Same. It was as fruitless as trying to get a group of first graders to listen on Valentine's Day or Halloween or Groundhogs day or the entire months of...all year...
And then you realize you're not actually qualified to do anything else 😂 It's sad, really...must have a master's in NY and you can pretty much do nothing else.
@@ashleyjustice3008 Unfortunately, I have a doctorate in the field and I'm pretty much stuck in the field, but at the college level right now. The only way i can see branching out is freelance writing.
And then of course, there's that parent who shows up to your classroom unexpectedly at any hour of the day and demands that you tell them how their child is doing and why their child doesn't have straight A's just for being them. And those students who need extra help and/or just want to spend their lunch break inside your classroom with you rather than eating and playing outside with their peers.
for me, I was the kid who would spend lunch time in the classroom because I was sick of the unpredictability and noisiness of lunch time. We get about 20 minutes to eat lunch, which is just enough time to chew and swallow a 5-course meal (large salad, applesauce with dried cranberries, cup of milk, fresh or thawed fruit, and a protein item such as a cheeseburger) while mostly everyone else throws everything away except for the protein and then tries to conduct an entire club meeting in the remaining time. I'd rather just skip lunchtime clubs and eat calmly in the classroom that, unlike the bathrooms, has an unoccupied sink with clean water where I can calmly brush my teeth and wash my hands (with soap that hasn't run out) before and after eating. Also, the school cafeteria lunch line is absurdly long and takes ~15 minutes to get through,... it strongly disrupts lunchtime clubs as students only get to the meeting location 18 minutes after it started and is already almost finished.
I laugh because all of these videos are so true. Except that 9am part. Chaos is well underway by then. I don’t know of a single teacher that doesn’t have a side hustle of some sort because “48 hours after payday” we need payday to hurry up and get here. I also day dream about my job options and know full well that book will never get written. I came into teaching later in life and have worked other jobs. So, I must admit I would rather have the chaos and the literal never knowing what’s going to happen next than to work in a job where I do the same thing all day every day for all of eternity although the person doing the hiring said it was exciting and never dull. Teachers know what never dull really is because that dang pencil sharpener is going to start up right about the time the lesson (that requires no pencil) starts!
I love when there is a fire drill and there is chaos. not because the students think there is a fire. but because they all just slowly leave school as if it's the end of class, but at half the speed.
This is 10000% accurate! I can't remember how many times I would drive to school and completely zone out thinking about other things I could do. (1) real estate agent (2) Manager at Guitar Center (3) interior designer (4) prison barber huh lost track...
This is highly unrealistic I would have killed for a 9am-2pm school day when I was a teacher. There should be at least another hour of crying from 1:15 onwards
Pssshhhhh.... I am in at 6:00 to get the bus ready, back to the school with kids at about 7:55, and I start teaching math at 8:00. At 2:30 I am getting ready to drive kids to their stops, and arrive back at the school at about 4:00. Then I do as much administrative stuff as I can stand (unless it's a staff meeting day) before going to pick up my youngest and going home to watch Cleo and Coquin until I want to scream... but it could be worse.
Whoa! You get to sleep in and school doesn’t start until 9:00?!? You get out by 2:30?!? Man your job is easy. LOL! I have to be at school by 7:30, morning duty starts at 7:35, school starts at 8:05, and school ends at 3:50 but we’re supposed to stay til 4:00. However, I usually stay until 5:30 because...lesson plans and grading.
LOL! I’m an EA (Educational Assistant/Para Educator)and I find I’m prepping, cleaning, copying...etc. most days 2 hours or more AFTER the end of the day. Why? Because we’re pulled every which way during the day, often times to sub for other teachers, sometimes for days...but no one does our work for us...Admin knows about it. They don’t offer solutions. They just kind of say “Thanks, we’re doing it for the kids, you know...” But I’m not complaining, if it bothered me that much, I’d be gone by now. 18 years and still going. They keep me young!
Try being a lawyer. Start day at 5:30 am. Work your face off till 10 pm. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. For the first 10 years of your practice. Send bills to clients. Wait for the money. And wait. And wait. At least you guys get paid.
I respect what lawyers do. I truly do. However, the average lawyer makes over 10 times more an hour than a teacher. And many lawyers require a retainer before they take on a client to ensure they get paid.
@@shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405 😂 are you REALLY trying to say that TEACHERS get paid more than LAWYERS?! What crack are you smoking? It must be something really good in order to be that stupid.
1. Your videos are great. Even from a UK teacher perspective. 2. Your ‘day in the life of a teacher’ schedule sounds like a dream. Not sure it’s so nice over here lol 3. If you have time to write and make these videos, you’ve got a good workload balance as a teacher. Very lucky. Superb work, keep it up!
Wow, Jim, that's great! Your district must have their stuff together! I'm happy to hear of a fellow teacher that still feels this way. Hope the rest of your school year is amazing!
I have watched this specific video SO..many..times. I’ve shared it with everyone I know, teachers and non teachers. I’m taking it incredibly personally that they’ve not all messaged back paragraphs of crying laugh emojis. Seriously this was some solid gold comedy and talk about accurate. CONTINUE TO HOLD THE GRUDGE!
Same!! I graduated in December and started in January as an emergency hire. I love it, but coming in mid year has been very hectic. I wasn’t apart of the informational meetings at the beginning, and I really don’t know much about the school/district policies. I text the other newbie teacher constantly with questions. I was literally writing a student up and had to text her to ask how 😂 Right now the focus is on keeping my head above water. I learn so much everyday though, and each day gets a little easier.
Who tf gets to start school at 9am? I don't know anyone whose classes start after 8- mine start at 7:40 and we're required to be at the school well in advance.
8:47 for the middle school I’m at. High school is first at 7:15, and then elementary (not quite sure when they start). I’m glad I don’t have to get up early and rush, but school doesn’t end until 3:40.
9a for elementary around here. There is a reason as a new teacher only subbing this semester since I start grad school in the fall I went for building sub at an elementary vs the high school. I’m just terrified to end up in the kindergarten classrooms trying to keep 20 odd five year-olds masked up and not trading them. 😂 Also no lunch duty just before and after kids leave in the snow so 🤷🏽♀️
Meanwhile at the Fire Station, " Hey Lt. what's on the schedule today. How about we pull a unannounced fire drill at the school. I love to watch Mr. Siebold loose his mind in front of 3rd graders." 🤣
I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry because I am first year teacher of high schoolers... I guess I’ll do both. 😂😭 I’m spending my Saturday making lesson plans for next week because who has time to do that during the school week??! Seriously?! Anyone?! I would love to get my weekends back one day. Lol
It does get easier, with a good school and some experience. I’ve taught for 9 years and this is the first year I really have my evenings and weekends back.
As a student, I had a teacher completely succumb to the wish of throwing computers in class. He quite literally threw his laptop into the recycling bin, played golf with ungraded crumpled up pieces of paper, and so much more. But that was intentionally to keep students attention. My friends tell me that he is not handling online teaching well and now acts much harsher towards most students.
You’re hilarious and I love your videos, but what magical school is this that runs from 9am to 2:30? We have to be at school and working by 7:15 and students don’t leave until 3:30. Everything else was spot on though. Keep up the great work!
Yes because in reality, it's worse than this because it is never ending, day in and day out, year after year. I just retired from this horrible job. People do not know what they are getting into. Teaching is not what you think it is going to be. It was one of my life's biggest regrets and it almost killed me, due to the stress.
I left after 10 years. This guy was lucky he only had 1 IEP meeting. I was a SpEd teacher, I had 45 kids on my caseload. I pissed off a *lot* of teachers. And they let me know it. Those dickheads are also why I left.
So after those 10 days, these invisible viruses in the air dosn´t exist and you are required to go to work and spread them around, if you want to get paid?
Omg this could have been today But after 15 years in middle School I already knew by 8:10 that is was going to be that kind of day 🤣🤣 Thanks for the laugh
You forgot the part where a group of students fill out a petition to get you fired because you seem chronically depressed. And, yes, I do wish I was making that up.
This is funny and so sad. I only taught for about 6 months and realized I was probably going to have a heart attack it was so frustrating. God Bless All Teachers!!!
Honestly- as a teacher I wouldn’t even give papers or homework or tests. My “tests” would be us playing jeopardy, easier on me and easier on them. They learn I stay calm and we all have Candy.
I watched this with my husband. I’m the teacher, he’s the spouse who I have lately been annoyed with his bad breath. He bust out laughing at the annoyed by your spouses breathing part and said he “has never heard truer words”.
Lol my hubs was watching it with me too! He never knows which mood of mine he’s going to get this year. Dear man..teacher spouses have to go with the flow as much as we do. The stress and trauma really does trickle down.
Devin you are hilarious. You've got the teacher life down! Except one thing. Where do we find the benadryl blow darts? Is that something we can call the office for or is it one of those things you find after school in the open custodian closet with the other chemicals that "should" be safely locked up? Hmmm? Gotta get me some of those blow darts dude!
The lunch duty thing! At my school, lunch duty meant sitting outside the student bathrooms by the cafeteria in a little chair to ensure the students didn't try to smoke in the bathrooms during lunch. So, you got to eat while listening to students use the bathrooms.
He is spot on. I'm a TA but magical I was selected to be the Teacher of special needs students until God knows when. I'm praying they will put in a Teacher in my class soon but I'm not banking on it.
@@TC-eagleseye Glad you're enjoying it! I'm currently loving the healthcare field at the moment. I have put much thought in the teaching profession for a while. But after much thinking I knew it wouldn't be for me. Cheers though!
Same, I leave by 6:40ish am to get to school at 7:30, but students walk in by 7:40. So if I need to get anything done in the morning, it’s either show up earlier or stay late the day before.
Where is this 9am-2pm teacher job😭? I used to work at an extended day charter school. 7:20am-5:30pm. I quit this year. I just had no more energy despite loving my job teaching 6th grade science. I burnt 🥵 out. I really miss my little hormonal, some shy but eager to learn 6 graders.
You sir are a TH-cam TH-cam rabbit hole of comedy, stumbled across the channel in recommend and this is about the 4th or 5th I've watched in quick succession. Actually lost count at this point.
Our day begins at 7:30am and ends at 4:15.. Students arrive at our classroom at 7:38 and we let them in for breakfast in the classroom. First period starts at 8:00am. The students leave at 3:55 and teachers are allowed to leave at 4:15. It is a very, very long day with only one planning period.
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"but you made it!... Even if the crossing guard didn't" dead 😂
Dead indeed
So was the crossing guard 👀😂
Yeah I loved that part
The number of times I googles "what job can I get with a teaching degree>?" during my lunchtime. sad but true.
And...???? lol
Same. It was as fruitless as trying to get a group of first graders to listen on Valentine's Day or Halloween or Groundhogs day or the entire months of...all year...
And then you realize you're not actually qualified to do anything else 😂 It's sad, really...must have a master's in NY and you can pretty much do nothing else.
@@christinegreen3974 Yes, I think one must have a masters degree to be able to branch out and possibly do something else.
@@ashleyjustice3008 Unfortunately, I have a doctorate in the field and I'm pretty much stuck in the field, but at the college level right now. The only way i can see branching out is freelance writing.
Does watching this count as PD????
I logged it inTeachpoint
Yes but not CE for recert
it might be better than a pd
It seems sort of unfair to spill all of these secrets at once. It took me days to find these out! New teachers have it sooo easy! 😆
I liked his class, i got a A for breathing and leaving him alone
I'm going to try and be as nice as I can to teachers for now on, you guys deserve waaay better
I cackled out loud when you said “never forget the attendance!” 😂😂
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This is my 2nd year of teaching and this was scary accurate. It’s easy to get discouraged sometimes.
Benadryl blow darts... how did I not think of this?!
Ikr
Write that down write that down!
And then of course, there's that parent who shows up to your classroom unexpectedly at any hour of the day and demands that you tell them how their child is doing and why their child doesn't have straight A's just for being them. And those students who need extra help and/or just want to spend their lunch break inside your classroom with you rather than eating and playing outside with their peers.
for me, I was the kid who would spend lunch time in the classroom because I was sick of the unpredictability and noisiness of lunch time. We get about 20 minutes to eat lunch, which is just enough time to chew and swallow a 5-course meal (large salad, applesauce with dried cranberries, cup of milk, fresh or thawed fruit, and a protein item such as a cheeseburger) while mostly everyone else throws everything away except for the protein and then tries to conduct an entire club meeting in the remaining time. I'd rather just skip lunchtime clubs and eat calmly in the classroom that, unlike the bathrooms, has an unoccupied sink with clean water where I can calmly brush my teeth and wash my hands (with soap that hasn't run out) before and after eating. Also, the school cafeteria lunch line is absurdly long and takes ~15 minutes to get through,... it strongly disrupts lunchtime clubs as students only get to the meeting location 18 minutes after it started and is already almost finished.
The best thing about Covid measures at school…. No parents on campus. They must email instead of show up.
I laugh because all of these videos are so true. Except that 9am part. Chaos is well underway by then. I don’t know of a single teacher that doesn’t have a side hustle of some sort because “48 hours after payday” we need payday to hurry up and get here. I also day dream about my job options and know full well that book will never get written. I came into teaching later in life and have worked other jobs. So, I must admit I would rather have the chaos and the literal never knowing what’s going to happen next than to work in a job where I do the same thing all day every day for all of eternity although the person doing the hiring said it was exciting and never dull. Teachers know what never dull really is because that dang pencil sharpener is going to start up right about the time the lesson (that requires no pencil) starts!
Hahahahah get so sick of that
This reminded me of the time a kid in my class sharpened like 20 pencils in a row using the classroom’s sharpener while the teacher was teaching
I love when there is a fire drill and there is chaos. not because the students think there is a fire. but because they all just slowly leave school as if it's the end of class, but at half the speed.
This is 10000% accurate! I can't remember how many times I would drive to school and completely zone out thinking about other things I could do. (1) real estate agent (2) Manager at Guitar Center (3) interior designer (4) prison barber huh lost track...
I dream of becoming a public librarian or tech support or software engineer or fire fighter
This is highly unrealistic I would have killed for a 9am-2pm school day when I was a teacher. There should be at least another hour of crying from 1:15 onwards
ikr. I have to be there by 7:20 am.
I was thinking the same thing. Laying in bed at 7am? on a school day? I have to leave my house by 6:40 to get there on time.
Same. My school day starts at 7:35 but I get there by 7 at the latest. Usually, I'm there by 6:40.
Pssshhhhh.... I am in at 6:00 to get the bus ready, back to the school with kids at about 7:55, and I start teaching math at 8:00. At 2:30 I am getting ready to drive kids to their stops, and arrive back at the school at about 4:00. Then I do as much administrative stuff as I can stand (unless it's a staff meeting day) before going to pick up my youngest and going home to watch Cleo and Coquin until I want to scream... but it could be worse.
Class starts at 7:35. Kids are in the room at 7:15. Contract says be there by 7:10.
Whoa! You get to sleep in and school doesn’t start until 9:00?!? You get out by 2:30?!? Man your job is easy. LOL! I have to be at school by 7:30, morning duty starts at 7:35, school starts at 8:05, and school ends at 3:50 but we’re supposed to stay til 4:00. However, I usually stay until 5:30 because...lesson plans and grading.
Right? I work 7:15-4:00 with lunch at 2:30. Some got it good.
LOL! I’m an EA (Educational Assistant/Para Educator)and I find I’m prepping, cleaning, copying...etc. most days 2 hours or more AFTER the end of the day. Why? Because we’re pulled every which way during the day, often times to sub for other teachers, sometimes for days...but no one does our work for us...Admin knows about it. They don’t offer solutions. They just kind of say “Thanks, we’re doing it for the kids, you know...” But I’m not complaining, if it bothered me that much, I’d be gone by now. 18 years and still going. They keep me young!
Try being a lawyer. Start day at 5:30 am.
Work your face off till 10 pm.
Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
For the first 10 years of your practice.
Send bills to clients.
Wait for the money.
And wait.
And wait.
At least you guys get paid.
I respect what lawyers do. I truly do. However, the average lawyer makes over 10 times more an hour than a teacher. And many lawyers require a retainer before they take on a client to ensure they get paid.
@@shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405 😂 are you REALLY trying to say that TEACHERS get paid more than LAWYERS?! What crack are you smoking? It must be something really good in order to be that stupid.
Hilarious! Bonus points for mentioning Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Brother: "Why don't you become a history teacher?You love history! :)"
Me: This guy entire youtube videos.
1. Your videos are great. Even from a UK teacher perspective.
2. Your ‘day in the life of a teacher’ schedule sounds like a dream. Not sure it’s so nice over here lol
3. If you have time to write and make these videos, you’ve got a good workload balance as a teacher. Very lucky.
Superb work, keep it up!
Yep, taught in the UK, it was horrendous. I'm Irish 🥴
I’ll bet you are one amazing teacher despite all of the insanity and lack of support you deal with on a daily basis.
I've been teaching for 15 years, and I still look forward to going to work. But this is still funny.
Wow, Jim, that's great! Your district must have their stuff together! I'm happy to hear of a fellow teacher that still feels this way. Hope the rest of your school year is amazing!
What’s your secret, it’s people like you to give me hope??
I have watched this specific video SO..many..times. I’ve shared it with everyone I know, teachers and non teachers. I’m taking it incredibly personally that they’ve not all messaged back paragraphs of crying laugh emojis. Seriously this was some solid gold comedy and talk about accurate. CONTINUE TO HOLD THE GRUDGE!
Fantasize about a different job... Is actually spot on.... I dream about being a public librarian.
"Half your class s gone, new kids have shown up that you've never seen before". Literally every time I turn around
I just started as a teacher two weeks ago and this was very helpful.
Same!! I graduated in December and started in January as an emergency hire. I love it, but coming in mid year has been very hectic. I wasn’t apart of the informational meetings at the beginning, and I really don’t know much about the school/district policies. I text the other newbie teacher constantly with questions. I was literally writing a student up and had to text her to ask how 😂 Right now the focus is on keeping my head above water. I learn so much everyday though, and each day gets a little easier.
I’m an emergency hire as well and I am not even credentialed! I have my bachelors in education. Wow!
Who tf gets to start school at 9am? I don't know anyone whose classes start after 8- mine start at 7:40 and we're required to be at the school well in advance.
8:47 for the middle school I’m at. High school is first at 7:15, and then elementary (not quite sure when they start). I’m glad I don’t have to get up early and rush, but school doesn’t end until 3:40.
9a for elementary around here. There is a reason as a new teacher only subbing this semester since I start grad school in the fall I went for building sub at an elementary vs the high school. I’m just terrified to end up in the kindergarten classrooms trying to keep 20 odd five year-olds masked up and not trading them. 😂 Also no lunch duty just before and after kids leave in the snow so 🤷🏽♀️
My school starts at 8:15
U classes start late mine start at 6
@@propopopa6869 That should be illegal. Why are they making children wake up that early? Who is supposed to benefit from this?
So true about taking attendance, me every day. 🤦🏻♀️
Meanwhile at the Fire Station, " Hey Lt. what's on the schedule today. How about we pull a unannounced fire drill at the school. I love to watch Mr. Siebold loose his mind in front of 3rd graders." 🤣
Benadryl blow darts!!! 😂 Where can I get ‘em??? All of is Kindergarten teachers would appreciate the info!!!
As someone who lives in michigan I would not mind the Canadians taking use over. 😂
I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry because I am first year teacher of high schoolers... I guess I’ll do both. 😂😭
I’m spending my Saturday making lesson plans for next week because who has time to do that during the school week??! Seriously?! Anyone?! I would love to get my weekends back one day. Lol
It does get easier, with a good school and some experience. I’ve taught for 9 years and this is the first year I really have my evenings and weekends back.
High school and middle school is much easier than elementary. I’ve done all three levels.
@@inthevault9603 very true... I am in elementary and it's my second year but it's still a nightmare for me especially with the zoom classes
God bless you and good luck!
A recent retiree ( 34 years)
HS and MS 😝
I love the ring light in your eyes it really brings out the intended crazy.
oh my god this one is classic! This is so great! I love this!! I feel these thoughts daily!! THis is so great!!! You are a born actor!
"Half-sleeve of stale Ritz Crackers," had me rollin'. The truth does that to me.
As a student, I had a teacher completely succumb to the wish of throwing computers in class. He quite literally threw his laptop into the recycling bin, played golf with ungraded crumpled up pieces of paper, and so much more. But that was intentionally to keep students attention. My friends tell me that he is not handling online teaching well and now acts much harsher towards most students.
I'm not even a teacher, but am really enjoying your videos. Subscribed
You’re hilarious and I love your videos, but what magical school is this that runs from 9am to 2:30? We have to be at school and working by 7:15 and students don’t leave until 3:30. Everything else was spot on though. Keep up the great work!
Yes because in reality, it's worse than this because it is never ending, day in and day out, year after year. I just retired from this horrible job. People do not know what they are getting into. Teaching is not what you think it is going to be. It was one of my life's biggest regrets and it almost killed me, due to the stress.
I quit after about a year. Why didn't you leave sooner? I am just curious as to what holds people bound?
I left after 10 years. This guy was lucky he only had 1 IEP meeting. I was a SpEd teacher, I had 45 kids on my caseload. I pissed off a *lot* of teachers. And they let me know it. Those dickheads are also why I left.
its funny cuz this is also what its like to be a public school student. teachers and students held hostage together creates a great deal of comradery!
"Out of sick days"? What bizzare concept is this? Is that really a thing in the US?
In my district we get 10 paid days to take as we wish. Sick, personal time, whatever. After that any time we miss is unpaid.
Yep. We have "inspiring stories" of people donating sick days to coworkers with cancer. What a time to be alive.
So after those 10 days, these invisible viruses in the air dosn´t exist and you are required to go to work and spread them around, if you want to get paid?
@@rachelmcdonough1506 Unreal. Just wow...
@@niklashansen3537 Unfortunately yes.
Man, I'm not a teacher, but these are hilarious! I totally binge watched several of these!
"The possibilities are endless! (and frivolous)" XD
Our 5th graders legitimately started a basketball betting ring once. Advanced. So proud!
"stress eating the ungraded papers" I knew I turned in that geography paper!
I discovered you yesterday while I was on the bike at the gym, and I was laughing out loud! So relatable! You're a hilarious genius.
Love the Benadryl blow darts lol
Ahh exactly why I quit teaching after my first year. Best decision of 2020
Omg this could have been today
But after 15 years in middle School
I already knew by 8:10 that is was going to be that kind of day 🤣🤣 Thanks for the laugh
"You made it, even if the crossing guard didn't"
You forgot the part where a group of students fill out a petition to get you fired because you seem chronically depressed. And, yes, I do wish I was making that up.
This is funny and so sad. I only taught for about 6 months and realized I was probably going to have a heart attack it was so frustrating. God Bless All Teachers!!!
Honestly- as a teacher I wouldn’t even give papers or homework or tests. My “tests” would be us playing jeopardy, easier on me and easier on them. They learn I stay calm and we all have Candy.
Gambling with dice.
Ahhhh. Reminds me of my high school government class.
You know what's worse? Zero Hour Classes at 7 am?!!!
...It's a Dell from 2007 you may put your back out ! Hilarious! Thank you once again!
We have 3 carts of those. They take 25 minutes to log on and then class is over!
Nailed the morning. Add it feeling nauseated and perfect.
I watched this with my husband. I’m the teacher, he’s the spouse who I have lately been annoyed with his bad breath. He bust out laughing at the annoyed by your spouses breathing part and said he “has never heard truer words”.
Lol my hubs was watching it with me too! He never knows which mood of mine he’s going to get this year. Dear man..teacher spouses have to go with the flow as much as we do. The stress and trauma really does trickle down.
the half sleeve of stale ritz crackers hit me where I live. from a healthcare worker who enjoys your humor
Devin you are hilarious. You've got the teacher life down! Except one thing. Where do we find the benadryl blow darts? Is that something we can call the office for or is it one of those things you find after school in the open custodian closet with the other chemicals that "should" be safely locked up? Hmmm? Gotta get me some of those blow darts dude!
I got both trauma visions of my first days as a supply teacher and therapy out of this LOL
I would have given my left arm for school to start at 9. My first class started at 7:40
The lunch duty thing! At my school, lunch duty meant sitting outside the student bathrooms by the cafeteria in a little chair to ensure the students didn't try to smoke in the bathrooms during lunch. So, you got to eat while listening to students use the bathrooms.
He is spot on. I'm a TA but magical I was selected to be the Teacher of special needs students until God knows when. I'm praying they will put in a Teacher in my class soon but I'm not banking on it.
How is that legal?
Benadryl blow darts 😂🤣
You are really funny. You always mention some unfortunate accident. lol
I thought about being a High School teacher for a while.... I dodged the bullet, and I’m very thankful that I did.
@@TC-eagleseye Glad you're enjoying it! I'm currently loving the healthcare field at the moment. I have put much thought in the teaching profession for a while. But after much thinking I knew it wouldn't be for me. Cheers though!
Brilliant. Truth!!
Love your videos
The gambling bit was a thing in middle school and some days our math teacher would join us XD
The way this sounds more stressful than my longer teaching days over here.
Arrive home and despise your spouse for getting to breathe.... Wow that one hits hard in my heart.... Seriously
I’m in the building at 7am!
Reality...
That opening line cut so deep...I am a first year teacher in Idaho
Accepting my fate never got easier. After 6 years , I decided to become a school psychologist instead and enjoy my hot lunch!
Accepting the fate 🤣
Asombroso como la realidad de un maestro puede ser idéntica en EEUU y Uruguay
never had that short of a teaching day.
TESTIFY
So, Benadryl blow darts. Where can I get them or how do I make them? Asking for a friend.
You gotta Iove when they split students. 🙄😂
9 am... I have to be IN MY CLASSROOM by 7:30!
And NO planning period.
This is why there is no work-life balance for teachers.
SAME!
Same, I leave by 6:40ish am to get to school at 7:30, but students walk in by 7:40. So if I need to get anything done in the morning, it’s either show up earlier or stay late the day before.
"Dell from 2007" Accurate and frustrating as hell
Oh, it never gets easier.
Damn, I start my first year of teaching next week! 😂😂😂😫😫😫
So true!
I could not stop laughing!!
He was right about everything 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤣
Stress eating the ungraded papers does provide fiber to one’s diet. 😂
Where is this 9am-2pm teacher job😭? I used to work at an extended day charter school. 7:20am-5:30pm. I quit this year. I just had no more energy despite loving my job teaching 6th grade science. I burnt 🥵 out. I really miss my little hormonal, some shy but eager to learn 6 graders.
Benadryl Blowdarts would be amazing!
You sir are a TH-cam TH-cam rabbit hole of comedy, stumbled across the channel in recommend and this is about the 4th or 5th I've watched in quick succession. Actually lost count at this point.
Home at 3:00? Ha! Right!
Our day begins at 7:30am and ends at 4:15.. Students arrive at our classroom at 7:38 and we let them in for breakfast in the classroom. First period starts at 8:00am. The students leave at 3:55 and teachers are allowed to leave at 4:15. It is a very, very long day with only one planning period.
You remind me SO much of Will Forte!
Soooooo true!!!!
just... YOU"RE HILARIOUS!
And to think that 40yrs ago I wanted to be a teacher! Thank heavens I went for Secretary instead. 🤯
I'm not a teacher and spent most of school selling weed even to my teachers but I love your videos
You sir are the reason there aren't enough teachers for each school.