Your correct but this comment hurts badly, I cried when Jimmy passed. I met the man multiple times in New Orleans and in Orange Beach at the Florabama. I still can't believe he's gone.
EVERYONE, sovereign citizens before the courts, and the TH-cam audience collectively, needs to hear directly from the mouth of every judge, these exact words, "As sovereign citizens, whatever you believe protects you, has ZERO MERIT IN ANY COURT OF LAW."
“We’ll bring you back tomorrow when you understand” best response to the sovereign citizen nonsense of not understanding. Magically straightens things out in their brain. Edit: omg I’m loving Judge Vann. It just keeps getting better and better.
The thing about sov-cits is that they'll quote the Supreme Court when it agrees with their wishes and beliefs, but ignore it when it does not. Come to think of it, that's true about all fringe believers ... and sometimes even the rest of us.
So in Puerto Rico when the music cuts off they continue dancing and start singing. Awesome. Here in the states we start yelling, get angry, then gunshots ring out. Got it
I would love to see Judge Vann show up with some Officers when called out to some 1st Amendment auditors showing up doing one of their ' skit performances ' at a Post Office or some City Building. When they would go into their gibberish double-speak... they would be roasted and humiliated so BAD!
@@lillian6076 Especially when he starts by talking about how there's a "Festival" in the streets where everyone's dancing and singing _(went on a Tangent trying to explain to us WHY the Wi-Fi is working intermittently... Something's DEFINITELY UP because that's either Deflecting way too hard or a small mix-up as it happens so often after S€x! 😂),_ and 5 minutes later, when trying to get rid of the Cuban Wife Conspiracy Theory, also Mike: _"I don't think I've seen a Female ever since I have set foot on this Island!"_ *That's soooo SUS!*
Education comes when those learning can appreciate the subject, the delivery of the info and the timing God's most aren't friends at all w the timing God's and you have to be able to dance like the beat is your heartbeats. Its about making society smarter and not need to go thru the same stuff lmao or maybe even inspire to grow to be even better, more educated and able to maneuver when they fall into this place... That's where we begin to appreciate things and thanks Mike you do us all a great service and all it truly can be described w fn wifi lol ahhh privilege lol bless anyone you come in contact with Mike I wish I could be in PR.
Great vid Mike!.....I do not know how you find the time to practice law...and produce your epic vids....but thanks for sharing with all of us!...Happy New Year
I was in Puerto Rico around the same time several years ago. On the day we were supposed to return, everyone was scrambling for rooms. Apparently, the weather stateside was awful! We were able to get to Charlotte, NC, but not to Indianapolis. When we finally did get there, the car was buried under 6 ft. of snow, and all I had was a windbreaker with temps at -14!
I heard it too! "A fark and a mockery". As Mike sometimes says, "This guy is lucky I'm not a Judge" - because I would have zeroed in on that for comedy value alone
Mike: "I don't think I have even seen a Female since I've set foot on this island." Also Mike 5 min earlier: _There's a festival, everybody's dancing and singing._ So... One of 2 Questions: - Exactly what kind of "festival" was it, Mike? OR - You wouldn't be trying to perjure yourself now, wouldn't you, Mike? Trying to get rid of this Cuban Wife Conspiracy Theory... 😂
I motion to strike any further use of "I appreciate you" between adults. Either flirt with the person or don't. A simple 'thank you' works, life isn't a psych couch.
Well I have had power the whole time but I’m in the nicest part of San Juan. Like I said in the video I saw power going out when I was at dinner last night. That was in La Placita which is not far from where I’m staying. A lot of places have their own generators because power issues are so common.
So, in Florida, if you are caught with meth, you get charged with possession AND you get charged with possession of drug paraphernalia for the bag it is in? Like, are you supposed to carry it in your hand?
He got all dressed up to tell them he ain't cooperating. Hell I would have showed up in character pj's sleeping mask remote in hand...lol😅 opps 😮why are those officers taking out cuffs ? Hey I'm not dressed for company.yikes😢
These were simply people fighting for their lives against an out-of-control pseudo-legal [society] called the Bar. You're misusing the term _sovereign._
I get he was trying to watch his language, but Judge Vann completely butchered that phrase. "Want in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up first."
I think Jimmy Buffet said it, "Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know it's Mike's own damn fault."
Your correct but this comment hurts badly, I cried when Jimmy passed. I met the man multiple times in New Orleans and in Orange Beach at the Florabama. I still can't believe he's gone.
Judge Vann's definition of a sovereign citizen:"Crap in one hand. Hope in the other." (Pantamimes making a sandwich) 😂
Watching these makes me feel like a brilliant attorney..
ps..I'm not an attorney
But did stay in a Holiday inn?
If so you are good enough to be an attorney.
Right?
EVERYONE, sovereign citizens before the courts, and the TH-cam audience collectively, needs to hear directly from the mouth of every judge, these exact words, "As sovereign citizens, whatever you believe protects you, has ZERO MERIT IN ANY COURT OF LAW."
If the Court no longer has jurisdiction, WHY does he appear to be in HANDCUFFS and the matching green jumper 🤡
We're ALL wearing that. You haven't been fitted for cuffs & greens yet? Uncool.
“We’ll bring you back tomorrow when you understand” best response to the sovereign citizen nonsense of not understanding. Magically straightens things out in their brain.
Edit: omg I’m loving Judge Vann. It just keeps getting better and better.
Sov Cits and Flat Earthers are a never ending source of entertainment.
These were just people fighting for their lives and misusing legal concepts, I don't know how you can find "entertainment" in that.
@JLova82 lol...good one. It's almost like you believe Sovcits have intelligence.
@@AreYouSerious-q1l You may mislabel anyone anything you wish, but that is *your* mistake, not mine.
Especially if they are one and the same 😄. You get double the stupid 😁.
@@JLova82 representing yourself in court is NEVER a good idea,especially for a serious felony
Judge; Be sure to spell my name right, with two n's. I love it!!😂😂😂
A FARK AND A MOCKERY!! 🤣🤣
You know Judge Vann is NOT the judge to mess with...jesus
ANOTHER sovereign citizen doing the I don’t “ stand under” rather than I don’t understand routine- he really needs some new material 😂😂😂
4:48 A total FARK! 😂
4:38
A "FARK?" I am dying! 😂 Sir, are you trying to say FARCE? 😂😂😂😂
Oh, this is going to be a fantastic new clip for you… “Crap in one hand, hope in the other :::CLAP::: see how that works for you“ 😂
You’re great Mike. Over the years you’ve been awesome.
Love this judge!
“Well, your motion is denied.”
So matter of fact, then they’re dismissed.
Mike out in Puerto Rico living his best life. Happy New Year, and have fun! 🎉🥳
ALL thumbs up for Judge Vann....!!!! My hero! I'd love to see someone sue him.
The thing about sov-cits is that they'll quote the Supreme Court when it agrees with their wishes and beliefs, but ignore it when it does not. Come to think of it, that's true about all fringe believers ... and sometimes even the rest of us.
With that speech he convinced me, that he is a true bloodied Sov Cit.
“All objections”, still one of my faves.
Two Thumbs Up for Judge Vann! 👍👍
So in Puerto Rico when the music cuts off they continue dancing and start singing. Awesome. Here in the states we start yelling, get angry, then gunshots ring out. Got it
Crack in one hand and hope in the other is hands down THEE best statement I’ve heard alll year. It’s still early but that’s gotta be top tier 😂😂😂
I love Judge Vann
This jail is a real production line for these hearings.
Salad Bowl Head Mike is pretty Epic, I've gotta admit!
(As long as he doesn't turn into Salad Fingers...)
I would love to see Judge Vann show up with some Officers when called out to some 1st Amendment auditors showing up doing one of their ' skit performances ' at a Post Office or some City Building. When they would go into their gibberish double-speak... they would be roasted and humiliated so BAD!
This is good because Mike never gets away on a trip. Finally took a flight out of town. Its rough when you live on a fixed income
Just got an Ad starting with "What is the Dark Side of ADHA in Men..." Was SO APPROPRIATE for this Sovcit Emergency! 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 another one bites the dust
Ooh Mike is doth protesting too much, he’s definitely found love! ❤
May it be exciting and new. 😂
😂😂😂
@@lillian6076 Especially when he starts by talking about how there's a "Festival" in the streets where everyone's dancing and singing _(went on a Tangent trying to explain to us WHY the Wi-Fi is working intermittently... Something's DEFINITELY UP because that's either Deflecting way too hard or a small mix-up as it happens so often after S€x! 😂),_ and 5 minutes later, when trying to get rid of the Cuban Wife Conspiracy Theory, also Mike: _"I don't think I've seen a Female ever since I have set foot on this Island!"_
*That's soooo SUS!*
🎶🎤Lovvvvvve,
exciting and new🎶🎤
Love!! Exciting and New !!! Come aboard!! We’re expecting you !!! 😂😂😂
Mike, you picked a Crazy week to be in Puerto Rico 😂
Well even with the power issues it beats the hell out of Chicago this time of year
Education comes when those learning can appreciate the subject, the delivery of the info and the timing God's most aren't friends at all w the timing God's and you have to be able to dance like the beat is your heartbeats. Its about making society smarter and not need to go thru the same stuff lmao or maybe even inspire to grow to be even better, more educated and able to maneuver when they fall into this place... That's where we begin to appreciate things and thanks Mike you do us all a great service and all it truly can be described w fn wifi lol ahhh privilege lol bless anyone you come in contact with Mike I wish I could be in PR.
Great vid Mike!.....I do not know how you find the time to practice law...and produce your epic vids....but thanks for sharing with all of us!...Happy New Year
I was in Puerto Rico around the same time several years ago. On the day we were supposed to return, everyone was scrambling for rooms. Apparently, the weather stateside was awful! We were able to get to Charlotte, NC, but not to Indianapolis. When we finally did get there, the car was buried under
6 ft. of snow, and all I had was a windbreaker with temps at -14!
I absolutely love that bailiff!😂
Ok Mike the salad bowl was cute . I vote you pack a fez when you travel 😆
9-10:30, alleged criminal complains about how tough it is to be a criminal in these times. Definitely worth watching
'when you sue me make sure its with two n's' XD
Law talk with Mike, coming to you
from Whitehall Pa. as usual. Keep
up the good work Esquire 👍
We need to make Mike a crepe paper fez that he can keep in his suitcase! 😂 The salad bowl fez might make him start speaking fluent word salad. 🥗
travel fez!
You gotta clip that FARK Mike!
Did he say “farkin mockery”??!!! 😂😂😂
Mike's got a winter home in Puerto Rico!
Nope
@@LawTalkWithMike #goals
Cool Porto Rican story. I think me and my walker would love it there
*Puerto
I just left the Dominican Republic. Best time ever. Have a great time Mr. Mike.
"The first trial was a fark and a mockery."
Imagine creating a parole violation with a meth charge and using sovereign citizen arguments to stay out of prison lol
The term [sovereign citizen] itself is a misnomer.
Plus irritating the Judge. . Good day to be a sov cit.
@@JLova82 so is jumbo shrimp. Both are oxymorons.
4:30 Did the defendant seriously just FARK in open court and not even have the common law courtesy to say "accuse me"????
I thought I heard the first defendant say in his rant that the first court case was a “fark” instead of farce!
I heard it too! "A fark and a mockery". As Mike sometimes says, "This guy is lucky I'm not a Judge" - because I would have zeroed in on that for comedy value alone
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the "travel stainless steel mixing fez" 😂
I’m cold… Puerto Rico sounds good and warm
Oh it is 🇵🇷
"Jerperdeez, fark and a mokereey..." Can't argue with that.
I had a big chuckle at that too 🤣 fark 💀
Love your channel ❤️
The first defendant has the same delivery as Mitch Hedberg...
I was born in PR!! Hoping it’s still as gorgeous as I remember
A fark or a farce?? Is FARKa word???!!! 😂😂
Eric Martin is back in jail what a shocker lol😅😅
Shit in one hand, hope in the other, see if that helps 😂😂😂
Mike is effortless funny.
We don't see a lot of Judge Van anymore.
Judge Vann and Corporal Fambro are basically work-married.
At least it's not regular-married?
Hi, Mike! I’ve had no Wi-Fi since Hurricane Helene. I just had to check in on my phone. I miss this.
No conspiracy, Mike's Cuban wife just gets cold in the Chicago winters.
Love the bowl hat!
Hope and Crap! Wash up afterwards sir.
Mike: "I don't think I have even seen a Female since I've set foot on this island."
Also Mike 5 min earlier: _There's a festival, everybody's dancing and singing._
So... One of 2 Questions:
- Exactly what kind of "festival" was it, Mike?
OR
- You wouldn't be trying to perjure yourself now, wouldn't you, Mike?
Trying to get rid of this Cuban Wife Conspiracy Theory... 😂
I may have overstated some things😂
@@LawTalkWithMike 👍 Answered like a true Lawyer! It's ok. Your Secret's safe with me! 😉
@@christiangauthier727 well there’s a mic drop 🤣
@@LawTalkWithMike ALLEGEDLY
@@Licensedtodeal Did you mean "A *Mike* drop"? _cue in the Drum 🥁 to make fun of my lame joke. Ba dum tsshh!_ 😂
I motion to strike any further use of "I appreciate you" between adults. Either flirt with the person or don't. A simple 'thank you' works, life isn't a psych couch.
Up here in the 48, when the power goes out, we sit in the dark and see if we have phone service. Puerto Rico, they dance in the streets. Go figure.
Kinda like double secret probation.
“whatever the hell that is”
Animal House. @@tims4502
Mike, you need to invest in a foldable travel fez to bring with you on your out of state adventures.
Mike was that your new Grey Fez of Truth?
It wouldn’t sound so awful if they knew how to pronounce the words they’re attempting to spew out.
He did sound like Brooks 😂
Mike: No Woman, No Cry.
@@emordnilaps Everything's gonna be all right! 🎵🎶
He does sound like Brooks!
OMG that second one was epic! When you sue me make sure you spell my name right.
Hey Mike, quick question. There's been a lot of reporting that PR is without power again. What are you experiencing aside from a lack of good Headwear
Well I have had power the whole time but I’m in the nicest part of San Juan. Like I said in the video I saw power going out when I was at dinner last night. That was in La Placita which is not far from where I’m staying. A lot of places have their own generators because power issues are so common.
So, in Florida, if you are caught with meth, you get charged with possession AND you get charged with possession of drug paraphernalia for the bag it is in? Like, are you supposed to carry it in your hand?
No electricity, bowl, or tossed salad jokes coming from me.
He thinks he can tell the judge what he will and won't do?😂😂😂😂😂
Darn I just missed the live!
Me too! Darn sneaky livestreams!
Thank you. Have a great time
You're in Puerto Rico and they just had an island wide power outage for 2 days.
I did notice that 😂
Wait, did I hear incorrectly? Did the judge just say that a clear, plastic baggie is considered paraphernalia?
A fark? I think he means farce.
Dear Judge Vann,
Can I please have just a wish sandwich, sir.
He got all dressed up to tell them he ain't cooperating. Hell I would have showed up in character pj's sleeping mask remote in hand...lol😅 opps 😮why are those officers taking out cuffs ? Hey I'm not dressed for company.yikes😢
Mike stay traveling 🎉
Congratulations to Mike and his Puerto Rican Husband, Juan.
Book my ticket!
"Fark" 😂😂😂💀
attorney penney sounded like sheldon.
"Puerto Rico, my heart's devotion.."🎉
2025 the year the sovereign and the moors provide us with entertainment every week the whole year .
These were simply people fighting for their lives against an out-of-control pseudo-legal [society] called the Bar. You're misusing the term _sovereign._
How do we send clips to Mike? Is there an email or something?
I get he was trying to watch his language, but Judge Vann completely butchered that phrase.
"Want in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up first."
Consecutive murder trials? What a grind!
Happy new year 🎊🎈🎆 ❤