@@jordan_velasquez fur eel, my g. this entire plane of existence, realm, planet, whatever the fuck this place we live on/in is, is on a downward trajectory so steep that Chris D'elia's career would look at it in awe
@@inappropriatern8060 yuma? have you always lived in yuma? if so, what did you do to earn such karma and if not, why did you end up in yuma? I'm sending you my thoughts and prayers, from Tucson lol so not much better but yuma is the armpit for sure, though. Yuma's the pit, Tucson is... the collapsed vein in the forearm that's shot out after years of IV drug use... yeah that checks out
Hey, I'm up in Portland. And Tim's never been here. But he talks a lot of shit about how it sucks. And he's not wrong. They say "Don't judge a book by it's cover"? Ya, those are called retards.
In our defense our brains are slow cooked on a yearly basis hence the mental degradation. Someone in history came here and said "Well this place looks and feels like literal hell, let's set up camp here." That is our lineage.
& as Stanhope pointed out ; penultimate to least funded/supported mental healthcare infrastructure, in the nation. So let them brains fry then allow chaos to sort it self out. Not as cringe worthy as, say, scientific insights to the human body's physiological limits from the suffering of emprissoned Jewish concentration camp victims recordings. Perhaps valuable to society to properly document the errossion of humanity and civility of the state. And that's the way God wants it? (Considering it's among the more God fearing states)
The first Arizonans, the progenitors, if you will, were Mexicans. And then we we to war with Mexico for pretty much the same reason I declare wars in EU:4; to get that nice coast-to-coast blob. So then we drove out all the Mexicans, and they were replaced by settlers too lazy to finish the walk to the west coast. Truly a noble lineage.
@@magisterrleth3129 "We'll know we've reached the promise land when our feeding habits (enormous portions about as gigantic as our delusions ) renders us immobile. From point of unmovable determination , we will build great walls around our perimeter, the best walls , even smarter than China's walls"
Well maybe I was having a bad day hate is a strong word. However professionally the state has basically went against us here and I think that's the source of our issue now her time we get rolling on a path. Things happen
Dallas isn't much, either. I've lived in Phoenix and Dallas and both are pretty much cultural wastelands. Btw, Miami is great. No comparison. Not sure where the Florida thing came from.
@@sirclarkmarz Florida is much nicer and health-conscious than Arizona. And, Florida is a FREE state, unlike the shithole Commiefornia and the rest of the west coast states. My aunt lives in Palo Alto and I couldn't go into San Francisco because of the suffocating smell of feces and urine everywhere. That city has been destroyed and LA is a dystopia. The homeless walk the syringe-covered streets like a zombie apocalypse. Tent cities everywhere thanks to liberal policies that have been proven to be garbage for decades, but a dumb population has those idiots voting them in again and again. Of course, when you hold fraudulent elections then we get these results. The whole election system is a fraud. It is amazing to see liberals play mental gymnastics in trying to explain how the election was on the up and up with mail-in voting and Biden is some sort of leader. The Mexican President during his virtual meeting w/ Biden had a look on his face, as Biden read his terrible speech to him, like "This guy....please."
I have extra reasons to hate Arizona. I've lost family members here, I got stung TWICE by scorpions, I've had relationships fall apart completely here, I have no reason to even STAY in Arizona anymore.
Been in Phoenix one year after being in LA for 11. I'm confused by it. Hot but overly tattooed women, zero culture and 6 months of insufferable heat. And now it's getting expensive. I've lived all over and this is the only place I've zero desire to explore.
Same here and Arizona sucks balls the heat sucks people here are fake as f**k alot say they help the homeless haha lmfao fake church goers I know my family are those people heck there own son/brother lives in his truck they won't help says alot right there. All I know is when I get my place they are not allowed over and they will have to do the same as I used to have a house with my dad and we let them all come back and stay while they found a place a few stayed for a couple years and we also had there stuff for storage. After my dad passes they became evil and there actions are greed not too worried as karma is getting them either car problems or health karma will come back 10x worse so there choice has been made.
The small towns and pines in northern Arizona are really beautiful. The deserts further south are pretty and in the winter they are nice to camp at. But for Phoenix I agree with his monologue.
Went to AZ in November a couple of years back. Some dude was shivering on the bus with multiple layers on in 70 degree weather. That was my cue to get the fuck out of there
I live in Phoenix and there are times I go to the grocery and I can’t believe some of these people are functional citizens. The amount of face tattoos is out of control. Pretty much my biggest focus in life is to save and invest enough money to put my kid into the best private school so I can avoid these losers.
Connecticut is weird in that either you're rich and live in a charming town with great history and interesting people, or you're poor and live in complete squalor. There's no in-between. The middle class doesn't exist here.
@@Jonmad17 That’s not true in my experience. You have the rich and the poor, but there are lots of middle class neighborhoods in Norwalk, Stratford, Fairfield, etc., and in northern Connecticut lots of farmsteaders
@@chris7285 maaan come to Iowa. 80 degree humid nights are horrible. Lived in chandler for a year, loved the dry heat and the fall months. Tim is absolutely right though with this rant, I’m crying right now😂
@@matthewvoiland1076 Calm down. I came for a visit, and ended up staying to help family. It wouldn't be that bad, if it wasn't covered in Pill Zombies. AZ has it's beauties, but it's getting shat on right now by the system.
saaaaaaaame we got too many folks already. well, it's more so just too many people packed into phoenix and Tucson and the surrounding areas of both cities. if people just spread out traffic wouldn't be straight up ass during rush hour.
Wow my thoughts exactly and there are some industries that don't know the meaning of what it is to do and they will stab in the back if you are successful or make your employees actually work for a living. Arizona's place in this new work mentality that if you're a supervisor or a manager or some sort he really don't have any authority cuz your employees will rat on you because they don't want to work. That being said everything is fair and expectations are well known. I'm bored on my mind here I just love the East Coast can't wait to get back.
I have family in New Mexico and go there every year for a few weeks and idk what part of New Mexico you're talking about, but Santa Fe is awesome and the rest of the state is b e a u t I f u l (from the interstate, that is) (and specifically in winter. summertime I can see where ur coming from). take this all with a grain of salt, though, as I am a native Arizonan born and raised, which according to this video means I'm a retard from the surface of mars with leathery skin. all of which is true minus the leathery skin
@@AM-by7jj Old rich people from the East coast who move south for the cold weather. Usually a bunch of assholes who don't get along great around here due in part to the clashing cultures. The also have snowbirds that go to Florida, Texas, Utah etc.
No it's not the snow birds. It's the natives. The public schools are awful and it shows. Also, PHX has the worst weather in America and the weed is shit
I hate Arizona. I hate it with a passion. However, there are only two locations in Arizona that are good. Flagstaff and the Grand Canyon. Other than that, the rest of the state is so bland and boring.
I'm from Arizona my whole life and I understand what you're saying but, my motto is: just don't move to Arizona. I don't want more people here. It may be Mars but, it's my Mars.
THANK YOUU!!! i couldnt say that any louder lmao stay away from here, dont come here and fuck up arizona anymore than californians do . God when im driving and see a cali plate it pisses me off, they drive like complete shit heads and act like theyre currently a hollywood star. Arizona is not what you people think it is in the movies lmfao. We work hard here, and dont ever bitch about the heat cuz we already know
My biggest mistake was moving back here for a job and I miss pompano Beach or Boca. Since we got so many Yankees in Florida now makes really hard to return back.
Lived here for 8 years. Expensive overrun, and just lame. No idea why anyone would want to live here. I’m going back to North Dakota which is already boring, hilarious that ND is more appealing than AZ. Even how Arizona looks is so drab everything is the same color not a single house or apartment looks unique
"These fucking tan leathery people....spent their entire fucking lives marinating themselves in vodka." I can't remember the last time I laughed so fucking hard that it reminds me the power of laughter holy fuck hahaha Tim Dillon you rock my shitty world hahahaha
Never been to Arizona but its possibly the least appealing state IMO. The only appealing aspect is the nature, but thats to visit. The desert is beautiful to visit but I could never live there. But a lot of the state is just endless suburbia, no water and horrible weather. I live in Minnesota and people from Phoenix act like they have GREAT weather and we have AWFUL weather. I beg to differ. I love our snowy cold winters. At least you can dress for it and do winter activities. Wtf you gonna do in Arizona in the summer besides go to a swimming pool in a state with water shortages. And super hot places are uglier than super cold places. At least when our weather is at its harshest, its still beautiful outside. Frozen waterfalls, snow everywhere, forests. And then the spring, summer and autumn are beautiful too. In AZ its the same beige and brown year round except for the 2 days that flowers come out. Now I am visiting New Mexico tomorrow, now THAT is a state that does the Southwest right. May not have scenery as nice as Arizona but its actually got real culture. Much less racist towards Hispanics as well.
Arizona is the Connecticut of the west. Every time I go through Arizona, there's road construction, and my windshield has taken a flying rock flung by an 18-wheeler on three separate occasions. I'm on my 4th windshield because of that dirty desert. Nuclear testing needs to be resumed, and they should see what happens when a thermonuclear warhead explodes right over Phoenix.
I’ve lived in Florida (Miami) and AZ (Tucson). I didn’t have the best time in either place but Arizona gets a bad rap when compared to south Florida. Tim being trashy and from New York adores Florida though I’m guessing.
Have you ever been to AZ? I've lived here my whole life. 75 - 80% of people complain about this place just like him. Honestly he's right about a lot. But I prefer here to anywhere else right now. Except maybe Colorado and parts of Utah. But that's just me. As long as the Californians skip us and go straight to Texas with Rogan because they think it's so miserable here, I'll be fine.
Lol I will say our sunsets are immaculate here but yea I can’t wait to move after I graduate here. I’m born and raised in Tucson and yea I just feel like I’ll prosper better out of state
Its got 10 million strip malls that look the same ,its hot as fuck every house is the same color.I have spent lots of time here and you couldn't pay me to live there.
Love these rants! 🤣😭🤣 Like he's completely had it with an employee. Like Michael Ferrer part in Point of No Return. But the'employee' can be absolutely anything.
If only all of this was not true. But it is true. You can't have any more than three teeth. I think it may be illegal to have a full set of teeth in this state. The dilapidation and trap houses are incredible out here in the desert. I had two houses across the street from me that I thought were abandoned. But within a few weeks I saw someone come crawling out of them. At that point up went the 6-ft fence and barb wire. I know there's a water issue. People out here don't even bathe. They brag how they can live off-grid and just carry in water. I don't know maybe it's just me but I like to wash my hands anytime I feel like it. I like to wash my ass once a day as well. 😊
You gotta come back between November and April when its 80 degrees tops and go on a hike on Piestewa peak or Flat Iron. Super beautiful hiking locations
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I've been in Tucson for about 4 months now and this is the most disconnected Human Experience I've ever had
I moved out here years ago and omg. Tucson sucks. Most dense group of people ever.
People here are ignorant with a passion
I agree I hate it in Tucson straight 8 mile trailer trash 😩😂
Maybe it’s the retardation
Peter from Family Guy literally gained his retarded mindset back by visiting Tucson
“we’re on the surface of Mars and everybody is a retard” is gonna literally be true 50 years from now
50 years? That's being way too generous 😂
@@jordan_velasquez fur eel, my g. this entire plane of existence, realm, planet, whatever the fuck this place we live on/in is, is on a downward trajectory so steep that Chris D'elia's career would look at it in awe
@@zachkellow81 how drunk are you?
@@JimmyTurner i stopped drinking a few years back but sleep depravation is a very real phenomena
@@jordan_velasquez 100 years from now, but 50 years from now too.
I’ve lived in AZ my whole life and this is all true
I live here now and keep it true 🙋🏿♂️
can confirm
I live in Yuma, the armpit of the worst state.
@@inappropriatern8060 yuma? have you always lived in yuma? if so, what did you do to earn such karma and if not, why did you end up in yuma? I'm sending you my thoughts and prayers, from Tucson lol so not much better but yuma is the armpit for sure, though. Yuma's the pit, Tucson is... the collapsed vein in the forearm that's shot out after years of IV drug use... yeah that checks out
Hey, I'm up in Portland. And Tim's never been here. But he talks a lot of shit about how it sucks. And he's not wrong. They say "Don't judge a book by it's cover"? Ya, those are called retards.
I grew up in Arizona and left as soon as I could. Will not ever live there again.
In our defense our brains are slow cooked on a yearly basis hence the mental degradation. Someone in history came here and said "Well this place looks and feels like literal hell, let's set up camp here." That is our lineage.
& as Stanhope pointed out ; penultimate to least funded/supported mental healthcare infrastructure, in the nation. So let them brains fry then allow chaos to sort it self out. Not as cringe worthy as, say, scientific insights to the human body's physiological limits from the suffering of emprissoned Jewish concentration camp victims recordings. Perhaps valuable to society to properly document the errossion of humanity and civility of the state. And that's the way God wants it? (Considering it's among the more God fearing states)
The first Arizonans, the progenitors, if you will, were Mexicans. And then we we to war with Mexico for pretty much the same reason I declare wars in EU:4; to get that nice coast-to-coast blob. So then we drove out all the Mexicans, and they were replaced by settlers too lazy to finish the walk to the west coast. Truly a noble lineage.
@@magisterrleth3129 "We'll know we've reached the promise land when our feeding habits (enormous portions about as gigantic as our delusions ) renders us immobile. From point of unmovable determination , we will build great walls around our perimeter, the best walls , even smarter than China's walls"
The entire southern half of the state is a monument to man's arrogance
I hate Arizona, I hate Arizona, I despise Arizona, and this is the worst place to live.
What part
Well maybe I was having a bad day hate is a strong word. However professionally the state has basically went against us here and I think that's the source of our issue now her time we get rolling on a path.
Things happen
@@papusa9878all of it
It’s bad
We should sell Arizona and New Mexico back to Mexico
Let the MESSican mafia, and La Raza have the whole sOuTh WeSt.
They wouldn't take them back. Mexico cheated America by giving away those states
Ben is a sweet little angel that needs to be protected.
bless'em
Probably into some serious bdsm
reminds me of that “gays too precious to send to war” onion video
*Mossad has entered the chat*
I wonder what happened to him
I moved to Scottsdale from Dallas. Tim is spot on. Arizona is the Florida of the West coast.
A true embarrassment !!!!
Dallas isn't much, either. I've lived in Phoenix and Dallas and both are pretty much cultural wastelands. Btw, Miami is great. No comparison. Not sure where the Florida thing came from.
I moved here to Phoenix from Dallas too. All of this is accurate
@@malvolio01 Why do you say Miami is so great?
back in 2005 I've moved from Fresno California to Chandler AZ and yes AZ sucks its a prison like state.
Florida? You mean California, right?
Arizona is Florida with mountains and desert and without the humidity
So,,, Not Florida.
@@jasonbeary5771 only difference between Florida man in Arizona man is one is fat and doughy the other is skinny and leathery
@@sirclarkmarz which is which
@@sirclarkmarz Florida is much nicer and health-conscious than Arizona. And, Florida is a FREE state, unlike the shithole Commiefornia and the rest of the west coast states. My aunt lives in Palo Alto and I couldn't go into San Francisco because of the suffocating smell of feces and urine everywhere. That city has been destroyed and LA is a dystopia. The homeless walk the syringe-covered streets like a zombie apocalypse. Tent cities everywhere thanks to liberal policies that have been proven to be garbage for decades, but a dumb population has those idiots voting them in again and again. Of course, when you hold fraudulent elections then we get these results. The whole election system is a fraud. It is amazing to see liberals play mental gymnastics in trying to explain how the election was on the up and up with mail-in voting and Biden is some sort of leader. The Mexican President during his virtual meeting w/ Biden had a look on his face, as Biden read his terrible speech to him, like "This guy....please."
fk off with that Florida has NASA People in Florida have real money! Not the same
I have extra reasons to hate Arizona. I've lost family members here, I got stung TWICE by scorpions, I've had relationships fall apart completely here, I have no reason to even STAY in Arizona anymore.
Been in Phoenix one year after being in LA for 11. I'm confused by it. Hot but overly tattooed women, zero culture and 6 months of insufferable heat. And now it's getting expensive. I've lived all over and this is the only place I've zero desire to explore.
I'm from Arizona and this is true. This place SUCKS
“I’ve really had it with the West!”
Born and raised in AZ. This had me crying laughing. Grew up in Peoria too.
Same here and Arizona sucks balls the heat sucks people here are fake as f**k alot say they help the homeless haha lmfao fake church goers I know my family are those people heck there own son/brother lives in his truck they won't help says alot right there. All I know is when I get my place they are not allowed over and they will have to do the same as I used to have a house with my dad and we let them all come back and stay while they found a place a few stayed for a couple years and we also had there stuff for storage. After my dad passes they became evil and there actions are greed not too worried as karma is getting them either car problems or health karma will come back 10x worse so there choice has been made.
Then move to Cali
@@timothybankerbakes3407 Take a joke. Its not that serious.
@@timothybankerbakes3407it’s a superior state anyway.
Currently live in Phoenix. I can back up everything Tim says. Flagstaff and northern Arizona is badass though.
yep... fucking hate it here dude its pathetic to be completely fair.. 2:16
Northern arizona is fucked too everything here is fucked
flagstaff is full of commies, hipsters
Yea, northern az is the only place worth a shot out here
I hope the AZ Dept of Tourism reaches out. I would love to see "The Grand Canyon, its disgusting" guided tour.
There would be plenty of rapes if that tour were to be brought to fruition
The small towns and pines in northern Arizona are really beautiful. The deserts further south are pretty and in the winter they are nice to camp at. But for Phoenix I agree with his monologue.
Went to AZ in November a couple of years back. Some dude was shivering on the bus with multiple layers on in 70 degree weather. That was my cue to get the fuck out of there
Smart move bro that place is hell
thanks for leaving
@J S honestly that’s probably the right answer, dude looked homeless
@@matthewvoiland1076 Your brain must be fried
It had nothing to do with the temperature. It was the DT's.
I live in Phoenix and there are times I go to the grocery and I can’t believe some of these people are functional citizens. The amount of face tattoos is out of control. Pretty much my biggest focus in life is to save and invest enough money to put my kid into the best private school so I can avoid these losers.
what the fuck does face tattoos have to do with intelligence? haha that’s ignorant to even think there’s a correlation
So true. Private schools are the way to go there.
I live in az and I hate myself. I loved your show in Phx and I screamed like a moron. I’m sick of my shit.
Joe Rogan: Hold my Connecticut.
Connecticut is weird in that either you're rich and live in a charming town with great history and interesting people, or you're poor and live in complete squalor. There's no in-between. The middle class doesn't exist here.
@@Jonmad17 That’s not true in my experience. You have the rich and the poor, but there are lots of middle class neighborhoods in Norwalk, Stratford, Fairfield, etc., and in northern Connecticut lots of farmsteaders
@@Jonmad17 I lived in Connecticut and lived like a sewer rat and now have tested positive for Connecticut Aids.
@Big Crunch Funny, but you are neglecting large swaths of middle-class communities and the aforementioned farmlands 😘
@Big Crunch Yea I’m from central ct. The only thing you missed is all the sports fanatic morons.
Lived in Arizona for 18 years and yes, the entire state of Arizona is like a one big prison.
Laughing my ass off listening to Tim trash my state.😂💀
It’s my state too but it don’t feel like home when it feels more like hell
@@chris7285 ive been begging my mom to move, can’t do anything without money + I literally can’t go outside tor more than 5 mins
@@chris7285 maaan come to Iowa. 80 degree humid nights are horrible. Lived in chandler for a year, loved the dry heat and the fall months. Tim is absolutely right though with this rant, I’m crying right now😂
@@chris7285 yes I agree it feels like he'll here
@@Shinners124 fuck the heat altogether, Iowa sucks balls too. Good thing there’s 50 states I can choose from.
I've been living in Phoenix AZ, for about two years. DAMNIT Tim. I wish you weren't correct.
GOOD BYE
@@matthewvoiland1076 Calm down. I came for a visit, and ended up staying to help family. It wouldn't be that bad, if it wasn't covered in Pill Zombies. AZ has it's beauties, but it's getting shat on right now by the system.
I hate Arizona it's not beautiful at all
I live in Arizona , I was born and raised in ABQ New Mexico.. I never had a chance.
Still better than Albuquerque.
I hope people listen to this and decide not to move here.
saaaaaaaame we got too many folks already. well, it's more so just too many people packed into phoenix and Tucson and the surrounding areas of both cities. if people just spread out traffic wouldn't be straight up ass during rush hour.
Agreed!! When the pandemic hit so many people moved here and the traffic and trashy people tripled. 🤦♀️
Nobody moves to AZ on purpose, nobody
ON CHRIST! Faxxx.
It’s ok because the people that move here go back this place is trash
AZ's redeeming quality is no daylight savings and the grand canyon
And apparently Vegas is closer to the Grand Canyon than Phoenix
@@dustywaxhead indeed it is!
They don't call it "State 48" for nothing. They're 48th at a lot of things.
Wow my thoughts exactly and there are some industries that don't know the meaning of what it is to do and they will stab in the back if you are successful or make your employees actually work for a living.
Arizona's place in this new work mentality that if you're a supervisor or a manager or some sort he really don't have any authority cuz your employees will rat on you because they don't want to work.
That being said everything is fair and expectations are well known.
I'm bored on my mind here I just love the East Coast can't wait to get back.
Im only here for 3 days, thank god! Feels like im in Mexico!
My new favorite podcast!!! can't believe you de-throned the great Bill Burr & JRE! wow! Thanks Dillion & Ben! 😂
how have i never heard of this guy?? oh yeah hes not funny
This might be the funniest rant I’ve ever heard. Laugh out loud every time I watch
After having to relocate to AZ....yeah..."get me out of here"
Damn... my state just got raped.
Can't handle the Heat stay out of the Valley!
@@hellfrost333 what hallmark card did you get that from?
New Mexico would beg to differ
lol, portland and nyc beg to differ ololol
I drove from one coast to the other and Albuquerque was my least favorite city in the entire country.
I'll bet a weeks pay it's raining sideways in my hometown of Philly right now. So glad to get out of that gray ass City.
new mexico's sick brah: colorado without the overpriced yuppie shit. get out more.
@@karlwashere123 Its sunny and currently mid 60s over here, can i has your weeks pay now? 🤪 I dont blame you one bit for leaving though!
Yes or yes
Moved here in June and yes he's 100% correct
Guess he’s never been to New Mexico.
I have family in New Mexico and go there every year for a few weeks and idk what part of New Mexico you're talking about, but Santa Fe is awesome and the rest of the state is b e a u t I f u l (from the interstate, that is) (and specifically in winter. summertime I can see where ur coming from). take this all with a grain of salt, though, as I am a native Arizonan born and raised, which according to this video means I'm a retard from the surface of mars with leathery skin. all of which is true minus the leathery skin
@@zachkellow81 ABQ is trash and sketch. I'm not big on guns, but that place made me want to get a concealed carry license.
@@acjohn6995 not big on guns? Why?
@@aleclala132 Just not enjoyable for me. Not a fan of hunting, they're loud, kinda dangerous. Not for me, I'm more of a tech guy.
The only good to come out of New Mexico is blue meth
As someone from Arizona, I can confirm Arizona sucks. Mostly due to snow birds
Snow birds?
@@AM-by7jj Old rich people from the East coast who move south for the cold weather. Usually a bunch of assholes who don't get along great around here due in part to the clashing cultures. The also have snowbirds that go to Florida, Texas, Utah etc.
No it's not the snow birds. It's the natives. The public schools are awful and it shows. Also, PHX has the worst weather in America and the weed is shit
@@RWJames the weed is shit 🤔
@@RWJames Read that Arizona is top 10 when it comes to the cannabis industry.
I hate Arizona. I hate it with a passion. However, there are only two locations in Arizona that are good. Flagstaff and the Grand Canyon. Other than that, the rest of the state is so bland and boring.
I understand that this is 2 years old but it’s still 1000% true. This place is absolute hell and xenophobic as shit.
I'm from Arizona my whole life and I understand what you're saying but, my motto is: just don't move to Arizona. I don't want more people here. It may be Mars but, it's my Mars.
My motto is that all Arizonese have had high impact cranial penetration, and god bless.
THANK YOUU!!! i couldnt say that any louder lmao stay away from here, dont come here and fuck up arizona anymore than californians do . God when im driving and see a cali plate it pisses me off, they drive like complete shit heads and act like theyre currently a hollywood star. Arizona is not what you people think it is in the movies lmfao. We work hard here, and dont ever bitch about the heat cuz we already know
Couldn’t agree more. I love AZ but it would be a lot better if we had the population of Wyoming
@@sterlingwhite5464 someone’s salty about their negative equity real estate purchase
Thank you tim, Keep spreading this people need to stop moving there
My biggest mistake was moving back here for a job and I miss pompano Beach or Boca.
Since we got so many Yankees in Florida now makes really hard to return back.
Lived here for 8 years. Expensive overrun, and just lame. No idea why anyone would want to live here. I’m going back to North Dakota which is already boring, hilarious that ND is more appealing than AZ. Even how Arizona looks is so drab everything is the same color not a single house or apartment looks unique
i would take the cold over the hellish summer heat there
"These fucking tan leathery people....spent their entire fucking lives marinating themselves in vodka." I can't remember the last time I laughed so fucking hard that it reminds me the power of laughter holy fuck hahaha Tim Dillon you rock my shitty world hahahaha
Never been to Arizona but its possibly the least appealing state IMO. The only appealing aspect is the nature, but thats to visit. The desert is beautiful to visit but I could never live there. But a lot of the state is just endless suburbia, no water and horrible weather. I live in Minnesota and people from Phoenix act like they have GREAT weather and we have AWFUL weather. I beg to differ. I love our snowy cold winters. At least you can dress for it and do winter activities. Wtf you gonna do in Arizona in the summer besides go to a swimming pool in a state with water shortages. And super hot places are uglier than super cold places. At least when our weather is at its harshest, its still beautiful outside. Frozen waterfalls, snow everywhere, forests. And then the spring, summer and autumn are beautiful too. In AZ its the same beige and brown year round except for the 2 days that flowers come out.
Now I am visiting New Mexico tomorrow, now THAT is a state that does the Southwest right. May not have scenery as nice as Arizona but its actually got real culture. Much less racist towards Hispanics as well.
Just moved to Phoenix arizona 2 years ago an I'm glad someone else thinks the same thing I was thinking...I fucking hate it here
Sorry Tim, I disagree Arizona is pretty sweet. I love the red rocks. One thing we disagree on,
Can’t win em all
you know how the mountains turned red right?? years ago airlines were told to dump their lavatories BEFORE landing in los angeles.
its a real knife fight out there in Arizona
@@mem3656 lmaooooo
Enjoy being 48th in education 😂
"I've had it with the west." 🤣🤣🤣
I literally spit my drink out 😂😂😂 this is gold
"NOT Rock Formations ... aliens land and face F.U." hahaha
Arizona is the Connecticut of the west. Every time I go through Arizona, there's road construction, and my windshield has taken a flying rock flung by an 18-wheeler on three separate occasions. I'm on my 4th windshield because of that dirty desert. Nuclear testing needs to be resumed, and they should see what happens when a thermonuclear warhead explodes right over Phoenix.
Isn’t Connecticut the richest state in the country?
@@sethallison5682 the most boring - a sidekick and product of New York City. It's rich because richest New Yorkers move to Connecticut suburbs.
Hey I love my desert❣️being flat is great for getting around in my wheel chair. Plus I love vodka 🥰
Spent 4 months in Phoenix recently. That city sucks.
I used to love Flagstaff and Sedona but that was before it turned into Mars.
i love when tim and joe shit on states cause alot of the shit is true lmaooo
I live in Peoria.... 😂😂😂😂 Can’t wait to see him in PHX.
This dude absolutely kills me
AZ's biggest issue is people trying to escape CA.
Chicago too
and they talk about how much better it is back home... THEN GO THE FUCK HOME
Only truth.
I’ve had a lot of fun in Scottsdale but this is hilarious
AZ native commenting before watching. Be back in a bit with my thoughts.
Edit: It’s true. We’re awful.
Tim needs a separate travel podcast...
Only Tim is enough of an aspie to complain about the grand canyon and that's why I tune in
At least we’re not Connecticut
Yooo az worst dirtball in the west.
i wonder if tim is going to roast denver when he comes here in november
If he can take it, maybe my pasty ass could visit AZ sometime. I figured I'd spontaneously combust as soon as I got out of the airport.
Nothing but the truth was spoken
“Get out of the National Parks please….” Timmyyyyy😂
I'm getting a Bill Hicks vibe on this rant!
I agree with much of this but those rock formations are kind of special. Clearly Tim has no appreciation for them, but many people do.
Phoenix Nov-March is the greatest place in the country
except for the fucking snowbirds
And once April hits, better move to where humanity can live without artificial illusions.
Intersting way to tell the world you haven't traveled much or have incredibly low standards.
If you’re retired and can afford to golf everyday and not work. It’s great. If you’re everyone else… yikes
“Peoria what are you doing in peoria” lmao
The overall vibe seems hostile in a deluded way
AZ is starting to be the new Florida.
From Fl lived in Phoenix/Mesa/Tempe for 5 years…loved it
I’ve lived in Florida (Miami) and AZ (Tucson). I didn’t have the best time in either place but Arizona gets a bad rap when compared to south Florida. Tim being trashy and from New York adores Florida though I’m guessing.
awww... you cut it right before one of his best rants of the episode 😁
I agree, regret moving here
Must have bombed on stage here in AZ.
I was there he absolutely didn’t. As an AZ native, he’s 90% right.
Have you ever been to AZ? I've lived here my whole life. 75 - 80% of people complain about this place just like him. Honestly he's right about a lot. But I prefer here to anywhere else right now. Except maybe Colorado and parts of Utah. But that's just me. As long as the Californians skip us and go straight to Texas with Rogan because they think it's so miserable here, I'll be fine.
I agree,100%! It sucks
Lol I will say our sunsets are immaculate here but yea I can’t wait to move after I graduate here. I’m born and raised in Tucson and yea I just feel like I’ll prosper better out of state
Its got 10 million strip malls that look the same ,its hot as fuck every house is the same color.I have spent lots of time here and you couldn't pay me to live there.
Love these rants! 🤣😭🤣 Like he's completely had it with an employee. Like Michael Ferrer part in Point of No Return. But the'employee' can be absolutely anything.
If only all of this was not true. But it is true. You can't have any more than three teeth. I think it may be illegal to have a full set of teeth in this state. The dilapidation and trap houses are incredible out here in the desert. I had two houses across the street from me that I thought were abandoned. But within a few weeks I saw someone come crawling out of them. At that point up went the 6-ft fence and barb wire. I know there's a water issue. People out here don't even bathe. They brag how they can live off-grid and just carry in water. I don't know maybe it's just me but I like to wash my hands anytime I feel like it. I like to wash my ass once a day as well. 😊
Tim has 33.3K subscribers... we gotta change that fast.
Finally someone says it... Lived there for 12 years... Worse years of my life...
Oh God, I can only imagine. My condolences. I lived there for three years and AZ destroyed my mental health
Please no disrespect to the fry bread house-diabetes in a meal never tasted so delicious !
I don’t get why people get offended by this. It’s my home state too but my home feels like HELL.
most people here resort to illegal incomes because the jobs suck
Will be out of water soon and unlivable. Of a future Real estate collapse.
Come on, Mississippi is worse than Arizona.
How on earth does AZ beat out Mississippi or Arkansas?
Seems to me the state of AZ has more bigots there!
It’s just a dead state just leave it
Hey hey, the camera needs a white-balance.
Alabama says hold my beer and Cousin .
Love Scottsdale but the pollution in Phoenix is horrific. Not good
You gotta come back between November and April when its 80 degrees tops and go on a hike on Piestewa peak or Flat Iron. Super beautiful hiking locations
Tim clearly doesn't give a rats ass about the outdoors. That's why he hates Arizona