Imagine going through the trouble of deforming and transforming thousands of elves into an entire race of ruthless war machines, only for their war song to end up being a funky tune about how they dont want to go to war
I love how the "Lord of the Lash" Whips along to the beat of the song. Like, your job is to brutally beat anyone who wants to leave but you still enjoy a good ditty.
Think of it this way, maybe its a torture method like every time a certain beat comes up Lord of the lash whips and the orcs knows this but if you're singing a good ditty you must sing the entire ditty
The whipmaster is likely in on it,hell he probably came up with it himself...in those days drilling to songs like this was common practice in the military,especially the army.
They maybe a group of murderous creatures working the Dark Lord but damn it they're going to have those vocals down perfect and harmonize the hell out of the song.
urpo ukkeli Its either that or play 'I Spy' and I bet that would get annoying. "Okay, I spy with my little eye something... grey." 'Is is my armour... again.'
If this song is correct then there not even serving the dark lord willingly, as they said " We're the slaves of the dark lords war" meaning the Orcs don't want this war anymore than the Elves, Dwarves and Men.
It's kinda interesting that they are allowed to protest about having to go to war despite being slaves, you would think Sauron would not want that in his ranks lol
This whole song actually makes the orcs here look really sympathetic. I mean, look at their faces, they don't want to go to war, they don't want to die. As conscripts they are barely above slaves.
@@imapleb4956 *Meanwhile in Warhammer 40k TO LIVE IS TO FIGHT AND DIE AND WAR ALL THE TIME. No really check out the lore of W40k that stuff makes the extended universe of Star Wars crap it's pants
@@fidgetthescout9142 Uh, not exactly. Indians, Pakistanis, and Middle Eastern folk are Caucasian but not White, and depending on the definition or who you ask, neither are Spaniards, Italians, Greeks, Eastern Europeans, etc. Sorry, that comment just made me go "uh".
What are you saying? Those orcs are better singers than most pop musicians; have you ever heard Justin Bieber sing as manly as these orcs? No he sounds like a ten year old girl.
"The enemy? His sense of duty was no less than ours, I deem. You wonder what his name was. Where he came from? If he was really evil at heart? What lies or threats led him on this long march from home, when he’d rather have stayed there?"
+Jose Eduardo Ramirez The music is so enthralling, he missed the most well-known structure in one of the most successful countries in the world. How's that?
@@JohnDoe-zx1ck He is saddened by the fact that they are slaves and don't fight on their own choosing. Kornates fight their own battles not someone elses.
The most messed up part about this is that right after this song establishes the orc army as unwilling slaves forced to fight and die in a war they want no part of, Sam instigates a fight between them and a passing human battalion just so the hobbits can slip away.
the fact that they say they "don't want to go to war" and "we're slaves of the dark lord's war" makes them seem like less terrible beings. Edit: someone should put this song over the orcs marching in the live action one
This is actually more in line with how Tolkien wanted the orcs to be portrayed, and he said it was his greatest regret that he didn’t portray them more sympathetically.
This brings back memories from my time in the French Foreign Legion. I was out on leave with a few comrades, drunk as a drunk could be, and a British comrade starts this tune. We all fall in, marching in step. Good fun.
I HEARD THIS ONCE , ALMOST 30 YEARS AGO AND I WENT TO BOOT CAMP ,AIT, 2 MED CRUISES AND A TOUR IN IRAQ WITH THIS SONG IN MY HEAD , NEVER HEARING IT AGAIN TILL TODAY, THIS AM ON A WHIM I TRIED THIS 1 LINE AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW .......MY NEWEST FAVORITE SONG
this is one of the most beautiful songs ever, but it makes me feel kinda awkward about a supposed ultimate battle between good and evil when the evil side doesn't want to fight any more than the good side does.
Very much the point, though. It's worth remembering, for context, that the movie this is from was created in the wake of the Vietnam war and was likely heavily affected by anti-war sentiment - the fact is that, for the soldiers, it's not an ultimate battle between good and evil. Most of them (even on Sauron's side) are just people.
We don't wanna go to work today But the Lord of the Cash says: "nay, nay, nay!" We're gonna work all day, all day, all day! Where there's a cash there's a way!
We don't wanna go to school today But the Lord of the Law says: "nay, nay, nay!" We''re gonna suffer all day, all day, all day! Where there's a school, there's a way!
People think unfettered capitalism is voluntary so it’s not exploitation. But when the option is work for a boss or starve, that’s a huge imbalance of power.
I played this song to my mother and joked that it described pretty well her how she bossed me and dad around in the house. ... she looked far too pleased by my comment to my liking.
Considering they’re fully sentient, Pokeballs don’t seem to force them to obey AT ALL, some of them seem entirely capable of leveling cities, don’t seem to be that harmed even after taking bolts of lightning to the face, can regenerate near instantly, and they go out of their way to challenge trainers, each other, and seem to have some grasp of the rules of chivalry, I don’t actually think so. The terrifying aspect of the Pokémon universe is why that isn’t the case. Because the only explanation is that Pokémon are Eldritch manifestations of human thoughts emotions concepts and wishes made reality by the horrifying omnipotent monstrosities waiting at the boundaries of their reality they have the gall to call UNOWN.
Bryce Plummer I mean, you can hold unto that delusion all you want, but when you’re ready to enter the next level of the meme, you’ll realize it’s actually Cthulhu for kids.
Bryce Plummer XD You’re an odd duck. Which is it? Are you trying to misconstrue the content of the universe to make it dark and funny or are you trying to literally interpret the lore as intended...? Jokes aside, the UNOWN and their habit of granting the wishes of any human they encounter is lore accurate, and Pokémon ARE fully sentient, so dog fighting isn’t applicable. It’s more like fantasy monster Free Style Martial arts, if we are dispensing with dark humor and interpreting the literal lore as intended.
I treat my orc army in shadow of Mordor fairly if they fight for me don’t try to kill me I go and save them if the get captured or help them on their hunts treat them like family
@@legchairhistorian5496 Yeah, but we arent talking about Tolkiens magnum opus are we? We are talking about the animated adaptation of Return of the King. And since it is an adaptations, things are obviously changed. Like the morality of the orcs, making them a little more gray.
This makes the Uruk'hai seem sympathetic. They don't wanna fight, they're cognizant of the fact that Sauron is just using them as cannon fodder, they don't even sound all that loyal to him. It sounds like they'd rather just be vibin' back home, relaxing and eating cheesy doodles.
Preach. This should've been my theme song when I was multi apping and driving my Jeep into the ground with its loud leaking exhaust and busted wiper blade motor so I couldn't see shit in the rain.
They did say "We don't want to go to war today", so maybe they just meant they'd rather wait until tomorrow. There might've been a big epic card game tournament going on and now they're all going to miss it.
Very few people in the south realize that the southern army was a conscripted army, the average non black southerner couldn't give two shits about the slavery issue or the union staying together or breaking apart.
@@chinabluewho I don't really believe that. One of the arguments against freeing the slaves was that they would tank the economy as they took white people jobs.
@@DanJuega There was almost no economy to tank in the south as it was an agricultural landscape with few 'jobs' that you could apply for, the only people who were for slavery in the south were the 1% of the population that actually owned large plantations who didn't want to pay daily wages for hired help, pretty much the same as today with large businesses wanting robotics and AI for the labor force. If not for the cotton gin the south most likely would have ended slavery without a war but the large plantation business owners were the ones funneling money into the politicians pockets. Back then people didn't fear losing their jobs in the south to blacks as they mostly worked on family farms and family run businesses.
'Sir, the soldiers are singing that they don't want to go to war while marching and the whip is only encouraging them!' 'Are they marching though?' '... Yes?' 'Then who cares?!'
Brought to you straight from the soundtrack of my childhood . SO GLAD they FINALLY listened to me and made a big budget movie version of this , I only said it for twenty years ..... NOW lets see a big budget Elric of Melnibone .
I actually like these Orcs. They're a lot easier to relate to than the bloodthirsty psycho Orcs ("meat's back on the menu, boys!") in Jackson's trilogy.
@@AllardRT Maybe in the silmarillion or some other tolkien book, but i dont know since i didnt read either. leaving reply to know when @bipgronte answers
Morgoth may have corrupted their bodies, but at least he left them their rich singing voices.
The way elves look in this universe I don't think they were corrupted that much....
@@okidokiliteratureclub706 Lmfao
Where There's A Whip, There's A Way To Rudimentarily / Spiritually Twist & Corrupt The Greatest Race Of Mortal Beings & Keep 'Em Singin'
They had the best of the best to learn from. Morgoth and his servant, Sauron are supposed to be great singers.
Idk, I always heard that Morgoth was a little "out of tune" @@NukeA6
Imagine going through the trouble of deforming and transforming thousands of elves into an entire race of ruthless war machines, only for their war song to end up being a funky tune about how they dont want to go to war
Morgoth was unable to create, only mock. This is pretty much what Iluvatar knew was going to happen when he tried.
i mean i'd feel happy if that happen.
@Martin Silvan Yeah its pretty unclear, it could be either one, both, or even neither.
@@slothjon1960 I’m pretty sure they don’t, I’m also pretty sure that theres mentions of Orcs doing naughty gross things to human females.
@Martin Silvan No the silmierilion says morgoth tortured and corrupted elves to make the orcs
The "I don't want to go to work" song
"But the Lord of the Lash says NAY NAY NAY"
@@SwedishEmpire1700 "But the Lord of the Cash says NAY NAY NAY"
But the lord of the rent says naY NAy NAYYYYYYYYYYYy
school*
Yeah
I love how the "Lord of the Lash" Whips along to the beat of the song. Like, your job is to brutally beat anyone who wants to leave but you still enjoy a good ditty.
Think of it this way, maybe its a torture method like every time a certain beat comes up Lord of the lash whips and the orcs knows this but if you're singing a good ditty you must sing the entire ditty
Nah, the whip is there to keep them in time and moving. Same with cattle
The whipmaster is likely in on it,hell he probably came up with it himself...in those days drilling to songs like this was common practice in the military,especially the army.
@@dakotastein9499 I don't recall any instances from the books, but in our universe they're certainly common for marching formations to this very day.
@@Infinite_Jester wasn't talking about the books.
They maybe a group of murderous creatures working the Dark Lord but damn it they're going to have those vocals down perfect and harmonize the hell out of the song.
urpo ukkeli Its either that or play 'I Spy' and I bet that would get annoying.
"Okay, I spy with my little eye something... grey."
'Is is my armour... again.'
+docdave15 No. It was the sky this time... Again. Your turn.
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
These guys don't look murderous. They are tired, sad, and just want to go home, more than anything else.
If this song is correct then there not even serving the dark lord willingly, as they said " We're the slaves of the dark lords war" meaning the Orcs don't want this war anymore than the Elves, Dwarves and Men.
Hey, if this whole “dark lord’s war” blows over, these orcs could start a kickin jazz band, become the greatest bards in all of Middle Earth.
It's kinda interesting that they are allowed to protest about having to go to war despite being slaves, you would think Sauron would not want that in his ranks lol
Unfortunately they got turned into badgers and skunks
I think Sauron doesn't really care. No matter how much they grumble and want to rebel, its not like they can actually do so. @@velvety2006
@@IronFistOfArkus42 i mean being a powerful dark lord is a good deterrent for rebels after all (even if he did not have a body at the time lol).
I guess this is an ORChestra
Well played lol
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That joke gut-punched me as it set in... lol
That one made my day. xD
Get out
This whole song actually makes the orcs here look really sympathetic. I mean, look at their faces, they don't want to go to war, they don't want to die. As conscripts they are barely above slaves.
Thats how tolkien originally wanted his orcs to be portrayed and he regretted not portraying them in a more sympathetic light
@@imapleb4956 *Meanwhile in Warhammer 40k
TO LIVE IS TO FIGHT AND DIE AND WAR ALL THE TIME.
No really check out the lore of W40k that stuff makes the extended universe of Star Wars crap it's pants
@@imapleb4956 wtf did you feel the need to spread this disinformation bullshit on every fucking comment?
Yet in a couple of scenes, these same orcs are ready, willing, and eager to engage in a battle against a group of humans.
@@Jay_76 even conscripts have to stir themselves up to keep going
Can you imagine Peter Jackson's Orcs in "Battle of the Five Armies' singing this song?
ExistencialistaAntiHumanista I don’t want to be “that guy” but essentially orcs and goblins are the same thing
Yeah the words are used interchangeably, like how "White" and "Caucasian" are the same thing.
There are different types of orcs though. Snaga are the little weaker ones... Uruks being the big bad ones...
@@fidgetthescout9142 Uh, not exactly. Indians, Pakistanis, and Middle Eastern folk are Caucasian but not White, and depending on the definition or who you ask, neither are Spaniards, Italians, Greeks, Eastern Europeans, etc. Sorry, that comment just made me go "uh".
@@99xjokerx Actually, from what I've heard, goblins are basically orcs but located in the Misty Mountains. It's about the area.
These orcs are better singers than the people in my old high school's choir
I mean I had actual retards in my choir so yeah these guys are pretty solid compared to them
It's all that whipping. really keeps a choir in shape
What are you saying? Those orcs are better singers than most pop musicians; have you ever heard Justin Bieber sing as manly as these orcs? No he sounds like a ten year old girl.
Nate true.
@@ILikeMyPrivacytbt true
"The enemy? His sense of duty was no less than ours, I deem. You wonder what his name was. Where he came from? If he was really evil at heart? What lies or threats led him on this long march from home, when he’d rather have stayed there?"
-JRR Tolkien, when confronted by the germans in the great war
i cry everytime
That's actually quote from the book said by Sam on his first account with the Easterlings with Frodo
@Thanagor of Scourge in the movie yes
@Thanagor of Scourge in the movies, Faramir says it. In the books, its a thought that passes through Sam's mind.
*puts song on repeat and goes for a short jog*
Wait, did I just run past the Eiffel Tower?
what do ye mean by that
+Jose Eduardo Ramirez The music is so enthralling, he missed the most well-known structure in one of the most successful countries in the world. How's that?
I never understood a word you said
Jose Eduardo Ramirez The music is so much fun to listen to that I kept running until I went past the Eiffel Tower.
Thanks man. That was a bit complicated.
The fact that the Orcs are slaves that don't want to fight is pretty saddening
Thats a mighty strange statement coming from a devotee of the blood god.
@Taramafor Haikido His profile picture.
@@JohnDoe-zx1ck He is saddened by the fact that they are slaves and don't fight on their own choosing.
Kornates fight their own battles not someone elses.
Well my dear bloody friend you might be happy for the violence they will make fall like a fountain.
@@shadowhunter0815 "Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows without cease for all eternity."
The most messed up part about this is that right after this song establishes the orc army as unwilling slaves forced to fight and die in a war they want no part of, Sam instigates a fight between them and a passing human battalion just so the hobbits can slip away.
Yeah, sam goes and starts a race war.
It's more like the orcs are tired of marching for so long and want to rest, but their commander keeps driving them along to the next battle.
It's been said that the commander should worry when the troops stop complaining.
@@dorianrobinette9712 Weren’t they already at war?
@@capncake8837 not at present with each other. The men of the harad were allies to the orcs until Sam puts that shit down
Gandalf: Defeats Balrog
Balrog: Where there’s a whip. There’s a way.
Now THAT'S a joke.
Theme song of my life
Edit: I appreciate everyone‘s concern but don‘t be worried, I‘m the one holding the whip
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Best of luck either 1) retiring, or 2) becoming the whipper.
so you're an orc?
Are you okay sir
We don't wanna work the ranch today, but horse out back says "neigh neigh neigh".
I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you.
This is so relevant now it's not even funny
We don't wanna stay at home all day, but the virus in our town says "nay, nay, nay!"
We don't wanna make the cheese today, but the curds in the milk says whey, whey, whey
the fact that they say they "don't want to go to war" and "we're slaves of the dark lord's war" makes them seem like less terrible beings.
Edit: someone should put this song over the orcs marching in the live action one
Just do a search as it has been done tons of times.
@@Pikkabuu kinda wish it was in LEGO Lord Of The Rings
This is actually more in line with how Tolkien wanted the orcs to be portrayed, and he said it was his greatest regret that he didn’t portray them more sympathetically.
@@imapleb4956 shut up, orc-lover. Youre spreading the lies of Sauron.
The Orcs do have a tragic backstory
This brings back memories from my time in the French Foreign Legion.
I was out on leave with a few comrades, drunk as a drunk could be, and a British comrade starts this tune. We all fall in, marching in step. Good fun.
The simplicity of it is what makes it perfect.
I HEARD THIS ONCE , ALMOST 30 YEARS AGO AND I WENT TO BOOT CAMP ,AIT, 2 MED CRUISES AND A TOUR IN IRAQ WITH THIS SONG IN MY HEAD , NEVER HEARING IT AGAIN TILL TODAY, THIS AM ON A WHIM I TRIED THIS 1 LINE AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW .......MY NEWEST FAVORITE SONG
And BTW thank you for your service it's people like you that make us great
As said before, we thank you for your service. :)
imagine singing this in the barracks
This song has me wanting to rejoin, I wish I'd known it while I was in lol
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Hah true I don't wanna go to work today but my factory boss says nay nay nay XD
Holy fuck this is too relatable
At least some folks can work from home, namely with careers like web design. ;)
Lmao
Well to be honest if there was no work and the government shut down ours (I'm an American) would collapse under its own bloated weight.
This song is in my head every time I get up to got to work.
asnrobert mine too
this accurately depicts my playthrough of shadow of mordor
So tedious lol At least you can spare some Orcs and you can see a more relatable quality to them 😄
Even though I'm not a big fan of the animated versions I just love singing along on their songs because they're so fun and catchy.
This was by far my favorite part of the movie.
Thoregor j by 8
this is the only disco tune in the entire movie.
i love this movie just because gandalf i a total psychopat in it
The animated hobbit was a masterpiece, but this one’s budget was cut so it turned out crappy lol
I don't want to go to work today, but the landlord of my apartment says NAY NAY NAY.
An absolute fucking banger.
I sing this to myself every day when I clock into work
I actually have this song in my head, before I go to work. Hehehe!
I never saw the Rankin-Bass version of Return of the King, but for some reason, this song I keep coming back to.
If this was in the Jackson version, it would win every award in existence.
this just unlocked a very hidden core memory of my childhood. i had all of these movies including the hobbit. wow.
I used to sing this song at my old job. lol
TheLoneLoony I should’ve sang this at goodwill/vodec
that is a perfect song for a monday in the morning
this is one of the most beautiful songs ever, but it makes me feel kinda awkward about a supposed ultimate battle between good and evil when the evil side doesn't want to fight any more than the good side does.
Very much the point, though. It's worth remembering, for context, that the movie this is from was created in the wake of the Vietnam war and was likely heavily affected by anti-war sentiment - the fact is that, for the soldiers, it's not an ultimate battle between good and evil. Most of them (even on Sauron's side) are just people.
Nay, nay, nay!
The man himself
Those wonderful voices prove that they are elves deep down inside.
We don't wanna go to work today
But the Lord of the Cash says: "nay, nay, nay!"
We're gonna work all day, all day, all day!
Where there's a cash there's a way!
Suggestion: Where there's a check there's a way.
We don't wanna go to school today
But the Lord of the Law says: "nay, nay, nay!"
We''re gonna suffer all day, all day, all day!
Where there's a school, there's a way!
Where there's a bill there's a way*
People think unfettered capitalism is voluntary so it’s not exploitation. But when the option is work for a boss or starve, that’s a huge imbalance of power.
@@thomasfoster1181 be your own boss then
If they'd put the effort into their fighting that they put into their singing, they would've been unstoppable.
to be fair, they are conscripts.
@@cageybee7221 Lol true. Although I kind of wonder what they'd be doing if they weren't. Somehow I don't see the orcs farming or somesuch....
To Jules Bass, who passed away today. We'll remember the works and the orcs that kept marching.
I wouldn't mind having a drink with these pals.
Now that's a funky hook.
I played this song to my mother and joked that it described pretty well her how she bossed me and dad around in the house.
... she looked far too pleased by my comment to my liking.
i think that migth be due to your parents bein into BDSM and she just thinkin "oh, if youd know..." xDDD
@@TheFlohRiDa You’re gross
@@imapleb4956 that would be pretty normal tho?
bdsm play isnt uncommon
@@TheFlohRiDa it's still gross
@@TheFlohRiDa bro, imagine if I told you that your parents were into bdsm. Pretty wierd and creepy right?
I’d die laughing if some rookies started singing this during their drills in boot camp 🤣 🤣
Wow, this is actually a pretty good and catchy song...
I hadn't seen this film in years, but I woke up this morning to this song in my head. It got me up and to work on time.
I finally got rid of this song out of my head.
Well, here I am again. Guess this will be playing in my head for a couple of weeks now.
What Pokémon’s lives are actually like
Considering they’re fully sentient, Pokeballs don’t seem to force them to obey AT ALL, some of them seem entirely capable of leveling cities, don’t seem to be that harmed even after taking bolts of lightning to the face, can regenerate near instantly, and they go out of their way to challenge trainers, each other, and seem to have some grasp of the rules of chivalry, I don’t actually think so.
The terrifying aspect of the Pokémon universe is why that isn’t the case.
Because the only explanation is that Pokémon are Eldritch manifestations of human thoughts emotions concepts and wishes made reality by the horrifying omnipotent monstrosities waiting at the boundaries of their reality they have the gall to call UNOWN.
Bryce Plummer I mean, you can hold unto that delusion all you want, but when you’re ready to enter the next level of the meme, you’ll realize it’s actually Cthulhu for kids.
Bryce Plummer XD You’re an odd duck. Which is it? Are you trying to misconstrue the content of the universe to make it dark and funny or are you trying to literally interpret the lore as intended...?
Jokes aside, the UNOWN and their habit of granting the wishes of any human they encounter is lore accurate, and Pokémon ARE fully sentient, so dog fighting isn’t applicable. It’s more like fantasy monster Free Style Martial arts, if we are dispensing with dark humor and interpreting the literal lore as intended.
@Bryce Plummer Not at all...? I'm taking it at face value? XD
What exactly is it you think I'm over analyzing...?
"my flesh knows no pain
only max potion"
After the destruction of the Only Ring, and Sauron,Orcs created the Free Commune of Mordor
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Just imagine the orcs in Peter Jackson's version singing this.
This shit is just awesome. Orcs are such underrated creatures
The Dwarves are my favorite, but them Uruk-hai were nothing to sneeze at. Hell, even Aragorn had a hard time fighting them
I treat my orc army in shadow of Mordor fairly if they fight for me don’t try to kill me I go and save them if the get captured or help them on their hunts treat them like family
Flat Man Orcs really are amazing creatures. You can learn all about their ways in a month, and after 100 years, they will still suprise you.
I dunno man acording to Tolkien they are a twisted and unnatural race and in his source material they are evil as only mythological creatures can be.
@@legchairhistorian5496 Yeah, but we arent talking about Tolkiens magnum opus are we? We are talking about the animated adaptation of Return of the King. And since it is an adaptations, things are obviously changed. Like the morality of the orcs, making them a little more gray.
feel like they are singing this in subtle protest of their treatment
+glorb it has been a while since I posted that comment, however knowing myself I was being sarcastic
Gee I wonder if that was sarcasm
I wonder if they composted it themselves or if Sauron teached them the song
@@myroomisblue2679 ya dont say
"Subtle"
Who would have thought orcs had so nice voices.
It took a lot of work, but it was totally worth it.
I occasionally love singing this at work. "We don't want to go to work today, but the lord of the lash says, "nay, nay, nay.'
Underrated song!
Wish it was my alarm clocks ring tone!
Download the song and put it as your alarm
If it was my alarm then I would grow to hate it lol
@@aleckmccarty9999 That's pretty likely. I know people who tried making songs they like into alarm sounds and they grew to hate them.
Well.. is there a Way?😂
This makes the Uruk'hai seem sympathetic. They don't wanna fight, they're cognizant of the fact that Sauron is just using them as cannon fodder, they don't even sound all that loyal to him. It sounds like they'd rather just be vibin' back home, relaxing and eating cheesy doodles.
yeah. poor things
"What have we here? Two _deserters?!_ UP WITH YA! GET IN LINE!"
"We're in luck! He thinks we're orcs!"
"Luck!? Good sir, we'll be marching with a whole blinking army back to Cirith Ungol where we started from!"
Come on, you slugs!
@@thelordofthelash8692 move it move it
This must be what the essential workers are going through
With not much space or many breaks. I dont doubt it
Preach. This should've been my theme song when I was multi apping and driving my Jeep into the ground with its loud leaking exhaust and busted wiper blade motor so I couldn't see shit in the rain.
They did say "We don't want to go to war today", so maybe they just meant they'd rather wait until tomorrow. There might've been a big epic card game tournament going on and now they're all going to miss it.
I like to imagine the Skaven from Warhammer Fantasy singing this. It suits them even better than it does Tolkien's Orcs.
Yeah or if you still want to put it into orky levels, they could be the goblins in an orc army. Also kicked to war or, in 40k, to clear minefields.
Warhammer 40k Orcs Sleep,Eat,Drink and breathe war lol
At least the orks in Warhammer enjoy being in war and dying for their army with honor
Expectation: We dont wanna go to war, we actually despise violence and hate!
Reality: We dont wanna go to war, we prefer casual, laid back pillaging
Preach
i found my new ringtone! and also if the army let us sing this when we go into war, i would fucking join!
my friends and i sang this song during a school track meet (scared the hell out of everyone else. yet was farely good inspiration for the team)
Did you guys do the layered parts? One group singing the lower refrain, and then another singing the higher pitched part on top?
Relevant for anyone who's ever worked in a call centre
Bruh, how's a desk job that bad.
@@Mexican-Inquisition a supermarket customer service call centre, it's hell
The bass on VHS hits harder than a 808
This might be the theme song of all conscript armies.
As a person who done their service as conscript.. Naah, then again, I was a trucker so I had cozy service (after boot camp)
@@Gebunator I mean of course, if you don't fight for your life it doesn't apply as much.
Very few people in the south realize that the southern army was a conscripted army, the average non black southerner couldn't give two shits about the slavery issue or the union staying together or breaking apart.
@@chinabluewho I don't really believe that. One of the arguments against freeing the slaves was that they would tank the economy as they took white people jobs.
@@DanJuega There was almost no economy to tank in the south as it was an agricultural landscape with few 'jobs' that you could apply for, the only people who were for slavery in the south were the 1% of the population that actually owned large plantations who didn't want to pay daily wages for hired help, pretty much the same as today with large businesses wanting robotics and AI for the labor force.
If not for the cotton gin the south most likely would have ended slavery without a war but the large plantation business owners were the ones funneling money into the politicians pockets.
Back then people didn't fear losing their jobs in the south to blacks as they mostly worked on family farms and family run businesses.
If you look hard enough, each one has "Z" or "V" painted on them
Imagine shadow of war orcs singing this during a raid 😂
My mom used to sing this when getting me to do my chores. I had no idea it was from LOTR.
Where the fuck is the ten hours version XD
Just put it on loop.
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Just in case you still wanted it
We and the boys are marching to Ukraine after mobilization
Me and my co workers working at Publix
Switch "war" with "work", and this is me on a daily basis.
Funkiest Tune In LOR!
IDK, the dishwashing song in Unexpected Journey is pretty great
The Russian mobilization is proceeding apace...
0:50 My favorite part!
LoganSweningson
Its actually sad... Being Slaves
Me too!
I prefer the chorus
I’ve had this darn stuck in my head since yesterday 😭😂😂
It runs through my head every time I’m forced to do something against my will 😤👊
Listen to this everyday before school
johnny test sound editors be like:
So they’re singing about how much they hate their boss and he’s jamming to it?
'Sir, the soldiers are singing that they don't want to go to war while marching and the whip is only encouraging them!'
'Are they marching though?'
'... Yes?'
'Then who cares?!'
Yes, Comrade Defence Minister.
When a song in a corny animated kids' movie better captured the Orc's thoughts on the war than an 11-hour live-action epic.
Brought to you straight from the soundtrack of my childhood . SO GLAD they FINALLY listened to me and made a big budget movie version of this , I only said it for twenty years ..... NOW lets see a big budget Elric of Melnibone .
Here from an Oneyplays video, anyone else? 😂
Which video was it again? Lmfao how did this come up in convo
Does Smiling Friends count as an Oneyplays video?
Which vid?
We don't want to go to Ukraine
But the lord of the lash says:
"Nyet, nyet, nyet."
Not gonna lie, I don’t even know where this from but it sounds good.
It’s from the animated LOTR film from the 80s.
This movie could have been so good if they finished all of it
I was brought here by the power of the Nostalgia Critic
same
Likewise.
Same and I regret nothing! ^^
dito
I actually like these Orcs. They're a lot easier to relate to than the bloodthirsty psycho Orcs ("meat's back on the menu, boys!") in Jackson's trilogy.
There was different orc subspecies, in the books there are farmer orcs that must been less violent
@@biphronte and where exactly is the mention of farmer orcs in the books? Read it many times, never seen even a hint on farmer orcs.
@@hoarder1919 Yeah, I just finished rereading ROTK today and not a single word of farmer orcs.
@@AllardRT Maybe in the silmarillion or some other tolkien book, but i dont know since i didnt read either. leaving reply to know when @bipgronte answers
@@macer9054 Definitely not in Silmarillion
When she asks if you're kinky and you send her this link.
*whip crack*
There was enough fire in that song to melt the One Ring before they even reached Mt. Doom.
The garrys mod npcs preparing to die horribly to some unkillable beast
Not a lord of the rings fan, but this song slaps 🤘🎶
Red Army Soilders on their way to assault the Mannerheim line (Finland, late 1939)
These guys are positive about life. Where there’s a whip there’s a way!!!!
Now this is motivation
Where there's a whip there's a way.
It's funny, goofy as it is, I can't help feeling a bit of sympathy for the Orcs. They're also victims of Sauron.
Tolkeins orcs are effectively magically mutated, Inbred tortured rape-baby elves. So you would feel sympathrtic for them.
Nostalgia Critic's "The King and I" brought me here!!!
I had no idea this song had a LOTR connection, the only place I've ever heard it was in a New Orleans brothel.
This is chunky yet funky.