An Ode to Prison Architect

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  • @ambiguousamphibian
    @ambiguousamphibian  3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    **PLEASE RESPOND/COMMENT ONLY IN POETIC VERSE**
    I had fun doing a video in some loose semblance of poetic meter/rhyme, or just a general sense of rhythm, at least at the beginning. Probably jarring to some - don't expect this to be all the vids - tho I'd like to make this a series of its own and maybe with twice the actual poetry and write it all out before, as this was just kind of informal. What other games or styles would you like to see odes to?

    • @MrMan-qp9pv
      @MrMan-qp9pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Woult thout beout alout tout commenout ifout knowlegout ofut howut tout beout poeout?

    • @ivotagliatori-ivcir-7360
      @ivotagliatori-ivcir-7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cuenta la historia de un mago que un día en su bosque encando llorooo.
      Por qué a pesar de su magia, no había podido encontrar el amooor

    • @ivotagliatori-ivcir-7360
      @ivotagliatori-ivcir-7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      As long as the video has you
      It should be considered a masterpiece in anyone's point of view

    • @alainpbat3903
      @alainpbat3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      An ode I beg to the games of yore
      When gameplay is king and friends be galore
      Why the greatest of games, with bestest of friends
      Please make a video on dungeons and dragons

    • @griffinhunter3206
      @griffinhunter3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      there once was a game from canada,

  • @senordinkus
    @senordinkus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "Nobody leaves until I find all the scissors" I didn't know how hard a flashback could hit

    • @Ametys007
      @Ametys007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EEEEEEEE A

    • @evolover999
      @evolover999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ametys007 sports

    • @Asilee
      @Asilee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@evolover999 It's in the game.

  • @KatzOhki
    @KatzOhki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    One day he decided to say “fuck it”
    Now he’s serving a dime in the state pen

    • @kyokyodisaster4842
      @kyokyodisaster4842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WTF did that guy do?

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kyokyodisaster4842 he stuck it in a hen

    • @dragonnestking3418
      @dragonnestking3418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@notoriousgoblin83 in front of two men

    • @normad88
      @normad88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dragonnestking3418 so he can ditch his old life, let a new one begin.

    • @dragonnestking3418
      @dragonnestking3418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@normad88 once he gets out of the state pen.

  • @tmo_117
    @tmo_117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I once had a legendary prisoner that was capable of killing everyone and was insane, whenever he got the chance he would attempt to kill everyone and break out of solitary, once the riot guards brought him down I sealed him within the walls like a cask of montiaddo, I spelt that wrong

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Amontillado.

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Someone will find him i side those walls one day. And when he is free we are all gonna die.

    • @johndoe.commentingpurposes3247
      @johndoe.commentingpurposes3247 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should have made a very secure solitary cell which was disconnected from the rest of the prison and then given him permanent solitary (if you haven't unlocked it you could just keep on giving him solitary for 24 hours until it says 100 and something hours of solitary). Make the first door a secure door and the rest of the doors solitary doors. You can assign him to a specific solitary cell by clicking on him and right clicking inside your desired solitary cell. Put a toilet and comfy bed and some other luxuries in there because he's going to be in there forever. There could be stationed guards and guards on patrol, permiter walls, constant searches of the kitchen and canteen supplying the cell with food, searches of the cell, stationed and patrolling armed guards and dogs. If the door exiting the cell is on the east, put the door exiting the first wall on the west then east then west and keep on repeating until there's no more wall (same thing for North and south).
      That's how I would deal with legendary prisoners.

  • @camdenlangford3204
    @camdenlangford3204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    I love how everyone in the comments is going by an unspoken rule
    Of talking in poetic verse lest they be judged a fool.
    AA I love your videos and look forward to seeing more, can't wait to see what you have in store.

    • @groundbird4904
      @groundbird4904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cool, I’ll try next time,
      Though few questions linger in my mind,
      When poetic you to us bind,
      Does that let room for a simple rhyme?
      Or would you prefer,
      And from you I infer,
      Some 7-9-7 haiku for your request be sublime?

    • @groundbird4904
      @groundbird4904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your rules are ignored,
      By writers most bored,
      Lazy rebellious and unwise,
      To bring swift justice to these great lands,
      For enforcement what is your plan?

    • @camdenlangford3204
      @camdenlangford3204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@groundbird4904
      My friend, poetry is whatever you'd like it to be.
      The rules were not created by either you nor me.
      I have no handhold nor footing to enforce, so the best I can do is to endorse.
      As once Iambic Pentameter compared thee to a summer's day
      From a haiku made with love
      To one day be preserved in slab clay
      One's words may last forever.
      So you see my friend, poems need not always with the rhyme, one simply knows where and when to use them, as well as what time.
      Poems are complicated, they come in many ways.
      Will you, my dear friend, become one with the lyricism and live out your days?

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m a kewl kid klubs member and ruin it

    • @camdenlangford3204
      @camdenlangford3204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluesap7318 Lest someone comes in to ruin your bit.

  • @rontrabaroe4247
    @rontrabaroe4247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    "Let me buy another of your kind" yo AA we can't do that anymore.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      'Farming-centred rehabilitation'.

    • @haloninjax542
      @haloninjax542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can't or Won't?

    • @MidoriOfTheShuinsen
      @MidoriOfTheShuinsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@haloninjax542 a little of both

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Its an american prison. They still do that. African americans are indispoportionally jailed and forced to work

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@magusperde365 maybe they shouldn’t commit crimes

  • @jonatanlj747
    @jonatanlj747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "A fungus among us,"
    did the AA say,
    but there was no fuss about an imposter being sus.

  • @kaitlynbush
    @kaitlynbush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    A new upload I saw, my heart racing with joy,
    Within the first 10 seconds I felt dopamine deploy.
    With that smooth voice, sweet style, it brought tears to my eye
    As they fell from my face my friendos asked, "Why?"
    I told them of the videos loved throughout the lands,
    And how you are the best, Ambiguos Amphibian :,)

  • @FantasticGuy60
    @FantasticGuy60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Why are you so Eloquent, you make me feel like my education was lacking because I can't use the word Nomenclature in standard conversation nor can I use Spongebob references without seeming to be insane. You sir are a man of the verse, who can weave a tapestry of prose and sculpt the grandest of stories. Wouldn't want it any other way 10/10 love your stuff.

  • @masusumasusu
    @masusumasusu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Finally someone who plays the game seriously!

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do haha. I have a very comfortable double prison that houses 700 inmates.

    • @hollowmood6312
      @hollowmood6312 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly what
      I said

  • @TheDillMan32
    @TheDillMan32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "I stole a balloon on free balloon day" Nice spongebob allusion.

  • @mozzqueen96
    @mozzqueen96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The games which I long to play,
    Posted to the channel of AA.
    Edited with humor
    Drawn from Spongebob, for the zoomer!
    Delivered by a soothing voice of a man with much to say.
    Appreciative of the verse,
    Though mine feels somewhat worse.
    I studied it for years,
    Creating mine through laughter and tears,
    Thanks, AA, for lifting my anxious curse.

  • @leatherturtle8373
    @leatherturtle8373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Mmmm, surprised I am
    The prison guard's gun went bam

  • @w123hyy
    @w123hyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fear in the line he just stopped existing was amazing

  • @andrewchapman2039
    @andrewchapman2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's true that I continue to live;
    To hear "hello" my time I will give.
    I'll watch the first second,
    Another time I do reckon.
    Before an inmate gets me with a shiv.

  • @lyrathechimera9551
    @lyrathechimera9551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    your verse blesses my ears
    it erodes my fears
    after all these years
    freedom?
    iunnno, i kinda like it here

  • @henrylarson1
    @henrylarson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, I think you make some of the best content on youtube. Your monotone voice, your maniacal laugh, the cleverness of your videos is always a joy.

  • @Blitzkrieger17
    @Blitzkrieger17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    max sec with min sec
    a riot nearly occurred
    it's snowing on mt fuji.

  • @pissedoffbucketguy9115
    @pissedoffbucketguy9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pro tip: there is a feature where you can assign low security (aka the grey jumpsuit prisons) into their own cell with other low security inmates to cause less fights, this also applies for cafes and showering areas. Which is why everyone used the first shower you build and didn't use the new shower you build because you didn't assign them to that shower.

  • @JER0EN
    @JER0EN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I had the feeling like I wanted to go on TH-cam and what do you know, an AmbiguousAmphibian video uploaded less than a minute ago.

  • @sovietshoelaces1803
    @sovietshoelaces1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jesus, Mills has one hell of a Biography
    And he's only doing 5 years for forgery
    Stabbing his wife 82 times in the chest
    Your videos are better than the rest

  • @MetaDecker
    @MetaDecker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A prisoner - A man, praying for drugs
    Meeting needs of spirituality
    Longing for family, for love and for hugs
    Today, only one lost his mortality

  • @JoshOnInternet
    @JoshOnInternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My comrades, I believe you will agree with me that it is a crime
    For our good friend amphibian to continue such a run-on rhyme

    • @groundbird4904
      @groundbird4904 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crime is subjective,
      Rules not very effective,
      Our fair and just golden marble,
      His actions non-deplorable

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poetic verse over Prison Architect? You just don’t get this kind of experience anywhere else on TH-cam. We love and appreciate you AA, keep up the good work!

  • @momulite
    @momulite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I cannot believe that you've made a video of 14 minutes in time, while speaking only entirely in rhyme. How did you complete this incredible feat? It would appear when it comes to both prison architect and rhyming...
    You cannot be beat.

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah they’re not that good at the game, like preventing deaths and escapes is pretty easy if you know what you’re doing, he didn’t even have staff needs or high securities, like at 4:39 he didn’t understand how they got contraband but he didn’t have metal detectors or dogs to stop them from getting things from their families and all that

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, I’m pretty sure they’re new to the game, so it’s not that surprising.

    • @momulite
      @momulite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 i hate to act cruel or bespoke... but i think you may not get the joke. reading this made my brain go mush, so i’ll redirect you to:
      r/woooosh 😎

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@momulite it didn’t sound sarcastic but okay, however that reply sounds somewhat sarcastic

    • @momulite
      @momulite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 you can’t rhyme sarcastic with sarcastic,
      you need to think of something more fantastic,
      as amphibian has tested,
      i will rhyme as requested,
      in his comment which you’ll see down below.

  • @mirjanbouma
    @mirjanbouma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To comment in rhyme is quite an ordeal
    For a non-English person, the struggle is real
    Still, for the amphibian, I will attempt
    To put rhyme into my little comment
    Meter is out, I won't even try
    For I will fail and then I shall cry
    Watching this video has left me amused
    Although your playstyle did make me confused
    There seems to be no forethought at all
    In the way you set up your buildings and walls
    Putting in showers is really required
    If you don't want your prisoners to on and riot!
    Thanks for the video, I enjoyed it much,
    Greetings from a subscriber who's Dutch!

  • @zomburger2573
    @zomburger2573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remember when building a shower
    That they require no power
    They require no walls
    As shower heads cannot fall
    They can also be outdoors
    As indoor nudity is a bore

  • @Attacknun
    @Attacknun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ambiguous Amphibian is very underrated. No other uploader every leaves me so satiated.

  • @gnilbis7859
    @gnilbis7859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So this is what looks like when shakespear is a gamer

  • @Trigger0x10c
    @Trigger0x10c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amphibian tried to distance himself from a war crime
    By constructing a clever rhyme.
    His trial will be held next month in Hague
    His account of the incident was very vague.

  • @ravenreine
    @ravenreine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dearest AA,
    As time flows forward on and on
    I consider what games deserve an ode from you.
    There is one that comes into view.
    A favorite of my six year old son.
    The sand blasted wastelands of Kenshi calls
    Torso-lo's quest was quite inspired
    The passion of the struggle was pyre'd
    Let us hear about Kenshi's rises and falls.
    (It's been quite a while since I've written poetry, thanks for the inspiration ;) And yes, my 6 year old son loved the Torso-lo play through)

  • @bearcalvary8714
    @bearcalvary8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mr. Amphibian thank you for providing entertainment for the masses. I speak for myself when I say thank you sir thank you very much

  • @combatarcher3101
    @combatarcher3101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    METAL DETEACTORS...... idk how to ryhime this.... but yeah the contraband is coming in through visitation so put a detector in a small room on the exit and have a guard stationd there

  • @nickbuchanan9755
    @nickbuchanan9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It was a great video.
    But I can’t rhyme...
    It’s snowing on Mount Fuji.
    - A shitty haiku

  • @treeking9445
    @treeking9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe there is nearly 15 minutes of rhyming verse
    I think by the end of this my sides, they may burst

  • @felix3821
    @felix3821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well it’s four in the morning
    And éven if i must sleep
    You damn right if one must wait it’ll be the sheep !
    Because i shall not wait the instantanity of incounciness to watch this thing.

  • @TJSchultz
    @TJSchultz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how hes talking so much good stuff about the prison at 13:01 while a prisoner is dippin. under the yard to the left hahah

  • @Enoonb
    @Enoonb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you, PLEASE, make the next episode made ENTIRELY of rhyming. Literally all you say must rhyme. PLEASE. I need this in my life.

  • @notoriousgoblin83
    @notoriousgoblin83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that your first farmer is called "South-a-nator"

  • @Jcornman24
    @Jcornman24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This episode was such a fest,
    A bunch of laughs, it was the best
    I cannot believe what I have just seen, this my friend was a quest

  • @zachzepter3251
    @zachzepter3251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Prison Architect is a really great game
    So much so, that it deserves it's fame
    AA I like your videos, keep doing what you do
    It's nice to see someone who enjoys poetry too

  • @dragonnestking3418
    @dragonnestking3418 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw the upload was ago three days,
    When I realized this I reacted in many ways,
    One with confusion, one with fright,
    But then I realized, it was just another night.

  • @Boomerangguy100
    @Boomerangguy100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't care for prison architect, but it is AA so it will bring me joy.

  • @jordanloar5564
    @jordanloar5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Prison Architect is amazing and so satisfying to organize. After a while, the catharsis relents to passive cruelty born of curiosity. Hence my fascination with Rimworld.

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prison architect is too real to enjoy being cruel. Americans are f-ed up. In rimworld I'm voring all attackers though

  • @666AskaD666
    @666AskaD666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    AA were his initials,
    He cared not for the officials,
    And soon,
    Plains of grass became a subject,
    To an immovable object,
    Filled with life in despair,
    For those beyond and within repair.

  • @natehandy8173
    @natehandy8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah, another masterpiece from my favorite modern poet

  • @d0pomein
    @d0pomein 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can craft your own rooms. You don't have to use only the pre made rooms. There's also a metal detector. Metal detectors and garbage cans at 1 space chokes can greatly reduce contraband.

  • @thegrandcanyon9861
    @thegrandcanyon9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just FYI, you can now put drains right under the showerhead. Doing so will reduce the crap on the floor of the shower.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's been that way for ages. AA should keep up with the... Rages.

  • @ahorseofcourse7283
    @ahorseofcourse7283 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Prisons for profit,
    A dystopian ideal
    But after your video on it
    This is an exception, I feel

  • @gabrielhelmlinger6812
    @gabrielhelmlinger6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd be down for more of this, it would not go amiss

  • @DavidAkhter
    @DavidAkhter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such grasp of poetry, THIS.....is pure art.
    Sure shows that the amphibian is quite smart!

  • @seagull27slegochannel35
    @seagull27slegochannel35 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yous, Sir, have been nominated to the Nobel Prize. Congratulations Comrade.

  • @migarsormrapophis2755
    @migarsormrapophis2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Prison architect isn't as good as Rimworld,
    but it is amusing to see AA hurled into an unfamiliar game
    Soon he'll be a master at it
    predicting he'll get addicted, I can't wait!

  • @jonathanguldberg9386
    @jonathanguldberg9386 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen and heard.

  • @Juan-Far
    @Juan-Far 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:37 no job, no life, taken to the extreme, now that's commitment

  • @lamarepository248
    @lamarepository248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this after watching psychological horror is a truly cursed experience

  • @PoofyKittyPants
    @PoofyKittyPants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ode to a Barbell
    On the bench in my quest
    For the beefiest chest
    I lift you and resist your fall
    My thoughts split in two;
    My handle on you -
    My obsession with alcohol
    post money in this thread

  • @hexxidelux6224
    @hexxidelux6224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Up next: Two Point Hospital.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You're fired! He just stopped existing, lol"
    HR in a nutshell

  • @odw1n307
    @odw1n307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    First Minute: Mhh Priston Architect okay.
    Third Minute: Does he rhyme everything?
    14th Minute: Oh God.

  • @lextromex3931
    @lextromex3931 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    me encanta cuando decis cualquier cosa de forma sarcastica. No se porque pero es unico, suerte creciendo, sos un grande wacho.
    *i'm not speaking portuguese*

  • @Kaijudomage
    @Kaijudomage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stole a balloon on free balloon day... don't think this Spongebob reference will go unnoticed.

  • @KillerKegsey1
    @KillerKegsey1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw someone suggest this in a video! Feels rather delightful for me to know.
    I'm glad you kept to your promise, and for that I pay you... homage? (I tried)

  • @m97x51
    @m97x51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh the day has come,
    For my favourite tubers,
    To release P.A.
    Haiku by Leo.
    (Done in the toilet)

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is interesting imagine someone IN a toilet writing a hiku, but don't you mean done ON the toilet? At least I hope so... :D

    • @Pluto-og5nh
      @Pluto-og5nh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aramisortsbottcher8201 judgemental much?

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pluto-og5nh sorry, I don't know this word, what do you mean?

  • @Will_jetz
    @Will_jetz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He finally ascended into seuss-like there is no turning back

  • @miguelmont.1111
    @miguelmont.1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Prisoner: complains for not having a chapel to pray
    Also Prisoner: *LORD GIB DRUGS!!!*

  • @becool365
    @becool365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if you are struggling do a minimum-security prison.

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure he’s new to the game. Like at 4:39 he shows he doesn’t know anything about preventing contraband

  • @worldweaver2691
    @worldweaver2691 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alas a Prison of Actuality!
    Where Needs are Fulfilled and Tunnels are Refilled.

  • @LumosX
    @LumosX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    (Though) your effort was noble
    And your concept was pure,
    Your foot was too mobile
    And your poem unsure.
    Though prisons you built
    And men did immure,
    Your foot brings you guilt,
    You must learn more for sure.
    My rhymes are perfection,
    My cadence divine:
    So fear not dejection,
    Melodics enshrine!
    ==========
    Not as perfect as I'd like it and a bit of a mess in terms of mixing amphibrach with dactyl and iamb, but a youtube comment can only get so much of my time. Proper poetry is easy, just takes a little time and inspiration. And talent.

  • @5h0rgunn45
    @5h0rgunn45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @5:41
    Is that guy literally running and jumping around outside screaming "PRIEST! PRIEST! I NEED A PRIEST!"?

  • @Trashpanda115
    @Trashpanda115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    At the break of dawn
    We lay on the lawn
    unexpecting of this great
    golden throne
    of poetic mastery
    we ate our berries
    under the sun

  • @oooelleo
    @oooelleo ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this video is old, but I just laughed for 5 minutes straight from the first line of this video. My abdominal muscles hurt, my cheeks are sore, I’ve got an awful cough. Thanks for trying to kill me AA

  • @headcrabn5347
    @headcrabn5347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lo, as a rimworld player I thought you would know
    You're making a mistake regulating your prisoner's flow
    Put doors between rooms - a compound-based plan
    You'll let them move faster than they already can.
    As you have it now, with only one door, prefabs will lead you to not use any more,
    The prison is slow, it's pathways a maze, no commons to chapel or kitchen throughways.
    No! I say, let your prisoners be, through freedom of movement they shall not want to be free
    Betwixt the kitchen and canteen there should be a path, from yard to triage should there be a bloodbath
    Use caution of course, moderation is key.
    Riots need chokepoints as you'll come to see
    (and chokes mean fewer expensive detectors and K9 cp's)

  • @airborne2876
    @airborne2876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haven't played this game in 2 years, I want to play it again now.

  • @riverzend1033
    @riverzend1033 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very happy to see u playing this game,
    what's its name?
    A peaceful priso....monastery...yes monastery
    Where if u can't be reformed
    You will be transformed
    In to dust
    In the electric chair of rust 0.o
    Love this game, it can get very deep where u can control so many aspects of prison management. I hope you keep it up :D

  • @Levi_is_Smol
    @Levi_is_Smol 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I have a very naïve idea of religion"
    "More money, more money. That's what it's all about".
    No, you got that right.

  • @frostatine
    @frostatine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "what kind of a prison needs arcades?"
    Everyone noticed that

  • @radiokaizo
    @radiokaizo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    (Maximum Security Prison)
    Prisoner: So what crime did you do to end here?
    AA: Ilegal Trespassing.
    Prisoner: Really? Where?
    (Camera room)
    Guard: Not again...

  • @senka4899
    @senka4899 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Free balloon day sounded oddly familiar for some reason, I just couldn’t remember where from. 😂
    Now I’m reminiscing about simpler times. Fantastic reference.

  • @MrBed22
    @MrBed22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As I sit on my humble abode
    Is when an Amphibian upload
    A poem, he ask for the comment to make
    Upon his ode to his Prison Architech

  • @ThaKillaWarrior
    @ThaKillaWarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He throwing men in jail
    Only those who couldn't get bail
    The daily fights aren't swell
    People die everyday, oh well
    Is this a paradise or a hell
    only time will tell

  • @mikhailgorbachev1709
    @mikhailgorbachev1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this fills me with glee, thank you gracious amphibian how mysterious are you

  • @cmdrreggit
    @cmdrreggit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There once was a woman from Ealing....
    Who had a particular feeling....
    She lay on her back....
    And opened her crack....
    And pissed all over the ceiling.

  • @packapunchv1757
    @packapunchv1757 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think he’s just evolving into a doctor Seuss book

  • @BigBeerus
    @BigBeerus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This wont have nearly the reach of "an ode to minecraft" but i see what your going for here.

  • @lightning1434
    @lightning1434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sounds like a mix between swaggersouls and the dad from dexters laboratory but still funny

  • @cornondajacob
    @cornondajacob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Missed opportunity not going ‘ordered some fence / the garbage was here and deliveries hence’

  • @grousewithakeyboard
    @grousewithakeyboard ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Once again another vid
    From green man
    That is so slow paced
    Even though
    It might be slow
    He is not disgraced

  • @t-rex9809
    @t-rex9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good SpongeBob reference!

  • @CRneu
    @CRneu ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a work of art.
    Off to patreon to join.
    I'm just doing my part.
    Feel good...in the loin?

  • @techmouse.
    @techmouse. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Writing skills: Level 9999
    Rhymes: [ still initializing... 3% ]

  • @courtumss
    @courtumss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you and your constant spongebob references

  • @jessemannen6750
    @jessemannen6750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    man this is the new dr Seuss

  • @nikikeya939
    @nikikeya939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I stole a balloon on Free Balloon Day."
    Biggy did you just make a Spongebob reference?

  • @basbekjenl
    @basbekjenl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    a reformation challenge, reform as many people to the right way of life. Show those whom have strayed from the right path the many right paths that are avaliable, the path of the priest, the path of the farmer, the path of the laundry man, the path of the gamer and last but not least the path of inward perfection. Through endless practise of solitare they shall come to love being in society and do anything to stay in society.

  • @Danny-ut4xm
    @Danny-ut4xm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anthony.
    This is Our
    Favourite Poem.

  • @mjdelaroca6044
    @mjdelaroca6044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amongus 2:22

  • @Quirkyhndl
    @Quirkyhndl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This makes me happy
    An enjoyable evening
    With AA Prison

  • @toogee1850
    @toogee1850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy Dufrane was the guy who escaped in the beginning btw
    *LORE*

  • @chaoticcar6231
    @chaoticcar6231 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    They funneled into the shower,
    Like they jumbled into the tunnel,
    I laughed quite a bit,
    But the prisoners took some hits,
    I dunno how to continue this
    I feel like this poem gone amiss