The world is only half fun if you take the life of your sworn enemy. Also it takes quite the fun out of the BBEG job if you don't monologue at crucial key points where you could possibly overlook/overhear background events unfolding. For a comprehensive list of things to do or don't google for: "100 rules for an evil overlord".
I know where this needs to go. Next video, you see the Necro and his two buddies waiting in ambush for Elendra. The egging him on to do - something. He's nervous. He steps out in the path, he's got the drop on her, and he tells her how he's always admired her strength, ferocity, and ruthlessness, and then, staring at the ground and shuffling about like a little boy with a desperate urge to pee, hands her a bouquet of flowers (dead ones, of course), and awkwardly asks her on a date. Where it goes from there, I don't know. What the Necro and Elendra might do on a date could be pretty strange. Massacre and Orc village, or go to a dance in town. That would be stranger maybe.
@@Shauma_llama : A dance in town, a little too hard partying, a bar fight, some fireballs, a whole town of punched to death and fire charred dead bodies... an annoyed Necromancer reanimting the victims of this murder hobo 2.0!
She's taking unarmed strikes on a creature that probably has resistance, if not immunity, to non magical attacks or bludgeoning. She knows exactly what she is doing and likes what she is hearing, total DommyMommy!
Bartholomew really needs therapy. The kinks he's developed out of lack of empathy and communication in his life are unhealthy. His traumatic experiences undercut his aspirations for world domination in a personal, tragic way.
@@RichWoods23She used to tell me to lay down like a corps and to be quiet and to never react, especially when we received guest. Sometimes she even dressed me up like statutes. One of the designs was a knight, really inspirational. My siblings just never used my name or looked at me and also never asked about me. Looking back that was kinda odd considering I have a beautiful name. Otherwise I would say she really inspired my conection with the death and suported my education as necromancer. Nothing out of the ordinary I presume.
@@Luredreier Bartholomew looked the therapist up and down with confusion, as if he just heard the weirdest of all things and answered : "Wait people can smell, if someone is death? I thought these were old wife tales."
I feel like villains that don't monologue are so successful there is no one left to spread the word. And the lack of fame and recognition discourages them.
@@tomekvilmovskiy6547Chaotic villains are worse, they send you weird letters, using weird words, left in weird places. Neutral villains simply keep uncomplete diaries.
Do you not have an elderly relative who mentally presses play on an hour worth of anecdotes they've told everyone for the last 10 years to avoid a real discussion? My sister's mother in law could represent her country in "don't interrupt I'm talking now".
Monologue is fine when it's from a position of power and showing that the villain does not really see the protagonists as a threat or even an antagonist to his plans at all. Of course you can quickly go too far with this and it should never lead to the position where this alone leads to the downfall of the villain, simply because that would just make him stupid and stupid villains are mostly just bad/lazy story telling, created because in that case you don't need to care to create the plan for the villain (because it will be cancaled anyway) nor the hero (because hero does not need a plan, thanks to the villain losing anyway because stupid).
@@egm01egmYou are wrong. Yandere is psycho who killing for love. Tsundere is like "i dont like you, baka", but it's obvious Tsundere Fall in love and fail while trying to hide it. He is Tsundere.
That’s honestly a great plot to start a novel. Imagine the “bad” guy keeps repeating the world just because of certain reasons and eventually he/she grows fond of the heroes party.
That was the best payoff for a non-speaking character only using one sound and that sound actually being a pun I have ever seen! Perhaps not as deep as Hodor but it still killed me. 🤣
@@estebanplourde681 Pretty sure he's more than that, since he obviously can cast some kind of deathspell or soul leech and can also cast some kind of raise (and a real one, not raise undead).
@@marcosantonio-hj7vp Well, they call him Lich for the "lich-slap" pun. But a lich is mainly a spellcaster. We see it wearing an armor. Hence the Death Knight.
I just want to remember that if those are animated skeletons they don't actually have a mind on their own and the Lich is just talking to himself, puppeteer style, which makes him even more disturbed. 🤣😅 [I actually made a warlock like this with Undying Servitude. Her pet skelly is a "Joan of Arc" animated, and we all love her, specially when she pretends to answer, but it's actually just commands from telepathy from my warlock's Ancient Evil patron.]
That's what I have always thought! If you follow the advice of the Evil Overlord List of Don'ts, you no longer are an Evil Overlord. Takes all the fun out of it. Great episode!
I SHIP IT!!!! LMAO Necrochad should follow her around. Pretending to be evil but secretly helping the party in the shadows the entire time. He gets found out by her eventualy but instead of killing him she lets him go to follow him, see why he always pops up everywhere she is. Finds out about his secret help. Confronts him and he opens up that he secreatly just always wanted to be kinky, not evil, the only reason he is evil is because no women would ever give him what he wanted. She ponders and grins. "Oh. I think i can give you what you want.... but you have to continue to help me and none of this evil crap!" He promises and becomes a part of the party. She indulges him a ton and eventually just falls for his edgy derpyness and everyone is shocked but then they go "oh wait.. no.. it makes sense... at least she is getting out all of her anger and he seams to LOVE it... cool welcome Necrochad!" Lmao!!
It took me a couple of minutes to realize that the Minions were actually saying, "groan", and that it wasn't just groaning with subtitles saying , "groan"😂
Literally had a oneshot like this. They come into the bbeg room after steamrolling everything else, the bbeg rolled high initiative, the player that rolled highest shot a pebble from a slingshot then the bbeg crits lifedrain with max rolls and one shots her.
BBEG: "It's not like I like you or anything, b-baka!"
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The world is only half fun if you take the life of your sworn enemy.
Also it takes quite the fun out of the BBEG job if you don't monologue at crucial key points where you could possibly overlook/overhear background events unfolding. For a comprehensive list of things to do or don't google for:
"100 rules for an evil overlord".
"Groan!" 🤣
(Yes!)
I know where this needs to go. Next video, you see the Necro and his two buddies waiting in ambush for Elendra. The egging him on to do - something. He's nervous. He steps out in the path, he's got the drop on her, and he tells her how he's always admired her strength, ferocity, and ruthlessness, and then, staring at the ground and shuffling about like a little boy with a desperate urge to pee, hands her a bouquet of flowers (dead ones, of course), and awkwardly asks her on a date. Where it goes from there, I don't know. What the Necro and Elendra might do on a date could be pretty strange. Massacre and Orc village, or go to a dance in town. That would be stranger maybe.
@@Shauma_llama : A dance in town, a little too hard partying, a bar fight, some fireballs, a whole town of punched to death and fire charred dead bodies... an annoyed Necromancer reanimting the victims of this murder hobo 2.0!
isn't this perpetuating the stereotype that the only way women get anything in life is when men pull their punches?
It's believable that Nixie would leave a hamster in an oven
In her....Maniac Mansion?😉
Rewatch the ending the object in her had is cooked hamster 🐹
Well... a girl has to eat😂
like... a miniature giant space hamster?..
@@tomekvilmovskiy6547 Minsc will be pretty pissed!
The "Oh mommy" at the end... about choked on my drink. 😂
Also, "other mommy!" when Pink shows up.
She's taking unarmed strikes on a creature that probably has resistance, if not immunity, to non magical attacks or bludgeoning. She knows exactly what she is doing and likes what she is hearing, total DommyMommy!
Pfffhahaha YESSS!
Best comment here!
@PaMuShin you also need to know dnd players are usually into some kinky shit
He definitely knows too. It’s a Lego Batman and Lego Joker relationship
🤣 So I wasn't the only one to hear him say harder mommy (side note, that just felt so weird to type out 😅😝)
well if she kills him she unalive.
Bartholomew Beelzebub Ezekiel Grug. His initials are literally B.B.E.G.
Well played.
Lackeys: Groannnn... Groannnn... Boss: I really feel like I've... what's the word? Lackeys: Grownnnnn? ---- Brilliant writing! 😄
If the whole sketch was a setup to that pun (a groaner, if you will) it was worth it.
Came to the comment section looking for this comment ❤
Puns like these are a script-writer's dream, but a translator's nightmare. 😅
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Bartholomew really needs therapy. The kinks he's developed out of lack of empathy and communication in his life are unhealthy. His traumatic experiences undercut his aspirations for world domination in a personal, tragic way.
"So tell me, Bartholomew. Looking back, how well do you think you got on with your mother?"
@@RichWoods23She used to tell me to lay down like a corps and to be quiet and to never react, especially when we received guest. Sometimes she even dressed me up like statutes. One of the designs was a knight, really inspirational. My siblings just never used my name or looked at me and also never asked about me. Looking back that was kinda odd considering I have a beautiful name. Otherwise I would say she really inspired my conection with the death and suported my education as necromancer. Nothing out of the ordinary I presume.
@@lisal.1114Did his siblings smell a bit... rotten...?
Possibly... dead?
@@Luredreier Bartholomew looked the therapist up and down with confusion, as if he just heard the weirdest of all things and answered : "Wait people can smell, if someone is death? I thought these were old wife tales."
He wants domination, but it seems he may prefer to be on the receiving end.
Can't spell necromancer without romance.
This gave me a much needed laugh 😆
This reminds me of a German movie called "Nekromantic" and as I heard it's about what you think it is
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His smile when she hit him got me ! Great video guys
Silly masochist.
Every BG3 Player :D
"Harder, Mommy! " 😂
@@corvus1253well, he is a male drow
"Yes, harder mummy!" that's golden ;D
You're not a real villain if you can resist the urge to monologue.
I feel like villains that don't monologue are so successful there is no one left to spread the word. And the lack of fame and recognition discourages them.
not a Lawful Evil at least )
chaotic wouldn't know he can do a monologue, Neutral can just pass it
@@tomekvilmovskiy6547Chaotic villains are worse, they send you weird letters, using weird words, left in weird places. Neutral villains simply keep uncomplete diaries.
Do you not have an elderly relative who mentally presses play on an hour worth of anecdotes they've told everyone for the last 10 years to avoid a real discussion? My sister's mother in law could represent her country in "don't interrupt I'm talking now".
Monologue is fine when it's from a position of power and showing that the villain does not really see the protagonists as a threat or even an antagonist to his plans at all.
Of course you can quickly go too far with this and it should never lead to the position where this alone leads to the downfall of the villain, simply because that would just make him stupid and stupid villains are mostly just bad/lazy story telling, created because in that case you don't need to care to create the plan for the villain (because it will be cancaled anyway) nor the hero (because hero does not need a plan, thanks to the villain losing anyway because stupid).
Tsundere and a masochist, quite the combo there.
Yandere
@@egm01egmYou are wrong. Yandere is psycho who killing for love. Tsundere is like "i dont like you, baka", but it's obvious Tsundere Fall in love and fail while trying to hide it. He is Tsundere.
@@rabatacebulowa he literally kills
@@egm01egmyou can be a murderous tsundere.
Jerry’s undead skeleton lackeys are the kind of honest friends we all wish we could have…
i mean you can, you just need to study necromancy. no biggie xD
GROAN?
That face he makes at the end . . . We found the Necromancer's kink
I love how the minions actually say "groan" in response
I did not expect the real reason he keeps losing to Evandra. No kink shaming here though.
The fact that she is punching him in the face and he says “oh, mommy”! 😂😂😂😂😂
Power Word Kill with the word being "No." Creative.
How can this not have 10 million views. This is the best and most creative content and all around just plain fun.
The smiles at the end when getting punched in the face were what made actually laugh.
Makes you think, perhaps the Necro always wins. He simply brings us back.
That’s honestly a great plot to start a novel. Imagine the “bad” guy keeps repeating the world just because of certain reasons and eventually he/she grows fond of the heroes party.
He looks more like a death knight than a necro, with all that plate armor.
@@Joeyw-2203 A necromancer who served in the army?
@@jaimetheone9150 How do we even know the plate is real? Could be..."ghost" armor?
Sorry...I'll show myself out.
@@arekpetrosian4965 I saw right through that joke.
... because how transparent it was.
I really feel for Bartholomew. Being a bbeg is hard and at the end of the day, I just want a dommy mommy to help take some of the stress off.
Keep at it kid youll get yours
And I thought every party has a necromancer because they raise the spirits.
I immediately thought of a Warrior of Chaos line "I shall make widows unnumbered, orphans beyond count!" right before Nixie said the orphan thing.
Necromanser with a crush on Ivandra? Plot thickens 😏
Who else wants a sketch of them fake dating raise your hands
the annoying bard guy would be jealous.
Its Evandra, but yeah
His love for her is... 😎...undying.
@@The_Lady28 I'm kinda new to necromancy. Is it even possible to raise your own hand while remaining alive?
I liked the small cheek shudder at 1:11 ! Perfect for the character !
You know shit got serious when the boss targets the fighter first even with the sorcerer at range... and still gets an instant kill.
maybe the real treasure was the mortal enemies we made along the way..
A mortal nemesis is a special relationship.
In the end his masochistic urges were just too strong
Necromancer has stolen my heart🤣😍 thanks for great work🥰
Thanks!
That was wonderfully silly. And that shows that subtitles in whatever language the undead speak are necessary =)
🤣😵💀🧟🧟
Okay, that was awesome! One of the best, and oddly heart-warming 👻
Right on.
I can not say so for all the things they did so far but this one is definitely in them top 10 makings of all time.
Danke!
Great make-up details on the main villain. Very nice costumes. Great production values.
I love Nixie`s Caught Up In The Moment.Always!
Wait, so his initials are B.B.E.G?
I'm stealing that faster than Nixie can cast fireball.
2:07 I didn't give her a chance to fight back. It doesn't feel earned... *Comedy gold*
That was the best payoff for a non-speaking character only using one sound and that sound actually being a pun I have ever seen! Perhaps not as deep as Hodor but it still killed me. 🤣
A Lich is immune to non magical damage so this punchs are just entertainment 😅.
It's not a lich. It's a death knight
@@estebanplourde681 Pretty sure he's more than that, since he obviously can cast some kind of deathspell or soul leech and can also cast some kind of raise (and a real one, not raise undead).
@@estebanplourde681 I pretty sure they already called him as a Lich.
He just wanted the conflict, the attention.
@@marcosantonio-hj7vp Well, they call him Lich for the "lich-slap" pun. But a lich is mainly a spellcaster. We see it wearing an armor. Hence the Death Knight.
He learned from his mistakes: kill first, monologue later
But then there is no one to hear the monologue, it's a catch 22 for sure.
Evandra the dommy mommy. Careful, you might be making him get some real rigor mortis.
That make up job on the BBEG was awesome. Best I've seen yet on this show.
You guys got me into d&d so thank you so much and keep up the great work! ❤❤
I don't have enough hands, fingers or other pointy parts to show all the bits of this episode I loved
Bartholomew is unironically less evil than the party.
Nixie shouting "magic man" 0:45 was a line I didn't know I needed to hear.
Oh... that explains some things...
Now there needs to be messengers delivering gifts from the necromancer. Roses, new swords, etc. Love poetry.
This... do this!
I just want to remember that if those are animated skeletons they don't actually have a mind on their own and the Lich is just talking to himself, puppeteer style, which makes him even more disturbed. 🤣😅
[I actually made a warlock like this with Undying Servitude. Her pet skelly is a "Joan of Arc" animated, and we all love her, specially when she pretends to answer, but it's actually just commands from telepathy from my warlock's Ancient Evil patron.]
There cannot be a hero without a villain to fight, and vice versa. Great video, made my day much better!!
Evandra’s Nemisis-ships are more wholesome than her friendships.
was already laughing at the "groan" and then you hit it with the "grown" :D
This has to be one of the best so far! "Harder mommy"😁
Holy shit, I just found you guys.
You are SO good at this! I love it!
Nixie's been playing some Maniac Mansion, I see.
Not gonna lie, he's got beautiful eyes.
3:40 WELL, that took an unexpected turn!
Well a necromancer in the party also has a tendency to raise the spirits of the party.
Omg that was awasome give that man more space to shine he is a legend 😄
All jokes apart, think the necromancer really loves Evandra
Who doesn't? 😊
The hench-skeletons really said "groaaan", I can't even.. 😂
That's what I have always thought! If you follow the advice of the Evil Overlord List of Don'ts, you no longer are an Evil Overlord. Takes all the fun out of it. Great episode!
That ending had me choking on my boxed wine; I now have cheapass alcoholic grape juice up my nose.
Well-done, you magnificent bastards, well-done.
Remember fellas, an effective villain is one that cuts the chatter and gets down to business.
2:39 Bartholomew: And that kids, is how I started courting your Mother.
Bart's last few lines caught me off guard, had me weezing
I only have one thing to say about this sketch . . . GROAN!
That's the oldest arch enemy joke, but the sketch was still brilliant.
I can't believe all this time, they were fighting general Ketheric Thorm.
Let me tell you a story...
YES! I've missed One4All. The look on his face at the end....PRICELESS!
"Groan"
-Skeleton 1 & 2.
Truly some of the wisest scholars of this time.
He should’ve said “YOUR SOUL IS MINE!”, when he took her soul.😂
you've got his fetish wrong, he's a masochist, not a podophiliac.
I didn't think it was possible, but this just became my favorite episode! Too freaking hilarious!
[Sorry Vlithryn!😅]
Why do I get the feeling the undead necro guy is enjoying getting beaten up? :)
I SHIP IT!!!! LMAO
Necrochad should follow her around. Pretending to be evil but secretly helping the party in the shadows the entire time. He gets found out by her eventualy but instead of killing him she lets him go to follow him, see why he always pops up everywhere she is. Finds out about his secret help. Confronts him and he opens up that he secreatly just always wanted to be kinky, not evil, the only reason he is evil is because no women would ever give him what he wanted.
She ponders and grins. "Oh. I think i can give you what you want.... but you have to continue to help me and none of this evil crap!" He promises and becomes a part of the party. She indulges him a ton and eventually just falls for his edgy derpyness and everyone is shocked but then they go "oh wait.. no.. it makes sense... at least she is getting out all of her anger and he seams to LOVE it... cool welcome Necrochad!" Lmao!!
3:42... wait, WUT?!
Necromancers arent lonely, they've got tons of friends, those friends may not be much for conversation but beggars can't be choosers.
Bartholemew Beelzebub Ezekiel Grubbe
What a famous name for an evil guy.
At first i thought that he was like Luigi, but that is definitly different
I ship it, Bartholomew doing his heroic part to keep the world safe from the party
Bartholomew Beelzebub Ezekiel Grub? I see what you did there
Groan! Groan! The zombies aren't the only ones dying around here!! 🤣
It took me a couple of minutes to realize that the Minions were actually saying, "groan", and that it wasn't just groaning with subtitles saying , "groan"😂
Literally had a oneshot like this. They come into the bbeg room after steamrolling everything else, the bbeg rolled high initiative, the player that rolled highest shot a pebble from a slingshot then the bbeg crits lifedrain with max rolls and one shots her.
This seriously needs to be an **actual** encounter/cutscene in ANY fantasy video game! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey Nixie.... I think I've been left in the oven for long enough now!
3:35 me: someone is enjoying this to much
3:45 OH OH i did not expect i was that right
With a smile on his face haha he loves it.
2:06 zombie servant literally says "groan?"
I'm fucking dead! 🤣🤣🤣💀
A dead enemy is the best enemy.
The SCREECHES that left my mouth when he said mummy ☠️☠️☠️ like it went from awwwww a rivals ship to ☠️☠️☠️:0
These videos are always a highlight of the week, and great for watching when i need a laugh or 2!
Groan....
Groannn....
Groan?
Groan!
-probably an undead minion
"What a loser!"😂 sounded so Frenchie from Grease.
Bartholomew really is the unlife of the party 🎉
Nah, he's dead serious.
Jerry clearly read the evil overlord list.
Edit: but he still fell victim to his own femdom fetish.
Kinky Necromancer has entered the battlefield. Oh, harder mommy.
Harder, Mommy!? Lmao.
There is nothing wrong with wanting/enjoying a "Dommie Mommy". Though I personally prefer Nixie instead of Evandra. But each their own.
'i dont get paid enough for this, ima real actor' xD You made me pop a stitch! rofl