9:20 Break bedrock in survival and relize you cant. 9:25 Rage. 9:29 People try to shoot you. 9:34 Lag and you accidently threw ur pick away. 9:38 More rage. 9:47 Try to snipe people but failed. 9:50 RAGEEEEE! 9:58 Try to craft a ceiling fan and didn't work so you became one. 10:04 xXBlixxerXx was shot by Pro1234 10:05 *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* 10:10 u became a ceiling fan. 10:14 chill again. 10:29 to 10:59 Group of pros trying to kill a noob. 11:00 Repeating command block: kill @e
This is actually pretty interesting. At the different speeds, you can see how the boss waits until a certain part of the music to do a certain attack. And sometimes it just stays at normal speed all the time, like the lines that appear always go with the music and are at normal speed. I wonder if the game was coded to go with the music.
3:48 Blixer being hyper 3:59 Blixer on drugs 5:36 Blixer now force feeding coffee and drugs to all the other characters 6:07 a 7:00 finally a normal pause 7:19 Blixer with too much coffee 9:35 blixer on drugs and with too much coffee yeeting something 10:09 double blixer? 8:58 centrifugal force, but it's blixer on drugs?
8:58 haha lets make the circle haha yes 9:06 consume the spikes 9:19 NOW LETS *SMASH* THE GROUND 9:27 (intence bounce) 9:38 now les spin and do a hand thing 9:48 two hands go BRRR 9:58 now no spin 10:04 ouch 10:05 four hands now 10:09 no spin now 10:26 *SMAAASH* 10:30 NYOOOOooommmm 10:32 haha new hand 10:34 SPIN 10:39 NYOOOOooommmm 10:58 ok i die now
When you say to your friends that you finished just shapes and beats in 5 minutes but they think you're lying but you was actually using the speed hack of x10K
⏱️Time Stamps⏱️
2X- 00:32
10X- 02:58
50X- 05:44
500X- 08:30
0.25X- 11:21
I like it hehe
8uujhe5
2nd reply to this
1:01:01
I watched the 500x speed part at 2x speed 😀
9:35 I like how he just stays frozen for a while then starts spazzin out
me too
i don't have a video on this but i went to 9000
and i could not see what was happening so i put it to -1
When people have lag
Its making me die in laughter
8:16 the sun is shining...
Fire Games they had too much coffee lmao
Maybe its the way you are dressed
@super charged creeper with 1 blue eye flowers started bloomin-
On days like this...kids like you...
@@shovelknight9417
SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL
9:20 When you try to break bedrock in survival.
Walter Craig XD SO TRUE
9:20 Break bedrock in survival and relize you cant.
9:25 Rage.
9:29 People try to shoot you.
9:34 Lag and you accidently threw ur pick away.
9:38 More rage.
9:47 Try to snipe people but failed.
9:50 RAGEEEEE!
9:58 Try to craft a ceiling fan and didn't work so you became one.
10:04 xXBlixxerXx was shot by Pro1234
10:05 *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
10:10 u became a ceiling fan.
10:14 chill again.
10:29 to 10:59 Group of pros trying to kill a noob.
11:00 Repeating command block: kill @e
Y e s
Creeper Lava Creep *Y A S*
Give 255 haste or maybey 500
4:53 *HEADSHOT*
Lol nice
So underrated
😆😆
Where is the sniper at XP I WANT TO BACK STAB HIM
Blixer has hit the ground too hard
3:22 lol blixer is having fun
Lol
hurB
@@ezriha tahW?
@Daniel Lindsay ¿qufaD
6:34
4:53 Blixer.exe.... *has died..*
Lmao
*LMAO*
Ezriha 9:19 Lol
Blixer.exe has hit the ground too hard
Critical hit!
Me: Listening to cool song
Annoying school girl: Hey that song is from Tikto-
9:20
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
I just died laughing jesus i wasn't prepared
XD
That girl is ganna end up like the cube
SMASHED INTO THE GROUND
all these people: *making jojo memes*
my non weeb ass "looking" for a single episode on jojo: '-'
10:47 arm exploodes
Few second later
*AHHHHHHHHHH*
Bruh
He was processing what just had happened, and then died
Im dying
When you lag and throw your pickaxe into lava
IM DYING LMAOO
X500: um Mr I think you had too much coffee
XD
he's movin at light speed!
Nah he ate 3 vitamin gummies instead of 2
*Explotion of coffee*
Lol ur profile pic 😂
9:20 looks like he has legs and arms and dancing
Bro wtf XD
@@tradersmile2745 ikr XD
XD this hard un 2X plus 500X XD
Who else knows that the blue cube is bopping to the beats?
@@stevenuniverse9873 no
9:38 when you burried a stash of money in your backyard, and now are looking for it
9:59
when you cant find but you still think its there
@@senditt0themoon199 10:05
when u really want to find that money
10:16 when you are so desperate you shoot bombs.
put that at 2x speed lol
if you put at 2x it looks like mutlpule blixers oh god
10:05 at 2x speed is beautiful
Jesus christ
Yes
Itz Diamond Fox *auto bots roll out*
*turns into aeroplane* EEEEEEEERRRRR (aka the mario thing)
go to the settings and change the speed to 2X times speed
9:25-10:13 when you drink 900 gallons of different energy drinks
Courtney Lin lol underrated comment 😂
*IS BECAUSE HE IS A LIVING COCKTAIL MIXER*
Tha Cuber yes 😂
9:20 add a jojo oraoraora sound effect
Useless useless useless useless useless
ORA ORA ORA
No,
MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
I went from holding back laughter when seeing him destroy the ground to being completely dead face
9:20
the boss is drilling on your taskbar
F u thats cleverly funny
He wants to wscape
oh my god 69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
His name is blixer
yes
Fans when you push the X3 speed button: 10:10
Mr fresh/blixer raged so hard he became a celling fan and he chill
3:41 Blixer: AH I SEE A BUG CRUSH IT CRUSH IIIIIIIIIT
Blixer at 3:17: SPIIIIIIIN
13:21: 4 horns?
um... at the 500x speed with 2x vidio-speed he has 6 horns
Ok
GASP
@Mine Gold y e s
Its the transition for the animation (dont wooosh me
nobody:
the ceiling fan: 10:05
Your ceiling fan is too fast and......looks like fall down
0.25x speed is more like it
@@SBerrioww More like 0.5x
XD
you need to fix your ceiling fan then
9:18 Volirch when i lie again:
Who is volirch eeeee
This is actually pretty interesting. At the different speeds, you can see how the boss waits until a certain part of the music to do a certain attack. And sometimes it just stays at normal speed all the time, like the lines that appear always go with the music and are at normal speed. I wonder if the game was coded to go with the music.
It is in fact theres a sync in setting
2:45 *they are not ok*
Too much heroin xD
8:18
@@lucasliu6230 this is the best username ever
@@peterkeller2722 *true*
9:26 blixer is drunk on coffee
3:48 Blixer being hyper
3:59 Blixer on drugs
5:36 Blixer now force feeding coffee and drugs to all the other characters
6:07 a
7:00 finally a normal pause
7:19 Blixer with too much coffee
9:35 blixer on drugs and with too much coffee yeeting something
10:09 double blixer?
8:58 centrifugal force, but it's blixer on drugs?
he vibin boi
if that means inhaling red dorito particles and swallowing all of the coffee
Now 2x speed
XD
Lolwolf921 lol 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:43 I don’t wanna imagine the sounds it makes.
Me: Ey Bro your Dog Ok?
Friend: Yea my dogs Chill
The Dog: 10:05
HeckinLe Bork lmao
my cat: 11:48
my cat 5 seconds later: 9:20
XD
@@halloweenlover1031 lol
@@halloweenlover1031 XD
3:42 I have only one word muda.😂
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
9:20
MUDA!!!
Stand Name: NEW FRESH
Stand User: Fresh
Is that a JoJo reference
2x: fast
10x: stupid fast
50x: crazy fast
500x: SANIC
1000x: YEET!
This sonic
I applaud you for actually going through all of X 0.25 for us.
1 like = 1 clap lol
Time: 500x
My brain: put x2 speed
Wh-
My brain: *Do it*
lol, it's a fun thing to do
I did that too
x2 with x500 is almost creepy
Hav u tried x0.25 with x0.25?
Cyan: ok blixer what the hexagon have you been drinking.
Blixer: badobadump im hiigghhhhh
10:04 when the enemy makes clones of himself, and you have to find the real one
And blixer is just shaking his head like oh no you can't even know where am i
when a baby drinks coffee for the first time 0:00
Nobody:
Everyone on the title screen: *seizure time*
8:18 - 8:22 everyone's having a heart attack
Lol that make me so faking laugh xD
More so a seizure tbh
XD
Lmaooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
9:26 BLIXER IS HAVING A SEIZURE SOMEBODY HELP HIM
10:58 lltnf.exe has stopped working
You mean, blixer.exe has stopped working
1:02 when you eat a Serrano at school
9:20 : you when you die at the final boss and have to start all over because you have no more lives left
8:58 haha lets make the circle haha yes
9:06 consume the spikes
9:19 NOW LETS *SMASH* THE GROUND
9:27 (intence bounce)
9:38 now les spin and do a hand thing
9:48 two hands go BRRR
9:58 now no spin
10:04 ouch
10:05 four hands now
10:09 no spin now
10:26 *SMAAASH*
10:30 NYOOOOooommmm
10:32 haha new hand
10:34 SPIN
10:39 NYOOOOooommmm
10:58 ok i die now
3:48 Who gave Blixer drugs or coffee
No one:
Literally no one:
Me little brother: 3:43
Definitely when he has a tantrum... XD
Me when I lose in a game
Me when I'm about to have the highest score ingame and disconnect: 9:20
9:28 *SUPER SQUATS*
10:08 more tha impossible mode
Oh and put 2x for true
25.0 is funny
I mean 0.25
When you say to your friends that you finished just shapes and beats in 5 minutes but they think you're lying but you was actually using the speed hack of x10K
My PC will definately die at the start of a level
YEeT
"Close to me", please! XD
6:03 XD Super stand
So: no matter the speed, the lasers and the laser eye will always be at the same speed
What if you put it on 2x speed on the Playback Speed
Your ceiling fan during an earthquake before it breaks: 4:30
11:21 How is my PC handle JSaB.
Ooooooffffffff
This maked me laught more than enjoy
Edit:thanks for the likes :)
I mean when he is super speed and starts doing LOL things
R/YoungPeopleTH-cam
@@slightinconvenience104 :o i finnaly meet you meme man
Really ?
Me too this make me laugth 😂
9:18
Streamers when someone stream snipes them and there's no way to report them:
1:47 *Spinning a Fidget Spinner at slow speed be like*
4:33
*Spinning a Fidget Spinner at maximum speed be like*
The last one is like a totally new boss fight.
This is so awesome, it made me laugh, JUST LOOK HOW FAST IT GETS WHEN THE VIDEO IS CLOSER TO ENDING.
0:55 this part made me laugh when the boss is shaking it’s arms so much, like he is, AHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHH AHHH AHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH
R/YoungerPeopleTH-cam
9:19 on x2 speed is when your spoiled sibling doesn't get what he/she wants.
She's kinda mean though-
Maybe cuz she's the youngest
Me: breaking a bedrock from survival
2x - he be vibin
10x - blixer has ate too many triangles
50x - blixer is having a seizure
500x - me when i see a spider
0.25x - blixer has given up
And now, let's put this video on 2x speed
I did it
It sounds like it could be The Pink Corruption music at x500 at the beginning and the drop is hell
1000x speed with him spinin he has 6 horns.
My therapist: Speed Blixer isn't real
Speed Blixer: 8:40
Blixer: *I AM S P E E D*
10:05
*auto bots roll out*
Kid: Moooom I want chocolate
Mom: No
Kid: 10:05
When your kid's had caffeine for the first time.
Psychologist: The sky blue saw does not exist, it cannot harm you.
The sky blue saw: 2:54
8:59 SPIN SPIN
10:10 his hands is moving But his head is moving not as fast 😂🤣😂🤣😂
There should be a mod where the full version of the song is the level instead of the trimmed down version we see in game
Get a copyright strike!
When asked a lot of homework on distance learning. 3:42
3:43 what toxic kids say be like
Therapist: Wildly spinning blixer isn't real, it can't hurt u
Wildly spinning blixer: 10:04
2:45
When you get a Gaming PC for free.
me: *goes to BBQ*
all mosquitoes in a 10 kilometer radius: 12:10
5:31 everyone.exe.. *has gone crazy*
They had seizure
Mod: Imma make you spin *FAST*
Player: what the heck?
I had the same thing (almost) 11:35
I had it till I changed my resolution to a lower one, so yeah your graphics card
Привет Плвзом
Plazom1 *l a g*
Опять ты?
How!? Just...HOW!!!!!
Also I like how the boss is always like "I'm gone! And now I'm here! And know I'm gone!!" Its just like lol!
IKR?
6:13 WTF
Nothing:
Nitori from Touhou fandom: 6:45 Get down tuskavdmxnxbzvabq aaaa kimochi
Lol
Im suprised 500x DIDNT destroy this mans pc
thats not real
Cyan is going crazy
It's much better if you watch the video at 2X the speed at 8:30
11:08 = me with lag
and 12:03 = me
1:03
Blixer : YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:01
Blixer:SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
9:19 when you haven't even finished half of the math test and you see the teacher coming
the kid with adhd when he forgets his meds that morning 9:55
iiJason124 lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Make ME ROFL XDDDD
That’s me.
People at walmart: (shopping)
that one kid throwing a tantrum: 10:05
*Seizure warning!*
Yes
It’s too late for blixer
Title change:
*a man has a mental breakdown in lego city*
First. And im really first. It literally said no views so how cant i be first? Oof i typed too slow and now im second.
I know this joke has probably been made a thousand times by now, but...Blixer had way too much coffee.
10:05 is everyone freaking out on a giant earthquake 🌎🧨
0:59 Steve then he æ tree
Im guessing this is wht happens when you give him too many Doritos...8:30 🤣
11:21 is actually playable, but is different
4:34
7:18
10:10
*HELICOPTER*
2:15
Me: *Blixer, Who Hurt You?*
6:58 me trying to kill the fly in my room
4:13 me trying to catch mosquitos
Unable to defeat Cube, Red Boy decided to take on the life of hard cocaine in order to become an omnipotent god
9:20 When your playing fortnite on PC and you die when your about to win in second place, you and your keyboard