ScooterMagruder ROASTED by Tom Grossi after Packers beat Cowboys
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Scooter is in denial to the Nth degree. The eternal insanity of being a cowboys fan.
He really thinks Jerry will make a splash move 😂😂😂
Copium from Scooter
We had garret for 10 years Mike is better but we can’t be the most penalized team in the league and win a ring it will never happen even the patriots were 4th best in the league at not committing penalties
He always is and its why I cant stand him there is a difference between being a fan and being an obnoxious asshole.
@@mycraftablromncetherealm3160 he plays it obviously come on now.
I’m convinced Tom delayed the AFC/NFC North saga to prepare for this moment😂
He better do it
It honestly insane how a firework of a season happen when he did the saga.
@rizkyanandita8227 and of course the South saga happened when both had a historically trash season, and whaddya know? They all are in a poor neighborhood in the series
. Its easy to do since hes also the script writer lol
Super Bowls since Dallas last won one.
Broncos: 3
Packers: 2
Steelers: 2
Giants: 2
Everyone on clickbait has won multiple superbowls since Dallas last won one, and to boot they havent even made an NFC championship game. The gall on this man to talk shit about everyone elses team and to try to play off the losses to Green Bay as a "curse" is just ridiculous. The delusion of a Cowboys fan is an affliction I wouldn't even wish on a Bears fan.
Bucs: 2
Patriots: 6
Tom Brady: 7
Seahawks: 1
Rams : 2
I mean, the REAL damning stat is the Cowboys are only .500 against the Lions in the playoffs since the Super Bowl era.
Packers having more playoff wins in AT&T stadium than the Cowboys is an insane stat. How embarrassing.
That's on the level of the stat that Roethlisberger still has the second most wins in Cleveland since they became a team again.
Dallas actually has the same as Green Bay: 3
January 9, 2010 Vs. PHI
January 4, 2015 Vs. DET
January 5, 2019 Vs. SEA
@@philgoad5587second most wins compared to other teams QBs? Or compared to Browns QBs?
@@jsilva7005 Baker is the only QB with more wins in that stadium than Ben. And Flacco is third.
@@evanrox1 February 6, 2011 Vs. PIT
I think all NFL teams should move to a publicly owned model. We now own Lambeau Field, Soldier Field, and At&T Stadium.
Speaking as a recovering drug addict and alcoholic - I’ve never seen THIS ^ level of denial.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The absolute cope from scooter to go from "we are going to the Super Bowl" to "we are in a better situation than the rest of you. As long as we don't play the Packers and the 49ers we are the best in the NFC" Boy the goal post just took a flight from Dallas to London with that one
Lmfao!!
man forgot that refs gifted them the wins vs the lions, and they lost to the eagles before they started to fall apart. Some high level copium from scooter
Tbh, they didn’t beat the lions.
I love watching Cowboys fans go through it like this. It’s hilarious. I have a relative that is both a Cowboys fan AND an Ohio State fan. Now imagine my delight so far as a Lions fan and a fan of Michigan sports 😂
He’s not a Cowboys fan he’s a blak prescott fan. If Tony Romo had played like our black qb he wouldn’t be in here making excuses
The year is 2069. Scoot makes his way to the retirement home dining hall and takes his place at the Clickbait Sports table. As the nurse brings him his bowl of oatmeal, he speaks a single phrase, confident as ever.
“If the Dallas Cowboys just make a few key changes, we will finally bring home another Lombardi!”
Scoot has uttered this phrase every January for the past 70 years.
😆. Also by this time The Texans, The Lions , The Browns, The Bills, The Vikings, The Cardinals, The Jaguars, The Dolphins and even the Jets have won a superbowl.
@@youtubeistryingtocensorme even the panthers and titans
@@evilkingster ….Yeees?
@@youtubeistryingtocensorme Even the Commanders.
@@mach6893 sure why not? Though I think they’ll go through 3 or 4 names changes by then
See, here's your problem, Scooter. You keep setting your expectations to Superbowl even though this team has been shouting at you for your entire life "IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MANY GAMES WE WIN IN THE REGULAR SEASON! WE WILL ABSOLUTELY LET YOU DOWN!!!!"
But you keep ignoring the red flags and are always shocked when it blows up in your face
They have always been competitive in the season, but below average post season for 25 years.
“Below average post season” is an understatement
@@RockSmithStudiohistorically bad when you consider regular season success. And then dude is talking about “big signing”? They will have trouble resigning their key players and keeping Dak. They are over the 2024 cap already without any new deals.
I read that in a UrinatingTree voice!
Tree “actually we’re in the same situation” cut deep.
He's right. The Steelers, like the Boys, usually make the playoffs and usually go nowhere once they do.
The Steelers might even be better off than the cowboys because they try to make some changes over the offseason. Not the cowboys!
4:27 tree casually putting up broncos score where cowboys lost to teddy bridgewater while scooter was ranting was PRICELESS and sent me 💀🤣
You know the cowboys probably would've won if they had teddy bridgewater
I don't even think even Teddy Bridgewater could've saved Dem Boys from the inevitability of the Packers! 😂🤣
@@ryanjuanico4498atleast teddy would have the balls to call an audible
An upgrade at qb with Teddy
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
"As long as we dont play the Packers or 49ers, we can win the NFC."
Yes I agree, the Cowboys can definitely win the NFC if they only play bad-average teams without elite QB play. Its just what they've been doing all year, padding their win loss and mostly winning by blowouts against teams with inferior rosters, not building resilience by battling with other contenders on the road or in close games. Combine that with arrogance and hype, you get their worst performance of the year at the most important time.
He forgot the giants and vikings
"As long as we don't play the teams we will have to play in order to win, we win the NFC."
Imagine if an afc team 10 years ago said “as long as we don’t play Tom Brady or Peyton manning, we can win the Super Bowl.” That is scooter right now. If you can’t beat the best team or the 7th best team in your own conference, you can’t win a Super Bowl
They Couldn’t Beat Jimmy G who is incompetent at not making mistakes lol
It took the officials to beat the Lions
We all owe the NFL an apology, without the addition of the 7th seed we don't get the Cowboys being humiliated as a 2 seed in the Wildcard round. 😏
Scooter: "As long as we don't play teams we can't beat, we will win."
In other words: water, wet
As long as they don't score more points than us before the time ends we're gonna be fine
“As long as we don’t play the Packers or the 49ers we have a shot.” So what you’re saying Scooter is that the Cowboys have no shot of a Super Bowl, you’ve played one of those 2 teams the last three years 😂
And almost certainly would have to beat both one or both to get the SB for at least the next 3 years as well.
My goodness… the delusion is strong with this one. How do cowboys fans never learn…
They don't that's why Mccarthy is back and a certain podcast will continue! 😮
This is every cowgirls' fan.
Yeah… they’re part of the Jones collective
As long as Dallas doesn't have to play the 49ers, Packers, Eagles, Lions, Seahawks, Rams, Saints, and Bucs, they can win the NFC.
I love how each of them has their role in the group. Scooter's the guy who has to make bold claims and explosive rants, Grossi's the smug smartass who fuels Scooter's fire, Tree's the editor who makes corrections when he sees them, Five's the guy nobody respects as a joke, and Brandon's the "host" who subtly "interviews" everyone without offering opinions of his own
Don't know about Brandon being the host, normally it's Scooter who keeps the Show moving and introduces topics. That's why I tuned out yesterday at some point, because they kept circling back to the Cowboys, as fun as mocking Scooter can be, 40 minutes of it is getting a bit sily.
I never watch the other people podcast.
Scooter: THE GIANTS?
The Giants won the Super Bowl against the Tom Brady Patriots. TWICE. Once when said Patriots were one win away from the first perfect season in decades! A Cowboys fan does not get to whine about them being buns now.
The giants have played in 3 playoff games (with 1 win) since their last ring 12 years ago. Obviously it’s not the same as the Cowboys, but at least the Cowboys have had hope for plenty of seasons. Giants have had like 3 decent seasons since 2011.
@@SparkyForce
You’re kidding me right? Giants have 2 super bowls since the Cowboys last sniffed an nfc championship appearance, 28 years is way longer than 12. Screw your false hope narrative
@@NYGForever I didn’t notice you were a giants fan, continue on living in the past
@@SparkyForce "continue on living in the past" the irony is so thick i can see it
@@SparkyForcea COWBOYS fan talking about living in the past this gots to be a troll
Classic cowboy fan “were close” every year 😂
Scooter is a delusional Cowboys Fan
They've been close for close to 30 years!! 🤣🤣
I kinda wished that Scooter's punishment should had been a Love song. . . .of the Packers.
Edit: The main reason Mike McCarthy got scared is bc he thought Aaron Rodgers would pop up in the middle of nowhere & send him in a ""Darkness Retreat"" if he tried to be competitive against the Packers
**Love is the Answer by Utopia plays**
nah it should be that he cannot say a single positive thing about the cowboys and agree with everything everyone else says about them
They've done that before.
And the Love song he would just half-ass again like the Scooter Elway video, you have to give Scooter punishments that are on point and done by an easy action.@@ianL-S
He kept posting shorts of himself dancing every time Dallas trounced a terrible team. I wanted him to do a sad version of the dance.
Perna just scrolling through the Broncos-Cowboys game while Scooter is ranting may be the funniest thing ever😂😂😂
Did anyone else notice at 2:44 the guy donated 48.32….the final score of the game lol😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂
Yes!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Should have been $48.16 the real score lol
How TF does a roasting of Scooter end up with Scooter talking the most?
Scooter always talks. He always tries to take over every conversation.
Typical Cowboys fan lmao
Steelers fans may say "Stillerz gahnta superr bowl!" year after year, but we don't believe it. If they believe it, we call them Scooters. As long as the Cowboys don't play the Niners, Packers, Eagles, or Bucs, they have a chance. Lucky for them, they don't this week, so they won't lose.
The duality of Pittsburgh is that the fans simultaneously believe that they're going to win every game, and also lose every game because everyone is incompetent. Tree understands this and jokes about it, because he lives there.
@@TheShinyFeraligatr I am also from Pittsburgh, and can say it's not just him around here. I also had family in Cleveland, Baltimore, and Detroit. It's a rust belt thing.
What makes Scooter's cope even funnier, is the fact that everyone else's team has won the Superbowl at least once in the past 25 years. While the Cowboys haven't even won an NFC divisional game in the same timeframe.
As long as they don't play the Packers or Niners? My dude it's not those franchises you can't beat. It's quality playoff teams. You aren't going to face the giants and panthers in the post season lmao
You gotta love Scooter, man. “as long as we don’t play good teams, we can easily win the NFC…” 😂
Tom,UT, Perna, and Five really need to stage an intervention for Scooter at this point
Circle of life of a CowgirlsFan:
- Tears -
Reality Delusion
| |
Arrogance Hope
- Confidence -
Knowing what Scooter's schtick is, I love watching him make bold predictions.
But I love watching him cope even more.
His shtick is old and played out,everything about him is cringe as hell. He is a sad joke of a youtuber.
The Cowboys talked about Superbowl all week, and lost focus of the game in front of them.
Yeah it was very evident that they didn't prepare enough for the packers game and paid the price.
As a cowboys fan, scooter is your typical one you hear about 😂. Man actually thinks Jerry Jones is gonna make a change 💀💀💀💀
Scooter, that game should have been your Come to Jesus moment. The Cowboys will not change until they get rid of McCarthy or Jerry is gone. They are a perpetually 12-5 team that will see an early exit in the playoffs because they crack under actual pressure. They are in a cycle of complacency and expecting the rest of the league to move down for them instead of putting in the work to push themselves up. This was probably their best chance year because so many teams were complete garbage this year in the NFC, but there's multiple teams that through this year have developed already into teams as good or better than them. The Lions, Packers, and Rams are already much improved from even the beginning of the year and I honestly think that, while the Packers were the ones who got to beat them, all three of them could at minimum take them down to the wire, if not beat them, like the Lions did a few weeks back.
You wanna know the ironic thing about what you said is?
Scooter claims to be a man of the faith.
Damn Scoot really IS a typical Cowboys fan 😂
I always though that it partially was an act to get content with the cliché, but after he got into the beef with Decker on Twitter I don't think that anymore. lol
@@HDreamerlemme guess he was making us look bad isn’t he?
Kinda, supported the delusional Cowboys Fan cliché to the max. Told the Lions to keep the same energy should they lose this week and the doubled down, after being called out by an actual player on the Lions O-Line. lol@@jreyes5859
So did we just essentially say "It's gonna be our year" less than a week after they got smoked by a rebuild team, and when this season hasn't even concluded yet?
As a Dolphins fan, I can FEEL the cope from here by the beach. The only difference is that the Dolphins are only a few years removed from some dark, DARK times, and the Cowboys have been "ready for the Super Bowl" for basically my entire lifetime.
Like bro at least I can admit that we sucked and were mad frauds.
Scooter defends Jerry’s decision to keep Mike McCarthy then cites the Cowboys’ inferior strategy and mindset as the key factors for losing early in the playoffs again.
Remember Keyshawn did the same thing to Skip Bayless. Takes a special dumb or delusion to make Skip look like the smart one.
The Lions won their game against the Cowboys, but the damn zebras took it away.
Scooter really is a caricature of Dallas Cowboys fans. They make bold claims because they're America's Team. But when it hits the fan, they get mad when the rest of the country trolls them.
America's Team 👎
That One Star Team 👍
The cowboys are the Steelers of the nfc saying they’re in a “way” better position and they still have no playoff wins is wild
"We're close" ah yes....... 29 years of closeness 😂
Scooter sounds like an abuse spouse trying to justify the reason why they should stay with their husband.
Scooter already saying next year is their year 😂😂😂😂
@Send.an.sms.to.claim.430 How stupid are you
4:54 truly a masterpiece of a dono
Gotta agree😉
the McCarthy Curse was born in 2013 with Matt Flynns epic comeback down 26-3 at halftime.
Jordan Love just set a new precedent with the Cowboys
That cowboys clown is the type of fan you secretly hate. The type to talk all sorts of smack against everyone else's teams but has an emotional breakdown when you talk about theirs. Get him a grief counselor and let him cry it out and get in touch with his feelings
Not a secret really. This is exactly the type of fan that gets the Cowboys laughed at every single year.
"I think we're close."
Scoots... buddy... no.
The last time the Cowboys were Superbowl relevant, the Twin Towers still stood. 28 years of failure. But nah, you're right Scooter. It's everyone ELSE's team that sucks XD
I just loved Tom's s***-eating grin waiting for his turn.
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The Cowboys were exposed in week five.
Grossi didn't roast; it was a light toasting at best. His chat, on the other hand... I HOPE Scooter is correct, that McCarthy won't get away with doing this again, but... BTW, as of viewing this, there's a TON of empty silence/dead space at the end of the video, from a bit past 7:00 on. TH-cam error?
yeah whoever does the clips, please make sure to check on this
The Cowboys are one of the best teams in the league every single year until the season starts. The upcoming season is definitely the Cowboy's season, that being the offseason.
We all remember how everyone puts an asterisk on the Bucs championship over the Raiders because Gruden knew the system so well.
It feels like the reverse is true with McCarthy. He's been gone for half a decade now and he still can't get a win against the Packers. It's bordering on collusion and loyalty to the previous job how badly he collapses against them.
It’s the McCarthy way! Have a good regular season, look like a Super Bowl team, make the playoffs and then shit the bed. He did that in Green Bay for a decade and that was with a HOF quarterback!
This never gets old. The best part is that we can count on it happening again and again. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
scooter try not to make every excuse after a loss challenge: impossible
The face Tom makes after saying the Teddy Bridgewater line 😂😂😂
Cowboys fans tears tastes so delicious. I enjoy them every offseason, kinda like turkey at thanksgiving.
The denial is strong with Scooter 😂
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
I think I can speak for Tree when I look at the Cowboys and say
*WHAT. THE HELL. WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.*
"This loss will cause Jerry Jones to go out there and try to make a big splash"
Ahhhhh that aged well.
Scooter still hasn't learned lmao
He’s a Cowboys fan they don’t learn😊
AND THEY KEPT MIKE MCCARTHY I CANNOOOOOOT 😂😂😂😂
Scooter, why would Jerry go get a big name free agent, when he has the players to win. Cowboys have built their team on draft picks (better than all other teams). The problem is they NEED to perform in the playoffs. Jerry doing his job, he put together a winning team, it's the players and coaching staff who fail in the postseason.
Jerry has created a culture where he is the master and everyone else bows down to him; they will never win because they cannot hire the right coaches to do so, there is also a lack of winning culture, it all starts with the owner
“we actually beat the cowboys with teddy bridgewater” LMFAOOOOOOOOO
I told Scooter all season long, on his weekly meetings and his little happy dance vids, exactly what was going to happen to the Cowboys. No Super Bowl, no NFCCG, they'd be great in the regular season and then lose in the playoffs in the most embarrassing way possible. These same exact things are going to happen again next season too, the only thing that will change is the embarrassing way it ends. Time expiring before they can spike the ball on a very inappropriate QB designed run, that goofy Zek as center play, getting blown out in the wildcard at home in to the 7th seed... I don't know how they'll top these gems but they will.
"This loss will cause Jerry Jones to go out there and make a splash." Man that aged like milk in the sun, unless you think an Eric Kendricks is a "splash"
As long as you dont play the packers or 49ers you will easily win the NFC? You guys couldnt even beat the Lions on a bad day without the Refs, you lost to the freaking cardinals and split games with the eagles. Tell me again how you can easily win the NFC if you dont play the Packers or 49ers 🤣
The cowboy denial is real. It's hard for those fans to realize reality.
this was old scheme's vs. new schemes.... _and old schemes got SCHOOLED...._
Dallas beat tomato cans all damn year... and lost to good teams. It doesn't matter that McCarthy and Dak are coming back if offensively McCarthy trots out the same old static scheme/plays. It does matter that Dallas has ZERO DT and LB skill... Jerry needs to get a RB... DT's and a bunch of LB's... and hope they can integrate over the off season... but that's unlikely give how they acquire talent.
Dallas is, and will continue to be "best of the worst"... as long as they take the slow approach to stacking talent... if the time is "now" then Jerry needs to go out and spend like it is.
This Cowboys' fan is EXACTLY what Stephen A says about the Cowboys' fans. Funny AND embarrassing.
Did he say the lions were in a worse situation than the Cowboys? Because they absolutely are not.
The Lions are light-years ahead of the Cowboys. I can give multiple reasons.
1. Brad Holmes, unlike Jerry Jones, is a real GM.
2. MCDC is a very good coach.
3. Sheila Ford Hamp is hands-off and doesn't meddle.
4. The Lions actually advanced to the NFC Championship this century, unlike the Cowboys.
And, once again, the cycle of the Cowboys season comes to a close. Cowboys fans already coping for next year. Enjoy your great regular season and embarrassing playoff loss next year 😂
Assuming they make it there.
As a lions fan whose been through the bad team stages of grief, it gets easier to heal once you accept the truth
Besides, the victories are even sweeter.
0:21 Is AT&T stadium officially now the Packers winter getaway home stadium. 😅. Trying to white out a team from Green Bay in January? Really, have you seen green bay in January?
I became a Cowboy hater at age 7. The Super Bowl against the Broncos convinced me to utterly hate BOTH teams. I have luxuriated as a Buccaneers fan in the Cowboys' horrible record. They shot .000 during the 1980's, got hot for four years in the 90's and then has died a death of certain nothingness for 28-29 years now. Jerrah!! Jerrah!! Sell the team amigo, you are a curse.
watching this now 6 months later I wonder how scooter feels about jerry going all in this time lol
Jone has done exactly what scooter said time and time again. NOthing will change
A special "Belated" dedication to Scooter:
FEELINGS, nothing more than FEELINGS.
FEELINGS, OW-Ow-oo, FEELINGS.
Shout out to Morris Albert-FEELINGS (1975).
Damn man six months later hows that big splash coming along? Lol. Jerry Jones will always be a legend :-)
I’m from the future…the Cowboys lose to the Buccaneers in Tampa during the Wildcard in 2024.
You mean 2025
1:51 that's not water, that's Cowboys kool-aid.
"I think we're going to push all the chips in" 6 months later:
Proof Cowboys fans probably know the least about their team out of all fanbases. "We've never played zone like that..." Meanwhile the Cowboys: 14th (top half) in number of zone coverages called.
I sure enjoy this 😂
Green Bay has to steam roll it way to a championship, for Dallas to save face. If the lose to 49ers by 40, cowboys’ fate is sealed. It’s either the beginning to one of the greatest playoff runs or one of the worse melt downs.
"its not like the nfc is strong" that's how you get to the playoffs over and over and never advance. "I'm not really afraid of the packers" im a seahawks fan and if love keeps doing these 3td+ 300yard+ games the whole nfc is in trouble.
this hasnt aged well for scooter, the couchboys have done exactly nothing but get worse in this off season, the eagles upped their team huge this off season and they've been to 7 nfc championships, 3 super bowls and won a ring since you sniffed a divisional playoff win 30 years ago
Damn he not only acted like the loss wasn't a big deal, he said the only future competition in the NFC is the 49ers. Bold statement from a team that got blown out in the first round by a bunch of rookies. Guess he doesn't realize green bay already has a better QB, RB, HC, and depth of talent then the cowboys will ever have. Kind of hard to beat a team that outdoes you in those specific categories.
Poor Scooter. I actually like him, despite being an old school Redskins fan. His optimism and disappointment reminds me of the days when Redskins fans thought we had got something good when we got Albert Haynesworth.
"the broncos are in a worse situation than the cowboys"
well, theyre both sitting at home during the playoffs. brocky purdy and the detroit freaking lions are still playing.
The best way tom got back at everyone else, was to simply ask, "what are your predictions for GB in the Divisional Round?"
I kinda feel bad for Scoots. He seems like a really nice guy, a guy I'd like to have as a friend . . . was it a tragedy of birth that made him a Cowboys fan, or is it just voluntary at this point?
Scooter should also add "Without refs help" for that Week 17 game. In fact, if they lost they wouldn't have had to play the Packers. Karma's a bitch Scooter
Man I never seen a Cowboy fan intervention before. And this is brutal
What Scooter is banking on is that the NfC is going to suck for a forseeable future. Not really. Jordan Love and the Packers could be the next big team in that confefence. The Bears and Lions are only going to get better which means fhe NFC North might be the best division in the next season or two.
Seattle is a young team that is a few pieces away. The Rams are a quality team. Arizona depending on offseason moves and how they draft could be in the swing of things. If the Eagles fire their coach and get Belichiek for the next 2 to 3 seasons that obviously will put a dent in the Cowboys chances of securing the division. Commanders depending on how they draft etc.
The Cowboys will be getting worse and they will play a tougher schedule next season with the AFC North teams. They cant keep all their marquee players.
i think cowboys issue is still Dak at least coach can say he has a ring lol