"Local Pig farm sacked by Violent Jihadist, New Hamlet Leader assures populace that the Stage Coach migration program is not to blame" :Hamlet News Network
I feel like I missed a joke at the beginning when the team name was displayed but jokes on you because I'll eventually figure out how to read and understand Russian
i have a good occultist in my own team and this reminded me of it :). he literally soloe'd most runs he's been in and never gone mad , instead he went focused, vigorous and other awesome stuff!!
2:02 - 2:10 As someone who loathes the cove dungeon (almost as much as the weald) I love everything about this sequence! Also its a great string of edits!
A cool thing about the music in the background: the singer made it because someone accused him to be famous only for the girls dancing in his videos, so in this one there is only him and thousands of trashy visual effects
Oh yea, shieldbreaker, Occultist and 2 Plague Doctors are my favorite team to take into the Farmstead. Blight melts everything and Occ just keeps em stunned and my guys healed. It's great.
Crusader dying with 2 HP: heals 0-5HP with bleed Same Crusader but with 2 HP missing: 48HP Crit Heal FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! Stroke Intensifies*
What makes these guys really good is that they can literally act from every position (and heal from every position). Their bonus vs fish and DD also isnt bad. You cant do this shit with 4 musketeers/arbalists... right? Im not tempting you...
Yeah you can't really do it with arbalests/musketteers, and most other classes have at least one rank where they don't work as well. Off the top of my head only highwayman is versatile enough to work from all ranks. And of course quad leper. Petals must fall.
I bought the game for the sake of this meme and finally I was able to come back here and properly appreciate the fact that you are right, this is the right way to play the game
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS! DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THAT FISHMAN A CHANCE, HUH? HE WAS BLEEDING, GURGLING FOR MERCY, AND YOU STABBED HIM... AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN. GOOD JOB.
4 occultist quest get absolutely destroyed from draining the torch light attempts to heal themselves, 0 heal but always bleed try to retreat, remaining ones get heart attacks and afflictions curiosity kicks in and causes commit dies
Fun fact! The reason the artist green screened himself all over the video is because a critic said he was only successful because of all the pretty women in his music videos
100k views, you're absolutely breathtaking guys.
no, YOUR breathtaking!
Я аж тонцуя под певал
К стать. А чо у тебя на русском
I know, thank you!
Just found this today, defo subscribing now
If an occultist heals you for zero and causes bleed, you should be allowed to use his turban as a bandage.
Haha, definitely gonna do that!
Welp, that given if you can live to get his turban, and don't die of the 0 heal crit bleed with a failed death's door save.
Then he shouldn’t have gotten my plague doctor killed.
Haram or Mahāpātaka... Or i guess it's eldritch heretic equivalent lol
@@Warchief-te9jj if your plague doctor died from bleeding you are doing it wrong.
"You know what this run needs? 3 more occultists."
Australian Occultist, Jan 13 2019.
"It's like Christmas Mornin'."
-The other three Occultists, signing up.
@@Nehfarius
"Where did we go so wrong-?"
-Crusader that camps at the bar now.
We need all musketier team. Or all arblades or however that crossbow lady is called.
@@masterzoroark6664 Arbalest.
*spawn sounds*
"G'DAY!"
there's more tentacles here than an off-brand anime.
What the hell is an off-brand anime
@@pendagar449 also known as hentai.
@@anonymousmonkey9491 I dunno, it seems really on brand for me.
Apple Child it’s not since the studios don’t really have a “brand” ,are usually pretty unknown
-me,an off-brand hentai scholar
@@KAPPACHIO It was a joke.
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
To be fair, he put in a lot of effort. He deserves some reward. Perhaps glittering gold, trinkets and baubles. Paid for in blood.
@@QuindariusGooch-s8o To fall for such a little thing... a bite of bread.
TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN
@@QuindariusGooch-s8oYou are halarious 😂
I can just see this being the party combo to fight Deus Vult in Butcher’s circus.
Enoch Horning sadly they said you won’t be able to have multiples of heros in the circus.
Heresy
@@alphastark8883 :c
And they said Bollywood isn't good
Well, technically, Tunak Tunak Tun isn't from the state where Bollywood is, since it's Punjabi X3
"Local Pig farm sacked by Violent Jihadist, New Hamlet Leader assures populace that the Stage Coach migration program is not to blame"
:Hamlet News Network
MrTwistedLizard my sides... my poor sides
"Don't get too excited, boys, the dungeons'll take care of THEM right quick."
-Some Guy.
this guys are literally killing daemons from the underworld and you compare them to refugees?????
Ricardo Ignacio Villalobos It’s a joke
An isolated incident obviously
*See siren boss*
*She's not covered at all*
Absolute haram
dude, he is a sikh
@@Lasaga123 white people, am I right?
Haram=Heresy right
If so then *absolutely yes*
Haram means forbidden
@@cultistaautista Harambe was a Forbidden Bee
I feel like I missed a joke at the beginning when the team name was displayed but jokes on you because I'll eventually figure out how to read and understand Russian
The team name was "Cthulhu Fhtagn!"
Shouldn’t it be “R’yleh R’yleh Ole!”? Or maybe in russian it’s different.
@@ernestoernestez6537 that's probably localisation stuff going on! cthulhu fhtagn is as memeable in russia as it can get with all that lore
Makes sense, thanks!
To be honest I assumed the team caused everything to be written in chtuluu
you deserve more viewer.
Yeah, gonna try my best in my videos c:
Just one, i guess
"вьетнамские флэшбеки с критом лечения на 0 + кровотечение"
Fucking missed out not finding this gold sooner.
i have a good occultist in my own team and this reminded me of it :).
he literally soloe'd most runs he's been in and never gone mad , instead he went focused, vigorous and other awesome stuff!!
Truly he was blessed by the good deities)
Empty Industry I bet he was blessed by Hindou deities
He has stared into the abyss, and seen the abyss flinch.
@@_ArmIa When he stared into the abyss, he made it blink first.
Алгоритмы ютуба непостижимы уму
I understand.
забавно что на русский видос столько англоговорящих понабежало
@@ВладимирБолотов-ъ3э ну как вы можете заметить теперь канал английский
Гений,отец русского оккультизма,гигант монтажа!Ставлю класс,хотя сразу понял, что фото шоп.
а что на 1:10 ?
@@yantomashchuk549 вроде как мульт сериал гетто
haha Cyrillic
Сериал Гетто. На инглише называется Boondocks. Так легче найти
What did you say nigga?
Oh internet, you never disappoint
except when you do
2:02 - 2:10
As someone who loathes the cove dungeon (almost as much as the weald)
I love everything about this sequence!
Also its a great string of edits!
A cool thing about the music in the background: the singer made it because someone accused him to be famous only for the girls dancing in his videos, so in this one there is only him and thousands of trashy visual effects
And yet it’s still slaps
This man made the biggest middle finger he could've while also making a fucking banger
tfw unironically run 4 tentacle fetishists in DD sometimes
actually fun comp
seems like jack of all trades type of thing everyone can heal everyone can pull or push and every deal medium damage and everyone can stun
@@lolmanmagee2785 But can they stress heal?
@@snkybrki if they crit sure can ;p
Just found this video and I can say I've never laughed so much on a video. Please keep up with this content!
If the Crusaders have *DEUS VULT!*
The Infidels have *TUNAK TUNAK DU DADADA!*
"By Allah behave youreself or you will taste my tentacle!"
@@masterzoroark6664 that was super cursed and I did not need to see that
@@КобальтРейген *Tentacle slap*
> 0 heal
> + bleeding
> +99 stress
*becomes irrational*
*FEARFUL*
And so the combo was quickly nerfed by the developers. The end.
BUFF MODS: NOT ON MY TURN!
I never expected to hear Stinkmeaner after seeing cyrillic letters. Internet never ceases to surprise me
Suprised that there isn't more memes with Tunak Tunak Tun, one of the greatest music hits of our generation.
The level of absurdity and meme-ing gets doubled by the simple fact that the game UI is run on russian.
Occultist and shieldbreaker works real well together since they wear similar clothings
True that.
Oh yea, shieldbreaker, Occultist and 2 Plague Doctors are my favorite team to take into the Farmstead. Blight melts everything and Occ just keeps em stunned and my guys healed. It's great.
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 good call since you can't reduce the light levels you can spam occultist stun and not worry
Crusader dying with 2 HP: heals 0-5HP with bleed
Same Crusader but with 2 HP missing: 48HP Crit Heal
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! Stroke Intensifies*
No one :
TH-cam : recommends video game Indian stereotypes with a music bit to match.
Me an Indian : Nani?
They're not Indian the Occultists are most likely from the middle east.
IT KNOWS
Toxic Male
And you scoop it up and put it in your pocket for later
@@tuna5305 For some reason, Middle Eastern stereotypes sometimes get mixed in with Indian ones.
@@antonioscendrategattico2302 Probably because of the turbans
I never knew about the hole in my life until this came and filled it with joy. It is so beautiful.
Plot twist: This is all just what he imagines the gameplay will be like, and in reality, almost all of his wyrd reconstructions are *0 crit! bleed*
"Ahmed, you wore the same color robes as me again"
"I do not see your name on the red trimmed black robes, Abdul"
Me and the boys when someone talks shit about ghandi
Ghandi? That guy is an asshole.
(In Civilisation 5)
Ey yo ain't no body gonna talk shit about my man Ghandi less they want a tentacle to the face
Or a nuke to the ass
@Damian 2000 I rate your comment a 255/10
What makes these guys really good is that they can literally act from every position (and heal from every position). Their bonus vs fish and DD also isnt bad. You cant do this shit with 4 musketeers/arbalists... right? Im not tempting you...
Yeah you can't really do it with arbalests/musketteers, and most other classes have at least one rank where they don't work as well. Off the top of my head only highwayman is versatile enough to work from all ranks.
And of course quad leper.
Petals must fall.
@@bonogiamboni4830QUAAAAAD LEEEEEEEEPER
I'm not sure if my life sucks too much or this video is just too good. I haven't laughed so much in a very long time.
you are very good at extracting ozone from your opponents
That's a dank darkest Dungeon video. I'm dying to try this on a long champion mission.
By the way, I did do this as a long champion mission. They did just fine.
The absolute eldritch madlad
1:09 Lmao I love how they snuck in that Boondocks reference. 😂
I bought the game for the sake of this meme and finally I was able to come back here and properly appreciate the fact that you are right, this is the right way to play the game
I feel that the Russian text only adds to the experience.
This should have more views.
Your videos have truly been great from day 1.
Keep up the good work.
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!
DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THAT FISHMAN A CHANCE, HUH? HE WAS BLEEDING, GURGLING FOR MERCY, AND YOU STABBED HIM... AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN.
GOOD JOB.
Это невероятно мужик. Спасибо, я действительно получил удовольствие)
When the video is in russian, you know it's going to be good.
English: R'lyeh R'lyeh Ole!
Russian: C'thulhu Fhtagn!
Subtle differences...
So first was Reynauld's Cruisade. now theres this, wonderful days for all.
The vomit part had me dying of laughter hahahaha
This is gold!
I have no idea what is happening but this is great.
I love giving my occultist a focus ring with the stab, makes him crit and oneshot everyone
After this run: WHAT KIND OF A SADISTS USES TENTACLES
"To fight the abyss, one must know it"
its genuinely glorious how spastic this is
I see your Last Crusade comp, and I raise you my Tunak Tun comp.
Instant subscription just from this video. The Monty Python reference made me cream myself
this was one of the funnyinest clips on youtube for me :)) omg lol , thanks bro , awesome content :))
4 occultist quest
get absolutely destroyed from draining the torch light
attempts to heal themselves, 0 heal but always bleed
try to retreat, remaining ones get heart attacks and afflictions
curiosity kicks in and causes commit dies
When you just woke up in the morning and the Darkest Dungeon 2 just dropped
This is technically a perfect team.
Good DPS, Good healing, stun and can take out the backliners while also weakening bosses
мне нравится то, как все мои любимые игры, дакерст, лоботомия, библиотека появляются на этом канале уже как несколько лет)
This is absolutely god tier.
0:24 И я понял, что поёт этот чувак на фоне)... Ктукхтру-тру ктулкхтру-тру ктулкру-тру фхта-та-та-танг!!...
Теперь я не могу слышать "тунак тунак"
Ну вот защем
Ah yes, some Tunak Tuk with russian in game language
I fucking cracked up instantly at the opening music, idk why. But I know a good Darkest Dungeon meme video when I see the thumbnail.
now I can't stop picturing the mystics as stinkmeiner
О мой Ктулху это великолепно
Fun fact! The reason the artist green screened himself all over the video is because a critic said he was only successful because of all the pretty women in his music videos
Omfg I haven't heard this song in ages. This was back in TouTube's glory days.
Man I haven’t heard this song since “K-On don’t say lazy” , brings me back to old TH-cam videos.
1:34 I thought there will be a critical 0 heal
Remember when it was just a joke?..
1:00 I was not ready for that...
Привет. Never would it have occurred to me that this could be a viable Team. Pretty funny
Search Omnipeasant. He beat entire game with only Occultists.
You earned a permanent sub for this masterpiece
Alternate title: me and indian bois massacring the entire monster population within their home dungeon with national anthem in the background
"Don't fuck with us, The Tunak Tun Clan, again" enemies are scared now
instead of the elements, it's eldrich power
The impracticality of a turban in the cove is somewhat comical.
This was quite basic, but I enjoyed it a lot. Some good dull humour in the morning is all I need haha
I wish in on a critical heal with a yield of 20 or higher the ancestor would say:
_”Be Remade!”_
1:25 this is so perfect. :D
I love it lmao. Dunno why it was recommended at 2 AM but whatevs xD Nice PILAV disgust sounds xD
Видал я один хентай, который начинался так же
The amount of money he must spend on torches😢
Man this had me rolling! Thank you for the hilarious vid!
r'lyej r'lyeh ole is so fun in the cove
I have no idea what this game is, or why this appeared in my recommended.
But damn am I glad it did.
Darkest Dungeon, available on Steam. No, I'm not an advertiser.
@@predator5775
I found out a couple minutes after making that comment, thanks for telling me though.
4 окультиста не контрятся
That was both ridiculous and tunak tu... (repeatedly_coughing) I mean, brilliant!
пати, когда не определились кто танк, какой маг, не узнали какой прист и почему варлок не придёт сегодня:
Бессмертная классика, не устаю к ней возвращаться)
It would've been much less funny if it weren't for tunak playing in the background 😂👌
10/10 masterpiece
Obviously best Cove party comp.
3:01 ah yes the red plague *spamming retreat button*
That Stronghold “none shall pass” audio bite 👍🏼
I never realized the occultist is doing the tunak tunak hand pose. Wow.
I really needed this this morning.ty
Funny how that random disease in the end made you say "fuck it". I have the same emotions.
time to bless the fuck out of the dungeons with curry
Little did you know that there's actually a button in settings that can help you in changing your language?
Does another language really matter when the UI is distinct enough, and no spoken word is necessary?