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When Andy (Steve Carell) tells his friends some tall tales about his love making past, they figure out he's a virgin.
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Cast: Steve Carell, Romany Malco, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd
Director: Judd Apatow
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Producer: Judd Apatow, Steve Carell, Jon Poll, Seth Rogen, Shauna Robertson, Clayton Townsend
Screenwriter: Judd Apatow, Steve Carell
Film Description: One man nervously ventures forth into the final frontier in this comedy starring comic actor Steve Carell. Andy Stitzer (Carell) is a cheerfully geeky guy who is settling into middle age with his large collection of comic books, action figures, and collectable models. Andy works in an electronics store, and seems reasonably happy with his life. However, one day his friends and co-workers David (Paul Rudd), Jay (Romany Malco), and Cal (Seth Rogen) discover that Andy has a secret -- due to his rather severe jitters around women, Andy is still a virgin. Andy's pals are appalled at this state of affairs, and set out to find a woman who'd be willing to get horizontal with him. After a number of disastrous dates, everyone thinks Andy has finally struck gold when he meets Trish (Catherine Keener), an attractive single mother who takes an immediate liking to him. What the other guys don't know is that Trish has just gotten out of a bad relationship, and has informed Andy she isn't ready to be intimate with him just yet. The 40-Year-Old Virgin was the first feature film directed by Judd Apatow, who previously served as a writer and producer for the well-regarded television shows Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, and The Larry Sanders Show.
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Props to Steve Carrell for keeping a straight face.
Prob took 20 takes
Ameen Ahmed he is the best at that.
Wouldn't be in the final cut
Hussein Rizk okay but a lot of actors actually struggle with that. Steve is honestly the last person to even break character. He’s a GREAT actor. Now there are a lot of not very good actors out there just saying.
Yeah because him laughing and braking character never happened
Steve Carell really pulls off genuine embarrassment. His attempt to lie to make himself seem experienced is a good example of his acting.
Krooksbane 💯💯
It was in the script though
@@Kinobambino he wrote the script lol
Borked!!
it’S faKe AcTiNg, iTs aLL sCRiPteD
I like how his friends don’t make fun of him that much and instead offer to support and help him. That’s so sweet
No, they told all the company workers abt it
Watch the whole movie bro
They definitely made fun of him for being a virgin, they just also assisted him in losing his virginity
I wished I have friends like that 😮💨
@@ktefccre ADHD is no joke
That’s the friends you want
I love how Andy was the most sane, normal, well adjusted person in this movie.
Thank you! Thank you for being another intelligent person who gets that Andy didn't have problems being a virgin!
@@sambridgers9543 He was pretty lonely
@@Bob-qq7bt Not exactly. He still had his buddies at the electronics store. Besides, much of the conflict ironically stems from Andy's friends trying to get him to lose his virginity.
I mean, women... sometimes they make you lose your mind.
Because a 40 year old guy who has a six figure toy collection but isn't willing to shell out a few grand for a used car is sooooooo well adjusted
I have less than 5 years left to become like him
You have 4 years to save up for Amsterdam.
+RoyMcAvoy You're a 35 year old virgin? you have to get on that
+Callum Russell I tell you!!
+RoyMcAvoy How does that happen?
+RoyMcAvoy How'd you pull that off? I only wish I could stop my sexual desire like that. Its caused some of the biggest problems in my life :(
They're all drinking beer and he he's drinking soda lol
Lee I literally did that once when hanging with my buddies at a bar. I was on a diet though so I only drink diet cola they were looking at me like tf? Lol
Lee 😄😄😄
So what?..
I hate beer. Id take a Fanta over beer anyday
Not just any soda, but a Fanta... the girliest drink ever lol
Me in 2005: He's 40, and still a virgin? What a loser. I bet that'll never happen to me.
Me in 2020: Ah crap.
You gents are on your way to become wizards, kudos. I unfortunately was corrupted as an acolyte. :< Do not let the carnal desires for pleasure taint your wisdom my friends.
Ha. Same. I’ve got about a year left until that will be me.
I didnt realize ppl actually went through this other than religious beliefs ofc
How does that happen?!
@@Gulag00 yh i was thinking the same
love that line "in jail" its the way he just slips it in at the end.
"are you a virgin?" "not since I was 10" 😂😂😂
Already lost mine at 23
Cousin Ryan lmao
😂😂😂
@@Thecatnipproject serious? Me too 😁
I lose mine's at 9
This movie will be very painful to watch... in about 18.2 years.
Sargon you could lose your virginity mate?
That's a very difficult thing to achieve... unless you pay for it of course, but I don't wanna pay for it lol.
Sargon don't pay for it mate. Guess we are the same age (23?), and I'm on the same boat. We can do it, if all our ancestors easely did it
Sargon its a lot easier than you think I was pretty lucky it took me a while but I finally met a girl and it just happened
shinukism shnuck are you serious or joking?
honestly the guy at 2:05 is actually being a really good friend (no judgment and complete willingness to help)
2:03 was the better friend imo. He tells the other two to drop it cause he sees this is likely embarrassing him.
I like how they're actually supportive of him and even though laughing seem like good friends who genuinely want to help.
I would have appreciated having friends like that in my early 20s.
Seth Rogen was 22/23 in this wtf he looks like 30 at least
Lmao, I remember I was blown away when I saw that too
you think thats weird? steve carrel was 20 years older than him in this
Wtf? That can't be right can it? Maybe he lied about his age
Seth's character is supposed to be 40 yo
That's the result of smoking weed
"Ah you're nailing me, cool." Gets me every time
6.eggs. lol
I love that part too
Yeesh..
Especially that cool part😂😂🤣🤣
Me too!🤣🤣🤣
1:06 his life changed forever after this moment 😂 Hahahaha
Lol this was the exact moment that made this movie for me
what should he have said instead of bag of sand
@@cautarepvp2079 pillows, puddy..
@@kaylao.3326 Pillows? I'm guessing you've never felt breasts either?
@@RedRoseSeptember22 I’m guessing you can’t read? Bcus if you could you would see that my name is “Kayla” so obviously I’m a woman and woman have breasts, so clearly I touched one before considering the fact that I own some.
Not so bad being a 40 year old virg when theres world of warcraft now.
loool no life i suppose
I’d rather play that then touch a women
Treemaster that’s the correct ‘then lol
Italian Boy nope
There was world of warcraft then. The game is like 20 years old
"And I'd be like nailing her"......
"oh shit" lmfao
Brianamus Prime I always laugh at that part
His face right before that. The man is literally on the edge of his seat.
"I have friends who fuck guys. In jail"
Reminds me of leon from curb
What's hilarious about this scene is the varied reactions to Andy's story. Romany Malco's character totally believes Andy was telling the truth up to the "bag of sand comment", while Seth Rogen's character was just outright confused. Meanwhile Paul Rudd's facial expression: you just know he thinks Andy is just talking shit 🤣🤣
I gotta admit, Steve Carell's acting was so on point. His character is very convincing.
I used to laugh at this movie and now im 25yrs old and a virgin and my fear is, this movie will probably become my reality lol
Nah, you just need the right woman :) you're still young it'll happen. I was 25 when I lost my V card :)
You’re not alone dude I’m 21 and I still am and fear I never will lose my V card. 😂😂😭😭
Just get on your bicycle and find you a hot granny!
Hey dude, I'm one too and there's nothing wrong with that!
@@gabbylopez9091 yea there is 😂
“And id be nailing her and she’d be like ‘awhhh you’re nailing me ! Cool!’ “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
You ever said that to a guy/girl? Lol
Can i nail you?
@@csgo8614
But i want to nail her 😢
@@csgo8614 No, sir, you cannot.
I'd let you nail me
I can imagine Michael Scott saying this in The Office.
das it mane he did say it
das it mane Why did you get mad about a business card Patrick? Also how was the u2 concert?
I thought he did
2:35 this is so The Office
Michael Scott lost his virginity at 28. He says it in one episode.
A bag of sand? I've never felt breast and even I know that's wrong.
Right? Is it possible for any human body part to feel like a bag of sand? Lol. If it does get to the doctor! Lol
+Kaela Carver I'm 10 and I'm still a virgin :(
+Syrus7sk The description that I got from a girl which is probably pretty apt is it's like jelly in a thick ziplock bag.
+someusername121 Much more simply they just feel like two balls of fat
+yobro250 I'm 21 and still a virgin. :)
AHHH YOUR'E NAILIN' ME... *Cool....*
Bag of sand??
Imagine saying that, in prison. Lol
“Don’t be mean” @2:02
That’s so sincere, I love it lol
A full decade later and Paul Rudd still looks exactly the same, I swear that nigga takes daily baths in the Lazarus Pit.
That's fucking funny mate!
lol...i agree ...he has aged just a little but this was over 13yrs ago ...and wow ..the writing in this scene was so well done !
great reference!
Dude, I haven't aged since I was 23 I swear.. I just keep calm and don't work too hard. Kinda deadpan in demeanor... Keanu and paul rudd both have that demeanor too.
Jumpy doll So does Elijah Wood 🙂
God damn I forgot how painful this part was.
Learn not to swear.
0x28 What are you, my mother?
This is my favourite part in comedy history, i was a virgin when I watched so I understood where he was coming from...lying about sexual experiences Lool I died of laughter
MEPSIPAX
I am. Come with me my son, we shall rain down fire upon this Earth.
It's funny when it's relatable
I always die laughing at 2:41 "It's gonna be fine, they don't even remember, those guys are cool."
I've done the same thing before to rationalize a mistake or embarrassing moment that I'm caught in, lmao.
ya, same......only to find out YEARS later the homies still remembered. 🤦🏾♂
The bag of sand line always gets me 😂
Facts 💯
100%
Funny funny 😂😂😂😂
"aww youre nailin' me! cool!"
One of my favorite lines in anything.
Ani0227 😂😂😂
That's what she said
I like how he's obsessing about it for the rest of the night.
"Oh me so horny! Me so STUPID!"
😂😂
megamarsonic 🤣🤣🤣😂
You never?
Who wouldn't after getting embarrassed like that
They did such a good job of imitating the anxiety you feel being a virgin at an older age
Honestly carrell is one of the best comedy actors of our time. He’s also done some pretty good serious roles like the big short.
I love the fact that he's the only one drinking soda while everyone has a beer.
I'm just like that in parties. xD
lol 👍🏻
I am sure his liver is saying thank you
Shanny Salcedo one beer isn’t going to do jack shit to the liver. In fact, experts recommend that 2-3 beers a day is actually healthier for you than not drinking at all.
That soda is more deadly than a single beer
BaldManLogan How is it healthier than not drinking at all?
LOL the bag of sand gets me all the time
SweetLolita8 i have somthing that will bag ur sand
baga sANd?
SweetLolita8 Hold up, you’re saying boobs don’t feel like bags of sand?
No it doesn’t. Your just trying to sound cool.
shut up and show me your bag sands!
The older I get the more this movie starts to look like a horror instead of a comedy movie
Those dudes are some real ones. Instead of poking fun of him they're understanding of his situation and their first reaction even is to help him get some.
But he didn't avoid the embarrassment of being laughed at by colleagues
That bag of sand line makes me laugh every time. For a 40 year old man, even with his lack of experience, to not even get basic sex knowledge right is absolutely hilarious.
gorrow1990 that's what made it so funny usually someone virgin or not could imagine something like a bag of jello or something squishy. But he's just so clueless and inexperienced he ended up saying something so out there like a bag of sand wth lol
Wait, it doesn't feel like a bag of sand?
bag of sand not a million miles away when feeling some of those bolt ons
@Nicotine46 If it feels like sand please arrange a doctor appointment immediately.
@@MsSarahJosephinethem fake ones are closer to sand
This movie saddens me because I am living this guy's life.
LeBadman Or meet women at work. That’s how Andy found his wife
It's been 4 years, I wonder if the dood's gotten laid
The Spiciest same
The Spiciest lets hope he has.
I'm 25 and pretty much a virgin.Although one time i had a drunken one night stand , but I couldn't get hard and didn't finish....so i dunno if i'm gonna count that.
I know someone who is a 40 year old virgin and he actually has that "chaste" energy about him. It feels like talking to a 19th century gentleman.
Amazing. This man is going far
Yes, women just don't see him as existing in a sexual dimension. Gives off no sexual energy at all, not even desperate teenage energy.
That is also me.
agree@@danthemankhan
if the solution is to change something about yourself, this may be difficult if you live by the philosophy of ' be yourself' and 'let others accept you as you are' . It's funny how we (some of us) can be dedicated to 'a way' that doesn't get us to where we want to go ! The main element of human existence is our ability to adapt. I liked the way i used to be and the things i believed, the problem was they didn't work !
That's why I think Steve is the best at acting. It's tough to act like a virgin while lying pretending you're not.
"You've borked?"
he sounds like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. lol
Love that line
Thought he said forked like lol 🤣😂 🤣
Porked
What does that mean?
atleast he has a nice house haha
Yeah it would've been a lot more fitting if he had lived with his mom. xD
john murphy It's a movie...
T1000AX yeah but its filled of stuff a 40 year old man shouldn't have.
T1000AX ewwwww No
It looks like he was just living in a one-bedroom condo on the ground level.
All of the actors characters come out in such genuine and subtle ways you really have to see the whole movie to catch all the nuance
Paul Rudd’s facial expressions 😂
This scene was so realistic and well acted out especially for the virgin guy that it's making me sad...
all best cast in this scene 😂😂😂
"That makes so much sense, look he's a virgin"........😭😭😭
Lol pointing at him is so unnecessary but funny
@@Joe_Parmesan right? he’s like adding insult to injury
When you’re 31 soon to be 32 and this movie is starting to feel like a documentary 😅😅😅
Is that you on your pic? You’re cuteeee
@I agree with you, but loll
@@Jordan-ti9oc yeah, if that's her, I wonder why....
You are very beautiful 🙌
It’s not the same if you’re a female virgin, if anything you’ll be wanted even more.
" in jail " lol
Man, I rarely crack at anything, but that line AND delivery was too good!
That and the Stevie Wonder line
nothing worse than a black dude and Seth Rogen laughing at you 😂
Henry Dube a black dude???tf you trying to imply
Henry Dube
Dude do you realize that this makes no sense?
Henry Dube woah wtf wrong wit a black dude
To be honest, I feel a black dude would probably be more helpful for white guys as a wing man then another white guy . As a black man myself, I felt I've always been a good wing man to my white friends. And statistically speaking white women are more inclined to date white men, so your chances go up... Unless she is feeling black men, then yeah you might be in trouble with me as a wing man. But I can definitely see black guys being more helpful, especially if your a 40 year old virgin
Romany malco
Can we appreciate that instead of humiliating him, they instead chose to help him get laid? He found some real good friends at that table. Just Saiyan.
Nah first no such thing as friends.
Second if they really loved him they wouldn't care.
At all.
@@user-xd2xx3nl5u or they wanted him to experience a woman’s touch before he died or became a aged lonely dude with no social commentary when it comes to women
@@user-xd2xx3nl5u No such thing as friends? lol maybe for you
"It all makes sense you're a virgin" *slams the table* 😂
Best part was rogen's Hebrew ball touching line then everyone just carrying on like he said nothing at all. His character has prob been waiting for the perfect moment to get that one off his chest.
young michael scott i swear to god
Alyssa Kleven lol🤣
The Office started the same year as this movie so, not so young Michael Scott
@@LiveWire134679 he is Younger here
"The bumpy brail nipples; the stevie wonders"
-Jay
@RainbowDreams30 love Jay 🤣
"...the Stevie Wonder's." This gets me every time 🤣🤣
My fav scene of the movie. Steve Carell's acting is genius. All of the intonation and wording is so god damn perfect. Comedy gold
All of them acted well in this scene :-)
Not since I was 10 lmaooo
That overcompensation 😂
Maybe he had a nasty uncle. :(
@@MrSaiyan333 or a nice babysitter.
This is hands down THE best comedy ever
And step brothers bro
Superbad ?
@@Emperor645 that's what I was thinking!
Superbad! Or stepbrothers, Even Talledega Nights is up there, Liar liar.
@@whyhasgooglemessedwithmych1423 yes! That guy doesn't know much comedies then .
Talledega knights or like Liar liar
This and Wedding Crashers are about tied imo
i love how they’re genuinely compassionate and supportive and wanna help him, but they then proceed to go about it in all the most hilariously wrong ways 😂
He did a damn fine job at playing inexperienced to sexual activity.
I am 31 and a half years old, still a virgin, enjoying single life. my favorite holiday is single awareness day.
your enjoy single life because you have always been single! haha
tk william, true
seclusionloner and stay single! you can have all the fun that way man! ;)
until i grow very old until end of time.... alone
no thanks.
It’s ok to be a virgin at 40. Not everyone is called to be in a relationship/married. Singles have more freedom and don’t have to deal with the drama of living with another person.
Exactly. Plus who has time for another person when you have 50 cats. 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱😺😸😼😽😾
@@madiqismal4186 exactly! Cats are so adorable! 😸😽😻
It may seem so but it's a very lonely and depressive state as the years go by. My virginity has become more of a burden at age 30 and now I want out. Things aren't always as they seem.
“Look he’s a Virgin! - Seth… Lmao
Lmao
needlessly pointing at Andy, as if the other guys cant see him
when you are 17 and virgin and scroll down the comments and don't feel that bad
This will make you feel better then, I'm 24 virgin once I reach 25 I kiss this world goodbye.
+MyViolador Please don't do anything you can't take back (except losing your virginity. ;) ). Even though it doesn't seem like it at times, there's a whole lot more to life than sex. While being a virgin at 25 is later than most, it's far from unheard of, and definitely not something to be ashamed of. I hope things change for the better, and even if they don't, remember that you are still living an unfinished life, and if you end it, you close off so many opportunities, including losing your virginity.
I lost mine at 20. (9 years ago) I wish I would have waited a lot longer! My advice is make sure you’re in love before...
I lost my virginity when I was 17, don’t sweat it! Though I’m assuming you’re 19-20 now.
I lost mine at 17.
I'm a 31 year-old virgin who's never kissed a girl or been on a date.
Nothing to be ashamed of. Are you straight?
straight
Aw, be proud of that :)
ha! gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
You can't dodge the Rodge
I’m 39 now and hardly a virgin. But this movie kills me every time I watch it. Classic film.
good for you, little man!
I've never heard anyone refer to themselves as "hardly a virgin." Let me ask you a question. Are you a virgin?
Humblebrag lmao
@@unowen7591there’s nothing special about not being a virgin lmao
Oh god lol, I love how he just wants to move on but everyone wants to go back after he mentions "a bag of sand"😂
"I've borked a lot of women"
+birdman 2211
LOL. Who is he? The Swedish Chef?
Jay - Bone RIP Gabe
“You’ve borked?”
Oh wait... Wrong movie. I was thinking of Road trip when Kyle borked Rhonda.
Porked lmao not bork
27 year old virgin here. God the last 4 years have gone by so fast. Gotta stop wasting time.
Update?
DONT DO IT! YOURE SO CLOSE TO GETTING WIZARD POWERS!!! Wizard 🧙♂️ 💥
Mytty Dohun that’s bullshit ain’t no wizard powers just depression then death
That sucks bro, hope things work out for you
I worked 80 hour weeks for months straight to get a trip out there and know that experience
“A bag of sand?...” lmfao die everytime😂
I watched this movie at the theaters and I laughed so damn hard as this scene that I almost passed out,I never laughed so hard in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "oh shit" right after hes like "i'd be nailing her" is fucking priceless.
Oh shit lol
Kelly
Funniest part in this scene. Jay acts so enthusiastic. lmao.
Oh your nailing me 😂😂
This movie is like if Michael Scott was an introvert.
And a virgin
I love how so committed they are to getting him laid, instead picking on him and ostracizing him. what amazing he has
"The bumpy braille nipples... The Stevie Wonders".
I never caught that one before and now I'm dying.
"And I'd be nailin her"
"Oh shit"
LOL
Who still virgin?
Me, I'm 19 years old
I'm 24 and i'm still a virgin.
19 is young lol
Early 20s also is also really young.
@@Bob-qq7bt every age is young.
0:39 unexpected Full metal jacket reference
Most people think of the 2 Live Crew song Me so horney lol 😆
26,PhD in neuroscience,still a virgin, never been kissed.
Academic girls put out man. WTF is happening? Let's talk about this.
26 and you got your PHD in a field that difficult? Bro you should be able to lose that shit easy now, you'll be making bank!
Well at least you have dignity
Bobby Magnus phd in neuroscience means you should have a decent understanding in human psychology, yet you don't know how to get a women attracted to you?
27, principal at private equity firm, made over 400k last year, majored in history, got wasted all four years of college, gotten laid tons of times.
Sucks to be you.
2:35 ALWAYS has me laughing. Everybody's had one of those moments of embarrassment where they go home and scream at the top of their lungs XD
False. I have not.
I avoid all interpersonal contact to avoid such a scenario.
01:30 😂😂😂😂 .... in jail 😂😂 got me on the floor 😂
42 years old and just lost my virginity yess!!
Was it good?
FACELESS NAMELESS the first time is never good
@@lucmoore6176 my first time was! I cried and accidently told him I loved him ooops! 😂😂... can you guess what he did next?
@@Bella-Mae0422 Ran away?
@@liavhanegbi2729 lmaoo nah still with me 6 years later.
Never noticed it before... he has a REALLY big apartment. No way he can afford that working at some shit retail job.
Ugh, I remember how my income took a huge dump when I got a serious girlfriend.
Pratik Hazari
Exactly. It's sad but true but women cost money, they are like a commodity such as livestock. You would think since they have the same jobs as we do that they will hold up their end. But they would rather shop their funds away.
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Voxxie
If the shoe fits, dudette.
-.
This movie is literally timeless lol it seemed so impossible back then, but now I see how realistic his scenario was
Cal’s face at 0:43, he can tell Andy is bullshitting. LMAO
00:18 "oh shit" for whatever reason i always laugh at that part...what was the oh shit for 😭️😭️😭️
ThaTruth223 and he’s like worried lol
I think he was trying to break the awkwardness by encouraging him. People really do that. lmao.
Lmfao he was the best
I was a 26 year old virgin when I first saw this movie. Right after I finished watching it, I immediately began composing a fictitious kinky sex story and rehearsed it over and over until I had it memorized, just so this wouldn't happen to me if I ever got put on the spot like this. Luckily, I never did, and actually did lose my virginity two years later and have remained sexually active since. I even have a few true kinky sex stories to tell now lol! I look back on my 28 and a half years of virginity and laugh about it now, but I was seriously miserable for the seven years where I was the only one of my friends who was still a virgin.
I laughed so hard at this. Just imagine sitting there and trying to come up with a story like that just to be prepared lol XD
This is his fake story. Still a virgin. This is what he tells people who ask him
Im 27 but Ive found a girl. :)
Finally. But shes pretty young cause most girls my age are pretty experienced or married or something lol.
@Tai Lopez
Exactly.
We no longer talk that much lol. Still friends though. Very smart yung woman.
Oh boy, I want to grow up like you daddy.
38 years old and sexually frustrated. I turn to this for laugh
🤣🤣🤣
Good way to cope. I also come here too
This movie couldn’t be made today without someone complaining lol
I'm 32 and a fucking virgin. I wish I had friends like the ones Andy encountered. Yeah I know, I'm a loser. Save your jokes.
it'll come in time my good sir
Dude I'm 31 and a virgin. When I hang out with friends and when they talk about women, I just listen. I'm so afraid that they would eventually find out I'm a virgin. I personally know 3 guys that are exactly like me. Great guys, just bad with chicks so they don't give us a chance. So you are not alone. hang in there brother.
+Tay Lee thanks man. this shit is pretty hard. I do want sex but loneliness is what it's hitting me the most.
Dude get on tinder. As long as there are some slutty chicks in your area you can get some fairly easily
+King NintenBro for real?? lolol
"I borked a lot of women in my day" 😂😂😂 "you borked?"
“HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN!!!” Lmfaooo that part always kills me
Currently a 30 year old virgin, woohooo... Ten more years to go and I'll call this movie my biography 🤣🤣
I seriously think Romany Malco should have nominated for an Oscar, he was that damn good in this movie? Steve Carell aswell.
Corey Pack agreed
Corey Pack deffo !!!
His name is Marvin Hagler
Yeah if that's the black guy, he was a major
part of this movie. Every scene he was in, was funny.
"I've BORKED a lot of women in my day"
That's epic..
gabe the dog borks also.
I’m 25 years old.And I’m still a virgin!
Ima be a 30 year old virgin in November fml this movie is becoming my life...
2:12 best quote ever
always has me wheezing 🤣
"The bumpidy brail nipples. The Stevey Wonders" hahahahah they have such awesome ways of describing nipples.