, but the kindygartners are alive and well! 😂
She's the audience. Who are the kindy-garteners going to show their potatoes to?
I just realized that she is saying the 4th grader can't possibly miss seeing the kindygartners patatah parade hahah
❤
That voice you do never ceases to piss me off
BRO THE “extra cricculars” WAS PERFECT
“Well the kindygarderers are alive and well.” 😂 edit:THANK YALL SM FOR ALL OF THE LIKES THIS IS THE MOST IVE EVER HAD
that comment was VILE 💀💀
Why ru thanking people for likes dawg
@@jayt270 why not
@@jayt270 💀
You are SO funny 😂 Caroline, you need your own comedy show on cable!! With all the skits you do AND all the characters you do! Love it! Love you! ❤
The head shake 💀💀💀 and the potato parade, I’m dyingggg 🤣🤣
“Your gonna have to be more specifach🙄”💀
nah cus that messed up💀
The beginning had me screaming 😂
‘Not of the top of my head’
“Saaaaaaaaaaaaaddd” *puts bowl down aggressively*
“But the kindygardeners are live and well”
THAT HAD ME ROLING
Not to be that person but-
TYSM IM SO STUNED I GOT THIS MANY LIKES,
i thought she said candy gardeners for some reason😭😭👏
Oh my gawd, i love your southern characters so freaking much ❤️❤️❤️
I feel like your southern character belongs in a 4th season of twin peaks
I would straight up say “ and who are you to tell me when to bring MY child back?”
Her face when she said, and I’m here to pick up “Jannne Doooeeooe”💀💀
When her hair is styled like this she reminds me so much of Jane Doe from Ride the Cyclone
@@spongecakes1986 AFHGHT RTC MENTIONED
I FOUND A FANDOM MEMBER!!
YES
@@spongecakes1986YESS OH MY STARSSS
chick-fil-a sauce girl DUPEEEE
not the patatey parade
“youur gonnaa neeed to be more spacifaaaccc”
I love your dedication to scene setting in these
“This is a school”
🤣💀
“But the Kindergartners are alive and well!”
Someone would’ve needed to hold me down after that one
*kindy gardeners
Same.
Me: they are. But you won't be if you don't give me my child. 😃
Ngl would have been like “Oh I’ll have her back in an hour 😊” then never come back that day 💀💀
This made me laugh hysterically.
I’m new to the South and put my kindergartner in a rural-ish school, this is putting the fear of God (southern women) in me
I'm in a small town in the south and have never experienced any of this besides them always having a snacking behind the desk part 😂😂
ngl if talking doesnt work, j refuse the No and get the principal if u have to :)
lmao, as a midwestener with a lot of southern relatives, they're actually not that bad. The South and Midwest pride ourselves on our niceness. You might meet a woman or two like this but, you can either kill 'em with kindess and just be very smiley, or, make fun of how slowly she talks. :P
As a southern woman, we’re not actually as scary as we seem 😅
My kids elementary school secretary is EXACTLY like this 😂
I loooaaathe going in there !
“But the kindie gardeners are alive and well”💀
Had me wheezing-
IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD AND IT HAD ME DYING-
😂😂
"the kindi-gardners potato parade"
😂😂😂
Extra cricaler on a thursdee
Literally me
All the kindergartners are going to drag their potatoes around the hallway, had me dying🤣
EXtRa CurICLuRs got me laughing so hard😂
Yo, McMcKinzey's dad had to go 90 through traffic on his lunch break to get her that p'tatuh in time, so McKinsley G. BETTER be there with the whole damn school cheering her on.
Either you spent lots of time with school secretaries or are a parent, cause you successfully peeved me when you said “nooo, she HAS to come back…” you are very talented.
Me too. I legit got angry for a split second. I wanted to go off on the secretary but then remembered this is a skit. Omg, she literally raised my blood pressure and I just woke up!
She used to be a teacher!
"Do you know your daughters extra cricciclur on a thuuuurrrsssdeyy"😂😂😂❤❤
You Better Show This Potato Parade.
I Need To See Potatoes That People Sat Down And Spent Time Decorating Explicitly So They Can Leash Those Potatoes And Drag Them Behind Themselves In Parade Fashion.
Patater Parade
So.... how difficult is it to capitalize every word of the sentence? I am genuinely curious. I see people comment/ text like this constantly..like you have to actually go out of your way to do that.... right?. Or do you have something/app on your phone to do that for you? I just know anything but auto correct is a couple extra buttons on a single word. Thank you! No hate I'm just genuinely curious how much longer it takes to type out said paragraph or if it's just an app somehow? Ty have a blessed night 😊
@anotheruser7104 For Me, I Actually Have To Capitalize Every Letter MySelf, I Am Not Aware Of A Setting Or Program That Would Capitalize Every Word Automatically But There Are Tons Of Kinds Of Phones Out There So Hey, There Might Be A Phone With A Cool Setting To Automatically Capitalize.
I Just Put In The "Effort" Because I Like The Way It Looks 🖤
Thank You For Seeking An Answer To Your Curiosity In A Polite And Nice Way. I Usually Just Get Rude Nonsense.
I Hope You Have A Great Day And A Great Holiday Season! 🖤
The NUAOOOORR git me dying😅
That last part had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
Some of your characters remind me of this secretary at a local doctor's office. Every time I'd call, she'd answer in the cheeriest voice, "Thank you for calling Dr. So&So's office. My name is Jean. Kin I help yeeeewwww?" And she did help me, but she had a way of politely rushing through the call and hanging up on me before I could ask any other questions. Lol. It was like conversational whiplash.
Your skits are hilariously accurate!
“the kindigarteners are alav and well” HAD ME DYING 💀💀💀💀
Any one else get a massive theater trigger when she said Jane doe?😭
Wait did no one realize she said the 4th graders were in extracurriculars but it’s the kindergarten potato parade??
The older kids probably watch them😅
They have to watch
They're forced to watch, clockwork orange style
This is quite possibly the goofiest video I have seen, and I am here for it. 😂😂😂
I love this. I just moved down south and that is exactly how the secretary at school acts lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
u got the “extra curriculars” perfect
Ikr
“Sorry for your loss but the kinkigardeners are alive and well” said that one front office teacher 2023-
Edit: TYSM FOR RHE LIKES GUYS OMG
Extra crickulars 😂
Kindergartens potato parade 😂
Loved it all 😂
I need a 10 hour version
not mr shuesters class 💀💀💀 bro summoned a whole fandom
I swear it’s like this 😂😂
“Their extra crickelerrrs”
I honestly would love to see a kindergarten potato parade 😂
Yeah, someone can take pics of the funeral. I’m going to this parade.
‘’LOOK WE’RE GOING TO MY UNCLES FUNERAL’’😂😂😂😂😂
The kindygartners and the extracriclers 😂❤
School really do be like this sometimes tho
The jane doe was so funny omg
I would say "we'll be back in like ten minutes" then never come back :D
"the kindy gardeners" 💀
“Ok… it looks like the 4th graders on on their extra cirkulaurs right naur” 😭😭😭
"Well,im here to collect Jane doeee...."
"And today is the Kindygardeners potatoe paradye." My favorite lines.
My mom (and grandma) always said "Once she checked out for the day she not coming back till tomorrow, we're not wasting extra gas coming back for 4 hours"
I love the accent 😭😭😭 “the kindeeegardeners potato parade 🥔 “😭😭😭
The voice reminds me of Moira from Schitts Creek lmao I love it! 😂
Her looking up McKenzley G Mr.Schuster’s class: has a whole prophetic vision 👁️👄👁️
😂😭
This was definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
The saaad is just amazing 😂❤
The more I watch these the more I know id curse this lady out 🤣😂
“But.. the kindergarteners are alive and well. (UNLIKE YOUR GRANDPA) I WAS DEAD
“ the kindiiii gardnerrrrrsssss are alive and welllllll”😭✋🏻got me rolling
"no she has to come back" watch me not bring her back 😂😂 Like what are you gonna do? Kidnap her? If I say she's staying out, she's staying out? 🤦🏻♀️
You’re genius lol
Mom: “ Idk off the top of my head”
Her: “hmmm saaaaaaayuuud”
THE JUDGEMENT WAS FELT 😅😂
Having experiences this woman in my childhood makes me feral watching these
The keyboard and clicking sounds are everything 😂
I hate how accurate this is of southern schools like- I have to remind myself this is a skit.
As a kid I would rather be at the potato parade than my uncles funeral 😂 I remember being mad I missed a field trip to get my first pair of glasses. I was so mad I started exposing my family members and called them frauds.
“we’re not coming back today”
*shakes head in disapproval
“And when are you coming back?”
“We won’t be back”
“No she has to come back”
“Wait what” 💀
That petater parade haunts my dreams. Love these.
Yup... I'd definitely be in prison. The sad thing is that there really ARE ppl like this 🤦🏽♀️
I saw this but when she said Jane doe it started playing the ballad of Jane doe 😭
Sounds like Moira from Schitts Creek 🤣🤣🤣
I guess if she was doing a deeply-exaggerated southern accent lol
why is nobody talking about the sign in the back that says “this is a school” 😂😂
You are so cute and funny!!! You need your own show. 😂😂😂
This is completely accurate. Down to the funny facial expressions. 😂
You really know how to play that kind of people that tickle my nerves 😂 Granted I'm not really good at managing my emotions but i wouldn't be able to listen to her (the character) for more than a minute without bursting in rage 😂 I guess that means you are a really good actor
Oh geez, imagine her and the lanyard clacking Ms. White from the other teacher's channel being at the same school 😅
lol the potato dragging, not to miss
she got a point
Not about the being gone for a funeral part.
Basically ASMR. Love it
I absolutely DO NOT MISS this! 😅
😂😂😂😂 The fights I would have with this one. I'm not worried about my 4th grader daughter missing a kindergarten parade