*The Kingdom of Lambakana STRIKES BACK! It's time to become... CHAKRAVARTI! RULER OF INDIA!* The insane Island Adventure continues, as we BOOST our gold to a ridiculous 100 per month, all while we CONQUER all of India! VERY COOL! Will the Lambakana Boys be able to achieve their dream and become the MOST POWERFUL IN THE WORLD? Only one way to find out! :D
I actually migrated to Sri Lanka as Haestein’s family, after founding several kingdoms in Africa. But I did not expend much just conquered Sri Lanka, Maldives and Socotra, because I want to carry my safe over to EU 4 and play as a Norse Pirate Republic in the Indian Ocean. That should be fun.
The Lambakanna kingdom is shaping up to be a challenger for the Koifish special. Then again, we all know they will always remain the runner up at best. Nobody is beating the *Jarl.* Who is actually just a count.
I hope Paradox, in a future update, make babies not be able to speak any language except "baby." And then their first language comes around their second birthday and depends on which parent spent more time with them or their guardian. So you can have a German dad, a French mom, but your tutor is Turkish so you have a good chance your first words are Turkish XD. And then lunatics have a chance at learning the baby language and can communicate with babies.
While I wish this wouldnt descend into yet another war of expansion series. Please consider searching for an Aspiring Blademaster. Recruit them. Make their Primary Skill "Blademaster" and their Secondary Skill "Besiegeer". (You can do this because you unlocked the Mangonels Tech) Then make as many of this Knight Accolade as possible. Except your final Knight Accolade make them a Blademaster who has the Strategist Perk. This Knight Accolade you make a Blademaster + Tactician. They will lead all your armies. The best hing about this strategy is the Besiegeer Knight Accolades STACK their benefits. Enjoy ending seiges in under 2 months as opposed to 2 years. 🤙🏿🍻
I got a mod that removes the limit for kids you can have per character and my king of England ended up having like 40 kids, so when king died and I was playing as his son my siblings started dying of old age and it set off a nearly impossible chain of stress deaths. Only like 5 siblings remained at the end of the stress chain!
I did something similar to this as the Ghurid Dynasty in 867 with the new DLC. I did a Mega Campaign as the Ghurid dynasty with goals of conquering all of Arabia, Persia and India. There's so many major decisions to make.
FYI religious exemption literally doesn't matter at all when offering vassalage. You can immediately get rid of it in exchange for allowing declarations of war, which is actually beneficial to you!
I don't even know ho to play this game. But I am watching the second episode! Mostly because the magnificent man on the thumbnail looks like yours and Simo's son
Koifish I figured out a way for you to overcome your koifish addiction! Play elder kings as an argonian and conquer all of morrowind! Edit: haestinn addiction the koifish addiction is my problem
Dear Koifish, if you read this comment (probably not, cos the video is 7 days old), please do Haesteinn video, where he cosplays Napoleon, takes over France and subjugates the whole Europe. Would be rather cool, because of the new film about him (Napoleon)😊
So I've actually done this, but I broke the game rather than play to the culture...I reformed our faith with me as head, and communion. I proceeded to convert everyone around me, and because their culture encouraged sins we banned I got a whole lotta money from my nobles. Add in megalith constructs, and the capital can easily break through the development "cap" ahead of time. I did install the no-minimum year for tech advancing though, because we had capped out tech ahead of the date and had nothing to do.
Mudigonda holding also has a gemstone mine which gives loads of gold, the same as the one in Lanka. Could also make it one of the Royal holdings, quite advantageous to do so. The Brihadeeshawara Temple in Thanjavur also gives +1 stewardship per piety level. The Nalanda university of Magadha holding also gives +1 stewardship per fame level. So, in all playing in India is the ultimate stewardship heaven. Especially for me, I had also obtained the Turquoise throne, and made my character go upto 83 stewardship, without mods, in one of my games. Just pure vanilla in game mechanics. A year ago. It was fun.
I unified india as the leader of oriya in 762. I conquered most of india territory within 60 years because they have a massive onager army. Id recvommend that start too as its a tribal government so you dont have to manage as much and can freely expand your territory
I can just imagine the war room when this decrepit, genius lunatic walks in after calling for all of his warlords to assemble. "My lord, what do you want of us?" One of them asks tentatively, unsure of his lieges mercurial mood. The lord had previously incarcerated his own equally lunatic son for three years, merely for 'speaking to the spirits in the walls'. It might be that they would make war on the sea, or be ordered to put chains on the clouds. The king, visibly anxious, wearing no clothes, his hair disheveled as he allowed no one to style it after he woke up from a mad dream, answers in a distracted tone, staring at the elaborate, detailed map almost in a trance. "We steal it..." Is what he says, and visible confusion lashes out across the faces of the gathered warlords. No one dares contradict what the king has said, nor question it. How could anyone defy the words of a holy man? "My lord... steal what?" Another, more bold warlord dares to ask of the Prophet, the Dreaming King, The Mad Oracle of Lambakana. And then the eyes of the king, suddenly clear and focused, filled with the madness of zeal, were lifted up from the great map carved into the massive table, and landed upon them. His demeanor changed, he stood more erect, his back straight. Though he wore no raiment, he stood with the countenance of a king, and they were all suddenly awed at the presence of He, whom was most holy. Like children standing before a sunlit temple, for the first time. "We steal it. India. All of it." A hushed, fearful silence descends upon the room, like a blanket of mist falling over the mountains. Is this a prophecy? A command? The ramblings of a madman? None was sure. But the terrible, gleaming conviction that flickered in the often dull and unfocused eyes of their king, held them pinned to the spot, like men turned into statues. None dared to breathe in the presence of the Oracle making his divine proclamation. "That is my decree. It begins. The Chakravartin shall rise... and we are His heralds... And all of India must kneel before His feet. And here is how we shall make it so..." Thus it was written, in many hastily written manuscripts, journals and official documents. The day in which the Mad King of Lambakana began the consolidation of the continent. The day that the world was forever changed...
I became Chakravarti myself ingame, just some weeks ago. I'm very proud of it. The county with the Brihadeeswarar Temple was my capitol. Pretty strong and good position for defensive fighting, too. Edit: I needed many days to form that empire. And you just do it like that :y okay granted, I didn't start on Sri Lanka. But damn bruh.
Hey Koifish, Here's a fun challenge I tried a while ago on base game. Custom Character, Ironman mode, Culture: Roman, Religion: Hellenism Rules were that you could only start as Count of Laconia and you can only change your vassal contract when you are a King. It was a tough challenge as my leige(Duke) would constantly try and revoke my title and declare war on me as I would refuse. It's was a fun challenge and I am still playing it and I felt like you should try it as well. P.S: be ready, for the amount of war declared on you would be insane. Have fun and love you content as always!
*The Kingdom of Lambakana STRIKES BACK! It's time to become... CHAKRAVARTI! RULER OF INDIA!*
The insane Island Adventure continues, as we BOOST our gold to a ridiculous 100 per month, all while we CONQUER all of India! VERY COOL!
Will the Lambakana Boys be able to achieve their dream and become the MOST POWERFUL IN THE WORLD? Only one way to find out! :D
What if you played as pagan and tried to annex hææsteinn before he dies
Have the Viking guy you play all the time kill Sauron and make the Viking the new dark lord in the realms in exile mod lord of the rings ck3
That’s cool, now unify India as Haestein
Don’t feed the addiction!
what’s that
i’m 4 btw
More haestein :0
@@cmtg461 best ck3 character
Koifish roleplayed like a true indian king.
He just threw money on every problem he came across.
We aren't Indian man😭😭😭
we do be czech@@haroonmoulana988
@@haroonmoulana988India lite
I thought they threw poop 😂
@@haroonmoulana988
Closed enough 😂
I actually migrated to Sri Lanka as Haestein’s family, after founding several kingdoms in Africa. But I did not expend much just conquered Sri Lanka, Maldives and Socotra, because I want to carry my safe over to EU 4 and play as a Norse Pirate Republic in the Indian Ocean. That should be fun.
the random half-sister you picked to marry the knight was actually the correct one, koifish you absolute genius even without trying
The Lambakanna kingdom is shaping up to be a challenger for the Koifish special.
Then again, we all know they will always remain the runner up at best. Nobody is beating the *Jarl.*
Who is actually just a count.
He needs to make Haesteinn Lanka, is what I'm hearing
@@markcroft5621 I'm 90% confident that he already did...
I hope Paradox, in a future update, make babies not be able to speak any language except "baby." And then their first language comes around their second birthday and depends on which parent spent more time with them or their guardian. So you can have a German dad, a French mom, but your tutor is Turkish so you have a good chance your first words are Turkish XD.
And then lunatics have a chance at learning the baby language and can communicate with babies.
"Dude,why you killed that child?"
"He called me an ugly name!"
Yesss I was hoping you'd follow up with a second part after growing the island
The Chad randomly among 10 sisters chose exactly the right one at 1:50. What a legend.
This is glorious and such a fun series to watch good job man
While I wish this wouldnt descend into yet another war of expansion series.
Please consider searching for an Aspiring Blademaster. Recruit them. Make their Primary Skill "Blademaster" and their Secondary Skill "Besiegeer". (You can do this because you unlocked the Mangonels Tech)
Then make as many of this Knight Accolade as possible. Except your final Knight Accolade make them a Blademaster who has the Strategist Perk. This Knight Accolade you make a Blademaster + Tactician. They will lead all your armies.
The best hing about this strategy is the Besiegeer Knight Accolades STACK their benefits. Enjoy ending seiges in under 2 months as opposed to 2 years. 🤙🏿🍻
I got a mod that removes the limit for kids you can have per character and my king of England ended up having like 40 kids, so when king died and I was playing as his son my siblings started dying of old age and it set off a nearly impossible chain of stress deaths. Only like 5 siblings remained at the end of the stress chain!
12:51 "call this guy amazon cause he delivers" aaaaand i'm waking people with my laughter😂
I did something similar to this as the Ghurid Dynasty in 867 with the new DLC. I did a Mega Campaign as the Ghurid dynasty with goals of conquering all of Arabia, Persia and India. There's so many major decisions to make.
I’m doing that right now, became the Persian Emperor and I’m just too powerful now. Rise of the Ghurids.
I thought it would be Rashtrakuta, pratihara, pala, gujjar, cholas, chera or someone
But I could never thought that it would shri lanka
0:30 Who Is gonna tell him that at the time Sri Lanka was still a peninsula? 😂
Man if this is the reality that Sri Lankans wish for, unfortunately, it's only a dream.
Wheeeeee the Lambakana adventure continue! in between your Haestinn addiction relapses,here's hoping for part three
FYI religious exemption literally doesn't matter at all when offering vassalage. You can immediately get rid of it in exchange for allowing declarations of war, which is actually beneficial to you!
Lol the royal forest part was funny
Yuuuup
🙌 🔫 Here's your like please dont shoot!!! 0:55
Koifish with gun made me like the video. I really enjoy this a series. Also recreated it in my own playthrough. Those cultural furnaces are no joke.
Whoa Koifish no need to pull a gun on us
We need a megacampaign of Haesteinn! CK3 Koifish, EU4 Laith, Victotia 3 Koifish, Hoi4 Laith!
Always love your videos! Always a great day when you drop a new one to enjoy!
Okay, it's decided! I will play India tomorrow. 🤩
the warband music in the background warms the soul
Do the next video of this one, Koifish.
But I wanted you max all of developments.
When I see a map now, all I can think of is “I wonder when Haestin will conquer that”
Sverige för alla tid
☝️🤓 AkShUaLy Sri Lanka didn't become an island until 1480. It is still a peninsula in CK3
I don't even know ho to play this game. But I am watching the second episode!
Mostly because the magnificent man on the thumbnail looks like yours and Simo's son
Koifish I figured out a way for you to overcome your koifish addiction! Play elder kings as an argonian and conquer all of morrowind! Edit: haestinn addiction the koifish addiction is my problem
I loved this series. Always enjoy more CK3
have you posted the next vid for this? cannot find it
Dear Koifish, if you read this comment (probably not, cos the video is 7 days old), please do Haesteinn video, where he cosplays Napoleon, takes over France and subjugates the whole Europe. Would be rather cool, because of the new film about him (Napoleon)😊
The follow up we all needed is here!!!
A fish with a gun forced me to write this comment
Also love your content
I'd love to see a game where you play as a vassal to the pope and grow him throughout all of Europe
Definitely didnt chuckle when he zoomed in and it said Blighttown ontop of Lambakannas name at the start of the video
Please don't shoot me Mr. Fish ...
Make the mongol empire as haestein
Or the Roman Viking empire or the Viking Mongolian empire
try becoming the chakravati and saoyshant in one life
also another fact: Hel the Goddess of death is Loki's Daughter.
Thank you for a great video Koifish
Can't wait for the next Haestienn Saga!!!
Lama Kakuka, what an absolute chad!!!
Great video as always
Fun fact: if we look at Norse Mythology Family Tree, we could come to conclusion that Loki would be first cousin once removed of Odin.
Roman and creek have primogeniture unlocked already I believe
I need at least 6 parts of this playthrough!
I feel like someone else should be Chakravarti, but I can't quite put my finger on who...
I am posting my unconditional love of this video, and totally not because a mildly belligerent koi fish threatened me.... >.>....
You should do a battanian series in bannerlord
So I've actually done this, but I broke the game rather than play to the culture...I reformed our faith with me as head, and communion. I proceeded to convert everyone around me, and because their culture encouraged sins we banned I got a whole lotta money from my nobles. Add in megalith constructs, and the capital can easily break through the development "cap" ahead of time.
I did install the no-minimum year for tech advancing though, because we had capped out tech ahead of the date and had nothing to do.
Mudigonda holding also has a gemstone mine which gives loads of gold, the same as the one in Lanka. Could also make it one of the Royal holdings, quite advantageous to do so.
The Brihadeeshawara Temple in Thanjavur also gives +1 stewardship per piety level. The Nalanda university of Magadha holding also gives +1 stewardship per fame level. So, in all playing in India is the ultimate stewardship heaven.
Especially for me, I had also obtained the Turquoise throne, and made my character go upto 83 stewardship, without mods, in one of my games. Just pure vanilla in game mechanics. A year ago. It was fun.
I think your chair was only a replica of chair.
Bro u can use to revoke titles of cities without tyranny and u can find better tier 4 education courtiers if u just do again and again to get them
I unified india as the leader of oriya in 762. I conquered most of india territory within 60 years because they have a massive onager army. Id recvommend that start too as its a tribal government so you dont have to manage as much and can freely expand your territory
I left a like and a comment, ok.. don't shoot, man...
loving this series!!
Hello, Koifish, love for you from Russia :D
I looked for part 3 but it seems he didn't make one, or did I miss it?
Like John said, now do it as Haistein!
Wonder if you can found a religion based on fish or water . So koifish could play himself . Koi fish of house carpstein
Nice video Koifish
I can just imagine the war room when this decrepit, genius lunatic walks in after calling for all of his warlords to assemble.
"My lord, what do you want of us?" One of them asks tentatively, unsure of his lieges mercurial mood. The lord had previously incarcerated his own equally lunatic son for three years, merely for 'speaking to the spirits in the walls'. It might be that they would make war on the sea, or be ordered to put chains on the clouds. The king, visibly anxious, wearing no clothes, his hair disheveled as he allowed no one to style it after he woke up from a mad dream, answers in a distracted tone, staring at the elaborate, detailed map almost in a trance.
"We steal it..." Is what he says, and visible confusion lashes out across the faces of the gathered warlords. No one dares contradict what the king has said, nor question it. How could anyone defy the words of a holy man?
"My lord... steal what?" Another, more bold warlord dares to ask of the Prophet, the Dreaming King, The Mad Oracle of Lambakana. And then the eyes of the king, suddenly clear and focused, filled with the madness of zeal, were lifted up from the great map carved into the massive table, and landed upon them. His demeanor changed, he stood more erect, his back straight. Though he wore no raiment, he stood with the countenance of a king, and they were all suddenly awed at the presence of He, whom was most holy. Like children standing before a sunlit temple, for the first time.
"We steal it. India. All of it." A hushed, fearful silence descends upon the room, like a blanket of mist falling over the mountains. Is this a prophecy? A command? The ramblings of a madman? None was sure. But the terrible, gleaming conviction that flickered in the often dull and unfocused eyes of their king, held them pinned to the spot, like men turned into statues. None dared to breathe in the presence of the Oracle making his divine proclamation.
"That is my decree. It begins. The Chakravartin shall rise... and we are His heralds... And all of India must kneel before His feet. And here is how we shall make it so..." Thus it was written, in many hastily written manuscripts, journals and official documents. The day in which the Mad King of Lambakana began the consolidation of the continent. The day that the world was forever changed...
Now I need a giant jester
How do you become level 5 martial?
You need the persia DLC then you go to uni and get lucky with getting a skill upgrade
@@BoarwithTea so you have to reply on an event in uni there's no set course of action?
Recreate the Ming Dynasty please
Does Koifish keep building or is he merely building keeps?
My internal monologue while playing ck3 has a Swedish accent sometimes
he is here
Koifish yet again did it
cant wait next episode
Good vid❤
i cant believe its not haesteinn
this comment is just my way to save my life from talking koi fish that holding a gun behind my head please send help
Lore of I Conquered ALL OF INDIA as this OP ISLAND in Crusader Kings 3! Momentum 100
Best wishes
Just 20k Turkish Calvary is needed to conquer India.
First time i see level 5 trait
Koifish Is Based
When next Haestienn saga video
Reform Rome as haestein
Love the series
You gotta take a loan to go to college just like in real life
Dude looks like he ate India
I became Chakravarti myself ingame, just some weeks ago. I'm very proud of it. The county with the Brihadeeswarar Temple was my capitol. Pretty strong and good position for defensive fighting, too.
Edit: I needed many days to form that empire. And you just do it like that :y okay granted, I didn't start on Sri Lanka. But damn bruh.
Im doing this as with the tosali duchy
glorious!
no Haestein?*vine boom*
where is my tika masala ?
Hey Koifish,
Here's a fun challenge I tried a while ago on base game.
Custom Character, Ironman mode,
Culture: Roman,
Religion: Hellenism
Rules were that you could only start as Count of Laconia and you can only change your vassal contract when you are a King. It was a tough challenge as my leige(Duke) would constantly try and revoke my title and declare war on me as I would refuse. It's was a fun challenge and I am still playing it and I felt like you should try it as well.
P.S: be ready, for the amount of war declared on you would be insane. Have fun and love you content as always!
4:04 *You don't want to see that.
Can you please play oda nobunaga
Crazy? I was crazy once…
Obligatory comment for fav Viking Raider Koifish Koifishsson
Man i love ck3
pls no game end me koifish i promise i wont complain about haesteinn ever again heres ur comment
Curry Wars Sri Lanka Strikes Back