The Chat Log Spectacular | Criminally Stupid
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- Join Jackson and Kaya, two podcasters who have been hosts of The Official Podcast for over five years, as they explore the horrifying world of "To Catch a Predator" predators.
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This is Episode #10, where we read some Baited chat logs to celebrate the tenth episode. Originally recorded 11/08/23.
Show Material:
Redneck Love
www.baiting.org/Logs/I+Like+L...
Strip Poker
www.baiting.org/Logs/I+Like+L...
15 Inches of Bullshit
www.baiting.org/Logs/I+Like+L...
Bus Pass
www.baiting.org/Logs/I+Like+L...
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Hosts:
Jackson Clarke - zealotonpc
Kaya Orsan - kayaorsan
Writer/Editor/Producer: Jackson Clarke
Music by: linktr.ee/zayaLT
Produced under The Official Podcast Network - ตลก
This was a hilarious episode. The image of the 12 year old wheelchair bound girl going "Shieet" was just beautiful.
I'm telling you, it was Tom Green behind this one, and he wasn't actually punishing this dude for being into this girl, he was punishing him for not having seen "Freddie Got Fingered."
Haha the cherry on top too is they said she is paralyzed from the neck down, how the hell would she even be typing! The pedo never questioned it 😂!!
the funniest part is that he still thinks a girl paralyzed from the neck down is somehow typing to him
This shit is way better than the usual stuff, the roleplay trolling is godlike
The trolls of the early 2000s were a different breed
Correction: this shieeet
I definitely want more TCaP chat logs, but this was a hilarious detour. The decoys' trolling killed me
Only episode where decoys chat's are more nasty than the pedos . Best episode so far .
I have not audibly laughed out loud so consistently over such a long time, as I did on this video. Keep this up, it was an incredible episode
The feeding tube / embolism really did it for me, I laughed so hard I had to rewind the next couple of minutes to hear
The wheelchair one killed me. Especially the *you remove my diaper from me* then goes on to describe her bedsores 😂😂😂
Had leave the office and hide in the bathroom to laugh at the whole "CyberOnWheels" chat-log 10/10, would love to hear more
Too chatlog heavy is not a thing, the funny ass chatlogs and your guys' reactions to them are the best part of this show
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN this is the funniest shit I have heard in so long, love you guys keep it up!
I would have been 13/14 around the time this happened, and while I RARELY ventured into chat rooms because *gestures vaguely at this video*, this is still the early Millennial humor that makes me feel like I'm back in that time again and, god, the nostalgia lmfaoooo
Yeah at the time I was sadly being groomed by a female teacher
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this was one of the best podifiles yet, I almost fell out of my wheelchair gagging from laughter with my partial lower jaw slanting off to the side x'D
"...Then tell me about how we would have sex, WITHOUT ALL THE GRITS AND STUFF!"
I literally fell to my knees mid-shift when I heard that
The entire "I've never had grits, says I" "You've never had grits? says you" bit was killing me
rapid typing sounds in the key for slurs followed by “alright we’re good” was funnier than intended holy shit
How did the second guy manage to get disrespected so long without realizing that the “little crippled girl” was actually a 40 year old comedian
I wouldnt mind something like this every 10 episodes or so, the pure trolling is amazing and the over the top decoys are hilarious to listen to, felt like I was right next to them in that park bench for a sec
Honestly🤣 I was right there with them having this all play out in my imagination
The poker logs was hilarious. Would love to see more videos like this.
Jackson and Kaya mimicking creeps are my fav comedy
That sheeeeeet was absolutely hilarious. I was crying laughing damn near the whole episode. Excellent job gents!
That ‘sheeeeit’ Jackson did fucking killed me 😂😂😂
This episode literally had me ugly gut busting cry laughing 😂😂😂I loved it
Please do more of this. This was insanily funny. I was laughing out loud in the store listening to this.
sign of schizophrenia
That was amazing, I listened to it at work with a massive grin on my face the whole time and as the team leader I was asked a lot "what you smiling at" which I had to whole heartedly decline to answer.
Great show guys
this is my favorite episode so far. keep the baitlogs coming
"You look incredibly gay." 🤣
May or may not be a hot take, but I'd say this was better than the regular TCAP episodes. The recreational baiters (giggity) get so much deeper into the weeds, it's hilarious.
The "another hand on house credit" line killed me
Jackson's voice is challenging Christian Bale's Batman voice 🔥
I was only half listening in the beginning and for a long time thought this was a tcap decoy going WAY off script 😂 then my brain caught up
this was the first time i listened to criminally stupid and maan i was rolling on ground from laughing this episode was amazing
This episode was great. You guys should really keep this new format from time to time
This made me laugh harder than anything all year.
I genuinely love this podcast Jackson and Kaya make it so entertaining and enjoyable
It’s refreshing to hear Kaya actually having fun 😅
This was hilarious I definitely think it's a funny way to break up the more serious TCAP episodes. It's a different approach to getting justice... wasting their time and trolling. Great stuff.
one of the best episodes yet, man my jaw hurts from laughing
This episode was just pure gold! The story about the 18 year old in the park getting dp by his best friend and his "female" victim was fucking insane🤣
Just when I'm craving something to watch on a lazy day, y'all provide. Couldn't be happier ❤
Holy shit, this is definitely my favorite podaphiles episode, genuinely sat here laughing tears
This was funny asf. Part 2 when?
This was the best episode so far! The decoy stories are hilarious 😂
kaya sounding like hank hill is the funniest shit ever
Kaya and Jackson you guys are great keep it up.
This shit was funny as fuck! The voice acting is what really made it, thank you for blessing us, Jackson and Kaya!
i had a silly grin on my face the entire time, i loved this and id like more
I really liked this. Wasn't too dark or cringy and had me laughing the whole time. Trolling pedos is fucking hilarious
This is the funniest thing… I’m dying, holy crap! 🤣 50:53 “Good enough for me.” Bruuuuhhhhhh!!!!
Really like the change up, I think going back and forth between the bait stuff and Chris Hansen weekly would be good
You guys HAVE to do another one of these. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard
Ah shit, here we go again.
Cj that you
Sheeeeeit*
My apologies to my neighbors as I was cackling the entire listen.
A/S/L 😆
Jfc i didnt expect to like this so much, my head hurts from laughing.
I liked this, a good mixup on the format was a great idea.
This was my favorite episode so far, great work guys! I really hope you do this format again, I was laughing so hard tears were running down my face 😭 also fantastic picks Kaya!
Watching this for the second time today. It was too good
these are so much better, i dont cringe and feel like im dying 😂
These were criminally funny, more please. I liked it more than catch predator chat longs, just for the decoy being so funny
glad yall are making more frequent uploads
tbh was disappointed with the format switch at first but it ended up being the funniest ep yet. Way more satisfying knowing these creeps are uncomfortable and being fucked with then some random intern.
I listened on Spotify at work and had to come to TH-cam to say do more of these. I was dying the entire time
Yo same
Absolute banger of an episode; most hilarious chatlogs yet. More of these!
Like gym socks full of vomit 😂
How am I gonna explain what I'm laughing so hard at to my family
This is weirdly nostalgic for me lol. I was 14 in 2001 and me and my friends did this kind of shit in chat rooms all the time 😂
I officially nominate "Oovala Kaynoo" to be a new Mortal Kombat character.
Jackson doing the vegeta voice was hysterical
What a performance! This truly moved me.
Please read more of these! The docoy trolling so blantantly and the ped just taking all the loosely vailed insults is amazing
We need more of this tbh
I loved it!! Please do another soon! I love the usual content of course, but this was just laughs the entire way through lol
I haven't laughed out loud at something on my phone quite like this. Can't wait for more.
its honestly Insane to me that Kaya knows Doug Stanhope. One of the last truly great dark comedians. I don't think I've ever heard anyone outside my friends group mention him.
Trying my hardest to keep a straight face while at work.
this was absolutely hilarious. im begging on my hands and knees to do more episodes like this
Love this format! Multiple short logs was a good idea💡 ❤❤❤
I HAVENT Laughed that hard in a minute..😂😂
21:55 Holy hella, this guy is roleplaying as a character from Tom Green's magnus opus "Freddie Got Fingered."
I unironically like every podcast you guys make I only watch these three podcasts and I don't regret it lol
That was great! I haven't laughed that hard in a while
I was hoping for more tcap but honestly this was pretty good too. As long as you two keep making fun of criminally stupid Neanderthals ill keep watching.
"I put on my robe and wizzard hat."
Great Episode! Please make more of these!
I tried to get into the normal reads, but it's too soul degrading listening to these lowlifes.
But this, on the other hand, is hilarious! I love this, more of this please!
If this was on Charlie's channel it would be at 3mill views 250k likes 💯 funniest shit I've heard for an hour straight
Am i the only one who absolutely love the intro music?
that intro is way too good for this show
Was this the ep that they mentioned in ToP, saying it was "one of the favorites by the patreon members so far"?
I laughed so fucking hard at this please do more of these.
Everyone's voice is perfection in here lmao
this is gold lmao, loved this episode
I love this format!!!
Liked the other stuff more, since this is one more like a "clipshow" if you like. Still very enjoyable. Just rotate the format. There is only so much of the chris hanson stuff you can do before you run out of material anyways.
Amazing format with alot of wiggle room for experimentation as long as the recipe stays close enough to the original.
This was the best one so far
PLEASE yes I would love more of these logs!
keep this up, best ep yet imo
this funny as hell😂
This podcast can only be listend to while wearing headphones, i tried listening in the car and ended up with a cop behind me
Holy shit this had me crying. its so good
Best episode so far, need more stuff like this😂
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, please do more of this
i look forward to podaphiles more then the official podcast now lol