The fact that Kenshi kinda admitted he was cheating in a card game even without sight is just hilarious lol Just wait til Johnny hears everything about this.
Smoke : "So about Christmas this year-" Sub-Zero : "You are BOTH off of the list!" Sareena : "Come on sweetie, it's a time for family to-" Sub-Zero : "I am not having this conversation with you again!" Scorpion : "You knew he was going to say no." Smoke : "I wanted to have a little hope, okay?"
Havik: gaze into the face of chaos! Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER! *CLASH* Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes! Kenshi: blindness has its benefits… Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?! Havik: SILENCE!
Havik: I WILL BE NOTICED! CHAOS WILL... Kenshi: I'm blind, not deaf. Clash Frost: Your thirst for recognition rivals mine. Havik: I have no equals! Kenshi: You are not prepared! Sonya: Is this Mortal Kombat or World of Warcraft we're in right now?
Can't believe we're basically getting a slice-of-life show with these custom intros. Looking forward to the "Mileena and her phone" plus "Johnny's puns" and british liu kang storylines.
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
That Raiden bit broke me 😂 And Syzoth? I think both of these formats can be reused for other interactions too -- this dude really is a genius with these videos!
This episode has everything you could ever want. -kitana rejecting Raiden -Liu kang neck jokes -Shunjiko knowing something And so much more. #Peakcontent
Johnny Cage: Don't you think Shujinko deserves an explanation? Havik: We'll explain later. *clash!* Shujinko: When will you explain things to me? Havik: I'll explain later. Shujinko: What's an explanation? Johnny Cage: I'll explain later.
Bi-Han being absolute tsundere to very kind and supportive Sareena is my new favorite thing 😂❤ But honestly I wanna see them being together in canon so bad. 😭
They would honestly be the best couple in MK's entirety because it would actually heavily serve both their characters. I'm counting on her being the key to his (Being hopeful here) redemption. She's redeemed in Ashrah's ending, they keep mentioning the Temple of the Elements, she has Noob Saibot's sickles, KP2 rumors and last but not least the Johnny Cage announcer hint
General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist! Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!* *CLASH* Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni- General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD! Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline! Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!*
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth? Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE. *CLASH* Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!* Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip? Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot! Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Ashrah: I’ll admit….being apart in your new movie was pretty exciting. Johnny: See? Told you you’ll do great in “Caged Match”. **clash** Sonya: You never ask me to be in a movie with you… Johnny: Oh don’t you even start! Sarenna: I want to be in a movie too! Ashrah: It was such a wonderful experience.
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
General Shao: bow before Emperor Shao! Reiko: “Emperor Shao”? No, that doesn’t have a ring to it. How about “Shao Kahn”?! *CLASH* Sektor: “Kahn”. The definition of “Kahn” is a- Reiko: shut up, robot! We know what it is! We’re not dumb! Goro: Shao Kahn? Why does that sound like deja vu to me? General Shao: it’s not deja vu! It’s perfect!
Scorpion: Tomas, Stop quoting that show Johnny showed you. Smoke: But It’s Hero Time! *Clash* Goro: Four Arms! Smoke: See I’m not the only one. Scorpion and Kameo Scorpion: God Damn It Cage!
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Shujinko: what is a “harem”? Tanya: I’ll explain later…
Here's a couple I'd like to hear: Ashra: Johnny Cage recommends that I should be a "dommy mommy" as he calls it. What do you think? Reptile: He said the same thing to me. It sounds fun. Sindel: It is almost baffling how adorable you are, Tomas. I think I need to steal you and squeeze you. Smoke: Is it weird thinking about it makes my heart skip a beat?
Johnny: You ACTUALLY pour the milk.before the cereal?! Havik: I WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED BY YOUR STANDARDS! *Clash* Kung Lao: That is pure chaos for sure. Johnny: It's fucking stupid what it is. Cyrax: You lose 12.3% of the volume of cereal- Havik: YOUR MATH IS ALSO OPPRESSIVE!
Sub-Zero: You will become a revenante after this fight. Scorpion: Only if you don't become Noob Saibot first. Striker: Don't worry, my bullets will break his ice. Scorpion: Thank you, Striker. Frost: Can I rule the Lin Kuei if you die? Sub-Zero: Shut up, Frost.
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah? Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth. *CLASH* Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~ Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~ Goro: so she’s seriously into- Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
Lui Kang: I have dealt with Kung Lao. He will never speak of the time Shang Tsung snapped my neck. Lui Kang: And I have dealt with Shang Tsung. He will be telling no one else of the time he snapped my neck. CLASH Sektor: Uploading conversation to Cloud storage. Cyrax: It now has 3 million likes. Lui Kang: Now I need to restart the timeline again.
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
With Shujinko actually knowing something, I’m now waiting for Bi-Han to finally be open about his relationship with Sareena! Seriously, I’m shipping these two purely because of this series XD
Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past? Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?! *CLASH* Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick- Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE! Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness- Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you!
Come on Raiden, there's plenty of other female Kombatants that haven't been introduced yet! Jade might not be dating Kotal in this timeline for example!
Reiko: I WILL DESTROY YOU, CA- Johnny Cage: pfft! Sorry! I just can’t take that voice seriously! *CLASH* Jax Briggs: as a veteran, your whole gimmick is ridiculous, Reiko. Johnny Cage: as a guy who made millions a’ bucks IN a war movie, I agree! Sonya: to be fair, you do mainly just simp for Shao- Reiko: SILENCE, EARTHREALMER!
This went from dubbing dialogues into something much more creative and thought out. It's been wonderful watching your content evolve into what it is today.
Li Mei: what was the real reason you kicked me out of the origami, Tanya? Tanya: BECAUSE YOU TAKE TOO MUCH JOKE INSPIRATION FROM JOHNNY CAGE! *CLASH* Goro: yes! Another person mispronouncing the- Tanya: goro, I’m about to take you down as well! Sonya Blade: are you trying to be like my husband?! Li Mei: you both aren’t together in this timeline!
Reptile: your disguise doesn’t fool me, Havik! Smoke: huh?! What do you mean?! *CLASH* Darrius: damn, Havik! He might got you- Smoke: shut up, Darrius! He doesn’t know! Kung Lao: you sure this is the guy? Reptile: allow me to prove it! *reptile performs his “damn tasty!” brutality on smoke, where the glitch occurs where smoke’s arm reappears after it gets bitten off* Reptile: ha! Told ya!
Sub Zero: is it true that you have slept with Nitara?! Kung Lao: not gonna lie, once you ignore the neck-biting fetish, she’s actually really nice! We may have something going for us! *CLASH* Kung Lao (kameo): I would high five you if not for your choice in women. Kung Lao: I’m serious! Even her neck fetish isn’t that bad! Sub Zero: I don’t even have words… Sub Zero (kameo): Kung Lao got some bitches?!
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Kano: Klockodile? Hah, that's a good name, mate. Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano. Stryker: Klockodile?! Don't you mean Tick Tock the Croco- Reptile: Not that Clock Crocodile, Stryker!
It’s oddly sweet þat Frost gets all þe modern references after þe Frozen line went over her head. Edit: Also, Shujinko FINALLY gets to be þe one to explain later!
Shang Tsung: I need your voice for my torture mixtape. Nitara: I can’t possibly sound that bad. *CLASH* Sareena: Your voice is like Shang’s claws on a chalkboard Nitara: Really…? Frost: Damn… COLD AF! Shang Tsung: That’s exactly why I need it.
Geras: "Lord Liu Kang, the Realms are in Crisis! We need to head for the Hourglass, now!!" Liu Kang: "Kalm down my friend. I'm sure it's nothing the Champions can't fi-" _Clash break_ Geras: "Lord Liu Kang, THE DISCORD SERVER MESSAGES LEAKED!" Liu Kang: "... Geras, we need to restart the timeline."
Crash Goro: is king jerrot ok with this? Sindel: after last night yes Sub Zero or kameo Scorpion as kuai Liang: stay away from my brother Smoke: why this always happend?
Here's a suggestion if you plan on making more AI intros Johnny Cage: Are you by any chance able to stop time? Nitara: How does that have anything to do with vampirism? *Clash* Kameo Scorpion (I picked him because he's Japanese): Toki wo tomare! Nitara: I don't speak Japanese damn it! Kameo Sub-Zero: Thank the Elder Gods I've finished part 3. Johnny Cage: I'll just spoil part 7 then.
Sub-Zero: I…broke up with Sareena. Johnny Cage: What? Why would you do that? Sareena: If I can’t have you, no one can! Sub-Zero: Oh shit. Shujinko: She became a yandere! Johnny Cage: You know yanderes?!
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star! Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off! *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”? Reptile: I’ll explain later! Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there! Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Liu kang: why is it you wish to fight me? Sindel: because you locked my husband in the kombat pack with homelander and Omni-man! *CLASH* Kano: we already got too many ninjas in this game, luv- Sindel: SILENCE, KANO! Stryker: eh, he’s better off than us! Liu Kang: some cuts had to be made, alright?
Sindel: You will be executed by me! Johnny: Wait! It wasn't me I swear. Sonya: -Groans- What did you do this time? Johnny: Nothing! I just showed her what she, Mileena, and Kitana were wearing in Mk9! Kung Lao: I want to see what their wearing. Sindel: I will popped your eyes out!
Johnny Cage: Sareena and Bi-Han sitting on the tree... Bi-Han: Continue it and I'll kill you! *CLASH* Sareena: Awwww... continue it Johnny! :) Bi-Han: Don't you even DARE! Stryker: C'mon bro, do it! Johnny Cage: -.-.-.-.i.N.G 👀👀
Sub-zero: why does everyone think i want to be with sareena? Johnny cage: dude you are so in the closet about her, you’re finding narnia Sareena: he isn’t wrong you know- Sub-Zero: woman! I swear to the elder gods! Shujinko: what is narnia? Johnny: I’ll explain later
Liu Kang: I should’ve have never given you Megan Fox’s voice. Notary: Well, you shouldn’t have made Kung Lao’s neck so thicc. Kung Lao: Stop her before she makes a neck pun! Liu Kang: Im sorry, Necks time I’ll- Kung Lao: Really? Sareena: Good one Liu Kang. Nitara: Guess even you can be “twisted.” Kung Lao: I HATE YOU ALL!
You know it's bad when motherfucking SHUJINKO has to explain shit to you. Also, I think it was the worst idea to give Mileena a phone. Wait until she finds out about lesbian porn.
Bi han: enough with your riddles sorcerer! What is this power you claim awaits for me? Shang tsung: despite being a ninja you’d be surprised about how little you know about shadows…
Reiko: You and your friend are dumb enough to fight me?! Kenshi: Your parents are dumb enough to name you 'beautiful child' *CLASH* Kung Lao: Wait, so that's the true meaning of his name? Kenshi: Apparently Reiko: I WAS NAMED AFTER A STRONG OUTWORLD WARRIOR! Goro: It was a female warrior- Reiko: QUIET!
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~ Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe! *CLASH* Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe. Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders! Motaro: you’re actually using them? Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Smoke: "Just why is it that you do not take me seriously, your highness?" Sindel: "You are far too adorable for that Tomas" *CLASH* Sonia: "Isnt he just the cutest???" Sindel: "I so much want to adopt him" Smoke: "Are you seriously all in on this??? Sareena: "Aww! Hes blushing!" Sindel: "We shall protect you at all costs"
Smoke: me, my brothers and their partners are having dinner tonight Johnny: and your solo huh? Want me to get you a date? Sonya: why would u ask the kid that? Johnny: what! I’d be saving him from the awkwardness of third wheeling ! Jax: u excited for tonight? Smoke: who wouldn’t! with Bi Han as a brother family dinners were non existent, thank god for sareena!
Smoke: What did Johnny meant by he's not afraid of a ghost? Scorpion: I was once a "stealthy samurai" in a previous life. CLASH Kung Lao: Let me guess, it took place in an island named Tsushima? Scorpion: Precisely. Kameo Sub-Zero: What about you, Tomas? Do you have anything similar to share if there is? Smoke: I uh... Was a sneaky superhero with spider powers in my past life.
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Scorpion: so… am I gonna have a sister-in-law?~ Sub Zero: *ME AND SAREENA ARE JUST FRIENDS, KUAI LIANG!!!* *CLASH* Sareena: at least friends with benefits~ Sub Zero: *SILENCE, WOMAN!* Kung Lao: and I thought I had girl trouble! Scorpion: with what girls, Kung Lao?
Sindel: you were never a villain as Sub-Zero Bi-Han: I know, why the fuck did they do this to me? Sareena: I will always love you no matter how you behave babe Bi-Han: (sighs) Kuai Liang: me too brother... not like that! Sindel: don't worry you'll get a redemption like me
Tanya: I swear to Argus, Cage, if you make one more joke about- Johnny: What's wrong? Umgadeez nuts in your mouth- *Cut to Tanya shoving her pole down Johnny's throat in her first fatality* Goro: ... He's just been Umgadestroyed. Sub-Zero: I hate all of you.
Mileena: "Why would you tell Johnny about us sleeping together!?" Baraka: "I thought I could tell him about our 'FAKAS RAKATAN' in confidence." *CLASH* Tanya: "You two did *WHAT* !?" Mileena: "Sorry Tanya but i was curious to see what it was like." Shujinko: "What is 'Fakas rakatan'?." Baraka: "I'll explain later."
My man Shujinko finally knew something, and now he has to explain it 😂
He’ll explain later
Shujinko has seen it all after being explained 💀
Well well well
How the turntables
Now he WANTS to explain it.
If Shujinko knows what porn is then he has some serious explaining to do😂😂
Mileena: What is porn?
Shujinko: I'll explain later.
Hol' up
He knows about it?!
@@NoelJohnCarlo Shujinko’s seen enough when he received his explanations 💀
He got annoyed that no one really explained him anything and decided to learn it all and more on his own
Hol' Up!
📸🤨
Shujinko: Why are you picturing at me, I ain't nothing done wrong about that...
"I've seen you with Mileena, you ARE an Umthotty"
that's the sound of my sides raising into orbit
Goro be moving
Goro reminds me of this one young dude I used to work with who just randomly says some sexual shit without context 🤣🤣🤣
Tonya: HOW DARE YOU!
Lmao Syzoth apologizing after busting a fat one is adorable
It's hilarious when you realize the other 3 are just there watching
@@seijuroakashi9178good thing that Syzoth is the only male in the room.
@@Player22095 💀real
Dude must've went invisible just to wrestle his snake.
@@aaronwalker9816snakes. Lizards have two.
Please, don't let the Mileena smartphone arc end now. It's probably one of the best things I saw in the whole AI community.
At some point someone's got to try to tell her to turn on the Safesearch feature.
@@brettwood1351 Either that or she gets turned on by the lesbians in there.
Forget all that, tell me why when Johnny said “all you have to do is just say hey Siri” it triggered the Siri off of my phone😂😂
Mileena and Syzoth studying Earthrealm "culture" arc would be great
Bro the fact it's Shang Tsung that said "ill explain later"💀
I like that Shujinko has evolved from basic questions to eventually answering questions
You and me both
Oh god there’s 2 people who don’t pay their fucking child support now
But...why p*** of all things?
He definitely needs to explain himself.
@@ArnieOcfemiahe'll do it later)
He got character development everyone
The fact that Kenshi kinda admitted he was cheating in a card game even without sight is just hilarious lol Just wait til Johnny hears everything about this.
Is it really cheating if he has a handicap and Kung Lao didn't shuffle the cards well enough? Those 3 skips had me dead tho
@@dx_Rain_xb I agree, and it pissed Johnny off 😆😆
3 skips? More like 4. The last one was like a real blast 😆
What Is a Card Game?
@@squash589 I'll explain later
Smoke : "So about Christmas this year-"
Sub-Zero : "You are BOTH off of the list!"
Sareena : "Come on sweetie, it's a time for family to-"
Sub-Zero : "I am not having this conversation with you again!"
Scorpion : "You knew he was going to say no."
Smoke : "I wanted to have a little hope, okay?"
Havik: gaze into the face of chaos!
Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER!
*CLASH*
Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes!
Kenshi: blindness has its benefits…
Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?!
Havik: SILENCE!
yow I like this one 😂
Gaze into the fist of Dredd
Havik: I WILL BE NOTICED! CHAOS WILL...
Kenshi: I'm blind, not deaf.
Clash
Frost: Your thirst for recognition rivals mine.
Havik: I have no equals!
Kenshi: You are not prepared!
Sonya: Is this Mortal Kombat or World of Warcraft we're in right now?
I see that callback to one of Kenshi’s Intro dialogues in MKX
Universal greeting by one of the cyborgs.
Can't believe we're basically getting a slice-of-life show with these custom intros. Looking forward to the "Mileena and her phone" plus "Johnny's puns" and british liu kang storylines.
And dating life of SubZero and Sareena and Syzhot and Ashrah
Oh boy, just wait until Mileena accidently orders 300 of something she didn't want.
and also the kung lao's neck jokes, and shang tsung's scams
Slice-of-life MK is something I never knew I wanted
Slice-of-kombat it is
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
*CLASH*
Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's a good one
Nice one
Same with Kenshi
@@HunterKenway Where's my Yamato Kenshi?
I love how creative these videos are getting, incorporating gameplay, quitalities and fatalities was a nice touch!
That Raiden bit broke me 😂
And Syzoth? I think both of these formats can be reused for other interactions too -- this dude really is a genius with these videos!
The Raiden Quitality is actually one of Havik's move set, specifically one of his grabs
The incorporation of different skins are a nice character touch, too 👗🥻
@@boxyfox8896 Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that grab have the little red rope connecting the two?
@@lukejohnson768 if im correct, the rope gets removed when Havik pulld on it
(I dont even play the game, but i watch vids of it)
I love how AI Nitara sounds more like a human being than the one that was voiced by Megan Fox
Oh my God, I know, right?! How is that even possible? It's crazy what a misstep her casting was, when you see how everyone else brought their A game.
It's a human voice, AI just fixed it a little
@@Eric_Nomad_Hixtonefunny how "little" is better than the actual voice.
@@Eric_Nomad_HixtoneA little is an understatement, AI Nitara has much better voice acting.
This episode has everything you could ever want.
-kitana rejecting Raiden
-Liu kang neck jokes
-Shunjiko knowing something
And so much more.
#Peakcontent
Shao Kahn's N-word pass
Johnny Cage uppercut brutality
Johnny Cage mispronouncing Umgadi on purpose
Bi-han x Sareena
Liu Kang having a British accent
What's next? Sektor or Cyrax using the universal greeting?
Ma boi Shujinko finally known something to explain later 😂😂😂
And this time it's...
After so long, he can finally explain something and its pron XD
And it had to be porn of all things. 😂
The 34th ti- BRUTALITY
Johnny Cage: Don't you think Shujinko deserves an explanation?
Havik: We'll explain later.
*clash!*
Shujinko: When will you explain things to me?
Havik: I'll explain later.
Shujinko: What's an explanation?
Johnny Cage: I'll explain later.
😂😂😂😂 best one so far
This I can wait to be in next episodes.
And then the timeline collapses from I'll explain later
This must be used.
Funny that Shujinko's the one explaining thing later this time.
And it's p*** of all things 💀💀💀
@@ArchingRock Those websites are probably the only things he looked at on the internet.
We'll take what we get
@@ArchingRockWhat's a p***?
@@Khann_2102I'll explain later
Oh gosh, I love the Sareena/Bi-Han pairing 😭
Same! 😭❤️
Even if you silenced Kung Lao, everyone will know Liu Kang-! *Get Blackhole Fatality*
Liu kang: no one.
I will tell everyone and even if I get killed I will tell my friends beforehand so that they finish what I couldn't- *Gets blackholed fatality*
@@HiroshirouTavernI won't say anything I swear......... later tell everyone
Than get black hole fatality
@@TovinChappell *Immediately also gets blackhole fatality*
Liu Kang: NO. ONE . . .
Bi-Han being absolute tsundere to very kind and supportive Sareena is my new favorite thing 😂❤
But honestly I wanna see them being together in canon so bad. 😭
i was JUST about to say the same thing! 😂
They would honestly be the best couple in MK's entirety because it would actually heavily serve both their characters. I'm counting on her being the key to his (Being hopeful here) redemption. She's redeemed in Ashrah's ending, they keep mentioning the Temple of the Elements, she has Noob Saibot's sickles, KP2 rumors and last but not least the Johnny Cage announcer hint
It's absolutely my favourite thing in these intros! xD ❤️
And yeah, same! I also want them to make them canon already! 😭
@@The_GK1That will be wonderful. But knowing NRS, it's better not to get our hopes up...
He's basically Vegeta at that point
General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist!
Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!*
*CLASH*
Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni-
General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!
Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline!
Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!*
Shao in previous timelines: I don't fear you ni-
Sub-Zero: Lets his father die, makes Lin Kuei evil.
Also Sub-Zero: I ain't racist.
Noob Saibot has the first word of it
@@ShadowMark3_Quan chi made him racist
he has low standards, but standards nonetheless@@ShadowMark3_
I like how shujinko will explain later instead of others explaining it to him 4:34
What is a "timestamp"?
i'll explain later
Got a good chuckle out of that.
Shujinko was Knows about it 😂😂😂
@@squash589 I'll explain later
Nah that Ashrah/Syzoth intro was actually cute 😭
Until Syzoth couldn't hold himself anymore
legit
@@Khann_2102Dragon Nut
I would've had the same reaction, Ashrah is pretty asf
@@jmasterhd5210 lizard
are we gonna ignore syzoth came A LOT to the face of asrah 💀
That was such a Dreamybull move ☠️
He WAS in lizard form at the time
And then she’d rather not explain it and Smoke wasn’t sure he wanted to know!😂😂
Reptile: Omaygot shit made me Bu bu usss
We are not going to talk about it, just laugh.
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah?
Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead.
Reptile: same here!
Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore!
Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Suggestions to mileena's last line: "Even that horrible pun cannot ruin this joyful day"
“YES”
M. Bason
*week later, after so many fatality show cases on Reptile*
Omni Man: come here it my turn to kill you
Reptile: I miss D'rovah 😢
The fact that AI Nitara has more emotion than actual Nitara says a lot about Megan Fox's performance
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth?
Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE.
*CLASH*
Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!*
Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip?
Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot!
Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Sonichaxd would totally agree with that
Listen compared to most the men in the Netherealm, he's drop dead gorgeous!
This needs to be one for the love of god
@@mmz2610 Can't wait for Syzoth destroys everyone at poker night
Jump cut to him using the tongue on that bug
Ashrah: I’ll admit….being apart in your new movie was pretty exciting.
Johnny: See? Told you you’ll do great in “Caged Match”.
**clash**
Sonya: You never ask me to be in a movie with you…
Johnny: Oh don’t you even start!
Sarenna: I want to be in a movie too!
Ashrah: It was such a wonderful experience.
Movie action or corn
@@dmpkpekan6370this is johnny cage, who is an action star… so what do you think?
@@cybershoutmon9741 huh I don't know
@@dmpkpekan6370I think it's a reference for the animated mortal Kombat movie that it's going to be released on October 17.
@@jerichocage3825 hahhaha ashrah is a babe there!!! And lets just say the babe got the boy hahahha
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
4:10 😂😂😂😂 Liu Kang wasn't having ANY of that
Syzoth couldn't hold it! Hahaha the ship between him and Ashrah is just so cute.
...but in the end, Syzoth didn't hold it. 💦😂
Syzoth really said: Yo boy bout to explode
And its canon too
@@cybershoutmon9741No it’s not
@@Wedoalittletrolling-m8p you misunderstand, i mean the ship between reptile and ashrah is canon not the hypernut
I like how absolutely tsundere Sub Zero is, and how Sareena can just see through it.
General Shao: bow before Emperor Shao!
Reiko: “Emperor Shao”? No, that doesn’t have a ring to it. How about “Shao Kahn”?!
*CLASH*
Sektor: “Kahn”. The definition of “Kahn” is a-
Reiko: shut up, robot! We know what it is! We’re not dumb!
Goro: Shao Kahn? Why does that sound like deja vu to me?
General Shao: it’s not deja vu! It’s perfect!
Wasted Opportunity for Motaro being General Shao's Kameo
Scorpion: Tomas, Stop quoting that show Johnny showed you.
Smoke: But It’s Hero Time!
*Clash*
Goro: Four Arms!
Smoke: See I’m not the only one.
Scorpion and Kameo Scorpion: God Damn It Cage!
I'm surprised no one made a Ben 10 joke considering Smoke is voiced by the same VA
@@qifaysniduaywhat?!
@@qifaysniduay exactly
Kameo Scorpion: “HEATBLAST”
Scorpion: “why is every Johnny Cage a childish film nerd?”
Ok now I got to think of the others as aliens sub zeros diamondhead
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
Shujinko: what is a “harem”?
Tanya: I’ll explain later…
Since in this video Shujinko knows what "pron" is, i think Tanya is the one that should be asking 🤓
@@SamGudGuyyeah this is one of those things shujinko would know
I'll explain later.
Yes please!
Man reptile really has become the best character
Here's a couple I'd like to hear:
Ashra: Johnny Cage recommends that I should be a "dommy mommy" as he calls it. What do you think?
Reptile: He said the same thing to me. It sounds fun.
Sindel: It is almost baffling how adorable you are, Tomas. I think I need to steal you and squeeze you.
Smoke: Is it weird thinking about it makes my heart skip a beat?
Johnny: You ACTUALLY pour the milk.before the cereal?!
Havik: I WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED BY YOUR STANDARDS!
*Clash*
Kung Lao: That is pure chaos for sure.
Johnny: It's fucking stupid what it is.
Cyrax: You lose 12.3% of the volume of cereal-
Havik: YOUR MATH IS ALSO OPPRESSIVE!
This is such a Havik thing for him to do
Sub-Zero: You will become a revenante after this fight.
Scorpion: Only if you don't become Noob Saibot first.
Striker: Don't worry, my bullets will break his ice.
Scorpion: Thank you, Striker.
Frost: Can I rule the Lin Kuei if you die?
Sub-Zero: Shut up, Frost.
I think Syzoth's really coming on to Ashrah's new look.
Oh he came alright......
Syzoth committed dreamybull accidently
4:05 liu kang : no witnesses
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah?
Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth.
*CLASH*
Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~
Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~
Goro: so she’s seriously into-
Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
Shujinko wasn't a completely clueless soul in this video. I can rest now
The major storylines are KILLING ME. “No one can never know.”
Lui Kang: I have dealt with Kung Lao. He will never speak of the time Shang Tsung snapped my neck.
Lui Kang: And I have dealt with Shang Tsung. He will be telling no one else of the time he snapped my neck.
CLASH
Sektor: Uploading conversation to Cloud storage.
Cyrax: It now has 3 million likes.
Lui Kang: Now I need to restart the timeline again.
I DIED when it was Shujinko saying "I'll explain later" for once!! Hahaha! Gawd I love the personalities and quirks you've given everyone!
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
*CLASH*
Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
Havik: share them with me after this battle!
Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
With Shujinko actually knowing something, I’m now waiting for Bi-Han to finally be open about his relationship with Sareena! Seriously, I’m shipping these two purely because of this series XD
Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past?
Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?!
*CLASH*
Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick-
Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE!
Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness-
Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you!
2:30 Right here, you can see the moment Raiden's heart is torn in half.
Come on Raiden, there's plenty of other female Kombatants that haven't been introduced yet! Jade might not be dating Kotal in this timeline for example!
*Plays Can we Kiss forever by Kina*
And his neck.
@@reptilianochileno2335 At least he can hang with Kung Lao and Lui Kang now.
@@brettwood1351And Shang Tsung in the Timeline of Shaolin Monks.
Reiko: I WILL DESTROY YOU, CA-
Johnny Cage: pfft! Sorry! I just can’t take that voice seriously!
*CLASH*
Jax Briggs: as a veteran, your whole gimmick is ridiculous, Reiko.
Johnny Cage: as a guy who made millions a’ bucks IN a war movie, I agree!
Sonya: to be fair, you do mainly just simp for Shao-
Reiko: SILENCE, EARTHREALMER!
This went from dubbing dialogues into something much more creative and thought out. It's been wonderful watching your content evolve into what it is today.
Li Mei: what was the real reason you kicked me out of the origami, Tanya?
Tanya: BECAUSE YOU TAKE TOO MUCH JOKE INSPIRATION FROM JOHNNY CAGE!
*CLASH*
Goro: yes! Another person mispronouncing the-
Tanya: goro, I’m about to take you down as well!
Sonya Blade: are you trying to be like my husband?!
Li Mei: you both aren’t together in this timeline!
THIS IS THE ONE!
I WANNA SEE IT! 😂
Thank you!
Reptile: your disguise doesn’t fool me, Havik!
Smoke: huh?! What do you mean?!
*CLASH*
Darrius: damn, Havik! He might got you-
Smoke: shut up, Darrius! He doesn’t know!
Kung Lao: you sure this is the guy?
Reptile: allow me to prove it!
*reptile performs his “damn tasty!” brutality on smoke, where the glitch occurs where smoke’s arm reappears after it gets bitten off*
Reptile: ha! Told ya!
Sub Zero: is it true that you have slept with Nitara?!
Kung Lao: not gonna lie, once you ignore the neck-biting fetish, she’s actually really nice! We may have something going for us!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao (kameo): I would high five you if not for your choice in women.
Kung Lao: I’m serious! Even her neck fetish isn’t that bad!
Sub Zero: I don’t even have words…
Sub Zero (kameo): Kung Lao got some bitches?!
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?!
Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence…
*CLASH*
Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate!
Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano…
Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc-
Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Kano: Klockodile? Hah, that's a good name, mate.
Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano.
Stryker: Klockodile?! Don't you mean Tick Tock the Croco-
Reptile: Not that Clock Crocodile, Stryker!
@@NoelJohnCarlo
Congratulations! Your kameo dialogues have been chosen!
I thought it named after drugs
It’s oddly sweet þat Frost gets all þe modern references after þe Frozen line went over her head.
Edit: Also, Shujinko FINALLY gets to be þe one to explain later!
Yeah, but why does Shujinko know? This seems ODDLY specific that this is the only thing he understands…
@@quetzalcoatl1013adult Shujinko seems to have been wild
Why are you using a
thorn instead of th? I get þey make the same sound but unless you’re Icelandic or something, I don’t see þe point
@@justsomenumptyI don't know, but I þink it's really funny. More people should do þis.
@@RiddleMajori can try but i dont þink þis can work
Shang Tsung: I need your voice for my torture mixtape.
Nitara: I can’t possibly sound that bad.
*CLASH*
Sareena: Your voice is like Shang’s claws on a chalkboard
Nitara: Really…?
Frost: Damn… COLD AF!
Shang Tsung: That’s exactly why I need it.
Geras: "Lord Liu Kang, the Realms are in Crisis! We need to head for the Hourglass, now!!"
Liu Kang: "Kalm down my friend. I'm sure it's nothing the Champions can't fi-"
_Clash break_
Geras: "Lord Liu Kang, THE DISCORD SERVER MESSAGES LEAKED!"
Liu Kang: "... Geras, we need to restart the timeline."
Smoke: “Why is everyone saying you’ve…adopted me?”
Sindel: “I basically did-
I couldn’t come up with more after this😂
What did you have in mind when you made that😂😂i have to ask
Crash
Goro: is king jerrot ok with this?
Sindel: after last night yes
Sub Zero or kameo Scorpion as kuai Liang: stay away from my brother
Smoke: why this always happend?
Buddy. I gotta ask... what?
To everyone who asked, it was either gonna be a spiderman joke or a cinnamon roll joke😂
So smoke is getting the mcu spidey treatment when he was first introduced(fandom)
1:16 yooooo, Shujinko doesn’t say “what are A.I.D.S?”!? rare
I’ll explain later
But he still didn't know what A.I.D.S is, which Nitara would probably explain later.
He's about to explain porn later, surely he knows aids too
Well not the aid in assistance.
Here's a suggestion if you plan on making more AI intros
Johnny Cage: Are you by any chance able to stop time?
Nitara: How does that have anything to do with vampirism?
*Clash*
Kameo Scorpion (I picked him because he's Japanese): Toki wo tomare!
Nitara: I don't speak Japanese damn it!
Kameo Sub-Zero: Thank the Elder Gods I've finished part 3.
Johnny Cage: I'll just spoil part 7 then.
And Scorpion was voiced by Dio's English voice actor, Patrick Seitz, in MK vs DC, 9, and X
Toss in Stryker and you also have Jotaro.
Sub-Zero: I…broke up with Sareena.
Johnny Cage: What? Why would you do that?
Sareena: If I can’t have you, no one can!
Sub-Zero: Oh shit.
Shujinko: She became a yandere!
Johnny Cage: You know yanderes?!
4:02 actually the best part of the video.
"...No one can ever know."
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star!
Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off!
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”?
Reptile: I’ll explain later!
Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there!
Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Ashrah: *changes outfit*
Syzoth: 🎶This is my kingdom come🎶
Liu kang: why is it you wish to fight me?
Sindel: because you locked my husband in the kombat pack with homelander and Omni-man!
*CLASH*
Kano: we already got too many ninjas in this game, luv-
Sindel: SILENCE, KANO!
Stryker: eh, he’s better off than us!
Liu Kang: some cuts had to be made, alright?
2:10 Damn, Syzoth is stunned by her 😂
Many thanks and hugs to Anhaconda for helping me find a new voice for Darrius! Let me know what you guys think! ;)
Anhaconda the g
How did you get the voice for Shang tsung?
It's awesome! :D
Why barakas voice is deeper
Man, Baraka's voice isn't quite there yet
Sindel: You will be executed by me!
Johnny: Wait! It wasn't me I swear.
Sonya: -Groans- What did you do this time?
Johnny: Nothing! I just showed her what she, Mileena, and Kitana were wearing in Mk9!
Kung Lao: I want to see what their wearing.
Sindel: I will popped your eyes out!
British Liu Kang and Aussie Kano banter is something I never knew I needed
Johnny Cage: Sareena and Bi-Han sitting on the tree...
Bi-Han: Continue it and I'll kill you!
*CLASH*
Sareena: Awwww... continue it Johnny! :)
Bi-Han: Don't you even DARE!
Stryker: C'mon bro, do it!
Johnny Cage: -.-.-.-.i.N.G
👀👀
Didn't think Bi-Han would be tsundere.. that would explain his "cold" demeanor towards Sareena
Sub-zero: why does everyone think i want to be with sareena?
Johnny cage: dude you are so in the closet about her, you’re finding narnia
Sareena: he isn’t wrong you know-
Sub-Zero: woman! I swear to the elder gods!
Shujinko: what is narnia?
Johnny: I’ll explain later
Liu Kang: I should’ve have never given you Megan Fox’s voice.
Notary: Well, you shouldn’t have made Kung Lao’s neck so thicc.
Kung Lao: Stop her before she makes a neck pun!
Liu Kang: Im sorry, Necks time I’ll-
Kung Lao: Really?
Sareena: Good one Liu Kang.
Nitara: Guess even you can be “twisted.”
Kung Lao: I HATE YOU ALL!
You know it's bad when motherfucking SHUJINKO has to explain shit to you. Also, I think it was the worst idea to give Mileena a phone. Wait until she finds out about lesbian porn.
But Mileena did know about that in one of the A.I. MK11 intros, Kitana looked at her search history
@@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOMEI’m aware 😳 Imagine if she discovers the same site in the new timeline
@@josephrinnesot Oh boy, she's one wrong phrasing of a gift search for Tanya from discovering sex toy stores.
@@brettwood1351 shiiiiit Mileena’s gonna probably have some new weird feelings and sensations after watching *THAT* video.
And Mileena will discovere lesbian porn by fiding a clip of her and Tanya having some fun recorded by a hidden cam Johnny Cage hid in her bedroom.
Bi han: enough with your riddles sorcerer! What is this power you claim awaits for me?
Shang tsung: despite being a ninja you’d be surprised about how little you know about shadows…
Is it raid? Hahahaha
2:43 Damn Goro, you had to do her like that
Reiko: You and your friend are dumb enough to fight me?!
Kenshi: Your parents are dumb enough to name you 'beautiful child'
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: Wait, so that's the true meaning of his name?
Kenshi: Apparently
Reiko: I WAS NAMED AFTER A STRONG OUTWORLD WARRIOR!
Goro: It was a female warrior-
Reiko: QUIET!
Hahahhaha nice one dude
Wait I thought Reiko is like excitement or something
@@vuangminh5738The 'ko' part in his name usually is associated with girl's name
2:23 Ain't no way he actually did that in front of her bro is down bad 💀
He couldn’t hold it in. It just automatically came out, without his willingness.
@@josephrinnesot💀
2:24
Reptile: ambatukam
@@josephrinnesot💀💀💀
goro being the chillest guy is gold!
Oh boy mileena with a phone,this could not *_definitely_* go wrong
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~
Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe.
Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders!
Motaro: you’re actually using them?
Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Smoke: "Just why is it that you do not take me seriously, your highness?"
Sindel: "You are far too adorable for that Tomas"
*CLASH*
Sonia: "Isnt he just the cutest???"
Sindel: "I so much want to adopt him"
Smoke: "Are you seriously all in on this???
Sareena: "Aww! Hes blushing!"
Sindel: "We shall protect you at all costs"
Smoke: me, my brothers and their partners are having dinner tonight
Johnny: and your solo huh? Want me to get you a date?
Sonya: why would u ask the kid that?
Johnny: what! I’d be saving him from the awkwardness of third wheeling !
Jax: u excited for tonight?
Smoke: who wouldn’t! with Bi Han as a brother family dinners were non existent, thank god for sareena!
Smoke: What did Johnny meant by he's not afraid of a ghost?
Scorpion: I was once a "stealthy samurai" in a previous life.
CLASH
Kung Lao: Let me guess, it took place in an island named Tsushima?
Scorpion: Precisely.
Kameo Sub-Zero: What about you, Tomas? Do you have anything similar to share if there is?
Smoke: I uh... Was a sneaky superhero with spider powers in my past life.
1:36 this is really funny to me because kano isn't even British, he's actually Australian lmao
Australia is still part of the Commonwealth so the joke works
My man Shujinko Knows Something That The Others Don't Know
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu?
Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man.
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!*
Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man.
Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda-
Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
4:15 poor Kung Lao. Even at that fatality, his neck got snapped.
This is such a good series
Shujinko has mastered the 10 arts of social media I’m so proud 😂😂
4:34
THE FUCKING IRONY OF *SHUJINKO* NOT KNOWING ANYTHING, YET EXPLAINING WHAT PORN IS TO MILEENA 😂
Bi han can't escape the fan shipping in any timeline
Scorpion: so… am I gonna have a sister-in-law?~
Sub Zero: *ME AND SAREENA ARE JUST FRIENDS, KUAI LIANG!!!*
*CLASH*
Sareena: at least friends with benefits~
Sub Zero: *SILENCE, WOMAN!*
Kung Lao: and I thought I had girl trouble!
Scorpion: with what girls, Kung Lao?
Oof, scorpion hit lao with the “no bitches”
Bi han and Sareena need to be together in this timeline 🤣😂
Yes! And I want Bi-Han to keep denying they're a couple. xD
Is he embarrassed about it or something?
@fatalwaffle1715 More or less. Also, maybe he doesn't want to appear as "soft" to others. 🤣
@@jassimhamid2808 ok.
I like the part where Syzoth couldn't contain himself and started Syzothing everywhere
Sindel: you were never a villain as Sub-Zero
Bi-Han: I know, why the fuck did they do this to me?
Sareena: I will always love you no matter how you behave babe
Bi-Han: (sighs)
Kuai Liang: me too brother... not like that!
Sindel: don't worry you'll get a redemption like me
The treatment that Sindel and Bi-Han got in most recent MK games, I Dub this as “Twindel” Treatment, a form of Kharakter Assassination
Don’t ever stop with these. These videos make me wanna buy MK1 even more and more as I watch
Tanya: I swear to Argus, Cage, if you make one more joke about-
Johnny: What's wrong? Umgadeez nuts in your mouth-
*Cut to Tanya shoving her pole down Johnny's throat in her first fatality*
Goro: ... He's just been Umgadestroyed.
Sub-Zero: I hate all of you.
You mean Tanya hate everyone for mispronounce Origami
@@uh9522Are you mispronouncing it too?! IT’S UMGADI FOR ARGUS’ SAKE!!
@@shiningblade2083could I get in the Bugatti?
@@Raine749 IS EVERYONE SHARING A BRAINCELL WITH CAGE?!?!?!
I think its umami
4:34 LMAO NO WAY YOU BROUGHT THAT REVERSAL TO US AND SPECIFICALLY WITH THIS!
You're brilliant, Oddgiant, you're brilliant.
Mileena: "Why would you tell Johnny about us sleeping together!?"
Baraka: "I thought I could tell him about our 'FAKAS RAKATAN' in confidence."
*CLASH*
Tanya: "You two did *WHAT* !?"
Mileena: "Sorry Tanya but i was curious to see what it was like."
Shujinko: "What is 'Fakas rakatan'?."
Baraka: "I'll explain later."