@notjack_official1153 She did not put a lot of effort in because she made a lot of money from it? I am really sorry but um, you know that people that make a lot of money can put effort in, right?
@ArnieOcfemia shang tsung: I will now sell pictures of fe- Johnny: do not finish that sentence you better not be selling pics of my feet shang tsung stop being werid shang tsung: oh yeah Johnny cage you can't stop me like you ruined my NFT business Cyrax: Johnny guess what Johnny: what? Cyrax: I fucked your wife Johnny: you did what?! Oh when I'm done with shang tsung your next bitch
The top 3 recurring themes in these are definitely: 1) Shujinko being an old man, it’s just perfect 2) Jhonny and Goro pissing off Tanya 3) Shang Tsung’s crypto businesses Also, hope that Johnny explaining Earthrealm to other characters becomes a theme, it’s so hilarious
Umgadi low key sounds like a car “Hey bro check out my Umgadi, hey girl wanna hop into my Umgadi” Sounds like something you say before orgasm “Ah ah oh Umgadi!!!”
@@xavierortega6846Goro: “It does sound dirty when you say-“ Tanya: “One more word, and the Umgadi are removing all your Earthrealm technology for a month.”
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Now I need a dialogue with something like this: Kombatant: (long, difficult question) Shang Tsung: What? CLASH Sub-Zero: He/She asked a complicated question. Shang Tsung: More like a philosophical one. Shujinko: Did you even understand your own question? Kombatant: Yes, Shujinko, I did.
@@MasterLenoXWolfeSub-zero “What is the purpose of the Invariant Subspace problem?” Cetrion (confused) “……..What?” Sub Zero (Angry) “I ASKED A COMPLICATED QUESTION!!”
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Shujinko: what is a “harem”? Tanya: I’ll explain later…
Kung Lao: Bro out there making a harem. Syzoth: Shut up. No I not. Sujinko: What is a harem? Tanya: I will explain later, should I? Smoke: You must not create a harem Syzoth. It's dangerous Syzoth: I don't even want to do it. I want to stick with Ashrsh. Sonya: What do you know about harem Tomas? Syzoth: Yea you seem to have experience about it. Sektor: I am thou, thou art I Smoke: Shut up Orpheus I mean Sektor.Just don't do it. ( Smoke voice actor used to voiced Persona 3 protagonist the game where harem do involved).
Havik: I am going to unleash the power of the 34th timeline to bring chaos to all the realms! Liu Kang: Stop! You trifle with powers you do not understand! *Liu Kang knocks back Havik* Kameo Shujinko: Ahh, the 34th. That takes me back. Havik: I’ll explain lat- wait a second. Kameo Kung Lao: You heard that too, right? Liu Kang: We need to wipe his memory again.
General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist! Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!* *CLASH* Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni- General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD! Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline! Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!*
@@jassimhamid2808 Smoke: so how’s Bi-Reena- Bi-Han: shut up tomas we are not together! Sareena: I actually like the name hon. Bi-Han: what did I say about the name calling? Sonya: is that what we’re calling them now? Smoke: yep came up with it myself!
I'd love to see an interaction between 2 Liu Kangs where one timeline doesn't have All I Want For Christmas is You and the other wants to go to their timeline.
"Do you have this song by Mariah Carrey that plays in stores on Christmas?" "Who's Mariah Carrey? And are you talking about Jingle Bells?" "You wanna switch spots?" "Your timeline sounds awful, no."
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Seeing the progression of yhe “Umgadi translation” arc makes me wonder if Johnny can rope others into the bit. Rain and Havik seem like good potentials.
Fujinko's clueless old man joke is probably my favorite of these prompts. His depiction of this grandpa out of touch with modern lingo is absolutely hilarious. Though Johnny mispronouncing "Umgadi" never gets old. Should be in the actual game.
Scorpion: "Heard you and Sareena had fun last night." Sub-zero: "For god's sake this never ends." Sareena: "What happened again?" Sub-zero: "It was one time...ONE FKING TIME." Kung lao: "HA, We got him Scorpion!" Scorpion: "Not the answer I was looking but ok."
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth? Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE. *CLASH* Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!* Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip? Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot! Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Sindel: Why is Jerrod being killed across the timelines? Liu Kang: Unfortunately, killing Jerrod is a canon event. *CLASH* Shujinko: What is a canon event? Liu Kang: No spoilers please. Kung Lao: So the neck jokes are canon events too? Sindel: Not this time, Spiderneck.
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~ Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe! *CLASH* Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe. Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders! Motaro: you’re actually using them? Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab? Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab! *CLASH* Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one- Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH! Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?* Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Ashrah: I’ll admit….being apart in your new movie was pretty exciting. Johnny: See? Told you you’ll do great in “Caged Match”. **clash** Sonya: You never ask me to be in a movie with you… Sarenna: I want to be in a movie too!
Sonya: You never asked me to be in a movie with you… Johnny: Can we talk about this later? Sarenna: I want to be in a movie too! Ashrah: It truly was a transcendent experience.
Sorry for the re-upload. The other video got Age restricted, and I had a theory that it was because I used Johnny Cage's middle finger in the thumbnail. Either that or the Brutality, but that was the first video I posted that got Age restricted, so we'll see if this one does too.
TH-cam's age restriction system is sooooo random. Like either a regular upload or short will get age restricted, yet the same content used in a different upload won't be. It feels like they just throw it all in a hat and randomly decide whetever it will be restricted or not...
@@TheGamingLodge it’s mortal kombat that gets age restricted Fatalities brutalities. Plus blood in any video game but mostly mortal kombat will get a instant age restriction on the video or short whoever uploads it mortal kombat related! It’s ridiculous but yes that’s true
Scorpion: so… am I gonna have a sister-in-law?~ Sub Zero: *ME AND SAREENA ARE JUST FRIENDS, KUAI LIANG!!!* *CLASH* Sareena: at least friends with benefits~ Sub Zero: *SILENCE, WOMAN!* Kung Lao: and I thought I had girl trouble! Scorpion: with what girls, Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento! Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit! *CLASH* Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right? Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it! Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right? Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
Nitara: tHaT dIcK's eNcHaNtEcD!! Johnny: That's why all the girls love me. *CLASH* Sonya: What in the actual fuck was that?? Johnny: A running gag that I took advantage of. Kung Lao: You shouldn't be breaking the forth wall! Nitara: Johnny, you finally made him snap. Kung Lao: YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME--
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
@@joaquincaceresguibovich3182 these cameos are not from this timeline. That's why you can still see Sonya, Jax, Kano... even when they are not mentioned in the story
Liu kang: why is it you wish to fight me? Sindel: because you locked my husband in the kombat pack with homelander and Omni-man! *CLASH* Kano: we already got too many ninjas in this game, luv- Sindel: SILENCE, KANO! Stryker: eh, he’s better off than us! Liu Kang: some cuts had to be made, alright?
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Unironically like the idea of Johnny introducing people to earthrealm...it feels like something that would be funny to think of,hope we see more of it in the future
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common! Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?! *CLASH* Kung Lao: it’s so annoying- Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex! Raiden: madam Bo always said- Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”? Raiden: I’ll explain later.
Kung Lao: “It’s so annoying.” Rain: “He gets lightning powers and plot armor, he has the right to flex.” Raiden: “Madam Bo always said…” Shujinko: “As someone who’s old enough to have taught Madam Bo, shut up and fight.”
Nitara: any chance you know what a “kalima” is? Havik: that’s your question?! I’m still wondering who the fuck “katara vala” is! *CLASH* Cyrax: beginning search… INTERNET DISCONNECTED. Havik: uh… Sektor? Sektor: this Cagepedia page was brought to you by Shang Tsung’s Red Monkey NFTs! Nitara: ugh! Useless robot!
@@ItsYoGirlAustraliaIt was his fatality in the very first game, although it was a single decap, It also made a return in MKX as part of the Klassic fatalities. Triple decap was a glitch on this very same fatality that was then made an official fatality of its own in MK2 and MK Trilogy. That's what inspired his "Who Hired This Guy?" fatality in MK11
Here’s my hat in the ring: Geras: “Here’s your line in the sand.” Rain: “Here’s where I storm through it! Wait was that banter?” [clash breaks] Kano: “Jig’s up, mate. He’s learning.” Rain: “Frankly, I’m impressed.” Geras: “You were right, Kung Lao. Banter is… fun.” Kung Lao: “Just remember you learned from the best!”
Dialogue idea: Bi-Han: what is this I'm hearing Liu Kang, I turned black in the last timeline? Liu Kang: No Bi-Han, you were a dead ninja in the last timeline. Scorpion: You died from my toasty fatality Bi-Han: YOU BASTARD! Jax: Wait he was black in the last timeline? Liu Kang: No Jax! it's hard to explain in this timeline!
Reptile: Ashra was wondering if you and Sereena wanted to- Sub-Zero: Not happening! *Clash* Sereena: Oh cmon honey i miss my friend. Sub-Zero: We'll have this discussion later! Scorpion: He never lightens up does he? Reptile: Do you really expect him to?
Scorpion: “Give me one reason to respect you, brother.” Sub-Zero: “Fist of all, I am Grandmaster” *CLASH!* Sub-Zero (kameo): “Second of all, you’re not Grandmaster.” Sub-Zero: “Third of all, you wanna be Grandmaster, but you can’t be Grandmaster because I’m Grandmaster!” Scorpion (kameo): “You gotta admit that was kinda smooth.” Scorpion: “How long did they practice for that?”
“He asked a simple question” *”and i gave a complex answer”* is a good summary of Shang Tsung for every game in this franchise
How the tables have turned
That reference to Cetrion /Sub-Zero in MK11 is hilarious
@@Mimigosswhat is the purpose of the invariant subspace problem?
"Quiet, you overgrown toaster."
@@AwesomeGuy2xthat sounds like something Bi Han would say. I bet he even gave Tomas the nickname glorified fogmachine when they were younger.
Liu Kang getting progressively more and more annoyed over characters ruining his timeline with cringe is my new favourite thing
He is gonna start reconsidering kronika's obsession with restarting the timeline
That's pretty much the plot of 11, isn't it?
@@massgunner4152
W h a t?
@@anton.chigrinetc.96 you know, kronica
"I now believe Kronika did nothing wrong"
Shang Tsung is not just evil, he is on the whole another level
He's getting worst with time from NFT to crypto currency What's next, OF pics?
@@hurricaner1555 The lengths of the madman
@@hurricaner1555 i hope so
@@hurricaner1555 either go back NFT or online poker, bet game.
Just wait until he goes into business with Logan Paul. Once that happens we will not be able to handle the evil.
I still find it wild how AI Nitara has SO MUCH MORE emotion than Meghan Fox’s actual voice acting
The gap is so huge its not even funny
@@T-pumait become fact
can y'all just shut up? Megan did that for a lot of money so ofc she's done not a lot of effort, y'all won't do SHIT with it 💀💀💀
@notjack_official1153 She did not put a lot of effort in because she made a lot of money from it? I am really sorry but um, you know that people that make a lot of money can put effort in, right?
Megan Fox? More Megatron Fox
There’s a reason why Shang Tsung is Mortal Kombat’s #1 villain
shiit, anyone selling an nft is a villain
He scam Johnny with NDT Sento, that why he is #1 villain
First NFT... Now Cryptocurrency?! ... By the Elder Gods!
@@CandyChaos7He'll do OF if Crypto fails. One must know the true measures of a madman.
@ArnieOcfemia shang tsung: I will now sell pictures of fe- Johnny: do not finish that sentence you better not be selling pics of my feet shang tsung stop being werid shang tsung: oh yeah Johnny cage you can't stop me like you ruined my NFT business Cyrax: Johnny guess what Johnny: what? Cyrax: I fucked your wife Johnny: you did what?! Oh when I'm done with shang tsung your next bitch
The top 3 recurring themes in these are definitely:
1) Shujinko being an old man, it’s just perfect
2) Jhonny and Goro pissing off Tanya
3) Shang Tsung’s crypto businesses
Also, hope that Johnny explaining Earthrealm to other characters becomes a theme, it’s so hilarious
Don't forget Bi-Han denying Sareena as his gf lmao
I also love the cyborgs with "according to my database" 😂
@@mrastro3582 “Bi-Han is totally banging you isn’t he?” Gotta be one of the best interactions 😂😂
@@Mimigoss “The total has now raised to 5” got me on this one 😂
@@mrastro3582This is my favourite it one. 🤣
Megan Fox's AI voice will always be superior than her actual voice acting in the game. Mark my words.
ngl, Megan's AI voice sounds more like Ronda Rousey
😂😂😂😂
Somehow, A.I.dissects her voice and make it better
It's funny because it's true. Goes for Ronda Rousey as well.
her real voice is more ai than the actual ai voice 😪
2:26 “she’s dating Bi Han, WHAT DO YOU THINK?” Is brilliant lol
Shujinko questioning about the modern meaning words is just so funny, that guy is living under a rock 😂
It's funnier because he's actually only aging physically and still has a young soul
Well he did old normally sometime
They’ll explain later
Considered the fact that modern Shujinko is under Kung Lao teaching it is weird that he doesn't know about these things
I can relate
Megan Fox's AI generated voice somehow has more life than her actual one in the game.
It's cuz they have kameo talk too and talking after the clash.
Weird how they downgraded intros compared to mk11.
true that! 👍🏽👍🏽
What is an AI?
@@jamesgiorgio7132I'll explain later.
@@richardshiflett5181they didn't downgraded anything.
Now they have more clash interactions
Johnny cage and goro teasing Tanya about the 'Umgadi' name will never stop being funny😂😂
For real, I never will be tired about this 😆
Umgadi low key sounds like a car
“Hey bro check out my Umgadi, hey girl wanna hop into my Umgadi”
Sounds like something you say before orgasm
“Ah ah oh Umgadi!!!”
@@xavierortega6846Goro: “It does sound dirty when you say-“
Tanya: “One more word, and the Umgadi are removing all your Earthrealm technology for a month.”
Tanya even used his real name 😅
@@xavierortega6846 you’re thinking of a Bugatti…
3:37 Sareena's AI voice is actually very good
I always wondered what screena voice sounds like
@@near5148Pretty sure that's her MKX voice
She sounds so devious I love it 😂
0:14 the way she said “preach girl” 😂😂
It's Jacqui's
Goro being the smart and reasonable one is so funny
I say he takes after his dad
Well, he has always been like that before nrs
But afraid of Tanya 🤣
But bullied by Tanya XD
"it's that time of the mont-"
I miss Kuai Liang's Sub-Zero. He's so humble and his voice so iconic
so you miss Steve Blum he is still here just not voicing sub-zero he still voices Baraka
@@Knightfaller i miss the way how previous Sub-Zero talk. Like he sounds like a wise man
@@rayyan8171 dont worry bro we all do😅
He'll always be Sub-Zero to me.
Well multiverse is a thing in MK now so hopefully he comes back for a future project
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Get this legend more likes *I NEED TO HEAR THIS FROM THE AI*
@@HoloKirby
Thank you very much!
The last 2 i swear i felt like i already saw it in a video
I'm sorry but Frost getting scammed by Shang Tsung is pure gold.
Well I'm going to say it again - the "simple question" interaction is brilliant
that came up from mk11 subzero and cetrion interaction 😂😂😂😂
Shang adding that "complex answer" bit was priceless!
I’ll explain later
Now I need a dialogue with something like this:
Kombatant: (long, difficult question)
Shang Tsung: What?
CLASH
Sub-Zero: He/She asked a complicated question.
Shang Tsung: More like a philosophical one.
Shujinko: Did you even understand your own question?
Kombatant: Yes, Shujinko, I did.
@@MasterLenoXWolfeSub-zero “What is the purpose of the Invariant Subspace problem?”
Cetrion (confused) “……..What?”
Sub Zero (Angry) “I ASKED A COMPLICATED QUESTION!!”
1:36 Day by day, Liu kang realizes why kronika went mad
Agreed
Except now Shang Tsung found the perfect crime
3:22 Mileena: “I Think I caught diabetes!”
Said Mileena, happily
Idk why but her saying that line is so cute lol
IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS
I am deceased.
I find it funny that Hanzo of all people is concerned with diabetes
That laugh from Sareena at 3:42 gives me life😂
I like it too. Bi-Han is always trying to deny them being a couple, and she's shamelessly laughing. xD
@@jassimhamid2808It’s such a cute relationship lol
@@thenerdlord8894i agree 😍
I love the gag of shujinko questioning things
And nobody refuses to explain it to him, albeit not right now lol
My favorite gags are Johnny cage and Goro mocking the Umgadi name and Shujinko being a boomer & questioning things
What is a "gag"?
@@walterpsixI'll explain later
@@walterpsix Someone will explain to you later
I love the narrative of Shang Tsung being a “modern day” villain with NFTs and Crypto. Once these are done, you should make a video of just those bits
Sooner or later, Shang Tsung will tap into Forex 3D Ponzi scheme..
3:42 that demon giggle from sareena was so cute
3:38 sareenas human to demon voice transition is perfect and i love it
Then you know why Bi-Han fall from her 😂
@@Sentry1114 what because she’s a demon?
I’m confused
@@ItsYoGirlAustralia the giggle
@@Sentry1114 ohhhhh ok i understand now
@@Sentry1114 *It's no wonder Bi-Han fell for her
The reference to MKII with Johnny triple uppercut fatality... Brilliant!
I didn’t even realize that until I seen your comment 🤣
Sub Zero and Scorpion in their brotherly argument about double dating 2:14 is funny as hell😂
Sub-Zero and Sareena were a thing in older MK games so it's even more funny
And pefect
I love it❤
British liu kang was something I thought I'd never need but now I need it
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
Shujinko: what is a “harem”?
Tanya: I’ll explain later…
Kung Lao: Bro out there making a harem.
Syzoth: Shut up. No I not.
Sujinko: What is a harem?
Tanya: I will explain later, should I?
Smoke: You must not create a harem Syzoth. It's dangerous
Syzoth: I don't even want to do it. I want to stick with Ashrsh.
Sonya: What do you know about harem Tomas?
Syzoth: Yea you seem to have experience about it.
Sektor: I am thou, thou art I
Smoke: Shut up Orpheus I mean Sektor.Just don't do it.
( Smoke voice actor used to voiced Persona 3 protagonist the game where harem do involved).
@@rangertnt7184
Congratulations! Your kameo quotes have been chosen!
Havik: I am going to unleash the power of the 34th timeline to bring chaos to all the realms!
Liu Kang: Stop! You trifle with powers you do not understand!
*Liu Kang knocks back Havik*
Kameo Shujinko: Ahh, the 34th. That takes me back.
Havik: I’ll explain lat- wait a second.
Kameo Kung Lao: You heard that too, right?
Liu Kang: We need to wipe his memory again.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Geras: Not this sh*t again
🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist!
Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!*
*CLASH*
Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni-
General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!
Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline!
Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!*
I fucking love these Bi-Han x Sareena interactions! 🤣🥰
please keep them coming.
"Shut up you overgrown toaster"
LMAOO PERFECT
"I wanna see an Earthrealm species called Diabetic" HAD ME WHEEZING
Here for Bi-Reena ❤
Is that what we are calling it now? xD
@@jassimhamid2808
Smoke: so how’s Bi-Reena-
Bi-Han: shut up tomas we are not together!
Sareena: I actually like the name hon.
Bi-Han: what did I say about the name calling?
Sonya: is that what we’re calling them now?
Smoke: yep came up with it myself!
That sound like bisexual sereena
Shang Tsung going from NFT to crypto-currency, the repeated brutality, Bi-Han x Sareena, British Liu Kang.
This episode is bats*** crazy!
I'd love to see an interaction between 2 Liu Kangs where one timeline doesn't have All I Want For Christmas is You and the other wants to go to their timeline.
"Do you have this song by Mariah Carrey that plays in stores on Christmas?"
"Who's Mariah Carrey? And are you talking about Jingle Bells?"
"You wanna switch spots?"
"Your timeline sounds awful, no."
"A demon named Mariah Carrey has infiltrated our timeline!"
"How did she breach containment?!"
Can I go to that timeline too?
Then Shang Tsung overhears the conversation and invades that timeline just to ghostwrite that song.
0:53 The fact that kung lao said "Its true!" Is crazy
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah?
Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead.
Reptile: same here!
Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore!
Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Seeing the progression of yhe “Umgadi translation” arc makes me wonder if Johnny can rope others into the bit. Rain and Havik seem like good potentials.
Maybe Kung Lao too?
I don’t think Kung Lao would stick his neck out for Johnny here.
@@Bmaster1001kung Lao: STOP IT!!!! >:(
@@Freddyfazbendy5901 yea man the jokes are becoming a pain in the neck
@@goldonawheelchair6582 me: yeah
Kung Lao: oh shut up with the neck jokes… 🤦♂️
"What is wrong with this timeline!?"
You tell us, you made the damn thing!
"By the elder gods, you created the timeline"
But people have the free will to, I dunno, create the razor hat challenge
Fujinko's clueless old man joke is probably my favorite of these prompts. His depiction of this grandpa out of touch with modern lingo is absolutely hilarious.
Though Johnny mispronouncing "Umgadi" never gets old. Should be in the actual game.
Fujinko sound like a ship name
@@lordsquid6652ikr?
@@lordsquid6652 nananana I got it, it’s Fujin x shujinco
@@lordsquid6652what ship?
Fujinko sounds like what they called Pachinko in Japan.
0:48 i love the voice transition there 🧡
Scorpion: "Heard you and Sareena had fun last night."
Sub-zero: "For god's sake this never ends."
Sareena: "What happened again?"
Sub-zero: "It was one time...ONE FKING TIME."
Kung lao: "HA, We got him Scorpion!"
Scorpion: "Not the answer I was looking but ok."
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth?
Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE.
*CLASH*
Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!*
Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip?
Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot!
Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
imagine if this would be in the next mk1 custom viewers voice lines episode
Thank you!
Everyone: "Yes. The whole thing."
Sindel: Why is Jerrod being killed across the timelines?
Liu Kang: Unfortunately, killing Jerrod is a canon event.
*CLASH*
Shujinko: What is a canon event?
Liu Kang: No spoilers please.
Kung Lao: So the neck jokes are canon events too?
Sindel: Not this time, Spiderneck.
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~
Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe.
Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders!
Motaro: you’re actually using them?
Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
3:01 my jaw dropped when he said that😭😭😭
Me too. I didn't expect *Liu Kang* of all people to use such words. XD
lmao
This can be a whole freaking AU, all the AI voices characters have their own unique personality
Everyone here has something different from original, except for Johnny Cage.
@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457Liu Kang already made him more perfect, don't fix what ain't broke.
"overgrown toaster" had me rolling😂😂😂😂 the level of disrespect Bi-Han lets go on sektor is amazing 3:57
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab?
Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab!
*CLASH*
Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one-
Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH!
Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?*
Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
I absolutely LOVE the klassic fatality reference for Johnny. My mans giving backstories to fatalities now?? Bravo
They basically did that already in MK11
@@apophis7712 yeah kinda, i did love that one too but this mans doing it in character intros and shit lmao
Ashrah: I’ll admit….being apart in your new movie was pretty exciting.
Johnny: See? Told you you’ll do great in “Caged Match”.
**clash**
Sonya: You never ask me to be in a movie with you…
Sarenna: I want to be in a movie too!
Sonya: You never asked me to be in a movie with you…
Johnny: Can we talk about this later?
Sarenna: I want to be in a movie too!
Ashrah: It truly was a transcendent experience.
I love the "liu Kang ruins shang tsungs scams so Shang tsung moved onto another scam" thing
Sorry for the re-upload. The other video got Age restricted, and I had a theory that it was because I used Johnny Cage's middle finger in the thumbnail. Either that or the Brutality, but that was the first video I posted that got Age restricted, so we'll see if this one does too.
TH-cam is such a baby
@@hadirogue2631exactly
probably brutality
TH-cam's age restriction system is sooooo random. Like either a regular upload or short will get age restricted, yet the same content used in a different upload won't be. It feels like they just throw it all in a hat and randomly decide whetever it will be restricted or not...
@@TheGamingLodge it’s mortal kombat that gets age restricted
Fatalities brutalities.
Plus blood in any video game but mostly mortal kombat will get a instant age restriction on the video or short whoever uploads it mortal kombat related!
It’s ridiculous but yes that’s true
Please never stop doing these. They’re absolutely fantastic.
2:21 bi Han and sareena are so cute together 🥺❤️
0:17 Thank the Elder Gods.
Scorpion: so… am I gonna have a sister-in-law?~
Sub Zero: *ME AND SAREENA ARE JUST FRIENDS, KUAI LIANG!!!*
*CLASH*
Sareena: at least friends with benefits~
Sub Zero: *SILENCE, WOMAN!*
Kung Lao: and I thought I had girl trouble!
Scorpion: with what girls, Kung Lao?
0:23 just hearing the interaction between those two are funny asf
0:33
@uh9522 even more funnier 🤣 😂
@@uh9522"What the fu-"
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento!
Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit!
*CLASH*
Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right?
Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it!
Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right?
Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
Shang Tsung selling NFTs and Crypto becoming canon is what I live for.
“ThAt BlaDE’s EnCHaNTED”
“ThAt WeAVE’s EnCHaNTED”
We need more
"that TOuNGE's enchanted"
@@B1g_B0sssss *nnf*
@tommyjoestar1626 u copied my comment, u twot!
Nitara: tHaT dIcK's eNcHaNtEcD!!
Johnny: That's why all the girls love me.
*CLASH*
Sonya: What in the actual fuck was that??
Johnny: A running gag that I took advantage of.
Kung Lao: You shouldn't be breaking the forth wall!
Nitara: Johnny, you finally made him snap.
Kung Lao: YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME--
Love how Frost always falls for Shang Tsung's scams with great optimism
I'm more happy for Bi-Han and Sareena relationship then for my own.
That first exchange (i won't spoil it) between Liu Kang and Shang absolutely FOLDED me. I'm STILL laughing.
WELL DONE. 👏😂
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu?
Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man.
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!*
Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man.
Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda-
Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Hearing Tanya called Johnny "Johnathan Carlton" spells laughter and terror.
Loved the Sub-Zero “He asked a simple question” reference
That Sub Zero is Kuai Liang from previous timeline i assume
@@sanae99.9.9 here subzero is bi han and scorpion is kuai liang
@@joaquincaceresguibovich3182 these cameos are not from this timeline. That's why you can still see Sonya, Jax, Kano... even when they are not mentioned in the story
The sub zero kameo is actually bi-han , because if you look at the shaders for the kameos you will say that they tell you what game there from
@@dragun_boss0121 oh i didn't notice
2:53 Bro Is Being Kano 😂
Kano is Australian
But it's still hilariously well-done
Okay, that "I asked a simple question" joke from mk11 was unexpected
1:42 Liu Kang just turned British for a second.
and yet...I still hating that character.
Liu kang: why is it you wish to fight me?
Sindel: because you locked my husband in the kombat pack with homelander and Omni-man!
*CLASH*
Kano: we already got too many ninjas in this game, luv-
Sindel: SILENCE, KANO!
Stryker: eh, he’s better off than us!
Liu Kang: some cuts had to be made, alright?
Mileena saying "i think i caught diabeeteees" so happily is so funny
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
*CLASH*
Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
Havik: share them with me after this battle!
Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
0:40
omfg, i wanna hug syzoth.
Get in line, we all wanna :)
1:50 Lol nice reference to that Johnny Cage fatality glitch from the first MK game. 😂
Funny enough, I think that was a reference to his MK11 Fatality where it's the same thing, but Johnny kept failing the take
@@nickglextras"Who hired this guy?! What the fu-"
Wait that was a glitch?
@@thefrozenshadowking originally yes
Bi Han calling Sektor overgrown toaster is the best line of the vid lol
Unironically like the idea of Johnny introducing people to earthrealm...it feels like something that would be funny to think of,hope we see more of it in the future
3:35 the demonic laugh had me deaaaddd
2:36 Goro: "It's that time of the month"😂😂😂
Tanya: One more word, Goro, and those arms are gone!
(Kameo) Sub-Zero: "Can you guys please stop aggravating her?"
@@nickglextras
Cage:Not until it stops being funny!
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common!
Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: it’s so annoying-
Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex!
Raiden: madam Bo always said-
Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”?
Raiden: I’ll explain later.
Kung Lao: “It’s so annoying.”
Rain: “He gets lightning powers and plot armor, he has the right to flex.”
Raiden: “Madam Bo always said…”
Shujinko: “As someone who’s old enough to have taught Madam Bo, shut up and fight.”
@@thathero5953
Congratulations! Your kameo quotes have been chosen! With a few edits but still chosen!
The sarenna laugh is so devious love it
Bro please don’t stop making these, they are actually fun and funny.
Nitara: any chance you know what a “kalima” is?
Havik: that’s your question?! I’m still wondering who the fuck “katara vala” is!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: beginning search… INTERNET DISCONNECTED.
Havik: uh… Sektor?
Sektor: this Cagepedia page was brought to you by Shang Tsung’s Red Monkey NFTs!
Nitara: ugh! Useless robot!
0:37 Damn it, I want to see it. How Johnny conducts a tour of kombatans of the Outworld in the Earthrealm
1:56 this part is so funny 😂😂
A subtle reference to his Klassic Fatality.
@@nouyaj2331 it’s the klassic
But it’s a brutal?? Wait was it a fatality once??
MK3 I think
@@ItsYoGirlAustraliaIt was his fatality in the very first game, although it was a single decap, It also made a return in MKX as part of the Klassic fatalities. Triple decap was a glitch on this very same fatality that was then made an official fatality of its own in MK2 and MK Trilogy. That's what inspired his "Who Hired This Guy?" fatality in MK11
@@nouyaj2331it’s MK 2
1:44
Kung Lao: "Okay, I'm definitely getting a lawsuit"
Also Kung Lao: 😏😏
The return of "he asked a simple question" we never knew we desperately needed!
Here’s my hat in the ring:
Geras: “Here’s your line in the sand.”
Rain: “Here’s where I storm through it! Wait was that banter?”
[clash breaks]
Kano: “Jig’s up, mate. He’s learning.”
Rain: “Frankly, I’m impressed.”
Geras: “You were right, Kung Lao. Banter is… fun.”
Kung Lao: “Just remember you learned from the best!”
In classic Shang Tsung form, he finds another scam.
Dialogue idea:
Bi-Han: what is this I'm hearing Liu Kang, I turned black in the last timeline?
Liu Kang: No Bi-Han, you were a dead ninja in the last timeline.
Scorpion: You died from my toasty fatality
Bi-Han: YOU BASTARD!
Jax: Wait he was black in the last timeline?
Liu Kang: No Jax! it's hard to explain in this timeline!
My favorites are definitely Bi-Han & Sareena and Kung Lao neck jokes.
These are so great, pls never stop making them
Reptile: Ashra was wondering if you and Sereena wanted to-
Sub-Zero: Not happening!
*Clash*
Sereena: Oh cmon honey i miss my friend.
Sub-Zero: We'll have this discussion later!
Scorpion: He never lightens up does he?
Reptile: Do you really expect him to?
Ashra's her sister.
“I think I caught Diabetes!” 💃
"IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS!"💀
Scorpion: “Give me one reason to respect you, brother.”
Sub-Zero: “Fist of all, I am Grandmaster”
*CLASH!*
Sub-Zero (kameo): “Second of all, you’re not Grandmaster.”
Sub-Zero: “Third of all, you wanna be Grandmaster, but you can’t be Grandmaster because I’m Grandmaster!”
Scorpion (kameo): “You gotta admit that was kinda smooth.”
Scorpion: “How long did they practice for that?”
The narrative development in this series is scarily good
0:53 Johnny singlehandedly removed the weakest link.
Everyone talks about running gags but British Liu Kang keeps on killing me 😂
They should hire you as a writer this shit is fire.
3:17 Poor Milenna, she saw a meth head.