Should Seth Get a Bidet?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ส.ค. 2024
- Late Night stage manager Tom Ucciferri lists all the compelling reasons Seth should invest in a bidet to help save the environment.
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I just got one this year and it's life changing. I want to install one at my work (if I ever go back into the office). I want to go around and install them in random public restrooms like a bidet vigilante. Seriously they're amazing and you should get one.
bidet vigilante 😆
"not the bidet we deserved, but the bidet we needed"
I have lived in Japan for 18 years now and my toilet has bidet. I can't believe Americans haven't adopted this yet!
And yes, truly delightful, and yes, I use a LOT LESS toilet paper!!!
I went to visit Japan for only a week and a half, came home and a month later bought a Tsugami electric bidet, I missed it so much.
Hello, other Dee. I live in the USA and love my bidet. Toilet paper is so expensive, the bidet probably paid for itself the first year.
Give your back door that showroom shine!
And that, boys and girls, is why Tom is the manager
Bidets are the most underrated things in the US. I got one after visiting Taiwan, and have never looked back. Regardless of what you think about climate, it’s just a better way to clean your ass. Period.
100%. I mean, think about this: If you go outside and step in a dog turd, do you reach for the water hose first or for a dry paper towel?
@@shawnuel then again, you gonna have to dry your ass, or do you like wet underwear ?
"Well, that's a great and very gross point, Tom."
- what I say to my doctor every checkup.
"Wisconsin, eh?"
Which makes a lot less sense if your doctor's name is Larry.
TUSHY GANG RISE UP seriously bidets are absolutely incredible. 10/10 purchase 100% satisfied. Your ass will thank you
I'm from south America and I didnt know Bidets werent as normal up here when I moved to Canada and I mourn it every day. I want to get TUSHY
This was a lot more unsettlingly than I was anticipating. Good show.
I've been in Italy for 6 years, and avoided the bidet in my bathroom for about half that time. My loss! It is "freaking delightful" and is something I use at least daily.
“It’s fricken delightful”
I over use this saying, but I’m glad to see someone else sharing it
They are cheap like $30 and can just be simply added in line, it pays for itself in a few months of expensive toilet paper. I recommend making sure to get the strong stuff though because it's better for patting yourself dry than others that fall apart.
Actually, while toilet paper is not recycled or recyclable, it is biodegradable based on the simple fact that it's made from organic matter and when disposed of in septic systems, it is processed into biosolids. I used to work at a wastewater treatment plant, so I'm all too familiar with the process.
Also, there are many manufacturers, especially in the US, that offer eco-friendly TP and alternatives.
All in all, thank you Seth and team for spotlighting this issue...and for providing easy jackal bait 😁🐾
#jackal
#unnecessaryuseofactually
None of that changes the fact that bath tissue takes a lot of water to make and fresh water is a pretty limited resource. Importantly it’s more efficient to maintain water pressure in pipes than to transport pallets of paper in trucks (a medium size grocery store will go through about a pallet or more of paper products per day, before offices were closed). And the less paper we use, the fewer trees that need to be cut, which is one of a limited number of usable carbon capture methods available today. Biodegrading paper still releases CO2-and methane in septic tanks and sludge ponds-during the breakdown process.
loved the long pause before saying "okayy"
I still think we should all just use the toilet brush.. I mean, it's right there!
Ewww and ouch.
🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣
WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Lmao
for you westerners wanting to get a bidet but can't afford a bidet toilet, do what we asians do:
get a mini sprayer with a thumb lever and a short hose, attach the hose with a T connector to the water intake at the bottom of the tank. voila!
caution: watch out for the cold winter water for those living in cold regions
Might I add: where I am, the sprayer this commenter is talking about is what we call the bidet. I have yet to see an actual bidet toilet, but we are seeing more and more of these sprayers.
Watch out for the pressure, lest the water come out of your mouth.
@@danielalbertcastillo3713
a bidet toilet in the old days was a separate toilet installed next to the regular toilet. it looks like a regular sitting toilet but has no water tank. there's a faucet situated directly under you that shoots water straight up with the cold/hot water knob in the back.
but the modern bidet toilet is a regular toilet with a hidden squirter in the back and under the seat. there's a knob on the side of the seat that when you turn it on, the squirter emerges and shoots water. that's the standard bidet toilet. a lot of malls in my country already have these installed in their bathrooms. but for most people in their homes use the homemade version i mentioned earlier.
the fancy bidet toilet comes with a control panel. you can control the water temperature, turn on the seat heater, etc.
@@s1x6x1s good heavens I've seen the modern bidet that has buttons and such. It took me quite a bit of time to figure out how it works hahahah
The sprayer one's the kind we have here too. I see you're from Indonesia; I'm from the Philippines. Seems like that's the kind we have here on this side of the world :)
In Florida, heard about the wonders of bidets, got one. Not I don’t use toilet paper at all at home and I feel cleaner down below.
In Arizona and we use the Aquaus 360 at our house. It’s a godsend.
You don't dry the water off afterwards? Though afaik there are also bidets with an integrated air dryer, maybe you have one of those?
@@Naryoril I have small hand towels just for wiping the water off. The hand held bidet I have had varying degrees of pressure and it gets everything off so afterwards it’s just wiping water off. You could use toilet paper but then you’re defeating the purpose of trying to lower your footprint.
To be slightly graphic, that bidet gets things so clean down there you could eat off it hahaha
@@tom2point0 Well, even if you use toilet paper to dry off, you still use less toilet paper compared to not having a bidet. So you do lower your footprint, not as much as with your approach though.
This show has kind of gone off the rails and I love it
Get a bidet. They are amazing. Especially for the ladies. It was the most valuable thing for post partum recovery. So fresh and delightful.
what Seth needs is a Japanese toilet. two bowl combo baby! it's the spork of the bathroom. get a decent one with the bells and whistles! not literally, although...
I dunno, bells for #1, whistles for #2?
Incidentally I use a spork instead of toilet paper.
@@RubyDoobieScoo hey, whatever gets the job done cleanly and efficiently, am I right?
Bidets are the way to go, it's weird we haven't adopted them here yet. I haven't used toilet paper in a while and my butthole is so clean you could drink a boba tea out of it.
All the bidet talk reminded me of SNL bidet sketch!
Me too!
In this day and age, there should be a bidet should be in every home. It’s a staple in Asian and middle eastern countries.
They're disgusting, though. Just get a pail and a dipper.
My American cousin fell so much in love with our bidet that when he went back to the US he couldn't live without it. No, he didn't kill himself, he just bought a bidet.
Same!
I have been using a bidet all my life and I agree, its freakin delightful.
Ok so Colbert has been my favorite broadcast late show for a long time now but Seth may have taken over.
We use bidet (Muslim shower) in middle East for centuries. I can't even imagine cleaning with paper.
I am USA and I just don’t understand why we don’t have them in every bathroom. My childhood friend had them when they built a new house in every bathroom and it was my first experience even seeing one (in 1960’s) and to this day I still have not seen them in everyday houses that working people can afford. Which means I’ve never seen one since. I guess we could purchase after market but there is always another bill that says NOPE, not today. 🤣🤣🤣
Had a Bidet Toilet seat for 4 years now. Will never not have one!!
Started using one after the toilet paper shortage last year. I'm not messing with you weirdos
Have a bidet. Best dog fountain ever!
that delightful expression at the end is understood by all bidet owners around the world
Sadly personal decisions have a negligible impact on climate change :( not to say don’t do it! It’s just important to note that the American perspective that it’s “all of our jobs to reduce our own carbon footprint” etc was almost entirely driven by advertising campaigns funded by fossil fuel companies starting in the 80’s and 90’s. The podcasts “Drilled” and “how to save a planet” have some excellent coverage of this stuff!
Small spray gun installed next to the toilet. The bum gun. Here in SE Asia it’s most common. And of course it is as delightful as you want it to be.
YESS! Do it! I splurged and got a Tushy during quarantine and made the mistake of putting it in my hallway bath instead of my master. Now I will literally leave my master bathroom to go use the other one because I love it so much. 😂
The comments are answering every bidet question I never knew I had.
I try to tell my friends and family but for some reason they don't want to talk about it.🤫
I'm just glad us Filipinos don't rely on toilet paper in restrooms. We use water and something called soap. Maybe we should export soap to the US, you can just search TH-cam on how to use it.
#TeamTabo for life
The whole world needs Japanese toilets.
My best purchase through the lockdown was the bidet! I can’t believe it took me so damn long! I’m giving them as Xmas gifts. 😂
Super important pro tip for new bidet users.
Double check the water pressure before first use.
Ugh ... I really want a bidet. A house we rented for three years had one and I miss it so much!
I got one on Amazon for a little over $100. It installs under the toilet seat. You could uninstall it and take it with you when you move.
Tom is so very right they are absolutely delightful.
i love these bits the most
Wiping your ass with trees is like riding horses compared to driving a Tesla. A bidet seat is the way to go. I got a Brondell Swash 1000 years ago and still love it. And my gf got one too after using mine. I use one roll of TP a week, just to dry.
I have one and it's amazing. And they're cheap and easy to install.
Seth.. Listen.. Tom. Is. right. Get a bidet.
My only regret is waiting so long before getting one. $29 for a wonderful portable bidet on Amazon.
They are indeed delightful.
I didn’t expect to actually get interested in getting a bidet for myself… thanks Tom!
It really is delightful.
We have had them on our toilets for over 20 years, everyone needs to know they are easy to install on your toilet under the seat, and they only cost 25 bucks and up on Amazon or ebay.
Bidet's are magic. I got one a year ago and never looked back (didn't need to!).
Once you spray, there's no other way. Definitely get a bidet!!
Imagine contemplating on the loo and Tom started nagging you through the door! 😊
I look on the bright with this subject - at least there's not going to be panic-buying of excessive amounts of bidets if they become the must-have items, is there? It's too bad that the same can't be said for the completely unnecessary panic-buying of toilet paper, isn't it?
Um yeah during the pandemic with the toilet paper shortage from panic buying toilet paper, people bought up bidets to the point where you couldnt find them anywhere for a while too.
yes sir! Bidet on the way, please! My Bidet is a long squirt bottle and IT IS delightful!
Correction: It doesn't take 200 years to grow a tree that's suitable for toilet paper.
A bidet truly is freakin' delightful. I love my Tushy bidet.
Yes! they are the best
Jordan Schlansky swears by them.
A Bidet was the best invention and investment ever. I personally love them.
He's not lying, it IS delightful. Besides, if you were changing your baby's diaper, would you wash your hands at the end or just use a paper towel and move on?
Plus it's waaay more hygienic
Yes! Happy Bidet Seth.
FYI Canadian travel gear company #TillyEndurables installed #TotoJapaneseBidets in their customer bathrooms, so Canadians would know how to use them abroad & to promote environmental choices
People stopped by just to use the toilet & 🍁 bought cool travel gear 🍁
Great content as always
If you shop around, you can get one for 35 bucks. Easy installation if you have a flexible hose and a tank. Tushy is overpriced
Hey! New characters in the CCBWTU (Cue Cards By Wally Television Universe)!
I do want to get a bidet!
I laughed way too hard….I also have a bidet
They have bidets and (I guess) "front cleansers" for women at Google in northern California. I only know this because Conan hosted a Q&A there (it's up on TH-cam) many many years ago and Andy and Sona um discovered it. It's unscripted hilarity when someone asks where Andy is and Andy pops out and tells Conan about this up on stage.
I have a bidet, and really don't like using toilets that don't have bidets.
Yes, it's refreshing and cleaning, try it
Tom seems like a really cool and smart guy. You should listen to Tom more. Also, hi. We have the bidets. The ones for your butt.
Nah but seriously, bidet's are fucking awesome. Takes like 10min to set up and it will change your life. And help the planet!!
Bidets should be federally mandated. I couldn't live without one. Next time you take a shower, rub a paper towel up your crack and tell me if its visible or smells? If it is, then you use tp and not a bidet.
I wonder what my foot print is.🤔
200 years? They've got growing pine trees to full size down to like 24 years last time I took notice, that some quick carbon capture, and water use doesn't matter in the countries that grow these trees. Take New Zealand, a TP producer, an estimated 500 trillion litres fall on NZ in a year, that's 1 million litres per New Zealander. Plus NZ is +80% renewable electricity generation from mostly hydro but also wind and a lot of solar is coming online in the next 2 or 3 years. If we use less TP don't we stop needing fast growing trees, meaning that form of carbon removal from the atmosphere gets less. Soon the equipment for felling and transporting those trees is going hydrogen fuelled too, so the whole industry is or would be carbon negative, pulling more carbon out than it puts in.
I want to see a video of it being installed at your house. Like if you agree
Yes, if he installs it himself. On camera. Without instructions.
Most US homes do not have warm water at the throne, hence bidet will be pain in the wrong place on cold days. An alternative would be to have adapter connect it to the Diverter Spout. Else arrange a hotwater pipe. Other bit is if you have hotwater then select the mixer type bidet, those are there in the market.
The jet type that can be connected to the seat can also be uses as natural anemia to keep colon clean and increase you overall health. Please ensure you control the water jet pressure in such use.
Most bidet seats today heat the water for you. That isn’t an issue.
ive thought about getting a bidet.
Yes, always get a bidet. Your wife will love it.
A 100% yes
Fine, but, how many gallons does it take to feel truly delightful?
Short answer YES , long answer YES
You guys talking about bidet?? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN GONE Y'ALL!!! OMG!!!
If we are strictly talking about the environment: What's the impact of actually manufacturing the bidet? How much toilet paper do you need to save to tie even?
Japanese bidets are not bidets. Italian bidets are the way to go. And use soap for gods sake.
I just moved into our new apartment. (We live in the EU.) And wow! A second toilet in the shower room?! Everyone laughed at my faux pas, and told me it wasn't a toilet, nor a water fountain for the dog. It was, they said, a beh-dit. All this time I assumed they were called b'day. Like in Austalia when they say g'day, but nope! It is pronounced bih-Dit. There's your correction for the week Seth.
Actually it's pronounced bee-deh🤣
I'd say beeday
it's french, the t is silent
Speaking of corrections, I know people sometimes mistake Australia and Austria, but what the hell is Austalia?
@@viddork insian, for crying out loud...
Everyone should stop with the wet wipes and get a bidet or even better yet, just lower-half shower after shitting.
Cardboard comic delivery
Yes. The answer is Yes. I'm answering this before watching this video. Not because of the environmental aspects, but because they are awesome. Whoever thought cleaning yourself with thin sheets of dead tree to be hygenic is a moron.
Couldn't they afford Zach Galifianakis for this bit?
Seth, if you don't get a bidet, the joke's on you, pal!
So, he would be the BUTT of the joke?
Nice idea but i dont even own a house, how would i get a Bidet?
You can get the hand shower ones on Amazon and install it next to the toilet yourself.I’ve done it in rental places.
isn't Bidet the POTUS?
Did you just convince me? Probably
Where's the lie, though?
I WANT ONE SO BAD THEY SHOULD BE STANDARD IN ALL TOILETS I'VE NEVER USED ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I got an attachable one (the spray part goes right in back of the toilet) for less than $30; it was super easy to install, too. Works great (2 years+ and counting).
@@danielbaig6094 too worried about rent. May not make it. Only been housed a month and about to be evicted again. Land of the free my ass
@@GaasubaMeskhenet - free your ass from what?
@@tahiragibson6407 have you never heard the expression "my ass" before?
Was this a commercial?
Nah they're becoming popular because of the TP hoarders last year.
I imagine getting a bidet is like when you first break up with your GF and now the few rolls you buy last a month instead of a week. But now those rolls last a year. Am I close?
I never hear women ranting about it and we use all the tp