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[@zawar76]

Legends say that billions of years ago our home planet ate one of Saturn's moons, Titan

[@tuannurairazahraa2453]

Lmao-

[@erinberryhill694]

Wait what if that actually happened- 💀

[@Random12098]

💀

[@zawar76]

@@erinberryhill694 Probably

[@BlackCat-hm2sf]

Earth: *"I'm about to pull a Jupiter and slip Titan a poison so he'll throw up Luna like Kronos did Jupiter's siblings-"*

[@Funnyheartlol]

PFFT-

[@Protoearthyyyy]

Saturn:Hey earth have you seen titan-
OH MY WHERE DID YOU GET A RING FROM
Earth:don’t worry they are made of trash 🗑️ don’t ask how I did it I just did

[@windy_3457]

Astronaut: Oh, I finally make it! I'm finally on the moo- OH HELL NAH WHAT IS TH-
**Died**

[@_itsAku]

Rip Astronaut 😔
*I hope it wasn't Astrodude, but it probably was* 😨

[@windy_3457]

@@_itsAku Astrodude was crash into Dark side of the moon the last time we saw him so...maybe? 😨

[@tuannurairazahraa2453]

WILLY!! :D

[@erinberryhill694]

hi windy

[@MELODY_SK]

Windyy :3 am sub to youuu 🎀

[@altheacassandrageraldoy753]

LUNAA! HOW DARE HE(TITAN) EAT LUNA!!!😭 Im gonna start a Human revolution against Titan for eating Luna!

[@HuTao-77thDirector]

I'm joining

[@altheacassandrageraldoy753]

@@HuTao-77thDirector the more the merrier!!!( the more the stronger!!! )

[@D1vine_astr0starr1]

@@altheacassandrageraldoy753 count me in btw gun or nuclear bomb?

[@UrAverageFandomFann]

IM JOINED

[@D1vine_astr0starr1]

@@UrAverageFandomFann YASSSSSS

[@Val-cl2wd]

Boy. Give him his moon back oh wait he ate it. Great now we don't have our moon and now we have a new moon welcome titan your gonna be our second moon. Also we will die for sure haha

[@Gamertoast-rd4xh]

*Blows up moon with mind*
Earth: Ma ducking moon!

[@Pr.Dr.Herbokolog]

And titan killed by earth THE END poor luna:,(

[@_itsAku]

LOL-

[@elyanako-ke7kt]

OH NO LUNAAA!!!!
He been ate by titan I wonder how would the other planet react to this:<
Anyway poor earth has to witness the crimes

[@MELODY_SK]

It's okay

[@elyanako-ke7kt]

@cookie82731 well,alright then

[@thelazycat6854]

And that’s how Saturn held a funeral for titan as earth’s earthlings nuked him

[@ootheinnaing1168]

The end

[@silver_moon_Sizumi]

Luna noooooooo, you were too young to dieee😭😭😭

[@AzqaQaseh-lb9pw]

TITAN NOW WE CAN'T SLEEP GOSH!!

[@lol_.notmikaru]

NO LUNAA

[@NeptuneThe8thPlanet1]

Bro, What Kind Of Conversation Was That 😧

[@SILLYDILLYXP]

Me after saw titan eat luna:LUNAAAA!! 😱😱😭😭

[@Kirllui]

Lol titan is gonna give moon back to earth 🤣

[@xXCalebXxi]

Poor moon !!

[@Lol_itzmeKoru]

NO LUNA MY SISTERS FAVORITE CHARACTER GRRRRR🦅🦅🦅

[@Bro_is_stuck_with_earth]

NO, TITAN! HOW DARE YOU EAT ME, AND I WONT LET YOU MARRY EARTH!!! 😡😡

[@_itsAku]

Titan's gonna do it anyways :3

[@Bro_is_stuck_with_earth]

@@_itsAku AUGHHH, IMA TELL SATURN ABOUT THISSS- 😤😡

[@_itsAku]

@@Bro_is_stuck_with_earthJust be a good moon and be dead :3

[@AlexandriaAppel]

Earth: “Welp! You take my moon away from me, YOU BECOME MY MOON NOW!!!!!” *Proceeds to claim Titan as his new moon and not allowing him to leave* Earth: ☺️✌️

[@kyxcno]

Give me back my baby luna :((

[@_itsAku]

No, he's forever in Titan's tummy :3

[@DeadlySw5rl]

WHAT DID LUNA DO😣😣😣😣

[@user-strawberrypie]

It'll take a while to make earth smile 😞😞😞😞😞

[@Mari-wf5bc]

Lmaoo rip luna- I saw the tiktok version of this actually I forgot their user-

[@_itsAku]

I honestly couldn't find that tt video anymore- and idk their user too-

[@ngln_aeia]

it’s by s0l4r.system0 !!

[@Neptune3aterr]

Yeah no bye-bye Titan 😊😊
👹👹

[@PopDellasyna]

Oh my gosh i think i know this somewhere in other reaction and tiktok but still this really made me remember how i react to this one so my first reaction is...
"AHHHHH HE JUST ATE LUNA ALIVE HOW COULD DO THIS BOI TITAN"
Anyway this is good:))✨❤️✨

[@iceismyname733]

saturn n earf

[@strawberry.wikipedia]

NOOO LUNAAA

[@ROBERT-ib8zn]

It feels illegal to be this early

[@k4iyuu.]

HELPP

[@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor]

WHAT 🚇🚇🚇

[@michhx_x]

Not Luna😭
(Can I eat your designs? :3)

[@_itsAku]

Luna's gone now :3
(Sure :3)

[@michhx_x]

@@_itsAku
How could you mama 😾
(Yayayayay)

[@ILike-me]

Nooooooo LUNAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Wait I have a question for Titan….does Luna taste good???🧐

[@_itsAku]

I dunno, you go ask Titan :3

[@ILike-me]

Good idea :3

[@srijabhattacharjee5215]

They said he tastes really delicious

[@ILike-me]

Oooh even better 🤤

[@mentally_distressed_earth]

erm what the actual fuck.

[@_itsAku]

Language u lil depressed planet :)

[@mentally_distressed_earth]

@@_itsAku my bad

[@Neptytoon864]

was Luna yummy?

[@Amina_Chechnya]

Я первая пж можно в закреп?😅

[@JesusMendoza-kc3bi]

Do it earth marry him 😊😊